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61  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: February 01, 2019, 07:54:09 PM
A SIGN OF MADNESS IS TO PUT YOUR HAND IN A FOOD BLENDER AND TURN IT ON AND THEN BE SURPRISED WHEN YOUR HAND GETS MANGLED AND YOU FIND YOUR SELF FRETTING AS TO HOW YOU ARE GOING TO TURN THE BLENDER ON THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN , I MENTIONED THIS TO EINSTEIN AND HE AGREED .

so into the vic we go and its a no promotions at the front counter and into the lift i am about 30 mins early so all is well on planet tom no hassles or hurry i see raj fish and tell her about my strange dream of her getting married in a miss marple type church yard , she raises a eye brow at the white wedding dress bit but is rushed of her feet with work so on we part , and the game starts i am on the same table as tony a ice cream van man who could maybe beat das at limbo dancing from luton g area ,when we were chatting i said hope we are not on the same table but there you have it sods law. so we have ten hours of play with 20,000 chips and start at 25/50 nice.....two hours of play speeds by and nowt happens of note we are told that after the break we will be on the feature table so i text a few people to let them know in case they wish to watch.
and onto the feature table and im hitting some good stuff including a strait flush interestlingley i have a hand that is a pair of queens and after i look at them then go to nonchantley play the hand but as i look across the table i see the tv screen that is showing old goliath segments of film and my exact hand is on the film so for a nano secound i think whats happening are my queen spades and queen diamonds being filmed by the cameras and playing other there so i look again at the suits to make sure  , just karma genie messing with me i suppose...still the two hours on the feature table go well and they feed us and latter when i watch it at home i realise that every one else eats there food and marches on i seem to have the food bowl welded to my hand .
then another break and i have about 40k a goodley amount six more hours to play ....and the good times end ....you know how some people thelosiphise that there are infinate parrelell unaverses where every thing happens only a little bit diferent ...well i have slipped into the twilight zone to parellel world called lets bitch slap piss on and generaly cause as much poker pain to tom as we can world......3 hours of nothing .....my chips go down im on 10k when the average is 36k when this happens of cource you can make a stand with 9 7 of having paid 2k to see the flop and miss for the villian to put you all in ...you can go tell that to custer ....i wait and wait any thing any thing at all ....they bring ice creams around i have two  if this is all i get from this comp thats 560 pounds a ice lolly .....i actualey feel sick at the pansy arse way im having to throw all my blind hands away to a raise here or there from the other players and they for there part must think what a wimp .....im down to 3300 chips the blinds are 400 800 running 100 i look down at ace jack player limps i go all in player calls as will one of the blinds and the limper they all check it all the way i win with pair jacks and i have about 15k 30 mins of play left and a hand im actualey proud of happens ...im the small blind at 500 player makes it 2500gets called in three spots i look down at ace two hearts i callas well the big blind who has been my biggest chip thief flat calls as well ,had he raised i was going all in ....flop jack jack eight rainbow ...it checks all round next card a two i bet 5k chip thief calls all others pass last card a three i go all in , chip thief dwells but cant call my last bet as he has no pair or thinks i have the jack or eight he passes .....i have near 40k .....aaaaaahhhhh cleanex this way.......
the last few hands play out im thru to day two with 31,700 average about 75k less that hal average but to some one that has been locked in a cabinet with a gimp mask on or near 4 hours any light is a brilliant raiinbow....chips into bag and head for door willy the china man asks me how many i have i think he must have seen me with jack shit chips for so long he was seeing how i aired ,i told him ,he didnt ask anything else , as we go to leave a old lag that was on some of the early late night poker tv progrgames he used to wear glasses with straps on going over his head anything to stick out for the tv any way he sits down in a cash game i think and pushes his chair out so that every one trying to et passed has to squeeze pass his chair and thats like 100 players....i one o the first im thru and i have a silly smile ....im coming back for day two first price may be 100k im a hundred miles away from it ut im on the right road probley i will get nowt but having survived on vapour fumes for so long i have earnt the right to try my best ....and my best can be very trying.

tony the ice cream guy busted out i think he will try again friday ,baby face dave got thru i cant recal many luton g players ....
and outside into snow and sludge trains still on and home ...small hicup three pieces o chicken and chips from the kebab shop on the bridge at st albans ....and watched my self on live stream then sleep....

tomorrow is a new battle with new victors............
imaywinorimaylosebutitwillbethehardestwinorloseicanproduce.

ps guy on omaha say hi when you see me face to name and all that , same for any one that wants to fess up to reading this ...


62  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: February 01, 2019, 10:47:08 AM
ITS LIFE JIM BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.......OR HOW TO OBTAIN THE FEELING OF PROPPING A LIFT DOOR OPEN WITH YOUR BALLS

SO ITS THE MORNING OF THE BIG GAME IN LONDON VICTORIA CASINO , and so like the film  STALINGRAD where the sniper is doing his stuff and the political machinery is writing about his great success rate and bob hoskins........i wonder what his real name was before e changed it to hoskins.....says give it some human interest write about here is what he had for breakfast here is what he did in his rest time let the readers feel they are that man......
i pop into my friends coffee shop BAR EXPRESSO on the bridge in st albans and say hi maria to the waitress who is always working behind the counter on the left as you enter because its her name then i sit down look at the internet thru i cloud and yet again note that  the news page that comes up is full of mrs may said this , famous sports personality did that , telly tuby on ice bounced three times when fell , and of the never ending famous well known bank has set aside billions to settle miss sold claims .     give me a cat stuck up a tree any day.
looked at ebay for land rover discoverys ut decided no wait till yo have got to the decent prize money at the victoria before you muse what fragrence air freshener to hang from the dash board. and so to breakfast part two i had two brown toast with poached eggs and smocked salmon it was very nice true the salmon had some areas at the edges that had faded in the sunlight and air but a grizzly standing in a waterfall in canada would not have been bothered and nor was i ,i had tea with the meal as the lattes are too much of a clog you up agent...and out of the cafe to park the car in a little road that runs up to a school playing field that from 10.30am on wards you can park all day there is space for about ten cars in this little street as i pull in there is one other car waiting and i park up with ten minutes to go to 10.30am then a parking warden appears from a private car parking area at the back o some care home buildings ....he was hiding looking for some one to park early and leave there car and he can ticket it but i think he has to stand by the car for some minutes  which has to not include the allowed time of 10.30 he gets one car then approaches the other car two teenagers chat to him then drive of i move my car to the private car park he just came from and wait the last 5 mins on the dot i pull out and park as the teenagers that had just driven around the block  and 6 other cars all appear and park.....i say good morning to the warden as i head for the train ...get ticket for train and train pills in 3 mins latter and on to to the vic

TBC
63  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 30, 2019, 11:20:50 AM
WHAT KATIE DID NEXT........BY ENNA BYETOM

SO WHENT TO LUTON G LAST FRIDAY GOT FIRST CHOP FOR 1500 PROFIT NICE ,PETERBED TO HEAR A LOAD OF DEALERS HAD BEEN LAID OF AND LATTER HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE STAFF BEING VERALLY ABUSED WHEN SHE CLOSED A CASH TABLE DUE TO NO DEALERS EVEN THOU SHE HAD TOLD THE SICKOES BEFORE THE GAME STARTED THAT IT MAY ONLY BE FOR A SHORT TIME AS IN TWO HOURS OR SO ....ANY ONE THAT PLAYS CASH GAMES WITH MORE THAN A 9 POUNDS PER HOUR RAKE IS PISSING IN THE WIND AND THERE FORE A SICKO OR INTO WATER SPORTS..........WHAT IS IT WITH THESE CASINOS THEY DONT MAKE CARS OR FOOD OR HOLIDAYS ALL THEY DO IS GIVE A LOAD OF GAMBLERS A OPATUNITY TO LOSE AT HOUSE GAMES THAT ARE LOADED AGINST THEM AND THEY CANT HAVE ENOITH STAFF .......GOOD JOB THEY DONT FLY AIROPLANES THEY WOULD PROBLY DECIDE THEY DONT REALY NEED THE PILOT.

so armed with the 1500 i whent to london vic as advertised on my felt tip drawing with the silly face....i keep them in a folder and cop[ies can be obtained for a reasonale fee....played the satalite with twen seats gt it made 18.5 seats but none for me out 24 th boo hoo....saw one of the sta a lady dealer that had been helping oit at luton she said she had seen my picture on the luton g twitter page  aaahh at last litterey recognision.....
got te train to te vic tis time 17.70 pounds retrn whic wen you take the thiving london congestion charge into consideration isnt bad ,saw tree eastern europeans on the tube wo produced a white violin claranet and long moth orgin thing for a quick bskin session in the tube compartment then shook there paper cps at peaple my brain was already in poker mode so i fond my self working out ther pay rate as i moved early to te door for my exit ....so three men 2 to 3 mins playing 3 to 5 pounds collected of train into train going other way 5 mins onto train look about no transport police...as they are all too bsy spending my 14 pounds...and repeat buskin ....i make tat 5 per 12 mins or 30 pounds per hoir eqales ten pounds per hour each....
and on into the 200 game at the vic last tues 20k starting stack got thru to day two ...with a congestion charge...phoned them up to argue that the charge should not stand as the road works locking the area cased me to have to use the road to te vic car park and they arnt having it....11.5 pounds ut its a day latter now soits 14 ponds ...i had a flash of the smug face of boris johnson spending my 14 pounds in some swis london page three gathering....and im grinding away at the game like a thing that grinds like a mother ...raj fis is there so i ask where is the good looking poker dealer , her lips perse ,actualy you can see she is realy a bit tired but like a prisoner and a prison warden we have our stone throwing positions to maitain ...she said dina was in manchester ...and tere are 108 players a few from luton vicram ,the chinese guy that is always playing games on three phones at the same time ,mick the builder that cycles to luton  ,pls a couple of eastern europeans and me
ot to position 52 so in the money i ad tea and biscuits and tipped the waitress 50p pls the gy in the toilets that passed me a paper towel ...folded toilet paper ...got a pond , all bribes tothe karma fairy
ten with 450 locked up im all in for my 108k blinds are 4k 8k g to my let thinks for 30 secs then re shoves for is 250k ,not bad protection i think all others pass he has ace king i ave pair eights ...forth card ace im out ....i feel good in that i would have done te same as im as opposed to being called b ace ten or a pair of twos tat gets lucky and collect money ave a word with raj she is getting married i assme the dance arrangements are allready booked up so dont oer my services , i decide im too fatigued to play the satalite for a ticket tat is rnnin so head out into te london streets into waitrose to look at te reduced food items all still silly london prices ....and onto tbe station pass the bronce o a wiondow cleaner pass te girl beging at te enterance of te tube ...its going to be a cold one ....i actualy met cathey from the cathey go home story ,bt tats another story...onto tubeonto train into st albans....into car and home
NEXT IS LONDON VIC THURSDAY 1000 PLUS110 JUICE GAME ...i shall be grinding like a mother and depriving the robbing congestion chargers by taking te train.....
i i win i will treat my self to a land rover discovery and the luton g poker players to a party wit food and drinks...also a compter key oard wit all te letters working.
tbc...i ope
64  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 21, 2019, 03:55:00 PM
so got to the vic took 1 hour 35 mins from st albans the traffick at kilburn higjh street was awful , had time to watch a street person of about 60 years of age  trying to ponce coins of passers by he was sitting on a concrete low level wall by the petrol station beside the kilburn tube station fag in mouth green gap top under a dirty old pervs type mack as people whent by he uttered a few words regarding have you got any spare coins please none gave so his target to get into the pub or offlicence did noit improve , what i found of interest was as a lady with the full hijab face covering that boris the guy that always looks like he has congealed body fluids matting his golden locks had said looks like a post box the beggar didnt slow his asking for coins she got the same offer as all others , clearly the life on the streets makes the begger treat all as one.
and so on into the vic 107 players with 70 getting paid and im ....youb know it by now ....card dry and into super grind mode ....great made 70 for min cash still around 60 to 100 k then i notice the lifts in money and im trying to ladder other players doing wonderful moves tumble then the moment comes .....blinds 6k and 12k running 1k seat 9 makes it 24k seaat 1 goes all in for 110k i look down at my lasy 60k and my cards arer 78 suited i want to shove all in as the 24k raiser may not even call the other all in and the value is humongus but because inm a good ladderer i know one more out is wort a extra hundred to me so i pass the hand that would make two pair the original caller calls and loses to the all in one pair.....its not a banksky but it is the writing on the wall...more players go and im out for 425 a profit of 245 .....but had i called the all in with my all in i would have had close to 200k which would have carried me to at least 20 to 30 place  im out 45th .....
got te sheet for vics gukpt week with satalites for 1000 seat and im driving home .....woke up abba playing in my head ring ring a event i saw at the st albans arena  ....
65  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 20, 2019, 10:22:21 AM
so got in from the vic deep stack last night head hit pillow by 1.00pm ,180 pounds with lps , and im thru to day two at 2.00pm today so i shallk be on m1 at 12.00pm thru the tatty parts of london where the eragled flit fronm door to door pass the obligratley pile of carboard on the pavement then into maida vale and the posh bit.......
so whats wrong with that ......i only have 77.5 k when the average is 170k again im the poor relative and can expect to be bitch slapped from pillar to post until i win my first all in and then i can breathe and pass a few hands.....really getting pissed of with the no chips diet .......first is some 27k odd and secound is 18k odd .....ok lots of times i have gone into a final with a large stack only to get card less and wasted and it follows that the opposite can happen ....it only takes a grain of sand to stop the most powerful machine......just once i want to be the powerful machine.....

ok bitching over i shall do my best im of up town to pret coffee and pama ham french stick and bag of crisps ,wish me luck or that i trip over my shadow if i win i shall buy the luton g card room a round of drinks next time im there .....on a quiet night mind and after 2.00pm when the hoards have thinned.....
66  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 14, 2019, 11:52:46 PM
PLAN YOUR ACTION ACTION YOUR PLAN....
THE vic deep stack is a coming and im a going get a few quid in that and use it in the gukpt 1000 event ,maybe impress dina....not raj thou as she is impressed by a kit kat .....must remember to not blog after 4 pints of london pride......
whydidthehedgehogcrosstheroadtoseehisflatmate...
67  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 09, 2019, 11:42:44 PM
jst got in from luton g ....they had a special where in the cash games they give the highwst hand a 250 pound price i had hweard about this on tuesday night when donna was telling all the regulars so ptting up the minium of 30 pounds i set out to get my free money.....i will just say that again free money in a casino.......to start with there were only two tables so thats one of the 18 up for the price ...g man took a early lead with a king high flush which he then improved to a full house of 888 10 10 with just maybe 20 mins to go a player beside him almost made a bigger full house to clinch the pricez , g man to his credit took it in good form and we all play on ....again g man makes a full house to have it beaten by a bigger full house as one of the most popular players in luton ...nay hertfordshire......well his own mind anyway took the secound pricez ....to be fair he did b uy his table a round of drinks  and promptley ponced a couple of slices of pizza from his neighbour with g man having a pint of lager clearley realising that it may be the only thing hes getting from the free money pricez money ....the winner whent on to win the next price as well with maybe 5 tables of cash poker players trying for it.....so what a brilliant idea and promotion for the cash players , i shall certainley be bending donnas ear as to when is the next simalar event.......well done luton g.
defo pound shop sweats a coming your way.......
68  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 06, 2019, 12:07:53 PM
so my little chuckle burps im on plan for 2019 so far ....got a cheeky 1500 from luton g last friday....several old blondetes where there lucky allan ,slipping in late in the comp as he has no need to play all the hours to get his stack to a good size, ....gavin who seemed to have bought his auntie with him as there was a clear and present uncany likineness in hair styles between him and the lady to his right,the only way you could tellm them apart for sure was when she raised most all passed...phil the ex hospital worker turned poker stalker...o and the tall gangly fella with a fetish for jumpers /tops with blue circler ring stripes,can only assume that his nanny wore one at a vital moment of his manly developement...and the ship sails on ....due to a lack of dealers there are players waiting to get a seat in the first hour so the price pool probly could have been 2000 higher if they had enouth dealers ut hey im not there to tell them how to run a sucessful business that could grow and grow until it becomes the number one venue for poker in a 50 mile radius....but i do think some one should.

a amusing exit by me from the game was this old girl who must keep her local hair salon well busy with the londe hair colourings ,she seems to think some one is actualey interested in her knowledge of poker as she dishes it out liberaly wheather you are wanting or not....any way matey goes all in 50k i call with ace jack she goes all in for 130k so 80k more to me which will leave me 50k.......i hum and har then tell her kings dont always win yo know....then i call her matey has ace queen im ace jack she of the blonde rinse has kings ....ace on turn shes out and we stay in ....then the mini melt down....you do the maths lady ....not in a 1000 years will it occr to her to flat the 50k all in then when there is no ace on the first three cards of the flop bet her 80k at me and i have to fold and she loses the minium to the other ace.....no just how can he call ,he must have known i had a monster,yak atty yak yak ....

so its pound shop for treats for my feeders and on to luton g for 4.00pm and the 100 pound game with k gt ......to save time i will blog it know ...i get 4th for 855....not quiet ali predicting what round for the knock out but it will have to do...

in poker you hae to decide do yo want to be a winner a whiner or a winer....reminds me glaana was missing rom the afore mentioned blondete reunion maybe the loveble old 60s rellick will stumble in mumble some words od lifes wisdom and bumble on out at 4.00pm

69  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: January 01, 2019, 10:57:04 AM
hi and thank o vinnie for the new new password....i onl have to look at a computer and it malfntions ,cant be an thing im doing must be those people that keep phonein me up from microsoft after all the times i have had them remove malware from my computer and all....

so whats new whats good in the solar system known as planet tom ...well i got a 4th place in the victoria xmas hamper worth 4701 so its a bit like one of those computer games where the players shoots the golden whatever and gets loads more bullets so they can continue playing....nice.....for me.   what was particley pleasing for me was that one of the self opiniated toss pots from luton g had had verbals with me at the day one game when he had a stack of chips to gloat over and i had jack all chips then i bust out had to re enter and ended up back on his table for more verbals , then i stayed as he made all the same moves that got him the chips and lost them ......nice....so now for a new year of poker toda at 2.00pm there is a 20k gt 150 plus 20 to enter at the luton g ...20 juice seems a bit high but themn i expect they will have a buffett or at least offer to bu everey one in the card room a drink....uncle fester can have the credit as his own idea of generosety , and i can attest that glavana always finds the wine that little bit sweeter and the glass that little bit fuller and the waitress that little bit flirty when some one else is paying ....compansates for his play ability by truley looking at life thru rosay colloured glasses.....dont change glavana i need all the players i can find that make me look good especialy as the flounce is as rare as a picture of the queen picking her nose....and bang goses me obe.
SO PLAN OF ACTION
LOSE SOME WEIGHT AS OPPOSSED TO FINDING ALL THE WEIGHT THAT OTHER PEOPLE LOSE.
WIN ENOUTH MONEY IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF 2019 TO GET A LAND ROVER DISCOVERY .
PLAY COMPS WITH ENTRY IN THE 100 TO 300 RANGE
GET A NEW KEY BOARD FOR MY OLD STACK COMPUTER THA HAS ALL THE LETTERS WORKING ALL THE TIME.
so not too much of a up hill climb really so without frther ado im off to pret amonger for a skinn latte and nibles....nice.....price a bit high but im worth it....

whatsthefifferancebetween2018and2019noneouarestillreadingthisandwonderingwhoisthebiggerfoolmeforwriteingitoryouforreadingit.

GOOD LUCK IN 2019 YO ALL.....
70  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: December 09, 2018, 05:25:52 PM
HI ALL THANKS FOR THE NEW PASS WORD VINNIE , BLOODY FIRM I WORK FOR HAS BLOCKED ALL POKER AND GAMBLING LINKS ON MY COMPANY LAP TOP .....BOLLO .....WHAT A WASTE FOR THE POKER ALUMINATE ....
71  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 12, 2018, 10:24:59 AM
SO HERE WE ARE ITS 9.36AM FRIDAY THE 12/10/18....GETTING MORE LIKE A BIG BROTHER TIME LINE ANNOUNCEMENT ...THE BIG GUKPT EVENT IS ON AT ONE PM AND I WAS LUCKY TO WIN A SAT TICKET TO IT I THEN PLAYED OTHER SATS BUT GOT BITCH SLAPPED OUT OF THEM ALL
until that is two days ago its a sat with 5 seats for the big one gt and all the hungry and greedy are there it cost 150 plus 15 juice to enter,i mentioned to she of the polka dot wardrobe top that it seems like the club is taking juice twice as there are charging 15 for the comp to win tickets that have 110 juice in them ....she wasnt having it and recited history that all clubs do it and its correct ect...so i get busted out of the comp and have to re buy not the way i envisaged the master plan working mmmmmm then we are into the no reentrey stage and im busted out  rrrrrrr grind teath and head for door pass kebab girl who cheekly chirps up ...o tom are you off ...she likes me realy as do i her.
so out into the club and theres a roulette wheel with 7 and 18 being the last spin numbers ,now i dont belive in playing this folly but any port in a storm i put 5 on 7/11 and 5 on 28/29  it comes in 29 making 90 with bet i lay the lot out with 50 on 29 plus splits of 5 and 10 on 7/11 with 5 on 7 ....it comes 8 i repeat bet ,10 i repeat bet ,32 i repeat bet, 10 i repeat bet .....im chuckling with the girl spinning the wheel as its quiet somthing to be able to hit 5 numbers in a row ,also theres a business man doing 125 a spin darting between two tables and he can see that im getting a lot of action for my initial 10 bet .....you know whats coming dont you .....wheel spins ball goese round and round and plops into 29 ...i treat my self and the club to a gutteral yeeaaah ,will have to practise this as it just made me look like a football thug but all the peaple within a 5 table radius got the message ,now what to do next i take the bet down the girl spins the wheel pit boss and girl are poised if i throw some of my 2160 winnings at them and bark instructions as to this that and neighbours ,i see mr business man is watching also .....i pick up my winnings and walk into the cardroom as the wheel spins on ,i can see later if it repeated for now im a winner .....kebeb girl sees me putting my winnings into a chip tray and i give her a blow by blow account of what i did and this spin number then that spin number....shes happy for me as she used to be a poker player herself,also asks me if i want any cash game i decline then take my tray of winnings and sit in the compertition seat i had left 20 mins ago kebab girl calls non players away from the table but she knows im going to have the crack first ....the players at the table can see tha cash chips ,who busted me out i say i did replies the guy thats reking in a pot he has just won    thank you i say 10 at roulette into over 2k ,any time he says .....it made me sound a bit crass but i just wanted to share my inner yipppeeee yaahhhaaaa with fellow players variouse night all night toms and im of cash up two 1k wraps and change happy tom walking pass bar i see polka dot girl and blonde manager chatting in bar i pass a few words which they humour then goodnight and home,next morning wake big smile and day of rest friday in prep for today.

SO THERE WE HAVE IT ALL THE GRINDING AND HEART ACHE OF PLAYING A SATALITE TO TRY AND WIN SOME CREDIT FOR MY POKER SEATS IN THE FUTURE NO LUCK THEN I FALL INTO A HOLE WITH 2160 UPTO MY ARM PITS ....IM I TO TAKE THIS AS DIVINE INTERVENTION THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE THIS TIME THE PLANETS ARE ALLINED AND ALL IS WELL IN THE UNIVERSE AND ITS TOMS TURN TO PLAY MR BIG BOLLOCKS ..no not a bit of it if i go deep in the gukpt it will be because i do all the hard work and dont get unlucky the party poppers and high fives can follow on later.
GOT TO SEE IF ANY ONE HAS A SPARE TICKET TO SELL AT A KNOCKED DOWN PRICE MMMM NICE. 
72  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Not sure how to title this, job request of sorts on: October 08, 2018, 01:26:07 PM
hi,phone canvassing from home if interested contact me ,good luck tom
73  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 08, 2018, 10:59:03 AM
O HAPPY DAYS whent to luton g last night sunday for the 200 plus 25 event ...what are they doing with all these 25s not laying on a free buffett thats for sure ...how about you have a happy table luton g where you pick one table and all the players can have a free drink or meal of the bar menu up to 6 pounds...just saying like ...whodnt want you to lose out to down the road....
any way got there and found alla she of the poka dot wardrobe the wet fetish dream team of one that that i had a ticket from a lps that i had forgotten ....mmmm nice .....the ticket that is......
had to have a rebuy....not so bloody nice ...matters not that i had the other players strangled and they river the out that they have to hit ....when you fall of a mountain wheather its at 1oo metres or 1000 metres you are still jam sandwich.....eerrrr not nice still rebought and got thru to secound day......sort of nice ....    mmmm nice ....but with a  eeerrrr ...still got thru price so far 23400 probley double that when the fish finish swarming up river tomorrow monday    say price pool 40/45k  first say 12/14k   or as i call it toms new land rover discovery with raised wheels that some one else has done all the work on....gree in colour i think....
resting tonite london pride in a pub i know is 2.50ish a pint on mondays ....mmmmmgnice.....
then play tuesday win try to look wise as as soon as you win one of these events people think you are a superiere being and hang on to your every word a bit longer as if mineing for gold nuggetts that they can adhere to......shouldnt take them more than two days to relise this seam has washed out decades ago....then wed for a sata lite    then the big one thurs .....probly split the money when we are 5 handed with me having the larger share as i will be chip leader .....mmmmm nice .
had a naughty thought while in one of the breaks so i asked one of the male staff in the card room to put out a call in the card room as my car was blocked in by another car parking too close and i cant get in to my drivers side ...but luckley i know the name of the owner of the other car as it is mr will that talks a lot ....he was compliant and would have probley got on the tanoy to ask mr .......to please report to card room or to move his car , but the polka dot rockviller heard and blocked that one ......later when we where putting our chips in the bags i saw her with the bags and pens and enquired if the bag lady was here yet.....she flashed me a special look and adjusted her glasses she wasnt wearing ......bring back dina .....soon
mmmmmmm
74  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 06, 2018, 02:56:05 PM
played the five ticket for the big one event last night at luton g ....a hand that i have never seen before happened....blinds 800/1600 i limp with 88 kevin in seat two on my left makes it 3200ish next player makes it 7500ish next player all in 20000ish big blind all in 50000ish up to me wtf         pair of eights cant be winning       i think about calling alla kamikazie style    but just cant do it i pass    kevin the original raiser all in with aces the other three hands are kings queens and jacks      so we have players taking photos and i belive its on the luton g twitter page     the flop 8 rag rag turn rag giving pair jacks a straight last card 8 quads for me had i gone kamikaze mode      pair jacks with a straight wins as douse aces the rest........is this the poker pixies and fairies telling me to not get cocky just because i got a ticket for the big one i still have to do the hard work and ball breaking.....
satalite with 10 seats gt tonite ........what could possible go right.
75  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary on: October 05, 2018, 11:38:39 AM
hi glavana just to confirm that some ramblings on a lap top do not constitute a legal contract to supply goods at a guaranteed price or no price as in free......so lush on my old son .....but dig in your own pocket first also i have to protect my self from  the semblances that it appears like we are a couple of old lags looking to swop spit in the showers ,you would have the tap end at bath time of cource...

JUST FINISHED POSTING ON THE   BARRED FROM CASINO PAGE    AND THERES A STORY I FEEL LIKE SHARING WITH ANY THAT WANT TO READ IT ..

As a young man say 20 years of age i was walking down from my local town centre in st albans probley in a happy mood as it was my habit to have 6 to 8 pints of bear then head for the chinese take away then home...as i passed some shops on my left i see a wine shop that some one has thrown a heavy object thru creating a perfect hole the size of a dinner plate with the surrounding glass broken into wedges with sharp edges on seeing this i also see that within easy reaching distance of the hole all the bottles of wine that had been stacked on display had gone leaving the hard to reach ones just needing a bit more determination to reach......my first reaction having taken in this information in my happy mood was to reach in and help my self to some freebies ....happy days what a bonus,forget the fact that i dont drink wine and will just give it away to look big...then a voice in my head....yes i do hear voices...said hang on a minute that glass looks dangerious i looked up and the piece above where i would have to reach in was fluttering in the breeze and was about 2 metres square in area only a triangler shape hovering above the whole where my first thought was to shove my arm thru and grab a freebie which would disturb the shire of glass to plummet down onto my arm , not to my liking i now decide stuff the wine thats bloody dangerious and maybe i should find some thing to knock the glass down to prevent the next person losing a limb ,not being able to see anything i decide to jog on as the saying goes ,all of this has tacken say 4 miniutes then my spider man instincts cut in and for no reason i turn and look across the road to a door way where i see two police officers watching me .....i wont go into the rights or wrongs of the police using a entrapment which could cripple or kill some one ...i look at them them at me then i turn and walk on.

the point i am trying to make is that any one can see a quick grab oppertunity for percived gain and its only if our inner voices have a balancing meckanism that rationalises and comes up with the thought thru cource of action that ones own moral code of right or wrong signs of on at that moment....
had a thumping great lump of glass not been in danger of cutting my arm off would i have nicked the wine and got nicked or would i have said no to my primal instinct on moral grounds.....
i dont know but al least even in a intoxicated state my self presavation instints /moral code allowed me to body swerve that one.....with spider man instincts like that how can i not win the gukpt big one....
five tickets tonite i wonder who will get the other four....
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