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« Reply #585 on: December 01, 2011, 06:51:16 AM »

You got Jared Tendler and Barry Carter's book? It's reduced at the moment so a good time to buy.
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« Reply #586 on: December 01, 2011, 05:33:28 PM »

You got Jared Tendler and Barry Carter's book? It's reduced at the moment so a good time to buy.

Currently the only thing on my Christmas list. Smiley
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« Reply #587 on: December 01, 2011, 06:02:00 PM »

Project 25 update:

Buffered the page with a few of my personal favourites as an introduction, towards the end of November. First official piece was finished this morning at 6am. Took me an hour or so after circling round a few ideas which I'll probably come back to later in the month. Can confirm that today's piece is not a clever way of coming out of the closet. It's just an attempt at making my logotype flexible, and was inspired by a Marks & Spencer smoothie I had on the train back from London whilst trying my hardest not to tell the world's most annoying couple sat opposite me to go and defend their title somewhere else.

Brief summary of last night:

Bet-folded the river twice versus this old dude who seemed to have an unlimited supply of biscuits stashed in his mouth, so he was prepared and ready to be repulsive at a moment's notice. Every time he spoke to me, the whole world turned bullet-time as I parried to avoid the hail of crumbs. The worst part was that he kept making houses, showing them when I folded, and giving a description of his hand ranking. Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffull house. Yeah, mouths full of biscuits. Now I'm coated in partially digested digestives. Thanks.

I flopped top set and got it in versus the nut flush draw and held (no, seriously) to take me up to £300 or so. Then immediately gave some lucky reg two streets with JJ on 8 3 2 9, then folded the 6 river and he showed me QQ. I am such a hero should have folded the turn anyway I reckon.

I moved tables and doubled through Shola for a pretty big pot. I flopped bottom set on K Q 6 and bet-bet-bet. River paired the king, so I guess that helped me get the lot. Straight after, I went on a massive rush of cards and didn't win a bean. Saved money with QQ when I 4bet pre and my opponent decided to stop-and-go an A K 9 board. I folded and he showed me AK. Probs could have won a bunch more there kid. Smiley Also, on this table, I was sat next to Andy Murphy (for those of you who don't know him, he's a super friendly 50/1 reg, final tables just about every nightly comp by being an absolute rock) and he goes "I've been playing for 3 hours tonight and this is the first set I've flopped." I chuckled, but it turns out he was being dead serious. He continued, "yeah, you're supposed to make five or six sets a night." Must be nice. Other than Mitch, who the hell flops this many sets?!

Finished winning £200~, which is pretty disappointing given that I won two big all-in pots and was picking up some massive hands, just in frustrating spots. Made a hero call right at the end, which I'll post in the PHA later and see what everyone thinks. At the time I felt like an absolute captain, but thinking back I'm not sure how much I like it. Oh well, a win is a win and all that. Off to play a Monopoly home game and then see what surprises December has in store. Weeeeeee. Peace.
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« Reply #588 on: December 01, 2011, 06:36:37 PM »

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yeah, you're supposed to make five or six sets a night." Must be nice. Other than Mitch, who the hell flops this many sets?!

30h/hour X 7.5 hours = 225 hands call it 221 for ease of maths say you go to the toilet a few times
you get each pair once every 221 hands

13 pairs. One set every 7.5 times

13/7.5 = 1.7333333 sets a night assuming you get to play every pair to the flop.
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« Reply #589 on: December 01, 2011, 06:44:42 PM »

what the hell you on about... 2 x 40 minute levels 11 sets made, and was not even trying that hard obv folding small mid pairs Smiley
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« Reply #590 on: December 01, 2011, 06:47:01 PM »

i hit a set every orbit
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« Reply #591 on: December 01, 2011, 06:50:02 PM »

I hit a set in July, or maybe it was August.
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« Reply #592 on: December 02, 2011, 07:10:44 AM »

December off to a cracking start.

Bet-folded some more straights and put KK into AA pre. Lost a flip at the end of the night that I shouldn't have even taken, just out of desperation more than anything. Need to win a fucking pot before I lose my mind. Might be time to get a real job anyways. Anyone know of any vacancies anywhere? No A-levels, 5 GCSEs, no social skills/life skills/achievements. Can do arithmetic pretty quick, and sometimes I make people laugh. Am willing to get a haircut if necessary.
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« Reply #593 on: December 02, 2011, 04:04:17 PM »

Lol. Will get a haircut.
Is anyone backing you at all. Have you looked down the blackbelt poker / bankroll supply routes?
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« Reply #594 on: December 02, 2011, 05:58:56 PM »

Lol. Will get a haircut.
Is anyone backing you at all. Have you looked down the blackbelt poker / bankroll supply routes?

Nobody backing me. Would really like to set up something with someone. Definitely a winning player amongst the pool of 50/1 regs and obv capable of crushing the fish when they don't have dem aces. Just this downswing is hitting me pretty hard and I'm taking one or two risks that I defo wouldn't make a) with someone else's money, and b) if I was winning or breaking even over the last 15 sessions.

Chances are that I'm going to go down the bankroll supply route and probably end up getting a job. Pretty gutted that it's come to this, but at least it's one more thing for me to moan about so I can make the Herbert laugh out loud.

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« Reply #595 on: December 02, 2011, 06:00:56 PM »

get in touch with me ldo.

got a new skype now.
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« Reply #596 on: December 02, 2011, 06:02:51 PM »

Hey man I enjoy this diary as you know and enjoy the laughs but also feel the pains. Sad
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« Reply #597 on: December 02, 2011, 06:08:29 PM »

Hey man I enjoy this diary as you know and enjoy the laughs but also feel the pains. Sad

Will you be at Dusk tonight sir?
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« Reply #598 on: December 02, 2011, 06:40:12 PM »

No playing 1b coz I have to look after the kids. Got my sisters two as well till she gets here at 7pm.
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« Reply #599 on: December 02, 2011, 07:24:09 PM »

No playing 1b coz I have to look after the kids. Got my sisters two as well till she gets here at 7pm.

Okay mate, have fun. Smiley See you Saturday I guess. Have you shaved the face fuzz btw?
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