Degenerate Diaries: The Chronicles Pt. 2

[mondatoo]

Needless to say, I can't touch drugs anymore, or alcohol for that matter. So to anyone reading this who has been kind enough to offer me a drink over the years, I hope you will appreciate that I wasn't being rude or ungrateful.

At 0030 hours on the 22nd January 2012, I was refused entry to the Gala casino in Nottingham for being too drunk.

I got knocked back from a casino in Leeds as I was too pissed and couldn't fill the form in to get in, japes, went into the one across the road instead, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[cambridgealex]

Sean, I hope last night wasn't the start of a relapse.

[zerofive]

As it's likely that I'll be too drunk to play it, is anybody interested in a £560 deepstack seat in February? I'll even knock a tenner off. Also posting this on Facebook, first come first serve. Likely to be a monthly occurrence so get ready to save yourself a brown note and help a friend innit.

[cambridgealex]

Ill take it

[skolsuper]

Ill take it

Yeah we'll take it.

[cambridgealex]

Ill take it

Yeah we'll take it.

im keeping the £10 though soz

[zerofive]

Yeah, sold. I'll let you squabble between you.

[SuuPRlim]

you boys win a trillion pounds a month at poker and here you are squabbling over a tennor!

[DMorgan]

TENNOR ITT

[SuuPRlim]

very good Dan

[PeeJay]

I thought you played well at football again yesterday mate

[zerofive]

Today I received an item through the post which I was not expecting.

Here's a list of additional weird things:

It's from Hong Kong.
There is no return address.
It is valued at $10 however to my knowledge have paid no money to anybody in Hong Kong (directly.)
It's enlisted under "Electronics" when it is, in fact, a bracelet.
The bracelet is simply 8 large squares of faux amber, each one containing a fossilised insect.

If nobody hears from me for a week or so, then it's probably cursed and I'm probably dead. It was nice knowing you.

[titaniumbean]

 

[david3103]

Today I received an item through the post which I was not expecting.

Here's a list of additional weird things:

It's from Hong Kong.
There is no return address.
It is valued at $10 however to my knowledge have paid no money to anybody in Hong Kong (directly.)
It's enlisted under "Electronics" when it is, in fact, a bracelet.
The bracelet is simply 8 large squares of faux amber, each one containing a fossilised insect.

If nobody hears from me for a week or so, then it's probably cursed and I'm probably dead. It was nice knowing you.

hacked ebay account?

or the enticement into the start of a pyramid scheme

[zerofive]

Been getting the lot this month, albeit very quietly. It appears the whole year is going full cycle; as we were doing it in December as per 2010, and now we're getting the lot in January as per 2011. Assuming I don't do the lot in the next 92 hours, I'll have a pretty fun graph for my reader(s).

I've had a lot going on this month and really been putting in the volume, so you'll have to pardon the lack of updates. I've played a lot of fun hands this month, and in the style of Suuuuuprlim's latest blog entries which I found very entertaining: I'll put up my top 3 or 4 in a few days time.

Going to use up my Super50 seat that I accidentally won at the end of November in tomorrow's event. Starts at 5pm. Don't see any reason why I shouldn't take it down...