another fan of yours:
Talking of retards lets have a couple of hand histories involving everyone favourite idiot, Ardonkey...
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 641716953 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $330 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Tuesday, January 26, 22:45:57 GMT 2010
$330+$10 Turbo NL Hold'em #3759824
Table 1 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 4
Seat 1: YSOSERIOUS ( 700 )
Seat 2: fossilman ( 1,712.50 )
Seat 4: Hops ( 5,407.50 )
Seat 6: arbboy ( 1,180 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
YSOSERIOUS posts small blind [50]
fossilman posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to YSOSERIOUS [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/7h.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/5d.png)
]
Hops folds
arbboy raises to [262.50]
YSOSERIOUS folds
fossilman raises to [720]
arbboy calls [457.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/jc.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/6d.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/5h.png)
]
fossilman checks
arbboy checks
** Dealing Turn ** [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/9h.png)
]
fossilman checks
arbboy checks
** Dealing River ** [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/qc.png)
]
fossilman goes all-in
fossilman bets [992.50]
arbboy calls [460]
arbboy goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [532.50] to fossilman
** Showdown **
fossilman shows [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/qh.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/kh.png)
] a pair of Queens
arbboy shows [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/tc.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/8c.png)
] a straight, Queen to Eight
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 2,410 from main pot with a straight, Queen to Eight
************ Game 641716953 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642017654 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:35:25 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764551
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: arbboy ( 1,360 )
Seat 2: MrKangaroo ( 1,640 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [10]
arbboy posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/9d.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/qs.png)
]
MrKangaroo raises to [40]
arbboy raises to [120]
MrKangaroo calls [80]
** Dealing Flop ** [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/tc.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/ac.png)
, As ]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Dealing Turn ** [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/jh.png)
]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Dealing River ** [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/4s.png)
]
arbboy checks
MrKangaroo checks
** Showdown **
arbboy shows [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/th.png)
,
![three clubs](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/3c.png)
] two pair, Aces and Tens
MrKangaroo mucks [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/9d.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/qs.png)
]
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 240 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Tens
************ Game 642017654 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 642020314 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Wednesday, January 27, 15:41:06 GMT 2010
$100+$5 NL Hold'em #3764551
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: arbboy ( 1,730 )
Seat 2: MrKangaroo ( 1,270 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
MrKangaroo posts small blind [15]
arbboy posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrKangaroo [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/6d.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/6h.png)
]
MrKangaroo raises to [90]
arbboy goes all-in
arbboy raises to [1,730]
MrKangaroo folds
Returning uncalled bet [1,640] to arbboy
arbboy shows [
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/kh.png)
,
![](http://blondepoker.com/forum/Smileys/default/7s.png)
]
** Hand Conclusion **
arbboy wins 180 from main pot
************ Game 642020314 ends ************