Tips for Tikay

[Chompy]

Flaming Galoot sounds even better. Go all Alf Stewart on yo ass.

Rec £20 Michael Smith, 66/1, 2015 PDC darts

[Doobs]

Just spent far too much time on looking at the runners for Splash.

I got as far as googling Gemma Merna, and got stuck.........

Good grief.

I had to look her up on Wiki.

Describes her as a glamour model.. As opposed, we must assume, to an Ugly Model.

She must have had some life though, if this is true.....
 
having a breast enlargement at the age of twenty-one was one of the best things she ever did


I'm always a little wary of young ladies who pose in this fashion.......

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I may be wrong, but that photo suggests to me that she'd be hard work to get a decent convo going on erudite matters such as bridges, concrete, & the finer detail of Newcastle's defence, or Mr Remy, who we are reliably & repeatedly informed is rubbish.

The efforts I had to go through to work out who to put that £50 bet on.  I was one of the first to read about Tom Daley's coming out, loved his Christmas presents and managed to discover that Gemma Merna's Nips had their own twitter feed.  Seriously.

I think everybody was limited to £50, so don't think you have to worry about Hills yet.

[tikay]

She's a patron of the National Trust and has a MPhil in Plant and Environmental Sciences from Warwick University.

I hope that you don't make such negative assumptions about people in future, even though I've just completely made that up.

Yes yes, quite so, but I do rather suspect her function is to be looked at, not engaged in dialogue.

Reminds me of a Jeeves and Wooster exchange...


Jeeves: The lad is of an outspoken disposition, sir, and had made an opprobrious remark respecting my appearance.

Wooster: What did he say about your appearance?

Jeeves: I do not recall, sir, but it was opprobrious.

I saw someone, Next Door of all places, described as a galoot yesterday. I rather liked that.

I've added galoot & putz to my list of insults. Just need to find the subjects now. I'd respectfully suggest chompy is galoot

A galoot could easily be a wading bird, if the recipient of your insult were to question your insult and you needed a quick retraction.

Yes, which brings us full circle, back to Miss Germa.

She really has a Twitter feed for her nips? Please, Dear God, say it ain't so, or that, at least, nobody "Follows" her?

[BigAdz]

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Because I can

[tikay]

Oh my word.

@GemmaMernasNips

It DOES exist! 368 dedicated Followers, too.

Also....

@GemmaMermaArmy_

@xteamGmernax



The world has gone mad. Twitter feeds for nipples, & folks betting chunks on Novelty Shite.

Is tis what Camel had in mind when he started this thread?

[tikay]

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Because I can

Stick a pin in them & they'd explode like a balloon & whizz round the room like a flying fart.

[BigAdz]

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Because I can

Stick a pin in them & they'd explode like a balloon & whizz round the room like a flying fart.

Dont think I have wished you a Happy New Year yet Tikay.

[Tal]

I see the script for Carry on Tiddlearsing is making progress.

"Wading bird? I bet she is....yak yak yak..."

[bobby1]

Just spent far too much time on looking at the runners for Splash.

I got as far as googling Gemma Merna, and got stuck.........

Good grief.

I had to look her up on Wiki.

Describes her as a glamour model.. As opposed, we must assume, to an Ugly Model.

She must have had some life though, if this is true.....
 
having a breast enlargement at the age of twenty-one was one of the best things she ever did


I'm always a little wary of young ladies who pose in this fashion.......

Click to see full-size image.

I may be wrong, but that photo suggests to me that she'd be hard work to get a decent convo going on erudite matters such as bridges, concrete, & the finer detail of Newcastle's defence, or Mr Remy, who we are reliably & repeatedly informed is rubbish.

She will never drown....

[tikay]

Guys, stop it, now, I don't like all this pervy stuff, oK?

Back to the purpose of the thread, please, Sports matters.

Name this cricket ground, & the pitch characteristics.

[horseplayer]

market and trainer on twitter suggesting m moon might need the run today

hence the drift i guess

oh well we will see

[maldini32]

Bwin responded and have forwarded my email to the relevant department.

[Kmac84]

Afternoon Fred,

Can I suggest that we back Hibernian in tonights Edinburgh Derby?  Everyone knows the problems Hearts have had and although its a derby I just don't see how Hibs are only 4/6 with Betfair.  I genuinley made this a 2/5 shot today.

Even the most ardent or Hearts fan can't be expecting anything other than a thrashing today. 

Since Terry Butcher has taken over at Hibs he has solidified the defence and has them playing much more compact.  They have conceded only 2 goals in 7 games in charge one of which was against Celtic who you would expected to have won.  There have been 3 clean sheets in the last 3 games whilst scoring 5 goals.  Hearts on the otherhand are in tota dissaray as we all know.  In the same period since Terry has taken over at Hearts they have conceded 22 goals and scoring just 4 themselves.  The only positive I can find for Hearts is they have Ryan Stevenson back for tonights clash but at best he's an average SPL player. 

In addition to the obvious this Hearts team seems to suffer from an element of indiscipline and I put this down to a combination of having such a young squad, some of the players put themselves about more than they normally would and this is due to wanting to show their level of committment and the experienced players they have are trying to lead by example and in a team devoid of creativity and attacking player this means sticking the boot in.  I wouldn't expect Hearts to finish the game with 11 players on the park.  I really see this as men against boys, organisation v dissaray, tactical nounce against tactical naievity. 

For me this is a maximum bet all day, everyday and twice on a Thursday.  I sincerely doubt I have been more confident in every placing a football bet in an SPL market before.

I suggest for thread purposes though we have £120 @ 4/6 with Laddies which is a standout and no commission. 

For those that like betting on cards in a match I'm in love with Hearts at 4/7 to win that there has been nothing matched on Betfair as of yet but I would think Hearts should be a 1/2 shot. 

[sonour]

Afternoon Fred,

Can I suggest that we back Hibernian in tonights Edinburgh Derby?  Everyone knows the problems Hearts have had and although its a derby I just don't see how Hibs are only 4/6 with Betfair.  I genuinley made this a 2/5 shot today.

Even the most ardent or Hearts fan can't be expecting anything other than a thrashing today. 

Since Terry Butcher has taken over at Hibs he has solidified the defence and has them playing much more compact.  They have conceded only 2 goals in 7 games in charge one of which was against Celtic who you would expected to have won.  There have been 3 clean sheets in the last 3 games whilst scoring 5 goals.  Hearts on the otherhand are in tota dissaray as we all know.  In the same period since Terry has taken over at Hearts they have conceded 22 goals and scoring just 4 themselves.  The only positive I can find for Hearts is they have Ryan Stevenson back for tonights clash but at best he's an average SPL player. 

In addition to the obvious this Hearts team seems to suffer from an element of indiscipline and I put this down to a combination of having such a young squad, some of the players put themselves about more than they normally would and this is due to wanting to show their level of committment and the experienced players they have are trying to lead by example and in a team devoid of creativity and attacking player this means sticking the boot in.  I wouldn't expect Hearts to finish the game with 11 players on the park.  I really see this as men against boys, organisation v dissaray, tactical nounce against tactical naievity. 

For me this is a maximum bet all day, everyday and twice on a Thursday.  I sincerely doubt I have been more confident in every placing a football bet in an SPL market before.

I suggest for thread purposes though we have £120 @ 4/6 with Laddies which is a standout and no commission. 

For those that like betting on cards in a match I'm in love with Hearts at 4/7 to win that there has been nothing matched on Betfair as of yet but I would think Hearts should be a 1/2 shot. 

Hibs were 1.8 on the William Hill coupon up until lunchtime. The arbers were out in force.

[sonour]

Tighty's NFL bets are up for SATURDAY night.

Kansas City Chiefs +2.5 v Indianapolis Colts 10/11

Philadelphia Eagles -2.5 v New Orleans Saints 10/11

Can I suggest we do these please ?