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Still no exercise this week I found it so easy to go for a run last year .... I think cos it's so cold !
Really doing well with the food this week though.
Apart from the half Easter egg!
Going to try and go for a run/walk later today I have an hour spare later this afternoon
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Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
On a side note a chicken cottage is one of the places I have done a runner from, the other 2 being an ice cream van and a taxi. Quite despicable looking back now. But I was young and free. Defo tastes better when it's free.
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Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 08:00:45 AM
Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
On a side note a chicken cottage is one of the places I have done a runner from, the other 2 being an ice cream van and a taxi. Quite despicable looking back now. But I was young and free. Defo tastes better when it's free.
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Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 08:00:45 AM
Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
On a side note a chicken cottage is one of the places I have done a runner from, the other 2 being an ice cream van
and a taxi
. Quite despicable looking back now. But I was young and free. Defo tastes better when it's free.
In before Girgy threatens to hunt you down and pop a cap in yo ass.
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Re: Blonde will make you thin !
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Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 08:00:45 AM
Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
You are now my hero.
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Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 08:00:45 AM
Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
On a side note a chicken cottage is one of the places I have done a runner from, the other 2 being an ice cream van and a taxi. Quite despicable looking back now. But I was young and free. Defo tastes better when it's free.
Ant beat me to it, you have simultaneously disgusted me, and become my hero.
How many slices can you do at all you can eat pizza hut?
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Had a very good week so far. Eating what I want, but making better choices and not massively craving stuff. The restricting my bread/cereal intake has been so important for this, I just dont get as hungry as I would. When I do get a hunger pang, I have a quick bowl of oats so simple porrige - lovely stuff, only 130 cals, and it really fills you up.
^^^For guys struggling with cravings, I would really recommend researching what 'trigger foods' are and try and find out what yours are.
Gym has been going well also, I put this down a lot to water intake, plus my missus has joined the gym so it has been much easier to get in (We have one car, she uses it for work, so I either borrow my mums car or walk to the gym).
Pretty confident I will have had a reasonable loss this Sunday, over 2lbs would be nice. I really do not want to get results orientated, but it is hard not to when you know you have had a solid week.
Hey guys, we are nearly at the halfway stage for fatty bet 1, quite a few seem on course at the moment (I think the charities will end up oweing Galloway money).
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Quote from: DaveShoelace on February 03, 2012, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 08:00:45 AM
Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
On a side note a chicken cottage is one of the places I have done a runner from, the other 2 being an ice cream van and a taxi. Quite despicable looking back now. But I was young and free. Defo tastes better when it's free.
Ant beat me to it, you have simultaneously disgusted me, and become my hero.
How many slices can you do at all you can eat pizza hut?
Only ever been to all you can eat pizza hut once! I remember it well..
It was the last day of my first and only year at 6th form. As it was a half day a load of us had decided to go to pizzahut at 1 for their 12-4, all you can eat for 5.99 or whatever it was, after that it was a solid day and night on the booze. As standard someone suggested the idea of a who could eat the most slices comp, just for kicks. I was about 12 stone at the time, but i had a decent appetite and was never one to turn down a bet.
So.. 4 of us began the challenge and after 9 tasty slices I was heads up! There wasn't much game selection in these days, pretty much all of us had been smashing deep pan meat feasts the whole way! Heads up saw us both get to 13 slices reasonably comfortably... then i hit the wall! each bite felt like I was swallowing a brick. I soldiered on til the last bite of my 15th slice before i conceded defeat. For sheer rubs, my 7.5 stone competitor decided to power through to 19 slices before he gave up. The worst bit of it all was when we left the place, i had to get a taxi home as i was in agony and could barely wallk, while my mate who smashed the 19 went on to party the night away with everyone else.
So in short 15, but i have seen someone do 19.
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Re: Blonde will make you thin !
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Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 09:42:33 AM
Quote from: DaveShoelace on February 03, 2012, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: milligan84 on February 03, 2012, 08:00:45 AM
Speaking of making it rain in food establishments, reminds me of a time when I was smashed and went into a food chain called Morley's (poor man's kfc) With a massive case of the munchies I said to the guy behind the counter "I'll take everything that is ready now" without hesitation as if they have this sort of request all the time they cleared the racks and whacked it all in 2 carrier bags, then he said "that will be £44 pls, let's call it 40" I handed over the money. Had a few wings and half a chicken burger then fell asleep. Ate one soggy chicken burger when I woke up then binned the rest. [ ] wonder why I am fat.
On a side note a chicken cottage is one of the places I have done a runner from, the other 2 being an ice cream van and a taxi. Quite despicable looking back now. But I was young and free. Defo tastes better when it's free.
Ant beat me to it, you have simultaneously disgusted me, and become my hero.
How many slices can you do at all you can eat pizza hut?
Only ever been to all you can eat pizza hut once! I remember it well..
It was the last day of my first and only year at 6th form. As it was a half day a load of us had decided to go to pizzahut at 1 for their 12-4, all you can eat for 5.99 or whatever it was, after that it was a solid day and night on the booze. As standard someone suggested the idea of a who could eat the most slices comp, just for kicks. I was about 12 stone at the time, but i had a decent appetite and was never one to turn down a bet.
So.. 4 of us began the challenge and after 9 tasty slices I was heads up! There wasn't much game selection in these days, pretty much all of us had been smashing deep pan meat feasts the whole way! Heads up saw us both get to 13 slices reasonably comfortably... then i hit the wall! each bite felt like I was swallowing a brick. I soldiered on til the last bite of my 15th slice before i conceded defeat. For sheer rubs, my 7.5 stone competitor decided to power through to 19 slices before he gave up. The worst bit of it all was when we left the place, i had to get a taxi home as i was in agony and could barely wallk, while my mate who smashed the 19 went on to party the night away with everyone else.
So in short 15, but i have seen someone do 19.
Your antics please me. I wish i could do that but that i couldn't all at the same time.
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thread is becoming Man vs Food rather than blonde making you thin
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When I worked at AVIVA, we had a pizza eating contest, 14 of us, I came 13th, I managed 7, got beat by girls, the average number of slices consumed was 14.
We had two ridiculously competitive team members who both claimed they could win. So for giggles, my friend Jonesy spent two weeks proclaiming he could beat anyone to rile them up, because they were the sort of people who would get really upset at losing. He went as far as showboating with a packed lunch an hour before.
Anyway, the plan was we sat at the end of the table, Jonesy would continually be seen walking back with a plateful, but when nobody was watching, he would put them on my plate. Unfortunately for him, Andy, one of the two competitive guys, sat next to us. What this lead to was Jonesy (only about 15st max) being forced to back up his claims, in the end they tied on 22 slices each while we all chanted their names, and the pizza hut staff looked very nervous. Both guys stunk of tomato puree for about a week.
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Done 30 minutes boxing with my PT followed by 30 minutes on treadmill completing 3.2km. Done over 12 miles this week
Just catching up on The Biggest Loser and the Gerard really gets on my tits with all his whining. Really think i could of smashed that program if id of applied.
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Quote from: Girgy85 on February 03, 2012, 02:01:16 PM
Done 30 minutes boxing with my PT followed by 30 minutes on treadmill completing 3.2km. Done over 12 miles this week
Just catching up on The Biggest Loser and the Gerard really gets on my tits with all his whining. Really think i could of smashed that program if id of applied.
Gerard is without doubt the biggest loser (in the traditional sense) I have ever seen. I reckon his bird will dump him.
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ROFL @ eating contests, when I was in the navy we used to have one in the Aroma chinese buffet at the Stevenage leisure park when I was based at Chicksands. Milligan will probably know it and there was a Mongolian all you could eat place too where you picked your fresh food and they cooked it Teppanyaki style. A group of us used to go down once a week and whoever ate the most got free dinner
It was a license to eat for free everytime one guy went a big geordie lad and he used to knock back double figures everytime. It was really quite impressive how much he could put away, I managed 9 plates in the aroma once and was sick lol. Those were the good old days, I love me some teppanyaki and chinese food is just the greatest!!
As for pizza, I have been known to eat 2 large Dominos from 5pm on a Sunday with 12 hours of NFL to sit through!
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Fats:` 35g
Cals: 1654
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Mongolian was class, went there loads. Only ever went clubbing in Stevenage though. The big Geordie lad wasn't a Ginger pongo was he?
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