Things that piss you off!

[Mohican]

Petrol stations that will sell you every fucking thing in God's creation but don't have a water can to fill your washers or a toilet.

That's because they can sell you ready made screen wash or screen wash that they then charge you to use a machine that dispenses  water to dilute it.

[bobAlike]

Petrol stations that will sell you every fucking thing in God's creation but don't have a water can to fill your washers or a toilet.

That's because they can sell you ready made screen wash or screen wash that they then charge you to use a machine that dispenses  water to dilute it.

I have a theory that petrol stations are responsible for the demise of the high street. We can blame the out of town shopping malls all we like but the real culprit are petrol stations. Many years ago petrol stations pretty much only sold petrol and a few other car related products such as oil, spare keys and petrol cans. Now they sell EVERYTHING. If you wanted an apple you would go to the local grocer, fancy a lamb chop the butchers was the place to be. Steadily as the range of products increased the high street suffered.

[MANTIS01]

When footballers or other sportsmen cover their mouths to talk to each other. Fcking annoying that is.

[Karabiner]

Petrol stations that will sell you every fucking thing in God's creation but don't have a water can to fill your washers or a toilet.

Did you pee in the screen-wash tank?

[RED-DOG]

'Tear along dotted line' strips that won't tear.

'Peel back' tabs that won't peel back.

[POWWWWWWWW]

'Tear along dotted line' strips that won't tear.

'Peel back' tabs that won't peel back.

The new resealable packs that come with a non sticky sticky strip, namely all of them.

[4KSuited]

Men who jangle the change in their pockets. Particularly when in a confined space, like a lift on in a queue - so there's no escaping it.

Perhaps I need to breath in and ignore, but it still pisses me off.

[Woodsey]

Men who jangle the change in their pockets. Particularly when in a confined space, like a lift on in a queue - so there's no escaping it.

Perhaps I need to breath in and ignore, but it still pisses me off.

I do that, it's actually my nuts jangling though.......bet you wish you hadn't asked now  

[HutchGF]

Women's eyebrows these days.

What on Earth is going on there - Do they even own a mirror?

[MANTIS01]

Arrive at Brussels station needing to travel 2hrs earlier.

Ticket cost £50.

Price to change £280.

[booder]

Had fish and chips yesterday and fancied a pickled onion.


30p.


Six bob for a bloody onion.

[RED-DOG]

Had fish and chips yesterday and fancied a pickled onion.


30p.


Six bob for a bloody onion.

So just have the one, and that shallot.

[bobAlike]

Had fish and chips yesterday and fancied a pickled onion.


30p.


Six bob for a bloody onion.

So just have the one, and that shallot.

Sigh

[booder]

 

[MANTIS01]

Everybody gives me a hard time because I've always eaten with fork in right hand knife in left hand. But what's this? You people eat with just a fork and it's in the right hand?!? Add a knife suddenly fork in the left hand?!? Nah not digging that switcheroo bollox. You're all weirdos.