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« Reply #270 on: July 09, 2010, 04:17:19 PM »

list me among the gateaux/ghetto joke fans

boldie, do you have any more gags that involve puddings?

Just for you, and I'm almost ashamed to post it;



What’s a Muslim's favourite dessert?

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I proper LOL'd!
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« Reply #271 on: July 09, 2010, 04:20:30 PM »

list me among the gateaux/ghetto joke fans

boldie, do you have any more gags that involve puddings?

Just for you, and I'm almost ashamed to post it;



What’s a Muslim's favourite dessert?

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I proper LOL'd!

You hang out with kids too much  lol.
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« Reply #272 on: July 09, 2010, 04:47:01 PM »

list me among the gateaux/ghetto joke fans

boldie, do you have any more gags that involve puddings?

I got some jelly custard and sponge in my ears,

it made me a trifle deaf
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« Reply #273 on: July 09, 2010, 05:57:49 PM »

***sick alert*****










What's the worst thing that can happen to you after having an all night long dream about eating chocolate pudding?

Waking up with a spoon up your arse.

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« Reply #274 on: July 09, 2010, 06:07:21 PM »

Boldies gattaux joke was lol

Sandy and Geo please quit with the jokes! Ta

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« Reply #275 on: July 09, 2010, 06:33:45 PM »

When i was younger, black people constantly used to throw cherries at my head, kick ice-cream into my face and smear chocolate into my new clothes.

It was tough growing up in The Gateaux...

Brilliant.

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« Reply #276 on: July 09, 2010, 06:49:07 PM »

Boldies gattaux joke was lol

Sandy and Geo please quit with the jokes! Ta

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make a deal mate, I'll quit the jokes, you quit life please

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« Reply #277 on: July 09, 2010, 07:16:02 PM »

All chippies in northumberland will remain closed so there will be no fishys on the dishys til the moat comes in.
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« Reply #278 on: July 09, 2010, 07:34:02 PM »

Off to shoot a copper then hide in the woods, because that's how I Raoul.



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« Reply #279 on: July 09, 2010, 07:41:21 PM »

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Carry on Claw.

Excellent film idea

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« Reply #280 on: July 09, 2010, 10:54:07 PM »

Boldies gattaux joke was lol

Sandy and Geo please quit with the jokes! Ta

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make a deal mate, I'll quit the jokes, you quit life please

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Lol il quit life if you quit putting ur name after every redic post you make!
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« Reply #281 on: July 09, 2010, 11:07:17 PM »

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken".

So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
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« Reply #282 on: July 10, 2010, 01:00:59 AM »

This duck walks into a bar,says to the barman  "got any bread ?"  sorry duck i havent says the barman, got any bread ? did you not hear me ..i havent got any bread...got any bread ? are you deaf ! i havent got any bread...got any bread ? listen to me duck ..i havent  got any fucking bread right !!..got any bread ? ..I HAVENT GOT ANY FUCKING BREAD !!!!... got any bread ? ..right you little bastard..you ask if ive got any bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar.........got any nails ? come to think of it i havent...







































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« Reply #283 on: July 10, 2010, 10:29:43 AM »

This duck walks into a bar,says to the barman  "got any bread ?"  sorry duck i havent says the barman, got any bread ? did you not hear me ..i havent got any bread...got any bread ? are you deaf ! i havent got any bread...got any bread ? listen to me duck ..i havent  got any fucking bread right !!..got any bread ? ..I HAVENT GOT ANY FUCKING BREAD !!!!... got any bread ? ..right you little bastard..you ask if ive got any bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar.........got any nails ? come to think of it i havent...




got any bread ?

greatest written joke ever
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« Reply #284 on: July 22, 2010, 08:08:05 AM »

BREAKING NEWS
JONATHAN ROSS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IN IKEA


Ross was shown CCTV pictures of him putting an item in his jacket while in the "kitchen utensil" section of the store. When questioned by store detectives as to his actions, he replied "I thought it was worth the whisk"
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