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« Reply #1305 on: June 17, 2019, 04:39:54 AM »

Local dentist arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I've been going to him for ages. Never knew he was a dentist.
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« Reply #1306 on: June 17, 2019, 11:57:25 AM »

Local dentist arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I've been going to him for ages. Never knew he was a dentist.
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« Reply #1307 on: June 20, 2019, 09:29:59 AM »

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh , give it a weigh ,give it a weigh now.
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« Reply #1308 on: June 23, 2019, 10:33:28 PM »

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« Reply #1309 on: June 25, 2019, 08:30:14 PM »

Was in the pub last night with my mate and these four big blokes started gobbing off to us.

Pretend we are the police ,my clever mate said.

I only got halfway through the first verse of Roxanne before they started kicking the crap out of us.
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« Reply #1310 on: July 01, 2019, 02:38:28 PM »

Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.

I went to Swansea
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« Reply #1311 on: July 01, 2019, 02:56:09 PM »

Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.

I went to Swansea



Don't call us.....
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« Reply #1312 on: July 01, 2019, 03:28:02 PM »

Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.

I went to Swansea



Don't call us.....

Don't call you what?
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« Reply #1313 on: July 01, 2019, 07:57:41 PM »

Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.

I went to Swansea



Don't call us.....

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Diverted.
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« Reply #1314 on: July 02, 2019, 09:59:14 AM »

Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.

I went to Swansea



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Diverted.

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« Reply #1315 on: July 02, 2019, 04:00:19 PM »

Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers yesterday?
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« Reply #1316 on: July 02, 2019, 04:05:21 PM »

Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers yesterday?

Everybody?

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« Reply #1317 on: July 02, 2019, 04:11:10 PM »

Saw a sign that made me piss myself today.

Toilets closed.
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« Reply #1318 on: July 03, 2019, 09:50:32 AM »

I went to see the doctor yesterday.

He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"

I said: "What, like bacon sausages and burgers?"

He said: "No fatty, don't eat anything"
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« Reply #1319 on: July 03, 2019, 11:23:14 AM »

I went to see the doctor yesterday.

He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"

I said: "What, like bacon sausages and burgers?"

He said: "No fatty, don't eat anything"

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