The dealer on my table at DTD looked exactly like a young Jenny Agutter, and I mean exactly like her. It was uncanny.
"Do you know who you look like?" I asked her. "Yes". she replied, rolling her impossibly large green-blue eyes towards the ceiling in a 'here we go again' fashion, "Jenny Aguttur".
I'm ashamed to say that none of my fellow players, (mostly callow youths it has to be said) had any idea who Jenny Agitter was, so I googled this picture on my phone and everyone agreed she was a dead ringer.
"So anyway" I ventured, "What's your real name?" She told me her name, so I followed up smoothly with "And your telephone number?"
Before she could answer, everyone at the table fell about laughing. They laughed for a long time.
When the laughter finally began to die down, some wag piped up with, "I bet that line used to work.... back in your day."
Cheeky bastards.