Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed

[TRIP5]

When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess.  

It's because of the way you curl your hair innit ;oDD

p.s. coffee pfffffttttt ...tea in a red teapot FTW!!!!

xx

[Bongo]

When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. 

Has the coffee finally kicked in then? 

I figured it was probably your doing

And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning!

[Laxie]

When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. 

Has the coffee finally kicked in then? 

I figured it was probably your doing

And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning!

Making proper tea takes far more effort imo. 

Besides, don't you have an official tea/coffee boy for yerself?  Celtic not near as efficient as Kin was.  Explains why you take ya so long to wake up.

[Girgy85]

Your daughter is very pretty ma'am!!

[Bongo]

When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. 

Has the coffee finally kicked in then? 

I figured it was probably your doing

And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning!

Making proper tea takes far more effort imo. 

Besides, don't you have an official tea/coffee boy for yerself?  Celtic not near as efficient as Kin was.  Explains why you take ya so long to wake up.

Come to think of it I'm still scared of teapots and it's all your fault!

[Laxie]

When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. 

Has the coffee finally kicked in then? 

I figured it was probably your doing

And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning!

Making proper tea takes far more effort imo. 

Besides, don't you have an official tea/coffee boy for yerself?  Celtic not near as efficient as Kin was.  Explains why you take ya so long to wake up.

Come to think of it I'm still scared of teapots and it's all your fault!

   That was totally YOUR doing Sir!  In fact, I stopped using a teapot after exposure to your version of fun.  God...I can STILL taste it every time I think about it!

Was still a great night though.   

[TRIP5]

Your daughter is very pretty ma'am!!

LM is also a naughty little flopper who should know better then to hack her Mum's facebook account!!!!

She is young, but she will learn 

xx

[TRIP5]

Wow!!!

It's been so fecking long since I diaried that it took me ten minutes to find!!! 10 minutes I could have spent dossing around on the Facebook group chat thingy i've just been introduced to wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...another waste of a perfectly good day!!!

So, I seem to have missed..
Black Friday i.e. Orford breaking poker
Monte Carlo
The Big Game V
A couple of forum fights
A chezger and an RSQ
2 new TKP members
My stopping smoking date

Things I did not miss
Another water leak
2 weeks with no t'internetz
getting 2 parking tickets
2 assignments
an angel in disguise (you know who you are!!)
My Birfday

a fair balance I think!!!!


Anymore for anymore?

xx

[tikay]

About time you Updated this, you slacker.

Get writing.

[TRIP5]

About time you Updated this, you slacker.

Get writing.

Pfffft...pot, kettle.....

Capital 'U' in the middle of a sentence? Doth my eye's deceive me??

Grammar ftw dear

I know you're an 'elderly' now but my farce of a diary has standards to maintain!!

xx

[TRIP5]

Pfffft.



Why having Bradford City as your team in football manager should be outlawed

xx

[TRIP5]

Hmmmmmm...got my criminal law exam at 9.30am....not able to sleep so thinking about doing a through-er we'll see!! On the upside I'm not even sure I'm registered...I haven't received notification from the examination board and only know the exam dates because a fellow studenter told me them...

See what happens at 9.30am I guess...for now I'm dictating cases and statutes onto my phone to play on auto repeat...it'll get in somehow

I had an ACE time at SPT Leeds though...more on that when I've got time!!!!!!!!!!

TKP ROCKS!!!!!!!

xx

[TRIP5]

 

I had to lie to my Mum at the weekend

Not happy...for a start I HATE telling lies, plus I'm terribad at it, also, Mum didn't deserve it. On this occasion though I felt it was the fairest thing to do...

We'd been invited to a family Christening..I'd asked my Cousin not to invite us as my Mum & my Sister haven't spoken for decades (not Mums choice) but he insisted on inviting Mum personally as the head of the household (oldest living relative) in front of everyone at a recent family get together...

Sure enough 3 days before the Christening I receive an email telling me it would be best if I didn't bring Mum to the Christening as my Sister was upset about it and was threatening not to be God Mother to his son. It also said could I tell my Mum!!!

Mum is in her 70's and is not a well lady, I knew that being shunned like that would devastate her so I told her I'd double booked and couldn't drive her. I suspect she knows that's not the case though as she's been unusually quiet on the subject, despite all of the photo's popping up on FB.

Give me family I can choose any day. I'm really worried somone's going to let something slip about though as it will have been discussed at some length I'm sure. That's probably best to deal with if it happens.

I still think It was the best thing to do but it doesn't mean I have to like doing it.

xx

[TRIP5]

Dear Diary,

I was supposed to update you about SPT Leeds but as Poker Shark magazine have done a much better job http://www.pokersharkcup.com/ pg 24 I'm going to update you with with what HAS to be the most disturbing 5 minutes of a film I've ever had the misfortune of watching....



I really liked the uniqueness of Saw so have followed the sequels through, therefore I knew it was going to be grim but JEYSUS..not THAT grim!!!!! Seriously...DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!

Urgh...I'm still getting flashbacks worse than Misery and American History X caused, and I only watched the first 5 minutes.

You have been warned!!!!!

xx

[RED-DOG]

Warning! Do not