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« Reply #1215 on: January 18, 2018, 09:00:12 AM »
The Bayeux Tapestry coming to the UK. Yet more evidence we're heading for a Hardrada Brexit.
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« Reply #1216 on: January 20, 2018, 10:59:51 PM »
I've given up on my business making sculptures of religious figures after I failed to make a prophet. My current start up involves making yacht's in my attic, sails are going through the roof
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« Reply #1217 on: January 21, 2018, 11:47:24 AM »
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I've given up on my business making sculptures of religious figures after I failed to make a prophet. My current start up involves making yacht's in my attic, sails are going through the roof

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« Reply #1218 on: January 21, 2018, 03:36:29 PM »
Bloody foreigner, coming over here demanding to know what love is.
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« Reply #1219 on: January 23, 2018, 09:38:52 PM »
I put my left leg in. My left leg out. In. Out. In. Out. Shook it all about. I did the Hokey Cokey and I turned around.
And that's when the taxi driver said " Just get in the car mate"...
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« Reply #1220 on: January 31, 2018, 03:53:52 PM »
I bought a dog from an Ironmonger. When I got it home the first thing It did was make a bolt for the door.
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« Reply #1221 on: February 12, 2018, 09:30:50 PM »
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I bought a dog from an Ironmonger. When I got it home the first thing It did was make a bolt for the door.

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« Reply #1222 on: February 13, 2018, 12:03:39 PM »
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1223 on: February 21, 2018, 12:30:28 PM »
Mrs Red gets angry when I do my flamingo impression, so I'm going to put my foot down.
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« Reply #1224 on: February 21, 2018, 08:35:34 PM »
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can’t marmalade your c*ck up your girlfriends a*se
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« Reply #1225 on: February 21, 2018, 10:47:56 PM »
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What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can’t marmalade your c*ck up your girlfriends a*se

Wrong thread maybe?
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« Reply #1226 on: February 28, 2018, 09:23:47 AM »
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« Reply #1227 on: February 28, 2018, 09:51:15 AM »
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« Reply #1228 on: February 28, 2018, 10:44:12 AM »
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« Reply #1229 on: March 28, 2018, 09:13:53 AM »
Did you hear about the cheese-maker who painted his wife twice? He double-glossed 'er.
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