Agnes' Daily Report of the dayProfit of the Month £58.23. Not big enough. You must do better
Outstanding Bets £2608.20. Not enough. Get on with it
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aia1Hxq-NDNWdFk3UmlTSXMzTjRBTVNfOWRndVFsZHc&usp=drive_web#gid=27E: Hello its Esmerelda speaking. How may help you?
A: Hi, I am a twenty something Scottish Man called Agnes. I would like to know how we got on yesterday please?
E: No bets settled, so its the same as it was yesterday
A: That's crap. I would like a refund of my Morrisons shopping please
E: We are not Morrisons sir, but I would like to think our thread gives a Fresh Choice for you, sir
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E Agnes, are you still there?
A. Yes, just writing a letter to your chief Executive. If she doesn't answer by midday I am going to the Mirror
E. Probably cracked sir, life's not fair
A. So any progress on our bets yesterday?
E Yes sir. Lets start with the Test cricket.The game is very delicated poised, England 2.3 India 2.7 and two days to play
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A Should have won already, it is crap. I am writing to the ECB about it. Except they are English, so I will write it in blood.
E Pujara got out for 43, his third start of the series and a bit frustrating he has not gone on to a big score yet
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A Rubbish
E Shall we move onto the cycling sir?
A Free bike in it for me, without prejudice?
E No sir, but our rider Valverde lost a bit of ground yesterday but is still podiumvating
ITA 1 NIBALI, Vincenzo (ASTANA) 61:52:54
ESP 2 VALVERDE BELMONTE, Alejandro (MOVISTAR) + 4:37
FRA 3 BARDET, Romain (AG2R LA MONDIALE) + 4:50
FRA 4 PINOT, Thibaut (FDJ.fr) + 5:06
USA 5 VAN GARDEREN, Tejay (BMC RACING) + 5:49
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A Has he just looked at the Opinion polls for scottish Independence?
E F1, sir?
A Lewis Fucking Hamilton
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E Crashed sir, brake failure. Good news for the Rosberg bet, odds on to win today. Both Force India's in the top 10

A I am going to write to the Chief Executive of Force India, should have been higher
E Darts sir?
E James Wade, won his first round match 10-5. Won sir
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A 10-5? Should have won by more
E Speedway sir? After 7 rounds of the Speedway GP Championship our man Darcy Ward lies 3rd, 15 points behind Hancock and Woffinden with five meetings to go
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A Speedway? get on with it
E Baseball sir. The Orioles beat the A's 8-4 to even up their series. The Yankees won and the Royals lost
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A The Yankees won and the Royals lost. Useless
E Is there anything else I can help you with sir?
E Sir....
E.....goodbye sir.....