Evilpie's get off your lazy arse and get back to the gym diaries

[EvilPie]

Have you ever had a girlfriend older than you Matt ?

If not is that because older,more intellectual women intimidate you ?

Only one mate. It was when I was 20 and she was 23. I always liked slightly older women until I hit about 25 then they kinda lost the appeal.

I've never been out with a 30+ year old. Maybe when I hit 40 if I'm not still with current birdpie I'll give one a try.

I love intellectual women. They are a great challenge. Unfortunately they have to be hot and under 30 as well so there aren't too many to choose from.

[mondatoo]

Have you ever had a girlfriend older than you Matt ?

If not is that because older,more intellectual women intimidate you ?

Only one mate. It was when I was 20 and she was 23. I always liked slightly older women until I hit about 25 then they kinda lost the appeal.

I've never been out with a 30+ year old. Maybe when I hit 40 if I'm not still with current birdpie I'll give one a try.

I love intellectual women. They are a great challenge. Unfortunately they have to be hot and under 30 as well so there aren't too many to choose from.

Would you really not date a bird that was like 37 if she was hot and ticked all the boxes ?

[EvilPie]

Have you ever had a girlfriend older than you Matt ?

If not is that because older,more intellectual women intimidate you ?

Only one mate. It was when I was 20 and she was 23. I always liked slightly older women until I hit about 25 then they kinda lost the appeal.

I've never been out with a 30+ year old. Maybe when I hit 40 if I'm not still with current birdpie I'll give one a try.

I love intellectual women. They are a great challenge. Unfortunately they have to be hot and under 30 as well so there aren't too many to choose from.

Would you really not date a bird that was like 37 if she was hot and ticked all the boxes ?

Of course I would.  If I was 47.

[EvilPie]

Did you miss my question Pieman ?

Where did the nickname EvilPie come from ?

I didn't mate but I did somehow miss this one asking if I'd missed the last one.

The name actually comes from my stripper ex.

Me and her got my lovely dog Ronnie whilst we were still together.

When he was a pup she used to call him cutey pie.

As he got older he went through a very naughty phase and got to be a bit of a handful so she changed him from cutey pie to evilpie.

This was the time I started playing poker and I needed a name on stars so I nicked it.

It's a poker nickname only. None of my friends outside of poker would have even heard of it.

[mondatoo]

Should've known a stripper would be involved.

[pleno1]

Or were the questions aimed at the stripper ex girlfriend?

how much did you pay?

More than you could ever imagine earning in a lifetime.

EDIT: Fixed you're crappy attempt at quoting. No need to thank me.

Meh you should have said "more than you could ever imagine earning in your pathetic lifetime" or "excuse for a lifetime" or something like that. I found your insult (i know you'll come back with "its the truth not an insult blah blah") very timid and now I kinda feel sorry for you being old etc.

So to carry on from the above, you spent millions on a stripper and now you're seeing a barmaid?

Please tell me if im being rude, but are your wrists fully intact?

[EvilPie]

Or were the questions aimed at the stripper ex girlfriend?

how much did you pay?

More than you could ever imagine earning in a lifetime.

EDIT: Fixed you're crappy attempt at quoting. No need to thank me.

Meh you should have said "more than you could ever imagine earning in your pathetic lifetime" or "excuse for a lifetime" or something like that. I found your insult (i know you'll come back with "its the truth not an insult blah blah") very timid and now I kinda feel sorry for you being old etc.

So to carry on from the above, you spent millions on a stripper and now you're seeing a barmaid?

Please tell me if im being rude, but are your wrists fully intact?

Lol at millions. As if I'd spend millions on a woman!! No the stripper cost me about tree fiddy.

I just assumed that was more than someone of your imbecilic tendancies was capable of earning in your doubtless short, pointless life.

So to correct your slight error I spent 3 and a half quid on a stripper and now I'm seeing an ex barmaid.

You are not being rude. You are just doing what comes naturally to you.

My wrists are currently still in one piece which is quite an impressive feat to say that they are 35 years old.

One has to wonder how your's will be in later life having spent most of it holding a mouse or tapping away at a keyboard?

Out of interest Pleno how old are you? I'd be interested in knowing what a sad existence I may have had to look forward to had I been born a few years later.

[EvilPie]

Should've known a stripper would be involved.

Statistically it was almost a lock.

[pleno1]

Or were the questions aimed at the stripper ex girlfriend?

how much did you pay?

More than you could ever imagine earning in a lifetime.

EDIT: Fixed you're crappy attempt at quoting. No need to thank me.

Meh you should have said "more than you could ever imagine earning in your pathetic lifetime" or "excuse for a lifetime" or something like that. I found your insult (i know you'll come back with "its the truth not an insult blah blah") very timid and now I kinda feel sorry for you being old etc.

So to carry on from the above, you spent millions on a stripper and now you're seeing a barmaid?

Please tell me if im being rude, but are your wrists fully intact?

Lol at millions. As if I'd spend millions on a woman!! No the stripper cost me about tree fiddy.

I just assumed that was more than someone of your imbecilic tendancies was capable of earning in your doubtless short, pointless life.

So to correct your slight error I spent 3 and a half quid on a stripper and now I'm seeing an ex barmaid.

You are not being rude. You are just doing what comes naturally to you.

My wrists are currently still in one piece which is quite an impressive feat to say that they are 35 years old.

One has to wonder how your's will be in later life having spent most of it holding a mouse or tapping away at a keyboard?

Out of interest Pleno how old are you? I'd be interested in knowing what a sad existence I may have had to look forward to had I been born a few years later.

Hey Matt. I can call you Matt right?

Oh I see you're trying to fit in with the "internet kidz" - tree fiddy, bravo.

She sounds like fantastic value actually, did she have all of her limbs intact?

I'm actually 22 mate, just turned, I moved to Gibraltar and currently enjoying it immensely. Here is a picture of my apartment - http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs021.snc6/165145_1264157582084_1774080254_492479_2761801_n.jpg

and here is a picture of my balcony - http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs015.snc6/166582_1264158022095_1774080254_492482_3427621_n.jpg

No, fortunately my boss (Mr Greekstein) allows me away from my PC. For instane on Saturday night, we got picked up in a Limo and taken to Dreamers (a club in Marbella) we had vodka/champagne service in the limo and then bottle service in the club. When we told them (the girls) we were from teh internetz they were incredibly impressed and basically put it on a plate. Four Spanish girls later I finally decided on a cute oriental (my first ever one) and I must say I was impressed.

You are more than welcome to come out here with your ex barmaid, I'm actually sitting on my balcony posting here, I can see a huge cruise liner about 2 miles away, maybe shes working?

[StuartHopkin]

Mr Pie

Your diary has so much more interaction than mine. This Pleno character is rather entertaining.

Pretty sure he is an ex employee of Cos though.

Lol at Raymond and his older birds too! Why would you?

[boldie]

Mr Pie

Your diary has so much more interaction than mine. This Pleno character is rather entertaining.

Pretty sure he is an ex employee of Cos though.

Lol at Raymond and his older birds too! Why would you?

kiss-ass

[StuartHopkin]

Mr Pie

Your diary has so much more interaction than mine. This Pleno character is rather entertaining.

Pretty sure he is an ex employee of Cos though.

Lol at Raymond and his older birds too! Why would you?

kiss-ass

Dont really think there are any complements in there you ass sphincter.

[pleno1]

Mr Pie

Your diary has so much more interaction than mine. This Pleno character is rather entertaining.

Pretty sure he is an ex employee of Cos though.

Lol at Raymond and his older birds too! Why would you?

Oh you're that guy that is punching way above your weight? I saw on teh interwebs. wp.

[StuartHopkin]

Mr Pie

Your diary has so much more interaction than mine. This Pleno character is rather entertaining.

Pretty sure he is an ex employee of Cos though.

Lol at Raymond and his older birds too! Why would you?

Oh you're that guy that is punching way above your weight? I saw on teh interwebs. wp.

Lol

Consistently

If it wasnt for my face and lack of personality I could be in the league I normally punch in.

[pleno1]

Mr Pie

Your diary has so much more interaction than mine. This Pleno character is rather entertaining.

Pretty sure he is an ex employee of Cos though.

Lol at Raymond and his older birds too! Why would you?

Oh you're that guy that is punching way above your weight? I saw on teh interwebs. wp.

Lol

Consistently

If it wasnt for my face and lack of personality I could be in the league I normally punch in.

I'm guessing she costs more than Phil Mitchell's "ex". (treefiddy)