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« Reply #2415 on: September 04, 2016, 02:33:22 PM » |
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Junior football coaches and Dads. My youngest son was refereeing U12 this morning and all the kids could hear all morning was "GET RID!", "OPTIONS!", HAVE HIM!".
Just let the kids play.
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« Reply #2416 on: September 15, 2016, 11:26:40 PM » |
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When the landline telephone rings the odds of it being an actual person seem pretty slim these days. The odds of it being a person I want to speak to are zero.
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« Reply #2417 on: September 16, 2016, 01:41:48 AM » |
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When the landline telephone rings the odds of it being an actual person seem pretty slim these days. The odds of it being a person I want to speak to are zero.
The best result when answeing the landline nowadays, is that you've got a fax machine on the other end.
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« Reply #2418 on: September 16, 2016, 10:27:46 AM » |
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When the landline telephone rings the odds of it being an actual person seem pretty slim these days. The odds of it being a person I want to speak to are zero.
Ain't that the truth
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Quote from: action man im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #2419 on: September 22, 2016, 08:47:40 PM » |
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Poker site pop ups that say, 'Please log in to continue...' I don't want to log in, I just want to check something in the lobby tyvm.
Poker site pop ups that say, 'Are you sure you want to close this window?'
Yes actually, I'm fkin sure. That's why I pressed 'close'.
"OK, we'll just show you an advert for a comp that you don't want to play for 20 seconds............
....... and now you can have your computer back".
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #2420 on: September 27, 2016, 10:52:59 PM » |
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People who take their laptops to Starbucks.
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Best Bitter.
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« Reply #2421 on: September 27, 2016, 11:21:35 PM » |
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People who take their laptops to Starbucks.
Lol why?
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #2422 on: September 27, 2016, 11:55:27 PM » |
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People who take their laptops to Starbucks.
Lol why? They usually sit in the window seats as well. Of course they just had to bring their laptop with them whilst enjoying a skinny latte or whatever. No way could they have boiled the kettle and checked those emails from the comfort of their own home.
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Best Bitter.
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« Reply #2423 on: September 28, 2016, 12:02:55 AM » |
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People who take their laptops to Starbucks.
I do that. In fact, the only reason I ever find myself in a Starbucks / Costa is to use their internet if I'm in another city. Why go there by choice when the small coffee shops are nicer and cheaper?
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« Reply #2424 on: September 28, 2016, 12:09:24 AM » |
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People who take their laptops to Starbucks.
Lol why? They usually sit in the window seats as well. Of course they just had to bring their laptop with them whilst enjoying a skinny latte or whatever. No way could they have boiled the kettle and checked those emails from the comfort of their own home. It's the way they sit there for an hour plus with an empty cup of coffee that piss's me off.
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« Reply #2425 on: September 28, 2016, 12:09:57 AM » |
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People who take their laptops to Starbucks.
Lol why? They usually sit in the window seats as well. Of course they just had to bring their laptop with them whilst enjoying a skinny latte or whatever. No way could they have boiled the kettle and checked those emails from the comfort of their own home. Thats me, if I couldn't ponce internet from various locations including starbucks around the country I simply wouldn't get my job done.
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« Reply #2426 on: October 08, 2016, 08:21:20 PM » |
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Mrs Red reading posts and snippets of 'wisdom' to me from facebook while I'm playing poker.
Is it just me, or does everyone's Mrs do that?
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #2427 on: October 11, 2016, 06:53:53 PM » |
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Mrs Red reading posts and snippets of 'wisdom' to me from facebook while I'm playing poker.
Is it just me, or does everyone's Mrs do that?
Mrs Tache does this too, but it doesn't bug me.
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« Reply #2428 on: October 11, 2016, 06:56:15 PM » |
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People who drive really slowly on the motorway... and then speed up when I go to overtake them! I then have to spend 10 miles in the middle lane and people think I'm the nob! 🚚
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« Reply #2429 on: October 14, 2016, 04:46:47 PM » |
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What is this clown shit? Why is a juvenile in a clown mask scary?
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Tikay - "He has a proven track record in business, he is articulate, intelligent, & presents his cases well"
Claw75 - "Mantis is not only a blonde legend he's also very easy on the eye"
Outragous76 - "a really nice certainly intelligent guy"
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