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« Reply #2565 on: September 09, 2013, 08:20:58 PM »

I asked a question at the poker table the other day that stunned seven fellow degenerates into a contemplative silence.

Some context: It's 2am at Dusk Till Dawn and I'm sat in what was a pretty lively £1/2 game that's calmed down now everyone who was stuck has left and we're left with winners and nits. From a few tables away, where they're playing a 50/1 game, there comes a collaborative gasp at what I guess was someone sucking out, then a louder collaborative gasp coupled with one gentleman leaving his seat in a victorious leap with both hands in the air. A sarcastic mutter comes from across our table, "huh, someone just won twenty quid." This was followed by some half-hearted chuckles before the table segued back into a straight-faced plateau.

I asked, "when was the last time anybody here was so happy they jumped for joy?"

A combination of despair and realisation exuded from the eyes of everyone present, myself included.

So, Blonde, I ask you: when was the last time you jumped for joy, or were so happy you could have done if it were appropriate?

Dominos, two for Tuesday.

Amateur.

Dominos feedme50 code. Was valid for a week.

Also if you can get off your sedentary ass Mitch, you get 2-for-1 if you collect.
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« Reply #2566 on: September 10, 2013, 12:04:19 AM »

I'm assuming you're games just have a bit more class.
Secretly every single one of you is fist pumping, whooping and screaming "Get In" when you win a big one, you just don't want to act a James Blunt to your victims.
....Unless it's between friends, then you can rub down all you like.
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« Reply #2567 on: September 10, 2013, 04:33:51 PM »

Flopping trips in 4 handed props. YES
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« Reply #2568 on: September 10, 2013, 05:15:55 PM »

Favourite prop I've played in London is as follows....

Each participant chooses a specific card, for me this was/is always the 

If it flops, £25/man. If it comes on the turn, £50/man. On the river is £100/man.

You HAVE to call that your card has hit the felt for the protagonists to pay up, but this can be done at any point before the board cards hit the muck.

Slow-rolling is positively encouraged. Redraws are the worst.


Great to see you back and in such fine writing fettle Sean.  Kiss
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« Reply #2569 on: September 10, 2013, 08:22:08 PM »

April watching the grand national.
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« Reply #2570 on: September 11, 2013, 12:27:52 PM »

So here's my weekend at a glance.

Saturday got off to a late start due to a shortage of dealers at Dusk. We got ourselves three simultaneous 1/2 games at around 9.30, and a 2/5 started a little later. I was on the list, but the lineup was basically: stato, Alex, Tim Chung and his mate whose name I always forget, Skalie, and Kurt. Naturally I faded this game! The £1/2 was a lot of fun anyways, only had one key hand which goes as follows.

In the £4 straddle with . It's been raised to £12 on the button and both the blinds have called, so I peel. We're all playing roughly £500. Flop is , and the small blind donks for £20, big blind folds, I call and the raiser folds. Heads up to a turn. The small blind bets £30, I've made it £95 and he's called. I know my raise here is tiny, but his bets are so small it's pretty unlikely for him to have much of anything. He calls and I'm thinking of a card. The river is the . How did you know? He checks super quick. I give it six seconds and move all-in which is around £380. He tanks for a while and calls. Been a while since I shipped a four figure pot. Towards me, anyway. Wink

Sunday started off well enough. We had a nice £1/2 game, perhaps a bit nitty, but it had only just opened up. Before the game had time to breathe, six players moved to the £2/2 PLO game effectively killing the holdem game. I don't know whether a good reg is meant to stay fast with his sinking game, but I moved to the PLO as well. We agreed on a 4/5/6 game. No problem. Got it all-in on the turn with what I thought was a monster draw, but what actually turned out to be way the best of it, had villain drawing to five outs. Trying to recall the hands, it was roughly this: board was . I had Tx 9x 9x 8x and he had the 9x 6x 5x Xx, so while it looks like he has a straight flush draw, he actually only has three kings and two eights left. Unless I'm missing something dead obvious. Not that it matters too much, it's six card madness and I thought I was getting it in on a bit of a gamble if called anyway.

Got it allin again a little later, preflop in 6 cards, which is a bit of a joke. I made it £10, it's been raised to £30 near the button and the small blind has made it £100 playing another £100 behind. I have so I'm reasonably happy about the situation. Was hoping to have two hands that want to get all in pre in jail, but nope, managed to get scooped by a hand that looks something like Q J 9 6 4 2. Not only that, but the game immediately breaks after that hand as the £5/5 DC opens up. Nobody can sit still!

I move to the £1/1 while I wait for a seat on the rejuvenated £1/2, and win every hand I play totaling about £100 profit. Move to the £1/2 and get it all-in first hand with AQ on Q Q 9 5 for £400 each only to chop it up, then get all in with on three clubs later against someone who couldn't more obviously have a worse flush draw and the guy who's been getting it in joke bad all evening but decides this is the time he's going to flop top and bottom and fill up on the turn.

Monday I woke up feeling pretty drained. I think it's a combination of having a long, losing weekend and having hit the gym really hard this week. Regardless, I scraped myself off the mattress and got myself down to the gym. Normally I train legs on monday, but my central nervous system was feeling pretty fragile, so I decided to do a 20 minute circuit. How hard could that be, right? Those of you for whom fitness is part of your lifestyle will want to try this and see how you feel afterwards!

This would work better as a 30 seconds on/20 seconds off routine, but I didn't have a partner to time me so I just did a set amount of reps on/10 deep breaths off. Grab yourself a light barbell, I got myself a 12.5kg.

10 Weighted squats
15 Barbell bent-over rows with a pronated grip (palms face down)
10 T push-ups
10 Jump-up burpees
20 Lying toe touches

Now just do that four times. Smiley

Tuesday I slept all day! I only woke up for a quick grocery shop and to eat my body weight in carbohydrates while the 36-hour loading window is open. Cheesy
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« Reply #2571 on: September 11, 2013, 02:25:14 PM »

It should also be noted that Tuesday was date night.  Cheesy
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« Reply #2572 on: September 11, 2013, 05:11:58 PM »

Wednesday night is date night WITH ME Cheesy
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« Reply #2573 on: September 11, 2013, 05:53:12 PM »

 Thursday is with the cleaner in the men's toilet at Dtd !
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« Reply #2574 on: September 11, 2013, 10:53:04 PM »

thoughts on flop play with 87?
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« Reply #2575 on: September 12, 2013, 01:19:02 AM »

Wednesday night is date night WITH ME Cheesy

Haha, and, what a great date date night it was!
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« Reply #2576 on: September 14, 2013, 12:32:13 PM »

Content day, then. I promised kittens last week, so here you go.

Here's something awesome



Here's something cute



And here's something tasty

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Yeap, that's a pizza burger. I didn't know something could be this many incredible things at the same time either.

Right then, I've appealed to your visual side and probably made you go out and buy a week's worth of meat and cheese, it's only fair that I show you what we've been listening to this week Chez Belton.

There's an artists called Defunk, and he's put together an EP called "Old Shoes, New Grooves." He's basically taken some classic swing and soul tracks and infused them with his liquid electronic touch. The song in particular I just can't seem to turn off is "Everybody Wants To Be A Cat". Unfortunately this can't be found on Youtube, so there's a link to his Bandcamp where you'll be able to find the rest of his stuff and see if you love it as much as I do.

Hope you enjoyed this week's installment!
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« Reply #2577 on: September 14, 2013, 07:30:48 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGzjvzy65Nc
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« Reply #2578 on: September 14, 2013, 09:39:20 PM »


yeap its a remix of this one from the Aristocats
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« Reply #2579 on: September 14, 2013, 11:37:07 PM »

 Shocked awesome
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