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[Lucky]

SATURDAY THE 29TH THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL CHARITY POKER GAME AT THE LUTON G CASINO ,COST £100 AT 3.00PM  FOOD AT 4.30PM

details from luton g i shall be bringing all the collection of photos that i have dating back over 20 years so players can snap pics of themselves and friends...........many of the original blonde poker players are in the pics so come on down.

I haven’t seen them promoting this anywhere. Are you expecting a good turnout?

[Chompy]

I think this is the Kevin Twigg memorial tournament. Phil Stein was pinging folk about it a couple of weeks back. Wouldn't want to guess at numbers though.

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so my little chuckle warriors.....hot of the press the latest edition of tom in the city ,the must read exploits of our secret super hero wanna be poker star and all round most popular poker star in his own mind........

same shit different names and places.....all in with ace king suited called by king queen suited putting his whole game on the line in the window a queen and then no seventh caverlery  riding over the rolling green hills to save my ass.....

SO WITH NO HAPPY POKER STORIES TO RELATE WE ARE INTO THE PUB STORIES

As previosley mentioned me and the late queen go along way back and on the night of her passing over to the great poker table in the sky i decided to go out to the cheap beer watering hole in St Albans namely The Barn run by weathersoons , now the first thing you need to know about the barn is that it sells nearly out of date beer such as doombar and abbotts ale at around 2.40 a pint instead of 4.50 a pint in regular pubs plus loads of cheap pub grub........so it should not be a suprise that traditionaly all the coffin dodgers use it as there club house and the clenleyness of the tables on a busy night is some way down the scale .....i think it would be safe to say that there is less DNA on the metal autopsy table that the guy in the yank film DENVER  uses as he cheerfully carries his work on as a serial killer while working as a cop forensic scientist in the starting credits he is cooking and eating eggs and bacon with a smile on his face then 20 mins later hes got the criminal cling filmed to the autopsy table for a brief chat before he plays mother and starts to carve

so the queen has gone and i am at the barn early about 6.00pm with two pints of doombar in front of me ,i get two at a time as the first one dousnt touch the sides all is cool and mellow then two guys take up the table beside me ......they start talking and i being a nosy sod listen mouthey bod is telling his chum how he is earning realy good money phoneing prospective portfolio holders to make them aware of the good rates that there firm can attain for them by moving there funds to there portifolios he it seems then passes the lead to the boss who closes it and he can make realy good  money but nothing compared to the boss of cource......listening to mouthy bod it sounds like he is working in the square mile and i quickly notice that he is dominating the conversation with his mate who can only get 6 words in to mouthy bods 66 words ........

i am on beer number three now and the group at the near table has grown to six bods with mouthy bod still holding court ....there is not a subject he hasnt got a opinion on and will share it with his mates wheather they want it or not ........im not bothered ....there are twats in this world and its not my job to educate them .......then he did it .........he declares now with the old girl dying there probley wont be any thing on the tv now other that the queen this and the queen that.........
so yet again i am wrong and i do feel the need to educate this lost sole on the error of his gob....

tbc

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CANNONS TO THE RIGHT OF ME CANNONS TO THE LEFT OF ME AND STILL ON I RODE ...or to put it another way time to sort out gobby..

So here i am at the barn pub in St Albans and i am now on my sixth pint of doombar ....one thing to note about the pub is that there seems to often be a gathering of shop lifters at the front of the premises maybe trying to cash up there days work for folding . And now one of them is performing he has a see thru plastic bag with several bottles and other goodies visible thru it and he is all over the place talking absolute bollocks that makes no sence and stumbling about the pub is packed and people are filming him and his antics ,he looks like some one who 20 years ago woulld have been hansome rugged chin trendy clothes that have seen better years a sort of roger more lookie likey now he is in the outside courtyard swiging some bottle of pink wine from his bag then deciding that he wont drink and more he is pouring it out over the cobles like a priest blessing the land for a bountyful harvest then with the wine done with he gets two vape ciggaretes that glow red when he draws on them and is doing a dance in the courtyard like the pied piper of hamlyn coaxing the rats to follow him ...i thought it made him look like a dragon in china town new year street celabration with the bag of contraband slung over his arm and all this is being filmed by about six guys that are crowding the window with there smart phones.....

Its now time for me to go and i see gobby is no longer at the adjoining table but i figure he cant be far away i get up put on jacket and start to pass the table ....o do any of you guys play poker i ask  three of them chip in that they do and one of them is going to vegas in a few days,  o good i say ive got a poker story to tell you but im going for a piss now i will tell you when i come back.....i proceed to the loo and although it matters not see gobby in the loo area reviwing the film that he just took of dancing man....good i think he hasnt sodded of yet. job jone back to the table where the lads are and i re intruduce myself.....so are you ready for that poker story they all chirp up yes and i proceed ...i was in a worthwhile poker game in luton and we were down to the last two tables with the first prize being maybe 2800 ....just at that moment gobby comes back to the table and retakes his seat right in front of me ....im just telling a poker story i tell him ...o he says...so i look down at my hand and i have aces...gobby chips in   o and they got beet did they...npo i say there are three of us in the hand with raises and a all in leaving me and the other chip leader to see the flop which comes ace three nine rainbow  the other player makes a sizeable bet and i sitting with top set do what i have to do then figuring that flat calling looks to strong i go all in......the other player goese into the think tank....it should be noted that the table of lads are listening avidly to the story thus far a bit like when i tell jokes at luton poker tables.....so back to the story the other chip leader is having trouble deciding what to do and a resonable time has passed .....can i help you if you want me to i say to him .....he looks at me ....if you want i will tell you four pieces of information and if you can work out the truth you will know whether to call me or not ....other chip leader agrees to the offer of free information so i tell him and the poker table in luton the information...1/ ive nearly been shot three times   2/ i was awarded a black belt in a martial art  3/ i once had a informal chat with the queen of england  4/ive got a pair of aces in my hand .......so if you can work out which of those statements is iuntrue you will know wheather to call me or not i say.....he thinks a bit then call and i show my aces and win the hand.......the lads at the barn are like the ones in luton and want to know which was the lie to which i tell them i was bluffing as all four statments are true ...but the one that is most revalent to this moment is the one about the dear old queen....gobby is now taking a keen interest in the table wood grain ....i tell the story to the lads about how meeting the queen happened and who said what ....and then i say to the whole table you know 30 years from now just like people used to say where were you when JJFK got shot of when the twin towers were hit ,,,,if asked where were you when the queen died you can say you were in the barn watching some coke head hippie dance and listening to poker stories....gobby is still the quietest he has been all night long as he would have to be realy thick to not understand all his discredits about his tv viewing pleasure  being ruined by the queens death  were heard by me and i am professing the opposite opinion....so good luck in vegas i say and part from the 5 lads not even knowing there mate has just had his nose rubbed in it...

but then again maybe they do ...

MERRY XMAS YOU ALL INCLUDING VINNIE IN MADAGASGAR  GLEN IN A GLASS OF RED AT LUTON  DEAN IN BLACK CHOMPY IN A JUMPER.....

O AND LUCKY ALLAN NOT IN A KYACK

[celtic]

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Happy Christmas Tom, and best wishes for 2023.

[booder]

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Happy Christmas Tom, and best wishes for 2023.

Ditto

[nirvana]

Good story Tom, much better than the ones a couple of days ago :-)

Merry Xmas and all the best for the New Year, think the big poker scores are coming in 2023

Catch you soon

[Lucky]

CANNONS TO THE RIGHT OF ME CANNONS TO THE LEFT OF ME AND STILL ON I RODE ...or to put it another way time to sort out gobby..

So here i am at the barn pub in St Albans and i am now on my sixth pint of doombar ....one thing to note about the pub is that there seems to often be a gathering of shop lifters at the front of the premises maybe trying to cash up there days work for folding . And now one of them is performing he has a see thru plastic bag with several bottles and other goodies visible thru it and he is all over the place talking absolute bollocks that makes no sence and stumbling about the pub is packed and people are filming him and his antics ,he looks like some one who 20 years ago woulld have been hansome rugged chin trendy clothes that have seen better years a sort of roger more lookie likey now he is in the outside courtyard swiging some bottle of pink wine from his bag then deciding that he wont drink and more he is pouring it out over the cobles like a priest blessing the land for a bountyful harvest then with the wine done with he gets two vape ciggaretes that glow red when he draws on them and is doing a dance in the courtyard like the pied piper of hamlyn coaxing the rats to follow him ...i thought it made him look like a dragon in china town new year street celabration with the bag of contraband slung over his arm and all this is being filmed by about six guys that are crowding the window with there smart phones.....

Its now time for me to go and i see gobby is no longer at the adjoining table but i figure he cant be far away i get up put on jacket and start to pass the table ....o do any of you guys play poker i ask  three of them chip in that they do and one of them is going to vegas in a few days,  o good i say ive got a poker story to tell you but im going for a piss now i will tell you when i come back.....i proceed to the loo and although it matters not see gobby in the loo area reviwing the film that he just took of dancing man....good i think he hasnt sodded of yet. job jone back to the table where the lads are and i re intruduce myself.....so are you ready for that poker story they all chirp up yes and i proceed ...i was in a worthwhile poker game in luton and we were down to the last two tables with the first prize being maybe 2800 ....just at that moment gobby comes back to the table and retakes his seat right in front of me ....im just telling a poker story i tell him ...o he says...so i look down at my hand and i have aces...gobby chips in   o and they got beet did they...npo i say there are three of us in the hand with raises and a all in leaving me and the other chip leader to see the flop which comes ace three nine rainbow  the other player makes a sizeable bet and i sitting with top set do what i have to do then figuring that flat calling looks to strong i go all in......the other player goese into the think tank....it should be noted that the table of lads are listening avidly to the story thus far a bit like when i tell jokes at luton poker tables.....so back to the story the other chip leader is having trouble deciding what to do and a resonable time has passed .....can i help you if you want me to i say to him .....he looks at me ....if you want i will tell you four pieces of information and if you can work out the truth you will know whether to call me or not ....other chip leader agrees to the offer of free information so i tell him and the poker table in luton the information...1/ ive nearly been shot three times   2/ i was awarded a black belt in a martial art  3/ i once had a informal chat with the queen of england  4/ive got a pair of aces in my hand .......so if you can work out which of those statements is iuntrue you will know wheather to call me or not i say.....he thinks a bit then call and i show my aces and win the hand.......the lads at the barn are like the ones in luton and want to know which was the lie to which i tell them i was bluffing as all four statments are true ...but the one that is most revalent to this moment is the one about the dear old queen....gobby is now taking a keen interest in the table wood grain ....i tell the story to the lads about how meeting the queen happened and who said what ....and then i say to the whole table you know 30 years from now just like people used to say where were you when JJFK got shot of when the twin towers were hit ,,,,if asked where were you when the queen died you can say you were in the barn watching some coke head hippie dance and listening to poker stories....gobby is still the quietest he has been all night long as he would have to be realy thick to not understand all his discredits about his tv viewing pleasure  being ruined by the queens death  were heard by me and i am professing the opposite opinion....so good luck in vegas i say and part from the 5 lads not even knowing there mate has just had his nose rubbed in it...

but then again maybe they do ...

MERRY XMAS YOU ALL INCLUDING VINNIE IN MADAGASGAR  GLEN IN A GLASS OF RED AT LUTON  DEAN IN BLACK CHOMPY IN A JUMPER.....

O AND LUCKY ALLAN NOT IN A KYACK

I had my Kayak and beat it Tom

[celtic]

How you doing Tom?

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SO I COULD SAY THAT THAT I AM THROWING MY HAT INTO THE RING AS TO A CHAMPION  FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE UNDER DOG IN POKER  THE LEVELER  OF ALL THINGS UNFAIR THAT FEED THE FAT CATS THAT FEEL THAT IT IS THERE RIGHT TO BLEED POOR POKER PLAYERS WITH 12.5 % PLUS REG FEES BUT HEY .....

i mind my own business and can tell you what i saw at luton just recently ......curtsy of vinee that sorted out my lost pass word recently.....and who is probable riding this and thinking why did i bother , sorry my old son too late and remember to  leave some kebabs for the other residents of Gibraltar....

IN LUTON  there is one of those GUKPT type events going on and i for my sins have been trying to get satellite seats for some of the worth while comps  now i can grind like MF when i put my mind to it and have been doing just that ........but in have no control over the dip sticks that persist in calling my ace jack with there ace four and hitting there four or ass per last Saturday  the clown that called my all in with his pair of threes to beat my pair of jacks
yes indeed i could bitch about this and a dozen other perceived twists in the matrix of the  universe that defy  all known logic but hey i realy dont give that much of a shit


so recently in luton  i heard that one of the dealers was having her last day as a dealer with us before leaving to train to become a architect  and i decided to raise a leaving whip around for her.....who knows i might make 50 or 100 quid for her .....me the hero her happy at getting a extra days wages what could possible go wrong ....

TBC

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A recent "Thread of the Month" for you Tom. Would love to hear how it all got resolved.




http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=56259.0

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SO WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO RIGHT....luton club hardly advertised the seniors event so piss poor turn out loads a people that are not luton regs so dont know the girl and are not inclined to dip into pocket but will avail them selves of the sweeties  local cash and comp player of fame /infamy doing his usual teke some for latter route en

total collection £19.75p  rounded up to £40 by one last donation ......on a brighter note the shirt that many of the girl leavings friends took time to draw on and write messages looked great  maybe i could get hold of it and sell it on ebay as a bansky ......so lesson learnt

next target satellite on wed the 20th cost 140  ticket to win  1250 nice  use winnings from main event to launch new bizz and this time next year well be millionaires....

most luton poker players think tipping is a city in china

icanbuymyselfflowersicanwalkontheshorealonewhichallcomesinhandyinluton


when you have some of the greatest sex you have ever had in your whole life
do you feel sad that no one was there to see it

[celtic]

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Welcome back and was good to see you last week. Good luck in the Main.

[Chompy]

Welcome back Bernard. Good job viney. Sake.