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« Reply #1185 on: September 24, 2017, 10:42:39 AM »

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had but before he could answer he fell asleep.

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« Reply #1186 on: September 24, 2017, 10:44:04 AM »

My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Elbow..

Bravo also   Smiley
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« Reply #1187 on: September 30, 2017, 01:42:25 AM »

My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Elbow..

Bravo also   Smiley
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« Reply #1188 on: October 06, 2017, 11:30:32 AM »

To the genius who invented zero, thanks for nothing!
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« Reply #1189 on: October 06, 2017, 06:32:23 PM »

To the genius who invented zero, thanks for nothing!


Sigh..  There's always one.
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« Reply #1190 on: October 12, 2017, 10:31:06 AM »

Paddy goes to the Antique Roadshow with a pair of stuffed wolfhounds.
The expert says to him,
'Good Gracious' What a fine example of the Brown Brothers, renowned taxidermists in the late 18th century.
Paddy just looks at him, the expert then says to him, 'do you know what these would fetch if in perfect condition'?
Paddy says 'yes, Sticks'
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« Reply #1191 on: October 12, 2017, 08:15:51 PM »

To the genius who invented zero, thanks for nothing!


Sigh..  There's always one.

You can always count on me Mr Dog
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« Reply #1192 on: October 12, 2017, 08:40:24 PM »

To the genius who invented zero, thanks for nothing!


Sigh..  There's always one.

Subtly brilliant.
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« Reply #1193 on: October 12, 2017, 08:59:20 PM »

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« Reply #1194 on: October 17, 2017, 11:08:43 AM »







"Was tryin' not tae wake any c**t up after a night oot so I tied these French pancakes tae ma feet and crêped up the stairs"
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« Reply #1195 on: October 17, 2017, 02:17:07 PM »







"Was tryin' not tae wake any c**t up after a night oot so I tied these French pancakes tae ma feet and crêped up the stairs"

You merdered that joke.
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« Reply #1196 on: October 17, 2017, 02:37:17 PM »







"Was tryin' not tae wake any c**t up after a night oot so I tied these French pancakes tae ma feet and crêped up the stairs"

You merdered that joke.


You mean I kilt it.
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« Reply #1197 on: October 17, 2017, 03:31:56 PM »

To the genius who invented zero, thanks for nothing!


Sigh..  There's always one.

Two easy.
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« Reply #1198 on: October 17, 2017, 05:45:32 PM »

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had but before he could answer he fell asleep.

Been a while since I caught up on this thread. This one got a full on lol Cheesy
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« Reply #1199 on: October 17, 2017, 05:46:39 PM »







"Was tryin' not tae wake any c**t up after a night oot so I tied these French pancakes tae ma feet and crêped up the stairs"

You merdered that joke.


You mean I kilt it.

Quite the opposhite.
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