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« Reply #22200 on: July 02, 2013, 05:48:13 PM » |
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Something made me laugh today. I was going to post it in Tikay's diary but the lack of confidence and self-doubt in that thread makes me feel uneasy. I think this is slowly becoming the superior diary actually.
I was talking to my mother-in-law on the phone today who is a very serious woman. She sounded annoyed and perplexed at what had just happened. But tbf she sounds annoyed and perplexed about most things.
She's currently staying in a hotel in Great Yarmouth and being a smoker thought she'd nip out the front for a quick ciggie. She's standing in front of the hotel and notices a coach which says "Sunshine Tours...For People In The Winter Of Their Lives" and on-board are loads of very old white-haired folk dressed top to toe in beige. Anyway, she's about to light up when the driver shouts out the window "Sorry love you ain't got time for that". Few minutes later the rep jumps off to hurry her onto the coach complaining everyone's waiting for her. ROFL she was devastated, made my day tho.
I stopped reading after the daft bit. Washers, cooker knobs, end caps, it's all here. Yeah, that bolded bit's nonsense. It's always been the superior diary. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #22201 on: July 02, 2013, 07:07:23 PM » |
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Something made me laugh today. I was going to post it in Tikay's diary but the lack of confidence and self-doubt in that thread makes me feel uneasy. I think this is slowly becoming the superior diary actually.
I was talking to my mother-in-law on the phone today who is a very serious woman. She sounded annoyed and perplexed at what had just happened. But tbf she sounds annoyed and perplexed about most things.
She's currently staying in a hotel in Great Yarmouth and being a smoker thought she'd nip out the front for a quick ciggie. She's standing in front of the hotel and notices a coach which says "Sunshine Tours...For People In The Winter Of Their Lives" and on-board are loads of very old white-haired folk dressed top to toe in beige. Anyway, she's about to light up when the driver shouts out the window "Sorry love you ain't got time for that". Few minutes later the rep jumps off to hurry her onto the coach complaining everyone's waiting for her. ROFL she was devastated, made my day tho.
Slowly becoming? Blooming cheek! I'm tempted to call you a bastard for the second time in a week. I'll forgive you though That's easily a Readers Digest 'Life's Like That' quality £250 story. I've discovered that I can get into the pictures as a senior citizen if I put my specs on and call everyone shunny. |
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« Reply #22202 on: July 03, 2013, 12:24:25 AM » |
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Geekiest thing I've ever seen... Loved it! |
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« Reply #22203 on: July 03, 2013, 08:59:39 AM » |
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« Reply #22204 on: July 03, 2013, 09:01:10 AM » |
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« Reply #22205 on: July 03, 2013, 09:04:52 AM » |
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Ooh, end caps.
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All details of the 2016 Vegas Staking Adventure can be found via this link - http://bit.ly/1pdQZDY (copyright Anthony James Kendall, 2016). |
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« Reply #22206 on: July 03, 2013, 09:08:13 AM » |
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #22207 on: July 03, 2013, 10:26:41 AM » |
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I've been so busy lately. I haven't had a day off, (not even a Sunday), for weeks. It's a good job I'm not religious.
I'm not complaining BTW, I love to be busy, but I haven't had a game of poker since the 11th of May and I'm starting to miss it.
Tony isn't helping with all his tourney reports.
I'm especially desperate to play one of those £100 Summer Deepstacks at DTD. They're like my equivalent of the $1500 in Vegas.
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« Reply #22208 on: July 03, 2013, 10:52:47 AM » |
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Does anyone know if it's possible to download a YouTube vid to watch off line please?
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« Reply #22209 on: July 03, 2013, 11:01:44 AM » |
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Does anyone know if it's possible to download a YouTube vid to watch off line please?
I use this Tom.Download and save to desktop then view at your leisure. http://www.youtubeconverter.co/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8kZ7NOO3130 |
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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« Reply #22210 on: July 03, 2013, 11:46:12 AM » |
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« Reply #22211 on: July 03, 2013, 01:04:28 PM » |
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If you want to download on your phone and then view later (maybe when you haven't got a signal or aren't on wi-fi) you can try: http://tubemate.net |
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« Reply #22212 on: July 03, 2013, 04:55:41 PM » |
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'Masking up'. A job invented by the Devil himself to bring frustration and torment into the lives of the incurably clumsy. I ripped everything where it shouldn't rip and stuck everything where it shouldn't stick. | Click to see full-size image. |
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« Reply #22213 on: July 03, 2013, 05:03:08 PM » |
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My Granddaughter said "Grandad, why are you paper macheing your car?"
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« Reply #22214 on: July 03, 2013, 05:05:37 PM » |
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My Granddaughter said "Grandad, why are you paper macheing your car?"
 She wasn't wrong, to be fair. |
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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