Prose from a Poshboy

[Tal]

Having a punt on a bird must be posh boat speak coz round here we don't do punting but we do tend to get both oars in on a first date.

Did you watch the boat race this weekend? And are you a Cambridge fan

I watched it but only because it was on in my house. It was the most boring 20 minutes of my life

In summary, beaten by a very good boat. Rowing is one of those sports I enjoy watching but have (and had) zero interest in participating in.

[smashedagain]

Having a punt on a bird must be posh boat speak coz round here we don't do punting but we do tend to get both oars in on a first date.

Did you watch the boat race this weekend? And are you a Cambridge fan

I watched it but only because it was on in my house. It was the most boring 20 minutes of my life

yeah it was much better last year when the looney tune swam out into the Thames. Bit like the grand National this weekend, really need a false start or protest to liven it up.

Hey I am sorry if I did it again but did not mean it to cause grief posting about the stake. I know you are a good un.

[jgcblack]

Favourite arcade game?

Imagine you being good at dance mat revolution or whatever it's called

Would pay a lot of money to watch this.

(fwiw this is one of the worst reads i've ever seen.... he would literally be the worst in the world at this)

There's been a lot of shit in this blog over the past few days, but yeh, that read takes the biscuit

I would never have agreed with Dave here, reckon you're like a bambi on skates...

I however, spent way too long one summer in a mates sitting room working on a bunch of moves... so he and I could do 3 or 4 different ones to 'expert' and show off our 'skills' to the local females.... somewhat like a strange mating dance...

However that's all behind me... and I only spent 2 hours playing guitar hero solo yesterday in an Arcade in Ecuador, did manage to get all the high scores though!

where is 'through the fire and flames' when you need it.... that 12 minutes of finger busting action is the most fun and pain you can have in one extruciatingly flowing moment of your life.

[smashedagain]

Favourite arcade game?

Imagine you being good at dance mat revolution or whatever it's called

Would pay a lot of money to watch this.

(fwiw this is one of the worst reads i've ever seen.... he would literally be the worst in the world at this)

There's been a lot of shit in this blog over the past few days, but yeh, that read takes the biscuit

I would never have agreed with Dave here, reckon you're like a bambi on skates...

I however, spent way too long one summer in a mates sitting room working on a bunch of moves... so he and I could do 3 or 4 different ones to 'expert' and show off our 'skills' to the local females.... somewhat like a strange mating dance...

However that's all behind me... and I only spent 2 hours playing guitar hero solo yesterday in an Arcade in Ecuador, did manage to get all the high scores though!

where is 'through the fire and flames' when you need it.... that 12 minutes of finger busting action is the most fun and pain you can have in one extruciatingly flowing moment of your life.

i know you are a salsa dancer. Please tell me you can dance like Neil from the inbetweeners. That would be comedy

[zerofive]

that 12 minutes of finger busting action is the most fun and pain you can have in one extruciatingly flowing moment of your life.

John Black on masturbation.

[kinboshi]

that 12 minutes of finger busting action is the most fun and pain you can have in one extruciatingly flowing moment of your life.

John Black on masturbation.

[jgcblack]

that 12 minutes of finger busting action is the most fun and pain you can have in one extruciatingly flowing moment of your life.

John Black on masturbation.

#wpsir

[Doobs]

5% still available in the WPT National for those who thought the original price was a bargain.  I can confirm there is no April Fool gag stopping you posting in the new thread.

[Lucky]

Who wants to here about my date with Melissa at the arcades?!

You guys getting together soon?

According to my lovely friends, she's too hot for me and too nice, but I'm having punt anyway.

Your lovely friends are wrong. Put quite simply there's no such thing as too hot or too nice so by default they can't possibly be right.

Less of the 'having a punt' though please. It doesn't suit you.

It was poker speak for "giving it my best". Hope that was clear, else I might be in the shit!

Be careful Alex - unless that's your thing.

[bobAlike]

Who wants to here about my date with Melissa at the arcades?!

You guys getting together soon?

According to my lovely friends, she's too hot for me and too nice, but I'm having punt anyway.

Your lovely friends are wrong. Put quite simply there's no such thing as too hot or too nice so by default they can't possibly be right.

Less of the 'having a punt' though please. It doesn't suit you.

It was poker speak for "giving it my best". Hope that was clear, else I might be in the shit!

Be careful Alex - unless that's your thing.

 

[jgcblack]

Who wants to here about my date with Melissa at the arcades?!

You guys getting together soon?

According to my lovely friends, she's too hot for me and too nice, but I'm having punt anyway.

Your lovely friends are wrong. Put quite simply there's no such thing as too hot or too nice so by default they can't possibly be right.

Less of the 'having a punt' though please. It doesn't suit you.

It was poker speak for "giving it my best". Hope that was clear, else I might be in the shit!

Be careful Alex - unless that's your thing.

 

Where is Herbie when we need him... He's our resident scat expert afterall...

[Tal]

Who wants to here about my date with Melissa at the arcades?!

You guys getting together soon?

According to my lovely friends, she's too hot for me and too nice, but I'm having punt anyway.

Your lovely friends are wrong. Put quite simply there's no such thing as too hot or too nice so by default they can't possibly be right.

Less of the 'having a punt' though please. It doesn't suit you.

It was poker speak for "giving it my best". Hope that was clear, else I might be in the shit!

Be careful Alex - unless that's your thing.

 

Where is Herbie when we need him... He's our resident scat expert afterall...

He denies being The Poopetrator in that story.

[titaniumbean]

lol Tal top drawer.

[jgcblack]

lol Tal top drawer.

Ffs, finally feel like I've got the trap set and check mated a joke... Only to be gazzumped by the chess master himself.

[Tal]

Last one, I promise.

Alex, you can have your diary back, now. GL in the Monte Carlo.