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« Reply #105 on: February 10, 2010, 12:46:02 AM »

LOL - just seen Laxies new sig 
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« Reply #106 on: February 10, 2010, 12:49:15 AM »

Also this one had me chuckling, I was checking his homework which was to list the advantages and disadvantages of living in India in the city compared to rural.

In the advantages for living in the country he put:  Girls do more of the work

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« Reply #107 on: February 10, 2010, 12:53:45 AM »

10 Year old daughter


Me "So, how was school this week?"

Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"


Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.


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« Reply #108 on: February 10, 2010, 12:56:47 AM »

10 Year old daughter


Me "So, how was school this week?"

Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"


Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.







 
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« Reply #109 on: February 10, 2010, 01:07:21 AM »

10 Year old daughter


Me "So, how was school this week?"

Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"


Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.





     love it  Grin
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« Reply #110 on: February 10, 2010, 10:56:58 AM »

10 Year old daughter


Me "So, how was school this week?"

Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"


Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.





     love it  Grin
So how did you explain a) your laughter & b) why she wasn't to use that expression? I couldn't have kept a straight face.....
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« Reply #111 on: February 28, 2010, 11:41:53 PM »

My bro Tracy: I'm taking tablets for my knees.

Me: Really, what are they?

Tracy: Those bendy things in the middle of my legs.
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« Reply #112 on: March 02, 2010, 01:52:41 PM »

Sadie: My dad said I never listen...       


...at least that's what I think he said.
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« Reply #113 on: March 02, 2010, 03:56:52 PM »

Also this one had me chuckling, I was checking his homework which was to list the advantages and disadvantages of living in India in the city compared to rural.

In the advantages for living in the country he put:  Girls do more of the work



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« Reply #114 on: March 02, 2010, 04:42:30 PM »

I was at an airport cafeteria some years ago with my young son who was just learning to read and a menu had the name Egon Ronay on the front.

Phillip asked; "Daddy, why does it say egg on runway ?"

Much as I found it very funny, I was also quietly impressed that he'd been able to read as much as he had, and made a connection.



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« Reply #115 on: March 02, 2010, 04:52:11 PM »

10 Year old daughter


Me "So, how was school this week?"

Her "fine, but if Isobel annoys me once more she is going to get a good fisting"


Pulls car over to side of road, puts hazard lights on. Resume journey a few minutes later when I am capable of seeing straight.



LMFAO...
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« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2010, 12:50:25 PM »

11 year old daughter last night


Homework on her neighbourhood, communities, town shopping, supermarkets and the like


Question 3

"Describe where you buy your toys and books in your area"

Four spaced lines left for her answer on a worksheet


She writes an answer

"Amazon."
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« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2010, 02:18:17 PM »

that made me proper lol rich. is that the same daughter as the fisting story?
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« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2010, 02:21:58 PM »

that made me proper lol rich. is that the same daughter as the fisting story?


one and the same
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« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2010, 07:43:55 PM »

that made me proper lol rich. is that the same daughter as the fisting story?


one and the same

the one who's gonna poo on the curtains at the weekend?
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