Prose from a Poshboy

[cambridgealex]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

[smashedagain]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

We can compare scars when you are next home just like  Matt Hooper and Quint do in Jaws.  Only got minor slashes too but we both have got the broken heart

[lah30f]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

Obv following PFAPB avidly, as always, but spotted a continuity error with the stabbing incident. You said it was in Cambridge and then the deets say it was on a beach. Have I missed something in the blog or did I miss the beach the last time I went shopping in Cambridge?

[cambridgealex]

@Lynn

More like salopettes than dungarees. You have been skiing yah.

Do you feel safer in Thailand or Colombia?

Feel completely safe in both.

3 incidents I can remember lifetime -

1) Vietnam - argument with a bus driver who took us from to Hanoi and when we got there, tried to charge us extra if we didn't stay in the hotel he dropped us off at (He obviously had some deal with the hotel where he gets commission for bringing people there). Hotel was an absolute hole, and hated the fact we were being made to stay there, refused to pay, obv it kick off, this guy ripped his shirt off lol trying to look hard (he was tbf) and then someone ran down the stairs wielding a machete. [X] We paid up.

2nd was the infamous stabbing incident in Mexico.

3rd was the worst one though, and guess where it was? Getting mugged by a bunch of pikeys in Cambridge of all places! This was my first night back from being in Africa for 3 months too!

2 separate incidents!

[CHIPPYMAN]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

We can compare scars when you are next home just like  Matt Hooper and Quint do in Jaws.  Only got minor slashes too but we both have got the broken heart

Alex was mugged herbie , urs were different . They r from rashes
while u try to break in into someone backyard !!!

[lah30f]

Good Lord! just how many times have you been stabbed?

[parker]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

We can compare scars when you are next home just like  Matt Hooper and Quint do in Jaws.  Only got minor slashes too but we both have got the broken heart

Alex was mugged herbie , urs were different . They r from rashes
while u try to break in into someone backyard !!!

stealing ford sierras?

[Tal]

Think you should wear a vest, Alex! Or change your nickname to "The Cat".

Got to watch the Grafton Centre Massive. It's an odd place, Cambridge. So much University but outside that bubble there's some pretty run down bits that scare the bejeezus out of the students.

An interesting social dichotomy

[smashedagain]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

We can compare scars when you are next home just like  Matt Hooper and Quint do in Jaws.  Only got minor slashes too but we both have got the broken heart

Alex was mugged herbie , urs were different . They r from rashes
while u try to break in into someone backyard !!!

stealing ford sierras?

made a mistake over a Porsche when I was in my teens. Got charged with with twocing but all charges were dropped when the owner eventually confirmed I had his consent

[bobAlike]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

We can compare scars when you are next home just like  Matt Hooper and Quint do in Jaws.  Only got minor slashes too but we both have got the broken heart

Alex was mugged herbie , urs were different . They r from rashes
while u try to break in into someone backyard !!!

stealing ford sierras?

made a mistake over a Porsche when I was in my teens. Got charged with with twocing but all charges were dropped when the owner eventually confirmed I had his consent

Whats twocing Jade?

[tikay]

Taking With Out Consent. Like stealing, but posher.

[bobAlike]

Taking With Out Consent. Like stealing, but posher.

Cheers Tikay. Obviously I have no idea about the criminal underworld.

[pokerfan]

Pikey is a racial slur to Gypsies ?

[Doobs]

Pikey is a racial slur to Gypsies ?

Normally, but is ok in this instance as pretty much the entire population are pikeys to people of a certain class.

[parker]

eh? defo written this story on blonde b4. it wasnt a big deal, more of a slash that a stab by some pikey on the beach who tried to steal my bag. he sure succeeded. i fought him off (before I knew he had a knife) and then all these police guard dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off. I didn't even realised I'd been hit with the knife until I looked down and saw loads of blood and slash marks in my bag and teeshirt.

We can compare scars when you are next home just like  Matt Hooper and Quint do in Jaws.  Only got minor slashes too but we both have got the broken heart

Alex was mugged herbie , urs were different . They r from rashes
while u try to break in into someone backyard !!!

stealing ford sierras?

made a mistake over a Porsche when I was in my teens. Got charged with with twocing but all charges were dropped when the owner eventually confirmed I had his consent

spooky... i used to have a 944. got stopped one time claiming it wasnt insured. turns out it had the wrong number plate on it! they thought it was stolen (before i bought it, im respektaaaaable init). The old boy before me had only used it for shows and it had the wrong plate on it for years!