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« Reply #1215 on: January 18, 2018, 09:00:12 AM » |
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The Bayeux Tapestry coming to the UK. Yet more evidence we're heading for a Hardrada Brexit.
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1216 on: January 20, 2018, 10:59:51 PM » |
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I've given up on my business making sculptures of religious figures after I failed to make a prophet. My current start up involves making yacht's in my attic, sails are going through the roof
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #1217 on: January 21, 2018, 11:47:24 AM » |
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I've given up on my business making sculptures of religious figures after I failed to make a prophet. My current start up involves making yacht's in my attic, sails are going through the roof
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Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.
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« Reply #1218 on: January 21, 2018, 03:36:29 PM » |
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Bloody foreigner, coming over here demanding to know what love is.
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Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.
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« Reply #1219 on: January 23, 2018, 09:38:52 PM » |
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I put my left leg in. My left leg out. In. Out. In. Out. Shook it all about. I did the Hokey Cokey and I turned around.
And that's when the taxi driver said " Just get in the car mate"...
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1220 on: January 31, 2018, 03:53:52 PM » |
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I bought a dog from an Ironmonger. When I got it home the first thing It did was make a bolt for the door.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1222 on: February 13, 2018, 12:03:39 PM » |
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #1223 on: February 21, 2018, 12:30:28 PM » |
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Mrs Red gets angry when I do my flamingo impression, so I'm going to put my foot down.
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« Reply #1224 on: February 21, 2018, 08:35:34 PM » |
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What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can’t marmalade your c*ck up your girlfriends a*se
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1225 on: February 21, 2018, 10:47:56 PM » |
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What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can’t marmalade your c*ck up your girlfriends a*se
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« Reply #1226 on: February 28, 2018, 09:23:47 AM » |
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1227 on: February 28, 2018, 09:51:15 AM » |
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #1228 on: February 28, 2018, 10:44:12 AM » |
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« Reply #1229 on: March 28, 2018, 09:13:53 AM » |
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Did you hear about the cheese-maker who painted his wife twice? He double-glossed 'er.
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