Tips for Tikay

[Marky147]

Can't help a results orientated look at the Rpost pre season pull out this time of year.  The guy who is the most clueless and pointless writer is the ex scouser Didi Hamann.  i have no idea how he ever got the gig at the RP tipping.

These were his pre season selections (he gets a 2 page spread all to himself on pages 4/5 of the pull out)

Arsenal to win Epl 9/2
Man U top NW 2/1
Lolapool without top 4 8/13!!!!!!!!!!!
Rooney top goalscorer 14/1 (i put that up as well i think on here albeit at a bigger price i think)
Bamford top goalscorer 80/1
Palace top half finish 13/8
Norwich top promoted club 7/4
Leicester to be relegated 10/3!!!!!!!!
Watford to be relegated 4/5 (i backed this myself and it was beat at xmas)
Wolves to win the Champs 18/1!!

Has there ever been a worst set of pre season selections than this seriously?  Truely shocking effort none of them have been even close to winning.  As well as tipping Palace as 'big improvers' this season he also added in his text 'I reckon Aston Villa will get better this season'  

His opening paragraph on his relegation section was 'I don't know who had the idea that CR was the man to take Leics to the next level, but to my mind the only place the foxes are going with him at the helm is the championship'. 

Please RP put us out of our misery.  Everyone knows he is a clueless guessing ex pro.  There are millions of them on the tv week after week but please don't let us have to read this garbage again next year and spoil what is otherwise a great pre season guide.  How can you be so so so wrong on so many areas of the biggest league in the world?

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[tikay]

Tighty/Tikay - think the final spread damage was £91 - breakdown below.  Let me know if you agree and I'll send bank account details tomorrow.


Watford   +95
Charlton   -88
Preston/Leeds   +2
Peterboro Index   -100
   
Total   -91

Tighty has confirmed this figure, so if you could send me your Bank Details via PM, I'll ship the cash across immediately.

Really grateful for your help with these Spread Bets, thank you. 

[DungBeetle]

Cheers Tikay - PM sent.

[tikay]

Cheers Tikay - PM sent.

PM received, £91 now sent by Bank TX.

Thanks very much. 

[TightEnd]

Profit Yesterday £430

Profit MTD £791

Overall profit £10.7k 6.24%

Outstanding Bets £1120 (now most of the 2015-2016 football has cleared off the book, the lowest figure for a long time)

Link to spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eCEvN9MELsUxB81rHuWrfoX3zwIMPQQ205Lcjm3kbgU/edit#gid=24


Yesterday

Football

+£68 Watford e/w on the season points handicap
+£95 Watford spread points (45-35.5)*10
+£12 Rooney SPL Top goalscorer e/w
+£137 Kane top English goalscorer

Harry Kane is 1st Englishman to win PL Golden Boot since Kevin Phillips in 1999-00, & 1st Spurs player since Teddy Sheringham in 1992-93

less

-£30 Aguero golden boot

Martial and King bets will now complete after Man U/Bournemouth tomorrow night. must be a chance Man U will put a reserve side out so Martial should be home and hosed

Tennis

+£30 Murray winning Rome Masters

F1

+£150 Perez in the points
+£28 Winning margin sub 5 seconds
+£45 Verstappen top 3. Unfortunately it was left to our F1 expert to tip him for the win elsewhere. The amateur only put him up for the podium

less

-£5 Verstappen to lead end of lap 1
-£25 Rosberg to win
-£10 Perez top 6, finished 7th
-£20 Hulk points
-£25 Force India double points

Click to see full-size image.

[Chompy]

We have £20 on King at 8-1 to be top Cherries scorer. He has six, Callum has five, nobody else more than four.

King and Wilson were both in the starting XI yesterday and I guess they will be again.

It's only a tiddlearse bet but still worth flicking in a semi cover.

Have a tenball on Callum to score anytime at 5-1 with 'we lay pennies online, chunks in the shops' please. It's a fair price in its own right.

[pleno1]

12/1 looking good

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/15/england-to-gamble-on-jack-wilshere-and-give-andros-townsend-the/

[Chompy]

12/1 looking good

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/15/england-to-gamble-on-jack-wilshere-and-give-andros-townsend-the/

Was this a rec bet?

Anyone know what time the squad is announced?

Need to make plans. Press conference at Poshies H.Q. at noon, presumably to unveil McCann.

[TightEnd]

11am

if drinkwater doesn't make it you will hear the wailing from where you are.

[TightEnd]

We have £20 on King at 8-1 to be top Cherries scorer. He has six, Callum has five, nobody else more than four.

King and Wilson were both in the starting XI yesterday and I guess they will be again.

It's only a tiddlearse bet but still worth flicking in a semi cover.

Have a tenball on Callum to score anytime at 5-1 with 'we lay pennies online, chunks in the shops' please. It's a fair price in its own right.

Callum Wilson Man Utd v Bournemouth Anytime Goalscorer
5/1
Total Stake: £10.00
Potential Returns: £60.00

[Chompy]

Is he really naming Wilshire, Henderson and Sturridge in a squad of 23?

[TightEnd]

Evening Tighty.

In the Geneva open tennis I don't fancy any of the big names to triumph. They are either not playing well or not motivated as they will be saving themselves for the French. I narrowed my choice down to 2 and unfortunately they are due to meet in the 1/4 final I will opt for Belluci over Delbonnis as he won this tournament last year, and we get a bigger price.

Suggest £5 e/w Belluci @ 20-1 with betfred.

only just seen this

missed all the prices

any recommendation now?

http://www.oddschecker.com/tennis/atp-geneva/geneva-open/winner

[TightEnd]

Is he really naming Wilshire, Henderson and Sturridge in a squad of 23?

Darren Anderton is on standby.

[exstream]

Hart, Forster, Foster
Clyne, Stones, Smalling, Jagielka, Cahill, Bertrand, Rose
Wilshere, Henderson, Alli, Dier, Townsend, Milner, Lallana, Barkley, Sterling
Rooney, Kane, Vardy, Sturridge

[Rod Paradise]

Good info on the Villareal v Gijon match Rod, Gijon won 2-0 having taken a whole 8 minutes to take the lead!

Always some weird results at the tail end of the season, VR were on holiday (after a very good season for them). Can't claim credit though - have just shared a few beers with their fans over the years.