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« Reply #270 on: July 09, 2010, 04:17:19 PM » |
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list me among the gateaux/ghetto joke fans
boldie, do you have any more gags that involve puddings?
Just for you, and I'm almost ashamed to post it; What’s a Muslim's favourite dessert? Propheteroles I proper LOL'd!
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #271 on: July 09, 2010, 04:20:30 PM » |
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list me among the gateaux/ghetto joke fans
boldie, do you have any more gags that involve puddings?
Just for you, and I'm almost ashamed to post it; What’s a Muslim's favourite dessert? Propheteroles I proper LOL'd! You hang out with kids too much lol.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #272 on: July 09, 2010, 04:47:01 PM » |
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list me among the gateaux/ghetto joke fans
boldie, do you have any more gags that involve puddings?
I got some jelly custard and sponge in my ears, it made me a trifle deaf
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It's more about the winning than the winnings
5 November 2012 - Kinboshi says "Best post ever on blonde thumbs up"
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« Reply #273 on: July 09, 2010, 05:57:49 PM » |
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***sick alert*****
What's the worst thing that can happen to you after having an all night long dream about eating chocolate pudding?
Waking up with a spoon up your arse.
Sandy
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Girgy85
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« Reply #274 on: July 09, 2010, 06:07:21 PM » |
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Boldies gattaux joke was lol
Sandy and Geo please quit with the jokes! Ta
Girgy
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #275 on: July 09, 2010, 06:33:45 PM » |
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When i was younger, black people constantly used to throw cherries at my head, kick ice-cream into my face and smear chocolate into my new clothes.
It was tough growing up in The Gateaux...
Brilliant. And for tighty/gatso Am i wrong in glaswegian is amma rang? That help?
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Keefy is back But for how long?
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« Reply #276 on: July 09, 2010, 06:49:07 PM » |
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Boldies gattaux joke was lol
Sandy and Geo please quit with the jokes! Ta
Girgy
make a deal mate, I'll quit the jokes, you quit life please Geo
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #277 on: July 09, 2010, 07:16:02 PM » |
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All chippies in northumberland will remain closed so there will be no fishys on the dishys til the moat comes in.
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« Reply #278 on: July 09, 2010, 07:34:02 PM » |
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Off to shoot a copper then hide in the woods, because that's how I Raoul.
Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight.
They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him.
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« Reply #279 on: July 09, 2010, 07:41:21 PM » |
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Carry on Claw.
Excellent film idea
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Girgy85
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« Reply #280 on: July 09, 2010, 10:54:07 PM » |
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Boldies gattaux joke was lol
Sandy and Geo please quit with the jokes! Ta
Girgy
make a deal mate, I'll quit the jokes, you quit life please Geo Lol il quit life if you quit putting ur name after every redic post you make!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #281 on: July 09, 2010, 11:07:17 PM » |
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I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken".
So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #282 on: July 10, 2010, 01:00:59 AM » |
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This duck walks into a bar,says to the barman "got any bread ?" sorry duck i havent says the barman, got any bread ? did you not hear me ..i havent got any bread...got any bread ? are you deaf ! i havent got any bread...got any bread ? listen to me duck ..i havent got any fucking bread right !!..got any bread ? ..I HAVENT GOT ANY FUCKING BREAD !!!!... got any bread ? ..right you little bastard..you ask if ive got any bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar.........got any nails ? come to think of it i havent...
got any bread ?
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« Reply #283 on: July 10, 2010, 10:29:43 AM » |
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This duck walks into a bar,says to the barman "got any bread ?" sorry duck i havent says the barman, got any bread ? did you not hear me ..i havent got any bread...got any bread ? are you deaf ! i havent got any bread...got any bread ? listen to me duck ..i havent got any fucking bread right !!..got any bread ? ..I HAVENT GOT ANY FUCKING BREAD !!!!... got any bread ? ..right you little bastard..you ask if ive got any bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar.........got any nails ? come to think of it i havent...
got any bread ?
greatest written joke ever
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #284 on: July 22, 2010, 08:08:05 AM » |
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JONATHAN ROSS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IN IKEA Ross was shown CCTV pictures of him putting an item in his jacket while in the "kitchen utensil" section of the store. When questioned by store detectives as to his actions, he replied "I thought it was worth the whisk"
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