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« Reply #20100 on: March 05, 2013, 11:23:29 AM »

One night this weekend, may have been Saturday, you spent approximately 8 hours to the direct left of a gorgeous looking lady with long flowing hair on the £1-1

As I wistfully looked on, you were schmoozing away, and she smiled shyly. I turned and wrote down a hand in the comp involving Lawrence Gosney

Someone had it right, and it wasn't me!

Ah yes, the Gorgeous Melissa (SP?) Greek for Honey bee.

She's almost 21.

She works in a bookmakers but doesn't bet on horses.

Her ambition is to play very high stakes cash on line.

She likes strawberry ice cream and diet coke mixed with milk.

She bets her draws and makes the occasional hero call.

She's very bright, confident and easy going.

She speaks well on a wide range of subjects.

She doesn't wear much makeup, she's extremely beautiful in an understated, natural sort of way.

There's more, but it wouldn't be right for me to publish personal stuff on a public forum.


 
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« Reply #20101 on: March 05, 2013, 11:36:41 AM »

New cooker = Entry in fry up thread?

Sorry Milly. I see myself as the Alan Sugar of the fry up world.

Been there done that and made my mark before most of you were even born.

I have nothing left to prove.


PS- Amatay, You're Fired!
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« Reply #20102 on: March 05, 2013, 11:57:02 AM »

Speaking of how popular I am, posh Alex invited me to join him, his cool mates, and Mitch on an out of town poker trip.

I declined. How can I join in with conversations that go:

"He 3 bet, so I stuck it in his eye"

"Did you see that burd he was with? She must have been pushing 25."


I was thrilled to be asked though.
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« Reply #20103 on: March 05, 2013, 12:10:51 PM »

Come to think of it, how does Giblin manage to run with the young bucks?

He must be almost as old as me.
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« Reply #20104 on: March 05, 2013, 12:14:00 PM »

Come to think of it, how does Giblin manage to run with the young bucks?

He must be almost as old as me.

because when they say look at that bird, his eyes do not divert skyward!  Cheesy
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« Reply #20105 on: March 05, 2013, 12:14:25 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!
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« Reply #20106 on: March 05, 2013, 12:15:36 PM »

Come to think of it, how does Giblin manage to run with the young bucks?

He must be almost as old as me.

because when they say look at that bird, his eyes do not divert skyward!  Cheesy


Zinnnnggg!

Too good Mr O.
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« Reply #20107 on: March 05, 2013, 12:17:38 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

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Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.
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« Reply #20108 on: March 05, 2013, 12:18:37 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

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Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.

Down wiv the kidz innit.
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« Reply #20109 on: March 05, 2013, 12:23:04 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

Smiley

Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.

Down wiv the kidz innit.

Burd is scotch, not kids.
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« Reply #20110 on: March 05, 2013, 12:25:21 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

Smiley

Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.

Down wiv the kidz innit.

Burd is scotch, not kids. Innit.

FMP.
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« Reply #20111 on: March 05, 2013, 12:45:48 PM »

I know that spring doesn't officially begin until 7:02am on the 20th of March, but it's such a beautiful spring like day here, it almost makes you, (well me) want to cry.

As my dear, and almost certainly now departed Polish friend Bolek used to say, "I cry for happy."

Through the window I can see some very early catkins, (they look like a green haze on the willow tree) and I can hear the soft ticking sound of expanding metal as the sun heats up the roof.

The rooks are convinced it's spring too. Already they are carrying unfeasibly large unwieldy twigs, and fighting noisily over the best nest sites in a small stand of oaks. I wonder how many broods have been raised there over the years?

We had a siskin on the bird table this morning. I used to see loads but they seem so rare these days. I hope he decides to stay.
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« Reply #20112 on: March 05, 2013, 12:46:47 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

Smiley

Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.

Down wiv the kidz innit.

Burd is scotch, not kids. Innit.

FMP.

Do you mean Scottish?
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« Reply #20113 on: March 05, 2013, 12:48:03 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

Smiley

Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.

Down wiv the kidz innit.

Burd is scotch, not kids. Innit.

FMP.

Do you mean Scottish?

Chompy said its scotch, not scottish. And he is never wrong.
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« Reply #20114 on: March 05, 2013, 12:50:30 PM »

celtic (86.178.251.16)    12:12:14 PM    Viewing the topic Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary.


Busted!

Smiley

Loving your use of the word 'burd' as opposed to bird.

Down wiv the kidz innit.

Burd is scotch, not kids. Innit.

FMP.

Do you mean Scottish?

Chompy said its scotch, not scottish. And he is never wrong.

What? Has he never had a Scottish egg?
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