Degenerate Diaries: The Chronicles Pt. 2

[tight4better]

Hand 2 was fucking ridiculous to watch

[cambridgealex]

"... He asks for a count. I tell him it's another £40 and even tell him that he can't fold any two cards for that price..."

So you told him he can't fold any two cards?! Why would you say this?! He would've folded 99 had you kept quiet!

[MelissaChloe]

"... He asks for a count. I tell him it's another £40 and even tell him that he can't fold any two cards for that price..."

So you told him he can't fold any two cards?! Why would you say this?! He would've folded 99 had you kept quiet!

Yes he did.

Whale: 'How much is it?'

Sean: '£87 total, £37 more to call. You actually can't fold'

Whale: *Tanks*

All Other Players:  

If Sean hadn't had said it, the guy might actually have folded. In fact, I'm pretty sure he would have

[kinboshi]

[MelissaChloe]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle 

[CHIPPYMAN]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle 

By far the best woman/girl/tomboy/lesbian player at Dtd .

[cambridgealex]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle 

By far the best woman/girl/tomboy/lesbian player at Dtd .

ISIT

[MelissaChloe]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle 

By far the best woman/girl/tomboy/lesbian player at Dtd .

How rude Frankie. I'm neither of the last two 

[CHIPPYMAN]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle 

By far the best woman/girl/tomboy/lesbian player at Dtd .

How rude Matt. I'm defo not a woman/girl . I am alway a lesbian !:-)

I knew it

[MelissaChloe]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle  

By far the best woman/girl/tomboy/lesbian player at Dtd .

How rude Matt. I'm defo not a woman/girl . I am alway a lesbian !:-)

I knew it

Sigh... such a child 

[CHIPPYMAN]

lol at how you named that smiley 'melissa'

but seriously, I don't fold my arms anymore!! Unless I'm all in and don't have any chips to shuffle  

By far the best woman/girl/tomboy/lesbian player at Dtd .

How rude Matt. I'm defo not a woman/girl . I am alway a lesbian !:-)

I knew it

Looooooool

[zerofive]

Coming back for day 2 of the £100 deepstack at Dusk today with a 60bb stack ready to crush the softest field of all time for £12k. Wait, no I'm not: Matt "if I only folded premiums" Harris managed to AK > QQ me for loads.

After that I sat down on the deepest £1/2 of all time and went on a massive heater, and all of a sudden didn't mind getting KO'd from the deepstack, apart from losing the last longer of course. Wait, no that didn't happen either, everyone was sat with a bowl in bowlsville, and some whale made a giant spite call versus me and got there immediately.

My predictions for today:

- Maris will ship the deepstack, then lose £120 in a standard cooler in a cash game and try to convince everyone that he's broke

- Nik Flanagan will double up within four hands of sitting down where he either AA > XX or flops a flush draw and turns a flush for the lot.

- A £1/2 or higher will not happen.

- I'll be in bed by 2am again.

I'll keep you updated. Peace.

[kinboshi]

Love the optimism, positivity and lack of sarcasm in that post

[zerofive]

Love the optimism, positivity and lack of sarcasm in that post

I think there's a great deal of optimism! I said that Matt Haris was about to ship another deepstack!

[kinboshi]

Love the optimism, positivity and lack of sarcasm in that post

I think there's a great deal of optimism! I said that Matt Haris was about to ship another deepstack!

It would have been even more optimistic if you'd said he was going to ship it without any whinging.