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HOLDorFOLD
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LOL - just seen Laxies new sig
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Also this one had me chuckling, I was checking his homework which was to list the advantages and disadvantages of living in India in the city compared to rural.
In the advantages for living in the country he put: Girls do more of the work
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10 Year old daughter
Me "So, how was school this week?"
Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"
Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.
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Quote from: TightEnd on February 10, 2010, 12:53:45 AM
10 Year old daughter
Me "So, how was school this week?"
Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"
Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.
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Quote from: TightEnd on February 10, 2010, 12:53:45 AM
10 Year old daughter
Me "So, how was school this week?"
Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"
Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.
love it
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Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on February 10, 2010, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: TightEnd on February 10, 2010, 12:53:45 AM
10 Year old daughter
Me "So, how was school this week?"
Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"
Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.
love it
So how did you explain a) your laughter & b) why she wasn't to use that expression? I couldn't have kept a straight face.....
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My bro Tracy: I'm taking tablets for my knees.
Me: Really, what are they?
Tracy: Those bendy things in the middle of my legs.
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Sadie: My dad said I never listen...
...at least that's what I think he said.
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Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on February 10, 2010, 12:49:15 AM
Also this one had me chuckling, I was checking his homework which was to list the advantages and disadvantages of living in India in the city compared to rural.
In the advantages for living in the country he put: Girls do more of the work
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I was at an airport cafeteria some years ago with my young son who was just learning to read and a menu had the name Egon Ronay on the front.
Phillip asked; "Daddy, why does it say egg on runway ?"
Much as I found it very funny, I was also quietly impressed that he'd been able to read as much as he had, and made a connection.
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Quote from: TightEnd on February 10, 2010, 12:53:45 AM
10 Year old daughter
Me "So, how was school this week?"
Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"
Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.
LMFAO...
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11 year old daughter last night
Homework on her neighbourhood, communities, town shopping, supermarkets and the like
Question 3
"Describe where you buy your toys and books in your area"
Four spaced lines left for her answer on a worksheet
She writes an answer
"Amazon."
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that made me proper lol rich. is that the same daughter as the fisting story?
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Quote from: gatso on March 11, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
that made me proper lol rich. is that the same daughter as the fisting story?
one and the same
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Quote from: TightEnd on March 11, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
Quote from: gatso on March 11, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
that made me proper lol rich. is that the same daughter as the fisting story?
one and the same
the one who's gonna poo on the curtains at the weekend?
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