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61  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 12, 2018, 10:24:59 AM
SO HERE WE ARE ITS 9.36AM FRIDAY THE 12/10/18....GETTING MORE LIKE A BIG BROTHER TIME LINE ANNOUNCEMENT ...THE BIG GUKPT EVENT IS ON AT ONE PM AND I WAS LUCKY TO WIN A SAT TICKET TO IT I THEN PLAYED OTHER SATS BUT GOT BITCH SLAPPED OUT OF THEM ALL
until that is two days ago its a sat with 5 seats for the big one gt and all the hungry and greedy are there it cost 150 plus 15 juice to enter,i mentioned to she of the polka dot wardrobe top that it seems like the club is taking juice twice as there are charging 15 for the comp to win tickets that have 110 juice in them ....she wasnt having it and recited history that all clubs do it and its correct ect...so i get busted out of the comp and have to re buy not the way i envisaged the master plan working mmmmmm then we are into the no reentrey stage and im busted out  rrrrrrr grind teath and head for door pass kebab girl who cheekly chirps up ...o tom are you off ...she likes me realy as do i her.
so out into the club and theres a roulette wheel with 7 and 18 being the last spin numbers ,now i dont belive in playing this folly but any port in a storm i put 5 on 7/11 and 5 on 28/29  it comes in 29 making 90 with bet i lay the lot out with 50 on 29 plus splits of 5 and 10 on 7/11 with 5 on 7 ....it comes 8 i repeat bet ,10 i repeat bet ,32 i repeat bet, 10 i repeat bet .....im chuckling with the girl spinning the wheel as its quiet somthing to be able to hit 5 numbers in a row ,also theres a business man doing 125 a spin darting between two tables and he can see that im getting a lot of action for my initial 10 bet .....you know whats coming dont you .....wheel spins ball goese round and round and plops into 29 ...i treat my self and the club to a gutteral yeeaaah ,will have to practise this as it just made me look like a football thug but all the peaple within a 5 table radius got the message ,now what to do next i take the bet down the girl spins the wheel pit boss and girl are poised if i throw some of my 2160 winnings at them and bark instructions as to this that and neighbours ,i see mr business man is watching also .....i pick up my winnings and walk into the cardroom as the wheel spins on ,i can see later if it repeated for now im a winner .....kebeb girl sees me putting my winnings into a chip tray and i give her a blow by blow account of what i did and this spin number then that spin number....shes happy for me as she used to be a poker player herself,also asks me if i want any cash game i decline then take my tray of winnings and sit in the compertition seat i had left 20 mins ago kebab girl calls non players away from the table but she knows im going to have the crack first ....the players at the table can see tha cash chips ,who busted me out i say i did replies the guy thats reking in a pot he has just won    thank you i say 10 at roulette into over 2k ,any time he says .....it made me sound a bit crass but i just wanted to share my inner yipppeeee yaahhhaaaa with fellow players variouse night all night toms and im of cash up two 1k wraps and change happy tom walking pass bar i see polka dot girl and blonde manager chatting in bar i pass a few words which they humour then goodnight and home,next morning wake big smile and day of rest friday in prep for today.

SO THERE WE HAVE IT ALL THE GRINDING AND HEART ACHE OF PLAYING A SATALITE TO TRY AND WIN SOME CREDIT FOR MY POKER SEATS IN THE FUTURE NO LUCK THEN I FALL INTO A HOLE WITH 2160 UPTO MY ARM PITS ....IM I TO TAKE THIS AS DIVINE INTERVENTION THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE THIS TIME THE PLANETS ARE ALLINED AND ALL IS WELL IN THE UNIVERSE AND ITS TOMS TURN TO PLAY MR BIG BOLLOCKS ..no not a bit of it if i go deep in the gukpt it will be because i do all the hard work and dont get unlucky the party poppers and high fives can follow on later.
GOT TO SEE IF ANY ONE HAS A SPARE TICKET TO SELL AT A KNOCKED DOWN PRICE MMMM NICE. 
62  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Not sure how to title this, job request of sorts on: October 08, 2018, 01:26:07 PM
hi,phone canvassing from home if interested contact me ,good luck tom
63  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 08, 2018, 10:59:03 AM
O HAPPY DAYS whent to luton g last night sunday for the 200 plus 25 event ...what are they doing with all these 25s not laying on a free buffett thats for sure ...how about you have a happy table luton g where you pick one table and all the players can have a free drink or meal of the bar menu up to 6 pounds...just saying like ...whodnt want you to lose out to down the road....
any way got there and found alla she of the poka dot wardrobe the wet fetish dream team of one that that i had a ticket from a lps that i had forgotten ....mmmm nice .....the ticket that is......
had to have a rebuy....not so bloody nice ...matters not that i had the other players strangled and they river the out that they have to hit ....when you fall of a mountain wheather its at 1oo metres or 1000 metres you are still jam sandwich.....eerrrr not nice still rebought and got thru to secound day......sort of nice ....    mmmm nice ....but with a  eeerrrr ...still got thru price so far 23400 probley double that when the fish finish swarming up river tomorrow monday    say price pool 40/45k  first say 12/14k   or as i call it toms new land rover discovery with raised wheels that some one else has done all the work on....gree in colour i think....
resting tonite london pride in a pub i know is 2.50ish a pint on mondays ....mmmmmgnice.....
then play tuesday win try to look wise as as soon as you win one of these events people think you are a superiere being and hang on to your every word a bit longer as if mineing for gold nuggetts that they can adhere to......shouldnt take them more than two days to relise this seam has washed out decades ago....then wed for a sata lite    then the big one thurs .....probly split the money when we are 5 handed with me having the larger share as i will be chip leader .....mmmmm nice .
had a naughty thought while in one of the breaks so i asked one of the male staff in the card room to put out a call in the card room as my car was blocked in by another car parking too close and i cant get in to my drivers side ...but luckley i know the name of the owner of the other car as it is mr will that talks a lot ....he was compliant and would have probley got on the tanoy to ask mr .......to please report to card room or to move his car , but the polka dot rockviller heard and blocked that one ......later when we where putting our chips in the bags i saw her with the bags and pens and enquired if the bag lady was here yet.....she flashed me a special look and adjusted her glasses she wasnt wearing ......bring back dina .....soon
mmmmmmm
64  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 06, 2018, 02:56:05 PM
played the five ticket for the big one event last night at luton g ....a hand that i have never seen before happened....blinds 800/1600 i limp with 88 kevin in seat two on my left makes it 3200ish next player makes it 7500ish next player all in 20000ish big blind all in 50000ish up to me wtf         pair of eights cant be winning       i think about calling alla kamikazie style    but just cant do it i pass    kevin the original raiser all in with aces the other three hands are kings queens and jacks      so we have players taking photos and i belive its on the luton g twitter page     the flop 8 rag rag turn rag giving pair jacks a straight last card 8 quads for me had i gone kamikaze mode      pair jacks with a straight wins as douse aces the rest........is this the poker pixies and fairies telling me to not get cocky just because i got a ticket for the big one i still have to do the hard work and ball breaking.....
satalite with 10 seats gt tonite ........what could possible go right.
65  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 05, 2018, 11:38:39 AM
hi glavana just to confirm that some ramblings on a lap top do not constitute a legal contract to supply goods at a guaranteed price or no price as in free......so lush on my old son .....but dig in your own pocket first also i have to protect my self from  the semblances that it appears like we are a couple of old lags looking to swop spit in the showers ,you would have the tap end at bath time of cource...

JUST FINISHED POSTING ON THE   BARRED FROM CASINO PAGE    AND THERES A STORY I FEEL LIKE SHARING WITH ANY THAT WANT TO READ IT ..

As a young man say 20 years of age i was walking down from my local town centre in st albans probley in a happy mood as it was my habit to have 6 to 8 pints of bear then head for the chinese take away then home...as i passed some shops on my left i see a wine shop that some one has thrown a heavy object thru creating a perfect hole the size of a dinner plate with the surrounding glass broken into wedges with sharp edges on seeing this i also see that within easy reaching distance of the hole all the bottles of wine that had been stacked on display had gone leaving the hard to reach ones just needing a bit more determination to reach......my first reaction having taken in this information in my happy mood was to reach in and help my self to some freebies ....happy days what a bonus,forget the fact that i dont drink wine and will just give it away to look big...then a voice in my head....yes i do hear voices...said hang on a minute that glass looks dangerious i looked up and the piece above where i would have to reach in was fluttering in the breeze and was about 2 metres square in area only a triangler shape hovering above the whole where my first thought was to shove my arm thru and grab a freebie which would disturb the shire of glass to plummet down onto my arm , not to my liking i now decide stuff the wine thats bloody dangerious and maybe i should find some thing to knock the glass down to prevent the next person losing a limb ,not being able to see anything i decide to jog on as the saying goes ,all of this has tacken say 4 miniutes then my spider man instincts cut in and for no reason i turn and look across the road to a door way where i see two police officers watching me .....i wont go into the rights or wrongs of the police using a entrapment which could cripple or kill some one ...i look at them them at me then i turn and walk on.

the point i am trying to make is that any one can see a quick grab oppertunity for percived gain and its only if our inner voices have a balancing meckanism that rationalises and comes up with the thought thru cource of action that ones own moral code of right or wrong signs of on at that moment....
had a thumping great lump of glass not been in danger of cutting my arm off would i have nicked the wine and got nicked or would i have said no to my primal instinct on moral grounds.....
i dont know but al least even in a intoxicated state my self presavation instints /moral code allowed me to body swerve that one.....with spider man instincts like that how can i not win the gukpt big one....
five tickets tonite i wonder who will get the other four....
66  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Barred from Grosvenor Casinos on: October 05, 2018, 10:55:48 AM
So im coming down on the side of let the barred player back in after a suitable time has passed say 3 to 6 months he will have to put up with the good wishes of supporters asking how could he be so stupid plus the actions of players in a comp sitting beside him wanting plastic trays over there chips during the breaks to keep them from safe , and if the person is vain its going to pain him to have to wear this sack cloth , but to not allow the person to come back to the life that is there very being is too cruel and can only end in a sad way.
I think it was john lennon that sang ..all we are saying is give peace a chance..what is a world where humans dont give another human a chance,over and out .
any thing further i have to say will be on my diary and on the drawings i display at luton g.  best wishes to all .
67  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Barred from Grosvenor Casinos on: October 04, 2018, 12:43:54 PM
I asked at luton g and there is a set email procedure for persons that are barred/suspended to send a email asking to be reinstated or for a meeting where they can put the reasons that they should have the decision reversed. I am thinking  time will have to pass before any reversal can have a chance .
68  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 04, 2018, 12:27:01 PM
Wow who is this glevana guy no sooner has he twerped his inclination that he would like me to get a ticket for the big one and it comes true at luton g last night ,i managed to creep under the wire and grab a willy wonka gold bar wrap....nice ....i shall have to reward glavana with a suitable reward when i next see him not the weinstein holywood reward for struggling actresses thou as i would have concern for poor old glavanas knees on the hard floor ....im thinking more along the lines of a glass of his favourite blood transfusion cordial.......o and if he could use his super powers to wish me luck with the ladies...or just one of them...and to win the big one all the better.
so this saturday i can pratt about in the 10 seat gt event as the pressure is of and we are looking for a reserve ticket /credit   ...nice...mmmmmmm

SO CUT TO THE SCENE ON ..RED OCTOBER..AND SEAN CONNERY IS GIVING THE SPEECH TO THE CREW ABOUT HOW ONCE AGAIN WE LIKE OUR FATHERS BEFORE US AND THERE FATHERS BEFORE THEM ARE ENGAGED IN PLAYING THE GREAT GAME WITH THERE OLD ADVERSITY  .....then back to me a candle in the wind of ready to set the barn ablaze or flutter out at the first butterfly wing beat from brazil who knows which will happen.....BUTTERFLYS A ENDANGERED SPECISE MY LEFT BOLLOCK IM HERE TO BURN THE BARN DOWN AND HAVE TOASTIE BUTTERFLY WINGS ON TOST ,brown healthy bread of cource.

cut to scene of load of gospel singers in full regalla singing o happy days as i win the gukpt .....mmmmmmm did i just see that foxy young one at the back flash me a special smile .....
and back in the room....

69  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 02, 2018, 11:20:56 AM
SO HERE WE GO LINING UP FOR THE BIG WEEK AT LUTON G TRYING DESPERATLEY TO WIN A 1000 TICKET NO LUCK SO FAR STILL THERE IS A 10 TICKET GT EVENT COMING UP THAT SHOULD BE THE KING OF ALL SHOVE FESTS ...MUST SAY LIKE A OLD DRUGGIE IM GETTING A TASTE FOR THE VIC DEEP STACK A BETTER CLASS OF POKER MISFITS SPEWING OF THERE CHIPS THAN WHAT YOU GET IN THE SHIRES

HEY HOW WHAT WAS IT EINSTEIN SAID ABOUT THE PROOF OF MADNESS SOME THING ABOUT DOING THE SAME OLD ACTIONS AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUT COME , OR WAS IT GET YOUR TITS OUT MISS MONROE , I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THEM ..
70  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Barred from Grosvenor Casinos on: October 02, 2018, 11:12:02 AM
STRAW POLL
There are loads of reasons to not let a offender back into premises where they have broken rules and there can be a equal amount of reasons to consider and decide to allow the person to re apply and be accepted ..
Is the person in question a asset to the poker community and could there being allowed back in (assuming they want it) act as a living advert to say ...yes he screwed up but we the poker community are not going to punish him totally disproportionately .

So how can players influence the casino to allow him in ,i do not know so as a member of the luton club i can ask the luton managers what is the appeals process that  the decision makers may be influenced by , but i am just one voice as a straw poll how many readers want him to have his casino member ship reconsidered ..

I will start by saying ...yes let him back into the casino...
71  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Barred from Grosvenor Casinos on: September 28, 2018, 02:37:08 PM
Would it not be in order to have a set format for the odd time that a member of a casino falls foul of the rules or even takes something that is not theres where by if the party out of pocket is prepared to put it down to a one of lapse of good conduct ,possible aided by too much alcohol sold to them by the casino and if a petition to reinstate the former casino member had other members calling for the reinstatement as they are prepared to give the member another chance....

how many members would sign to give a fellow player a chance.
i would

reinstate the luton one..
72  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: September 10, 2018, 10:12:22 PM
ooppps i forgot to mention glavana ,so a short while ago i was at luton g and who sits down beside me but the old rocker of poker, tats and all he with the face of a thousand orgies fresh out of his gimp mask on his trade mark glass of red wine we chat mostly about this one and that one of the old gang of retrobates with a special mention from glavana about the one that always used to flounce out of the poker room with a sigh when he got knocked out early , which was pretty often i knew who he meant as the old blondite he was on about had been in a few days earlier mentioning in passing that he hadnt sold his mustang yet to any one that was within ear shot ....obvious case of penile defisioncy being made up by high ticket purchase ... now at this time i had a free drink ticket that i had got of uncle fester for making a straight flush ...sick realy if it was a royal flush i might have got a bag of crisps as well but hey ho a freebie is a freebie..so liking old glavana i offered to buy him his next wine with it which he was happy to have ...you dont have to waste time with him asking if he would like another its a given ...
so next time hes at luton g and orders a pizza he can expect me to hover by his elbow looking for payback.....

GLAVANA WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR ,SEE IF YOU CAN SAY YES TO 4 OF THE ITEMS BELOW

1/DOING A SPEECH AT YOUR WEDDING.
2/RELYING ON HIM TO PICK UP A POSSE OF GIRLS AT A VEGAS POKER EVENT AND BRINGING THEM BACK TO YOUR HOTEL FOR A PARTY.
3/BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE WHAT CREAM TO PUT ON  WHICH EMBARRASSING RASH.
4/WHEN USING YOUR LAP TOP TRUSTING HIM TO NOT LOOK UP YOUR SEARCH HISTORY.
5/BEING ABLE TO NOT LAUGH WHEN HE STARTS EVERY FIFTH SENTENCE WITH THE WORD WELL.

IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TICK YES TO 4 OF THE 5 ITEMS ABOVE CLEARLY YOU HOLD HIM IN HIGH REGARD AND HAVE A DEEP AND LONG UNDERSTANDING OF HIS HUMANITY WITH ALL ITS HIGH STANDARDS AND LOFTY BEST WISHES FOR HIS FELLOW MAN AND CONSIDER YOURSELF  FLAVOURED THAT YOU HAVE HAD THE GOOD FOURTUNE TO HAVE BEEN IN HIS PRESENCE AND TO HAVE KNOWN HIM EVEN IF IN ONLY SOME SMALL WAY .................or of cource you might think hes a twat and you are setting him up for the mother of all slow rolls.

73  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: September 10, 2018, 10:02:31 AM
SO TOM THE NOTTING HAM HERE ....BOLLO....AS I LOOKED AROUND THE DTD POKER ROOM I WAS STRUCK BY HOW OLD AND BENT OVER THE MAJORIETY OF PLAYERS LOOK AND THERES THIS ONE OR THAT ONE WALKING WITH A STICK OR OTHER OLD FOGGIES APLIANCE HELP.........OF COURCE HAD I DONE WELL I WOULD HAVE WITH THE SAME EYES SEEN A THRIVING AREANA OF THRUST AND PAR OF EXELLANCE IN A MENTAL AJILLITY OF SUPREME HUMAN KIND CONVEYING THE MESSAGE    I AM.

AGAIN NOT HARDLY ANY OLD LUTON REGS THEN OUT OF THE BLUE THERE APPEARS BABY WIPE JOHNSON AND SITA AT MY TABLE ,WE GREAT EACH OTHER LIKE WERE THE ONLY GAYS IN THE VILLIAGE AND HE EVEN APPLAUDS MY LITTLE JOKE WITH THE DEALER ON HER NAME BEING FEDE AND I WON A HAND SO SHE ALWAYS DELIVERS ,IM OUT HES STILL IN THE DOOR BECKONS I ANSWER ITS CALL DOWN M1 DELAYS AT MILTON KEYES I TURN OF AND TRY TO FOLLOW BEDFORD SIGNS THEN ONTO LUTON ....FAIL.....30 MINS LATTER IM BACK ON M1, I TRULY BELIEVE I COULD GET LOST IN MY OWN BATH...INTO LUTON G 145 COMP WITH LAST LONGEST THE BUY INS HAVE JUST FINISHED .....IM OUT AND SMASH 20 ON ROULETE AS I PASS MAKE 20 PROFIT .....HOME ....GARAGE IN HARPENDEN ALWAYS GOOD FOR REDUCED FOODIE ITEMS IF YOU HIT IT AT THE RIGHT TIME .....ITS THE RIGHT TIME......HOME INTERNET BED
SO THAT WAS MY WEEK END AND IM ALL POKERED OUT ................HOW WAS YOURS.

IN THE POSTING OF THESE THOUGHTS I SEE HOW PEOPLE GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THE EGO TRIP OF OTHER PEOPLE READING THE CONTENT AND BEING IN THE WRITERS MIND IMPRESSED WITH THE CONTENT AND ORIGINALITY OR SHEER GENIUS AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY ARE TWEETING , FACEBOOKING , INSTAGRAMING ,WHATSAPP ,FACE TIME , AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY OR I AM LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP ......WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE WORLD WOULD PLAY OUT ALLA DR STRANGE LOVE WITH A DONALD TAKING THE PART OF PETER SELLERS....
REST ASSURED I SHALL NOT BE JUMPING ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAND WAGON MY MESSAGES WILL STILL BE A TORN PIECE OF PARCHMENT TIED TO A ARROW AND FIRED INTO THE AIR ....

AND NOW I SUPPOSE I HAD BETTER GO AND DO SOME WORK TO PAY FOR MY POKER SPLURGE WEEK END
74  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: September 09, 2018, 10:34:47 AM
SO SEVERAL BIGGISH COMPS BY MY STANDARDS IN LONDON AND LUTON AND NOW IM AT THE DTD 50K GT THRU TO DAY TWO WITH 528K  WHEN AVERAGE IS ABOUT 700K AND IM IN THE B AND B OF ASPIRING POKER WANNEABEAS 35 A NIGHT ITTTTSSSS HYLANDS ,   EVEN WITH THAT I MANAGED TO COCK IT UP NOT WANTING TO WASTE MONEY I THOUGHT I WOULD WAIT AND SEE IF I WAS THRU TO DAY TWO SO AT 8PM LAST NIGHT WHEN I HIT SOME BLINDING FORM AND GOT MY CHIPS UP TO 800K WHEN THE AVERAGE WAS 185K I PHONED THE B AND B TO BE TOLD THEY HAD 4 ROOMS STILL AVAILABLE SO I DIDNT BOOK .....COME 1.00AM WHEN THE POKER AT DTD FINISHED I PHONED THE B B AND GOT THE NIGHT PORTER MAN WHO SAYS NO WE ARE FULL...I SAID THATS STRANGE YOU HAD 4 EMPTY AT 8.00PM HE SAID ..VERY BUSY NO ROOMS...                SO WHAT TO DO IM IN NOTTINGHAM EXPERIANCE TELLS ME THAT ASKING AT THE MOTORWAY TYPE PLACES GETS THEM LICKING THERE LIPS WITH A YES WE HAVE A ROOM ITS 120 OR 140 ....THATS WITH BREAKFAST....F U AND SWIVEL....SO NOTHING FOR IT I DRIVE AROUND THE BACK OF THE B AND B THAT I USUALEY KIP AT AND GET A COUPLE OF COATS OUT OF THE BACK OF THE CAR RECLINE THE SEAT....I RECAL THE OLD DAYS WHEN RECLINEING THE SEAT WOULD BE BECAUSE YOU HAD GOT LUCKY WITH THE LADIES...AND SNUGGLE DOWN WITH A PIECE OF THE COAT OVER MY FACE AND EYES TO KEEP THE LONE LIGHT BULB THAT SHINES ON THE CAR PARK OUT OF MY VISION ,THE LAST THING I SEE AS I SLIP INTO A NOT UNCOMFORTABLE SLUMBER IS A STACK OF RECLAIMED BRICKS STACKED UP FOR RE USING AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR PARK AREA SOME BIG OLD SLABS OF YORK STONE THAT ARE ABOUT 4 INCHES THICK BY 4 FOOT LONG AND 2 FOOT WIDE AND LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN SALVAGED FROM THE RAILWAY PLATFORM OF A HARRY POTTER FILM.......SLEEP THE GREAT EQUALISER ....RICH MAN POOR MAN BEGGER MAN THIEF SLEEP IS ALL THERE BEST FRIEND....
CAME TO ITS APROACHING DAYLIGHT AND A GIRL IS TROTTING OF TO WORK IN THE STREET OUTSIDE I ADJUST MY LEGS AND GRAB ANOTHER 15 MINS OF OBLIVION  ,,,I GET THE COMPUTER OUT OF THE CAR AND TRY TO LOG ONTO THE B AND B WI FI  BUT NO LUCK SIGH BLONDE POKER WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE UP DATE, ISEEM TO REMEMBER A WW2 REPORTER THAT WAS FILMED MAKING VINYL DISC RECORDS OF THE EVENTS IN THE WAR AS HE FOUGHT ALONG SIDE THE TROOPS THE URGENCY OF THE UP TO DATE INFORMATION BEING TRANSCIBEBD FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO WONDER AND BE IN AWE OF .....GOD KNOWS WHAT HE WOULD MAKE OF MY COPY CAT BUTTON TYPING ....
A GUY COMES PASS THE CAR AND OPENS THE GATES I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL HIM WHY IM KIPPING IN MY CAR IN HIS CAR PARK ....HE SAYS THANKS AND TELLS ME THE OFFICE WILL BE OPEN 7.00AMISH I DRIVE DOWN TO THE CO OP SHOP ON THE CORNER NO BREAK FAST BAPS YET .....IM PLANNING IN MY MIND WELL I CAN PUT MY WASH GEAR IN A PLASTICK CARRIER BAG AND GO UP TO THE LARGE TESCOS IN BEESTON THERE IS BOUND TO BE A TOILETS AND I WILL JUST HAVE TO SPLASH AND SHAVE AS MUCH OF MY LITTLE AREA AS I CAN ......   ........BUT AS A PRECAUTION MY SPIDER SENCES KICK IN AND I RECALL THE NIGHT PORTER FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE SOUNDED AS IF I WOKE HIM UP AND I WAS A BOTHER AT 1.00AM IN THE MORNING ........I GO BACK UP TO THE B AND B ANY ROOMS I ENQUIRE YES THE OWNER REPLIES AND SAYS SHE HAD EMPTYS LAST NIGHT .....BOOKED IN INTO SHOWER INTO BREAKFAST  INTO ROOM BOLLOCK NACKED ONTO BLOG AND NOW YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS ME ......THE ROOM WITH ITS ONCE UPON A TIME EXPENSIVE AXMINSTER CARPET IN BLUE AND FLOWERS THE PLASTER CORNIECE CIRCA 1900 THAT GOES AROUND THE CEILING THEN STOPS AT THE PLASTER BOARD WALL THAT DIVIDES THE ROOM INTO TWO ROOMS  WITH MY ROOM HAVING HALF THE FIRE PLACE IN IT WHIELST THE OTHER HALF IS IN THE NEXT ROOM OR THERE CUPBOARD ALL VERY SIMALAR TO THE OLD STEP TOE AND SON EPISODE WHEN THE DAD AND SON HAVE A ROW AND BUILD A WALL RIGHT DOWN THE CENTRE OF THERE LIVING ROOM THEN HAVE THE TV IN THE MIDDLE AND ARE WATCHING I THINK THE 1966 WORLD CUP .....YES IT IS AMAZING HOW I HAVE TIME TO REPORT ALL THIS LUCKY,BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO IN A B AND B IN NOTTINGHAM AS I WAIT TO GO TO THE SECOUND HALF AT 2.00PM .........
THE IS A OLD ROCK HUDSON FILM IT HAD LARRY HAGMAN IN IT ALSO ,THE GUY THAT WHENT ON TO BE JR EWING IN THE OIL TYCOON THE NAME OF WHICH ESCAPES ME AT THIS TIME,...ANY WAY IN THE ROCK HUDSON FILM HES THE PRESIDENT OF THE U S A AND THRU A WHOLE LOAD OF COCK UPS 3 OR 4  AMERICAN BOMBERS WITH NUKES ARE ATTACKING RUSSIA STAYING BELOW THE RADAR AS THEY FLY OVER ALASKA ,IN ORDER TO TRY AND RECTIFY THE BALLS UP THE AMERICANS HAVE HAD THERE PILOTS BEING TALKED TO BY THERE WIVES THE PRESIDENT AND ALL OTHERS BUT CANT PERSWADE THEM TO ABORT THERE ATTACK MISSION AS THEY ARE ON A MISSION FOR THE U S A AND EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE MY WIFE AND CAN TELL ME WHAT OUR THREE YEAR OLD SAID TO ME AS LEFT FOR THE AIR FIELD 9 HOURS AGO IT MIGHT BE A COMMIE PLOT AND I HAVE TO DO MY DUTY AND LAUNCH MY NUKES WHEN IN PLACE.......SO THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT DECIDES TO TELL THE RUSSIANS THAT ITS NOT A ALL OUT STRIKE JUST A COCK UP AND HERE IS THE FLIGHT INFORMATION OF THE AMERICAN BOMBERS ,WHO NOW THEY ARE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF ATTACK WILL CHOOSE THERE OWN ROUTES FRON ABOUT 12 THAT ARE AVAILABLE.....THE RUSSIANS LAUNCH ALL AVAILABLE FIGHTERS AND SPOTTING TECNOLIGY .....THE AMERICAN NUKE BOMBERS THAT HAVE RADAR THAT CAN SEE THE RUSSIAN ACTIVITY KNOW THAT ALL BUT ONE OF THERE ROUTES ARE GOING TO BE BLOCKED WHEN THEY HAVE TO RISE TO CLEAR LAND FALL AND WILL SHOW ON RUSSIAN RADAR SO ALL BUT ONE OF THE USA BOMBERS RISE ABOVE RADAR LEVEL ARE DETECTED AND ALL THE RUSSIAN JETS ZERO IN ON TO THEM DESPITE ROCK HUDSON TELLING THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT ITS A DECOY AND TO KEEP SOME JETS BACK FOR THE REAL TARGET ......THE LONE USA BOMBER GETS TO TARGET AND LAUNCHES.......

LONG WINDED AND  A BIT HARD TO SEE WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH POKER, AT 2.00PM IM IN A JET WITH NUKES WHETHER IM A RADAR SACKRIFISE OR THE ONE THAT GETS THRU I DONT KNOW ONLY TIME AND EVENTS WILL TELL
ON M1 HOUR DELAY GETTING HERE TO NOTTINGHAM 3X £60 ENTRYS TO COMP ,OGGLING WAITRESSES EYE CANDY, TUNA MELT JACKET POTATO AT DTD VERY NICE AND GOOD VALUE ,LISTING TO OTHER PLAYERS BITCHING AT EACH OVER STANDARD AND UNIVERSAL

I MAY RE BLOG WITH GLOWING ACCOUNT OF TOM THE NOTTINGHAM POKER HERO   WHICH WILL RUN TO SAY 500 WORDS OR IF I DO SHIT IT WILL JUST SAY ...TOM THE NOTTING HAM.

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75  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: August 18, 2018, 11:00:53 PM
SO HERE I AM IN THE CHEAP B AND B PLAYED LIKE A TROOPER IN THE 250K GT DTD EVENT THERE WERE 18 LEVELS OF 25 MINS EACH WITH 2 15 MIN BREAKS......GRIND GRIND LOOK AROUND VERY FEW LUTON REGS ONE THAT I MENTIONED THE EVENT TO IN LUTON I SEE THERE AND SEE HIM RE ENTERING ......I HAD ONE REALY GREAT CHANCE I HAD 160K AND IVE LIMPED WITH A PAIR OF 5S three other players have also limped then a player makes it 5.5k to play five of us call then the big blind makes it 22k all in the next player makes it 55k and the next player thinks and codjotates then pass as do i the all in genius shows ace seven off and the all in caller has ace king the flop comes king eight five rainbow giving me a set of fives and mr think and codjotate a set of eights so we would have both been sucking each other off in the showers.....but ace seven genius has blown us out of the hand ....river a five to give me quads.and what would have been ovver 360k chips when the average was 80k  aaahhhhhh little componsation that genius is out ,not...

we are at level 17 and i have 145k i limp with ace jack off 12k to play seat 4 goes all in for 48k seat nine the big blind who has been chatting to all and sundrey says how much then calls him from her 200k stack not realising that i have limped she goes to turn her hand over ....the dealer tells her other players so she stops turning her hand over but not before i see a flash of what i think is ten jack .......i tell the seat nine player that i think i saw your hand and what ever happens i will tell her before she turns it over the dealer calls the floor and i tell the floor what i think to be the case that i have seen the ladys hand the floor man says its action up to me......now im of a mind to flat and if the flop comes AGAINST ME I CAN BAIL OUT AND THEN IT GETS CORRUPTED.....THE PLAYER BESIDE THE LADY SAYS TO HER HE DIDNT SEE HER HAND AND HE WAS LOOKING TO SEE IT AND IM TALKING RUBBISH I CANT HAVE SEEN THE HAND.........RED RAG BULL .......O SOD IT I SAY ALL IN FOR MY 145K ...NOW THE LADY IS IN A DILEMA .....WHO IS SHE TO BELIVE ME THAT HAS SAID I HAVE SEEN HER HAND OR CHUMMY SHE IS TALKING TO......      ......     SHE CALLM ME LEAVING HER SELF CHIP CRIPPLED IF SHE DOUSENT WIN ......YOU HAVE TEN JACK I TELL HER AND SHE DULY TURNS OVER THAT HAND TO MY ACE JACK AND THE ALL IN GUY FOR 48K HAS KING NINE SUITED .........FLOP COMES A TEN WITH A FLUSH DRAW FOR THE LADY TURN A JACK AND RIVER A BLANK IM OUT .....ITS ONLEY WHEN IM WALKING AWAY THAT IREALISE I SHOULD HAVE ENQUIRED OF THE FLOOR IF I FLAT CALL HER CALL OF MR 48K ALL IN WAS SHE HELD TO NON AGRESSIVE ACTION BUT BECAUSE OF HER CHATTY SELF OPINIONATED NEXT SEAT MATE SAYING I CANT HAVE HER CARDS I ACTED RASHLEY........

SO BACK TO CHEAPEST ROOM IN CHEAPEST B AND B IN BEESTON ,THATS RIGHT ITS HYLANDS WE HAVE ALL RUN UP AND DOWN THE STEPS AT THIS ROCKY GYM......MY ROOM IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE 1970S RARE AND INTERESTING VARIETIES OF ATHLETES FOOT AWAIT MY STEPPING OF THE SUPLIED TOWEL I AM USING BESIDE THE BED AND THE TV IS BALANCED ON A METAL ARM WITH A WOODEN TRAY ON IT THAT ANY 17 YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD TO TAKE HOME FROM HIS WOOD WORK CLASS FOR HIS MUM.......

4 TINS OF JOHN SMITHE,DECIDED TO GIVE STELLA A REST PLUS THEY ONLY HAD STELLA IN BOTTLES ON OFFER AT THE MINI MARKET SHOP DOWN THE ROAD PLUS 2 BAGS OF MULTI BAG MCOY CRISPS AND I FEEL A LITTLE RELAXED.........TOMORROW ITS 10.00OCLOCK AM FOR THE TURBO THEN 3.00PM FOR SOME WIN A ENTRY TO A MILLION GAME 150 PLUS 15 FOR 5 GT 5K SEATS OR SIMALAR....

17 LEVELS GRINDING AWAY LIKE A MOTHER AND SOME TWAT HASNT THE COP ON TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT WHEN THE LADY IS FACING A BIG DECISION BUT IS GIVING HER ADVICE TO SAY I CANT HAVE SEEN HER CARDS ,WHICH OF COURCE GIVES HER MORE REASON TO CALL ..........WONDERFUL.......

 
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