Degenerate Diaries: The Chronicles Pt. 2

[rfgqqabc]

Run so fucking bad pt. 2

Again just cliffs 'cause I really need to sleep.

I landed the softest table ever and felt very much in charge. Being a nit means I very rarely captain a table, but I was running this show, not an experience I would expect to premiere in the biggest live tournament I've ever played.

Can confirm. Told me to cold 4ball today, so i did, and he flatted with fish hooks. I had  weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[PeeJay]

Too lazy zerofive!

[cambridgealex]

Too lazy zerofive!

Puts in the hours though

[JK]

Even I got there, an hour late. Poor effort!

[SuuPRlim]

I played ~1750 hours of live poker last year, and 237,000 hands online.

Step it up boys

You've estimated that 1750 havent you? Million that's close to the correct figure

I played 265 hours in 5 weeks in my last Vegas trip, I played 180 hours in April last year (games were ridic) and during a 2 week period in May I played 4 seperate 30 hour sessions

That's ~580 right there.

I went for the play ridiculous amounts and make yourself feel ill halving your hourly in the process line in 2011. Look to play significantly less in '12, mainly because I'll have won D'ville and will be too busy buying Islands in the Seychelles and seducing glamour models.
 

[zerofive]

I just bought a t-shirt from Ebay that could not be a more obvious fake.

Having some great fun with the seller. Very reminiscent of the Dominos pizza conversation; where we seem to be going in a great circle due to the seller's incredibly poor English. The issue is that he is trying to get me to pay for the return postage, which will only be £1 or £2 (but that's a decent % of what I paid for the t-shirt and certainly it's more about the point than the price.)

[millidonk]

was it this? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ED-HARDY-FAKE-T-SHIRT-M-/270887021841?pt=UK_Women_s_T_Shirts&hash=item3f121fed11

[zerofive]

was it this? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ED-HARDY-FAKE-T-SHIRT-M-/270887021841?pt=UK_Women_s_T_Shirts&hash=item3f121fed11

Yes, how did you know? Are you the seller? Stop being such a nitty bitch and pay for my postage already.

[zerofive]

Haha. Also, tried to phone to renew my car insurance as the website is full of errors, and I think I was forwarded to the guy trying to sell me fake t-shirts.

Y u no speak english for?

[millidonk]

was it this? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ED-HARDY-FAKE-T-SHIRT-M-/270887021841?pt=UK_Women_s_T_Shirts&hash=item3f121fed11

Yes, how did you know? Are you the seller? Stop being such a nitty bitch and pay for my postage already.

I sed no weefunds muva fucka

[rbc_mike]

Any chronicles of dejection/run good as of late? Need something good to read in between revision!

[skolsuper]

There is a funny story about last night that Sean doesn't want to tell you.

[ForthThistle]

 

[zerofive]

There is a funny story about last night that Sean doesn't want to tell you.

Got to Zizzi's last night after a running a little late at the gym. I text cambridgealex to ask whereabouts they were sitting, he replied "there's 18 of us, you can't miss us." I had a look around. Couldn't see them, just a bunch of Asian people. So I got myself on the phone.

"Alright mate where are you?"
At Zizzi's...
"In Derby?"
sigh... No...

In my defence, who goes to Derby to celebrate something?

Whatever. I headed to Dusk with an empty stomach, got myself on a 50/1 table 5 handed and picked myself a menu. Before I could decide upon dinner, I got dealt the two . That satisfied a little bit of my hunger. I make it £4, Swisstard who came back for some more punishment calls, Tom D calls, Kurt makes it £15. I go £44, folds to Kurt who snap ships for £200. I hold against and all of a sudden I don't feel so bad about missing Mitch's birthday.*

*I do, really. Sorry boys. I'm a confirmed spaz.

[cambridgealex]