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Topic: Joke!! (Read 311732 times)
POWWWWWWWW
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1170 on:
February 13, 2017, 11:38:34 PM »
People are always making fun of my car because it's ugly and green.
At least I avacado.
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verndog158
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Re: Joke!!
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February 17, 2017, 11:21:02 AM »
Quote from: POWWWWWWWW on February 13, 2017, 11:38:34 PM
People are always making fun of my car because it's ugly and green.
At least I avacado.
Lollipop ladies, jeez they make me cross
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Quote from: MassiveFish on September 25, 2014, 05:15:30 PM
ignore verndog he's a fool
'he had a deep run in EPT Barnsley'
MANTIS01
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March 29, 2017, 10:55:03 PM »
Phoned down to the hotel receptionist and asked if the porn channel was disabled. She said "no is normal people you weirdo".
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March 29, 2017, 11:36:13 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on March 29, 2017, 10:55:03 PM
Phoned down to the hotel receptionist and asked if the porn channel was disabled. She said "no is normal people you weirdo".
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Quote from: Karabiner on May 24, 2014, 12:47:13 PM
Is Dan awake yet?
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May 07, 2017, 09:41:11 PM »
My pet mouse Elvis died today. He was caught in a trap.
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May 08, 2017, 11:19:22 PM »
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
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booder
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1176 on:
June 23, 2017, 12:00:43 PM »
Have you been hit with a rhythm stick ?
You could be entitled to compensation with a personal Ian Dury claim.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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Re: Joke!!
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June 23, 2017, 03:21:05 PM »
Quote from: booder on June 23, 2017, 12:00:43 PM
Have you been hit with a rhythm stick ?
You could be entitled to compensation with a personal Ian Dury claim.
Oh dear....
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The older I get, the better I was.
TightEnd
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1178 on:
July 28, 2017, 03:14:31 PM »
A Roman walks into a bar, orders a martinus
'You mean a martini?' asks barman
Roman replies 'If I wanted a double I would've asked for it..'
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
DMorgan
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Re: Joke!!
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August 08, 2017, 09:04:35 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on July 28, 2017, 03:14:31 PM
A Roman walks into a bar, orders a martinus
'You mean a martini?' asks barman
Roman replies 'If I wanted a double I would've asked for it..'
lol, took a minute though!
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Quote from: Karabiner on May 24, 2014, 12:47:13 PM
Is Dan awake yet?
booder
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1180 on:
August 16, 2017, 08:48:50 PM »
Ive decided to get rid of my old hoover
It was only gathering dust
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
bobAlike
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Reply #1181 on:
September 11, 2017, 10:16:14 PM »
My neighbour is in the Guinness Book Of Records for having the most concussions.
He lives very close to me - in fact a stone's throw away.
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Ah! The element of surprise
booder
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1182 on:
September 16, 2017, 12:24:04 PM »
Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers now!
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
bobAlike
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1183 on:
September 23, 2017, 04:08:35 PM »
My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Elbow..
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Ah! The element of surprise
bobAlike
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1184 on:
September 24, 2017, 10:16:36 AM »
I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had but before he could answer he fell asleep.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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