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« Reply #31635 on: October 14, 2019, 05:48:05 PM »

He we are up at 0230 for a cup of tea in the dark and a worry about something inconsequential 😂😂😂☕️☕️

Thanks Tatty. Nice to know its not just me.

I slept like I'd been shot last night. (if shot people get up for a wee 3 or 4 times that is.

So how do you know whether you've just woken up early or woken up to go for a wee?


I always wake up early wanting a wee Ralph, but sometimes I know I won't be going back to sleep because between the toilet and the bed I've started fretting about something.


Train yourself to not let this happen, its dooooooable......honest
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« Reply #31636 on: October 14, 2019, 07:07:01 PM »

He we are up at 0230 for a cup of tea in the dark and a worry about something inconsequential 😂😂😂☕️☕️

Thanks Tatty. Nice to know its not just me.

I slept like I'd been shot last night. (if shot people get up for a wee 3 or 4 times that is.

So how do you know whether you've just woken up early or woken up to go for a wee?


I always wake up early wanting a wee Ralph, but sometimes I know I won't be going back to sleep because between the toilet and the bed I've started fretting about something.


Train yourself to not let this happen, its dooooooable......honest


I have a long and somewhat embarrassing story about that Trev, I might try to tell it but in a short, less embarrassing way.
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« Reply #31637 on: October 14, 2019, 07:42:22 PM »

He we are up at 0230 for a cup of tea in the dark and a worry about something inconsequential 😂😂😂☕️☕️

Thanks Tatty. Nice to know its not just me.

I slept like I'd been shot last night. (if shot people get up for a wee 3 or 4 times that is.

So how do you know whether you've just woken up early or woken up to go for a wee?


I always wake up early wanting a wee Ralph, but sometimes I know I won't be going back to sleep because between the toilet and the bed I've started fretting about something.


Train yourself to not let this happen, its dooooooable......honest


I have a long and somewhat embarrassing story about that Trev, I might try to tell it but in a short, less embarrassing way.

Looking forward to this

C'mon then, must be better than watching England perform
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« Reply #31638 on: October 14, 2019, 07:58:54 PM »

Whilst we await Tom's wee story, here's one of my own of which I was suddenly reminded.

As a kid, I had a really bad stutter or stammer. School in those days was strict, very strict. If you wanted to ask permission to leave the class to visit the loo, you had to put your hand up & await the Teacher's eventual "yes Anthony?"

Of course, everyone looked across at me, & this made the stammer even worse, so I could not get past the "p" of please. "p" is a particularly difficult letter for those who stammer.

I'd go "P..p....pl...ppp" & so on.

Eventually, Teacher would say "sing it Anthony".

It's a weird trick that, but usually, stammerers CAN sing without stuttering. Odd but true.

So, with the whole class staring at me, off I'd go with my little song.

"Please Miss, I want to go to wee".

Can you even begin to imagine the humiliation & the mocking going off? Ugh at the memory.

So when folks yearn for "the good old days", yeah, I get that. But in SO many ways, kids are treated better these days. One might argue they are treated too leniently these days & I get that. But anything is better than kids being humiliated like that.  

Thankfully, these things, perversely, make us stronger in some ways.

I have no idea why I told you that but never mind, it's done now.

Anyone else stutter as a kid? And how did you cope?
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« Reply #31639 on: October 14, 2019, 08:17:47 PM »

He we are up at 0230 for a cup of tea in the dark and a worry about something inconsequential 😂😂😂☕️☕️

Thanks Tatty. Nice to know its not just me.

I slept like I'd been shot last night. (if shot people get up for a wee 3 or 4 times that is.

So how do you know whether you've just woken up early or woken up to go for a wee?


I always wake up early wanting a wee Ralph, but sometimes I know I won't be going back to sleep because between the toilet and the bed I've started fretting about something.


Train yourself to not let this happen, its dooooooable......honest


I have a long and somewhat embarrassing story about that Trev, I might try to tell it but in a short, less embarrassing way.

Looking forward to this

C'mon then, must be better than watching England perform

You watching it Trev?

It might not last much longer, racist chants etc, & it's all getting a bit messy.

And the more goals England score, the greater chance of the chants imo. If your team is 0-3 down at home after half an hour, & a few chants will get it abandoned.....

Football fans, bloody hell.
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« Reply #31640 on: October 14, 2019, 08:24:29 PM »


This is the racism protocol apparently;


1) The referee will speak to the stadium announcer and demand the halting of racist behaviour.

2) If it continues, the referee can take the players off the field into the dressing rooms for a period of time and the stadium announcer will make another address.

3) If it still continues, the match will be abandoned.


Step 1 has already taken place.
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« Reply #31641 on: October 14, 2019, 08:35:52 PM »


Step 2 has now taken place.

The protocol - drawn up with the best intentions - is wrong imo. If your team is getting a good hiding, it's too easy for the fans to get it abandoned.
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« Reply #31642 on: October 14, 2019, 08:51:28 PM »


Step 2 has now taken place.

The protocol - drawn up with the best intentions - is wrong imo. If your team is getting a good hiding, it's too easy for the fans to get it abandoned.

It can't be that simple for the fans; they are already on sanctions, so surely most must realise that if they force abandonment, that isn't going to be the end if it for them? 
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« Reply #31643 on: October 14, 2019, 08:58:21 PM »


Step 2 has now taken place.

The protocol - drawn up with the best intentions - is wrong imo. If your team is getting a good hiding, it's too easy for the fans to get it abandoned.

It can't be that simple for the fans; they are already on sanctions, so surely most must realise that if they force abandonment, that isn't going to be the end if it for them? 

I'm not sure they think it through that far David. There was a whole bunch of them giving Nazi salutes, quite openly. Do we really think these sorts think too much about the future consequences for their Team?
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« Reply #31644 on: October 14, 2019, 09:10:58 PM »


Step 2 has now taken place.

The protocol - drawn up with the best intentions - is wrong imo. If your team is getting a good hiding, it's too easy for the fans to get it abandoned.

It can't be that simple for the fans; they are already on sanctions, so surely most must realise that if they force abandonment, that isn't going to be the end if it for them? 

I'm not sure they think it through that far David. There was a whole bunch of them giving Nazi salutes, quite openly. Do we really think these sorts think too much about the future consequences for their Team?

I was thinking more of the consequences for the fans.  If this carries on, the team gts banned or plays a few matches behind closed doors.  Surely getting one match abandoned isn't a win for them if they end up missing 3 further matches?

I do accept they don't look the types who would be into analysing the consequences of their actions.
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« Reply #31645 on: October 14, 2019, 09:20:33 PM »


Step 2 has now taken place.

The protocol - drawn up with the best intentions - is wrong imo. If your team is getting a good hiding, it's too easy for the fans to get it abandoned.

It can't be that simple for the fans; they are already on sanctions, so surely most must realise that if they force abandonment, that isn't going to be the end if it for them? 

I'm not sure they think it through that far David. There was a whole bunch of them giving Nazi salutes, quite openly. Do we really think these sorts think too much about the future consequences for their Team?

I was thinking more of the consequences for the fans.  If this carries on, the team gts banned or plays a few matches behind closed doors.  Surely getting one match abandoned isn't a win for them if they end up missing 3 further matches?

I do accept they don't look the types who would be into analysing the consequences of their actions.

The hardcore group already walked out, before half-time, so they don't seem bothered about watching their Team.
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« Reply #31646 on: October 14, 2019, 09:33:31 PM »

When I was in my 40s I started going for a wee a bit frequently. It started off slowly but gradually got worse until I was up to something like 15/20 times a day.

The thing was, I wasn't weeing much quantity wise, perhaps half a cup full or less, but I couldn't hold it, had to go.

Eventually I went to the Doctor and he told me to keep a wee diary for a week and then come back and see him again. I was to record the time and the amount.

When I went back and showed him my 'slasher novel', as Mrs Red called it, there were so many entries it looked like the thesis for a PhD. He flipped through a few dozen pages and said, "Hospital."

Within a few days I was in the urology department of Leicester Royal Infirmary.

"We just want to do a few tests" The specialist said, "Will that be OK?"

The next thing I knew I was without pants, standing in a shower tray without curtains.

Nurse #1 was feeding an alarmingly large tube into my alarmingly small willy and Nurse #2 was pouring lukewarm water from what looked like a 4 litre jug into a funnel that was attached to the other end.

"Let us know when it starts to feel uncomfortable" said Nurse #1.

I resisted the urge to say "It felt uncomfortable as soon as you told me to take my trousers off in a shower cubicle with no curtains" and instead waited until the jug was about 1/5th empty.

"It's uncomfortable now."

"That's great." said Nurse #2, continuing to pour.

"OK" said Nurse #1, "Let us know when it's so uncomfortable that, if you were in the cinema, with 10 minutes to go to the end of the film, you would still have to go to the loo."

By this time the jug was half empty. "NOW NOW" I screamed, screwing my eyes up and wringing my hands, "I would go now."

"That's great" said Nurse #2, continuing to pour the last few pints into the funnel.

"Right!" Said Nurse #1, "If you had 5 correct numbers on the National Lottery, how long could you wait to hear what the 6th number was  before going to the loo?"

I don't know what I said next, it was probably drowned out by the noise of my teeth shattering, but it was probably something along the lines of "Aaaarrrrgggh....  fuck the lottery".

"That's great" Nurse said #2 with a beaming smile as she held the giant empty jug aloft.


After being allowed to pee blissfully and uncontrollably for about 15 minutes, I put my pants back on and saw the specialist again.

"There is nothing wrong with your urine capacity" He told me, "What you have is a lazy bladder."

He told me how to re-train my bladder by waiting to pee. When I feel the need to go I force myself to wait for 10 minutes. After a few days increase it to 20 minutes and so on, until my bladder gets it's act together and behaves normally.

"Don't train your bladder at night though" he warned me, "If you need to go at night, just go."

It works too. Within a fortnight I'm like a normal person. Mentally scarred yes but normal as far as weeing frequency for a man of my age goes.

Every so often, perhaps once a year, My bladder starts to get lazy again and I go through the routine and fix it.









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« Reply #31647 on: October 15, 2019, 05:00:53 AM »

Morning blondes. 
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« Reply #31648 on: October 15, 2019, 07:03:30 AM »

Morning blondes. 

Early start Tom? You beat me by an hour.

I woke at 5am, laid there & whittled for an hour then decided it'd be better to get up & get started. I really can't lay in bed these days once I wake up. 
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« Reply #31649 on: October 15, 2019, 07:15:07 AM »

He we are up at 0230 for a cup of tea in the dark and a worry about something inconsequential 😂😂😂☕️☕️

Thanks Tatty. Nice to know its not just me.

I slept like I'd been shot last night. (if shot people get up for a wee 3 or 4 times that is.

So how do you know whether you've just woken up early or woken up to go for a wee?


I always wake up early wanting a wee Ralph, but sometimes I know I won't be going back to sleep because between the toilet and the bed I've started fretting about something.


Train yourself to not let this happen, its dooooooable......honest


I have a long and somewhat embarrassing story about that Trev, I might try to tell it but in a short, less embarrassing way.

Looking forward to this

C'mon then, must be better than watching England perform

You watching it Trev?

It might not last much longer, racist chants etc, & it's all getting a bit messy.

And the more goals England score, the greater chance of the chants imo. If your team is 0-3 down at home after half an hour, & a few chants will get it abandoned.....

Football fans, bloody hell.

Yes I was watching and I don't know what to say

A local Indian lad would take the Micky out of white person and we would all laugh along

Where did it all go wrong
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