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« Reply #105 on: July 02, 2008, 12:41:52 PM »

Please can someone help me out by pointing out that the idea of making a sandwich with pot noodle in it is just a joke? Sounds so wrong in so many different ways. Next you'll be telling me that the floating pea and carrot pieces contribute to your 'five a day' Smiley
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« Reply #106 on: July 02, 2008, 12:46:05 PM »

Please can someone help me out by pointing out that the idea of making a sandwich with pot noodle in it is just a joke? Sounds so wrong in so many different ways. Next you'll be telling me that the floating pea and carrot pieces contribute to your 'five a day' Smiley

I love Batchelor's Super Noodles in bread and butter, Mild Curry FTW
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« Reply #107 on: July 02, 2008, 12:48:24 PM »

a friend of mine that I used to work with used to be very imaginative with her sandwich filllings.  The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.
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« Reply #108 on: July 02, 2008, 12:54:22 PM »

a friend of mine that I used to work with used to be very imaginative with her sandwich filllings.  The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.

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« Reply #109 on: July 02, 2008, 12:56:13 PM »

a friend of mine that I used to work with used to be very imaginative with her sandwich filllings.  The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.

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« Reply #110 on: July 02, 2008, 01:42:37 PM »

The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.

please clarify. is that 1) pot noodle and 2) kipper & beans

or 1) pot noodle & kipper and 2) baked beans
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« Reply #111 on: July 02, 2008, 01:45:32 PM »

The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.

please clarify. is that 1) pot noodle and 2) kipper & beans

or 1) pot noodle & kipper and 2) baked beans

1. cold pot noodle
2. kipper and baked beans

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« Reply #112 on: July 02, 2008, 01:46:28 PM »

The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.

please clarify. is that 1) pot noodle and 2) kipper & beans

or 1) pot noodle & kipper and 2) baked beans

Your understanding of clarification is to quote ? Cheesy
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« Reply #113 on: July 02, 2008, 01:47:49 PM »

The two I remember are cold pot noodle and kipper and baked bean.  yuk.

please clarify. is that 1) pot noodle and 2) kipper & beans

or 1) pot noodle & kipper and 2) baked beans

Your understanding of clarification is to quote ? Cheesy

Cheesy  laptop mousepad is too sensitive and it posted the bloody thing before I'd finished!
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« Reply #114 on: July 05, 2008, 11:47:35 AM »

Stuggling on by on pieces and pot noddle, super noodles and biscuits and crisps this week.  And when I've been out at work I have had a proper lunch from the boozer it's a master plan.  Its not that I can't cook, I can.  I even rate my cullinary skills pretty highly.

In a moment of weakness last weekend while under the influence I thought it would be a good idea to invite a few friends round for dinner this evening.  They had forgotten apart from one, who kept on at me all week to remind them.  I pointed out I had extended the invitation and if they forgot then it was upto them.  Secrelty hoping they wouldn't turn up because the house is a disaster site.  Mother normally sees to washings, cleaning, housework and stuff and if she's lucky I may venture into the kitchen and cook a dinner once in a while.

Low and behold the one friend who remembered about the invitation decided she should text the others and let them know dinner was still on.  so now I have to cook a meal tonight.  Oops!  Slight hick up there ain't much for cooking and the house ise a pig sty, mam would be s proud.  NOT! 

Anyway am going to attempt to do this, but I need some help.

Anyone know how to work and Aquarius WF200 1200 Spin washing machine?  I have about 6 days worth of washing that needs done, I am just going to stick it all in as a mixture to freshen them up.  But the bit where it tells you what letters do what type of was has rubbed off.  So I'm not sure what ones mean what.

I have letters going from A - M, I was thinking of just picking G cause that my initial.  Not the brightest idea.
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« Reply #115 on: July 05, 2008, 11:52:04 AM »

lolol, bag your washing and take it to the laundry or seperate into whites and non white and bung it in the machine - just hope for the best!

What are you preparing for dinner?
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« Reply #116 on: July 05, 2008, 11:56:14 AM »

GC says:
do you know how to work the washing machine?
P-Mac says:
wot r u washing?
GC says:
clothes, obviously!
P-Mac says:
dark stuff, light stuff?
GC says:
see the letters do they normally mean the same things like what type of washes?
GC says:
I just normally stick everything in and go for a mixture
P-Mac says:
wot letters u got?
GC says:
A to M
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I think the standard wash is G
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am i invited for dinner as well?
GC says:
if your not doing anything feel free
GC says:
I'd bring a £10 for a chinese though Smiley
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just incase it all goes tits up



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« Reply #117 on: July 05, 2008, 11:57:52 AM »



had a quick google and can't find anything on it mate...just seperate the whites and coloureds and fling them in...done!..hide the rest in a cupboard or something
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« Reply #118 on: July 05, 2008, 11:59:24 AM »

GC says:
do you know how to work the washing machine?
P-Mac says:
wot r u washing?
GC says:
clothes, obviously!
P-Mac says:
dark stuff, light stuff?
GC says:
see the letters do they normally mean the same things like what type of washes?
GC says:
I just normally stick everything in and go for a mixture
P-Mac says:
wot letters u got?
GC says:
A to M
P-Mac says:
I think the standard wash is G
P-Mac says:
am i invited for dinner as well?
GC says:
if your not doing anything feel free
GC says:
I'd bring a £10 for a chinese though Smiley
GC says:
just incase it all goes tits up



hahahahahahahahaha



 
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« Reply #119 on: July 05, 2008, 12:05:24 PM »

Ha very good Fett!

don't worry about that itch you have, just wear cotton pants to you can manage along to the GUM clinic.
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