Degenerate Diaries: The Chronicles Pt. 2

[mouth]

Boring unless you have someone to talk to?


I'm assuming you can't possibly have been bored when I was on your table the night before then?

[SuuPRlim]

Im not sure anyone has ever been bored in your company caroline,

terrified, highly entertained and pretty freaked out all distinctly possible mind!

[mouth]

Im not sure anyone has ever been bored in your company caroline,

terrified, highly entertained and pretty freaked out all distinctly possible mind!

These are all good.

[permanentquandary]

Love your work Sean, keep it up.

[outragous76]

Im not sure anyone has ever been bored in your company caroline,

terrified, highly entertained and pretty freaked out all distinctly possible mind!

These are all good.

Caroline generates one of my favourite "group" reactions when in full form

She tells a joke/makes a comment/rips someone at the table, and everyone wants to laugh (because its funny), but as with Carolines humour its often borderline, and people kind of half laugh, check everyone else is laughing, and then it errupts. Laughter in installments! Cant beat it!

[zerofive]

Im not sure anyone has ever been bored in your company caroline,

terrified, highly entertained and pretty freaked out all distinctly possible mind!

I just spent the whole time cringing. She didn't mention Frankie was on the table, too. And sandwiched between the two was some guy who seemed to be in a cock waving contest with the Cougar herself. Brutal.

[mouth]

Im not sure anyone has ever been bored in your company caroline,

terrified, highly entertained and pretty freaked out all distinctly possible mind!

I just spent the whole time cringing. She didn't mention Frankie was on the table, too. And sandwiched between the two was some guy who seemed to be in a cock waving contest with the Cougar herself. Brutal.

Was fun. You loved it.

[zerofive]

I was at the gym the other day working the resistance kinda hard. After I cool down following one of these sessions, I love nothing more than to relax in the sauna and the jacuzzi. At around 4pm, however, a bunch of children arrive for swimming lessons and to generally run around squealing being a constant pest, so I try to hit the showers before this happens and maintain my state of relaxation. So I'm in the shower area drying off, doing that thing you do when you frantically dry your hair and you look a little bit like you're having a seizure until smoke starts to rise from the friction burns on your scalp. Now, as any guy (or anyone with a simple grasp of biology and/or physics) will know, when you're toweling off your hair in a fashion such as one might expect an epileptic child to behave on MDMA - or a dyslexic child to behave attempting to put the aforementioned letters in the right order - there is a certain appendage that reacts to the centripetal force by flapping around everywhere. Genitals. I'm referring to my genitals. All of a sudden I hear a man's voice from a few cubicles down, "Jennifer, come here!" It turns out children under 7 are allowed in either changing room with their parents, so I'm vaguely aware of the underlying threat of small children being present, but I usually time my sessions to avoid what is about to happen. I remove my towel from over my face to find a small girl staring very intently at my flaccid penis. Before I could react appropriately, she looks me dead in the eye and replies to her father, "I'm coming, daddy!" I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry or vomit. I think it ranks in my top 5 most awkward moments ever.

Anyway I didn't get her digits, so I'm off to the gym. Peace.

[rbc_mike]

I was at the gym the other day working the resistance kinda hard. After I cool down following one of these sessions, I love nothing more than to relax in the sauna and the jacuzzi. At around 4pm, however, a bunch of children arrive for swimming lessons and to generally run around squealing being a constant pest, so I try to hit the showers before this happens and maintain my state of relaxation. So I'm in the shower area drying off, doing that thing you do when you frantically dry your hair and you look a little bit like you're having a seizure until smoke starts to rise from the friction burns on your scalp. Now, as any guy (or anyone with a simple grasp of biology and/or physics) will know, when you're toweling off your hair in a fashion such as one might expect an epileptic child to behave on MDMA - or a dyslexic child to behave attempting to put the aforementioned letters in the right order - there is a certain appendage that reacts to the centripetal force by flapping around everywhere. Genitals. I'm referring to my genitals. All of a sudden I hear a man's voice from a few cubicles down, "Jennifer, come here!" It turns out children under 7 are allowed in either changing room with their parents, so I'm vaguely aware of the underlying threat of small children being present, but I usually time my sessions to avoid what is about to happen. I remove my towel from over my face to find a small girl staring very intently at my flaccid penis. Before I could react appropriately, she looks me dead in the eye and replies to her father, "I'm coming, daddy!" I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry or vomit. I think it ranks in my top 5 most awkward moments ever.

Anyway I didn't get her digits, so I'm off to the gym. Peace.

 

[cambridgealex]

Anyway I didn't get her digits, so I'm off to the gym. Peace.

Disgraceful phrase!

[kinboshi]

Im not sure anyone has ever been bored in your company caroline,

terrified, highly entertained and pretty freaked out all distinctly possible mind!

I just spent the whole time cringing. She didn't mention Frankie was on the table, too. And sandwiched between the two was some guy who seemed to be in a cock waving contest with the Cougar herself. Brutal.

Who won the cock-waving contest?

[millidonk]

Diary finally back on track. incred stuff.

I was gonna do a fyp for what the girl replied. But i thought better of it. wp.

[Derbylad]

I was at the gym the other day working the resistance kinda hard. After I cool down following one of these sessions, I love nothing more than to relax in the sauna and the jacuzzi. At around 4pm, however, a bunch of children arrive for swimming lessons and to generally run around squealing being a constant pest, so I try to hit the showers before this happens and maintain my state of relaxation. So I'm in the shower area drying off, doing that thing you do when you frantically dry your hair and you look a little bit like you're having a seizure until smoke starts to rise from the friction burns on your scalp. Now, as any guy (or anyone with a simple grasp of biology and/or physics) will know, when you're toweling off your hair in a fashion such as one might expect an epileptic child to behave on MDMA - or a dyslexic child to behave attempting to put the aforementioned letters in the right order - there is a certain appendage that reacts to the centripetal force by flapping around everywhere. Genitals. I'm referring to my genitals. All of a sudden I hear a man's voice from a few cubicles down, "Jennifer, come here!" It turns out children under 7 are allowed in either changing room with their parents, so I'm vaguely aware of the underlying threat of small children being present, but I usually time my sessions to avoid what is about to happen. I remove my towel from over my face to find a small girl staring very intently at my flaccid penis. Before I could react appropriately, she looks me dead in the eye and replies to her father, "I'm coming, daddy!" I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry or vomit. I think it ranks in my top 5 most awkward moments ever.

Anyway I didn't get her digits, so I'm off to the gym. Peace.

Just wow :')

[zerofive]

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[SuuPRlim]

hahahahahahaha

INCREDIBLE!