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Title: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 02, 2010, 11:58:16 AM
Hi all

Its sad that I am having to write this, but due to unforeseen circumstances I am having to find a new home for Cassie. She is a great dog, with a great tempermant for a loving owner. She is great with kids and any other dogs.

She has become a couch potato over the last few months and just loves being around her owner. Please if anyone is interested let me know on here/pm and any questions also fire away. Need to find someone rather quickly that I can trust to give her a good home as I don't want to give her to the greyhound trust or whatever...

Thanks

Edit

Hi All,

What started out as an exchange of a truly loved dog has evolved into more than what was originally intended.  Cassie has become a part of our family and will still be included as such in posts.  She's adored by us and many on blonde and that'll will never be ignored.   

But she's not the only member of my family and since the thread has grown to include 'the lot', it has been agreed the title of this thread should be changed too.  Hope you enjoy!

Laxie

xx




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: TheChipPrince on March 02, 2010, 12:23:56 PM
Must have been a difficult decision Rooks, all best finding her a good home.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 02, 2010, 01:09:57 PM
 
Thanks mate.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 02, 2010, 01:18:48 PM
I'd snap her up in a heart beat if you lived closer.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 02, 2010, 01:22:22 PM
I'd snap her up in a heart beat if you lived closer.  Sigh.

What does that matter, arrangements can be made!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: GreekStein on March 02, 2010, 01:30:04 PM
Rooks - sorry you have to let her go, she's a cracking dog but glad you've found a good home for her.

Laxie - congrats on your new dog. She's fab!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Micko on March 02, 2010, 01:53:00 PM
I'd snap her up in a heart beat if you lived closer.  Sigh.

What does that matter, arrangements can be made!

Yes exactly Greyhound Transporters travel every week to England/Ireland and it would't be a problem. I have a number of a N Irish Transporter if youse need it.

And good luck Rookie getting her re homed.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 02, 2010, 01:54:11 PM
We're working on it.  lol 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: kinboshi on March 02, 2010, 02:02:42 PM
Good luck all.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Delboy on March 05, 2010, 08:39:23 PM
Good luck all.

This


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 11, 2010, 04:20:17 PM
well home has been found and arrangements have been made.

rooks is in spain so muggings here has been left with the dirty job of dropping her off and saying the goodbyes, im gona have a tear in my eye when i drop her tomorrow.

her old trainer has arranged for her to be transported to ireland to be rehomed with laxie and she should be there sometime on saturday. the journey might be a bit daunting for her but it will be worth it in the end.

im sure she will have a fantastic new life in ireland with dawn and dawn is getting a fantastic dog.

when we started out with our greyhound adventure just under 3 years ago i never would have thought that within 3 years we would have one wonderful greyhound dead and another beautiful greyhound being rehomed. its a sad day :-(


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: thetank on March 11, 2010, 05:08:08 PM
Sad day, but she'll be happy in Ireland. She's a star is that Laxie.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on March 11, 2010, 05:53:06 PM
Sad day, but she'll be happy in Ireland. She's a star is that Laxie.

Tank's right, while it's sad she'll be happy (if a bit confused at first in the madhouse) and well taken care of. Respect to the ITB boys for making a tough decision & thinking of Cassie's best interests first & to Laxie, Tim & co for giving her a home.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 11, 2010, 09:22:18 PM
Was no easy task for the Lads to sort her transport, but really looking forward to her arrival now!  We've already got an Old English Sheepdog named Lily (she's 11), a cat named Rocky, a lizard and a turtle...plus 3 teen agers.   rotflmfao

Will be a lively spot for Cassie, but hopefully she'll enjoy it and us.  Promise to post plenty of pics once we get her settled.  Thanks for giving us the chance Lads!  xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: GreekStein on March 11, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
hats off to you laxie.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: ChipRich on March 11, 2010, 10:14:46 PM
hats off to you laxie.

All the best with this, im sure she'l be happy with you.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RioRodent on March 11, 2010, 11:02:04 PM
Keep an eye on her with the cat!!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 11, 2010, 11:30:42 PM
Not worried at all about Lily and Cassie.  Rumour has it Cassie's grown to be a bit of a lazy bones and that will suit Lily even better as she's getting old.  In fact, Lily is the last of her family still alive.  She still loves to run and play now and then, so they'll have great fun together in the fields/beaches near us.  But they'll also have plenty of laying about time if that's what they want.

Rocky (the cat) is a whole other ball game.  He's a moody little fecker, but he and Lily have an understanding.  Rocky is the only cat Lily allows in the yard.  She even lets Rocky sleep on her back now and then.  I reckon Rocky's only moody because Lily's allowed in the house and he's not.  Rocky will probably lose the plot at first when he looks in the window to see TWO dogs sitting by the fire.  Don't know what to expect from Cassie, but hopefully they'll get used to each other and can eventually share the same space outside.  That said, we've a 6' tall picket fence in the back yard.  Rocky can get through it at speed.  The dogs can't get through it at all.  lol 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 12, 2010, 12:13:05 PM
leg one of cassies journey done, i handed her over to the guys taking her across to ireland this morning and they set off with cassie at 2.30pm to liverpool to catch the 9pm ferry.

was strange taking cassie back to her old kennel, was the first time i have been there since rodney died. as we got closer cassie got restless and excited and when we pulled outside she was shaking like a leaf. i wasnt sure if she was shaking through excitement or was scared.

i gave her a big kiss, chatted some shit to her and gave her a big hug. walking to the kennels her tail was out so that was a good sign.
they placed her in a holding pen whilst i sorted some paperwork then i stroked her through the bars and left.

i hope she forgives me and realises why i done what i had to do this morning, and if i didnt live in a flat there isnt a chance i would have ever let her go.

 but once she settles at laxies she will be very happy i know that. we have done what is best for cassie, we have great memories of her on and off the track and she deserves the best in life.


look after my bestest little girl laxie xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 10:29:19 AM
Just got the call.  After a tense week-end of waiting while delivery guys got their act together, Cassie should be here within the hour.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Will report back once she's landed and we've had a wee bit of time to settle in.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on March 15, 2010, 10:44:34 AM
photos with her new friends please dawn


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 11:06:04 AM
photos with her new friends please dawn

I will of course!  Just ran around the house tidying up a bit.  Bowl of her fav food and water at the ready in the kitchen and had a wee chat with Lily.  So we're all set. 

Only catch now?  Ling was telling me she used to sing show tunes to Cassie when she was nervous.  What will I sing?  Keep in mind, I can't sing to save me life, but will give it a go...quietly.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: kinboshi on March 15, 2010, 11:11:39 AM
photos with her new friends please dawn

I will of course!  Just ran around the house tidying up a bit.  Bowl of her fav food and water at the ready in the kitchen and had a wee chat with Lily.  So we're all set. 

Only catch now?  Ling was telling me she used to sing show tunes to Cassie when she was nervous.  What will I sing?  Keep in mind, I can't sing to save me life, but will give it a go...quietly.   rotflmfao

Irish Rover ldo.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Karabiner on March 15, 2010, 11:55:48 AM
Keep an eye on her with the cat!!

Could not agree more, let's hope they get on..


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 11:59:06 AM
Have picked the song!!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LzmdovYoAI


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RioRodent on March 15, 2010, 01:30:40 PM
Keep an eye on her with the cat!!

Could not agree more, let's hope they get on..

Greyhounds love cats... but they struggle with a whole one in one sitting!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
She's here!!!!

Cassie checking the place out.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010132.jpg)

Didn't take her long to find the food and water.  Maybe 60 seconds...lol

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010127.jpg)

Lily had been put upstairs for a few minutes to give Cassie a chance on her own, but that didn't last long.


Who are you?!
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010131.jpg)


WFT?!
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010130.jpg)

Sigh.  Ok then.
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010129.jpg)






Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:10:37 PM
Then I took her out for a walk around the neighbourhood to let her stretch her legs.  No pictures of that as I had her on the lead and was on me own.

When we got back, I took the two girls (Lily & Cassie) out to introduce Cassie to Rocky - the cat.  That sure went well.  lol  Rocky isn't impressed, but he'll get over it.  Cassie took no notice at first, but she gained interest big time once she had the yard checked out.  We'll have to keep an eye on them for a bit at the start.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010134.jpg)


You ARE kidding, right?!
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010135.jpg)

Cassie isn't bothered....yet.  lol
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010136.jpg)





Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 15, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
she looks quite well, am glad the journey hasnt taken to much out of her .

tail out is a good sign shes happy, so am i x


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on March 15, 2010, 02:15:59 PM



i really like the 3rd photo look at the smile on his little face GL Laxie


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:25:09 PM
Lily and Cassie will spend most of their lazy time in front of the fire. 
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010133.jpg)

But Cassie hadn't gotten the memo yet and threw down on the hall floor for a bit.
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010137.jpg)

She's since figured it out though.
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010139.jpg)

And the pair of them are sharing the space by the fire without a bother
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010141.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 15, 2010, 02:25:20 PM



i really like the 3rd photo look at the smile on her little face GL Laxie

FYP


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 15, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
Lily and Cassie will spend most of their lazy time in front of the fire. 
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010133.jpg)

But Cassie hadn't gotten the memo yet and threw down on the hall floor for a bit.
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010137.jpg)

She's since figured it out though.
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010139.jpg)

And the pair of them are sharing the space by the fire without a bother
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010141.jpg)


She will love the fire lol.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on March 15, 2010, 02:29:29 PM
I love that you have a traffic cone in your back yard, you're a proper drinker

this thread is blonde at its best imo


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:36:03 PM
Apologies for the blurry photos.  Wanted to get pics, but wanted to make sure they settled in together as well, so I was a bit shaky with the camera.  lol  Will get some more once the kids come home from school.  They haven't stopped texting me all fecking day and can't wait to meet her!

I can't believe how easy it was to get the two girls acquainted.  Yeah they did the usual stand off and sniffing, but once the business end of things was over it was like they'd been expecting each other.  Lily always follows me everywhere I go when she's not sleeping and Cassie is doing the same.  What a wee (HUGE really! She towers over Lily when they're stood lol) pet!      

Will take plenty of pics and keep you updated on this thread as time goes by.  Cassie may have a new home, but her family has only been extended a bit.   xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:37:20 PM
I love that you have a traffic cone in your back yard, you're a proper drinker

this thread is blonde at its best imo

That was *cough* - 'relocated' one night.   ;whistle;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
PS  Lily snores.  Cassie doesn't.  Cassie isn't sure if Lily's sleeping or growling so she has a look up now and then to be sure.  lol


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: sovietsong on March 15, 2010, 02:51:02 PM
lovely photos, do you want a german shepherd!?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 02:53:11 PM
lovely photos, do you want a german shepherd!?

 rotflmfao  Buy me a bigger house and ya got a deal.  Otherwise I'm afraid we'll have to decline.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on March 15, 2010, 02:53:13 PM
PS  Lily snores.  Cassie doesn't.  Cassie isn't sure if Lily's sleeping or growling so she has a look up now and then to be sure.  lol

and she's still not heard the warthog........:D


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on March 15, 2010, 03:19:53 PM
lovely photos, do you want a german shepherd!?

 rotflmfao  Buy me a bigger house and ya got a deal.  Otherwise I'm afraid we'll have to decline.   rotflmfao

How about a rotty?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 03:26:07 PM
lovely photos, do you want a german shepherd!?

 rotflmfao  Buy me a bigger house and ya got a deal.  Otherwise I'm afraid we'll have to decline.   rotflmfao

How about a rotty?

Sure.  I'd like a 5-6 bedroom house with 1 acre of land.  Kthnx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on March 15, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
let's all send a random animal to arrive at the same time. I'm gonna track down the pig that some bloke was walking past my window earlier


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 03:41:15 PM
Did Cassie know someone driving the likes of a dark blue Berlingo over there Paul?  Because Timothy just pulled up and Cassie jumped straight up, tail wagging mad and went for the door waiting for him to come in.  She's been following him around the house since he landed too!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 15, 2010, 03:47:42 PM
Did Cassie know someone driving the likes of a dark blue Berlingo over there Paul?  Because Timothy just pulled up and Cassie jumped straight up, tail wagging mad and went for the door waiting for him to come in.  She's been following him around the house since he landed too!

no dawn not that i know off. cassie very much a mans dog thats what shes mainly used to. all but 1 of the staff at her kennel were male and since leaving there has been around rooks or myself at the club all hours. apart from some interaction at home with ling and when at mine with charlotte the majority of her time is around men at the club.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Woodsey on March 15, 2010, 03:59:49 PM
FFS at least wind them up a bit and get the barbecue and a skewer out :D


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 04:49:05 PM
Kids just landed home from school and brought a few friends to meet Cassie.  She handled it like a proper star.  The wee lad sat in the back on the sofa?  She was taller than him so it kinda freaked him out.  lol

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010142.jpg)



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 06:00:43 PM
The pair are worn out!  Just took them for a good tear around the local football pitch with my girls and a friend of theirs.  Cassie has already bonded big time with our 12 year old Sarah.  Sarah's the only one who could convince her to get in and out of the car.  Here's where she'll get her runs until we're sure we can let her off the lead in random fields.  Sarah's the one wearing the orange top...and she loves to run too. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010147.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010148.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Ismene on March 15, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Amazing pictures. TY so much Laxie - FYI - she has a particular penchant for Les Mis and Miss Saigon - primarily, as those are the shows i know the words to!


Axx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: kinboshi on March 15, 2010, 06:08:00 PM
Did Cassie know someone driving the likes of a dark blue Berlingo over there Paul?  Because Timothy just pulled up and Cassie jumped straight up, tail wagging mad and went for the door waiting for him to come in.  She's been following him around the house since he landed too!

no dawn not that i know off. cassie very much a mans dog thats what shes mainly used to. all but 1 of the staff at her kennel were male and since leaving there has been around rooks or myself at the club all hours. apart from some interaction at home with ling and when at mine with charlotte the majority of her time is around men at the club.

Hanging around men all the time.  Sounds like Cassie and Laxie will get on well... ;)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on March 15, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
Did Cassie know someone driving the likes of a dark blue Berlingo over there Paul?  Because Timothy just pulled up and Cassie jumped straight up, tail wagging mad and went for the door waiting for him to come in.  She's been following him around the house since he landed too!

no dawn not that i know off. cassie very much a mans dog thats what shes mainly used to. all but 1 of the staff at her kennel were male and since leaving there has been around rooks or myself at the club all hours. apart from some interaction at home with ling and when at mine with charlotte the majority of her time is around men at the club.

Hanging around me all the time.  Sounds like Cassie and Laxie will get on well... ;)


Freudian slip? something you're not telling us?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 06:22:18 PM
Did Cassie know someone driving the likes of a dark blue Berlingo over there Paul?  Because Timothy just pulled up and Cassie jumped straight up, tail wagging mad and went for the door waiting for him to come in.  She's been following him around the house since he landed too!

no dawn not that i know off. cassie very much a mans dog thats what shes mainly used to. all but 1 of the staff at her kennel were male and since leaving there has been around rooks or myself at the club all hours. apart from some interaction at home with ling and when at mine with charlotte the majority of her time is around men at the club.

Hanging around me all the time.  Sounds like Cassie and Laxie will get on well... ;)


Freudian slip? something you're not telling us?

He totally whooshed me


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: kinboshi on March 15, 2010, 06:25:48 PM
It was a typo - lol!! 

MEN...I meant MEN!!

;marks;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
It was a typo - lol!! 

MEN...I meant MEN!!

;marks;

Ahhhhh, in that case...fair point.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 15, 2010, 07:16:37 PM
Great pics Laxie, thanks... Enjoy xxx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Karabiner on March 15, 2010, 07:36:29 PM
I'm really loving this thread.

I would like to be the first to nominate it for BOB  *g


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: GreekStein on March 15, 2010, 07:37:16 PM
I'm really loving this thread.

I would like to be the first to nominate it for BOB  *g

I'll second that!!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on March 15, 2010, 07:40:44 PM
More pics of Dawn chasing after a greyhound and it gets to legendary status........


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on March 15, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
It was a typo - lol!! 

MEN...I meant MEN!!

;marks;

yeah right


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 16, 2010, 01:20:07 AM
let's all send a random animal to arrive at the same time. I'm gonna track down the pig that some bloke was walking past my window earlier

Been thinking about it and if the pig is a pot belly pig, send him on.  They're well cool.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on March 16, 2010, 01:38:43 AM
let's all send a random animal to arrive at the same time. I'm gonna track down the pig that some bloke was walking past my window earlier

Been thinking about it and if the pig is a pot belly pig, send him on.  They are lovely in sandwiches.

fyp


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 16, 2010, 08:20:14 AM
For all you cynics out there, you'll enjoy this one.  I probably made a wee mistake...which definitely led to jumbo size consequences.  

In an attempt to make up for Cassie's long journey, I left a big bowl of food out for her all day.  She'd eat it, I'd refill the bowl, she'd eat it, refill...rinse repeat.  You get the idea.  Lily is a 'once a day' kind of dog, so this was new to us.  With Lily, you feed her a big bowl and she might not even finish it in the day so I assumed (wrongly I hope) that poor Cassie must be abso starved.

Despite the pair being left out a number of times before bed last night, I'm sure you can guess what's coming next.  Woke up this morning to two of THE BIGGEST piles of poo you'd ever want to meet.  In my life, I've never seen so much gathered in any one location.  Didn't know it was possible.  Never mind TWICE from the same animal!  

And Cassie?  She woke up this morning abso beaming.  Suppose you would too if you had that much shit cleared from yer system.  Tail wagging all over the shop.  Each person that woke was greeted by her wagging tail in hopes of a rub...which she got.  

I've cleared the mess and come up with a new plan.  They've a new big bowl of food out now and I'll give her a 'snack' amount around dinner time, but that's it.  Fingers crossed it works because as each new pet arrives, it's my job to sort the 'welcome home' messes.      


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: vinni on March 16, 2010, 09:46:47 AM
what about a couple of Labrador's .you choose the colour.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: TheChipPrince on March 16, 2010, 09:50:48 AM
For all you cynics out there, you'll enjoy this one.  I probably made a wee mistake...which definitely led to jumbo size consequences. 

In an attempt to make up for Cassie's long journey, I left a big bowl of food out for her all day.  She'd eat it, I'd refill the bowl, she'd eat it, refill...rinse repeat.  You get the idea.  Lily is a 'once a day' kind of dog, so this was new to new.  With Lily, you feed her a big bowl and she might not even finish it in the day so I assumed (wrongly I hope) that poor Cassie must be abso starved.

Despite the pair being left out a number of times before bed last night, I'm sure you can guess what's coming next.  Woke up this morning to two of THE BIGGEST piles of poo you'd ever want to meet.  In my life, I've never seen so much gathered in any one location.  Didn't know it was possible.  Never mind TWICE from the same animal! 

And Cassie?  She woke up this morning abso beaming.  Suppose you would too if you had that much shit cleared from yer system.  Tail wagging all over the shop.  Each person that woke was greeted by her wagging tail in hopes of a rub...which she got. 

I've cleared the mess and come up with a new plan.  They've a new big bowl of food out now and I'll give her a 'snack' amount around dinner time, but that's it.  Fingers crossed it works because as each new pet arrives, it's my job to sort the 'welcome home' messes.     

 ;shitfanhit;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Graham C on March 16, 2010, 10:35:24 AM
Nice present to wake up to!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 16, 2010, 12:14:46 PM
Day 2 - Brian phoned from school asking me to collect him as he's suffering from 'man cold'.  Stuffed up and sore throat with a few days.  Not the end of the world and he'd really want to buck up, but said I'd collect him as I'm a pushover. 

Gathered keys off the table and Cassie went ape!  Tail wagging mad, she was even trying to rally Lily in her efforts.  Suppose we can stop at the field on the way home from school, so come on girls.  Off we go. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/16032010149.jpg)


After they had what I felt was a good run (Lily was wrecked trying to keep up!  lol), it was time to head home. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/16032010152.jpg)

Or so I thought.  lololololol  Cassie decided to play a wee game.  She's such a ham!!!  With a smirk on her face, she'd get just close enough to tease us before tearing off around the field.  It's a big field.  Cornering a 'greyhound on a mission' in a big field is no easy task.  Trust me.  I now know.  We tried.  For ages!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/16032010150_2.jpg)

Luckily I'd stopped at the shop on the way to the field.  Eventually we thought of it and tore the end off a fresh loaf of bread we'd just bought.  Sure enough.  She loves her food...any food really.  lol  Caught and safely tucked back into the car, we made our way home.  They're thrown down by the fire for now.  Once the girls come home from school, the madness will kick off again. 

It's a learning curve for all of us, but seems everyone is enjoying it.   

 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2010, 12:36:15 PM
Haha, she loves playing that game Dawn, I love the smile she gives you too when she runs away. Just give her a firm voice, and she gets a little scared and tends to just look down at the ground and wince as you walk toward her..



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2010, 12:37:36 PM
Or to get her used to coming to me I used to let her off the lead, but while walking just give her a call over to me every minute or two and just give her a pat on the head, then when you finally want her in she'll come expecting a pat on the head but you put the lead on :)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on March 16, 2010, 12:43:29 PM
Or to get her used to coming to me I used to let her off the lead, but while walking just give her a call over to me every minute or two and just give her a pat on the head, then when you finally want her in she'll come expecting a pat on the head but you put the lead on :)

This will work best Dawn without doubt.

The problem most owners have with recall is that they don't practice it until they need it to work.

Next time you're in the field make it a training session. Just randomly recall and treat every time.

I make it a habit to recall Ronnie at least 20 times whenever he's off lead. That way he's always expecting a recall and listens out knowing that a treat could be waiting if only he gets to hear that whistle.

The chasing thing might seem like fun on day 1 but in all seriousness I'd leave that game until you sort the recall. Once her recall's good then you can play chase games knowing that when you want the game to end you can get her to come to you.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on March 16, 2010, 02:30:36 PM
In an attempt to make up for Cassie's long journey, I left a big bowl of food out for her all day.  She'd eat it, I'd refill the bowl, she'd eat it, refill...rinse repeat.  You get the idea.  Lily is a 'once a day' kind of dog, so this was new to new.  With Lily, you feed her a big bowl and she might not even finish it in the day so I assumed (wrongly I hope) that poor Cassie must be abso starved.


Lily is a rarity. Most dogs will keep eating while ever food is there. They know that if they eat too much they can just dig a hole, regurgitate it and store it for later.

Cassie is in a new home and she doesn't know when the next meal is coming. Too right she'll eat everything that placed in front of her.

Greyhounds don't actually need much food Dawn. They are generally very slow dogs and unless they are being worked (racing) their dietary requirements are minimal. You should be more wary of over feeding than under feeding a dog like her.

You'll know if she's starving because she'll look skinny. Her shape now looks really good. You can see her ribs but only just and she has a clearly defined waistline. They're two great indicators of a well fed but not over fed dog.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 17, 2010, 09:12:18 AM
RESULT!!!  No food after 4pm (despite the best efforts of all the kids) and we had a clean wake up call this morning.  Wasn't easy.  Cassie whined like a baby during our dinner and every time someone grabbed a snack later on.  I caught the kids sneaking her wee nibbles now and then, but they stopped once they were told they'd be responsible for this morning's clean up.  Fear is a good thing.  lol

Lily hates going out the back yard unless she's really busting to go.  She much prefers to stay put with me.  Cassie's copped this.  Now the lil darlin' takes off running for her spot on the sitting room floor when I open the back door!  I've always just had to say 'out' in a firm tone with Lily, but now she's following Cassie's lead and takes off for the sitting room too.  Getting 2 big dogs out the back when neither of them wants to is great fun, but we got there in the end. 

Thanks for the recall advice Lads.  I'll give it a go and keep at it.  We next to never have Lily on a lead as she always comes back.  She's able to run around the fields right near our house where the kids play and has spent many a day there with them.  Would be great to let the pair of them run loose in the fields near us, but don't want to risk it until I'm sure Cassie will return without hassle. 

Sarah says I need to stop using the camera on my phone and has insisted I use her proper camera from now on.  Will give that a go too.  I'm really enjoying the pair of them.  Cassie has brought new life to our old Lily and bar the odd spat over fireside positions, they're getting on great.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on March 17, 2010, 11:48:36 AM
RESULT!!!  No food after 4pm (despite the best efforts of all the kids) and we had a clean wake up call this morning.  Wasn't easy.  Cassie whined like a baby during our dinner and every time someone grabbed a snack later on.  I caught the kids sneaking her wee nibbles now and then, but they stopped once they were told they'd be responsible for this morning's clean up.  Fear is a good thing.  lol

Lily hates going out the back yard unless she's really busting to go.  She much prefers to stay put with me.  Cassie's copped this.  Now the lil darlin' takes off running for her spot on the sitting room floor when I open the back door!  I've always just had to say 'out' in a firm tone with Lily, but now she's following Cassie's lead and takes off for the sitting room too.  Getting 2 big dogs out the back when neither of them wants to is great fun, but we got there in the end. 

Thanks for the recall advice Lads.  I'll give it a go and keep at it.  We next to never have Lily on a lead as she always comes back.  She's able to run around the fields right near our house where the kids play and has spent many a day there with them.  Would be great to let the pair of them run loose in the fields near us, but don't want to risk it until I'm sure Cassie will return without hassle. 

Sarah says I need to stop using the camera on my phone and has insisted I use her proper camera from now on.  Will give that a go too.  I'm really enjoying the pair of them.  Cassie has brought new life to our old Lily and bar the odd spat over fireside positions, they're getting on great.

as long as cassie is let out before everyone settles down for the night to do her business you will be fine.

in time you will be able to keep cassie off the lead at the fields, she just needs to get used to you all and to settle into "home".

i rarely had cassie on a lead in open spaces and she  was fine and ben was the same with her.


looks like your all having lots of fun lol x


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 17, 2010, 01:58:13 PM
Just back from a long walk with the pair of them.  Kept them on the leads during the walk and once we were near home decided to chance me arm with the field.  RESULT!!!  Not a bother in the world.  They were still in 'walk' mode when we first entered the field, so now and then I'd call them back. 

Happy with the result after a bit, I turned to Cassie with an excited voice and said, 'Go on girl, give a run!' whilst pointing across the field.  Off she went, with Lily in tow.  Called them back a couple of times during their play and they came back without a hassle...Cassie leading the charge.  Would give them both loads of praise and cuddles before letting them off again.  Don't know if it made a difference, but I was sat in the grass at the time just watching them when they'd get the call.  Almost like I wasn't a threat to ending their fun.  Brian reckons Cassie will cop on to the 'sitting down' trick in no time, so we'll need plenty more practice before I'm sure.   

More pics of Dawn chasing after a greyhound and it gets to legendary status........

Had a wee jog with them on our way to the field.  Sooooooooo glad there was no camera!   rotflmfao  On the plus side, I'll surely lose a few pounds with all this running about!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on March 17, 2010, 02:07:24 PM
Don't know if it made a difference, but I was sat in the grass at the time just watching them when they'd get the call.  Almost like I wasn't a threat to ending their fun

This is the reason for recalling often during your walk. They come back, get a treat then get to go again. The recall becomes a good thing to them rather than a signal that play time is over.

It's also worth recalling, putting the lead back on and then taking it off and letting her go again. That way if you've got her lead out she won't be worried that it means her free time is about to come to an end.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Cf on March 17, 2010, 03:13:42 PM
Kids just landed home from school and brought a few friends to meet Cassie.  She handled it like a proper star.  The wee lad sat in the back on the sofa?  She was taller than him so it kinda freaked him out.  lol

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15032010142.jpg)



Is it me or does the white dog look like it's about to eat someone?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 17, 2010, 03:34:02 PM
 rotflmfao  Lily's as harmless as they come.  She has funky eyes though.  One's blue and the other's dark brown.  Tales of oddness aren't so odd in this house.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on March 17, 2010, 03:48:37 PM
Happy with the result after a bit, I turned to Cassie with an excited voice and said, 'Go on girl, give a run!'

that's just going to confuse her. she's always been given commands in english before


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on March 17, 2010, 06:26:01 PM
Happy with the result after a bit, I turned to Cassie with an excited voice and said, 'Go on girl, give a run!'

that's just going to confuse her. she's always been given commands in english before

Ah but you know as well as I do - it doesn't pay to ignore the mad one


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 19, 2010, 01:09:50 PM
Cassie can open doors.  Marv.  Luckily she's not interested in going out, just wants back in all the time.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 20, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
The coat.  Once I put it on, Cassie goes wild!  Lily never used to be bothered, but now she goes wild too.  They love road trips - and being the taxi for 3 teens means they gets lots of them. 

The kitchen.  Not their favourite place to be, but as Cassie's in season that's where they go for the night.  Cassie whines from the minute the kitchen door closes as she prefers to be with me.  Lily has taken to digging out any remaining ashes from the dead kitchen fire...and spreading them all over the kitchen!  Swell.  Her face was as black as Cassie's on Thursday morning, so now we put a chair in front of the fire guard to stop her.

The fields.  I've not had to take them to the footy pitch in the past few days!  It's great because now I don't have to load them into the car every time they want a run.  Behind my house or across the road from it.  Loads of fields with plenty of space for them to run and have fun and close enough to do it without trashing the seats of the car after them. 

Here's a quick snap from this afternoon's jaunt.  Just to the right in the pic is a young forestry.  They had a blast swerving in and out through the trees!  In fact, they were worn out before I was because it was so much fun to watch them.  I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying the pair of them.  Lily has really come to life since Cassie arrived and Cassie is such a ham you can't help but adore her. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/20032010154.jpg)




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 20, 2010, 05:42:15 PM
:)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: sovietsong on March 20, 2010, 05:45:07 PM
this thread makes me want to get a second dog! 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 22, 2010, 02:54:52 PM
Watched Marley and Me last night with Sarah...dogs at our feet. 

Half way through, "Mom...thank God Cassie is sane.  One looper is enough for any house."

"What are you on about Sarah?!  Lily's as quiet as they come."

With a sly smile, "I wasn't talking about any of the animals in the house."

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on March 22, 2010, 03:45:54 PM
Watched Marley and Me last night with Sarah...dogs at our feet. 

Half way through, "Mom...thank God Cassie is sane.  One looper is enough for any house."

"What are you on about Sarah?!  Lily's as quiet as they come."

With a sly smile, "I wasn't talking about any of the animals in the house."

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What a girl!!!! Tell her well done from me!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: kinboshi on March 22, 2010, 06:12:22 PM
Watched Marley and Me last night with Sarah...dogs at our feet. 

Half way through, "Mom...thank God Cassie is sane.  One looper is enough for any house."

"What are you on about Sarah?!  Lily's as quiet as they come."

With a sly smile, "I wasn't talking about any of the animals in the house."

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What a girl!!!! Tell her well done from me!

QFMFT


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on March 22, 2010, 07:15:04 PM
looper=great word


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 25, 2010, 11:42:04 PM
Ireland tends to be a nation of people who believe (for the most part) Greyhounds only have one purpose - racing.  If they can't manage it and manage it well...adios doggy.  Wouldn't occur to most people in this country to keep one as a pet.  I'll admit, wouldn't have occurred to me either until Cassie came along.  So today I decided to do a bit of google research on Greyhounds.  Don't know why, other than I just felt like it.  Turns out I learned all sorts of new things. 

There are 3 Greyhound adoption agencies in Ireland.  Apparently they're working hard to change the mindset of the Irish, but at the minute their dogs are mostly adopted by people in the US & UK.  How crazy is that?!  OK, not such a big deal shipping a dog to or from the UK (although Rookie might disagree after Cassie's escapades lol), but to ship them to the US?!  So many people around here say they'd love a new dog, but those same people cringe if you mention a Greyhound.  What a waste of time and money to send these lovely animals across the ocean when so many here are looking for their next new pet.  Sigh.

Popular myths -

They're hyperactive.  Yeah.  Righto.  They've never met Cassie or any other Greyhound for that matter.  Greyhounds sleep most of the day.

They need loads of space.  Not so much.  She picked her spot on the first day and hasn't moved from that spot since, except to eat or go out.  When I'm alone with the pair of them they do tend to follow me around the house.  But once the kids land home I take them for one last run and they throw down in their fav spots for the rest of the night.

They're too timid to be a sociable pet.  Again.  BS.  Yeah Cassie was a wee bit nervous - for about 5 minutes!  lol  Once they get to know a person, they're no more nervous than the cheesy dogs you see on the telly.  And we've already established how well she and Lily are getting on, so other dogs aren't a problem either.   

They're constantly on the run when left loose.  Nope.  Cassie gives a random sprint now and then when the mood takes her.  She never tears road for more than maybe 20 or 30 seconds.  But that's it.  The rest of the time we spend just rambling in the fields together.  That said, she's just as happy going for a walk along the road on her lead, same as any other dog.   

Wee facts -

They're a bit like us in a way.  We're not supposed to go swimming for at least an hour after a heavy meal.  They're not supposed to go running for at least an hour after a heavy meal.  Didn't know that until today, but will be careful not to break that rule as it could hurt Cassie.

They don't have an undercoat, so shedding is next to non-existent.   

Some sites claim the Egyptian Kings were partial to Greyhounds.  Dunno if I buy that one, but it was a cool tale to tell the kids.  lol

Last wee bit which never occurred to the kids, but totally impressed them once mentioned - Santa's Little Helper on The Simpson's is a Greyhound       

So on to my message for today.  If you're looking for a new dog, why not consider a Greyhound?  They are the most loyal and affectionate dogs you could ever want to own and you will be delighted you took the plunge.  Plenty of adoption centres in the UK and 3 in Ireland to choose from, so no excuses.  But you can't have Cassie...because she's already taken.   

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/24032010158.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/24032010157.jpg)





Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 25, 2010, 11:50:47 PM
:)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 28, 2010, 11:29:50 AM
Lily is grounded!  Lil darlin went into the ashes again yesterday - TWICE!!! 

And I washed her...twice.  Sigh.   

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/27032010165.jpg)

Lily's always slept near one of us, so I've put the foot down as of last night.  Lily goes upstairs to one of the kid's rooms to keep her from trashing the kitchen fireplace and Cassie sleeps near me in the sitting room as it's not fair to make her feel she's on her own.  No more of this kitchen carry on.

Recall has been going great for the most part, but I lose Cassie to the wilds when she's in 'sniff mode' through the trees.  It's like a drug to her.  She's abso obsessed with sniffing every inch of the forestry and not happy until she does.  Thought Greyhounds were only sight dogs?  Luckily it doesn't take her long...because I'm partial to letting her at it.  lol

Recall when it works

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/27032010168.jpg)

WTF is in here that has her so obsessed?!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/27032010162.jpg)

So yesterday was different.  I needed to run to the local shop for a few bits.  Put on the shoes and the madness started.  The pair of them went nutters.  They didn't even wait for the coat to come out this time.  Ok then...off we go.  But we're NOT doing the field!  Famous last words.

Walked through the village to the shop no hassle.  Tied the pair of them outside and they sat quietly waiting while I got the bits.  Then I decided to visit a friend on the other side of the village as she hasn't been feeling too well.  "Come on girls, we're calling to Margaret's."  Only Margaret wasn't home when we got there.  Mobile call FTW in future!  lol

Feeling a bit let down by a bust of a trip (even the dogs were feeling it, I could tell) I caved and stopped to the field on our way home.  We were pottering around minding our own business when we heard cheering from the football pitch.  Cassie tried to ignore it, but it got too much in the end.  Even Lily was starting to take notice.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/27032010169.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/27032010170.jpg)

Nothing else planned for my day, so we may as well go watch the match.  Four feckin fields later (I had no idea how far away it was!) we got to the last stop before the pitch.  A barbed wire fence.  Marv.  Sarah phoned while I was out and by now had caught up to us.  She searched the whole length to find a break where the dogs could get through without risk of being hurt, but no joy.  Ah well.  We tried.  By now the pair of them didn't give a toss about the cheering anyway.

The four of us turned around and made our way back to our neck of the fields.  Only our return trip wasn't as care free.  We'd only gone as far as the first field when we were met by 2 other decent sized dogs.  Sarah knows Banna.  Hell, every kid in the village knows Banna.  Banna is a perv.  Just about every kid in Knocknagree has been accosted by him at one point or another.  The lucky few who've escaped his 'affections' were just fortunate enough to be very short...with little leg room for the Banna lovin'.  Sarah's not short, God love her.  So she's had experience of clearing Banna when need be.

Only Banna had a friend with him.  And his friend wasn't too pleased to see us.  Sarah and Cassie had taken the lead in our walk, so I got a bit worried when the other dog started to growl.  In a calm voice I told Sarah to stay put.  No sooner had the words come out of my mouth when Lily leapt forward with a growl of her own.  One I'd never heard out of her.  She put herself between Sarah/Cassie and the bully and made it quite clear she was ready to kick some arse if need be.  Sarah and I just looked at each other in shock.  We had them on their leads, but there was no holding Lily back if it came to it.  Was all I could do to hold her at all at this point.  Not sure if the bully was taking Lily serious or just got bored, but he turned round and headed off...Banna in tow.  No bites, no fights and even Sarah's leg survived.

After getting over the fright of it, we went back to our usual hang out and celebrated our escape.  Cassie and Lily were strutting around - proud as could be.  Sarah and I threw ourselves down for a rest and the girls kept calling over, more so than usual, to check on us.  They were greeted with big hugs and praise every round so I reckon they weren't worried about us - just lapping up the cuddles.

I'll be taking a walking stick with me in future...just in case.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/27032010167.jpg) 









Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on March 28, 2010, 12:02:17 PM
Three cheers for woop woop - thats my girl


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 28, 2010, 12:07:32 PM
Three cheers for woop woop - thats my girl

 rotflmfao

Woop Woop = Lily obv.  When we first got Lily, Sarah was little and didn't know how to whistle for her.  So she'd put her fingers to her mouth as if to whistle, but instead of whistling, she'd shout "Woop woop".  For the longest time Lily wouldn't come to any of us unless we did as Sarah did.  According to the vet back then, Lily thought Woop Woop was her name!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 29, 2010, 10:08:14 AM
They were given run of the house last night.  Cassie stayed put with me.  Lily went on a wee walk about.  I swear, she must have been a ninja in a previous life.  She got in, tore the ashes apart without a sound, got out and was pretending innocence in the girl's room this morning.  


This was Lily yesterday complaining that we don't need a walking stick...we have her.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/28032010173.jpg)



"Wasn't me"

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/29032010177.jpg)



It's abso pissing rain outside right now.  Washing her with the hose would be a punishment to me as much as it would be to her.  In fact, I think the bitch is starting to like the hose FFS.  Off to the bathroom we go.  Power shower at the ready.  She's gone too old to jump into the bath herself.  This should be fun.  Cover me...I'm going in.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_nun on March 29, 2010, 10:43:27 AM
LoL, just look at her face, she really knows she has been a bad un.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on March 29, 2010, 03:43:35 PM
Dogs can't equate bad behaviour with scolding/punishment unless they are caught in the act.


The contrite/guilty demeanour is simply a reaction to your body-language and tone of voice.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 29, 2010, 03:59:15 PM
Dogs can't equate bad behaviour with scolding/punishment unless they are caught in the act.


The contrite/guilty demeanour is simply a reaction to your body-language and tone of voice.

Yeah yeah yeah...I know.  Lily hasn't a clue why I'm cross when she's caught after the fact, but no harm to keep her on her toes.  Mightn't do anything for her training, but keeps me sane...kind of.  lol 

Still haven't attempted her bath.  None of the kids were home to help me get her in the tub earlier.  They're home now, but I've gone all comfy on the sofa.  Gathering up the motivation for what I can promise will be a messy washing. 

"Has to be done."  Will keep saying that to meself until I'm sick of listening to me talking and get round to actually doing it.  Talking to yourself is a good thing.  I rarely argue with me.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on March 29, 2010, 04:04:30 PM
Dogs can't equate bad behaviour with scolding/punishment unless they are caught in the act.


The contrite/guilty demeanour is simply a reaction to your body-language and tone of voice.

Yeah yeah yeah...I know. Lily hasn't a clue why I'm cross when she's caught after the fact, but no harm to keep her on her toes.  Mightn't do anything for her training, but keeps me sane...kind of. 

Still haven't attempted her bath.  None of the kids were home to help me get her in the tub earlier.  They're home now, but I've gone all comfy on the sofa.  Gathering up the motivation for what I can promise will be a messy washing. 

"Has to be done."  Will keep saying that to meself until I'm sick of listening to me talking and get round to actually doing it.  Talking to yourself is a good thing.  I rarely argue with me.

Lol  rotflmfao

That's a great (and very honest) reply Dawn.  :respect: ;tightend;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 29, 2010, 07:33:31 PM
Well, the rain never stopped so we had use the bath tub for Lily's ash wash.  Sarah made the mistake of showing her the doggy shampoo before we got started...and Lily ran for the hills.  Ok, not 'hills' really.  Don't have those in our house.  But man oh man, she sure ran.  

Kitchen table was shoved around, chairs went flying and we were laughing the whole time as Sarah and I tried to get hold of her.  Got there in the end.  Much to Lily's dismay.  Once we landed her into the tub, we had to wait for Lily to 'balance' herself.  She was never known for being graceful, God love her.  She flopped about so much, we were both soaked by the time she was settled.  I was lucky there was water left in the tub for her bath.

Sarah the took photos this time...much to my dismay.  Had to leave a few out of the thread.  Not suitable at all.  lol  

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/29032010184.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/29032010192.jpg)




We tried to convince Cassie to hop in, but she wasn't having it.  She stayed put on the hall floor waiting for us to finish with Lily, showing up just in time for the 'good girl' rubs after.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/29032010185.jpg)


Must remember to put a chair in front of the fire guard tonight.  Please don't let me forget.  My hands are turning to prunes with all this washing, ffs!  




 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on March 29, 2010, 08:19:52 PM


"Has to be done."  Will keep saying that to meself until I'm sick of listening to me talking and get round to actually doing it.  Talking to yourself is a good thing.  I rarely argue with me.

Can't get a word in?

 ;whistle;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on March 29, 2010, 08:25:07 PM

 

Amazing how a big strong looking dog looks incredibly sheepish and skinny when in the bath ;D

Good luck to you with that big one though - the wee terrier we've got is enough hassle. I've had to change how I prepare for giving her a bath - once she sees the bath mats getting lifted she's straight behind the couch - and it takes a couple of us to move it. She hates the bath, loves getting towel dried though - annoying part is she now likes to go for a walk in the rain becasue she gets dried afterwards - sigh.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2010, 02:59:06 PM
By chance, we stumbled across a whistle.  One of those cheesy Christmas cracker jobbies.  But not from the cheap crackers with plastic stuff.  Oh no.  These were the posh crackers, so the whistle is metal...and green. 

Sarah blew the whistle in the house yesterday and Cassie perked right up.  Every time the whistle went off, Cassie looked like she was ready for something.  Today Sinéad tested the theory and sure enough, Cassie must have been trained with a whistle back in the day.  Blow the whistle and she'd take off.  Blow it again and she'd come right back.  It even works when she's in 'sniff mode' so we're delighted!  Up to today, Sarah and I were the only two she'd come to unless she really wanted to.  Now the lot of them can get involved...as long as they have the whistle. 

Meanwhile, Lily has come up with a new party piece.  She's decided the mat she's always thrown down on isn't nearly good enough.  Now she pulls one of the blankets off the sofa and throws down on that instead...even if one of us was hoping to use it.  Think I'll have to have another wee chat with Lily soon.     

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/31032010195.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2010, 03:25:45 PM
Trying to get in touch with Mike the Vet.  This should be fun.  My first mistake was attempting to ring him before 4pm.  Although, maybe I should have phoned him by 1pm.  Yer never sure with Mike.  He's a bit of a pisshead to be fair.  Makes me look like a saint.  Depending on how things went the day before, you run the possibility of ringing when he's not up yet or ringing when he's already in the pub.  It could go either way, but neither way gets a reply.  There's a wee window when his belly takes over and he goes looking for food.  THAT'S when you must track him down.  I'll get to him.  Always do.  But man, he doesn't make it easy.

Mike is an odd character.  You'd nearly wonder is it a good thing to let him in charge of your pet when you first meet him.  But he's the only vet in the area who doesn't look at you like you have 3 heads for caring about an animal.  Most vets in these parts deal with farmers, so it's strictly business.  Keeping an animal for 'fun' doesn't make sense to them.  Mike is the exception to the rule.  He'll do everything he can to save a cat or dog when most would just put it down.  And he doesn't charge the world for his services either. 

When he lands, it's important to have a tin of beer and a shot of whiskey waiting for him.  He doesn't get down to the business of checking over the animals until he's finished the whiskey and the tin is half empty.  If you don't offer it, he'll stand there talking for fecking ages until it dawns on you why he's still stood there.  So to save time, just have it ready.

So why am I ringing Mike?  Two reasons actually.  I always get him to the house when we bring in a new pet.  He gives them their shots if needed and has a look over them to be sure all is well.  Also, we found another wee lump under Lily's belly and he must call to make sure she doesn't have the cancer back.  He took a huge patch of it out last year and it was a fluke we found it in time.  She'd just had her twice yearly shave down.  When her hair's fully grown, it's hard to spot these things.

She'll be grand either way, because it's only a small lump this time and may only be a cyst.  So win win.  As it turns out, he just phoned me back and will be calling to the house in the morning.  I've the beer in, but I'd better check the whiskey stock...just in case.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Karabiner on March 31, 2010, 03:34:27 PM
Only in Ireland Dawn....

Fingers crossed for lily.

XX


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 31, 2010, 03:35:31 PM
Cassie must have been trained with a whistle back in the day.

Well, she wasn't - you've just got lucky.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on March 31, 2010, 03:40:00 PM
Cassie must have been trained with a whistle back in the day.

Well, she wasn't - you've just got lucky.

Most dogs respond to a whistle Dawn but they don't necessarily associate it with recall.

If you want to whistle recall her then do it but if you don't make it clear to her that the whistle means "come to me I've got a treat for you" she'll just do random things.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2010, 03:46:26 PM
Cassie must have been trained with a whistle back in the day.

Well, she wasn't - you've just got lucky.

Most dogs respond to a whistle Dawn but they don't necessarily associate it with recall.

If you want to whistle recall her then do it but if you don't make it clear to her that the whistle means "come to me I've got a treat for you" she'll just do random things.

Good to know...cheers.  Sinéad says she gave them a treat each time they came back.  Lily just follows Cassie, so she luckboxed the treats.  Will make sure the kids know not to randomly blow the whistle.  Random isn't so unusual in our house, so this will be a new thing for all of us.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2010, 03:52:54 PM
We used to buy disposable nappies for Lily when she was in heat.  I'd cut a hole out of the middle for her stump of a tail and she'd wear them while in the house.  Trying to decide if they make nappies big enough to fit over Cassie's huge arse.  I can manage the tail...just cut a hole in the nappy.  It's the rest of her backside I'm not so sure of. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on March 31, 2010, 04:02:31 PM
Cassie must have been trained with a whistle back in the day.

Well, she wasn't - you've just got lucky.

Most dogs respond to a whistle Dawn but they don't necessarily associate it with recall.

If you want to whistle recall her then do it but if you don't make it clear to her that the whistle means "come to me I've got a treat for you" she'll just do random things.

Good to know...cheers.  Sinéad says she gave them a treat each time they came back.  Lily just follows Cassie, so she luckboxed the treats.  Will make sure the kids know not to randomly blow the whistle.  Random isn't so unusual in our house, so this will be a new thing for all of us.   rotflmfao

A great way to train whistle recall is to whistle and then run off. The dog will naturally chase you and then when it gets to you have a really fun game of tug or throw a load of treats on the floor for them to gobble up.

The most important thing is to make a big fuss whenever they come to you so they know it's worth doing.

Random whistle blowing could be a great btw. Whenever you're out just blow the whistle for the dog to come back but make sure you fuss or treat the dog. The thing most people do wrong with recall is not practising it until they need it to work. Practice at random times when there aren't any distractions then hopefully when you need it to work it will have become a reflex response.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on March 31, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
Only in Ireland Dawn....

Fingers crossed for lily.

XX

Never met a sober Vet in Ireland ever - it goes with the job (should have studied harder at school)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2010, 07:52:12 PM
I'm just glad we're his second call of the day.  Last time he landed some time after 5pm...and was abso blotto! 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2010, 12:07:40 PM
Mike hasn't turned up yet.  Just phoned him and he was 'sidetracked'.  Sigh.  Won't be calling to us until either tonight or tomorrow morning.  I reckon he's gone off to the pub and will land this evening...after his day of drink and dinner.  Ran out of beer last night.  That's a whole other story.  Will deffo have to buy more.  Should be an interesting visit when he lands. 

Have some exciting news, but must run to the hairdresser.  Will post when I get back.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 01, 2010, 06:06:37 PM
Have some exciting news, but must run to the hairdresser.  Will post when I get back.

 ;popcorn;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 01, 2010, 06:57:50 PM
Have some exciting news, but must run to the hairdresser.  Will post when I get back.

 ;popcorn;

;popcorn; ;popcorn;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2010, 07:31:41 PM
My exciting news?

I got a haircut.  And colour.   Couple of new outfits too.  rotflmfao  Happy April 1st! 

(At least it wasn't as long to read as Red's news.)


No sign of the vet yet.  There's a shocker.  Pubs closed tomorrow so he'll probably do house calls all day to make up for it.  Just hope he gets to us earlier in the day.  I'm kicking around catching the train to Dublin (because I'm on the right side of the sea and can do that Cos).  Figured I'd hang out for the night and come home Saturday.  Will have the house to myself Saturday - Monday as the rest of them are off to Galway.  Just Lily, Cassie and I kicking back shooting the breeze.  Looking forward to it.








Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2010, 01:04:04 PM
Mike landed bright and early this morning.  Lily usually sleeps until around 10:30 or thereabouts, but Cassie and I are up and about from around 7:00.  We were the only ones awake when he landed, so he gave Cassie some time to get to know him while I made him a cup of tea.  TEA!  Was gob smacked.  Turns out he'd a late night of it at a party last night and was a wee bit worn from it. 

While he supped his tea and chatted about Cassie, I went upstairs and tore Lily from her slumber with the girls.  She was less than impressed and walked down in a daze.  Mike was actually quite surprised by how well she looks since her operation.  Not sure what he was expecting, but happy to surprise him.  Meanwhile, I was pleasantly surprised that he'd remember to zip up his zipper for a change when he got dressed this morning.  Said I wouldn't mention it though.

Sarah and Sinéad followed soon after.  They figured I'd be busy holding dogs for Mike and offered to take the pictures.  They were careful to spare ye the rear shots.  Mikes pants were falling down.  Sigh.

We managed the vaccinations on both with no hassle.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/02042010202.jpg)

If you try to pick Cassie up from under her front legs, she lets out a yelp.  Not sure why, so Mike had a check there too.  He didn't find anything to warrant her upset.  We just won't try to pick her up like that in future.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/02042010200.jpg)

Then came Cassie's worming shot.  Holy crap, she yelped and yelped for nearly 5 minutes after!  She was NOT a happy bunny.  I held her and talked to her until she calmed down, but she gave Mike a fierce hop.  He very nearly considered the whiskey after that.  lol

While I stayed calming Cassie, he had a feel of the latest lump on Lily.  He's not thrilled with it, but not sure it's a bad un yet.  He's given me a 10 day supply of steroids for Lily to see if it'll shrink a bit.  If it doesn't, he'll be going in and removing our new mystery lump.  Either way, she should be grand. 

After all was said and done, he added the latest vaccine stickers to Lily's record book.  He asked to see Cassie's papers and vaccine book, as I knew he would do, but Rook's has to get those off the trainer for me.  Meanwhile, Mike's holding on to the info/stickers from today's injections so he can add them when the papers land from England. 

One more cuppa to settle his nerves (he still wasn't right after Cassie's yelp fest) and he was off. 

And so were we.   More to follow.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2010, 02:16:16 PM
€40 lighter in the pocket (which wasn't bad to be fair), Cassie settled down after Mike left.  In fact, she was wired for sound within a few minutes.  Tail wagging and running around the place with Lily as if nothing had happened.  Sinéad gave them both treats.  Then Sinéad had the misfortune of picking up the leads.  She was only putting them back in the cupboard, but the dogs went ape shit.  Walkies time.  

Spring has arrived.  The sun was shining.  Birds were singing in the trees.  Cute bunnies  appeared in the fields hopping around enjoying the sunshine, doing whatever it is bunnies do.  We've bunnies in our fields.  Lots.  Cassie REALLY likes to chase them.  Lotser.  I know 'lotser' isn't a word, but work with me here.  

From the very minute we left them off the leads, Cassie looked up...and tore road - leaving us for dust.  She was a doggy on a mission.  And catching Bugs Bunny was her mission.  She was at the other end of the field before we knew it.  I was scuffling around looking for the whistle trying to find it before she got too far ahead of us.  Searched every pocket as fast as I could.  Cassie was heading for the second field.  Oh crap.

'MOM!!!  It's attached to the lead fer feck sake!  Hurry up!'    

Oh yeah.  I'd put it on the end of Lily's lead so I wouldn't lose it.  But I'd forgot where I put it with the worry and rush of things.  

'Cheers Sarah, but watch yer language fer feck sake.'  Where does she get it from?  I'll never know.

One blow of the whistle and Cassie stopped in her tracks, looking down the field at us.  One more blow of the whistle and she was barrelling back down the field towards us with that cheesy grin on her face.  RESULT!  The few days of recall practice with the whistle had paid off.  Bugs thanks us for it too.  Well, he didn't really, but I'm sure he would have if he weren't busy in the bunny A&E getting over his heart attack.

More bunnies were spotted as we rambled the fields, but I was ready for them.  Whistle to hand just in case.  Good thing, because Cassie wasn't finished yet.  Lily was clueless as to what they were chasing, but she knew something was up and didn't want to miss out.  

Sarah tried to talk them out of it for a few, but no joy...off they went.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/02042010207.jpg)


I love this whistle.  Seriously.  I'd be screwed without it.  Don't do running.  We left them off as long as they were in sight, but when they'd get too far it only took a toot of the whistle and back they came for their rubs and praise.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/02042010203.jpg)


Sarah and Lily having a chat while Cassie goes back to sniff mode.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/02042010211.jpg)

We spent the bones of an hour in the field this morning.  It was such a lovely morning, none of us wanted to go home.  But eventually the dogs were wrecked and Cassie was nearly begging us to head home.  All that bunny chasing will do that to you apparently.  She's been thrown down since...lazy bones.  Meanwhile, the bunny A&E is packed to the rafters this morning.  



(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/02042010204.jpg)



  


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on April 02, 2010, 03:12:57 PM
Wow!

Recalling a dog from chasing a rabbit is really impressive!! My Ronnie's recall is almost perfect but when he's chasing a rabbit or a fox there's no chance.

Make sure you keep up the massive praise for recalling to that whistle and you've got easy street.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Ismene on April 02, 2010, 03:46:33 PM
Fantastic pics and stories TY.

She's such a good girl - I'm so pleased she's become part of the furniture so quickly - I love being part of Cassie's life vicariously through this thread - so please keep it up!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 03, 2010, 09:19:18 AM
Recalling a dog from chasing a rabbit is really impressive!!

Impressive? that's unheard of


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: cia260895 on April 03, 2010, 06:39:40 PM
Cracking thread, well done Laxie fair play to ya  ;hattip; ;hattip; ;hattip;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Bigfella on April 06, 2010, 11:24:01 PM
Just discovered this thread - great read, well done Dawn


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2010, 06:06:37 PM
We're screwed.  Cassie and Lily have a new friend.  His name is Max.  He's not ours.  He SHOULD be living up the road and a few fields away, but he's mad about the girls.  Sarah reckons he's stalking Cassie.  Sigh. 

Sinéad and her friend Mary Rose have just gone to the fields with Lily and Cassie.  Max in tow.  Will get pics when they return.  But for now, I must clean up after the roast lamb dinner.  Poor Cassie has been abso miserable smelling it and she's not getting any!  My floors will thank me for it later. 

PS  What should have been a quiet week-end got a little manic at one point.  For only the second or third time ever, someone was kicked out of my house.  He didn't like the dogs and didn't think they should be left in the sitting room with my guests.  Buh bye.   Don't let the door hit ya on the arse.  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2010, 06:15:22 PM
Our friendly stalker - Max

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/07042010218.jpg)


Mary Rose and Cassie after the run around the field.  Poor Mary Rose.  Sinéad phoned her, "Come over.  I've something to show you."  When she landed, Sinéad handed her a lead with a wired for sound Lily attached and said, "Come on."  No debate was had...off she went.  lol   

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/07042010219.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_nun on April 07, 2010, 06:16:38 PM
Make sure he is carrying these..


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2010, 06:18:50 PM
Make sure he is carrying these..

 rotflmfao  He's got it bad, that's for sure.  But he can get lost.  Managed to keep Lily from many 'run ins' throughout the years, so just more of the same with Cassie.  Just glad it's only an issue a couple of times a year!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 07, 2010, 06:25:16 PM
Make sure he is carrying these..

 rotflmfao  He's got it bad, that's for sure.  But he can get lost.  Managed to keep Lily from many 'run ins' throughout the years, so just more of the same with Cassie.  Just glad it's only an issue a couple of times a year!

Not considered spaying Dawn?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2010, 06:39:40 PM
Make sure he is carrying these..

 rotflmfao  He's got it bad, that's for sure.  But he can get lost.  Managed to keep Lily from many 'run ins' throughout the years, so just more of the same with Cassie.  Just glad it's only an issue a couple of times a year!

Not considered spaying Dawn?

Actually considering breeding her Tom.  Rooks and I have discussed it and I won't be going down that road any time in the near future, but maybe a year or so from now.  We would obviously keep one of the pups as a long term companion for Cassie.  As much as I hate to say it, Lily won't be around forever and that's what I've stashed in the back of my mind. 

The litter as a whole will be bred with the racing side in mind.  Rooks wants to be involved in picking her mate and I've agreed to that as I've no real clue what to look for.  But the one kept with us won't be racing.   


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 07, 2010, 06:55:26 PM
Make sure he is carrying these..

 rotflmfao  He's got it bad, that's for sure.  But he can get lost.  Managed to keep Lily from many 'run ins' throughout the years, so just more of the same with Cassie.  Just glad it's only an issue a couple of times a year!

Not considered spaying Dawn?

Actually considering breeding her Tom.  Rooks and I have discussed it and I won't be going down that road any time in the near future, but maybe a year or so from now.  We would obviously keep one of the pups as a long term companion for Cassie.  As much as I hate to say it, Lily won't be around forever and that's what I've stashed in the back of my mind. 

The litter as a whole will be bred with the racing side in mind.  Rooks wants to be involved in picking her mate and I've agreed to that as I've no real clue what to look for.  But the one kept with us won't be racing.   

Good luck with that then. Try not to keep them all.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Dubai on April 07, 2010, 07:03:52 PM
Recalling a dog from chasing a rabbit is really impressive!!

Impressive? that's unheard of

Non chaser!!! haha


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
Recalling a dog from chasing a rabbit is really impressive!!

Impressive? that's unheard of

Non chaser!!! haha

She still chases...but she comes back when she's asked to.  Smart girl...so she is.

Also knows where her dinner's coming from on Friday night.   ;)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on April 07, 2010, 07:34:27 PM
could've landed some big coups if she'd stayed racing. put her in a race as a huge fave, lay her big time and then recall her halfway through with the whistle


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 08, 2010, 12:06:04 AM
Playing the DTD 3.5gtd deep stack and we're down to final table bubble at the minute.  While I was busy shouting "HOOOOOOOOOLD" to my 10 10 all in call in the tourney, the girls were busy giggling their backsides off.  Cassie was helping herself to my pint glass of water.........

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/07042010220.jpg)




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: GreekStein on April 08, 2010, 12:28:39 AM
Fantastic pics and stories TY.

She's such a good girl - I'm so pleased she's become part of the furniture so quickly - I love being part of Cassie's life vicariously through this thread - so please keep it up!

good word


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on April 09, 2010, 11:04:02 AM
Make sure he is carrying these..

 rotflmfao  He's got it bad, that's for sure.  But he can get lost.  Managed to keep Lily from many 'run ins' throughout the years, so just more of the same with Cassie.  Just glad it's only an issue a couple of times a year!

Not considered spaying Dawn?

Tim might have though  ;hide;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2010, 11:07:24 AM
The cast iron stove in our sitting room was 'relocated' last night.  Brian had opened it a bit to empty ashes with intention if putting on a fire for me.  Cassie was thrown down right in front of it and not inclined to budge, so Brian didn't have much room to work with. 

Ashes cleared no hassle...well, not MUCH hassle anyway.  He went on to get sticks in for starting the fire.  Only now he needed to open the door a bit more as he wanted to scatter the firing around properly.  Quietly does it, he opened the door another bit.  Said door tipped off Cassie's back and she went MENTAL!!! 

Mayhem ensued.  Cassie jumped up and tore upstairs so fast I didn't know what had happened.  Only knew my cast iron stove had been moved the bones of a foot and was now off it's base.  Apparently when she jumped up, she took the fireplace with her for a bit.  It was now tilted sideways.  If the stove fell over, the glass would be in bits and we'd be waiting ages for a replacement. 

"Brian, hold tight and don't let it drop!  Girls, come help me check on Cassie!"

We ran up to check on Cassie while Brian held the stove.  Cassie is 100% grand.  She must have been sleeping and just woke with a hop.  Not a mark on her, but man she gave us a fright.  But what went on upstairs was comedy.  We'd get her off one bed and she'd tear road for another room/bed.  She'd let us pet her and check her over in one of the beds, but no way was she coming back downstairs with us.  This went on for a good five minutes.  We gave up in the end and decided to just let her calm down where she liked before trying again.  In the end, she managed to come back down to me of her own accord - and got loads of cuddles once she landed.

And the stove?  Brian and I got it back in place with a fair bit of effort, but we could only put down a small fire as the fire cement seal was no more.  I'd grand intentions of giving my car a good clean and maybe tidying the berry garden in our back ditch today, but that'll have to wait.  Will have to pull out the stove again later today and re-seal.  Marv.  lol 

Meanwhile, Cassie has decided sleeping by the fire is overrated.  She's now taken a page out of Lily's book and hits up whatever space she can find on one of the kid's beds.  This morning I found her on Sinéad's.............

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/09042010222.jpg)



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2010, 11:08:38 AM
Make sure he is carrying these..

 rotflmfao  He's got it bad, that's for sure.  But he can get lost.  Managed to keep Lily from many 'run ins' throughout the years, so just more of the same with Cassie.  Just glad it's only an issue a couple of times a year!

Not considered spaying Dawn?

Tim might have though  ;hide;

Wouldn't be the only thing he's thought of.   ;)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2010, 11:28:02 AM
"A bit to the left please.  Oh yeah...that's it."  Loving life.........

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/09042010223.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2010, 11:36:44 AM
Said to my girls, "Any chance you could take a picture where ya don't make me look HUGE in it?"

Sinéad, "Mom, we're taking pictures.  We're not magicians." 

Sigh.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 09, 2010, 06:35:27 PM
Said to my girls, "Any chance you could take a picture where ya don't make me look HUGE in it?"

Sinéad, "Mom, we're taking pictures.  We're not magicians." 

Sigh.

Always said that girl should be on the stage


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 11, 2010, 12:57:26 PM
It's been a bit manic in Laxie world, hence the lack of a tale on here.  However yesterday evening was one of those times where ya just throw in the towel and say, "Oh screw it.  Get through it and ya can start again tomorrow."

So we're into 'tomorrow' now and me brain still isn't awake, but we'll give a go at an old tale.

Ever have one of those days where it seems like the whole world crashes all around you?  Ya spend the day trying to work yer way through the rubble of life and just about the time you think you've got there...psyche!  Welcome to Laxie world.  By around 5pm, things were looking up a bit.  Was off to get some steaks for the dinner, the horses were good to me (Thank you AP) and Sarah was just about to take the dogs for a walk in the fields with her friends.  Natural rhythm of the house restored.  Famous last words.  lol

When I got to the shop, they were just about done putting away the meat stock for the night and my strip loins had already been sent to the back.  Sigh.  I'm a pretty regular customer there and I've a feeling the Lad behind the counter could sense something needed to go right for me that day.  He suggested the T-bones as they hadn't been put away yet.  Landed home with 5 HUGE T-bones...at a HUGE discount.  RESULT!

So I'm in the kitchen minding me own business cooking the dinner.  Visions of chilling by the fire with the dogs and my wine in less than an hour.  That's about the time Brian walked in with his friend.  They're going out for the night, but they need haircuts first.  "Sorry Lads, have to wait until I get the dinner done." 

My neighbour landed a few minutes later.  "Can you do my hair for me?"  "Sure, come back around 6:30." 

In walks Sarah with the dogs.  "They had a great run mom.  Only Lily started rolling again.  Checked her and she seems ok."  "Ummmmm, Sarah, put her out the back.  She's covered in it.  I'll wash her in a bit."  What is Lily's obsession with rolling in dog crap?!  In all fairness!  It's a good job I love her because sometimes she really does push her luck. 

Dinner served, 1 haircut done (his friend didn't want to wait), 1 neighbour's hair sorted for her night out and 1 dog washed later, I was finally ready to chill.  It was 9pm by then, but that'll do.  That's about the time Brian announced he'd need a lift to the next village over for his night out @ 10.  Cancel the wine.  For now.  Took Brian to meet his friends and got back to find Lily had dug out the kitchen fireplace again and was as black as Cassie...again.  FFS!!!  Luckily Sinéad beat me to the discovery and had already cleaned up the mess around the kitchen, so swerved that bit.  Lily's 2nd wash of the day could wait until tomorrow.

All the while, Cassie just sat there watching proceedings.  Once I'd sat with my wine, she rambled over and got a rub for her efforts.  And I got a kiss on the hand as thanks.  God love her, she really knows how to read a room.  Granted, it may have been the remnants of T-bone she was after too.

Anyway, today is a new day.  Lily needs another wash and the sun is shining so we'll head out back in a few to get the job done.  Then I'm going to work on my fruit shrubs in the back ditch.  Followed by a walk in the field with Lily and Cassie.  And if I'm REALLY up for it, will drive 25 minutes each way to a place I know has great stuff for a barbecue.  If that happens, expect pics of the pair hanging out drooling in the back yard later.

Have a good day all at whatever yer at.  xx 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 11, 2010, 12:59:23 PM
PS  Are dogs allowed to eat the bones from T-bones?  I've the plate of them saved from last night for the pair, but can't remember if they're safe or not. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_nun on April 11, 2010, 01:14:41 PM
loving your diary Lax, keep it coming.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 11, 2010, 01:37:30 PM
Cooked bones are dodgy Lax, they splinter easily and can puncture yer dog's pipes on the way in, or on the way out.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on April 11, 2010, 01:53:55 PM
are you sure it's not fox shit she's rolling in? that's more common, she's disguising her scent ready for the hunt

and what tom says about bones. ffs don't give 'em cooked ones


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on April 11, 2010, 02:23:48 PM
Cooked bones are dodgy Lax, they splinter easily and can puncture yer dog's pipes on the way in, or on the way out.

This Dawn.

Ronnie eats nothing but bones and raw food but none of it is ever cooked.

Contrary to popular myths they can even eat chicken as long as it's raw but cook it and it's lethal.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 11, 2010, 04:39:57 PM
Cheers all.  They didn't get the T bones because I wasn't sure, but they did get pork bellies straight off the barbecue for themselves.  Cassie is thrown down next to me after her nibbles and Lily is still out the back waiting for more scraps to be thrown to her.  Think the heat of the day is almost too much for Cassie with her black coat.  She's mostly preferred to stay inside despite myself and the kids all hanging out in the yard.



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: GreekStein on April 11, 2010, 09:25:28 PM
Cooked bones are dodgy Lax, they splinter easily and can puncture yer dog's pipes on the way in, or on the way out.

This Dawn.

Ronnie eats nothing but bones and raw food but none of it is ever cooked.

Contrary to popular myths they can even eat chicken as long as it's raw but cook it and it's lethal.

So just to clarify, none of Ronnie's raw food is cooked?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: nirvana on April 11, 2010, 11:04:17 PM
Cooked bones are dodgy Lax, they splinter easily and can puncture yer dog's pipes on the way in, or on the way out.

This Dawn.

Ronnie eats nothing but bones and raw food but none of it is ever cooked.

Contrary to popular myths they can even eat chicken as long as it's raw but cook it and it's lethal.

So just to clarify, none of Ronnie's raw food is cooked?

genuine lol


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 11, 2010, 11:42:54 PM
are you sure it's not fox shit she's rolling in? that's more common, she's disguising her scent ready for the hunt

and what tom says about bones. ffs don't give 'em cooked ones

Never occurred to me it could be from a fox.  We've a few living right near here too.  One of them calls to our front door at night to see if I've left out cat food for Rocky.  First time we spotted him/her (didn't want to scare it away by asking) we got a hop.  But it keeps coming back.  Kids love to watch them criss cross the fields behind us from their bedroom window in the evening.  But they love it even more when they catch a glimpse of one of them at the front door looking for food.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 13, 2010, 03:33:34 AM
I'm tired, but still here.  Cassie and Lily with me as I type.  Thank god for pets.  They might be troublesome at times and I'm sure they get cross with me too, but we all still love each other at the end of the day. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 03:58:06 PM
The house needs sweeping nearly every day.  It's like Grand Central Station here at times.  Seriously.  We've always had an open door policy.  If someone actually knocks at the door they obviously don't know us very well.  Lots of kids from the neighbourhood coming and going.  All sorts of other guests.  Madhouse, but I love it. 

Anyway, as I was tidying up around the place yesterday doing a bit of a spring clean, the dogs were under me feet every step of the way.  I'll be honest.  At one point they were doing me head in because I was afraid I'd accidentally trip over one of them.  Anyway, while playing the poker last night, I had an idea.  Wouldn't it be cool if there was some sort of doggy attachments you could strap to their feet so they can be sweeping/washing floors as they follow you around?  Would cut my housework load in half!  Not a realistic idea, I know.  But it kept me entertained for a bit. 

We're off to the field for a bit of fresh air now.  Pics when I get back.

In the meantime -- Table scraps.  Are they good or bad for dogs?  Not the type of stuff with bones obviously, just general bits and bobs left over from the dinner.  Discuss.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 14, 2010, 04:13:54 PM
No Chocolate.

Dogs can't deal with chocolate, it's like poison to them. I kid you not, it's true. (Scout's honour).

So avoid chocolate and cooked bones and you'll be fine.

PS- Send surplus choc to me.

PPS- Don't go mad and give them something like a leftover takeaway, which contains about 2lb of salt. Only humans are daft enough to eat those.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: EvilPie on April 14, 2010, 04:46:56 PM
Onions and garlic are also poisonous to dogs but only in large doses.

Ronnie has all my scraps and he's fine.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 05:21:33 PM
Knew about chocolate, ye cleared the air on bone types and we next to never do take away so we're safe on those counts. 

Onion and garlic were news to me.  Lily has spent many a year eating the leftovers of my home made Italian dishes so it's a miracle she's even alive in that case!

Thought I was taking a photo before our walk, but turns out the phone was set to video.  Uploading as we speak.  Makes a change from still pics for ya. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: trafficjam on April 14, 2010, 05:49:00 PM
The house needs sweeping nearly every day.  It's like Grand Central Station here at times.  Seriously.  We've always had an open door policy.  If someone actually knocks at the door they obviously don't know us very well.  Lots of kids from the neighbourhood coming and going.  All sorts of other guests.  Madhouse, but I love it. 

Anyway, as I was tidying up around the place yesterday doing a bit of a spring clean, the dogs were under me feet every step of the way.  I'll be honest.  At one point they were doing me head in because I was afraid I'd accidentally trip over one of them.  Anyway, while playing the poker last night, I had an idea.  Wouldn't it be cool if there was some sort of doggy attachments you could strap to their feet so they can be sweeping/washing floors as they follow you around?  Would cut my housework load in half!  Not a realistic idea, I know.  But it kept me entertained for a bit. 

We're off to the field for a bit of fresh air now.  Pics when I get back.

In the meantime -- Table scraps.  Are they good or bad for dogs?  Not the type of stuff with bones obviously, just general bits and bobs left over from the dinner.  Discuss.

Great idea, if you think of one for stopping my cat tearing up the carpet to get out the door as well please, I don't want a cat flap in my living room door.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 05:55:24 PM
Will give a think about it for ya Nellie, but I must warn you - Ger the Duke thought the doggy idea was daft.  Can't wait to hear what he thinks of the cat idea when it comes to me.  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 06:00:08 PM
Now then.  Earlier I thought I was taking yet another still shot.  I'd asked Sinéad to change my phone from photo to video for me the other day but assumed she'd gone out and forgotten.  My bad.  Her good.

Lily and Cassie had a great wee tumble around the house today.  Jumping around and playing, happy out.  Eventually Cassie wanted a break from it and threw down, but Lily was hoping for more play time.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWMwzxP-T7E 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 06:03:16 PM
That was just a quickie, I know.  But I really thought I was just taking a photo. 

Took the pair of them for a walk through the field an hour ago and this is some of what went on.

First we have the lower field where Cassie does most of her full on running to stretch the legs.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p87IorS0sQE


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 06:07:29 PM
It's turned into a bit of a routine for us.  Big runs around the main field followed by a good sniff around the forestry field.  It's got to the point where they lead the way to the forestry for a break from the running.  lol  As I was walking to the field today my daughter Sarah and a couple of her friends joined us.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR5uEZaOAr0


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 06:18:04 PM
PS  Apologies for the constant chatter and giggling, but that's me.  Can't be helped.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 14, 2010, 06:19:27 PM
Will give a think about it for ya Nellie, but I must warn you - Ger the Duke thought the doggy idea was daft.  Can't wait to hear what he thinks of the cat idea when it comes to me.  rotflmfao

Don't start me on cats -- it will be ugly


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: TightEnd on April 14, 2010, 06:21:43 PM
PS  Apologies for the constant chatter and giggling, but that's me. 


it is?

Not how I remember you.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Geo the Sarge on April 14, 2010, 06:47:20 PM
The house needs sweeping nearly every day.  It's like Grand Central Station here at times.  Seriously.  We've always had an open door policy.  If someone actually knocks at the door they obviously don't know us very well.  Lots of kids from the neighbourhood coming and going.  All sorts of other guests.  Madhouse, but I love it. 

Anyway, as I was tidying up around the place yesterday doing a bit of a spring clean, the dogs were under me feet every step of the way.  I'll be honest.  At one point they were doing me head in because I was afraid I'd accidentally trip over one of them.  Anyway, while playing the poker last night, I had an idea.  Wouldn't it be cool if there was some sort of doggy attachments you could strap to their feet so they can be sweeping/washing floors as they follow you around?  Would cut my housework load in half!  Not a realistic idea, I know.  But it kept me entertained for a bit. 

We're off to the field for a bit of fresh air now.  Pics when I get back.

In the meantime -- Table scraps.  Are they good or bad for dogs?  Not the type of stuff with bones obviously, just general bits and bobs left over from the dinner.  Discuss.

Great idea, if you think of one for stopping my cat tearing up the carpet to get out the door as well please, I don't want a cat flap in my living room door.

We had similar probs with one of our dogs a few years back Nellie.

You can get a clear plastic carpet protector, basically a clear plastic mat that can be tacked to the said area.

Geo


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Geo the Sarge on April 14, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
Great vids Laxie,

so glad that Cassie has settled in and looks to be loving it.

Geo


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 06:58:19 PM
Great vids Laxie,

so glad that Cassie has settled in and looks to be loving it.

Geo

Cheers Geo.  Must practice keeping me mouth shut (good luck with that) and sort out the settings on the phone for a brighter picture if possible.  Waiting for bright sunny days in Ireland would mean ye next to never see them.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 14, 2010, 10:08:39 PM
NEED



OXYGEN




FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Good God Cassie's farts stink!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: KarmaDope on April 15, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
PS  Apologies for the constant chatter and giggling, but that's me. 


it is?

Not how I remember you.

Me neither. Talking, no.

Snoring like a Warthog...now that sounds more like it!!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 15, 2010, 11:02:10 AM
Oi!!!!  Nobody's perfect ffs!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 15, 2010, 04:59:53 PM
Laxie Taxi's at yer service.  Yep.  It's that time of year again.  Gaelic Football season has started for the girls and Sarah's first U14 match is tonight.  But before we hit the pitch at 7, she must go to some hip hop dance class from 5 - 6.  Marv. 

From now til November we run around the countryside visiting various villages I've never heard of and couldn't even begin to pronounce.  Makes for great amusement with the locals when I'm lost and ask for directions.  Glutton for punishment, I take no notice if the smirks and giggles and eventually find someone who can stay composed just long enough to give me said directions.  Followed by roars of laughter.  Sigh. 

Anyway, tonight isn't too bad as it's their home pitch.  I know where that is and can just about pronounce it.  Lily has seen loads of matches throughout the years and tonight Cassie will be joining us too.  Trip report upon our return. 

Gooooooooo Dromtarriffe!!!!     


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 15, 2010, 05:41:15 PM
Lovin the vids chick, just hearing you giggle makes me miss yer.

Looks glorious over there ... room for me a and a wee one, one weekend he he

x


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 15, 2010, 05:52:27 PM
Lovin the vids chick, just hearing you giggle makes me miss yer.

Looks glorious over there ... room for me a and a wee one, one weekend he he

x

Yer always more than welcome ya goose!!!  See ya soon!  xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 15, 2010, 11:11:18 PM
Lovin the vids chick, just hearing you giggle makes me miss yer.

Looks glorious over there ... room for me a and a wee one, one weekend he he

x

Yer always more than welcome ya goose!!!  See ya soon!  xx

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 15, 2010, 11:49:52 PM
Lovin the vids chick, just hearing you giggle makes me miss yer.

Looks glorious over there ... room for me a and a wee one, one weekend he he

x

Yer always more than welcome ya goose!!!  See ya soon!  xx

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

OMG Mich loose in Knocknagree -- bit like putting the gamekeeper in charge of the Pheasants


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 01:04:21 AM
Had a great time tonight.  Dromtarriffe crushed a city team called Mallow.  Was great to watch at first, but bordered on embarrassing in the end.  Mallow was given permission to use unlimited subs for the second half.  lol 

Ah well, that's one down and marked up as a win.  Don't ask me the score.  We lost count in the end and I didn't have the heart to ask the ref while the other coach was stood there. 


Sarah about to clash with #9 from Mallow's team

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15042010233.jpg)



Cassie looking on

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15042010241.jpg)



Half time chat

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15042010236.jpg)



My neighbour minds Jessica and her small brothers now and then.  Jessica's taken a bit of a shine to Cassie.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15042010228.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
Lily loves going to matches.  She's spent her entire life going to them and is spoilt rotten by all the kids at each one.  We don't take her to away games, because the drives are sometimes too long to keep her cooped up.  But she's well known and adored by the locals.

Today was Cassie's first proper outing.  She's not been around more than maybe half a dozen kids at a time because I didn't want to make her nervous.  Well, she was put to the test today and passed with flying colours!  Myself and the pair sat in the grass watching the match and she really was interested.  All that bothered Lily was who was going to pet her next, but Cassie wanted to know when she'd get a run with the team.  If a group of kids walked up to us, she'd humour them and accept their rubs.  All the while looking over their shoulder - trying to get a glimpse of the action on the pitch. 

Once we got home, myself and Sarah took them to 'their field' for one last tear around before the sun went down.  She thought I'd been a bit daft to land with TWO big dogs to a match, but they did her proud and Sarah was delighted they were there in the end.  And so was I.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 16, 2010, 01:28:29 AM
Lovin the vids chick, just hearing you giggle makes me miss yer.

Looks glorious over there ... room for me a and a wee one, one weekend he he

x

Yer always more than welcome ya goose!!!  See ya soon!  xx

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

OMG Mich loose in Knocknagree -- bit like putting the gamekeeper in charge of the Pheasants

Sigh - two rub downs, on two different threads in two different forums in the same night



THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!






Those heels are gonna getcha  :P


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on April 16, 2010, 08:23:51 AM
would the game not be easier if you didn't have both teams in the same colour?


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 16, 2010, 11:50:10 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/15042010233.jpg)

LOL -- Looks like Sarah's right hand is about to deliver a beaut of an uppercut to the #9


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Woodsey on April 16, 2010, 11:53:46 AM
'Cassie looking on'

LOL like the dog gives a fk about a game of football. Probably scouting out in case she gets a surprise root from a labrador behind rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 16, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
Those heels are gonna getcha  :P

Wilkinson Sword titanium waistcoat on order.......


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 12:18:47 PM
Sarah's definitely her mother's daughter.   #9 from Mallow was our biggest threat...and Sarah was her marker.  ;)

Can't remember how many teams they play with similar uniform, but the yellow of this lot spilt the difference.  In other matches, they flip a coin and one of the teams must wear their tops inside out.  I kid ya not.  Girl's football in Ireland just about survives thanks to the dedication of the people involved.  But when it comes to home and away kits - they're just lucky to have a kit - and happily make due with what they get.  

From the minute the dogs got out of the car, Lily was bursting with excitement.  She knew what she was there for.  Oodles of pets and cuddles.  Cassie picked up on this and was wagging her tail wondering what's up.  Once the match started though, she couldn't take her eyes off it.


The video gets a bit dark for some unknown reason about 10 seconds in, but rights itself again soon enough.  Kept me mouth shut this time.  Until the end that is, when Lily left out a bark because I wouldn't let her move closer to a potential cuddles target.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUoq7y3S6Mk


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Ginger on April 16, 2010, 12:39:23 PM


The video gets a bit dark for some unknown reason about 10 seconds in, but rights itself again soon enough.  


It gets dark because you are filming towards the (setting) sun, as soon as you move away from that direction the settings revert to normal.

Keep up with the thread Lax, I'm muchly enjoying it xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: TightEnd on April 16, 2010, 12:44:08 PM
Rules of Gaelic football please. What are they trying to do?

Is Sinead still playing years above her age group?



p.s the reds won, the reds lost. Get a change of kit!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 01:00:29 PM


The video gets a bit dark for some unknown reason about 10 seconds in, but rights itself again soon enough.  


It gets dark because you are filming towards the (setting) sun, as soon as you move away from that direction the settings revert to normal.

Keep up with the thread Lax, I'm muchly enjoying it xx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee  ty muchly for that!  I shall do me best to avoid setting suns in future.  

I now know how it feels to ramble on, all the while wondering if anyone's interested.  I'm happy to hear you're enjoying it.  Thank you.  xx


Rules of Gaelic football please. What are they trying to do?

Is Sinead still playing years above her age group?



p.s the reds won, the reds lost. Get a change of kit!

Rules can be found here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_football  with the rules for females varying slightly.  

Female changes are as follows and taken from wiki to stop me rambling:

Differences from men's football

Although most of the rules of the game are parallel to those for men's Gaelic football, there are some differences. The main ones are:

    * A player may pick the ball up directly from the ground, so long as she is standing
    * All matches last 60 minutes; in the men's game, senior inter-county games last 70
    * Kickouts may be taken from the hand
    * A countdown clock with siren is used if available; in the men's game, the referee decides the end of the game
    * It is permitted to change the ball from one hand to the other
    * All deliberate bodily contact is forbidden except when "shadowing" an opponent, competing to catch the ball, or blocking the delivery of the ball.

The rule I've highlighted is mostly BS.  They can't even afford two kits, where the heck are they going to get a count down clock and siren FFS?!  Ref blows the whistle up...end of.

Sarah will be 13 next week.  Sinéad will be 15 in August.  Sarah plays U14/U16.  Sinéad has been pushed to U16 and can train/possibly play with Minors if she wants.  We're actually quite lucky one rule has changed.  In the old days both girls were playing for the Lad's teams as well.  THAT'S where Sinéad was kept truly busy.  When she was only a wee one she was playing up to U15 with both groups.  Last year they changed the rule.  Girls are not permitted to play with the lads beyond U12.  She was gutted and so were her coaches, but at least now Sinéad can concentrate on just the one or two teams as opposed to 4.

Ps Red and white won, red and yellow lost.  DTD/Blonde want to sponsor a kit for them?  They'd be delighted!   rotflmfao  




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 02:30:56 PM
Lily's partial to a rub of ears and anywhere around the face/neck which works out well because that's the spot most kids aim for, but Cassie LOVES belly rubs!!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdzAog-MicQ


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 04:12:43 PM
We have a dishwasher.  A real live electric one.  No elbow grease required.  So why are my counters cluttered and my sink full of dirty dishes?!  Wonder if the whistle works on kids?  Have just tidied the kitchen for the 3rd time today and am heading out to the field with the dogs.  God help the kids if the kitchen doesn't look the same when I return.

/rant


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Tonji on April 16, 2010, 04:21:41 PM
Keep up with the updates Laxie. I always check em out, they are great  ;hattip;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Dingdell on April 16, 2010, 04:53:17 PM
Keep up with the updates Laxie. I always check em out, they are great  ;hattip;

This is the first thread I look at, it's like an irish version of neighbours. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2010, 04:58:20 PM
We have a dishwasher.  A real live electric one.  No elbow grease required.  So why are my counters cluttered and my sink full of dirty dishes?!  Wonder if the whistle works on kids?  Have just tidied the kitchen for the 3rd time today and am heading out to the field with the dogs.  God help the kids if the kitchen doesn't look the same when I return.

/rant

PS  Helpful to press the 'on' button once loaded - especially if you expect them to be washed at some point.  But I blame me for that one.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on April 16, 2010, 07:05:22 PM

Ps Red and white won, red and yellow lost.  DTD/Blonde want to sponsor a kit for them?  They'd be delighted!   rotflmfao  




Black and gold? Kilkenny colours? Where you live?  rotflmfao   rotflmfao   rotflmfao 

Of course they're cultured in Kilkenny, none of this football nonsense just the Hurling.



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 17, 2010, 02:13:25 PM
Excuuuuuuse me?!  Cultured?!  It's the only blinking sport they know how to play in Kilkenny.  Granted, they play it very well...I'll give ya that. 

In Cork we're multi talented see.  We've a bit of luck in both sports.  We don't like meeting Kilkenny in the hurling or Kerry in the football as both teams are a constant pain in Cork's backside, but has to be done now and then. 

And man oh man, what a day when they meet.  Especially Cork v Kerry.  We're in a border village.  Kerry is only 2 miles away from Knocknagree and Knocknagree is a bit of a mad place for pubs.  On match day the village pubs are packed with Cork supporters from 2 hours before kick-off.  If yer not into sports, may as well go home because it'll do yer head in and if Cork win there's every real possibility you'll be soaked.  Everyone forgets they have a pint in their hand when the final whistle blows. 

Here's where it gets tricky.  If Cork are losing at half time car loads of Kerry supporters start landing in Knocknagree.  If Kerry win, they stay on for the night taking the piss out of the Cork people...on our own side of the border, ffs!  Luckily, most Corkonians around here have a great sense of humour and the banter is unreal for the night.  However, if Kerry loses in the end - they take off out of here as fast as they landed.  Kerry can dish it out but they can't take it, poor craters.     

(All of the Cork v Kerry info above was based on Gaelic Football.  They don't do Hurling.  It confuses them.)




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 17, 2010, 02:31:57 PM
Another day another match.  Dromtarriffe U14 takes on Mournabbey @ 7pm.  It's another one of those trips where I'll get close to the place, then have to ask for directions.  Marv.  At least I can pronounce this one.   

Won't be taking the dogs this time as it's nearly 90 minutes each way from what I can gather.  They'll be gutted when Sarah and I walk out the door without them, but Brian is on strict orders to spoil them rotten while we're away. 

Text just in.  When we get back from the match, I've to turbo mode get meself ready for another night out.  My neighbour Bridget wants to go out for a couple and I'll need to do her hair before we go.  I've no clue what I'm wearing, where we're going and I'm tired, but she's lucky I'm not as tired as I could have been or she'd be heading out on her own.

Gently does it though as tomorrow I will mostly be outside painting the walls around the yard.  Love that job to be honest!  Anything to do with yard work (when the weather is decent) and I'm there.  Get things tidied up and get a tan at the same time.  Result.  Sarah asked to help with the painting and I'm going to let her.  Child labour FTW.  lol  Means I can get other bits done around the yard for the day too. 

Usually Lily and Rocky sit by my side as I go, but Cassie and Rocky haven't agreed on shared space yet.  Cassie doesn't chase him when I'm there, but by all accounts Rocky's been kept on his toes.  We'll see how it goes.  Should be interesting.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 18, 2010, 12:47:08 PM
Well, they got absolutely crushed yesterday.  Missing 4 key players and a good few subs, we didn't even have enough to field a team.  Luckily, the younger sister of one of the girls was kitted out and willing to play so we didn't have to forfeit the match.  Don't know what the score was.  Lost count after a while but we had a bit of a comeback towards the end, so may not have been too bad.  Proberly. 

Mournabbey is between Mallow and Cork City.  I reckon lots of city folk must live there and commute to work because they have some set up in their GAA!  The average village couldn't afford it in a month of Sundays, so has to be 'city money' keeps them ticking over.  They've this HUGE community centre building on site, as well as lovely dressing room facilities.  They've even got a sprinkler system for their pitches.  Sprinkler system?  In Ireland?!  Must be some drainage set up they've got too if they're throwing on the sprinklers now and then.

Sarah and the rest of the team played well enough.  Just wasn't their day.  I reckon they panicked when they realised so many were missing.  Hence the crickets scores in the first half.  Once they settled down and got their act together, the second half was more like a match should be.  Coach is furious over the number of 'no-shows' so they've called a team meeting for 7pm tomorrow night.  Sure am looking forward to it.  Should be fun.  Think I'll take the dogs so I have an excuse to stay outside rambling the fields while they get on with it.



No coin flip for kits required this time.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/17042010244.jpg)   



Their dressing rooms

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/17042010248.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 19, 2010, 09:25:59 AM
So tonight's the night of the 'big meeting' in Dromtarriffe.  The coach will give out about lack of attendance this past week-end and everyone will have to sit and listen to it...parents included.  Hoping Sarah forgets about the meeting.  In all fairness, we were there on Saturday and we live the furthest of anyone on the team.  Surely we get to dodge this one.  If she happens to remember the meeting, I've a sicky planned as back up.  Horrible headache coming on.  Oh crap.  She reads this thread.  GG me. 

Timothy's father spent the day with us yesterday.  The Mrs. was gone out for the day with some friends and he'd no interest in their outing, so we got to mind him.  Whatever about anything else, I absolutely adore the father-in-law.  He's a heart of gold and we've an understanding.  I speak my mind and he doesn't give out to me for it.  In fact, if it kicks off in his own life I get the call to help sort it out for him.  Thing is, he has a mind of his own and can speak up, but years of running the local shop in the next village over has trained him to bite his tongue most of the time.  If he gets riled up, he fills me in which riles me up then he asks, "Can you sort it?"  "Of course I will!  How dare they!"  Rinse repeat for many years now. 

Michael (the father-in-law) isn't a dog man.  Well, that's not entirely true.  He likes them if they're small enough to fit on his lap.  Lily sees him landing and she knows the routine.  Straight for the back door without saying a word to her.  Only Cassie wasn't filled in on the drill.  Her tail was wagging to beat the band and she was sooooooo happy to meet Michael for the first time.  Lily thought she'd get in on this new act, wagging her stump and looking for a rub from Michael too.  She's an optimist, God love her.  Bubble burst, they were escorted to the back yard.  Bad beat, but things were about to improve for the pair of them.

Cassie stayed put in the sitting room during the last barbecue, but thanks to her earlier bad beat, she was right where the action was this time.  She's discovered the perks of the barbecue and I'd be very surprised if she willingly hides in the sitting room for the next one.  The pair of them ate like royalty for the day and I still have a mountain of food left over, despite the dogs and handing bits over the fence to my neighbour.  I've a bad habit of doing that for the first couple of barbecues.  Can't decide what I'd like most, so cook the lot and sample a little of everything.  My mouth and belly thank me for it, but the hips aren't quite as impressed.  Must really cop on in that regard, but I'd imagine the same mistake will be made at least a couple more times this season before it happens. 

We never got to the yard work so I didn't get to test the Cassie/Rocky theories.  Michael wasn't too keen on sitting outside as it was a bit chilly for him and we didn't have the heart to leave him on his own in the sitting room.  Saving the work for some day this week.  Probably should do it today as I don't have to cook a dinner.  If the sun cooperates that might just be the plan.

Whatever you're doing for the day, hope it's a good one.  xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 19, 2010, 06:54:00 PM
   * All deliberate bodily contact is forbidden except when "shadowing" an opponent, competing to catch the ball, or blocking the delivery of the ball.

Yeah right - no one told Sinead that when she back elbowed that girl at the match we went to


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 19, 2010, 06:58:18 PM
   * All deliberate bodily contact is forbidden except when "shadowing" an opponent, competing to catch the ball, or blocking the delivery of the ball.

Yeah right - no one told Sinead that when she back elbowed that girl at the match we went to

Sinéad and Sarah are both aware of the rules.  Because the coaches know what they're like (fearless) they're encouraged - 'just don't get caught'... if possible. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: thetank on April 19, 2010, 07:02:27 PM
Best thread on blonde at the moment.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: trafficjam on April 20, 2010, 11:36:36 AM
Keep up with the updates Laxie. I always check em out, they are great  ;hattip;

This is the first thread I look at, it's like an irish version of neighbours. 


lol it is great, the energy of your household reminds me of when my children were young. Great thread Laxie.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Digger on April 20, 2010, 02:14:00 PM
Best thread on blonde at the moment.

+1


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 20, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
Wow!  Thanks everyone!  Makes it all worth while when I find out a few are enjoying it now and then. 




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 20, 2010, 06:02:23 PM
Swerved the team meeting last night.  Get in there!!!  Phew.  It was a close one though.  Sarah remembered, I went on strike as I couldn't bluff the sicky (poker player me eye) and she'd conned her father into carrying her.  But as it turns out, even Timothy swerved.  Luckbox.  A group of her friends landed 10 minutes before she was due to head out asking her to join them on a run about around the village.  She flipped an imaginary coin in her head and off she went with the crew. 

Amazing how something soooooo important one minute, becomes a non-issue the next.  Have stored last night's coin flip for next time she insists something is that important.  I do that with all 3 kids.  It's good for one 'get out of jail free' card at a later date which I will happily utilise.  In turn, she will make damn sure I carry her to wherever it is the next time.  And round and round we go.

Today I went to lunch with friends and ran a few errands.  Cassie and Lily looked really comfortable and I didn't have the heart to put them out the back yard.  They'd no real need anyway as we'd already had our morning jaunt in the field.  So I left them to it in the house and off I went.  But I forgot to put a chair in front of the fire guard before leaving.  Yep...you know the rest of the tale...................


Lily strikes again!!!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/20042010252.jpg)


Sigh.  There was rubbish and ash all over the kitchen and hall floors when I walked in the door.  Cassie was exactly where I'd left her earlier...thrown down in the sitting room.  Lily was missing in action.  She'd thrown herself down on Brian's bed and was quite pleased with herself.  A few mumbled expletives later as I swept the place up...she called in to find out exactly how much trouble she was in.


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/20042010255.jpg)


Another hosing down awaits.  I've the kitchen and hall swept and mopped.  Dinner is done and dusted too.  Just building up the motivation now to drag her out the back for her washing.  Will chance my arm asking the kids if they'd like to do it.  Just have to figure out how I'm going to sell the idea.  All going well, they'll land with a bunch of friends.  Peer pressure isn't always a bad thing.  Another day down. 
 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 21, 2010, 09:29:55 AM
Today my youngest officially hits teen status.  Yep.  Sarah is 13.  Where does the time go?  

We moved to Ireland on June 15, 1996.  We'd a rental house arranged before we ever made the move, but Michael decided not to tell us it wasn't ready for us yet.  Well, not until we landed with our two wee kids at Shannon airport.  That's when he broke the news.  We'd be staying with the in-laws for the foreseeable future.  

At first, we were told it would only be two weeks.  In the end it took six weeks.  They weren't used to my mad Yank ways yet and I wasn't used to the reserved Irish Catholic ways of his parents.  It was a long six weeks for all...after what had already been a very long year.  

Brian was 4 at the time and Sinéad was only 10 months.  I'd been diagnosed with thyroid cancer while pregnant with Sinéad, so it was a pretty stressful last year in America.  Sinéad was born just in time to have the op and radio treatment before it spread, and by May of '96 I was given the all clear.  Living in New York City is great when you're young and single, but not the best way to go about life with two young kids and health issues, so off we went to Ireland.  

When we first arrived, it was more like a holiday.  Everyone just kicking back getting used to each other and the area, meeting up with the locals.  That sort of thing.  Was during our stay with the in-laws that I became pregnant with Sarah.  I'm late for just about everything else in life, but when it comes to 'that' I'm on time to the minute, so when I'm late I know the score.  Off to the doctor (just for official confirmation) and sure enough.  

Headed back to the in-law's house where they were making the brekkie.  They'd spent the first couple of weeks saying we'd enough in two children.  No need to have more.  Not like it was in the old days.  And on and on it went for the first few weeks.  We were now into week six of our stay and just about to move to the rental when I had to sit down at the brekkie table and break the news.  Timothy was gone to work, so it was all up to me.  Now THAT was a fun chat!  Wasn't hard for them to do the maths and figure out where she'd been conceived either.  

The in-laws call her the Irish baby, for obvious reasons.  I call her my 'container baby' because we'd only just received the container of furniture we'd shipped from America.  Sarah doesn't mind the title.  She giggles about it, thank God.    

In the end, Sheila and Michael adore all three kids, but Sarah is their shining star.  She heads to their house even now for sleep-overs at least once a month just to hang out with them.  The three of them watch the telly and snack on late night pizza while having the chat.  They take her shopping and she helps with their yard work.  And they're delighted I never listened to their advice way back when.

Sooooooooooooooooo......................


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 21, 2010, 09:31:02 AM
 :birthday: ;letsparty; :birthday: ;letsparty; :birthday:

Happy Birthday Sarah!!!  Hope you have a fantabulous day Chicka!!!  xx

 ;mexicanwave; ;mexicanwave;


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 21, 2010, 09:45:37 AM
Have a great day Sarah!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: TightEnd on April 21, 2010, 09:49:34 AM
Happy birthday Sarah


Great thread Laxie.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: pleno1 on April 21, 2010, 10:06:30 AM
I know you mentioned previously that Sarah reads this, so Happy Birthday Sarah. Biggest advice would be to enjoy your years at school, I know everyone probably tells you this and you're sick of it being rammed down your throat but trust me (a 21 year old) being at school is the best time of your life.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: cia260895 on April 21, 2010, 11:18:16 AM
Superb stuff this Laxie,

well done hun

If Carlsberg done homes for dogs.........................


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 21, 2010, 11:25:10 AM
Today my youngest officially hits teen status.  Yep.  Sarah is 13.  Where does the time go? 

We moved to Ireland on June 15, 1996.  We'd a rental house arranged before we ever made the move, but Michael decided not to tell us it wasn't ready for us yet.  Well, not until we landed with our two wee kids at Shannon airport.  That's when he broke the news.  We'd be staying with the in-laws for the foreseeable future. 

At first, we were told it would only be two weeks.  In the end it took six weeks.  They weren't used to my mad Yank ways yet and I wasn't used to the reserved Irish Catholic ways of his parents.  It was a long six weeks for all...after what had already been a very long year.   

Brian was 4 at the time and Sinéad was only 10 months.  I'd been diagnosed with thyroid cancer while pregnant with Sinéad, so it was a pretty stressful last year in America.  Sinéad was born just in time to have the op and radio treatment before it spread, and by May of '96 I was given the all clear.  Living in New York City is great when you're young and single, but not the best way to go about life with two young kids and health issues, so off we went to Ireland. 

When we first arrived, it was more like a holiday.  Everyone just kicking back getting used to each other and the area, meeting up with the locals.  That sort of thing.  Was during our stay with the in-laws that I became pregnant with Sarah.  I'm late for just about everything else in life, but when it comes to 'that' I'm on time to the minute, so when I'm late I know the score.  Off to the doctor (just for official confirmation) and sure enough. 

Headed back to the in-law's house where they were making the brekkie.  They'd spent the first couple of weeks saying we'd enough in two children.  No need to have more.  Not like it was in the old days.  And on and on it went for the first few weeks.  We were now into week six of our stay and just about to move to the rental when I had to sit down at the brekkie table and break the news.  Timothy was gone to work, so it was all up to me.  Now THAT was a fun chat!  Wasn't hard for them to do the maths and figure out where she'd been conceived either. 

The in-laws call her the Irish baby, for obvious reasons.  I call her my 'container baby' because we'd only just received the container of furniture we'd shipped from America.  Sarah doesn't mind the title.  She giggles about it, thank God.   

In the end, Sheila and Michael adore all three kids, but Sarah is their shining star.  She heads to their house even now for sleep-overs at least once a month just to hang out with them.  They three of them watch the telly and snack on late night pizza while having the chat.  They take her shopping and she helps with their yard work.  And they're delighted I never listened to their advice way back when.

Sooooooooooooooooo......................

Quality writing this Dawn. More "Life" stuff please.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_nun on April 21, 2010, 12:04:04 PM
 ;charmaine; ;charmaine; ;charmaine; ;charmaine; ;charmaine; :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: ;charmaine; ;charmaine; ;charmaine; ;charmaine; ;charmaine;

Happy Birthday Sarah..xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on April 21, 2010, 02:39:42 PM

Quality writing this Dawn. More "Life" stuff please.
+1


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on April 21, 2010, 02:40:43 PM
Happy Birthday Sarah!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 21, 2010, 05:14:37 PM
Happy Birthday Sarah!

+1


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 21, 2010, 08:47:00 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone.  She was dead chuffed.  Although, she'd like to meet pleno for a wee debate regarding school some day.   rotflmfao


Michael, Sarah, Sheila & Sinéad
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sarah%2013th/21042010258.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Karabiner on April 21, 2010, 11:03:21 PM
Just caught up the last few days Dawn, I'm really loving this thread.

XX


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: pleno1 on April 22, 2010, 05:13:40 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone.  She was dead chuffed.  Although, she'd like to meet pleno for a wee debate regarding school some day.   rotflmfao


Michael, Sarah, Sheila & Sinéad
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sarah%2013th/21042010258.jpg)

Wow so jealous of that cake!

Ok, well if she wants to come and do my dissertation then I'll pop over to Ireland and go to school. It's a deal.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 12:35:24 AM
Whenever I'm in a mood to give the house a proper tidy, first things first.  Off to the desktop where we have an obscene amount of music stored to pick my cleaning music.  The music changes from session to session, but I've two or three that never get the boot from the list.  There's a old memory to go with every song I play, volume pumped up to the last and I tend to dance around the house as I go.  Lily's well used to it and takes no notice.  Cassie was just introduced to it today.  She wasn't at all impressed with the first song, but by the fourth song the pair of them joined in chasing me around the kitchen...tail and stump wagging mad.  Amazing how much cleaning you can get done if you're having fun doing it.  Apologies in advance...lol

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM 

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZrHIvQ_u8

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 01:10:13 AM
Blimey...almost forgot one of my abso FAVS!!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdaQhitdKg


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 01:54:18 AM
I was feeling a wee pang of guilt for about 30 seconds the other day when I was hoping to swerve that team meeting.  But then I thought about it.  My kids really are lucky.  For the most part I'm always here for them.  I've not worked a proper job in years.  Not because I don't want to, but because the kids wanted me home...and we could just about afford to make that happen.  I rarely miss a match or anything else important in their lives and for that I'm grateful. 

It wasn't like that for me growing up.  My parents were divorced by the time I was four.  Had the pleasure (NOT) of being asked to sit in a court room and announce who I'd rather live with - as was the way back then.  Marv.  I picked my Mom and as my brother was too young to have a say, the decision of a four year old stood and off we went to live with her. 

My Mom was broker than broke.  She was working full time for the phone company but also going to night school which is where the 'broke' bit came in.  She had an apartment she could afford on her own, but not with two small kids.  So at first, the three of us went to live in a convent.

Sr. Marie was one of my Mom's teachers in High School and they remained good friends after her graduation.  She had it worked out that the retired nuns would mind us during the day while Sr. Marie was at school.  Then she'd take over once her classes finished until my Mom returned from her own night classes.  We managed this until my brother reached school age, but then it got too much and my Mom had to make the tough decision and sent us to live with the dad. 

Those few years are a bit of a blur.  He'd re-married to a widow who had three kids of her own by her deceased husband.  They weren't too keen to see us land on the scene.  To be fair, they didn't like him at all so they reckoned 'same cloth' and all that...as kids do. 

Bonnie had a horse farm which was established during her previous marriage.  Apparently her husband was a lovely man who died very young of cancer, but he worked his tail off while he was alive.  Good thing, because the same couldn't be said for Bonnie's second husband.  Sean and I got through those years, just about. 

We lived in the middle of nowhere.  Halloween was a total bust for us back then.  Not at all like what you see on the telly.  Our nearest neighbours were a mile away...in each direction!  It took fecking AGES just to visit 4 houses on the night and we'd be collected by our step-brother on the tractor once we reached the last house.  But that was the highlight of our year, every year while we lived there.     

Eventually Mom got herself sorted and was doing well enough to take us back.  By then we were just about old enough to make our own way home from school where we'd do our lessons until she arrived from work.  She really did work her tail off to make sure we got to stay this time and we did what we could to pick up odd jobs to help out with our own spending money. 

By the time I was 12, I was delivering the daily newspapers door to door each morning before school and at week-ends.  In the summer I managed to get a gig as a golf caddy.  Not a proper one, mind.  Basically just a donkey carrying around clubs for a couple of old men out for their day's leisure.  Would do an 18 hole round in the morning for 2, quick lunch and back out for another 18.  At first they gave out to the Club Manager over a 12 year old girl walking the course carrying two golf bags, but once they got to know me I ended up with a regular list of customers who didn't mind the wee girl.

That's about the time I got into sports.  I was into just about everything going.  Soccer, baseball, basketball, track...and those were just a few.  Luckily we went to a school where the team were carried on a bus to away games and we lived close enough I could walk to the home games.  My Mom was always working and looking back, I'm not sure if she ever saw a game.  It was kind of gutting at the time.  All the team had at least one parent there to cheer them on.  I had me. 

On the plus side, I never felt pressure to play a certain way.  No eyes were on me apart from the coach, so I was pretty fearless.  Senior year in High School, I'd moved out of our house and was still motoring on with things when a call came from a University.  They'd seen me play at a basketball match and wanted to know if I'd be interested in a full college scholarship to play for them.  'No thanks.  Appreciate the offer, but I have some living to do.'


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: RED-DOG on April 23, 2010, 07:15:35 AM
Good stuff Dawn. Keep it coming.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
I've a call put in with Mike the Vet.  Even brought out the big guns and sent him a text.  I'd imagine it'll be another while before I hear back.  It's Friday and he will no doubt stop off for 'lunch' and a pre weekend chat in the pub.  Ah well, at least he's a couple options to focus on when he surfaces.  Just hope he can focus!  lol

Lily's lump hasn't shrunk and she's been limping around a bit for the past couple of days.  She may have pulled a muscle from all the running or it could just be old age proper creeping up on her, but will leave it to Mike to figure out.  He's in charge of keeping them going and I'm in charge of the cuddles.  Wonder if Cassie will run for the hills when she sees Mike?  Will let ye know how we get on once the dust settles.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 24, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Mike phoned at 8:45pm.  He was here 10 minutes later.  Cassie went tearing road up the stairs 30 seconds after that.  No way, no how was she going to be seen in the same room.

He had a good check over Lily and he reckons the lump is stagnant so no need to tear into her just yet.  I'm not to be checking daily for fear I'd upset it, but about every two weeks give an old grope to see how it's going.  If it stays the same, we'll leave her be.  The minute it grows, it's out.  Until then, great news and no panic.

As for the limp?  That's where the bad news comes in.  No big deal in the grand scheme of things and not unexpected, but Lily has arthritis.  Apparently she has it bad.  He gave her an injection and another week's worth of tablets to help her feel better. 

Normally, you'd say 'Great!  She's sorted so.'  Except he dished out the meds with a new rule to boot.  She's not allowed to run any more.  Try telling that to a dog who's just found her youth again.  Sigh.  We're to keep her on the lead in future so she won't try to keep up with Cassie.  Even the kids knew this request was going to cause problems.  Double sigh.

Thing is, since Cassie landed Lily reckons she's invincible.  And to be honest, we've been blinded by the pair of them and hoping upon hope Lily would last another good while due to Cassie's arrival.  As it turns out, Cassie's arrival has done more harm than good.  Lily's arthritis has flared double time trying to keep up with a Greyhound, but at the same time Lily has never felt more alive.  Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mike gave her an injection and gave us another week's worth of tablets with instructions to hold her back.  Marv.  On the plus side, he only charged €20 for the house call.  Granted, he was fed another tenner in drinks.  Only in Ireland.

So now we're to stifle her new found love for life...just to try and save her from more pain.  Lily's going to be gutted.  And so are we.     


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 24, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
loving the life stories Dawn.  Sorry to hear about Lily :(


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 24, 2010, 07:26:14 PM
All is not lost, it seems.  Today we waited until Lily hobbled her way upstairs so we could sneak out with Cassie.  Once she got to the field, Cassie ran more than she ever has!  She didn't have to worry about Lily cutting her off at the pass so she was delighted and just kept going for what seemed like ages.  Was great fun to watch, but of course I forgot to take the phone for pics, so you'll just have to trust me on this one.  When we returned home, Lily was still upstairs oblivious to what she'd missed. 

We've decided we'll take Cassie for the sneaky run in future, then come back and get Lily for a stroll around the village.  She's still to be walked, she's just not allowed to run. 

Meanwhile, I'm not long back from shopping in Killarney where I bought a big old bottle of cod liver oil tablets.  I'm to put one a day in their food from now on.  Supposed to be good for their joints and stuff, so we'll see.



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 25, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
We've the whole 'separate walks' thing down to a fine science now.  Cassie gets to have fun and Lily doesn't feel left out, so all is right in doggy world again.  Sarah and her friend Laura took Cassie to the field just now while I kept Lily company at home.  Laura managed to get a couple of good shots on her phone and here they are.


Tearing through the trees.....
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/Photo0317.jpg)


Hide and seek....
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/Photo0319.jpg)


Caught!....
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/Photo0318.jpg)


Worn out.....
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/Photo0323.jpg)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2010, 11:31:01 AM
Shopping.  Man, I hate it.  No...seriously.  I REALLY don't like shopping.  Would much rather have a tooth extraction.  

This past week-end, I had no choice.  After sifting through the wardrobe on Friday night, it occurred to me I haven't been worried about new clothes for two years.  Had a wee debate in me own mind, 'Pleeeeeeeeeease don't make me do it!'  'But it must be done.'  'Sigh.  Ok then.'  And with that, off I went Saturday afternoon into the depths of hell.

I treat clothes shopping like a military operation.  If I have to do it, it's going to be done in the quickest most efficient manner possible.  First and most important rule - no shopaholic friends are permitted to join me.  I'm not messing about for the day.  Get in, get out.  End of.  I won't visit more than 3 shops and this is where bringing a shopaholic friend along can be dangerous.  No thank you.  

It doesn't take me long to scope out an entire shop.  I grab what I like and head for the dressing rooms as quick as can be.  No doubt trying clothes on wastes time.  But I live too far away to risk bringing them home, only to find out I must go back to return something.  Sooooo...loose clothing worn for ease of trying on new items.  Also, loose clothing must be of a neutral style so as not to clash with new items.  Once in the dressing room, I've a five second rule.  If you aren't in love with it within five seconds of putting it on, it's not coming home with you.  Move on to the next item.  Why do people insist on standing in front of the mirror twisting and turning, tugging and pulling?!  Fer feck sake!  It's not rocket science and yes...it makes you look fat.  Now get out of me way so I can try this pile of stuff on.

The dressing room clerks are evil.  They smile, but you know they don't mean it.  Well, not until they tell you with great pleasure you're only permitted to carry four items into the dressing room...and you have 10.  This is where I turn it around for my own entertainment.  As she takes all but four items off me, I sweetly say 'I'll give you a shout when I'm ready for the next four.  Thanks, yer a star.'  It drives them batty to do anything other than give hassle.  You hassle me, I'll hassle you Sunshine.

I haven't even touched on the sizing debate yet.  Just the thought of it riles me right up, so will spare you.  

No.  I lied.  Can't help it.  Has to be said.  Why does sizing vary by shop/brand?  How hard is it to come up with a universal sizing scale and stick to the fecking thing?!  Luckily I'm wise to this after years of experience.  You call into one shop and try on what you reckon is your size with ease.  In the next shop, you suddenly morph into a Sumo wrestler and the same size might (if you're lucky) fit over yer ankle.  How is this possible?  I haven't even had lunch yet.

In the end, I managed to find two tops and a pair of capri pants for the summer.  My neighbour Bridget was disgusted with my lack of effort on the day.  She has no idea how much effort it took just to get into the car.  Now she's threatening to take me to Cork City on Thursday for a 'proper day of it'.  [ ] I can't wait.
 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 26, 2010, 11:38:43 AM
urgh - with you on the sizing thing.  I'm a size 12/14.  In some shops I need a 16.  In Sainsbury's I can get away with a 10.  Sainsbury's are right imo.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: outragous76 on April 26, 2010, 11:41:18 AM
urgh - with you on the sizing thing.  I'm a size 12/14.  In some shops I need a 16.  In Sainsbury's I can get away with a 10.  Sainsbury's are right imo.

and there in lies the answer to your sizing problems........ not everyone can be sainsburys!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2010, 04:54:50 PM
Trouble in the Dromtarriffe camp.  Sarah and her friend Laura play for U14 & U16.  They're two of the stars on the U14 team and can hold their own on the older team as well. 

Despite the clueless U14 coach being told not to book a match for tonight on two occasions, she went ahead and did it anyway.  U14 have a match in Dromtarriffe.  U16 have a match in Banteer.  At the same time.  Sigh.  Just been on the phone with the U16 coach.  Expletives were flying over the mix up...and we're going to Banteer tonight.  That leaves the U14 team short numbers and short two of their better players. 

Fingers crossed for the girls.  Sinéad was home sick with a bad cough that's been hanging about for the last week, but they want her on the pitch tonight too if she's able.  Had her at the doc earlier today for meds so she'll be grand - and probably worn out within 20 minutes of hitting the pitch.  lol  They've been warned so won't be expecting much from her tonight. 

Meanwhile, Sarah and Laura have been dealing with the brainless wonder that is the U14 coach and feel like they've been wasting their time.  I mentioned that to the U16 coach and they're to train with the older group from now on.  The girls are delighted. 

I'd imagine there'll be war when the dust settles after tonight, but luckily it's not our war.  They'll have to sort it out in their own camp and get back to us.   


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Gamblor21 on April 26, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
Have you tried the magnetic dog collars on Lily, it worked wonders for one of our old dogs... Can't be placebo affect on a dog can it?

http://www.vetuk.co.uk/joint-supplements-magnocollar-c-4_385/magnetic-dog-collar-p-2131


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: h on April 26, 2010, 07:18:38 PM
urgh - with you on the sizing thing.  I'm a size 12/14.  In some shops I need a 16.  In Sainsbury's I can get away with a 10.  Sainsbury's are right imo.

move to the USA  you would be size  8


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2010, 09:57:25 PM
Have you tried the magnetic dog collars on Lily, it worked wonders for one of our old dogs... Can't be placebo affect on a dog can it?

http://www.vetuk.co.uk/joint-supplements-magnocollar-c-4_385/magnetic-dog-collar-p-2131


Wow!  Thanks for that!!!  Will ring the posh vets in Killarney tomorrow to see if they sell them, because we just KNOW Mike doesn't.   rotflmfao



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
Dromtarriffe abso CRUSHED Banteer!!!  Sinéad, Sarah and Laura all started the match and played a great game of it.  Too tired now to post trip report or pics, but will get to it in the morning.  Night night all.  xx


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 11:36:00 AM
3-10 (19) to 1-7 (10) was the final score in last night's match.  Not exactly cricket scores, but considering the opposition it was a solid win.  Banteer have a massive club with a HUGE player field to choose from.  Dromtarriffe's team is made up of a few small villages joined together...just to form a basic team. 

The coach for the U16, Mick, makes it for the girls.  He is an abso sweetheart off the pitch and a complete nutter during matches.  Even in the heat of battle when one of his girls messes up, he'll shout 'It's all right, no worries.  You were just unlucky.'  I know other coaches who shout all sorts to their players...and none of it's positive. 

He's not so nice to refs though.  He's been asked for his name on a couple of occasions so he could be reported to the county board.  The names he comes up with are comedy!  Never his own obviously.  Once last year he was even told to leave the pitch because he was so irate with the ref for ignoring the fouls the other team were dishing out.  Sinéad was like a bear when that happened.  She and Mick are on the same wavelength most of the time and he's the only coach I've known who can get around here when she's in a mood. 

We were down a good few points.   Sinéad went on a scoring spree.  She was very nearly sent off for delivery of an upper cut to her opponent, but was able to show the red mark on her own face to prove she'd been dealt a blow first.  That put a halt to the ref's dodgy calls.  Dromtarriffe came back in the last 10 minutes to draw that match and they won the re-play a couple of weeks later.

Last night Mick mostly kept his cool with the ref until he was given out to for not supplying the ref with the bits of paper for subs.  'Bits of paper?  You want bits of paper?!  I've LOADS of those!'  Then he turned to his subs bench and shouted with a wink and a grin, 'Girls, get tearing!'  His wife Liz just looked to the sky and said, 'Oh no...here we go again.'  Then she turned to Mick and said, 'What name are we going with tonight Dear?'  Poor ref had more bits than should be allowed by law by the time it was over because Banteer had asked for unlimited subs...and we were winning so well, Mick agreed. 

Didn't get many pictures last night and the ones I got are desperate quality, but feel I must post just one or two for Gatso.  The kits are bound to tilt him.  No need to thank me.   rotflmfao

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/sarah%20forum/26042010267.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/sarah%20forum/26042010266.jpg)



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: TightEnd on April 27, 2010, 11:48:57 AM
No need to thank me either

(http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt261/Sargossa/SargHome4.gif)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 11:51:42 AM
No need to thank me either

(http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt261/Sargossa/SargHome4.gif)

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Those are Knocknagree's colours.  Our home village.  The girls wore those colours when they played on the Lad's teams.  I have pictures.  Would probably be a nice change for ye, but they're dated at this stage.  Plus I'm enjoying the red/red posts far too much. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: gatso on April 27, 2010, 12:19:28 PM
that's barely a clash compared to the last time when as far as I could see the only way of telling the 2 teams apart was eye colour


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 03:04:20 PM
Damn!  He didn't bite.  Must try harder!

Another day another birthday.  Brian is 18 today.  He's the oldest of the three and completely different to the girls in that he's not a sports nut.  He likes football, but was never mad enough about it to deal with the abusive coaches the Lads have.

From the day he was born he's always been an easy going Lad.  Don't know what set me off 18 years ago, but I just had this 'feeling' today is the day.  I wasn't in pain and water still in tact, so not sure what caused me to think it was time, but anyway.  I was already overdue, so when I rang the doctor he told me to come in straight away.  We'd push things forward regardless and he'd induce if necessary. 

Rang Timothy's sister-in-law to pass on the message that we're off and she sent out the troops to find him on whatever construction job he was working that day.  Meanwhile, I casually had a shower, packed my bag and was taking my sweet old time drying my hair 'just so' when Timothy and his brother came tearing through the door all panicked.  They nearly lost the plot when I said I wasn't ready yet.  'Ye watch too many movies fer feck sake...calm down!  I'll be ready when I'm ready.'   

20 minutes later we set of for St. Vincent's Hospital in NYC...we lived in Brooklyn.  The Lads were NOT impressed with my delays.  After some manic driving I was checked in 25 minutes later without hassle.  An hour and 20 minutes and not a whole lot of effort later, we had a 9lb 7oz baby boy named Brian.

When he was only a few months old, he and I were on our way into the city for something.  Can't remember what.  Anyway, we were stopped by this woman walking through the subway station.  I thought she was a bit odd, so I kept my guard.  To be fair, you would have thought the same too if some random woman walked up to you and said, 'Excuse me, but can I just have a look at your baby?'  With proper NYC attitude, I replied 'Now, why would I do that?'  She handed me her card.  She was a Margaret Models talent scout.   

That was the start of a crazy, crazy year.  They signed him immediately and we were being sent all over NYC for 'auditions'.  We'd trudge through feet of snow in the winter and deal with the unreal heat of subways in the summer to get to those auditions.  They usually chose four children to come back.  Those four would be paid for a photo session and the advertiser would pick the best shot for the actual ad.  He was often picked as one of the final four, but only once was his shot chosen for an ad. 

Johnson and Johnson diaper rash ad.  There's something to put on your résumé.  lol  During the shoot, they have a special person hired just to make the kids smile and laugh.  That person asks the parent what their child likes, and that's what the entertainer does for the whole of their shoot.  Ya know...things like peek-a-boo, blowing raspberries that kind of stuff.  Not my child though.  Hell no.  She wasn't getting off easy on this gig.  Brian thought sneezing was absolutely hysterical, so she had to sneeze for an hour.  His reaction had the crew on set in hysterics and that set him off even more.  He didn't stop laughing the entire time.  Meanwhile, his 'mom' in the shoot was supposed to be kissing his (according to the ad) ' rash free, soft bum'.  Even she had a hard time keeping a straight face.  We still have the ad.  It's a cracker, but I won't post it here.  If you're ever in Knocknagree for a visit, will be happy to show you.  Just don't tell Brian.  Every time it comes out, he's mortified. 

Brian was four when we moved to Ireland.  He'd come out with phrases the local kids never heard before and have them rolling with laughter.  But every now and then he'd have the elders in stitches too. 

One day not long after we moved here I took him to the in-laws so they could mind him for a bit.  I was heading to town, but before I left he asked if he could go outside.  'I want to go do my farming business.  That ok mom?  It's only across the road and I'll be careful.'  Gave a quick glance over to Sheila and Michael who gave the wink and said 'Yeah, go on then but be careful and listen to your grandparents while I'm gone.'  With that he was gone fast as could be.  He loved to hang out in the field with the cows I was told.

When I returned, the yard was full of cars.  I immediately worried something was wrong and ran into the house.  I was greeted by a house full of people in stitches and Brian wearing an outfit borrowed by the neighbours.  'What's happened?!  Is everything ok?!'  Through fits of giggles Michael said 'Brian, why don't you tell your mum what's happened.'  My sweet innocent four year old walked over to me, looked up and said in his wee American accent, 'Well mom, I was out doing my farmer business like I told you and everything was cool.  But when I went round to check out the back of the cow he shit up on top of me!'  Cue roars of laughter from around the room...and a wee giggle from Brian.  Apparently he was covered head to toe when he landed back to Sheila and Michael and came out with that line to explain what had happened.

Fast forward to the past couple of years and he's just as mellow as always.  When the Lads go for a night out, Brian asks our permission to join them.  Not like other Lads who 'tell' their parents they're heading out.  We give him a few bob spending money and send him on his way.  All the time I'm quietly worried hoping he'll be ok and come home safe. 

Fair play to him.  Not once has he pulled an all night job like his friends.  Not because he's been given a curfew or anything, just because it's not his style.  He likes to come home at the end of the night and is always in no later than 1 or 2 am.  He has the odd drink with the Lads these days, but never comes home rancid drunk.  We've never made a big deal out of drink in this house so he doesn't feel the need to hide or worry.  If he's stuck, he rings us.  Granted, that's only happened once, but I was delighted he felt he could.

He's taking his final year exams in a month's time and it won't be easy as he's not great with the books, but either way he'll be grand.  With some kids, you just know.

Happy Birthday Honey!  xx

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/brian.jpg)




Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Dingdell on April 27, 2010, 03:08:55 PM
I'm seriosuly moving in with Laxie - I love this thread.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Girgy85 on April 27, 2010, 03:35:29 PM
The boys done well for himself there ;)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 27, 2010, 04:05:06 PM
Great story - Happy Birthday Brian!

Stick the ad up though - we won't tell him :)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: KarmaDope on April 27, 2010, 04:07:15 PM
The boys done well for himself there ;)

You sure paid attention to most of her!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
Seriously, he's such a calm Lad I'd hate to post the actual ad.  But.............I might just about get away with posting his 'business card' from back in the day. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/27042010270.jpg)



Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 27, 2010, 04:38:20 PM
hehe - thanks Dawn - fantastic hair!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 04:39:31 PM
They made me go to some special hairdresser for models to get his hair cut once he reached 2.  Sighhhhhhhh


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: boldie on April 27, 2010, 04:40:04 PM
This is some thread, keep it up Laxie :)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: The_duke on April 27, 2010, 06:25:27 PM
She was very nearly sent off for delivery of an upper cut to her opponent

That's my girl, chip off the old block


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Claw75 on April 27, 2010, 06:28:43 PM
She was very nearly sent off for delivery of an upper cut to her opponent

That's my girl, chip off the old block

As for Brian - gawd knows what block he came off....

He likes to come home at the end of the night and is always in no later than 1 or 2 am.  He has the odd drink with the Lads these days, but never comes home rancid drunk. 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 07:42:10 PM
Well, to be fair...we can't ALL be lunatics.  Need at least one sensible one in the house.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2010, 08:38:10 PM
Chinese for dinner as it's his favourite, chocolate cake I made earlier has been dented hard and we'll soon be taking him out for his first legal pint in our local village.  Had planned to take him to a few of the locals just so they'd know who he was and that he's legal now, but he refused.  Says there's only one pub in the village he'd ever have interest in going to, so he'll humour us with ONE pint in that pub and no more.  I swear he's my kid...honest.


He was hoping to swerve the whole 'candles' thing, but humoured me in the end allowing a few.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/27042010271.jpg)

1 white candle and 8 blue....was the closest he'd let me get to 18.  lol

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/27042010272.jpg)


Now then, shower time and off to the pub...for ONE.  Sigh.  lol  Have a great night everyone!!!

 


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: sweet potata! on April 27, 2010, 08:56:32 PM
Yum yum can u pm me some of that cake please,  some strawberries will suffice tho.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 28, 2010, 12:33:33 AM
Yum yum can u pm me some of that cake please,  some strawberries will suffice tho.

I used to love to bake.  All sorts of breads and cakes, all the time.  Not done it for ages though.  The only thing that's stood the test of time (and my will power) is that cake.  I've been making that same cake every year for each them since their first birthday.  When they were younger, I'd put fun 'kid stuff' on them like sprinkles, novelty candles and other bits.  Always used coloured icing for writing Happy Birthday and their name/age.  Once they hit 12 years, I just about got away with the sprinkles.  Now they all just want the cake...with strawberries on it. 

Brian put in a special request tonight though.  It came out of the blue.  He asked me to please make my NYC Cheesecake some time in the next couple of days.  Apparently he's really missed it.  As he rarely asks for anything, you just know I'll be baking that tomorrow.


And.............we never made it to the pub.   rotflmfao

Brian's friend Marie showed up and kidnapped him for a bit.  By the time they got back he said it was too late to go (9:30pm) as he had lessons to do.  Where was he got?!


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: sweet potata! on April 28, 2010, 12:40:26 AM
Nice story! Like everyone else has said I'm enjoying the read, excellent writing WP.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: mondatoo on April 28, 2010, 02:09:27 AM
Yum yum can u pm me some of that cake please,  some strawberries will suffice tho.

I used to love to bake.  All sorts of breads and cakes, all the time.  Not done it for ages though.  The only thing that's stood the test of time (and my will power) is that cake.  I've been making that same cake every year for each them since their first birthday.  When they were younger, I'd put fun 'kid stuff' on them like sprinkles, novelty candles and other bits.  Always used coloured icing for writing Happy Birthday and their name/age.  Once they hit 12 years, I just about got away with the sprinkles.  Now they all just want the cake...with strawberries on it. 

Brian put in a special request tonight though.  It came out of the blue.  He asked me to please make my NYC Cheesecake some time in the next couple of days.  Apparently he's really missed it.  As he rarely asks for anything, you just know I'll be baking that tomorrow.


And.............we never made it to the pub.   rotflmfao

Brian's friend Marie showed up and kidnapped him for a bit.  By the time they got back he said it was too late to go (9:30pm) as he had lessons to do.  Where was he got?!

Me Mam is just the same she used to bake loads but hardly does anymore,sigh

She once made me this amazing cake for my birthday,and I don't even like cake :) It was absolutely huge,it was a full street of houses made out of different things such as smarties for the roofs etc. I don't remember that much about it but I do remember I wouldn't let anyone eat it for ages because it looked so good lol.

As said great thread,keep up the good work :)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Rod Paradise on April 28, 2010, 05:42:42 PM
Yum yum can u pm me some of that cake please,  some strawberries will suffice tho.

I used to love to bake.  All sorts of breads and cakes, all the time.  Not done it for ages though.  The only thing that's stood the test of time (and my will power) is that cake.  I've been making that same cake every year for each them since their first birthday.  When they were younger, I'd put fun 'kid stuff' on them like sprinkles, novelty candles and other bits.  Always used coloured icing for writing Happy Birthday and their name/age.  Once they hit 12 years, I just about got away with the sprinkles.  Now they all just want the cake...with strawberries on it. 

Brian put in a special request tonight though.  It came out of the blue.  He asked me to please make my NYC Cheesecake some time in the next couple of days.  Apparently he's really missed it.  As he rarely asks for anything, you just know I'll be baking that tomorrow.


And.............we never made it to the pub.   rotflmfao

Brian's friend Marie showed up and kidnapped him for a bit.  By the time they got back he said it was too late to go (9:30pm) as he had lessons to do.  Where was he got?!

Me Mam is just the same she used to bake loads but hardly does anymore,sigh

She once made me this amazing cake for my birthday,and I don't even like cake :) It was absolutely huge,it was a full street of houses made out of different things such as smarties for the roofs etc. I don't remember that much about it but I do remember I wouldn't let anyone eat it for ages because it looked so good lol.

As said great thread,keep up the good work :)

My Mum started baking again when she decided to make a recipe book for my Sister's birthday last year, she scanned her old recipe books (with scribbled notes included, but made everything again & photographed it, the then compiled it on the PC and had it printed - not bad for an Old Dear of 65!! The book was that good I made her get me a copy printed.

Since then my sister has got her the Hummingbird Bakery cookbook - for which I'm eternally grateful.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hummingbird-Bakery-Cookbook-Tarek-Malouf/dp/1845978307 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hummingbird-Bakery-Cookbook-Tarek-Malouf/dp/1845978307)


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: mondatoo on April 29, 2010, 01:53:36 AM
Yum yum can u pm me some of that cake please,  some strawberries will suffice tho.

I used to love to bake.  All sorts of breads and cakes, all the time.  Not done it for ages though.  The only thing that's stood the test of time (and my will power) is that cake.  I've been making that same cake every year for each them since their first birthday.  When they were younger, I'd put fun 'kid stuff' on them like sprinkles, novelty candles and other bits.  Always used coloured icing for writing Happy Birthday and their name/age.  Once they hit 12 years, I just about got away with the sprinkles.  Now they all just want the cake...with strawberries on it. 

Brian put in a special request tonight though.  It came out of the blue.  He asked me to please make my NYC Cheesecake some time in the next couple of days.  Apparently he's really missed it.  As he rarely asks for anything, you just know I'll be baking that tomorrow.


And.............we never made it to the pub.   rotflmfao

Brian's friend Marie showed up and kidnapped him for a bit.  By the time they got back he said it was too late to go (9:30pm) as he had lessons to do.  Where was he got?!

Me Mam is just the same she used to bake loads but hardly does anymore,sigh

She once made me this amazing cake for my birthday,and I don't even like cake :) It was absolutely huge,it was a full street of houses made out of different things such as smarties for the roofs etc. I don't remember that much about it but I do remember I wouldn't let anyone eat it for ages because it looked so good lol.

As said great thread,keep up the good work :)

My Mum started baking again when she decided to make a recipe book for my Sister's birthday last year, she scanned her old recipe books (with scribbled notes included, but made everything again & photographed it, the then compiled it on the PC and had it printed - not bad for an Old Dear of 65!! The book was that good I made her get me a copy printed.

Since then my sister has got her the Hummingbird Bakery cookbook - for which I'm eternally grateful.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hummingbird-Bakery-Cookbook-Tarek-Malouf/dp/1845978307 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hummingbird-Bakery-Cookbook-Tarek-Malouf/dp/1845978307)

Mother's eh,what would we do with out them.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on April 29, 2010, 02:41:10 PM
may i request a change to the thread title please? (i know the creator is now banned so cannot do it but is there a way the mods can?)

the whole thread has gone seriously off topic and is mostly updates on laxies life rather than updates on cassie (this isnt a problem as it makes interesting reading for some and i can get updates by pm or facebook from dawn)

this isnt a dig i just feel it wold be more appropriate, tkshan


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 29, 2010, 02:46:40 PM
I'd intended to discuss it with Rookie first if that's ok and will think of an appropriate title when I have time later today - provided he's cool with it.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Karabiner on April 29, 2010, 02:55:07 PM
May I suggest "Laxie Through The Looking Glass".


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: Laxie on April 29, 2010, 03:00:11 PM
May I suggest "Laxie Through The Looking Glass".

I love it!!!  That'll do grand.  Cheers Ralph!  xx

Will just have a quick word with Rookie to make sure it's ok before I ask the mods to help us out here.


Title: Re: Rehome Cassie
Post by: turny on April 29, 2010, 03:11:55 PM
May I suggest "Laxie Through The Looking Glass".

I love it!!!  That'll do grand.  Cheers Ralph!  xx

Will just have a quick word with Rookie to make sure it's ok before I ask the mods to help us out here.

dawn, i know for sure rooks will have no objections whatsoever, we discussed it the other night.

by the way i love the new title suggest by ralph  :)up


Title: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 29, 2010, 03:15:22 PM
May I suggest "Laxie Through The Looking Glass".

I love it!!!  That'll do grand.  Cheers Ralph!  xx

Will just have a quick word with Rookie to make sure it's ok before I ask the mods to help us out here.

dawn, i know for sure rooks will have no objections whatsoever, we discussed it the other night.

by the way i love the new title suggest by ralph  :)up

I'm sure he won't Paul, but I made a promise to deal direct with him so I'd prefer to keep my promise.  Don't worry.  It'll be sorted soon enough.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on April 29, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
Laxie through the Looking Glass

as requested.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 29, 2010, 06:33:37 PM
Spoke to Rookie and all is sorted as agreed - with a wee addition to the original post in case newcomers get confused.  Cheers all for working it out so fast!

Now then...where was I?  I'd a proper good 'un planned for today but me brain is mush now.  Woke at OMG a.m. and couldn't get back to sleep.  That's when I thought of whatever it was and I should have just posted it then.  Had me giggling away at the time.  Damn!  I really wish I could remember what it was.  Ah well, you'll just have to trust me...was a good 'un.   

As for the dogs?  Cassie and Lily are doing great as always.  Sinéad and Sarah swapped bunks the other day.  Sinéad loves her sleep and she's too tall to be sharing her bed with the dogs, so she's on the top bunk now.  Sarah loves sharing the space, so everyone's happy.  Cassie is usually first to join her.  Lily needs help getting into the bed so if she's not keen when Sarah goes up, she misses out. 

Once the kids head off to school, Lily usually heads upstairs to the bed and I help her up.  Cassie stays downstairs with me which works out perfect for our new dog walking system.  At some point during the day while Lily is sound asleep upstairs, Cassie and I sneak out for a proper run in the field.  She tears around the place and does her thing until I'm sure she's good and worn out. 

When Sarah lands home from school, she takes both dogs on the leads for a walk around the village.  This way Lily gets a walk - minus the running - and they all get to hang together with some of Sarah's friends.

I've the special collar ordered, so we'll give it a go when it lands and report back on it after a few days trial.  We all miss watching the pair of them running in the fields together, so it would be absolutely BRILLIANT if it helps her!

That's the latest for the minute...until I can rattle me brain and come up with what had me giggling so much.  Or think of another tale to tell.  More than likely the latter, as rattling this old brain could be dangerous for it's health. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on April 29, 2010, 06:49:47 PM
That's better, Ralph, great suggestion for title. After all Lax, it is about you, your family and your dogs. I enjoy it. Keep it up please.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 30, 2010, 02:07:45 PM
Free tip for your day -

1)  Rice may be small, but when washed down the drain in bulk...it WILL clog your drains.

2)  If you serve rice at a later date, please do yourself a favour and refer to rule number 1.


This has been a public service announcement.  No need to thank me.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on April 30, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
If your dog gets in to your cupboards he won't be aware of how much a large box of dry oatmeal expands once eaten.

He is therefore likely to not move for 3 to 4 days.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on April 30, 2010, 02:24:53 PM
If your dog gets in to your cupboards he won't be aware of how much a large box of dry oatmeal expands once eaten.

He is therefore likely to not move for 3 to 4 days.

lol gg ronnie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 30, 2010, 03:13:33 PM
If your dog gets in to your cupboards he won't be aware of how much a large box of dry oatmeal expands once eaten.

He is therefore likely to not move for 3 to 4 days.

ZOMG!!!  Is he ok?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on April 30, 2010, 05:50:27 PM
1)  Rice may be small, but when washed down the drain in bulk...it WILL clog your drains.

How many times is that now -- LOL


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 30, 2010, 06:02:10 PM
1)  Rice may be small, but when washed down the drain in bulk...it WILL clog your drains.

How many times is that now -- LOL

I know.  I know.  Sigh. 

At least you swerved having to help clear it this time.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on May 04, 2010, 12:47:34 PM
more please!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 04, 2010, 03:05:41 PM
It was a bank holiday in Ireland this past week-end.  I really should leave the country during bank holidays.  Seriously.  They never end well.  To be fair, a great time was had.  But I am currently injured.  Everywhere.  I blame Bridget and for a change, she's not blaming me.   rotflmfao

Friday was tame enough.  In fact, even Saturday was tame.  Stayed home watching movies with the girls and chowing on popcorn.  Bridget landed after the APAT omaha event Saturday night and we took over the remote for a 'Chick Flick' night.  Brian was gone out with friends and Timothy was outnumbered.  He mumbled a few things as he went to the kitchen to get us some wine, but he never attempted to take back the remote.  He knows when he's beat. 

The plan on Sunday was to watch the rugby in the pub, then back home for some yard work and a barbecue.  It was a good plan and I was really looking forward to getting the few jobs done.  But then things took a wee turn...as they do. 

After the rugby a group of us ended up in a mini bus heading for Killarney.  We said we'd watch the Cork Hurling match at 7:00, then head back to our own village around 9:30.  Only, once the match was over everyone was in rare form and showing no signs of heading back.  To make matters worse, Bridget and a few more took their own taxi out to meet up with us so we couldn't head back home just yet as it wasn't fair on the late arrivals.  That's about the time things got messy.   rotflmfao

I've an old injury from a couple months back on my right ankle.  Been wearing an ankle brace with the past week as it was acting up.  But I was also wearing heels.  That sure was a good idea.  We were rushing to catch up with the gang when myself and a street curb had a bit of a falling out.   Managed to take out my left knee and my phone in the carnage.  Marv. 

At this point Bridget had already made her way into our next port of call, but she came back out when she realised we weren't behind her.  Injured badly, I was being carried to the club.  Only we were met by a bouncer who was obviously having a bad day.  No way was he letting us in if one of us was so bad they had to be carried.  I was calmly explaining the fall and just as I was showing him the ankle brace, Bridget decided to go mental.  She didn't realise I was getting us in, but when she's cross there's no stopping her.  Sigh.  That poor bouncer was called every name under the sun.  At that point, the rest of us were allowed in, but no way was she being left.  That's about the time the guards showed up. 

Well, it was only 1 guard to start with.  Bridget was still letting fly to anyone who would listen when the guard suggested she find a different place to hang out.  There I was, being held up by a couple of friends, trying to calm Bridget down and apologising to the guard for her behaviour when Bridget came out with a corker that was sure to see her in heaps of trouble.  'And you wonder why people call the guards pigs?!'  Sigh.  Well done Bridget, well done.

As she was pulled to one side and he brought out his book, the rest of us had a wee chat.  Would we follow her to the station and bail her out, or let her sit there for the night?  We decided she'd gone way over the top this time and we'd let her sit it out in the station for the night.  She needed to learn a lesson as she'd stepped miles over the line.  That's about the time this woman who had been sitting in a doorway, stood up and screamed at the top of her voice, 'I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!' over and over.  Out of nowhere, a half a dozen guards stormed on the the scene to this other woman...and Bridget was forgotten about. 

We managed to get through the rest of the night without a hassle and arrived home around 4:30am.  Not quite the 9:30 we'd planned on, but there ya go.  I woke up yesterday to an unreal sharp pain in my knee after the night's gymnastics.  Was just about hobbling around the house when Bridget landed. 

'Will we go for the cure?  There's a good few out.'  Sigh. 

'Go on then.  But we're only having one or two!' 

That was around noon yesterday.  We got home at 11pm.  What masochist came up with the term, 'the cure'?  I'm deffo not cured of anything...and still need to replace my phone. 

Any suggestions for a good phone? 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on May 04, 2010, 05:44:03 PM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:EjaKTYti8zvhIM:http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/archives/images/set2/old_mobile_phones_010.jpg)

Might last a wee bit longer on jaunts into Killarney.. FFS will you ever learn


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 04, 2010, 11:04:19 PM
Last time I went to Killarney for a proper day/night of it was this time last year - and you were with us FFS!  Don't worry...will be the bones of another year before I'm seen around that town again.  Proberly.

Spent the afternoon researching phones and have decided on the HTC Desire.  Has great reviews and isn't as bulky as my broken N95.  Off to the shop tomorrow to pick it up.

Was really missing my phone today when Cassie and Lily got into the mother of all play fights.  They were wrestling mad and having a really great time.  Was good fun to watch too and I'd have loved to video it.  They really do get on well and they both read me like a book.  Normally we have a run around the house playing 'tag' but they knew today wasn't a good day for that.  Sarah gave them a good run when she landed home from school and they've been thrown down since.  One so young and the other so old, yet they work together perfectly.  Couldn't ask for more.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on May 05, 2010, 05:23:58 PM
Last time I went to Killarney for a proper day/night of it was this time last year - and you were with us FFS! 

I assure you that day has been scoured from my memory LOL


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2010, 12:52:05 AM
Can't sleep again.  Marv.  Don't know what to do about it, but been tossing and turning nearly every night with AGES!!!  Just tucking in to a warm mug of milk and said I'd give a wee update while I'm waiting (hoping) for it to kick in.

Well, the phone issues are nearly sorted and I'll be back to taking pictures in no time.  Always wondered why that second wee debit was coming out of my account each month from the Carphone Warehouse, but wasn't losing sleep over it.  Just figured it was for Timothy's second phone.  Wonder no more.  Turns out I had insurance on the N95. 

They don't reckon it's worth fixing so I'm getting a brand new phone out of the deal at no extra cost to me.  The only beat - I must take something similar to what I had.  They mentioned the N97.  Not what I was hoping for, but even that has a silver lining.  Brian needs a new phone as his screen cracked a few months ago.  So he's taking the N97 and I can still get the upgrade owed to me for being on a yearly contract.  Roll on the HTC I was after.  Win win all around. 

Meanwhile on the dog front, I've some great news on two counts.  Cassie had a few thinning patches around the place when she first got here.  Mostly on her leg joints, tail and backside.  Mike suggested I buy a different dog food.  He reckoned the baldy patches were caused by the high protein content in their food so we switched it a couple of weeks ago.  They weren't too thrilled about the new food at the start, but got use to it in no time.  And now her hair is growing back! 

As for Lily?  Since we've sorted their new routine of walks and runs, she's not limping!  Still waiting on the collar from the posh vet in Killarney.  Should have just ordered it online.  Sigh.  But never mind.  It'll get here eventually and in the meantime, we have the pair of them sorted. 

Even got to play a light game of 'tag' around the kitchen today since my knee wasn't hurting near as bad as it had been.  All in all a good day in the Dineen camp.  Hope you lot had a good day too.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on May 06, 2010, 08:17:10 AM
He reckoned the baldy patches were caused by the high protein content in their food so we switched it a couple of weeks ago

Tried it on Tomothy yet  ;whistle;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2010, 08:53:42 AM
He reckoned the baldy patches were caused by the high protein content in their food so we switched it a couple of weeks ago

Tried it on Tomothy yet  ;whistle;

 rotflmfao  Somehow doubt I'd get that one through.  Could be wrong.  But if I were a gambling girl...............


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2010, 01:18:16 AM
Still not got the new phone.  Apparently they're in high demand and the shop hasn't received it's next batch of them yet.  Usually it's my kids looking for that something 'hard to get'.  I don't get caught up in hype of the latest trends.  Just liked the damn phone.  And so does everyone else as it turns out.   Marv.

Ah well, just means I've no pics for the time being as Sarah's camera went busto too a couple of weeks back.  But we'll get there in the end with more pictures soon enough.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2010, 02:07:00 AM
Meanwhile.......Brian wants to learn how to drive.  And he wants me to teach him.  This should be fun. 

In American schools they have driver's ed classes.  It's an optional part of the school curriculum, but just about everyone takes the class.  You sign up to it once you reach 15 years of age, get a learner's permit 6 months after that and all going well, have a full license by the time you reach 16.  Wish it was as easy as that over here.  Granted, my own experience wasn't quite that hassle free.

At some point between getting my learner's permit and before I actually had a clue how to drive, my Mom booked her car into the local garage for a service.  We'd an early 80's Chevy Citation as back up, so she planned to bop around in that while they sorted her own car out.  Only she needed someone to follow her to the garage with the Chevy.  Enter Laxie.  She reckoned with all those lessons on a simulator machine, surely I could manage it.  I'd spent ages begging her to take me out for real live lessons, but she never had time.  Today was to be my first outing...alone.

"But MOM!  I don't even have a license and haven't driven a real car yet!"

"You'll be fine.  It's only down the road.  Just follow me and be careful."

Famous last words...

I reversed out of the driveway and out onto the the road.  Only I got the brake and the gas pedals mixed up in the panic of driving for the first time.  With an almighty bang I reversed right into the city's lamp post that was at the edge of our front yard.  Sigh.  This was NOT going well...and we hadn't even left the yard yet. 

She got out to survey the damage.  I stayed put in the car until I could catch a glimpse of the look on her face in the rear view mirror.  Pretty sure I wouldn't be killed, I decided to check it out for myself.  Luckily Chevy's were made like brick houses.  Only a bare dent in the bumper, but apart from that you'd never know.  Never thought to check out the lamp post, but I'd bet it got the raw end of the deal.

"Right.  I don't know what just happened, but you're out of the driveway now.  Do you think you can manage the few minutes down the road without crashing into anything else?"

"You mean you seriously still want me to attempt it?!"

"No, but I've no choice.  Just try to be more careful."

Managed to get to the garage without crashing into anything else along the way, but was absolutely terrified all the way there.  As a result of the day's events, my Mom decided I needed real live driving lessons...fast.  She gave it a go a few times, but even today she's a very nervous passenger.  I don't suppose my penchant for lamp posts helped to curb her nervousness, so in the end we had to call it quits.  Enter Sr. Marie.   

I've mentioned Sr. Marie before.  She's the nun who took us in when my Mom was trying to get on her feet.  Well, she taught a lot of subjects in school.  One of which was driver's ed.  My Mom phoned her and Sr. Marie booked the very next Sunday with me.  I was to be ready at 7am.  7am?!  On a Sunday?!  Oh ffs.

There was method to her madness.  She carried me off to the local shopping mall.  At 7am on a Sunday the place is one huge deserted car park.  At least nobody would get hurt during my lessons...all going well.

She pulled up to the curb next to the mall.  Once we swapped seats the fun began. 

"Put the car into reverse and follow the edge of the curb around the mall."

"In REVERSE?!  Think I've already shown that's not my strong point."

"That's why we're here.  Any fool can drive forward.  Only a proper driver can drive in reverse.  We will keep doing this until you have every inch of this mall covered without errors."

Took 3 or 4 Sundays before I was left drive forward, but we got there in the end.  And ya know what?  To this day, that lamp post is the only thing I've ever hit...knock on wood. 

Pity there aren't any big malls where we live now.  Luckily we have a football field with a big enough car park.  Even better?  We won't be getting up at 7am for the lessons.  Wish us luck.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2010, 02:35:06 AM
On the dog front, we're ticking away nicely.  I REALLY wish I had a working camera because Cassie has started this new thing.  Well, it's not so new to me, but I was the only one she did it with at the start.  Now the whole family gets it when they walk into the room.  And so does everyone else. 

Lily has always been pretty outgoing.  Doesn't matter who it is.  Man, woman or child...anyone who walks into the house is enthusiastically greeted in hopes of a rub.  It took Cassie a while, but she's started to join in the fun.  Only she has this cheeky grin and shows her teeth as she doing it.  She almost looks like she's about to growl or bite if you didn't know better, but I've seen it so often I know it's just her smile. 

Before she would curl up next to me and I'd give her a rub while chatting away to visitors.  I suppose with all the comings and goings of so many people through this house, she was bound to get used to it eventually.  I'm just delighted everyone else gets to see that cheeky grin now too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2010, 07:36:52 PM
Teen age girls, their clothes and cat fights.  OMFG!!!!!!!!!!  FIND ME A BRIDGE!!!   ;frustrated;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: KarmaDope on May 12, 2010, 08:37:20 PM
Teen age girls, their clothes and cat fights.  OMFG!!!!!!!!!!  FIND ME A BRIDGE!!!   ;frustrated;

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So glad I didnt have to deal with this!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: booder on May 15, 2010, 10:24:31 AM
Dawn, have you ever had a sleepwalking dog ?
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Karabiner on May 15, 2010, 10:36:36 AM
Dawn, have you ever had a sleepwalking dog ?
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA


LOL


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2010, 10:59:09 AM
LOL - Very good!

Cassie and Lily both do it actually.  Not to that extreme (thankfully  lol), but the paws get moving, tails start wagging and they even do a wee bit of barking in their sleep.  It's really funny to watch too.  Always wondered what's going through their minds when they dream.  But do know...they definitely dream. 

Will have the new phone in the next day or two (just gave them an earful) so will be sure to video it next time one of them is at it.  Cassie does it the most and nearly every day, so won't take long to capture. 

Another thing I must video is their reaction when the 'w' word is used in this house.  When we're getting ready to take them out we ask them, 'Wanna go walkies?'  No need to wait for an answer...they go mental!  In fact, if one of them happens to be upstairs when the 'w' word is said, brace yerself for some serious tearing down the stairs.  Got to the point where we have to spell out that particular word because if they hear 'walk', we're stuffed til we take them out.  lol 

Picking up the leads is another good way to get them worked up, but they're easily settled down as long as you don't use the 'w' word.  God help The Duke.  Not sure why, but I've a feeling that information will be used for his amusement next time he's here...and I'll be forced to hurt the man!  Granted, I'll need the assistance of my girls.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on May 15, 2010, 06:32:31 PM
Dawn, have you ever had a sleepwalking dog ?
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA


LOL

PMSL! great vid boo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2010, 11:12:04 AM
Dogs beds and dogs get a wash every two weeks.  Whatever about their beds, is that too often to be washing the dogs?  I use warm water and special shampoo for dogs, followed by a leave in spray conditioner.  Neither bottle gives warnings about how often they should be used, so just curious.  Anyone know?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2010, 06:31:36 PM
I've been keeping an eye on things since that video was posted and can confirm - Cassie has an 'active' dream at least once a day...usually around noon.  Had some things to do around the house the past couple of days which delayed things, but back on track now.  Will tear road in the morning for the new phone so I can video her sleeping antics at lunch.  Fingers crossed I get back in time.  If not, will catch it on Thursday for ye.  I'll try not to giggle when I'm recording it, but can't promise anything. 

Lily has been barking A LOT since Cassie arrived.  She's barked more in the past 2 months than she had in all the years before.  Brian and Sinéad were convinced it was because Lily thinks we've replaced her - and she's jealous.  I think they're wrong.  If Lily were jealous, the pair wouldn't be eating out of the same food dish together for a start.  Lily has just become more lively and since they've always known her as mellow, they weren't getting it.  Luckily, the oldest two kids 'get it' as of today.

Their latest party piece?  If it's raining when they go outside, Lily has this thing about grooming Cassie when they come back in!  Cassie stands still while Lily acts like the wee mother cleaning the rain water off Cassie's sides and back.  Once that's done, they tear around having a bit of play time for themselves before settling down to their next nap.  I'd only seen this a couple of times in the past week, so didn't mention it to the crew.  Today they were home when Lily and Cassie went at their 'routine'.  And the kids were gob smacked! 

'So then.  Tell me Lily's jealous now you lot.'

Sinéad in shock, 'Wow!  I guess she really DOES like Cassie.  Hey Brian!  Come here and check this out!'

Sarah shot back with, 'We've been trying to tell ye that for AGES, but ye were too thick to listen.'

As if they knew we were all enjoying the scene, Lily took extra time cleaning Cassie off today and their play seemed more animated than usual afterwards. 

And all is right with the world in Laxieland.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 19, 2010, 12:07:42 AM
So today I faced a bit of a moral dilemma.  I've always been of the mindset that you're to cheer on your team even if you know they can't win on the day.  If you're part of a team, you're to show up and give it your all.  Again...even if you know you're about to get crushed.  Just get in there, do your best with your head held high and try to have some fun.  Winning really isn't everything and sometimes people learn much more from losing now and then.

After the mess over double scheduled matches a couple of weeks back, we parents pretty much asked the girls to just pick one team and stick with it to avoid future confusion.  They picked the U16's so we thought we were through with the U14's.  Not so much.  On Saturday we received a call which I duly ignored as I didn't recognise the number.  Turns out it was one of the U14 coaches.  He'd left a message pretty much begging us to get Sarah and her friend Laura to an important U14 Final on Tuesday night.  That was tonight.

Normally I'd insist Sarah go as she can't let the team down, but a few factors caused me to go against everything I've ever taught them.  First, Laura was refusing to go.  There are really only 3 strong players on the team.  They need all 3 to show up if they have any hope at all in a final.  Normally, Laura's absence wouldn't have given cause for us to stay home.  But there were a couple of other factors thrown in as well.

Sarah hasn't been to a match or training with the U14's since she decided to stick with the higher age group.  It wouldn't look right to suddenly show up on the night of a final making another girl lose her spot on the field.  Drove me nuts when Brian was smaller and into Irish football.  He'd be there for every training session and every single match, but rarely saw the pitch.  Other Lads would stroll in when it suited them and got a full game.  Brian would come home in tears, I'd give him a hug, rinse repeat the next time.  

That went on until he was 12 and another village tried to poach him for their team.  Our own village objected to the transfer and he was told he'd have to stay out of football for 2 years before he could play with the other village.  You'd swear we were talking about Roy Keane ffs!  That was that.  Brian said screw 'em and hasn't looked back.  I just didn't feel right putting some other kid through the tears tonight so Sarah could show up for the glory of a final.  Especially when she's not been involved with them for a bit at this stage.

Add to that, the town they had to travel to for the match is well over an hour's drive each way for us.  All that driving for a match she shouldn't be playing as she's not been around, they haven't a hope of winning as all 3 strong players won't be there, while another girl loses her spot to make way for Sarah added up to 'Sarah, I think you should give it a miss.'  I listed all of the above reasons for saying what I did...and that's when all hell broke loose.  

Well, let me tell you...my sweet innocent wee girl left rip well and truly!  She threw every life lesson I've ever taught right back in me face, tried the tears, tried the begging...you name it.  She had the full arsenal ready.  Personally, I think Sinéad gave her advance warning, but can't be sure.  Anyway, it got ugly in the end.  

She turned to me and said with pure venom 'I can't believe what a horrible mother you are.'  Enter the knife...cheers.    

Me, 'Sorry?'

Sinéad and Brian in unison, 'Oh I KNOW you didn't just go THERE.'

I was raging at that point, because we'd already had the chat and she'd made the choice to stick with U16.  Now I was the bad guy for asking her to please stick to that choice.  Deep breath.

'Horrible mother, eh?  Right.  Tell ya what ya do.  Ring your father and if he'll leave work early* to take you, you can go.  However your room looks like a bomb hit it, so you'll be up there cleaning it spotless until it's time to go.  If the room isn't spotless, you're not stepping foot outside this house.  How's that for horrible?'

Honestly didn't think she'd ring him.  But smug as could be, she picked up the phone and made the call.  Also didn't think he'd say yes.  But he did.  Marv.  After that she headed up to her room to do the cleaning.  All the way up the stairs mumbling about her mother not supporting her.  That's when I pointed out I've never missed a match yet and said she was best to zip it while she was ahead.  Sigh.

Well, they went to the match.  The female coach refused to start Sarah as punishment for not showing up the last couple of weeks, despite protests from the male coach.  They got their backsides kicked and some wee girl lost her spot on the pitch to Sarah before half time.  On the drive back, Sarah and Timothy listed off all the shows they were missing tonight as they wouldn't get home in time.    

She walked through the door and straight over to me for a hug.  Then she looked up and whispered, 'I'm sorry mom.  You're not horrible and I'm really sorry for saying that.'  Then she gave me a cheeky grin and giggled together with another hug, 'By the way, you were right about the match.  I shouldn't have gone and we got our backsides kicked anyway.'

All in all a win for the lot of us as it turned out.

*PS  'Early' in our house is 6pm as opposed to any time after 8pm.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on May 19, 2010, 01:06:39 AM
Dogs beds and dogs get a wash every two weeks.  Whatever about their beds, is that too often to be washing the dogs?  I use warm water and special shampoo for dogs, followed by a leave in spray conditioner.  Neither bottle gives warnings about how often they should be used, so just curious.  Anyone know?

I personally wash ronnie's bed every other day but only wash him once every 8 to 12 weeks or if he really stinks.

When I say I wash his bed I actually put a towell in it and put a fresh one in every other day which keeps smells off the actual bed.

By giving fresh bedding often a lot of the dirt comes off him on to his towel thus cleaning him a bit every day.

I actually washed Ronnie yesterday for the first time in about 3 months. I don't use shampoo, just water to get rid of any dirt on him but I give him a really good soaking. I'd only use shampoo if he had fleas or something which needed getting rid of.

Do you find they roll around in muck a lot? It's probably because they hate smelling of shampoo and spray conditioner.

If you don't wash them as often they won't have to roll in shit as much because they will actually smell like dogs instead of boots perfume counters.

I guess what I'm saying is that in my opinion yes, once every two weeks is far too often to bath a dog.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 19, 2010, 01:17:56 AM
Cheers Matt!  Was thinking that might be why Lily likes to roll in so much 'stuff', but wasn't sure.  Cassie LOVES to be washed, but Lily runs for the hills every time.

Their 'beds' amount to 2 big fleece throws folded in half a couple of times to add some cushion under them.  At night, they usually end up with the girls at some point or other.  I shake the blankets outside every couple of days, but will give a go to actually washing them every couple instead...and lighten up on the shampoo baths.  Clean warm water and their big yellow car sponge should do the trick...minus the 'boots' smell.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 19, 2010, 08:56:08 AM
This might just be turning into the best thread on Blonde at the moment.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 19, 2010, 04:17:08 PM
Just home.  Dinner to throw on, dogs to walk and phone to figure out..........

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/insane.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 19, 2010, 06:44:24 PM
Full phone review pls.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on May 20, 2010, 05:56:10 PM
Full phone review pls.

[X] Makes Calls
[X] Receives Calls
[X] Sends Texts
[X] Receives Texts

Job done


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 21, 2010, 09:06:35 AM
Full phone review pls.

[X] Makes Calls
[X] Receives Calls
[X] Sends Texts
[X] Receives Texts

Job done

[X] Plus a whole lot more!!! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 21, 2010, 09:24:03 AM
Cassie tends to just hang about if it's too warm outside.  We had a scorcher yesterday!  To get 'round it, I took them out in the morning and again in the evening when it wasn't as warm.  We all just chilled the rest of the day.  And I learned how to use the new phone.

Murphy's Law says they weren't going to act half as nutty when they heard the 'w' word this time since I learned how to capture it on video.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4FW1g6NDso 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 21, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
Cassie had a good run about for herself...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0013.jpg)


and Lily was ok with just pottering around for the most part.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0004.jpg)


But despite waiting until the sun was going down, they were still wrecked in no time...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0009.jpg)



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 21, 2010, 09:40:55 AM
And one more because I liked it....

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0017.jpg)



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 21, 2010, 09:51:23 AM
When we first moved to Ireland, I loved to walk the fields picking all sorts of wild flowers for a vase back at the house.  The neighbours all had a laugh saying I was picking weeds for my vase.  Sigh.  How can wee things like this be considered weeds?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0016.jpg)
(Need to work on my photo skills with the new camera, but you get the idea.) 

Anyway, the neighbours can laugh all they like...won't stop me picking 'weeds'.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0020.jpg) 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 21, 2010, 10:04:02 AM
It's supposed to hit the low 20's again today.  That's tropical weather by Irish standards.  Going to take the dogs to the field for a bit.  Then I will mostly be out the back yard working on a tan while doing the ironing.  Don't have much time for messing about though.  

Kids are home at 2:00 on Fridays and it's all systems go once they land.  Sarah has a hair appointment at 3:00, then I must run herself and Brian to town for a few bits.  More of that shopping carry on I love so much - marv.  After that we'll throw together a quick dinner before they get ready for their night out.  They go to this youth club thing every Friday night, but once a month is the 'big night'.  And tonight's that night.  Even Brian is heading down as it's his last one with that group.  I'll drop them at 8:00 and another parent brings the lot home around 11:30.  3 hours of silence and a bottle of wine on a Friday night...bliss!

Hope everyone has a good day!  xx

  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on May 21, 2010, 10:11:59 AM
It's boiling up here,sure is nice weather to be grinding in.

Enjoy your day


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 23, 2010, 01:39:21 PM
The ironing sure got done on Friday.   rotflmfao

As it turns out, I did get 'round to it 'eventually'.  Yesterday.  I really hate ironing.  It's right up there with shopping imo.  Good job it was sunny out or I'd still be looking at a mountain of wrinkled clothes.  On the downside, I didn't wear my usual oils or lotions because I didn't want to get anything on the clean clothes.  5 hours later...I'm a lovely shade of red.  Tea tree gel FTW!  All going well, the red will be brown in a day or two. 

Took the dogs for their usual run in the field after that.  Still not use to where everything is on the new phone...hence the finger in the way.  Sigh.  Ah well, will keep at it.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kjcPJfhCuw

Once they've had enough, they tend to hide in the shade of the trees until I give the word. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/eec38247.jpg)

After the bit of play time, we headed back for a barbecue.  Cassie has her 'spot' now for our barbecues.  Right in line with the chefs, throwing her big brown eyes up at us in hopes of some early scraps.  Also the perfect spot for food that rolls off the other side before we can catch it.  She's no fool.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/97fe5a5e.jpg)

 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 23, 2010, 01:55:20 PM
RABBIT ALERT!!!

Not long back from our Sunday stroll and have some news of a different sort.  Everything started out as usual.  The dogs headed straight for the play field and were already well on their way sniffing and messing about through the trees by the time I got there.  They called over for a quick rub before disappearing into the trees again.  Next thing I heard what I thought was a yelp from Cassie. 

Into panic mode, I was tearing around through the trees trying to find the pair of them.  Called them a few times, but no joy.  Had swerved back and forth a good bit but just couldn't spot them.  Starting to get seriously worried, I headed back towards the open section of the field to ring the troops at home for help.  Just about the time I reached the clearing, through the trees came Lily and Cassie.  But they weren't alone. 

Cassie had a wee rabbit hanging from her mouth!  She set it down at my feet and looked up at me proud as punch.  Felt bad for the wee bunny, but I gave Cassie a rub anyway because I was delighted they came back to me and were ok.  Next thing, she started having an old check of her prize.  She turned it about a couple of times checking it out then threw down next to bugs like she'd no intention of leaving!

To avoid the 'yuck' factor, I didn't get a close up.  Plus the bunny was a wee one, so you can barely see it.  But it's there.  Right by her hind feet.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/f8e2bca5.jpg) 

I rang a neighbour who's big into hunting and the like.  Asked him did he have any use for a wee rabbit just caught and he asked what I was at.  Told him the tale and he said I should let her eat it.  WHAT?!  Not a hope!  Managed to get the lead on her and dragged her away...less than pleased about leaving her prize behind.  To be honest, I wasn't too pleased about leaving it behind either.  Surely there has to be some use for them.

So it got me thinking after.  Was I wrong to not let her have it?  Are dogs supposed to be left eat things like that once they catch them?  And if not, will some other wild animal at least get the benefit of poor old bugs?  Answers on a postcard please and thank you.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2010, 08:06:53 PM
Free tip for today - flammable things catch fire really quick when lit.  No need to thank me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: booder on May 24, 2010, 09:07:41 PM
Free tip for today - flammable things catch fire really quick when lit.  No need to thank me.


lol  wp Dawn


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Karabiner on May 24, 2010, 09:53:52 PM
Loving this thread more and more Dawn and looking forward to having a jar or two this weekend.

Was that flammable or imflammable btw ???


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2010, 11:49:00 PM
Loving this thread more and more Dawn and looking forward to having a jar or two this weekend.

Was that flammable or imflammable btw ???

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. (imflammable, not a word so assuming was a typo by ya).  Inflammable was the popular term pre WW2, but health and safety peeps changed it to flammable after that. 

Luckily I have ninja like reflexes and me fingers were saved.  Will be well able and looking forward to those jars.   :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 26, 2010, 09:16:11 PM
Today was good news day!  I was sent for an MRI on my brain and upper spine at end of March, but didn't get the results until today.  Wasn't too bothered about it to be honest as they surely would have called me in sooner if there was a serious problem.  Brain is right as rain, although some may dispute that.  lol  Spine is as I knew it was, but they've decided not to do anything for the time being.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

I've a thing called degenerative disc disorder.  Already had two discs removed and replaced with bits to make up for them.  They've spotted 3 more dodgy ones (1 more so than the others), but none bad enough to slice and dice just yet.  No big deal in the grand scheme of things, just means we need to keep an eye on it. 

The dodgy back is the reason I started playing poker.  When the first disc went busto, I was laid up for the bones of a year while sitting on the specialist's waiting list.  Wasn't able for anything and was gradually losing me mind from boredom and frustration.  I started watching 'Late Night Poker' a lot.  After a couple of months of watching and seeing the ads for online poker sites, I eventually downloaded my first site. 

That's when 'Laxie' was born.  I was sat there staring at the screen wondering what alias to use.  I've never had a nickname, and was on copious meds so couldn't even attempt to think of one.  Don't know why an alias was giving me so much grief, but I very nearly shut down the poker site and said forget it.  Enter a friend named Colleen.

Colleen was great to help out for that first round of back troubles.  She'd check in on me now and then for the old chat and a laugh and help out with grocery shopping if I needed it.  She'd even help out around the house if things were gone out of control around the place.  She was my lifesaver back then.  And she lives in a townland called 'Laxie'.   

Technically it's pronounced lox-eye, but I've gotten use to the way everyone says it at this stage and it wouldn't even seem right to pronounce it properly now.       


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 26, 2010, 09:28:32 PM
As I was gone a good bit of the day, Sarah took the dogs for their play time in the field.  Cassie caught another rabbit.  Sarah took pictures.  Close up ones.  I'll spare ye the gore of it.   rotflmfao

But seriously!!!  Are we to let her eat the rabbits or what?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on May 27, 2010, 12:48:47 AM
As I was gone a good bit of the day, Sarah took the dogs for their play time in the field.  Cassie caught another rabbit.  Sarah took pictures.  Close up ones.  I'll spare ye the gore of it.   rotflmfao

But seriously!!!  Are we to let her eat the rabbits or what?!

Personally I'd say yes.

I feed Ronnie raw food and he's fine on it. A whole rabbit complete with fur will be absolutely fine.

She probably won't eat it anyway if she gets the chance. It's the chase she likes, that's why she caught and killed it.

Most dogs don't know that it's food because they're used to dried food.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on May 27, 2010, 01:56:34 AM
Brain is right as rain, although some may dispute that. 

Yep right

  And she lives in a townland called 'Laxie'.
 
OMFECKINGGODTHATISSOFECKINGSURPRISING


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2010, 06:22:57 AM
As I was gone a good bit of the day, Sarah took the dogs for their play time in the field.  Cassie caught another rabbit.  Sarah took pictures.  Close up ones.  I'll spare ye the gore of it.   rotflmfao

But seriously!!!  Are we to let her eat the rabbits or what?!

Personally I'd say yes.

I feed Ronnie raw food and he's fine on it. A whole rabbit complete with fur will be absolutely fine.

She probably won't eat it anyway if she gets the chance. It's the chase she likes, that's why she caught and killed it.

Most dogs don't know that it's food because they're used to dried food.



She's not necessarily partial to dry food.  Trust me on that.  NOTHING is safe in this house if it's edible!   rotflmfao

Sarah said she had to drag Cassie away this time and it wasn't easy.  Cassie threw down next to her kill and no way did she want to leave it.

UGH.  Here's the yucky part I've been avoiding.  Wouldn't it be better to bring bugs home and 'clean' him up a bit first?  That way she just gets the raw meat...minus fur.

I've a neighbour I can ask to help out with the tidying bit.  Granted, the same man will probably insist I learn how to do it.  That sure will be fun. 




 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 27, 2010, 07:28:34 AM
You don't have to dress the rabbit for Cassie, but the bile from it's liver and the acids in it's stomach might make her a bit Moby Dick until she gets used to it. Anyway, if you clean a newly caught rabbit straight away the meat stays fresh much longer because the bacteria from the gut doesn't get a chance to migrate to the rest of the flesh and spoil it.

To clean your rabbit, turn it onto it''s back and incise the skin between the scut (Tail) and the ribcage, being careful not to cut into stomach lining, then simply turn it the right way up, give it a little shake, and the offal will fall out.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2010, 08:08:22 AM
Sounds simple enough.  Just have to figure out how far in the stomach lining is now so so I can avoid the damn thing.  Will get Benny to show me a couple of times just to be sure.  He's a hunter dude and does this stuff all the time.  Has been getting a great laugh over my rabbit concerns, but yet to give me any answers* so cheers Lads!

*Not entirely sure he believes I'm serious.  Wait 'til I come knocking with a bunny in a bag to him the next day!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2010, 01:51:38 PM
Watch out England.  Laxie is on her way!!! 

Am currently sat in the airport bar taking advantage of their free WiFi to kill time.  As I'll be bringing a few extra bits back with me, decided to treat meself to a checked bag this time.  This meant very little to carry through airport security and a speedy run of it...so I thought. 

I've me wee netbook and handbag, not wearing jewellery or a belt and wearing flat shoes.  How hard could it be, right?  Sigh.  I swear, some one of ye must ring them for a laugh when ye know I'm on the way over.  Walked through the metal detector and as usual...full on alarms. 

'Step over here please miss.' 

Sigh.

'It's just the scaffolding in me bra...honest.' 

She wasn't seeing the funny side of that statement.  By the time she was done frisking me we were on a first name basis FFS. 

Get through that part confirmed to be 'safe' and head over to gather my things which have long since gone through the x-ray machine.  Only they aren't there.  I can see my lappy and wee bits in a container off to the side, but no handbag.  WTF?!

'Is this your bag miss?' says another woman. 

Sigh.  'Yeah, that's mine and so is all the gear in that box over there.'

'Come with me miss.  We need to go through your handbag.'

'Ya do of course.  Wouldn't be a complete security check otherwise.'

She ever so carefully removed every fecking thing from every nook and cranny of me handbag.  It only took me the bones of 30 minutes to pack it 'just so' back at home, but ya can be sure I re-packed in record time once she was finished...and confirmed I had nothing illegal on me. 

I am currently sat in the airport bar having me second pint to kill time while waiting to depart Cork for the sunny setting... of England.  Not quite Spain, but it'll do.  And I'm really looking forward to it!  See you all on the flip side!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on May 27, 2010, 03:04:16 PM
lol - just as well we're not playing footie this time or god knows what they'd have found in your handbag :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 01, 2010, 12:11:23 PM
Wow!  What a week-end! 

Thursday - landed in Manchester and was greeted by the Duke.  Went to his local card room for a wee re-buy.  I will never hear said my own local is a fish tank again after what was witnessed there!  lol  Just glad it was a 'wee' re-buy so we could have a laugh and forget about the cards.  On the plus side, did manage to bluff the Duke off two pots when he was well ahead.  Anyone who knows how he plays knows that's not an easy task.   

Back to Duke's where I decided ringing my Mom to say Happy Birthday - from my mobile - while on roaming charges - as ya do.  Was a good idea at the time.  Of course, nothing doing only Ger had to say hi too.  30 minutes later we managed to say goodbye to Mom.  Can't wait to see the bill at end of the month!

Rumour has it I managed an amazing attempt at 'Bohemian Rhapsody' afterwards.  This was done in front of a webcam and there's talks of posting it.  Marv.  Can confirm, professional singing will never be one of my career choices.  You have been warned. 

Friday - After the largest fry up on the planet, we headed off for Notts.  The usual meet and greet at the hotel was nice.  Gives everyone a chance to catch up before the madness ensues and gave time for some of the more sensible people to grab a bite to eat.  Pre-drinks stomach lining FTW!

The rest of Friday night was just one twist after another.  We tore road to meet up with Kate and Fran in Chambers.  Haven't seen them in ages, so was delighted they could make it.  Can confirm I'm not the only one on blonde who can't sing.  Asa and I proper owned the lot of ya on secret missions.  Bongo's tea pot - blimey.  What was in that again?  A great night from start to finish.   

Saturday - Had my first trip to Nando's.  It's grand.  Will feed a gang and they serve drink, but honestly don't see what all the fuss is about that place.  Apart from it's proximity to DTD.  We were slow getting up that morning, so I suppose proximity mattered to be fair.  lol 

The bash tourney was a bit of a bust for me, but then I wasn't worried about playing poker this week-end.  Was all about catching up with friends and having a laugh.  If I'd been hit in the face by the deck it was only a bonus.  But alas, the deck deserted me.

The Liquid Lucky Dips were harmless enough.  Only a few had to suffer through a drink of my choice and I think most were pleasantly surprised.  Another late night of chatting and Toffoc and we were heading for Sunday.

Sunday - Just about got up in time for the quiz.  Was a great quiz!  Claw and AndrewT should be well proud of themselves and I nominate them now for all future quizzes.  However I think I'll just help keep the scores next time as I very nearly got a question wrong...about ME - ffs!  lololol 

Lots of blonde Lads have piles apparently.  This was discovered at the pub round the corner from our hotel.  Loads more was discovered, but we won't go there.  Was a good giggle though. 

Back to the hotel for Tighty sit n go's and a nap for Laxie while they played on.  Around 8pm we were back to DTD.  Managed to get into the £15 tourney as late alternates, and what a table it was!  Tears streaming down the eyes from laughing so much.  Gatso, Ger, Wee Man, Sharplea, Skippy -

'RAISE!!!'  'And in other news, the Titanic sank yesterday.' 

Skippy was the only one still in by the time the carnage was over...apart from the couple of randoms who had a nervous twitch by the time they were done playing at a table with us.   

Later there was the most shocking call I've ever seen at a cash table by the Duke... with TWOS!!!  Every card on the board beating him, not to mention the rest in the deck...but no way was he folding.  Took down the pot for over £400!  lololol  MBN to run so good. 

Back to the hotel with Delboy, Mrs. Delboy, Wee Man and Duke at a more respectable hour this time we had a night cap and one last giggle session.  I even managed to leave everyone at the bar and headed for an early night's sleep in the end.  Needed to be in reasonably good shape for Brian's graduation mass the next night. 

Monday - We had to be on the road for Manchester airport at 11am and I thought I'd get a good run of shut eye.  Woke at 5am...as ya do.  Sigh.  Duke dropped me back to the airport safe and sound.  Yay Duke!  Managed to get my overweight bag through check in without added charges.  Yay Aer Lingus!  Might cost just a few € more to travel with them, but well worth it in the long run.  Security didn't bother me this time.  Yay security!  And I didn't fall asleep in the departures lounge so managed the proper flight home this time.  Yay me!     

Landed home with just enough time to quickly unpack and throw on mass clothes.  Was a bit concerned considering the long week-end of it, but luckily they'd painted the church and varnished the seats in the last week.  The fumes from varnish were more than enough to hide any fumes from tea pots I might have exposed them to.  Got through it and was home again by 9pm. 

I've a bad habit of taking cat naps lately and last night was no exception.  Wide awake until 2am and up again at 7am.  Surely I'll hit a wall at some stage.  Just haven't found the wall yet. 

Thanks to everyone for such a lovely week-end.  Was badly needed.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on June 01, 2010, 12:36:01 PM

Later there was the most shocking call I've ever seen at a cash table by the Duke... with TWOS!!!  Every card on the board beating him, not to mention the rest in the deck...but no way was he folding.  Took down the pot for over £400!  lololol  MBN to run so good. 


Not played much cash with Ger before then?

His reads are legendary.  Sometimes...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 01, 2010, 12:44:02 PM

Later there was the most shocking call I've ever seen at a cash table by the Duke... with TWOS!!!  Every card on the board beating him, not to mention the rest in the deck...but no way was he folding.  Took down the pot for over £400!  lololol  MBN to run so good. 


Not played much cash with Ger before then?

His reads are legendary.  Sometimes...

No way it was a read.  He was abso wrecked at the time!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 01, 2010, 02:04:28 PM
The teapot was full of Jager, Goldschlager and JD. It was served by the most miserable and unhelpful barmaid ever.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 01, 2010, 02:46:17 PM
Ahhhhh, it's the goldschlager stuff I keep forgetting about.  Just glad I took no notice of the miserable staff.  Should possibly have taken more notice of the ingredients in the tea pot though.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on June 01, 2010, 06:02:21 PM

Later there was the most shocking call I've ever seen at a cash table by the Duke... with TWOS!!!  Every card on the board beating him, not to mention the rest in the deck...but no way was he folding.  Took down the pot for over £400!  lololol  MBN to run so good. 


Not played much cash with Ger before then?

His reads are legendary.  Sometimes...

No way it was a read.  He was abso wrecked at the time!

I knew exactly where I was on every street - AHEAD - so there


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on June 01, 2010, 09:54:37 PM

Later there was the most shocking call I've ever seen at a cash table by the Duke... with TWOS!!!  Every card on the board beating him, not to mention the rest in the deck...but no way was he folding.  Took down the pot for over £400!  lololol  MBN to run so good. 


Not played much cash with Ger before then?

His reads are legendary.  Sometimes...

No way it was a read.  He was abso wrecked at the time!

I knew exactly where I was on every street - AHEAD - so there

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_277/121268281027T6Kv.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 02, 2010, 11:16:15 AM
Sigh.  Some of you already know but for those who don't, Cassie injured her left front leg really bad yesterday afternoon while playing in the field. 

We started off as usual.  'Walkies' was announced, the pair of them went nuts and the three of us headed off for the field.  Once we got there, I let them off their leads and Cassie tore road for her rabbit hunting ground as Lily and I pottered away up to meet her. 

We were only about 1/3 of the way up the first field when this almighty roar of yelps from Cassie was heard.  As it turns out, she was heard all over the neighbourhood.  Lily and I took off running to find her and when we got there it was plain she was in big trouble.  She stopped yelping once she set eyes on us almost as if to say, 'I'll be ok now.  They'll help.' 

After surveying the damage it was clear there was no way I was walking her out of the field.  She'd need to be carried.  First phone call was to Sinéad to come and get Lily.  Next phone call was to Sarah to fetch the other local Greyhound owner for help.  Then I phoned our local vet Mike to let him know Cassie needed treatment straight away and be ready for us.  Meanwhile, neighbours appeared out of nowhere to see if they could help.  They'd all heard Cassie's cries.

God love him, Mike knows his limits.  When I described the injury to him, he said he'd have to call in a favour to the specialist at the posh vets in Killarney.  And that's just what he did.  By the time Ger (greyhound guy) met us and carried her down to my car, posh vet was on the phone with me arranging an emergency meet up at their place in town. 

Sarah took the trip with me back to Killarney.  Mike had warned over the phone we had to be very careful as they have a big artery going down their front legs and broken bone has a bad habit of tearing that, meaning gg Cassie.  Sarah held her leg just so all the way back to be sure it didn't move and we both talked quietly to Cassie telling her we loved her and would do whatever we could to sort her out.

The on call vet saw her and said it didn't look good, but we'd have to wait til morning when the ortho guy's on duty to decide what (if anything) could be done.  She was kind, but also realistic and tried to prepare us for the worst.  Sarah and I just abso broke down bawling. 

Cassie was given a bowl of chicken soup as a treat, then she'd be sedated and given pain killers to keep her still and comfortable for the night.  We were sent on our way and told they'd ring in the morning, but when we went to leave Cassie thought she was going too.  Broke our hearts to leave her there for the night, but it was the best place for her if we'd any hope of saving her.  The rest of last night was spent in a fog of tears by myself and the kids.

I've phoned Rooks and Paul so they're aware of what's happening.  The ortho rang me this morning for permission to give Cassie an xray.  He's not entirely sure from looking at it on the outside but thinks 'just maybe' we can save her.  I'm to meet him at 12:45 to find out the results and we'll go from there...one way or the other.  He's also agreed to lower his usual fee and will do the lot including last night's stay for €600 if we go ahead with it.  (TY Mike for calling in that favour.)  Must collect Sarah from her school tour on my way as she's insisted she wants to be there. 

I know some will say 'she's just a dog', but we really do love her.  We'll do what's best for Cassie, regardless of what that may be.  Whatever happens, it's been a long night and it's going to be a long day to follow.  Will let ye know what the outcome is once I've talked to the specialist.  Keep everything crossed please and thanks.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 02, 2010, 11:22:53 AM
everything crossed here Dawn xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: ChipRich on June 02, 2010, 11:23:58 AM
shiiiiiit, really hope everything works out for Cassie and everyone involved :(


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TheChipPrince on June 02, 2010, 11:34:56 AM
shiiiiiit, really hope everything works out for Cassie and everyone involved :(


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: xxMAIRxx on June 02, 2010, 12:08:59 PM
Everything is crossed Dawn xxxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 02, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
Everything is crossed Dawn xxxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on June 02, 2010, 01:15:23 PM
Oh noooo! I feel I really know Cassie the way you write Dawn and really feel for you.  Hope Cassie pulls through this xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 02, 2010, 01:22:42 PM
Get fecking in there! Just off the phone with Rooks giving him the news. The break is above the joint so it shouldn't be as hard to fix as they'd feared. Surgery tomorrow. On phone now but will explain more when we get home.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 02, 2010, 01:31:41 PM
oh that's fantastic Dawn - I know how devastated you were last night and it all seemed pretty hopeless.  Looks like we have another blonde fighter on our hands. xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on June 02, 2010, 01:32:41 PM
Phew


more news when you have it please


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on June 02, 2010, 01:49:43 PM
Wiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dewi_cool on June 02, 2010, 02:02:48 PM
 :)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on June 02, 2010, 02:48:44 PM
:)up



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: ChipRich on June 02, 2010, 03:02:15 PM
Great news


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 02, 2010, 03:35:24 PM
Home again.  The orthopaedic vet said Cassie was a couple of inches lucky as the break is above the 'wrist' area of her foot and while both bones are broken, they're clean breaks.  He's going to operate tomorrow putting a plate on the big break.  He mentioned some other thing he'd do with the wee bone, but me brain was rattling with thoughts so that part kinda didn't sink in.  Will ask again tomorrow to be sure.  All going well, she'll be home on Saturday.  

I asked him what her chances were of being able to run and play again because to be honest, that's what she loves to do and she'd have been miserable any other way.  He said 9 out of 10 dogs go on to live perfectly normal lives after a break in the same spot as hers.  Those odds were good enough for me.  

His only concern is the fact it broke the skin.  Apparently there's a big risk of infection once the skin is broke, but with the proper meds and care (which she'll have), we should be able to swerve infection.  God knows we'll do our level best anyway.  

The fee we were given over the phone wasn't accurate.  Fecker wants €800 due to all the extra care and meds she'll need.  She'll be under his care for 6 to 8 weeks and we're to bring her back to him every 10 to 14 days depending on how she's going.  As we'll be visiting him so often, he's said we can break it down into mini payments during our visits - so we'll get there in the end.  

Once we got finished with the consultation I asked to see Cassie.  We were taken to the room where all the overnight visitors are kept and there she was.  'Hiya my wee baby' was the greeting she got as we walked over to the kennel and with that she lifted her head straight up and the tail came out.  Sarah reckoned our Cassie was getting VIP treatment as she was the only one with a heat lamp on her.  It's the little things in life that keep Sarah happy.  lol  

As we knelt down to give her a rub, she started to whine a bit and tried to get up to us.  With that she left out a wee yelp and I said, 'No Cassie.  Lie down or we'll have to leave again so ya don't hurt yerself more ya goose.'  Didn't take convincing...she settled back for herself.  Once we had the kennel door open and were rubbing her I phoned Rookie with the news.  She kept her head lifted up to us for a good bit, but eventually her meds kicked in again and she nodded back to sleep.  That's when we took a couple of pics and said our good byes...for now.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0032.jpg)



The big bad ouchie

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0033.jpg)




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on June 02, 2010, 04:03:42 PM
Respect Laxative.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on June 02, 2010, 04:06:44 PM
So pleased, she will be fine Laxie, a little slower to begin with but fine very soon. XXxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: xxMAIRxx on June 02, 2010, 05:34:10 PM
So good to hear they are able to get Cassie on the road to a full recovery, gr8 news Dawn xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on June 02, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Don't panic too much Dawn. All dogs have a natural will to survive so once she's back on her feet she'll be just fine. She won't even know that she's got a dodgy leg. If it had been amputated it wouldn't have upset her, she'd have just got on with it.

The best thing you can do right now is try not to feel too sorry for her when you're with her. I know it's next to impossible but just act as normal as possible or you risk changing her perception of you in some way.

She has no idea what's gone off but knows that she hurts and that her pack are suddenly all acting very differently to normal. Very stressful times for a dog.

Be thankful that it's only €800 as well. When Ronnie was ill a few years ago the total bill came to just under £5k. Good job he was insured although the same as you I would've found it somehow.

Good luck for the next few weeks of rehab. I'm sure it'll all be fine.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 02, 2010, 08:52:56 PM
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Don't panic too much Dawn.
 
Too late.  Pretty sure I had that well and truly covered.   rotflmfao  A few blondes had the misfortune of being the other end of a phone line last night...ty to them for keeping this lunatic semi-sane.  xx

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The best thing you can do right now is try not to feel too sorry for her when you're with her.
Pretty much sucked big time at that today too, but will give a better go of it. 

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She has no idea what's gone off but knows that she hurts and that her pack are suddenly all acting very differently to normal. Very stressful times for a dog.
They're both very attentive to my moods at the best of times.  Will deffo have to be careful with them.  Lily has only just now settled down a bit since it all kicked off last night.  She knew something was up and not sure if she was looking for Cassie or what, but she's walked from room to room NON-STOP for nearly the last 24 hours.  She's finally thrown down at my feet for her first wee nap as we speak.  If that's how the relatively healthy dog has reacted to our mood, we deffo have to be careful to act normal so Cassie doesn't suffer more physically or mentally through this.  Thanks for that reminder.  xx

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Be thankful that it's only €800 as well. When Ronnie was ill a few years ago the total bill came to just under £5k.

 ;gobsmacked;  Fkin ell!  Did they make you sign a contract to hand over yer first born too while they were at it? 

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Good job he was insured although the same as you I would've found it somehow.
When I spoke to the vet's office on the phone this morning, they said €600 and we'd be allowed to spread it out over a couple of months.  Sarah and I had already discussed how I'd sort that amount, saying everyone would have to cop on for a few weeks.  No pub for the adults (Brian included) and no shopping sprees for the girls.  Not the end of the world and we'd get through it. 

Once we got to the vet's and met the specialist, he'd bumped the price to €800...and said he wanted it all now! 

'Oh fer feck sake.  I was told €600 on the phone and was already working hard to pull that off over the course of the 6 or 8 weeks I was told we could stretch it.  Jesus Sarah, what am I going to do?'

'It's ok Mom.  I've got enough to cover it in my credit union account.  We can just use that.'

My heart melted and sank all at once, god love her.  With that, the vet said he doesn't normally allow it, but we could stretch it out over the 6 weeks and no more if that would help any bit.  Sarah looked at me with a wee smile.  In turn I looked at the vet and said, 'Right, let's do it.'  We'd get it sorted one way or another, but we had to keep our promise to Cassie no matter what. 

On the way home Sarah was still insisting we use her money and I was working out how we'd avoid that.  In the end I said to her, 'Look Sarah, don't worry about it.  Honest.  We've never left anybody in our house without what they needed and we aren't about to start now.  Besides, good deeds usually come back round for people so surely something will come up to see us through.' 

As it turns out, I'd been telling Rookie the tale of Sarah's offer while we were at the vet and he's been in touch since.  He and his Dad want to help out by shipping half the cost to us.  I was in shock to be honest.  But they still love Cassie loads too and wanted to help get her better.  And we could do with the help, so I've accepted.  Life sure is a funny old sort sometimes.   



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on June 02, 2010, 09:18:58 PM
Nice one Paul & Rookie

Good luck Laxie. I'm sure Cassie will make a full recovery.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Girgy85 on June 02, 2010, 09:27:28 PM
Nice one Paul & Rookie

Good luck Laxie. I'm sure Cassie will make a full recovery.

^^ THIS ^^

 ;applause;  ;applause; and Get well soon Cassie!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 02, 2010, 09:28:24 PM
Sinéad just showed me this video and said there's hope for Cassie yet.   rotflmfao

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f1ovurzU2s


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 02, 2010, 10:09:08 PM
Nice one Paul & Rookie

Good luck Laxie. I'm sure Cassie will make a full recovery.

:)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: sovietsong on June 02, 2010, 11:01:16 PM
Nice touch rookie and Paul, glad she is going to be ok!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 02, 2010, 11:21:59 PM

Nice touch rookie and Paul, glad she is going to be ok!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on June 02, 2010, 11:24:41 PM
Nice one Paul & Rookie

Good luck Laxie. I'm sure Cassie will make a full recovery.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 03, 2010, 11:34:59 AM
Just off the phone with the vet.  Cassie's had a good night and is in good form this morning too, all things considered.  He's operating on her later this afternoon and is going to ring me once he's finished.  Will post as soon as I hear anything, but sounds like she'll be back home with us on Saturday!!! 

Sooooooo can't wait to have her home again.  That first night without her was unreal.  I kept waking up and would see the black stove across the room and think it was Cassie for a split sec.  Then I'd proper wake up and realise she wasn't there.  Will be nice to have her there again. 

The girls have gone off shopping with their Irish grandparents, Brian is studying for his final exams and Lily and I will mostly spend the day hanging out.  The mood has deffo picked up in this house. 

Thanks for all the good wishes and messages over the past couple of days everyone.  Really have meant more than you know.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on June 03, 2010, 01:11:41 PM
Nice one Paul & Rookie

Good luck Laxie. I'm sure Cassie will make a full recovery.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 03, 2010, 08:12:23 PM
The vet just phoned and the op was a success!!!  He reckons she can deffo come home on Saturday and the stitches are to come out in 10-12 days.  She's had a plate put in and new post op xrays to show the job done which we'll see when we go in.  I wanted to visit her tomorrow but he's said to let her have the day's rest and we can see her when we collect her Saturday.

She'll only be allowed out the back yard for fresh air and potty breaks to start.  No walks of any sort for about 2 weeks.  Then gently does it after that.  They've it wrapped at the minute and she'll come home with it wrapped a bit, but he's said it's ok if it comes off as long as she doesn't pick at the stitches.

He also says she'll be able to hop around easy enough on the 3 legs until it's healed.  With that said, she loves Sarah's bed so we've a baby gate borrowed for the bottom of the stairs to stop her getting up there.  Will put extra bedding downstairs for her and she'll stay put sleeping with me for the time being.  Knowing Sarah, she'll probably try to take up residence down here too for the first few days.  lol   And that's the lot...for now.   

This house has a whole new kind of energy around it today.  What a roller coaster ride!  Two days ago I felt like I'd let Cassie, my kids, Rookie and basically all of blonde down.  I made a promise to look after her and I know these things happen, but FML...they've never happened to me before.  Kids have accidents, but animals are supposed to be easy to look after.  Ah well, we've got through it.  Onwards and upwards and roll on Saturday!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 03, 2010, 08:14:02 PM
 ;yippee;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 03, 2010, 08:28:58 PM
 :)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on June 03, 2010, 08:42:27 PM
;yippee;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: nirvana on June 03, 2010, 09:14:45 PM
The vet just phoned and the op was a success!!!  He reckons she can deffo come home on Saturday and the stitches are to come out in 10-12 days.  She's had a plate put in and new post op xrays to show the job done which we'll see when we go in.  I wanted to visit her tomorrow but he's said to let her have the day's rest and we can see her when we collect her Saturday.

She'll only be allowed out the back yard for fresh air and potty breaks to start.  No walks of any sort for about 2 weeks.  Then gently does it after that.  They've it wrapped at the minute and she'll come home with it wrapped a bit, but he's said it's ok if it comes off as long as she doesn't pick at the stitches.

He also says she'll be able to hop around easy enough on the 3 legs until it's healed.  With that said, she loves Sarah's bed so we've a baby gate borrowed for the bottom of the stairs to stop her getting up there.  Will put extra bedding downstairs for her and she'll stay put sleeping with me for the time being.  Knowing Sarah, she'll probably try to take up residence down here too for the first few days.  lol   And that's the lot...for now.   

This house has a whole new kind of energy around it today.  What a roller coaster ride!  Two days ago I felt like I'd let Cassie, my kids, Rookie and basically all of blonde down.  I made a promise to look after her and I know these things happen, but FML...they've never happened to me before.  Kids have accidents, but animals are supposed to be easy to look after.  Ah well, we've got through it.  Onwards and upwards and roll on Saturday!!!

You've turned a horrible situation into something quite uplifting - good on you (& your family)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 03, 2010, 09:43:48 PM
Ah well...that's just how we roll in this house.   rotflmfao

Seriously though, cheers!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 04, 2010, 12:12:08 PM
Vet phoned just now.  Cassie had a good night, is in good form and has taken food and water without hassle, so we're to collect her at 11am tomorrow!!!  Only 23 hours to go....   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 04, 2010, 12:28:56 PM
wheeeee


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on June 04, 2010, 12:33:25 PM
Good news Miss Irelan(D)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: xxMAIRxx on June 04, 2010, 09:19:09 PM
Thats fab news Dawn :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 04, 2010, 09:28:36 PM
Good news Miss Irelan(D)

FYP


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on June 04, 2010, 10:55:03 PM
Great News Dawn


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Karabiner on June 04, 2010, 11:02:39 PM
Just caught up with all of this Dawn, hoping everything works out.

xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 05, 2010, 01:24:39 PM
She's home!!!   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

And she's in GREAT form! 

While we waited for them to bring Cassie to us, one of the staff came out to make sure we were being looked after.

'Are you Dineen's?' 

'That's right.  We're here for....'

'For Cassie the greyhound!  OMG She's SUCH an ANGEL!  She was the best girl all week.  So quiet and loveable.'

'Aye, that's our girl.'

A few minutes later, the vet landed with a very happy, hopping Cassie.  When she's excited, she lets out this wee whining, wags her tail mad and her mouth has this funny twitch.  She was well excited to see us today and the vet got a fit of giggles when she saw how much so.

While we were getting our instructions Cassie rolled over on her back, tongue hanging out the side, looking at Sarah and I for her belly rubs.  Which she got.  The vet got a fit of laughing so I said, 'She likes her belly rubs.'

'I see that.  She's such a dotey ol' slob.  The staff here just adored her.'

'They're not the only ones.'

Then she went on to tell us Cassie was well keen when a cat was brought in as well as a couple of chihuahuas.  She reckoned Cassie thought they were lunch.  Also, another greyhound was brought in yesterday and she and the new visitor became quick friends.  So all in all in wasn't a bad stay for our girl, considering the circumstances.

Our Instructions -

We're to make sure she stays calm, obviously.  Mind her first few minutes intro with Lily to make sure they don't get too worked up with 'hellos'.  The intro went really well as it turns out.  Lily followed her around a bit but seemed to know it wasn't play time.  They gave each other a couple of sniffs and kisses and that was that.

She's only allowed out the back yard for the first couple of weeks and must be kept on a lead even for that - to make sure she doesn't get too excited and try to play about.  No problem.  We can handle that.

She's got a wrap on it now which stays on until Tuesday and must be kept dry.  I'm to give the tips of her toes a wee squeeze twice a day to make sure she can feel it.  The swelling from the operation means the wrap may become too tight and that's how we make sure it's not.  Was shown how and where and we've got baggies to cover it for her trips outside, so won't be a problem.  If I notice any funky smell (infection) we're to take it off immediately and ring the vet. 

She's two tablets to take twice a day, morning and evening.  They're to help prevent infections.  Bit of bread and butter with the meds wrapped in it will do the trick.  Sorted.

We're to bring her back a week from Tuesday to remove the stitches.  They'll tell us then if she's allowed out the back without a lead yet.  Will be another couple of weeks after that before we're allowed to take her for lead walks around the village.  In about 3 months time they reckon she can run again...but we won't be calling to THAT field! 

Our friend Ger who helped bring her down from the field has a whole set up at his place for greyhounds.  He's said we can let her jog on his treadmill thingy any time we like.  Handy because they live in the village right near us. 

Apparently loads of people want to call for a visit to see her and welcome her home.  Sarah's got a schedule going with all of them so they don't wear her out.  lol  Despite being 18 degrees outside Brian and Sinéad had a wee fire put down for her as they know how much she loves them.  Cassie and Lily are thrown down by the fire as I type this.  And I've a window open ffs!  lol   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on June 05, 2010, 01:54:11 PM
 :)  Such a feelgood thread, through all the dramas!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 05, 2010, 04:55:20 PM
Cassie and Lily catching up

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0037.jpg)





The kids want to know can they sign her 'cast'

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/100605_145509.jpg)





Trying to keep up with the action from her rested position

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0039.jpg)





She went out for a potty break and came back to find some extra padding thrown down for her.  Seems to like it too.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0040.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 05, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
Since Cassie's landed Sarah has taken a keen interest in greyhounds.  Last week Ger invited her to join he and his daughter, Ava, to the greyhound races in Tralee.  He was the breeder of a dog running on the night.  Her big night out was last night.  Sarah's never been to the races before and she had a great time.  Ger's dog (Lenghty Lee) was meant to be favourite but only managed 3rd.  According to Sarah, 'He got cut off on the 3rd bend and didn't make the break.'  I sure knew what she meant.  lol

Here's the pair of them in Tralee

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/100604_205335.jpg)



She was pretty proud of herself for catching this shot with her phone

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/100604_205251.jpg)





Ava is mad into her dad's greyhounds.  Kyle, Dave, Lulu & Mafi...but we're not sure which is which apart from the white guy.  He's Dave.  Here they are in her back yard.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/100509_190038.jpg)




Cassie may meet one or two of them in the weeks to come as she gets her recovery exercise at Ger's.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2010, 04:46:44 PM
Cover me...I'm going in.  It's time to take off Cassie's wrap.  Will get the dinner done and tidy up around the place first then tackle the wrap.  Want to make sure the house is calm for the rest of the evening so we can all get use to her having it off. 

In other news.  I'm on the job hunt.  Been many years out of circulation doing the 'mom' gig, but times are changing and time for me to get back out there.  Have done the odd bit of bar work throughout the years when local pubs needed help, as well as working reg desk at bigger poker festivals in Ireland.  But apart from that, nothing to put on the CV other than 'mom'.  Should be interesting.  Wish me luck!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on June 08, 2010, 04:48:35 PM
Good luck in the job hunting ..x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 08, 2010, 06:15:00 PM
Ideally suited for a PA job somewhere  ;angel;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on June 08, 2010, 06:16:45 PM
Just caught up with the good news Laxie, brilliant.

GL with the job hunting, maybe you can learn to tile  ;D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 10, 2010, 12:29:00 PM
Been a busy few days around here.  Cassie's wrap came off without a hitch and she's getting on grand.  She's a bit too giddy for her own good at times so we've had to work really hard to keep a calm environment around the place.  Never thought constant 'calm' was possible in this house, but we're just about managing it. 

Brian has started his leaving cert exams and Sinéad is doing her junior certs.  They'll be glued to the books for the next couple of weeks and giving it their best - which is all I ever ask from them.  One way or the other, they'll be grand.  I'll never understand parents putting loads of pressure on their kids at exam time.  They know the score and they've enough pressure without our help.  Get it right or go again another time.  Not the end of the world.  Give them a break FFS! 

With that, Brian has just phoned asking for a lift home as he's a few hours before his next exam.  Wasn't finished with this post so will update more later.  Hope all is well with everyone else.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 10, 2010, 03:05:37 PM
My Mom used to visit us two or three times a year, but there's been a wee glitch thrown into the mix with the past couple of years which meant she's not been here.  Soooooooo, right before the bash she phoned to say she'd booked 3 tickets to America for the kids!  It's not the first time they've travelled over without me and they're really looking forward to it.  We'll be cutting it to the wire getting them there though. 

Passports are a key factor for any international trip.  Tickets were booked first, passports checked after...as ya do.  All 3 US passports expired last year.  Oops. 

'Ah well, Brian and Sinéad have Irish ones, we'll just sort Sarah with an emergency Irish passport and we're good to go.'  Only means a quick trip to Cork City.  Managed it for Brian when he went to Germany last year, so how hard could it be?  Great idea in theory, but the Irish passport offices are in the middle of some industrial dispute at the minute and 'fast application' doesn't exist right now.  Marv.

Desperation took over yesterday and I phoned the US Embassy to sort something out for Sarah.  Good job I did as it turns out.  If I'd sent Brian & Sinéad (as US citizens) on their Irish passports, immigration could have turned them away for entering 'under false pretences.'  3 kids with dual nationality visiting their Nan sure sounds like an international crisis to me, sigh.  But rules are rules.  And we've an appointment to pick up 3 emergency US passports on June 24th in Dublin.  We all have to be present to apply for them and have to catch a train at 5:30am to be there in time.  Not quite the Cork trip I was hoping for.  They leave fly out the next day.  No pressure then.

Ah well, it'll be worth it in the end.  They'll be spoilt rotten by their American Grandparents and it gives me time to sort some things around here.  Lots of changes coming about...and at some point I'll have time to breathe again.

     


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on June 12, 2010, 02:12:10 AM
My mum got me and my dad tickets to the Greece vs Portugal Euro 2004 cup final and as we're ready to leave we see my passport had expired. By all accounts my uncle had a great time with my dad.

sdjlgsdgl;sd


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on June 12, 2010, 08:08:07 AM
My mum got me and my dad tickets to the Greece vs Portugal Euro 2004 cup final and as we're ready to leave we see my passport had expired. By all accounts my uncle had a great time with my dad.

sdjlgsdgl;sd

WTF,why didn't you go straight to the passport office and get an emergency passport ?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 12, 2010, 09:28:14 AM
Considering my Mom spent over 1k per ticket for them, we REALLY need to have their passports sorted.  The joys of being from middle America...airlines get ya good for getting there.  Which is why we don't get there very often. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 12, 2010, 12:12:13 PM
I use to love doing silly things for the kids as they were growing up.  At Easter, we'd colour hard boiled eggs and leave them out for the Easter Bunny to hide.  Along with the eggs, there'd be 3 empty baskets for bunny to fill and a carrot for him to nibble on while he was there.  Just like my own Mom did for us when we were growing up.  

Once the kids would go to sleep, I'd get a wee bowl of flour and a mug of water to make 'bunny footprints' around the house leading to each of the hidden eggs.  Not exactly a proper scavenger hunt, I know.  But when I was growing up, my Mom forgot where she'd hidden an egg one year...and it wasn't found until a few weeks later.  To this day I get the 'smell' when I think of it.  Anyway, baskets would be filled with wee treats and trinkets and I'd chew away bits of the carrot and leave the stump on the plate.  Loved doing those 'bunny prints'.  

At Christmas we'd have a cookie baking party with 2 or 3 other families.  I'd have cookie dough made and divided into balls - one for each kid.  The kitchen was kitted out with rolling pins, cookie cutters, sprinkles and different colours of icing as well as loads of baking trays.  Each kid rolled out, cut and decorated their own batch of cookies while the few Mom's let them at it, only there to supervise the hot oven side of things.  Mess didn't matter.  And when they were done, each kid had their own plate of cookies from which they picked out that special cookie they'd leave out for Santa on Christmas Eve...along with a glass of milk.  Obv.  Loved doing it at the time, despite all the work involved.  But have to say, I'd rather cherish the memories than go through it again!  lol    

Halloween?  Well that wasn't heard of when we first moved to Ireland.  Sorry, but I pretty much missed out on a few years of Halloween growing up and wasn't about to miss out on it now just because they hadn't heard of it!  Every year up to recently (11 or 12 years in total) I'd decorate the Community Centre, hire a D J and make gift bags for up to 150 kids.  I'd help my kids sort costumes for themselves, showing them it wasn't always necessary to buy a ready made one from the shops.  And every year I'd dress up in something different to entertain the kids at their disco.  We'd play party games, dance like mad and just have fun for a couple of hours.  Anyone who didn't have a costume at the start needn't worry.  I also brought face paints and spare costume bits from our own collection to help kit them out.  They've carried it on since, but I've left others be in charge with the past couple of years.  Kind of miss it to be honest.  

The Tooth Fairy was supposed to be an easy one.  They'd leave the lost tooth under the pillow and wake in the morning to find it had been replaced with a few bob.  They had a bad habit of staying up longer than I could, so it didn't always get done in time.  If we didn't get to it in time they'd be told the Tooth Fairy must have had a very busy night.  Not to worry, put it under your pillow again tonight.  Then they'd get a bonus of a wee trinket under their pillow as well the following morning.  If I weren't so rubbish at staying up later than my kids, it would have been an easy gig.  

And the reason for this rambling post?  Well, last night Sarah lost one of her few remaining baby teeth.  We had a giggle about the old days when I was rubbish at staying awake and how it usually cost me more in the end as a result.  Then we chatted about what age each of them were when they found out the Easter Bunny, Santa & the Tooth Fairy were 'Mom gigs'.  Was a badly needed giggle at the time to be honest.  

Anyway, this morning I was giving Cassie her morning meds when I spotted Sarah's tooth sitting on the mantle.  With a wee giggle to meself, I collected up the tooth and replaced it with a €2 coin.  Finally beat them to it!  Just wondering how long before she notices.  

Made my day.  Hope the rest of you have good days too.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 12, 2010, 12:24:19 PM
FFS, now I want to be a mum mom.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 12, 2010, 01:13:35 PM
FFS, now I want to be a mum mom.

 rotflmfao  Tbh, I wasn't sure which one to use at the start.  I know what I say, but I also know what you lot say.  Was a coin flip, but in the end I said 'feck it...going with my version.'

Cassie update - I'm no vet, but she seems to be healing well...much to Rocky's dismay.  Rocky had gone quite cheeky for himself knowing Cassie couldn't chase.  This morning I chanced Cassie off the lead in the backyard as it was just the two of us.  Rocky had to make a mad dash for it again.  Turns out 3-legged greyhounds CAN move a bit.  lol

Sinéad and her friend just took Lily with them to the shop and poor Cassie had heart failure at being left behind.  She pouted for a few minutes, but I've just treated her to a big bowl of food soaked in left over beef stew...so she's delighted with herself now. 

We're all looking forward to when she can head out on the lead around the village again, but will be another while yet.  Stitches come out on Tuesday and she'll get a proper check by the vet with more instructions then.  In the meantime, we're just chillin'.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Karabiner on June 14, 2010, 05:43:38 PM
[X] Thread delivers every time.

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 15, 2010, 04:12:51 PM
Today's the big day - stitches coming out!  Rang the vet's office this morning to find out what time they wanted me to bring Cassie in.  The head guy (owner/ortho specialist) answered the phone and didn't realise who he had at first.

"Hiya, I'm just wondering what time you'd like me to bring Cassie in to have her stitches removed."

"3:30 is free, can you make it then?"

"Yep, no problem...see you then."

"Who is this sorry?  Didn't catch the name at the start."

"Dawn Dineen with Cassie...."

"Oh the Greyhound?"

"Yep, that's right."

"Can you make it 5:30 instead so please?  I want to look after her personally."

"Will do.  See you then."

So there ya have it folks.  No underling looking after our girl.  She's getting VIP treatment all the way.  Will let ya know how it went and what he says when we get home.

Meanwhile, we've re-named the pair of them lately.  Cassie has been affectionately called 'Hop-a-long' with the past week for obvious reasons.  Lily's issue is more to do with age.  She can't seem to get her footing on timber floors these days.  The legs literally fly out from under her so she resembles some sort of cartoon character running in place.  With that, Lily's been called 'Scooby' lately.  (Sorry Jack  lol)  

End of this clip (51secs) is our Lily...except on the ground.  And not the same dog, obv.  lol

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR0-as9KbDE


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 15, 2010, 11:39:15 PM
The ortho vet is DELIGHTED with her!!!  He says she's healed up exactly as he would have hoped, with no signs of infection and in good form.  She's use to hopping now and we're to get her out of that habit by starting her physio straight away.  Four slow lead walks a day to get her using the leg again.  Still not allowed to go upstairs for another while, so we'll have to mind her that way.  The stitches were removed, she's off the meds and we're to see him again in two weeks time. 

His parting words..."Mind her well.  I gave you a break this time, but if she injures it again...cry, win the lotto and then call me."  Dunno why...maybe it was the way he said it, but his addition of the lotto comment had myself, Sarah and her friend Laura laughing our backsides off as we loaded Hop-A-Long into the car.  That said, pretty sure he wasn't joking so you can be sure we'll do our best to look after her.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on June 16, 2010, 01:21:26 AM
I gather there's not vet's version of the Hippocratic Oath then.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2010, 01:31:25 AM
I gather there's not vet's version of the Hippocratic Oath then.

Ah, he's grand to be fair.  He could have stuffed us for a goodly bit more considering the treatment she's getting.  His point was...if she messes this up with another accident, it'll be a right proper mess to fix. 

I will mostly be investigating pet insurance in the very near future just to be safe.  Murphy's Law says, 'If you have it, you won't need it.'  One of the few laws that twisted fecker ever mentioned that I'm happy to work with. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on June 16, 2010, 01:48:33 AM
This vet has been very fair to you by the sound of it.

Ronnie's last trip to the vets:

Symptom - Bit of a limp

Cause - Mild arthritis

Chargable items - 1 x x-ray (icluding anaesthetic), 4 visits to vets for check ups, some steroid tablets

Cost - £760. Kerching.

Compare this to what Cassie has had done and I assure you your vet has been really good. He/she could've charged a hell of a lot more.

Get some insurance Dawn. It's well worth it. It'll probably cost less than £20 a month and could save an absolute fortune if something serious happens.

Make sure you get good insurance though. It's a minefield out there and they're all very different.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Karabiner on June 16, 2010, 08:46:37 AM
This vet has been very fair to you by the sound of it.

Ronnie's last trip to the vets:

Symptom - Bit of a limp

Cause - Mild arthritis

Chargable items - 1 x x-ray (icluding anaesthetic), 4 visits to vets for check ups, some steroid tablets

Cost - £760. Kerching.

Compare this to what Cassie has had done and I assure you your vet has been really good. He/she could've charged a hell of a lot more.

Get some insurance Dawn. It's well worth it. It'll probably cost less than £20 a month and could save an absolute fortune if something serious happens.

Make sure you get good insurance though. It's a minefield out there and they're all very different.

You may struggle to get anything that covers the leg that has already been injured though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2010, 10:02:25 AM
I was talking to my brother in America for the first time in AGES on Monday.  Was great to catch up with him and I'd forgotten how much I miss him sometimes.  We mightn't speak often, but Mom fills us in on the latest happenings of each other.  He'd already heard about Cassie's leg.  Sean has a Greyhound too.  That was something I didn't know until Cassie landed, but Mom was there with the info again.  What she didn't tell me was he'd also broken a leg...running around their own back yard! 

Eragon is his name.  What a cool name for a dog.  Anyway, Sean and his family adopted Eragon from a shelter in New Jersey a few years back.  I've seen pictures of him lately and couldn't get The Simpson's out of me head.  lol  He different to Cassie.  Can't put my finger on it, but they just seem like two different breeds of dog.

Apparently when Eragon broke his leg, Sean was given 3 options.  Pin/plate job like Cassie had, cast (for God knows how long) or amputation of the leg.  Pin/plate job was $3k so Sean opted for the cast.  And 8 months later it came off.  8 months?!  That's how long it took to heal and it couldn't have been fun for any of them, but especially not for Eragon.  Their dog is grand now, but geez louise...8 months?!

Meanwhile, back in our world.  Cassie was using her leg last night during her first 'physio' walk.  Initially she tried hopping, but I followed the vet's instructions and just went really slow with her.  The 'slowly does it' plan worked and she got on grand.  Amazing how far she's come in just the two weeks!  Reckon she'll be right as rain in a month or two at the rate she's going. 

Will post up some pictures later today.  For now I must deliver Sinéad to her next exam.  Brian has the day off.  He looked a bit shook after Monday's exams, so I'm glad he gets the break.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 16, 2010, 10:05:35 AM
great to hear Cassie is recovering so well :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on June 16, 2010, 01:43:36 PM
I gather there's not vet's version of the Hippocratic Oath then.

Ah, he's grand to be fair.  He could have stuffed us for a goodly bit more considering the treatment she's getting.  His point was...if she messes this up with another accident, it'll be a right proper mess to fix. 

I will mostly be investigating pet insurance in the very near future just to be safe.  Murphy's Law says, 'If you have it, you won't need it.'  One of the few laws that twisted fecker ever mentioned that I'm happy to work with. 

I was a bit harsh then, sorry. But I know I'd not be able to turn an animal away if I could help it whatever the financial situation. I'd also probably be unpopular for refusing to further treat  when the animal has no quality of life.

Probably as well I work with electronics ;D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2010, 04:06:36 PM
I gather there's not vet's version of the Hippocratic Oath then.

Ah, he's grand to be fair.  He could have stuffed us for a goodly bit more considering the treatment she's getting.  His point was...if she messes this up with another accident, it'll be a right proper mess to fix.  

I will mostly be investigating pet insurance in the very near future just to be safe.  Murphy's Law says, 'If you have it, you won't need it.'  One of the few laws that twisted fecker ever mentioned that I'm happy to work with.  

I was a bit harsh then, sorry. But I know I'd not be able to turn an animal away if I could help it whatever the financial situation. I'd also probably be unpopular for refusing to further treat  when the animal has no quality of life.

Probably as well I work with electronics ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhh, NOW I get what you were saying.  Takes me a while to catch up sometimes.   rotflmfao

No fear of him doing that anyway.  In fact, that's what had me so upset the night she was injured.  I was told if they couldn't fix it properly they were suggesting she be put down the following morning.  Sarah and I didn't stop crying the whole night at the thought of it.  Even Sinéad got teary eyed which surprised me a bit.  I think his comment was more to do with his  confidence in his abilities, but he would never treat an animal just for the sake of it if they're quality of life would be rubbish after.  Granted, he's also not a saint and won't be doing freebies.



We've a neighbour across the road.  I think she's 96, but we won't know for sure until she hits 100 and receives the big congratulations cheque in the mail.  Her real name is Margaret, but everyone (including her own family) calls her Baby.  Today Baby was sitting out on her porch so myself, Sinéad and the dogs planted ourselves in her front lawn for the old chat.  She loves when we call with the dogs.  And the dogs tend to calm a bit when they're with her.  Like they know she's not able for madness.  

All was going well.  Baby was asking how Cassie's getting on since her accident, we talked about the kids and their exams...all the usual stuff.  Next thing, Sinéad pipes up with, 'Ummm, Mom?'  'What's wrong Sinéad?'  'LOOK!'  I turn to see Cassie stood at attention and ready to tear road while Sinéad is doing all she can to hold her still.  Give a look in the direction Cassie's aiming and spot the problem.  Baby has garden decorations outside on her window sills.  One of them is a wee rabbit!  Gave Cassie the order to lie down and hid the window decoration for the rest of our visit.  Dead or alive...or even plastic, Greyhounds sure don't like rabbits.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on June 22, 2010, 02:28:11 AM
im getting a italian greyhound. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on June 25, 2010, 11:36:42 AM
BUMP


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 25, 2010, 03:43:51 PM
 rotflmfao

Apologies for the lack of posts.  It's been abso MANIC in Laxieland, that much is for sure.  Man oh man there's so much to tell ye.  BUT......... 

Afraid I have to pull a 'Tikay' right now though.  About to hop in the shower before heading off to Killarney to rail the UK crew over here for the Stars UKIPT.  Here's where the 'Tikay' comes in...promise to update you on lots of happenings once the dust of this week-end settles.  Might get in a few tidbits before the week-end is out, but deffo can't promise it.  So we'll stick to the original promise for now...which is after the week-end.

Oh ok, here's a wee one for ya now.  Dogs are great, Cassie healing brilliant and Kids are half way to America as I type.  Not quite what you were hoping for, but there ya go.  Have a brilliant week-end everyone!!!  xx 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 09:36:52 AM
I should be absolutely exhausted at this point, but instead I'm wired for sound.  Sooooooo, may as well get this thing back on track.

Kate and the DTD crew landed in Killarney on Wednesday.  I adore Kate.  She calls me Momma DD, I call her my wee pixie and we always have such a great time - drink or no drink.  There was to be no drink for me on Wednesday night when I met up with them.  I'd found a different train to Dublin for the passports in the morning, but still had to be up at 5:30am for the trip.  

After hanging about chatting at the hotel for a bit, some of us headed off to dinner.  I led the way in my car.  Meanwhile, in the other car Kate was asked if I was ok.  Apparently I was very mellow compared to my usual carry on at DTD.  Suppose the following morning's early start was on the brain, but I really do tend to chill a bit on home turf.  After a lovely meal and chat with the lot of them, I noticed the time and kinda panicked a bit.  12:30 am...it was time for me to head home if I'd any hope of waking at 5:30.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 09:42:47 AM
Got home and it occurred to me...still hadn't printed off the US Embassy passport applications.  Sigh.  Powered up the dinosaur desktop and went about sorting it.  Or so I thought.  Their link to printing blank copies wasn't working.  I tried for ages, but no joy.  Then I noticed an option to fill them out online first before printing the completed app.  Perfect.  Go about filling in the first one for Brian.  Fifteen minutes later, click submit.  Internal error.  Marv.  We'll give it another go.  Rinse repeat complete with errors every time.  I gave up around 2:30 and set my alarm for 5:30.  It was going to be a loooooooong day.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 10:32:23 AM
I had a bad feeling in me belly all week in the run up to 'passport day'.  Was absolutely SURE something would go wrong and I was terrified it would mean one or more of the kids couldn't make the trip to America.  How crap would that be for them?!  Sure, everyone says 'You'll love the break while they're away', but I do miss them.  And nearly a month away is a long time when you're missing someone.  That said, they were looking forward to it and I really wanted them to be able to go and enjoy.

Well, we got up on time.  That's a good start.  And we got to the train station on time.  Excellent.  Even the train was on time...and didn't break down along the way.  Too good to be true. 

Once we landed in Dublin, I bought public transport day passes for the lot of us.  Trams and buses covered, off we went.  Once in the city centre, we had a choice of 8 or 10 buses for getting out to the Embassy.  Their stops weren't all in the same place, so I just picked the first one I saw with a number we could hop on.  At that particular stop, they only had one option for us.  So we stood and waited as bus after bus landed, collected passengers and carried on.  All the wrong buses for us.  Where's ours FFS? 

Didn't think to ask the question out loud until we were on round two of the same buses calling again.  'Oh, that one only lands every couple of hours.  You'd be better off walking a couple of blocks down to the next bus stop.'  It was now 10.  We had to get their photos done at some chemist near the Embassy and report for our appointment at 11:30 and we hadn't even found the right bus stop yet.  Why does this not surprise me?

Got there in the end.  In fact we were there with 15 minutes to spare when all was said and done.  Photos and all complete.  Except for those online applications I attempted the night before.  When our name was called, I was asked for said applications.  Explained the trouble I had the night before trying to accomplish said task.  After a lecture from the nice lady behind the counter for arriving unprepared, I was sure we'd be told go away and come back when we had them.  But instead she reached out to her side and grabbed hold of 3 blank ones for me.  Sigh.  Why do some people love power so much?

The embassy splits you up when you arrive.  US citizens in one section, all the rest in some other area packed with people.  Handed in the completed forms and sat for a bit.  We were the only family on the US side, so shouldn't take too long.  An hour later we were still sat there.  My belly starts the nervous thing again when I'm called to the window.  They were going about making the passports when they realised they'd run out of certain 'stock items' required for making them.  We were told to go have lunch and come back in an hour.  My mind is quietly racing.  The delivery guy will surely get hit by that 'once every two hours' bus on his way with said items.  We're screwed.

Off to lunch we go.  Eddie Rockets.  Sarah was having great fun with the wee jukebox they have at each table and all of them enjoyed their meals.  They were discussing shopping plans once we were finished at the Embassy.  I was working out pleas in my head for when I was told they couldn't make the passports.  I'm not normally a pessimist, so when the belly acts up I take notice. 

Got back to the Embassy and left the crew outside while I went in to 'collect the passports'.  The drill for getting in and out of that place is unreal.  Getting a family of 5 through it takes ages, so they said I could leave the rest of them outside this time.  Good thing.  Would hate for the kids to see their Mom when she loses it with the power hungry lady behind the counter. 

Only this time I was greeted by some smiling Lad who was quite proud of himself for producing said passports.  To be fair, I was quite pleased with him too at the time.  He was a lucky man there was a sheet of bullet proof glass between us or I may have been forced to hug him.  Checked to be sure names, birth dates and all that were correct before heading off.  My belly had warned me all week...surely this had gone too easy.  But no...all details were correct. 

Tucked emergency passports away safely in a zipped, buttoned and strapped to me bag before heading out.  Can't be too careful.  Reached the crew and they wanted to see the fecking passports.  'But I've just put them away safe!'  'Awwwww Mom!  We just want to see them real quick.'  'Sigh.'  Handed them out for inspection by the kids as ya do. 

While they were taking the piss out of each other's photos and commenting on the new look of them, I spotted something.  Brian and Sarah's had a red line from the top of the page, stopping just at their photo.  Sinéad's didn't.  'Let me see those please.'  They'd put the hologram film on the first two right, but Sinéad's was 2/3 missing...including the section over her picture.  Take that to airport security and they won't half think you've tampered with it.   

Back in I went.  Embassy security were in agreement.  She'd never be left on a plane.  Marv.  They made her a new one, but not without a five man man conference on the mound comparing her passport to one that had been done properly.  We'd hoped to catch the 3:00 train home.  We didn't leave the Embassy until 2:30.  Just glad the belly didn't give up on me until then. 

The kids still needed to do a wee 'basics' shop before their trip to America, so we tore round Dublin city centre and still managed to get the 4:00 train home.  Once we landed safe and sound, the kids finished off their packing while I took the dogs for a walk.  Gave Brian a quick haircut and we were finally hitting the pillows around midnight.  Good thing.  We had to be up at 6:30am to get them to the airport. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 10:43:27 AM
Friday morning arrived and the mad rush to get bags out to the car began.  Checked for airline tickets, passports and money more times than I care to remember...even while driving to the airport.  Their bags were checked all the way to Cleveland, so no need to do the customs thing.  Excellent.  A staff member would point them in the right direction for their connecting flight in NYC.  Phew.  That's great.  And the flight was on time.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

They went without a hitch and landed safe and sound in Cleveland around 11:30pm Irish time.  Have talked to them since and they're having a blast as I knew they would.  Roll on end of July when they return. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
So now I'm free for the bones of a month.  Stayed at the airport until I was sure they'd made it all the way to their gate (they sent me a text), then tore road home.  Took Cassie for her 'therapy' walk, then went back and collected Lily so she could ramble with us for a bit too.  Cassie really is doing great.  I'm amazed at how fast she's healing.  And she's in such a good mood too. 

Once they were sorted, I got ready for my night out with Kate and co. in Killarney.  They were playing day 2 at this stage.  Kate and Simon were still in as were a few more, but no worries...plenty of people I could hang out with until they were finished for the day.  Alex from DTD doesn't even play poker, so as long as I could catch her not working for a change, I'd kidnap her to kill time.  By the time I arrived, Kate was out.  Hugh was too.  Pretty sure Karl was as well.  Sigh.  Ah well.  Never mind...we'll just relax and have fun for the night.  And that's what we did. 

Nothing manic as such.  In fact, Rob landed at one point giving out to me.  'You come over to my club and trash the place, but I bet we have to take our shoes off when we call to yours!'  'Ah now, to be fair...I might be a bit mental, but I've never TRASHED the place.  And feel free to wear your shoes at mine.  I've timbered and tiled floors.  One rub of the mop after you're gone and it's sorted.'  Don't know.  Maybe it's the 'holiday' factor when I call over to visit you lot, but I really am mellow on my own turf. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 11:19:06 AM
Didn't get home until OMG am on Saturday morning.  The plan was to meet everyone at 10:30 so I could take them around the Killarney lakes and end up at Torc Waterfall.  Simon had made day 3, so we had to have him back by 1:30.  No problem.  

As it turns out, half the group had decided to go back to the UK early and were already well on their way.  The other half were still in bed, bar Simon.  Got there and was greeted by a badly wanting pot of coffee in the hotel restaurant before we headed off.  

Now I've done this walk before.  Lots of times in fact.  But usually we take the day to do it, so I've never noticed just how far it is when you're under pressure.  At one point Simon says, 'I'm starting to doubt your sense of direction.'  'My sense of direction is just fine.  It's my sense of distance that's apparently crap.'  We got there in the end, obviously.  'Told ya I knew where it was!'  

At the waterfall, we got the mad notion to walk along the rocks to get up closer to the falls.  A couple of hop/slips later, I was delighted I'd flip flops on and decided to head straight through the water to save falling.  Only I nearly fell doing that too.  By the time we got up to the last decent 'pool' before the falls, my legs were soaked.  But shorts FTW as it was a lovely day so I didn't mind.  

Some young Lads were debating a swim.  They asked me if it was cold.  'Not at all...get in there.'  Just about the time they were preparing to jump in, I turned to Simon and whispered, 'I haven't a clue how cold it is.  Lost feeling in me legs 20 minutes ago!'  Based on the roars they left out as they re-surfaced, I'm guessing it was pretty damn cold.  lol

Got a taxi back to the hotel in the end (my legs would thank me tomorrow) and Simon hurried off for day 3.  Hung out for a bit with Hugh and a few more, but as I was wrecked from the night before plus all the walking today - decided I'd make an early night of it.  Got home just in time to watch America get their backsides kicked out of the World Cup with friends in one of the local pubs.  So much for an early night.  Granted, I was one of the first to leave and found out later I'd swerved an obscenely late night.          


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 11:34:11 AM
Sunday morning I pottered around with the dogs.  They seemed a bit down like they knew I was heading out without them again, so I decided I'd take it easy and spoil them for the morning.  We played around, had the usual walks and I gave them some special treats with their food before I got ready for the rest of the day. 

Arrived in Killarney just in time for the England v Germany kick off.  Sick match.  Sigh.  Spent the rest of the afternoon hanging about then decided to head back to my own village as my legs were now in obscene pain from the walking and climbing the day before.  I seriously need to get out more.  It shouldn't hurt that much to walk a few miles.  Ok, it was more like 6 miles, but STILL!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 12:02:49 PM
So well done to everyone who cashed in Killarney and great to see the lot of you on me home turf.  I carried the last of them back to the airport yesterday at 3 and have been trying to catch up on lack of sleep since.  Only catch being I've loads of things to sort before the kids return and my mind is racing too much to settle in for that much needed rest.  Will crack on with everything and surely fall into a coma at some stage. 

Today I have to go buy crickets for the lizard.  We've already had one disaster in that poor Rocky was walloped by a speeding car on Sunday night as he crossed the road.  There was no saving him this time.  Sigh.  Last thing I need is to lose another pet while they're away.  Can only get live crickets in Tralee and that's a 40 minute drive each way.  Have no other business there apart from the crickets.  The things we do for our kids and their pets. 

Have a good day everyone.  xx 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 12:32:00 PM
Oh...almost forgot!  Is pasta a good thing or a bad thing if yer going on a diet? 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 29, 2010, 12:35:58 PM
Oh...almost forgot!  Is pasta a good thing or a bad thing if yer going on a diet? 

Bad, I'm afraid :(


I love pasta but no more for me either.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 12:56:52 PM
Oh...almost forgot!  Is pasta a good thing or a bad thing if yer going on a diet? 

Bad, I'm afraid :(


I love pasta but no more for me either.

DAMN!!!  It's my fav food FFS!  So easy to make and so many healthy options to toss in with it.  Seafood (minus the pasta) and salads it is then.  Sigh. 

Crickets for the lizard not in stock til tomorrow.  Good thing I phoned first.  Heading to the neighbour's for the weigh in.  This won't be pretty and can't imagine I'll post the outcome.  Possibly.  But I doubt it.  Here we goooooooooooo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 29, 2010, 02:30:45 PM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on June 29, 2010, 03:04:29 PM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)

[  ] You need to diet bold one.

I'm currently on a diet atm. GG @ DTD this weekend.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 29, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
Oh...almost forgot!  Is pasta a good thing or a bad thing if yer going on a diet?  

Bad, I'm afraid :(


I love pasta but no more for me either.

DAMN!!!  It's my fav food FFS!  So easy to make and so many healthy options to toss in with it.  Seafood (minus the pasta) and salads it is then.  Sigh.  

Crickets for the lizard not in stock til tomorrow.  Good thing I phoned first.  Heading to the neighbour's for the weigh in.  This won't be pretty and can't imagine I'll post the outcome.  Possibly.  But I doubt it.  Here we goooooooooooo

I feel your pain - really need to shift my stomach, but I pretty much live off bread and pasta and always cook too much obv.

Gonna try not eating any carbs in the evening for a while and see how I get on.

PS if you do a weigh in and updates I'll do the same - might be a good incentive for us both


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 29, 2010, 03:55:47 PM
Gonna try not eating any carbs in the evening for a while and see how I get on. for us both

Does the time you eat them actually matter?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 29, 2010, 04:00:22 PM
Gonna try not eating any carbs in the evening for a while and see how I get on. for us both

Does the time you eat them actually matter?

just means your body gets the change to burn off the energy from carb intake earlier in the day before you go off to sleep I guess.  A friend of mine lost a bit of weight last year following this diet http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/DIET/reviews/no_carbs_after_5pm.htm.  I'm not going to go the whole hog coz i'm rubbish at sticking to anything too rigid, but cutting the evening carbs seems worth a try.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: AndrewT on June 29, 2010, 04:02:24 PM
Just eat less stuff.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 29, 2010, 04:07:19 PM
Just eat less stuff.

That's what the diet does apparently:

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Ultimately, this lowers your overall calorie intake for the day so you lose weight. In addition, eating slightly more protein will help you to stay fuller for longer and cutting carbs can help you feel less bloated.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 29, 2010, 04:10:06 PM
Just eat less stuff.

won't do me any good as I don't eat a lot - the problem is with what I eat rather than quantity. Anyway, don't really want to hijack Dawn's thread with this and really don't want to get into full on intake/exercise discussions - only mentioned it in passing as Dawn mentioned she was trying to lose weight - I'm not embarking on a serious diet effort.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 29, 2010, 04:10:40 PM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)

[  ] You need to diet bold one.

I'm currently on a diet atm. GG @ DTD this weekend.

thanks mate. :) I'm just off the carbs for a month or so and doing portion control, going to the gym 3-4 times a week obv works but the moobs and belly are hard to shift


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on June 29, 2010, 06:03:57 PM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)

[  ] You need to diet bold one.

I'm currently on a diet atm. GG @ DTD this weekend.

thanks mate. :) I'm just off the carbs for a month or so and doing portion control, going to the gym 3-4 times a week obv works but the moobs and belly are hard to shift

I can't comment on belly as I'm the heaviest I've ever been atm and feel proper horrible.

However, do some chest stuff, bench pressing, light flies etc, will turn your moobs into muscle.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 29, 2010, 06:07:04 PM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)

[  ] You need to diet bold one.

I'm currently on a diet atm. GG @ DTD this weekend.

thanks mate. :) I'm just off the carbs for a month or so and doing portion control, going to the gym 3-4 times a week obv works but the moobs and belly are hard to shift

I can't comment on belly as I'm the heaviest I've ever been atm and feel proper horrible.

However, do some chest stuff, bench pressing, light flies etc, will turn your moobs into muscle.

Doing loads of pec excerises..the problem is that I now have a very firm A-cup :( the pecs are pushing the fat out more than toning it all up....very not good.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Jon MW on June 29, 2010, 06:13:08 PM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)

[  ] You need to diet bold one.

I'm currently on a diet atm. GG @ DTD this weekend.

thanks mate. :) I'm just off the carbs for a month or so and doing portion control, going to the gym 3-4 times a week obv works but the moobs and belly are hard to shift

I can't comment on belly as I'm the heaviest I've ever been atm and feel proper horrible.

However, do some chest stuff, bench pressing, light flies etc, will turn your moobs into muscle.

Doing loads of pec excerises..the problem is that I now have a very firm A-cup :( the pecs are pushing the fat out more than toning it all up....very not good.

As has been mentioned elsewhere, you can't target weight loss like that - the calories you burn from the exercise will help you lose weight overall but it's perfectly easy to get a layer of fat over well developed muscles if you don't get the balance right.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
Flipping heck!  All those other factors to worry about and I was thinking pasta and bread were my only issues.   rotflmfao 

Was walking with the dogs this afternoon.  Pity all that walking doesn't seem to shift anything for me, but at least it gets us out and about. 

What about bike riding.  Would that help any bit?  And which bits does it help?

This is already turning into more of a chore than I'd been hoping for.  Just glad I like salads and seafood or I was in right trouble.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 09:04:47 PM
4th of July this Sunday.  Will be the first time in my entire life I didn't see fireworks with family on the night.  I've got the fireworks, but don't want to risk lighting them with Cassie still trying to heal.  Afraid she'd get spooked and injure the leg again.  It's going to be a weird one.  Almost like the first Christmas away from home. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 29, 2010, 10:46:18 PM
Walking is brilliant exercise Dawn (I would say that, wouldn't I?) but you have to step it out and get your heart rate up.

Get yourself a heart rate monitor - your heart rate needs to be between 60 & 80% of maximum to burn fat. I believe the your maximum heart rate is 220 - <your age> pulses per minute.

Keep it there for an hour a day, limit yourself to about 1500 cals and watch the weight drop off.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 29, 2010, 11:09:56 PM
This is one time when I wouldn't mind adding a few years to the age.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 30, 2010, 01:35:35 AM
are fireworks legal in Ireland now? If not, where do you get hold of them?

PS no carbs since this afternoon - am fecking starving!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 30, 2010, 08:39:24 AM
Yeah, I just love my chicken/fish and salad dinner every night :(

Post it, I could do with some inspiration :)

[  ] You need to diet bold one.

I'm currently on a diet atm. GG @ DTD this weekend.

thanks mate. :) I'm just off the carbs for a month or so and doing portion control, going to the gym 3-4 times a week obv works but the moobs and belly are hard to shift

I can't comment on belly as I'm the heaviest I've ever been atm and feel proper horrible.

However, do some chest stuff, bench pressing, light flies etc, will turn your moobs into muscle.

Doing loads of pec excerises..the problem is that I now have a very firm A-cup :( the pecs are pushing the fat out more than toning it all up....very not good.

As has been mentioned elsewhere, you can't target weight loss like that - the calories you burn from the exercise will help you lose weight overall but it's perfectly easy to get a layer of fat over well developed muscles if you don't get the balance right.


Yeah, I don't do the pec excerises to lose moob fat, it's just part of my excersise routine.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 30, 2010, 10:19:58 PM
Timing is everything.  So many things to do, so little time to do them...but must get the timing right. 

A 'one time' wouldn't go amiss at the minute on sooooo many levels.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 01, 2010, 11:46:54 PM
40 friggin minutes each way - for live crickets.  To feed to the lizard.  As ya do.  No other business in Tralee other than the crickets.  Crickets which must be kept alive and 'bulked up' by feeding them various things...before feeding them to the lizard.

Note to self - Do NOT agree to odd pets in future without researching them first!     


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: hector62 on July 02, 2010, 09:41:23 AM
Have you tried feeding them grasshoppers from your garden? I have no knowledge of if it would work but I am quite curious.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 02, 2010, 02:06:47 PM
Have you tried feeding them grasshoppers from your garden? I have no knowledge of if it would work but I am quite curious.

Generally, you're not to feed them insects bigger than their head.  Not sure about the grasshoppers in the garden as I've never spotted one, but the ones in the shop are HUGE compared to our wee man.  Also, crickets seem to be their favourite.  They're loud lil darlins at night though. 

To 'bulk up' the crickets, we toss in dry dog food and fish food flakes with them as their basic stuff.  Now and then they get a slice of apple or lettuce, but you have to be careful not to leave it in more than a day or so to avoid the fresh food going off.   

We throw the odd headless meal worms into a dish for him as a treat as well.  We learned the 'headless' bit the hard way.  Leave the head on and the meal worm will eat the insides of the Gecko until it turns into into an adult beetle.  We didn't know that the first time so this is our second Gecko.  Sigh.

One of these days I'll give a proper insect hunt through the fields.  It's one of the few things I don't take much notice of on our walks.  Insects.  Pretty silly really when you consider I'll drive 40 minutes each way for something that may very well be easy enough to find outside our door.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on July 02, 2010, 02:21:43 PM
DON'T let one of the crickets escape - I've a friends whose brother let one escape & her familly ended up removing all the carpets and most of the floorboards before they managed to kill the little fecker - 1 week of no sleep at all.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 02, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
Tax returns.  Man I hate them.  Hate the fact I know how to do them even more.  Not an accountant mind, but the one time the tax man tried to take us on, I won the case and we were sent a nice cheque the following week for overpayment.  At the time they claimed we owed them more money.  Sure did.  That's the only time in 14 years they've come knocking.  They've not bothered us before or since.  Can't say I blame them.  Cost em a nice chunk that one time.  

Tax season in Ireland doesn't really hit until October.  But with Brian's college stuff coming up (hopefully) as well as some other factors, I need to get them done sooner rather than later.  With that in mind, I've set myself a deadline of Monday to have them complete.  

Will spend today tearing through the house though.  I'm one of those people who can't think straight when surrounded by any sort of mess.  Even if it's a load of washing in the hall closet that nobody else can see.  I know it's there and it does me head in until I tackle it.

So that's today's lot.  Windows and floors to wash, laundry to do and a general tidy up around the place.  Must fire up the desktop for my cleaning music too.  Any suggestions?  Lily and Cassie are already hyped up.  Lily knows it's dancing time and Cassie knows Lily is excited so she's joining in the hype just because.  I'm actually quite looking forward to the rest of the day.  Hope you lot enjoy yours too.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 02, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
DON'T let one of the crickets escape - I've a friends whose brother let one escape & her familly ended up removing all the carpets and most of the floorboards before they managed to kill the little fecker - 1 week of no sleep at all.

All that over just 1?!   I've three cartons of the feckers in the back hall closet as we speak.  Would have to find the nearest bridge if they all got out.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 02, 2010, 03:11:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6UM



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 02, 2010, 03:16:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6UM



oooooooh...good shout!  TY TY!!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on July 02, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
I believe the your maximum heart rate is 220 - <your age> pulses per minute = zero - job done

sorted


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 02, 2010, 09:12:32 PM
With the kids gone, I said I'd do a proper clean around the house.  The serious, 'every nook and cranny & clear out the clutter while yer at it' type.  So despite my original intentions of a standard whip round, I went about the serious clean.  And got as far as the kitchen.  Sigh.  

It started out harmless enough.  I was giving one wee section of back splash tiles a wipe.  That's when you notice the wee marks and grime on the few tiles next to it.  And the ones next to them.  And so it went on around the entire kitchen.  One old toothbrush and copious amounts of elbow grease later, the tiles look brand new...as do the grout lines.  Not to mention every appliance and movable object in the kitchen.  Right down to the spice rack and the spice jars on it.  Nothing was safe.  But nothing else in the house was done.  

Ah well, never mind.  There's always tomorrow.  Only I'd seriously want to consider getting up a bit earlier.  A 2pm start time is never good when you've a full day of things to do.  And I've just seen the true state of the kid's rooms.  It ain't pretty.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on July 07, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
Must be enjoying the kids being away then!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 09, 2010, 03:20:36 PM
Must be enjoying the kids being away then!

Sure am.   rotflmfao  Sigh.

I really am taking the cleaning and tidying a bit too far if truth be told.  Even Lily got a wash.  Granted, she asked for it.  Stuck her head in the fire again, the lil' darlin'.  Have since cleared out all ash and mess from the kitchen fireplace and loaded it with dry fire logs just for effect.  Death to anyone who throws even the tiniest of scraps into that fireplace now.  Until winter when it's actually lit again, obviously. 

Cassie is getting on better than anyone ever imagined!  The vet is well pleased with her and the rest of the village is just in shock.  She's bopping around the place without a care in the world again as if nothing ever happened.  I'm still a bit careful with her, but she's taken it upon herself to instigate our play time now.  It's great fun to see her so happy again.   Her hair is growing back and unless you know about the injury, you'd be hard pressed to notice the marks on her leg.

Rookie, true to his word, sent half the vet bill via Stars a few weeks ago.  However, Stars weren't inclined to let me withdraw it.  They said I must play a goodly bit with it first.  I'm not a cash player.  And frankly, even my tournament play had gone to pieces with a while.  So I was more likely to lose the lot before it would ever see the vet.  Roll in local Stars player...who doesn't have a credit card as it happens.  He hands over the cash, I transfer the dosh on Stars, the vet gets his final payment and we're all happy.  Wiiiiiiiiiiii. 

Really must get more pictures up.  I've a few from earlier when her wrap was removed as well as others from after the stitches were out.  Will add pictures to the 'to do' list over the next couple of days.  Promise. 

'To do' lists.  Amazing how they grow when you're a woman on a mission.  If you're a woman on a few missions simultaneously, the lists can get a bit manic.  Well - that's me at the minute.  Gone a bit manic, but trying to keep focused.  All sorts kicking off all at once.  Good job I work better under pressure. 

Hope you all have a great week-end.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 11, 2010, 12:29:27 PM
Brian has the tiniest bedroom ever.  He's got the bed, wardrobe, chest of drawers and 2 night stands in it and there's still just about enough room to spin around between the lot.  Just a wee box room.  But it does him grand. 

It also looked like a bomb hit it, so yesterday I decided to tackle his room.  Sweet Jesus!  How can one small room be filled with so much crap?!  7 frickin hours later...it's now spotless.  I don't like to invade their space, but after what I went through yesterday - afraid it's getting regular spot checks from now on.   

The girl's room is a whole other animal.  Was my intention to tackle theirs today.  I walked in this morning, had a look around and walked out again...closing the door behind me.  It can wait until tomorrow.  Maybe even Tuesday as tomorrow there's threats of sunshine.  Been pissing rain in my part of the world with the past week or more.  Not half jealous of you lot with sunshine and 30 degree heat.  MBN.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 14, 2010, 11:27:49 AM
Say a cricket did in fact escape from the feeding box.  Surely they starve to death eventually?  Please tell me they do.  K thnx.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 14, 2010, 11:42:38 AM
Say a cricket did in fact escape from the feeding box.  Surely they starve to death eventually?  Please tell me they do.  K thnx.

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on July 14, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
Say a cricket did in fact escape from the feeding box.  Surely they starve to death eventually?  Please tell me they do.  K thnx.

yeah, gl with that

we had crickets in our student house, escaped from a guy up the road who kept snakes, and they certainly didn't die. bloody noisy though

on the plus side the landlord's refusal to do anything about it was matched by our refusal to pay him any rent until he did resulting in lots of extra beer money


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on July 14, 2010, 06:44:35 PM
Say a cricket did in fact escape from the feeding box.  Surely they starve to death eventually?  Please tell me they do.  K thnx.

DON'T let one of the crickets escape - I've a friends whose brother let one escape & her familly ended up removing all the carpets and most of the floorboards before they managed to kill the little fecker - 1 week of no sleep at all.

GG Dawn - next stop, a shop for these

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 16, 2010, 09:49:23 AM
So explain to me this.  Why is it the lil darlins in the storage box all kick it eventually, despite being fed regularly?  Meanwhile one random lone cricket runs free and unfed and just won't die!!!  On the plus side, it's reminding me of camping as a kid - which helps me get to sleep.  So I suppose it's not really a complaint as such.  More a query. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on July 16, 2010, 10:10:45 AM
So explain to me this.  Why is it the lil darlins in the storage box all kick it eventually, despite being fed regularly?  Meanwhile one random lone cricket runs free and unfed and just won't die!!!  On the plus side, it's reminding me of camping as a kid - which helps me get to sleep.  So I suppose it's not really a complaint as such.  More a query. 

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Crickets are omnivores and scavengers feeding on organic materials, as well as decaying plant material, fungi, and some seedling plants. Crickets also have been known to eat their own dead when there is no other source of food available, and even exhibit predatorial behavior on other weakened or dead crickets. Crickets have relatively powerful jaws, and have been known to bite humans, mostly without breaking the skin. The bite can, however, be painful when inflicted on sensitive skin such as the webbing between fingers.

Living off dead skin, bits of food dropped etc etc.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on July 16, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
So explain to me this.  Why is it the lil darlins in the storage box all kick it eventually, despite being fed regularly? 

because you're feeding them to a bloody great lizard would be my guess


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 16, 2010, 10:17:48 AM
So explain to me this.  Why is it the lil darlins in the storage box all kick it eventually, despite being fed regularly? 

because you're feeding them to a bloody great lizard would be my guess

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on July 16, 2010, 10:22:00 AM
So explain to me this.  Why is it the lil darlins in the storage box all kick it eventually, despite being fed regularly? 

because you're feeding them to a bloody great lizard would be my guess

rotflmfao

x2


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 16, 2010, 10:30:16 AM
The kids are due back on Wednesday morning.  Looking forward to it now.  The house has been soooooo quiet without them - which is a good thing in a way.  Nice to know I can't be blamed for ALL the madness around here.  lol  

Had planned not to tell the kids about poor old Rocky until they got home, but they asked last week so I had no choice.  I'm the type of person that says it like it is and they know that.  Some people say I'm harsh in that regard.  Not everything has to be said.  But my kids never wonder where they stand in this house and they know I'm always there to back them up if needed.  The downside is I don't hide sad news either.  To be fair, they handled it well.  

Cassie and Lily are doing fab as usual.  Lizard and turtle still alive too, which is a bonus.  It's been raining for most of the past couple of weeks here, so I've not been able to have proper fun with the dogs outside.  We get the walks in and get home.  End of.  They hate the rain as much as I do.  Ireland is a great country...if only you could roof it.

Cassie still tears road out the back door in hopes of spotting Rocky for the chase.  She obviously hasn't received the memo yet.  Luckily she's found something new to bark at in Rocky's absence.  For the longest time I couldn't figure out what had her so worked up.  But the other day I spotted a cow through the trees grazing in the field behind us.  Sure enough...that's what she's giving out about.  We take no notice of them so it didn't occur to me before.  That's one added bonus of having Cassie here.  She points out things we tend to forget about.

Accomplished a lot while the kids were gone.  Didn't manage the more important tasks on my list though.  Sigh.  Almost bitter sweet really.  To accomplish so much yet feel like you've done nothing.  To be fair, not all on the list was down to me.  I was counting on others to follow through and they haven't yet.  Eventually it'll be down to me to do their jobs for them too.  That sure will be fun.  Ah well.  Getting there slowly but surely all the time.

Today I will mostly be tackling the girl's room.  Been putting it off long enough.  If you saw the state of it, you'd understand why.  Might even take some 'before' and 'after' shots so you can see.  Oh man - it's bad.  Sarah suggested I wait until they get home so they can help.  I know she means well, but I want it done right the first time.  They can 'help' by keeping it that way after.  Odds on it being the same way by end of summer?  lol  Cover me - I'm going in.    



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 16, 2010, 10:31:49 AM
So explain to me this.  Why is it the lil darlins in the storage box all kick it eventually, despite being fed regularly? 

because you're feeding them to a bloody great lizard would be my guess

rotflmfao

x2

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Ya goose!  What I meant was - some of them die before the lizard ever gets a chance to eat the damn things. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 16, 2010, 10:34:02 AM
missed the post about Rocky first time round - sorry to hear that Dawn x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 16, 2010, 12:42:24 PM
The room clean started out well.  I'd made meself a cup of green tea.  No milk one sugar.  And had just surveyed the room.  Battle plan was laid out in my mind.  Surely it can't be THAT bad once I get started.  That's when Bridget landed in the door.  Helloooooooooooo Bridget!  Close swerve there!

She's a great friend really.  We know everything there is to know about the other.  Every deep dark secret as well as all the fun stuff.  We know when to give the other space and when we're badly needed.  We're both stubborn as all hell too when we get our minds stuck on something.  We've had some proper good arguments.  Serious fights, where horrible things are said.  The type when if people are watching us, they reckon 'Those two will never come back from this one.'  But we do.  Every time.  And usually within 24-48 hours max. 

We've not had a row in a goodly while.  Mainly because we've both had our fair share of other things going on and now's not the time for debates.  That said, she's not the most 'worldly' type.  Her innocence really makes me giggle sometimes. 

Today she said something along the lines of 'OMG!  I Would DIE!  I'd have to leave the country!  Go some place small nobody's ever heard of and live there forever.'

Didn't have the heart to point out that if nobody else has heard of said small country, chances are she'd be hard pressed to find it.  Especially since location of even well known countries is not one of her strong points.   rotflmfao 

Really do adore her.  She puts a smile on my face even with the simplest of chats.

Now then.  Back to that room.  For real this time.  Honest.
 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 16, 2010, 10:04:06 PM
Got sidetracked yet again...as ya do.  Not to fear though.  The day wasn't a total waste.  I did a full on grooming job on the two dogs.  Washed and brushed the pair.  Wasn't part of the day's plan, but there ya go.    

Lily escaped earlier today.  She's good at that.  Luckily Cassie doesn't bother to follow her.  Cassie knows where her next meal is coming from if she stays put.  Not willing to take the risk if you ask me.  Lily is more worried about checking out her surroundings...beyond our yard.  She never goes far and always comes home.  However she always manages to roll in some mess or other while she's out.  

So when I went out back to let the pair in before officially tackling the girl's room (honest, that was my next job), I was only greeted by Cassie.  She was wagging her tail mad, jumping up to me and smiling like she wanted to tell me just how good she'd been.  No sign of Lily.  Sigh.  Checked her usual escape route and sure enough, she'd moved all the barriers.  And there's a fair few.  Took some serious effort on her part to be sure.  

Called her once or twice from the front yard and she sauntered over from whatever corner she was in.  She was covered in muck as usual.  Sigh.  Dragged her round to the back yard and started the routine.  She wasn't getting the bath tub this time!  Pail of warm soapy water and big car sponge, followed by leave in conditioner and brushing her down.  Lily hated every minute of it.  

While looking after Lily, Cassie kept barrelling into the mix worried she was being left out.  She ran straight over to me when I picked up the sponge and called her name.  Total opposite to Lily who runs for the hills.  I figured may as well.  Gave her a nice warm wash and brush down as well.  Unlike Lily, Cassie loved every minute of it.  

Now I had a dilemma.  They were clean, but they were also soaking wet.  Couldn't let the pair into the house but knew they'd be gutted if I left them out there on their own.  Sooooooo washed down the back yard, did some weeding and gave a general tidy round the place while we waited for them to dry off a bit.  Once it was nearly safe, spent the next half hour following them around the house with the mop.

All that messing about.  You'd swear I was trying to avoid something.  The girl's room will be done tomorrow.  Hopefully.



  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 16, 2010, 10:19:18 PM
PS  Lately Cassie has started shedding mad!  Would it be rude to use the hoover on her?  Lily never runs from the hoover.  Might test out the theory tomorrow.

Right after I do the girl's room.  Obv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on July 17, 2010, 02:00:19 AM
PS  Lately Cassie has started shedding mad!  Would it be rude to use the hoover on her?  Lily never runs from the hoover.  Might test out the theory tomorrow.

Right after I do the girl's room.  Obv.

Kong zoom groom all day long Dawn then hoover up afterwards.

Best dog brush available imo. Doesn't leave the coat looking as nice as some brushes but removes more dead hair than anything else.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 17, 2010, 10:32:03 AM
PS  Lately Cassie has started shedding mad!  Would it be rude to use the hoover on her?  Lily never runs from the hoover.  Might test out the theory tomorrow.

Right after I do the girl's room.  Obv.

Kong zoom groom all day long Dawn then hoover up afterwards.

Best dog brush available imo. Doesn't leave the coat looking as nice as some brushes but removes more dead hair than anything else.

Only had to read that about 3 times before I realised you were referring to an actual product. 

So that's a 'No' to hoovering the dogs then, yeah?   rotflmfao

Cheers Matt.  Will hunt down that gizmo and give it a go.  Looks to be the business.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on July 17, 2010, 05:56:56 PM
Try a rubber glove, or a hacksaw blade.

Note - Use hacksaw blade with side to side motion like a comb, not, repeat not backwards and forwards lengthwise.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Geo the Sarge on July 17, 2010, 06:21:49 PM

Ireland is a great country...if only you could roof it.



This line tickled me, some great writing Dawn.

Geo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 12:11:23 PM
Sent a text to the kids yesterday requesting a Kong Zoom Groom brush and they've got it bought and packed for me.  Will have to keep them another while.  Good kids, so they are. 

They set off today around 5pm (our time) for their trip home.  The way the flights worked, we had no choice but to give them an 8 hour stop over in NYC.  At first you'd think, '3 kids stuck in JFK for 8 hours?!'  No fear though.  I've been on to their uncle who lives in Brooklyn.  He's collecting the kids when they land in NY and will take them back to his house.  They've a swimming pool in their back yard, so the kids have packed their suits in their carry on bags and they're good to go.  They'll have a great time hanging out with their New York cousins for the few hours and won't notice the time passing.  All going well they'll be wrecked after their day in the pool and they'll sleep on the flight home. 

I'm to collect them tomorrow morning.  From the airport we head straight to their Irish grandparent's for breakfast.  After that it's home time where they can finally throw down for themselves.  The house is in order...but not for long.  And I'm really ok with that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TheChipPrince on July 20, 2010, 12:16:47 PM
Laxie, how did you come to move out to NY?

What was the reason for moving back to Ireland?

Would you ever move back?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 12:22:02 PM
Last night I was sat chilling on me own, enjoying the peace when Bridget came barrelling in the door.  

"Venus!  It's in Italy innit?"

"Ummm, no pet.  Venus is a planet in space.  Why?"

"No it's not!  OK, maybe it's that too, but I know there's a Venus in Italy too.  Google it right now!  I know I'm right"

Sigh.  So I entertain her by googling it and that's when I realise what she MAY have meant.

"By any chance did you mean to say Venice?"

"Yeah, Venus...that's what I said"

"No pet.  Venus is a planet.  Venice is a place in Italy.  Totally different pronunciations which is why you had me confused."

"Oh right.  How do you say it again?  And how do you spell it?"

Welcome to my world.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 20, 2010, 12:30:55 PM
Men are from Mars........


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 12:41:33 PM
Laxie, how did you come to move out to NY?

What was the reason for moving back to Ireland?

Would you ever move back?

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar......well, not entirely true.  I was a bartender in a big Ft. Lauderdale night club.  Only worked the waitress shift on my nights off if they were stuck.  Pretty sure there's the makings of a song in there somewhere though.  

Had moved from Ohio down to Florida 'just because I could' once I turned 18.  While I was working down there I met a group of Lads who lived in New York.  I'd been to New York a good few times through high school, so knew the place well.  Hence we had great chats about many a common ground.  They were only in Florida for a couple of weeks, but invited me to come up to New York if I ever had a week-end off.  So I took them up on the offer.  Timothy was one of the group.  That was back in '89.  

Moved to New York right after my 19th birthday in Dec '89 and we were married in '91...the night before my 21st.  All happened pretty quick looking back on it now, but there ya go.

I had a couple of health issues while we were living in New York.  Cancer.  Twice in fact.  Got through it both times and still have regular checks to make sure I stay on the right side of it.  First round was right before I had Brian, and the second case was diagnosed while I was pregnant with Sinéad.  Meanwhile, Brian was diagnosed with a kidney disorder before he was a year old.  Scary times all around if truth be told, but we got through the lot.  

Only problem being the medical bills were abso trashing our life savings account.  Despite having the best insurance there is in America, we were losing everything we'd worked so hard to build up.  Timothy is Irish so we could move to Ireland and all be covered without killing ourselves paying high medical bills.  Hence the decision to move.  Granted, the move cost us another 10k so we were basically starting from scratch when we got here.

Am I glad I made the move?  Well, mostly yes.  Especially for the sake of the kids.  It's a much better life style for them in my opinion.  I think they've learned to appreciate things more by growing up here.  In America everyone is so consumer orientated and they take many things for granted.  My kids don't go without, but they're happy just having what they need too if it comes to it.  

For me personally?  Lots of things I love about Ireland and some things I find hard to stick at times.  I do miss certain friends and family in America, but we speak a lot so that helps.  I've made a couple of good friends here so really can't complain.  All in all, I'd never move back.  Mainly because this is my kid's home now and I wouldn't drag them away from it.  No matter what happens, they come first.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 08:35:23 PM
Phase one complete.  They're safely tucked away in Brooklyn until the late night flight home.  They'll get to hang out with their cousins for a bit in their pool, so I'm delighted about that. 

My Mom bought each of them ipods while they were in Ohio.  Sinéad's been keeping me updated via texts throughout their trip.  Turns out they can text for free from the ipods.  Been getting regular trip reports from Sinéad as a result.  She's well impressed.  lol  Really looking forward to having them home now.  Only 13 hours to go!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 09:30:44 PM
Been missing ye gang......

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLS0Y40WwlA


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 10:21:01 PM
Try a rubber glove, or a hacksaw blade.

Note - Use hacksaw blade with side to side motion like a comb, not, repeat not backwards and forwards lengthwise.

Meant to ask you about this...WTF?!  lol  I'm sure it makes sense, but can you please explain how?  I've visions of a very messy scene when combining dog and hacksaw blade. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on July 20, 2010, 10:27:55 PM
Try a rubber glove, or a hacksaw blade.

Note - Use hacksaw blade with side to side motion like a comb, not, repeat not backwards and forwards lengthwise.

Meant to ask you about this...WTF?!  lol  I'm sure it makes sense, but can you please explain how?  I've visions of a very messy scene when combining dog and hacksaw blade. 

I'm not kidding just try using a hacksaw blade like a comb.

(Actually half a blade is easier to use just snap one in two)



(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00YMKEdnIRYTkG/Hack-Saw-Blade.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on July 20, 2010, 10:31:12 PM
Try a rubber glove, or a hacksaw blade.

Note - Use hacksaw blade with side to side motion like a comb, not, repeat not backwards and forwards lengthwise.

Meant to ask you about this...WTF?!  lol  I'm sure it makes sense, but can you please explain how?  I've visions of a very messy scene when combining dog and hacksaw blade. 

I'm not kidding just try using a hacksaw blade like a comb.

(Actually half a blade is easier to use just snap one in two)



(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00YMKEdnIRYTkG/Hack-Saw-Blade.jpg)
But the rubber glove removes far more hair.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on July 20, 2010, 10:41:22 PM
It only works on short coats btw....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 10:44:47 PM
Blimey.  Murphy's Law says I'd make a mess of it using a hacksaw blade.  I'll stick to rubber things.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on July 20, 2010, 11:17:35 PM
You can always just use your hand Dawn.

Run your fingers through their coats and pull out any loose hair.

That's a very good way to bond with the dog as well.

Zoom groom's nuch easier and quicker though. There's a knack to using the zoom groom btw. Basically don't be gentle with it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 20, 2010, 11:29:43 PM
OMG!  Nearly had heart failure just now!  Went up to feed some of those noisy crickets to the lizard.  When he came out of his 'hide' to see what was up, he'd a bunch of skin hanging off.  Was a brief WTF moment until it occurred to me...he sheds his skin now and then.  I'd just never seen it before.  And pretty ok with never seeing it again if truth be told.  11 hours and counting! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on July 21, 2010, 01:18:53 AM
OMG!  Nearly had heart failure just now!  Went up to feed some of those noisy crickets to the lizard.  When he came out of his 'hide' to see what was up, he'd a bunch of skin hanging off.  Was a brief WTF moment until it occurred to me...he sheds his skin now and then.  I'd just never seen it before.  And pretty ok with never seeing it again if truth be told.  11 hours and counting! 
Did you catch the escapee? Wee Tip don't let the lizard loose to catch it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 21, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
Phase two done and dusted and they are currently in the air between New York and Ireland for phase three.  I've to be up in 3 hours to get a shower before heading to the airport.  Can't sleep though.  Even Cassie has been bopping around with me all night.  Think it's going to be a looooong Wednesday for the lot of us at this rate.

OMG!  Nearly had heart failure just now!  Went up to feed some of those noisy crickets to the lizard.  When he came out of his 'hide' to see what was up, he'd a bunch of skin hanging off.  Was a brief WTF moment until it occurred to me...he sheds his skin now and then.  I'd just never seen it before.  And pretty ok with never seeing it again if truth be told.  11 hours and counting! 
Did you catch the escapee? Wee Tip don't let the lizard loose to catch it.

Think so.  Found one in the bathroom.  Crushed and flushed the lil' darlin'.  Seems his mates in the holding cage are staging a protest however.  They've been chirping loud as can be, non-stop since the demise of their rogue escapee.  One has been particularly loud.  I will mostly figure out which one tomorrow and introduce him to the lizard.  That'll learn 'em.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 21, 2010, 02:53:07 PM
The Eagles have landed safe and sound.  First stop was their Irish Grandparent's house for a huge brekkie.  The kids brought a few gifts over for them and filled them in on the trip.  All that was worrying the Grandparents was the possibility of the kids moving to America some day.  They might have a problem as far as Sinéad's concerned.  I noticed she was a bit hesitant in her reply.  But she's not quite 15 yet, so there's a few years before we'll be worrying about that.

Next stop - home!  Cassie and Lily went abso ape when they met the crew.  Nothing doing only the girls had to tear through the luggage for the new zoom groom thingys and were out the back like a flash with them.  Lily just wanted lots of rubs, but Cassie was loving every minute of her new grooming regime.  And they work a treat too!  Thanks for the heads up Matt. 

The luggage was dragged up to their rooms where they got hold of anything they wanted to show us.  One bag was filled to the brim with food stuff.  That went back down to the kitchen for me to unload.  We now have more mac & cheese boxes and powder drink mixes than should be allowed by law!  Jolly Ranchers, Aunt Jemima, Lucky Charms & Nerds were just a few of the things I had to find a home for.  Will need the dentist next at this rate!  lol

We'd only barely pulled in to Knocknagree when the mobile phones started hopping.  Within 20 minutes of landing home, their friends started pouring in.  They asked if they could leave the unpacking until later.  I caved.  Now they're all out and about running around the village together.  And all is right with the world.

Ooops.  I lied.  Sinéad has just landed back to make some of the Kraft Mac & Cheese.  For half the village.  NOW all is right with the world. 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 21, 2010, 02:57:30 PM
Glad the family are all back safe and sound, and I know you have missed them like mad ... but dont tell them that ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on July 21, 2010, 03:14:19 PM
LOL - my Mum always brings back multiple packets of scalloped potatoes from the US/Bahamas when she's been back - enough that there's a fight over the space it takes up (you could get more rum in there!!!).

I suppose it's the stuff you remember back to.

If I'd someone building stuff back (apart from good rum), it'd be real waffles (ie not sweet, to put butter on & eat with crispy bacon), proper american popcorn (rettenbachers? - the stuff that comes with a sachet of butter sauce), Tang & rum of course.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 22, 2010, 10:43:34 PM
Oh sure.  Murphy's Laws at it again. 

Poured rain while they were away.  Sure made dog walks fun. 

Kids get back, Sarah resumes her role as second in command of dog walks...and the sun splitting the stones!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 11:27:15 AM
The sunshine lasted for all of one afternoon.  Would be nice if we could get some of that heat and scorching sun I see so many others complaining about.  Facebook profiles riddled with complaints about nice weather.  Go figure.

Today is jam day.  We've to top and tail the berries picked from our back garden and get a move on making jam.  I was supposed to have 'help', but they've all bailed.  To be fair, they've got good reasons for bailing.

Brian has gone to the Grandparent's to cut their lawn.  They'll surely give him loads more gardening jobs before he's released.  Granted, they'll also stuff him to the brim with a dinner he loves around 1pm, so he's not complaining.

Sarah has gone to work with Timothy.  She went yesterday too.  And you won't believe this, but she ASKS to go to work.  Yesterday they were at a house with swans, ducks and geese.  She got to hold and pet the lot during her 'breaks' and loved every minute of it.  Today they're off to Killarney.  Timothy has to finish work in a tile shop showroom, which happens to be down the road from the new Penneys that opened this week.  She's been promised a quick stop to the new shop before they leave.  Hmmmmm, she really does run good when it comes to 'work'.

Sinéad has the least pleasant of tasks today.  A Lad from her class lost his mother this week.  All of the classmates received a text requesting they attend the funeral in their uniforms as a mark of respect.  I don't know the family, so will be giving it a miss.  But nobody should lose their mother so young.  Gutted for Danny in that regard.  RIP Geraldine.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 11:34:55 AM
Something has come to my attention from a few corners.  I tend to ramble in my own way and forget that some terms or phrases aren't standard for the readers.  I've been told that people 'eventually' get what I mean as they carry on reading...or at least they think they do.  lol

So I have a request.  Don't be shy!  If you're unsure of my rambled meanings, just ask.  I don't bite.  Honest.  Some of the 'translations' have been quite funny by the few who've approached me, so feel free to add your translation if you have one too.  This isn't my personal thread.  It's for everyone to hopefully enjoy. 

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 11:38:03 AM
Anyone know how to make jam?  I've never done it before.  This should be interesting.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 24, 2010, 12:18:47 PM
one that confused me for a while was 'I shouldn't be left out'.  I was wondering who all these so called friends were leaving you out on your own pissed up in the middle of the night.  Eventually realised left=allowed.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 24, 2010, 12:19:15 PM
Anyone know how to make jam?  I've never done it before.  This should be interesting.   rotflmfao

grab your geetar and just let loose baby


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 12:24:46 PM
Good one!  I'd forgotten that one.  Well, truth be told, I've forgotten most of the phrases that cause confusion because they're 'normal' to me.

Right so, I'll try to keep a list of 'Laxie Lingo' going and add to it as you lot mention them.

1)  "I shouldn't be left out" -  left = allowed  (Irish)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 24, 2010, 12:30:10 PM
would be interesting to know which of the odd phrases are American and which are Irish too.

I've never made jam either btw - isn't it just a matter of heating up a load of fruit and sugar then sticking it in a jar?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 12:51:41 PM
would be interesting to know which of the odd phrases are American and which are Irish too.

I've never made jam either btw - isn't it just a matter of heating up a load of fruit and sugar then sticking it in a jar?

Good point.  Have FMP.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on July 24, 2010, 01:15:37 PM
Pectin and its use in jam-making. Discuss.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 24, 2010, 01:32:42 PM
Pectin and its use in jam-making. Discuss.

eh?  i'm just gonna carry on buying jars from the supermarket.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 01:36:33 PM
Pectin and its use in jam-making. Discuss.

Pectin?  PECTIN?!  Huh?  Fruit, water & sugar were the plan.  Now you've gone and confused the issue with pectin FFS.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: AndrewT on July 24, 2010, 01:36:53 PM
Pectin and its use in jam-making. Discuss.

If you want to use all the available space in the jar then make sure that the jam is really pectin.

Yeah, I know it doesn't really scan but bite me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on July 24, 2010, 01:40:01 PM
Pectin and its use in jam-making. Discuss.

If you want to use all the available space in the jar then make sure that the jam is really pectin.

Yeah, I know it doesn't really scan but bite me.

lol works well enough for me.  excellent use of laxieism too.  8.5/10


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 01:50:11 PM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sinéad just landed home and she brought a friend.  Child labour FTW.  It's berry time!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 04:55:37 PM
YEAH BABY!!!  Back of the net.  3 pointer.  Touchdown.  And bases loaded home run!!!

Turns out I know how to make jam now.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yes, that's right Ladies and Gents.  She took on the berries.  She cooked the kageebees outta them with just the right amount of water and sugar.  She ran the 'set test' by placing a small amount on a saucer.  And I can confirm said jam did in fact set!  I know, I know.  Hard to believe.  But trust me...it did in fact happen. 

Just wish I'd thought of gathering and sterilising jam jars BEFORE I went at it.  Now I've to wait a few for the begged, borrowed and stolen jars to finish cleaning.  Sigh.   



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 24, 2010, 05:02:24 PM
pictures or it didn't happen.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 05:32:48 PM
pictures or it didn't happen.

Knew some smart arse would say that.  So in yer eye ya bald dwarf!


Cooking Part 1
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Cooking Part 2
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Looking%20Glass%20Pics/IMAG0064.jpg)



The 'Set Test'
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The Taste Test
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So THERE!
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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on July 24, 2010, 05:34:42 PM
Salivating


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 05:34:51 PM
PS  It's really nummy too!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 24, 2010, 06:04:08 PM
Just in case anyone else wants to give it a go:

Blackcurrant Jam

1 lb. blackcurrants
1 1/2 lb. sugar
water

Put sugar into a low heat oven.  I heated it at 150 degrees - but lower if yer using a fan oven. 

Toss yer berries into a big ol' pot and fill with water to just under the top line of the berries.  Boil that lot for 20 minutes. 

Take sugar out of the oven and add to the berry mix.  Bring to the boil again and stir mad for the next 20 minutes while it boils away.  You HAVE to keep stirring or it will burn. 

At the end of the 20 minutes do the 'set test'.  Place a small amount on a saucer.  If it goes squishy and jam like, yer good to go.  If not, keep boiling mad until it gets to that state.

Pour into yer jam jars and wait for it to cool a bit before you cover. 

There ya have it.  Happy jamming folks!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: DMorgan on July 24, 2010, 07:19:09 PM
pictures or it didn't happen.

told  :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 24, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
  Happy jamming folks!



good quote for a poker forum


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 25, 2010, 10:55:52 AM
That looks very tasty indeed.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 25, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
We've a debate going in this house at the minute.  All the crickets (bar one batch) have been relatively quiet in the past.  We're debating whether this current lot tops the other loud lot.  I'm convinced they're louder.  In fact, I'm now hearing them even when they're quiet.  They're embedded in me brain FFS!  Make it stop.  Pleeeeeeeeease someone make it stop!

Conversation just now, "Sinéad!  Please feed the lizard some of the crickets from that top batch...and hopefully you'll get the loud fecker!"

She's just given me the executioner's nod.  She's on the case.  One time. 


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Looking%20Glass%20Pics/IMAG0070.jpg)

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 27, 2010, 10:01:16 AM
I've some very good friends.  Seriously.  Friends will come and go.  And when you're an outgoing nutter like me, it's almost like a revolving door at times.  It can be hard when one of them lets you down, but that's where the true friends come in.  Even when you're being a pain in the backside, they're there for you. 

You can count your true friends on one hand.  I've been thinking about it...and I've used all the fingers on that hand with my count.  How great is that?  Feeling very fortunate this morning. 

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 27, 2010, 10:19:22 AM
I've a funeral to go to this morning.  I generally don't go to funerals as a rule - unless it's someone really close to me.  Luckily I've not had to attend too many as a result.  I know some people who make every funeral within a 50 mile radius even if they just barely know a second cousin to the deceased.  WTF is that about?!  I call them funeral chasers.  They just like to be seen to be there.  Granted, they also like to attend the post funeral pub session after. 

Anyway, today I'm breaking my own rule.  I've never met the woman who's died and couldn't even tell you her name.  She lived a long life and from what I'm told it was a happy one.  Only for she being the Grandmother of someone close to me, I wouldn't be there.  But she is, so I'll be there.  Sigh.

We're to go to the pub after the service.  I won't mind that part so much.   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 27, 2010, 01:20:49 PM
Lol, a guy at my dad's work used to cycle to every funeral he could go to, within a 50k radius,....providing the people were catholic as he said "they do the best funerals".

He was some fella, also used to cycle to the other end of the city where he lived just because the lettuce was 5 cents (approx 1.5p) cheaper over there and he "had nothing better to do".



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 27, 2010, 03:24:57 PM
Don't know how other crowds do funerals, but the Catholics definitely have their own version down to a fine art.  Managed to get there and back in no time.  AND (shock horror) skipped the pub portion of proceedings.  Had a look around at the motley crew in the cemetery and just knew it was going to be an all day (and night) affair.  They're same crowd that show up to my house on New Year's Eve...and are still here at noon the next day.  They'll be back in the village by noon tomorrow for 'the cure'.  I just didn't feel up to the long haul...go figure.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: lazaroonie on July 27, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
Lol, a guy at my dad's work used to cycle to every funeral he could go to, within a 50k radius,....providing the people were catholic as he said "they do the best funerals".

He was some fella, also used to cycle to the other end of the city where he lived just because the lettuce was 5 cents (approx 1.5p) cheaper over there and he "had nothing better to do".



my experiences of the Dutch people in two years of living and working with them, was that they made us Scots look like Richard Pryor in Brewsters Millions...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 28, 2010, 04:23:20 AM
Well.  What a day.  Started out with a funeral, went on to drama, then ended with a forced night in the pub thanks to Bridget.  I absolutely adore her.  End of.  Lifesaver supreme.  She's one of the counted lot I was on about earlier.  And she's insisted she's going with me next time I meet you lot.  Warned in advance.  lol

I've been struggling with a goodly few things in Laxieland.  Anyone reading this thread surely knows the bones of it.  But I've something eating at me brain this minute and like the crickets, I can't make it go away.  So here we go.

Blonde has it's ups and downs.  So does life.  Blonde has it's family and friends and so does life.  Blonde has good and bad.  So does life.  It's up to you lot to decide what's important. 

Regardless of the crap, I've met many good people on here and I won't be going anywhere soon.  It's up to us to keep it going.  I'll be here tomorrow and I'll be smiling regardless.  Will you?  I hope so. 

Let's get on with it.

/rant

xx

 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: SirPerceval on July 28, 2010, 10:24:15 AM
Keep smiling Dawn, and in doing that you make others smile too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 28, 2010, 11:39:37 AM
Lol, a guy at my dad's work used to cycle to every funeral he could go to, within a 50k radius,....providing the people were catholic as he said "they do the best funerals".

He was some fella, also used to cycle to the other end of the city where he lived just because the lettuce was 5 cents (approx 1.5p) cheaper over there and he "had nothing better to do".



my experiences of the Dutch people in two years of living and working with them, was that they made us Scots look like Richard Pryor in Brewsters Millions...

lol...true..I still don't see the point in spending more than £3.50 on 5 pairs of socks.


then again, I have tonness of nice shiny new socks :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 29, 2010, 01:35:47 PM
The girls had another U16 match last night.  Their first one in ages.  You'll be happy to hear their opponents (Liscarrol) were wearing green and white.  No fear of a reds clash this time.  Dromtariffe absolutely crushed them .  It was another one of those embarrassing matches where we stopped keeping score. 

I was going to take the dogs with me, but decided against it in case anything would happen to Cassie's leg.  Just too soon imo.  The zoom groom thing worked GREAT on her shedding coat!  I can see now how just a basic kitchen rubber glove would do the trick too, so will keep it in mind if ever the zoom goes missing.  Still can't get my head around using a saw blade though.  lol

Today is mostly a chill out day before the mad dash to Dublin tomorrow.  My passport has expired.  Marv.  I've an appointment in the morning to be issued a new one.  Pity the Embassy wouldn't let me do it last month when we were going for the kid's ones.  I did ask too.  But because I had no definite travel plans, they refused.  Now that I do, they're sorting it.  Thanks for that.  At least I know what bus to get on once I reach Dublin.  Saves standing in the wrong spot for ages a second time around.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 29, 2010, 01:39:59 PM
That's all well and good...but what we really want to know is;

Do you buy cheap socks or expensive ones?...anything over £1 per pair is obviously expensive.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 29, 2010, 01:42:28 PM
That's all well and good...but what we really want to know is;

Do you buy cheap socks or expensive ones?...anything over £1 per pair is obviously expensive.

 rotflmfao  I'm mostly in your camp on this one.  As it stands, I hate wearing socks anyway.  Don't even like wearing shoes if I can avoid them.  So you can imagine my joy at wearing heels of any sort.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 29, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
The Mrs took me to Matalan the other day...IT'S MENTAL! 5 pairs of shiny new black shocks for £3.50 (Even got some nice boxers for pennies, even though one of them is purple...)....even beats ASDA or Tesco. Don't get me wrong, I hate the shop..looks like scabby central but you can't knock the price on their socks. Good thing MrsB didn't see me buying them as she gets a bit exasperated with my sock buying prowess. Something about 50 pairs being too many...women, eh?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 29, 2010, 02:04:17 PM
To be fair...she has a point.  You ever tried to match up a wash load of socks before?  Just hope you buy all the same kind...for her sake.  Otherwise I'd be banning you from future sock purchases. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 29, 2010, 06:48:36 PM
Beef stew - love it or hate it? 

My kids aren't too impressed at the minute...and they haven't even tasted it yet.  Wait until they find out the leftovers are tomorrow's lunch while I'm in Dublin.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on July 29, 2010, 06:54:54 PM
To be fair...she has a point.  You ever tried to match up a wash load of socks before?  Just hope you buy all the same kind...for her sake.  Otherwise I'd be banning you from future sock purchases. 

never got this i have always folded the pairs at the top then they go in the wash and come out as a pair,but then i do have a bit of ocd,especially with wardrobes and hangers...



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 29, 2010, 07:12:11 PM
To be fair...she has a point.  You ever tried to match up a wash load of socks before?  Just hope you buy all the same kind...for her sake.  Otherwise I'd be banning you from future sock purchases. 

never got this i have always folded the pairs at the top then they go in the wash and come out as a pair,but then i do have a bit of ocd,especially with wardrobes and hangers...



You've never seen my kid's socks.  Even the tops of them are filthy.  But don't ask me how.  It's a mystery.  Granted, it may have something to do with country living too.   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on July 29, 2010, 07:16:59 PM
To be fair...she has a point.  You ever tried to match up a wash load of socks before?  Just hope you buy all the same kind...for her sake.  Otherwise I'd be banning you from future sock purchases. 

never got this i have always folded the pairs at the top then they go in the wash and come out as a pair,but then i do have a bit of ocd,especially with wardrobes and hangers...



You've never seen my kid's socks.  Even the tops of them are filthy.  But don't ask me how.  It's a mystery.  Granted, it may have something to do with country living too.   

ok if they are caked in mud then obv then ya cant do it or can you? try it and see if they come out clean..


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 29, 2010, 09:28:00 PM
All my socks, other than my gym socks, are black with no patterns on it. Simples, there is no such thing as "Pair them up"...ny two make a pair.

Gym socks come in two varieties, all white but with only 2 different logos


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Graham C on July 29, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Beef stew - love it or hate it? 

My kids aren't too impressed at the minute...and they haven't even tasted it yet.  Wait until they find out the leftovers are tomorrow's lunch while I'm in Dublin.   rotflmfao

I don't like stews, not sure why, I like all the ingredients, well you can put whatever you like in can't you, but I don't like them.  I prefer my food non water based I guess


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on July 29, 2010, 10:37:48 PM
gtfo stew


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 29, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
So glad Sarah has been too busy to read this thread lately! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 30, 2010, 08:56:44 AM
Beef stew - love it or hate it? 

My kids aren't too impressed at the minute...and they haven't even tasted it yet.  Wait until they find out the leftovers are tomorrow's lunch while I'm in Dublin.   rotflmfao

I don't like stews, not sure why, I like all the ingredients, well you can put whatever you like in can't you, but I don't like them.  I prefer my food non water based I guess

It's a texture thing...we're too young to eat mush :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on July 30, 2010, 09:27:30 AM
gtfo stew

gtfo Bongo.

Stew is mev.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TheChipPrince on July 30, 2010, 09:36:33 AM
gtfo stew

gtfo Bongo.

Stew is mev.

Cycling 20 miles to the g/f's mums tonight after work, stew is my reward when I get there.  Love it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 01:00:17 PM
I received a lovely pm earlier in the week from a long time member of blonde who doesn't post very often.  In my reply, I made a promise.  This one's for you mystery member. 

I've been taking pictures as we go along during Cassie's recovery.  The last one ye saw was a picture of her with the wrap still on.  Well, here's what she looked like once we took it off.  This picture was taken when Rocky (the cat) was still alive and Cassie was on the look out for him at the time.  Right from the start she carried on as if there was nothing wrong with her.  Cheeky pup.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0060.jpg)


Well, it's 6 weeks on and she's right as rain in Ireland again.   

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0081.jpg)



As for the stuffed rabbit and dog?  Blame Sarah.  Well, that's not entirely fair.  You can blame Bridget too. 

Bridget got a new puppy earlier this week.  Bailey is her name and she's a cross between Lab, Retriever and Dalmatian.  A mutt really...but don't tell Bridget that.  Bailey's white and looks a bit like a chubby, wrinkly Andrex puppy.  So nothing doing only Bridget had to bring her over for a visit.  As she's so small we put our own two out the back at the start.  Once Bailey was settled in, we allowed Lily to join us first.  I knew at best Lily would be kind and at worst would just ignore the puppy.  She went for the ignoring option.  Although it's very possible Lily just didn't see her as her hair has grown back so much. 

Next we let Cassie in.  Keeping in mind Cassie 'likes' small animals, we held her by the collar during introductions.  Cassie was sniffing mad the minute she walked in!  Hadn't even set eyes on Bailey yet, but knew there was something new to play with around the place.  Once the Cassie and Bailey introductions were over, Bridget carried her home so we could let Cassie have a good tear around the house.  She went mental! 

Sarah got it into her head that Cassie needed some play things of her own after the meeting with Bailey.  First she brought down the wee Andrex toy.  Cassie cuddled up to it from the get go.  Next thing, Sarah decided she might like a wee stuffed rabbit to play with too...seeing as she can't chase them in the field any more.  Enter the wee stuffed bunny.  Cassie grabbed it in her mouth the first time and fell asleep with it stashed there. 

So now Cassie has a wee puppy for cuddling and a wee rabbit for chasing.  The kids toss the rabbit around the house and Cassie goes chasing.  Rinse repeat for around 20 minutes before she's finally worn out.  Might not be the big green fields, but at least she still gets to chase and we don't have to worry as much about her leg. 

Will get some more pictures up when she wakes later on.  She's wrecked at the minute from her morning bunny chase around the house. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0080.jpg)






 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 01:29:08 PM
Apologies for the blurry shots.  I REALLY need to get a proper camera.  Granted, it would help if the dogs stood still now and then.  lol


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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 02:39:08 PM
County Down vs County Kerry in the All Ireland Senior Football Championship Quarter Finals.  Down winning at the minute.  Pleeeeeeeease let them still be winning at the final whistle!!! 

Bridget (she's from Kerry) wants to me join her out on the town in Killarney tonight.  Forgot the match was on when I said I'd consider it.  Likely hood of my going to town now?!  Zero to not happening.  If Kerry win, the place will be thronged with a bunch of merry piss heads.  If Kerry lose, the place will be thronged with a bunch of cross piss heads.  Either way, they'll be in some form or another.  And I've a feeling it won't be pretty.  Ah well.  My body will thank me for it tomorrow.

Nothing against Bridget but...


COME OOOOOOOON DOWN!!!!!




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 02:53:34 PM
What eejit came up with the term 'funny bone'?  There is NOTHING funny about hitting the damn thing.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
Sarah was out for a walk with Cassie so Bridget's son landed down to ours with Bailey.  

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0093.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0096.jpg)



Bailey likes the wee toys we've out for Cassie.  And Lily's not impressed.  I got a look from Lily as if to say, "Not ANOTHER one?!  You ARE kidding, right?!"

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0094.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0095.jpg)


Then Sarah and Cassie returned.  Cassie wasn't impressed either.  Someone had been messing with her bed.  That's a HUGE no-no.  Even Lily doesn't go there.  Sarah showed her who was responsible for the intrusion before Bailey was carried home.


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cassie/IMAG0097.jpg)



Bridget has it in her head the 3 dogs will be best mates some day and we can walk the lot of them together.  Only time will tell, but they seem to be getting on ok so far.  Well, the older two want nothing to do with the wee pup at the minute.  But at least they haven't ripped her apart.  Yet.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on July 31, 2010, 03:43:33 PM
Cassie coat is gleaming.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: booder on July 31, 2010, 03:44:41 PM
Great pictures Dawn.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 03:48:55 PM
 ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

County Down have taken Kerry (the current All Ireland Champs) down and out of the Championship!!!!!!!!!  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake; ;cupcake;



PS  Sorry Bridget...lol, no I'm not.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 31, 2010, 04:00:09 PM
Cassie coat is gleaming.

Aye.  I alternate between cod liver oil and olive oil in their food.  Helps the coats and Lily's old bones.  They also get a small rub of oil direct to any dry patch until it comes back round.


Great pictures Dawn.


Cheers!  Rambling on about whatever isn't a problem, but I get out of the 'photos habit' now and then.  Need the odd nudge to get me back on track.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on July 31, 2010, 04:31:02 PM

Lovely photos Dawn, really first-class.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on July 31, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
Brilliant photos!

Set the dogs onto the crickets, stand back and watch....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2010, 12:21:57 PM
Brilliant photos!

Set the dogs onto the crickets, stand back and watch....

 rotflmfao

Lily would definitely miss the memo and I doubt poor Cassie could handle all of them by herself.


Lovely photos Dawn, really first-class.


Sigh.  You would say that.  I've seen your photography skills.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2010, 12:39:38 PM
So today is a big day for people in County Cork.  Today it's our turn in the All Ireland Quarter Finals.  We're up against County Roscommon.  If we can't beat them, we don't even deserve to be in the Quarters.  Time will tell. 

I'm breaking away from my sofa for the first time all week-end to go out and watch it.  It's a bank holiday in Ireland but I've not been pushed about going out.  If it weren't for the match, I wouldn't be going out today either.  But football in Cork is fun and I really enjoy the banter during a match.  No doubt there will be Kerry people in our local pubs cheering on the opposition, same as Cork fans were doing yesterday.  We're a border village, so that's just how it is.  Win or lose though, it's all good fun when Cork are playing.

COME OOOOOOOOOOOOON THE REBELS!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2010, 02:21:55 PM
Quote
I'm breaking away from my sofa for the first time all week-end to go out and watch it.
 

Or not.   rotflmfao 

Change of plans and I'm watching it from my sofa.  Why stray from the norm?  Will be hard pressed to stay home if they win though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2010, 02:52:56 PM
Oh man.  Half time and it's been like watching an U12's match.  In fact, that's not entirely fair.  Teams in an U12's match would show miles more skill and effort - with only half the glaring mistakes.  Shocking.  Sigh.

Cork 6 - Roscommon 5.  Please pull it together Cork!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2010, 03:52:51 PM
Cork 1 - 16   Roscommon 0 - 10

We won it by 9 points in the end.  Phew.  Cork took their time showing up on the pitch and were properly there by the second half.  But that won't win them an All Ireland.  They've lots to do if they want that trophy in September.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on August 01, 2010, 10:27:56 PM
Ach not a real game unless they're carrying sticks - and then Kilkenny will win!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 02, 2010, 12:18:14 PM
Kilkenny can't play football, so they say it's not a real game.  Kerry can't play hurling so they say that's not a real game.  Cork play both.  And both are real games.  Granted we don't always play them well.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: MrsBoldie on August 03, 2010, 12:55:21 PM
All my socks, other than my gym socks, are black with no patterns on it. Simples, there is no such thing as "Pair them up"...ny two make a pair.

Gym socks come in two varieties, all white but with only 2 different logos

Your socks may be all black dear but they are all different sizes and textures - not the main reason your sock fettish bothers me but it is frustrating!  and 50 pairs? yeah right, you have at least 100 and insist on taking them all on holiday!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 03, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
Ever have one of those days where you spend the entire day thinking it's a different day?  Well, today was Monday in my world.  Happens every bank holiday week-end for some reason.  I spend all of Tuesday thinking it's Monday.  You'd think I'd learn by now, but nope...was definitely Monday in my head.  

Mondays are either a 'gogogo' day or a proper chill day.  Nothing in between.  Tuesday is when I get things done if I've chilled on Monday.  Except that I thought today was my chill day.  And that's what I did.  All day.  And now I'm a day behind.  

Will take me until the end of the week to gather meself and actually know what day it is too.  Despite copping it this evening.  Really is baffling.  Don't know why my brain does this to me after a wee break.  But I could have done without the mix up this particular week.  lol  Sigh.      


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 03, 2010, 10:54:20 PM
Sarah and her friend Laura are doing a gymnastics camp for three hours a day all this week.  It's a 30 minute drive each way so a few of us Mom's are covering it in rotation.  We do that with all of their sports interests as everything is usually a goodly bit away from where we live.  In turn the girls gang up on us (and each other) when something is on.

They've got it down to a fine art.  From once they hear about a new activity they've a conference on the mound with each other first.  Gauge interest within the group.  If only one is interested, the idea is scrapped.  If they can get even 2 or more from different families into the idea, that's when they go to the parents.  They've figured out  the likely hood of a 'yes' is greater when we can share the drives between us.  And round and round it goes.    

Today was my day off from gymnastics as I had the U16's football drive to do this evening.  Well, I thought I was to do that drive tomorrow evening...as it was Monday in my world all day.  lol  Wasn't until they started tearing around for their gear that the penny dropped for me.  So off we went to Dromtarriffe.  

Dromtarriffe were missing three key players due to summer holidays and they had no subs for the game.  Newmarket looked a strong side with plenty of subs to fall back on.  We were a wee bit worried before the start.  The other team looked so much stronger and has a great record to back them up.    

It was already bordering on obscene by half time with Dromtarriffe 3 - 7 vs  Newmarket 1 - 2.  For those of you who don't understand the scoring system - the first number is goals scored.  They're worth 3 points.  The second number is 'over the bar' scores and they're worth 1.  

The second half was far worse for Newmarket than the first.  Our girls played their hearts out and never even looked tired.  They ended it with a win bordering on cricket scores.  I was amazed to be honest.  Especially as there were a few of them after 3 hours of gymnastics right before the match!  They weren't supposed to beat that team.  

The drive home was lively to say the least.  They like travelling in my car as I let them have control of the radio station.  And the volume.  They don't realise it, but I'm having fun too.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 03, 2010, 11:11:29 PM
My Mom has always said, 'She works better under pressure.'  We might disagree about other things in life, but she's not wrong there.  I'm much more focused when I'm under pressure.  Give me all the time in the world to do a job and the mind wanders.  Give me 5 minutes for the same job and it'll be done to perfection...or pretty damn close. 

So now I'm down a day and have a load of things to get done.  I'm away at the week-end, so tomorrow is my last chance to get the house in order for this week.  Laundry is overflowing at the minute.  Floors need looking after.  The usual carry on in a house shared by five.  Cue the music kids.  Or run for the hills.  But it's cleaning time!

Thursday Bridget wants me to go jeans shopping in the morning.  I don't want to, but she's insisted it's a must.  Sigh.  Have I mentioned how much I hate shopping for clothes?  Well, going through it is miles easier than dealing with the wrath of Bridget if I don't...so I'll grin and bear it.  I have a hair appointment in the afternoon.  Then it'll be a mad dash to the airport for my flight that evening. 

Didn't even get my passport for the trip until last Friday.  That sure was fun.  They wouldn't let me do it when I took the kids up for theirs as I had no 'imminent travel plans'.  Well, I knew I had, just wasn't sure when.  Anyway, made the mad dash to Dublin (minus the rest of the crew) first thing in the morning and was back home again for 3:30 that afternoon.  Had dinner on the table before 5:00.  No messing when I'm under pressure, see?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on August 03, 2010, 11:15:05 PM
All my socks, other than my gym socks, are black with no patterns on it. Simples, there is no such thing as "Pair them up"...ny two make a pair.

Gym socks come in two varieties, all white but with only 2 different logos

Your socks may be all black dear but they are all different sizes and textures - not the main reason your sock fettish bothers me but it is frustrating!  and 50 pairs? yeah right, you have at least 100 and insist on taking them all on holiday!

LMAO!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 03, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
All my socks, other than my gym socks, are black with no patterns on it. Simples, there is no such thing as "Pair them up"...ny two make a pair.

Gym socks come in two varieties, all white but with only 2 different logos

Your socks may be all black dear but they are all different sizes and textures - not the main reason your sock fettish bothers me but it is frustrating!  and 50 pairs? yeah right, you have at least 100 and insist on taking them all on holiday!

LMAO!

To be fair...as fetishes go, it could be worse!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on August 04, 2010, 10:35:36 AM
All my socks, other than my gym socks, are black with no patterns on it. Simples, there is no such thing as "Pair them up"...ny two make a pair.

Gym socks come in two varieties, all white but with only 2 different logos

Your socks may be all black dear but they are all different sizes and textures - not the main reason your sock fettish bothers me but it is frustrating!  and 50 pairs? yeah right, you have at least 100 and insist on taking them all on holiday!

LMAO!

Sigh, MRsB just doesn't understand that running out of socks on holiday is not an option..and throwing them all in the bag is MUCH easier than counting out X nr of socks.

Actually, I ussually throw in the bag what I think I need and what seems reasonable.



and then I add approx 10 pairs "just to be sure" :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on August 04, 2010, 07:22:50 PM


To be fair...as fetishes go, it could be worse!

What? He's a socks maniac!  ;marks;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 04, 2010, 08:27:53 PM
I was the cleaning machine today.  Yep.  Not a single thing left to do apart from the mound of ironing I'm about to attack.  As usual, the music blared all the way through, but I found myself mostly glued to the likes of old U2 stuff. 

If you don't like U2 turn away now.  Nothing to see here.  But if you do, or even if you only like just one song...what's your fav song by U2?  Go on - hit me with them.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on August 04, 2010, 08:30:05 PM
Just going upstairs to the vinyl vault; brb.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on August 04, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Think this is my favourite.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0IRY_eWuIw


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 04, 2010, 09:20:17 PM
Good shout, but it has to be this one for me - 'Bad'

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GObmFIUSqmk


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on August 04, 2010, 09:22:51 PM
Joshua Tree is a great album,I like U2 it's just a shame that Bono is such a twat.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on August 04, 2010, 09:24:30 PM
Joshua Tree is a great album,I liked U2 it's just a shame that Bono is such a twat.

FYP


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 04, 2010, 10:56:31 PM
Aye...he got too big for his boots.  When they started coming out with the techno crap, I kind of lost interest in them anyway.  Pity because they WERE really good. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 04, 2010, 11:19:22 PM
Sinéad and I proper rocked down the house with Lily and Cassie half way through the day's cleaning to this one

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-126K1EfroA

They're into all the top 40 rubbish, but they humour me with some good stuff now and then.  It's really great fun cleaning in our house if truth be told.  Especially when everyone's in just the right mood.  And the music usually makes the mood. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on August 04, 2010, 11:54:15 PM
On my phone so can't see the you tube links properly so may have some doubles here. Same as you dawn - not keen on the techno stuff but love their music otherwise. My faves probably sunday bloody sunday, new years day, with or without you


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 05, 2010, 12:16:29 AM
With or Without You another good one actually. 

So 2 votes for New Year's Day so far and it takes the lead of this whopping poll.

A trout fresh from the river just landed in the door to me.  Have pre and post gutting shots done and will post up once I've the cooking shot in the morning.  That's brekkie sorted.

Cassie going mental trying to figure out what the new smell is as I type.  She'll more than likely plonk herself right at my feet when I go to cook it too.  That's her favourite spot when I'm in the kitchen.  Bang smack in front of the cooker.  Not half in the way.  But we've a system worked out.  She throws down where she likes and I work around her. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Jon MW on August 05, 2010, 01:06:21 PM
With or Without You get's my vote as my favourite of their's - although I'd give an honourable mention to their version of Unchained Melody


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 06, 2010, 08:44:07 AM
Note to self - Today is NOT Saturday.  Despite all attempts to convince the brain otherwise, today is in fact FRIDAY. 

Geez louise.  The bank holiday confusion continues......


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 06, 2010, 10:11:21 AM
What is it with airport security and me?  It's like someone has phoned ahead each time for a laugh and warned them I'm on the way.  No matter what I do to make life easy, they always seem to find a loop hole to mess the whole lot up.

A while back my jewellery was an issue.  Took AGES to get the lot off before going through the metal detector.  It didn't take long to cop on though.  Now I never wear any - in hopes it will speed my trip through security.  But alas...they always find something to give out about.

The next trip I had to travel ready for the Friday night out.  Cute top, wee skirt and knee high boots.  Kept the jewellery in my bag to make life easy.  That's when they asked me to take off my boots.  Didn't half take gymnastic manoeuvres to get them off in a public area without some part or other flashing, but I managed it with as much dignity as possible.  Meanwhile a guy next to me said, "I bet you won't wear that outfit again when travelling."  You can sing that Sir.

Last time it was my bra.  Under wire can be a big issue for metal detectors if they're set to a sensitive level...and theirs was.  Sigh.  I had to endure a five minute frisk search by a very large woman who I can only imagine goes by the name of Bertha.  Despite my telling her “It's just the scaffolding called my bra.”  No sense of humour at all by Bertha.  She was having none of it.  We really should have exchanged phone numbers as we knew each other quite well by the time her search was over, FFS.

So this trip I kept clothes simple.  No jewellery, belt or heels.  No coins or sharp objects to worry about.  All liquids 100 ml or less and in a clear zip lock bag.  What could possibly go wrong?  Apparently the see through zip lock bag I've successfully used for every other trip with the past few years is considered illegal.  In fact it's been illegal for the past 5 years as it's too big.  Of course it is...because I was the one using it and they've run out of other reasons to have a go at me. 

And this was before I even got through the metal detector.  That sure was fun.  Just glad I'm not a moody person or I'd be gone postal by now.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: moonandback on August 06, 2010, 10:25:54 AM
U2 songs

top five in no particular order

red hill mining town
where the streets have no name
angel of harlem
sunday bloody sunday
bullet the blue sky

how are they all more than 20 years old!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 06, 2010, 10:38:12 AM
Ooooooh!  Angel of Harlem is deffo on my top 5 list.  Great song!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 06, 2010, 04:35:38 PM
For the record - I've had a much deserved VERY good day.   :)  Roll on the rest of the week-end.  Will post a wee trip report when I return home.  Until then, I just want to say to some very special people - thank you and hugs!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on August 06, 2010, 05:06:05 PM
U2 songs

top five in no particular order

red hill mining town
where the streets have no name
angel of harlem
sunday bloody sunday
bullet the blue sky

how are they all more than 20 years old!


Great song, and not as well known as a lot of the others imo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: outragous76 on August 06, 2010, 05:11:02 PM
how has nobody mentioned "One"


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on August 06, 2010, 05:15:13 PM
how has nobody mentioned "One"

original or one with Mary J?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: outragous76 on August 06, 2010, 09:14:11 PM
how has nobody mentioned "One"

original or one with Mary J?

i sincerely hope that  is a joke


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on August 06, 2010, 09:35:39 PM
how has nobody mentioned "One"

original or one with Mary J?

i sincerely hope that  is a joke

 :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: outragous76 on August 06, 2010, 09:40:23 PM

most of the time i like you  ;D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 07, 2010, 10:49:58 PM
Marie, "Want to go to Liverpool Pride with me tonight?"
Me, "Sure....where's it on?"  (Obv I've been hanging out with Bridget too much)


Me, "Those damn midgets piss me right off, but I've a great spray for them."  Midgets = Midges.  Sigh.


"What just fell?  Ah it was nothing."  Note to self -  Next time you hear a thump on the floor of a taxi...check for yer phone.


Wee man proper chatting up random bird and going well....sister arrives and says, "Back up bitch...he's my boyfriend!"  UL son.


More gems to follow....once I can think of them.  But at the rate this week-end has gone, I've obviously not been thinking much!  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on August 07, 2010, 10:52:27 PM

Wee man proper chatting up random bird and going well....sister arrives and says, "Back up bitch...he's my boyfriend!"  UL son.


LOL - nice one Marie!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 08, 2010, 12:36:53 AM
You bet two fiddy?  Snap it!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on August 08, 2010, 11:08:41 AM
You bet two fiddy?  Snap it!

no random fiddy in the pot - no call - simpelsssss


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 08, 2010, 11:14:06 AM
You bet two fiddy?  Snap it!

no random fiddy in the pot - no call - simpelsssss

 rotflmfao 

Poker 101 - "But I have Q J 10!  Why haven't I won?!"

"Because you need to use 5 cards pet." 

"You're all just cheating."

Ger has his work cut out for him when it comes to teaching Marie how to play poker.  It's never going to end well.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 09, 2010, 10:30:05 AM
Home again safe and sound.  Minus a phone, but there ya go.  Will only take 80 steps with the insurance crowd to get it replaced.  They're giving me some sort of 'loaner' phone from later this afternoon, so start shipping me texts or pm's with yer name and number folks.  Rumour has it I get to keep my number. 

Would have been a great help if I'd thought to back them up to my computer, but that makes too much sense so you can be sure I didn't do it.  I lost the lot.  Well done.  Promise to save them properly this time.  In a few days.  When I finally get me new android.  But remind me...just in case.  Cheers!

Have to tear road now.  One of the requirements to submitting a claim is to have a form stamped by the local garda within 48 hours of reporting it lost.  Will be back later with a mini trip report of the week-end...and hopefully minus a phone company rant. 

Have a good day all!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: GreekStein on August 09, 2010, 11:09:27 AM
Out of Your Mind by Victoria Beckham and Dane Bowers. What a chooon


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 09, 2010, 08:05:41 PM
I tried to avoid it.  Really I did.  But they give me no choice.  Phone rant incoming.  Run while you can...or in Iron's case, roll man, roll for the hills!!!  You have been warned.  Actually, it's not that bad after.  Just felt like rambling a bit.  Here it goes.

So I lost my phone.  Never happened before, but always a first time I suppose.  I had to be creative about it and lose mine while in England this past week-end.  Friday night to be exact.  In a random taxi on our way home from a night out.  As ya do.  Will NEVER again use that handbag.  Knew I wasn't reliable with something that doesn't have a zip.

Anyway, we discovered the loss mid day on Saturday.  It occurred to me I hadn't heard from anyone.  No texts or calls had beeped out from the handbag all morning.  My phone is usually as busy as our house.  This was odd.  So I go to check said handbag.  No phone.  That would explain the silence.  Marv.  Quick search around Ger's place and then the penny drops.  The 'thud' we'd heard on the taxi floor at 1:30am wasn't 'nothing'.  It was more than likely my phone.  lol  Doh.

So I go to the Meteor website and send them an email.  'Please and thank you disco the bill pay phone.  Will be in touch when I return home.'  Only they send me an auto-reply email saying, 'We'll get back to you within 48 hours.'  If I wait 48 hours, I am liable to be billed for calls to every corner of the fecking planet.  Not happening.  Phone them up instead and get it sorted. 

This morning I phoned the local shop and they asked me to print off a claim form from the net, get it signed by the local police and bring it in.  No problem.  Except that the local officer felt the need to berate me for the bones of five minutes over the issue of jurisdiction. 

'Lost it in England, should have gone to English police.' 

'Form says go to local police as it's only a loss, not theft or aggravated damage.  No crime committed so no jurisdiction issue.'  (I've more than my fair share of expertise on that topic lately)

And round and round we went.  Sigh.  He must have had a really bad week-end.  Luckily I hadn't and was as nice as could be with Mr. Grumpy.  Eventually he gave in and spent less than a minute signing and stamping the form. 

'Yer a star.  Thanks for that!'

Off I went to Killarney with it.  Met my favourite store manager on the planet.  Really...he is absolutely BRILLIANT!  Granted we deal with him all the time.  Five people in the one house with phones.  Add the in-laws into the mix too just for fun.  He's our guy.  He had me sorted out in no time with a new SIM card registered in a fully charged loaner phone.  Got to keep my same number and he had the block removed.  I can return in a day or two to pick up my new HTC, no hassles.  Happy days. 

Except, remember that email I'd sent on Saturday?   rotflmfao 

Yep.  About the time I landed home, happily storing numbers of popes, bishops and priests (that's another story) onto my new SIM...I received an email.  Niamh from Meteor was delighted to inform me she'd received my email and had duly blocked my number.  The one I'd had unblocked just a couple of hours ago.  Only the wee darlin' hadn't bothered to check my records before she went about it.  Cheers.  Luckily a quick phone call later with Aaron had me sorted.

So now I must wait for the insurance crowd to give the nod and I'm good to go.  Should only be a day or two.  In the meantime I've all sorts of religious types sending me texts saying to be sure I add them.  You lot are total nutters!  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 09, 2010, 08:37:12 PM
Now then - on to the trip report.  Landed in England Thursday night.  Ger the duke was the poor misfortune who had to deal with me for the week-end.  He really is too good to me.  Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve such a lovely person who I can call on at any time.  In all fairness, there's nothing he won't suffer through if it means helping his friends out.  

As I'd a meeting early Friday morning to get through, we decided we wouldn't do a late night sitting of it on Thursday night.  Laxie and the Duke go sensible?!  What's the world coming to?  So we stayed in, had the few sups and a chat at his house...and hit the sack by around 3am.  Sensible us, see?  

I was told our visitors would arrive around 10am Friday.  I was up at 8am.  As ya do.  Just couldn't settle with what I imagined was in store.  They arrived near enough the time and a few hours later we were sorted.  From here on out I could relax.

And what better way to relax, only go to a stag do that night.  As ya would.

'Ah Ger...you go on out with the Lads and I'll stay here watching the telly.  Don't want to get in the way.'

'No offence dear, but you ARE one of the Lads.  You're going.'

Off we went.  Ger and his crew along with myself hit the town and met up with the other Lads.  To be fair, it was a tame stag do.  Wee pub crawl and karaoke with nice people having a good laugh.  Perfect.  Later in the night we dragged Ger to a club.  Dragged.  Well and truly.  But he suffered through it.  That's where wee man had his hopes and dreams crushed by his sister...who very definitely isn't his girlfriend.  Made the trip to the club well worth it for Ger in the end.  

Back to his for a late night snack which I duly missed.  After such a long couple of days missing my sleep, it had finally caught up to me.  Had the best sleep I've had in ages.  

Saturday we took our time about the day.  Lunch in a nice hotel first.  Back to his to deal with the phone issue.  Then a bit of walking about the town with pub stops along the way.  Wee bite to eat in the evening (with an amazing discount on the final bill!) and we headed back to Ger's for a couple of sit n go's.  

We didn't play for money.  Was all about pride.  I'm quite proud of the fact I lasted more than 20 minutes with that motley crew!  Duke, wee man, Shogun, Marie and I.  Marie had never played before.  Was all the signs of it too, God love her.  I went to bed before the second sit n go was finished and found out the next morning...wee man and Ger had chopped it!  Chopped a freeroll?  There's a new one by me.  lol

Sunday it was home time.  Sigh.  I always get the wee bit lonesome on the drive back to the airport after a week-end with that crew.  Ya can't beat 'em for hospitality and hugs.  

Landed safe and sound back in Cork to a house that looked like a bomb had hit it.  They obviously hadn't received Thursday's memo.  I've received a play list of songs from another special blonde member and will be blasting them tomorrow.  As tomorrow - we clean.
 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 10, 2010, 12:29:48 PM
Sigh.  Just SIGH.  Ok all you smart arses...you win!

Yesterday I said text me with your name so I can add ya to the new phone.  So far these are just some of the gems I've received from various mystery people:

'The Pope' got the ball rolling.  When I rang later to find out who's voice was on the other end their phone went to voice mail.  Received a text shortly after saying, 'Sorry taking mass'.  'The Pope' has since gone on to tell me his sins - which were spending all his money on whiskey and beer.  Talkative sort our Pope is, so he is.

Next up we have 'I'm the crazy cleric dude with a hook instead of a hand.'  That narrows it down for me.  Cheers!

Getting away from the religion theme for a minute, it's the one and only Barbie Dahl.

My own flesh and blood thought this trend by ye lot was hysterical, so the next one was an Irish number.  It was Jesus.  Sarah is going to be extra busy cleaning today.  Hope she's said her prayers.

Next up was a really creative one altogether.  This person needs to lay off the aerosol cans imo.  'Maximus Decimus Meridius commander of the legions of the north'  Hope you command your legions better than I have this loaner phone.  I've accidentally deleted your message just now.  Go again when ya get a chance.

Then I had one that said, 'Your phone working yet?'  Sigh.  It is, cheers.  Have since found out who that person is.  lol

And one more for your morning's entertainment - L.Ron Hubbard.  The self help King.  Wish he could help me figure out who the rest of these people really are!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 10, 2010, 10:38:32 PM
Just another night chillin' out.....

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Looking%20Glass%20Pics/100810_221110.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on August 10, 2010, 10:40:58 PM
lilyloly


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 10, 2010, 11:07:20 PM
Cassie had them on for a bit too and looked abso hysterical with her wee face.  But the picture was miles too dark to even make her out.  Sigh.  Once I get my replacement phone sorted, we'll be able to take flash photos again.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 11, 2010, 03:56:53 PM
Sinéad found this wee gem for me today which has been placed firmly on the cleaning charts.  Will be dancing mad around the place to this one for sure!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzY0-I4Gq5w


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 14, 2010, 10:41:17 AM
Wee note to self - No matter how well you clean and sterilise a Ragu jar prior to use for jam, your jam will still have the slight hint of onions and garlic in it. 

Good thing I made more than one jar.  grrrrrrrrrrrr


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 14, 2010, 11:02:33 AM
The girl's room is finally done!  YAY!!!  And they did a great job too.  Yes, 'they'.  Not 'we'.  I bailed.  Had to.  Have I mentioned how bad it was?  Anyway, never mind...it's done now.

I held tough.  Didn't get nasty about it.  Just quietly and patiently requested they get cracking on it.  But something always came up to cause further delays.  To be fair to them, I know how it is.  Found myself unexpectedly busy during the month they were away too.  But I also knew eventually something would come up to give me the upper hand on the situation.  That hand arrived yesterday.

Those Brooklyn relations my kids called to see (between flights home) are in Ireland.  They landed in Dublin this morning and leave on Tuesday.  Ireland is only a quick stop on their way to a two week cruise, but my crew want to meet them while they're here.  Best get that room in order so.  And so they did.

Timothy, his parents and the kids are heading up on the train tomorrow and will stay for a night or two in Dublin.  Was no point rushing up there today as the Brooklyn lot will be suffering from jet lag.  Brian, Sinéad and Sarah are really looking forward to some time with their cousins.  I'm looking forward to the peace I'll have finishing up the tax returns while they're away.  Granted, Bridget has threatened a Sunday night girl's night in so I'll need to have them done and dusted before she arrives.  Bridget's version of 'a Sunday night in' usually means Monday is a washout.   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 15, 2010, 09:25:45 PM
Sinéad's parting words before they headed off to Dublin this morning...........

"My bedroom's not messy... I just have a floordrobe"


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 16, 2010, 11:09:28 AM
The crew headed off at 9am sharp yesterday.  'Sharp' because my father-in-law was driving and he doesn't do 'late'.  Not even by a minute.  In fact he's usually early for most things.  We're not.  No matter how hard we try.  On time...just about.  Early?  You could count the 'earlies' on one hand. 

He's a man set in his ways so it's always been a struggle for him to come to terms with our easy going approach.  When the phone rang at 8:30am, we knew who was on the other end before we even picked up the phone.  They nearly had heart failure when they heard a fry up was just starting in our house.  But I assured them the crew would be ready.  And they were. 

Off they went at 9am for a train not due to depart until 10:30.  It's only a 35 minute drive to the train station and they already had their tickets purchased to avoid delays.  Get yer other hand ready because my crew were well early for that train.  Sooooooooo glad I swerved the trip!  I can just picture the three teens sat around an empty train station for the bones of an hour.  They're not shy (don't know where they get it from) and wouldn't hesitate to make their views known in an 'early vs. on time' debate.  Luckily all was forgotten once they met up with their Brooklyn cousins in Dublin.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 16, 2010, 11:53:19 AM
House all to myself.  What's a girl to do?  Believe it or not, I'm actually quite comfortable spending time on my own.  I love the constant go and madness as it's happening.  Never take any notice at all.  But it's times like this when I realise just how much I needed to chill.

So myself, Lily and Cassie did sweet feck all as it turns out.  Sure, I did a bit of tidying around the place while they followed to and fro.  But nothing major.  They kept me company while I cooked a wee bite for the dinner...and they got a few treats in the process.  I pottered around the garden for a bit and they kept me company there too.  Cassie barked at the cows while Lily and the cows looked on with confused expressions...as they do.  And that was our day.  

As the local shop was closed, I popped in to one of the pubs for smokes.  Got in, got smokes and got out.  Said a few hellos along the way, but didn't bother to stop for a pint.  Myself and Bridget were of two minds.  Would we go out or would we have a girly night in?  Turns out we didn't do either.  She'd had a few late night sessions earlier this week and was working days after, so she was abso wrecked.  Very nearly got her to go out, but in the end it was a bust.  Never mind.  My body would thank me in the morning.

Dogs asleep at my feet, I tucked in to a bowl of popcorn with the telly and laptop to keep me entertained.  Around 11:30 I found myself getting tired and was debating would I shut the lot down for the night or hang about another bit.  Pubs were closing for the night and it was only a matter of time before people would be making their way home.  Some passing my house on their way.  Surely they wouldn't call here?  Turns out someone did.  

Siobhan was in proper 'merry mode' when she stumbled through the door.  Large glass of wine in hand.  She's my next door neighbour and she doesn't make late night calls that often to be fair.  But when she does...good luck getting her home.  I humoured her by having one drink as we chattered away and luckily nobody else stopped in.  Would still be entertaining now if a crowd had landed.  As it was, I saw sleep around 3am.  Not too bad I suppose.  



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 16, 2010, 12:03:54 PM
Today we clean.  I say 'we' when really it's only me doing the work.  But since Lily and Cassie follow my every move, they'll be busy too.  I'm amazed we don't run into or trip over each other more often.  That said, we're at it so often we've probably got it down to a fine art without realising. 

I've booted up the desk top and will be getting the play list ready shortly.  Top of today's picks?  It's a bit repetitive, but I do some mean cleaning to it...................................


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-zK1S5Dws





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 16, 2010, 10:32:18 PM
Baths are for chillin' and showers for cleaning.  Agreed?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 18, 2010, 09:02:29 PM
A while ago I told you about my brush with college.  They wanted me to attend for free.  Full four years on a basketball scholarship.  And I didn't want to go.  At the time it made perfect sense, but if truth be told I do sometimes quietly kick meself for such a silly swerve.  Especially these days when I truly realise what a wasted opportunity it was.

I've always worried about my kids and their schooling.  I'm realistic with my expectations.  Not everyone 'gets it' when taught maths, history, science or whatever.  But I do expect them to at least give it a go.  At the same time, I've tried not to put them under too much pressure.  It's a tricky balance.  Encouragement without pressure.  At the end of the day, they've good hearts and as long as they're happy, that's all that's really important.

Brian has struggled so much through school, it's unreal.  He goes through phases where he'll try his ever loving best, but eventually he gets frustrated if he doesn't 'get it'.  I've always dreaded the parent teacher meetings.  They'd tell me how nice and polite he is, but they'd follow it up with how very little he's actually learning.  They even went as far as telling me he hadn't a hope of passing his exams this year.  Every single teacher (bar one) said it.  One even went as far as saying he'd intentions of telling Brian not to bother showing up to class the rest of this past year.  The teacher felt he was wasting his time with Brian.  Great altogether. 

Brian carried on and attended every class.  He studied as hard as he could and asked for help when he needed it.  He took his exams in June and went off to America for July.  All the while sweating the results.  Everywhere he went, people were asking him if he intended to go to college.  The poor kid could only say, "I hope so."  We all hoped so. 

I've spent the past few weeks telling him not worry.  Whatever the score, it's not the end of the world and we'll help him with whatever direction he needs to go next.  I was trying to be loving but realistic at the same time.  Hopeful.  But after everything the teachers had said, deep down...not too sure.       

Today was the day.  The results came out this morning.  It's an odd one.  Relief, joy, sorrow and absolute desperation...all rolled into one group.  The kids gather together at the school to collect them.  Everyone has their own hopes and dreams.  And it all hinges on the contents of an envelope.  You know immediately if they're another step toward those goals...or if they have to go back and do the lot over again.  You can even spot the ones who have given up hope of ever dreaming again.  It's horrible to watch.  And it's all they've thought about for the past two months.  It's all any of us has thought about if we're honest.  Will they get the scores they need for college or will they have to go back again?  All the answers in one wee envelope. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 18, 2010, 09:06:47 PM
As for Brian?  Well........................................













HE'S ON HIS WAY TO COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;yippee; ;cupcake; ;yippee; ;cupcake; ;yippee; ;cupcake; ;yippee; ;cupcake;  ;yippee; ;cupcake; ;yippee;

 ;mexicanwave; ;mexicanwave;

 ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on August 18, 2010, 09:08:39 PM
congrats, is college in Ireland the equivalent to uni in England?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 18, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
congrats, is college in Ireland the equivalent to uni in England?

Yeah.  It's Uni here too if truth be told.  But yer dealing with a Yank telling the tales...so things get jumbled sometimes. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 18, 2010, 09:14:51 PM
A while ago I told you about my brush with college.  They wanted me to attend for free.  Full four years on a basketball scholarship.  And I didn't want to go.  At the time it made perfect sense, but if truth be told I do sometimes quietly kick meself for such a silly swerve.  Especially these days when I truly realise what a wasted opportunity it was.

I've always worried about my kids and their schooling.  I'm realistic with my expectations.  Not everyone 'gets it' when taught maths, history, science or whatever.  But I do expect them to at least give it a go.  At the same time, I've tried not to put them under too much pressure.  It's a tricky balance.  Encouragement without pressure.  At the end of the day, they've good hearts and as long as they're happy, that's all that's really important.

Brian has struggled so much through school, it's unreal.  He goes through phases where he'll try his ever loving best, but eventually he gets frustrated if he doesn't 'get it'.  I've always dreaded the parent teacher meetings.  They'd tell me how nice and polite he is, but they'd follow it up with how very little he's actually learning.  They even went as far as telling me he hadn't a hope of passing his exams this year.  Every single teacher (bar one) said it.  One even went as far as saying he'd intentions of telling Brian not to bother showing up to class the rest of this past year.  The teacher felt he was wasting his time with Brian.  Great altogether. 

Brian carried on and attended every class.  He studied as hard as he could and asked for help when he needed it.  He took his exams in June and went off to America for July.  All the while sweating the results.  Everywhere he went, people were asking him if he intended to go to college.  The poor kid could only say, "I hope so."  We all hoped so. 

I've spent the past few weeks telling him not worry.  Whatever the score, it's not the end of the world and we'll help him with whatever direction he needs to go next.  I was trying to be loving but realistic at the same time.  Hopeful.  But after everything the teachers had said, deep down...not too sure.       

Today was the day.  The results came out this morning.  It's an odd one.  Relief, joy, sorrow and absolute desperation...all rolled into one group.  The kids gather together at the school to collect them.  Everyone has their own hopes and dreams.  And it all hinges on the contents of an envelope.  You know immediately if they're another step toward those goals...or if they have to go back and do the lot over again.  You can even spot the ones who have given up hope of ever dreaming again.  It's horrible to watch.  And it's all they've thought about for the past two months.  It's all any of us has thought about if we're honest.  Will they get the scores they need for college or will they have to go back again?  All the answers in one wee envelope. 

Another fantastic post Lax.

And very well done Brian.

Geo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on August 18, 2010, 09:15:25 PM
congrats, is college in Ireland the equivalent to uni in England?

Yeah.  It's Uni here too if truth be told.  But yer dealing with a Yank telling the tales...so things get jumbled sometimes. 

haha dont worry, my Dad/Gran say college too, it tilts the hell out of me! He'll soon be having a go at you for calling it college! What's he studying? and at which uni?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Karabiner on August 18, 2010, 09:24:05 PM
Fantastic news Dawn, I'm really pleased for both of you  ;yippee; ;yippee;

PS You're one hell of a mum too xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 18, 2010, 09:53:13 PM
congrats, is college in Ireland the equivalent to uni in England?

Yeah.  It's Uni here too if truth be told.  But yer dealing with a Yank telling the tales...so things get jumbled sometimes.  

haha dont worry, my Dad/Gran say college too, it tilts the hell out of me! He'll soon be having a go at you for calling it college! What's he studying? and at which uni?

He's applied for Mechanical Engineering and a few others in Cork and just the ME in Tralee.  Monday they send out their acceptance forms to qualifying students.  Then we go on the mad hunt for student digs.  It's going to be a busy few weeks around the place.



Fantastic news Dawn, I'm really pleased for both of you  ;yippee; ;yippee;

PS You're one hell of a mum too xx

Awwwwww, thanks.  xx


Michael answered the phone when I rang the in-laws with the news.  The man broke down in tears.  He was barely able to pull it together long enough to explain - they were tears of relief and joy.  Only he didn't need to explain.  I knew exactly how he felt.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on August 18, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
Brilliant news Dawn and a tale well told. As ever.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on August 19, 2010, 12:33:36 AM
Great stuff,gl to him.I failed my A levels in college and shed a tear over it in the pub and was gutted to see me Dad's face as he knew he couldn't do anything to cheer me up.That was 6years ago and look at me now a lazy qualified (part time) accountant/degen gambler,haha :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on August 19, 2010, 12:41:21 AM
Fantastic news Dawn, I'm really pleased for both of you  ;yippee; ;yippee;

PS You're one hell of a mum too xx
very much this


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on August 19, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
 ;topman;  Well Done Brian   ;applause; Congratulations.

Love your thread Laxie, your a great Mum


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 26, 2010, 10:17:44 PM
They know I include them in my tales but apart from Sarah, my kids don't read this thread much.  It's probably a 'teen thing'.  Every now and then I drag one or more of them over to the lappy to have a look if ye've taken the time to give them a personal message.  Otherwise I let them at it.

Just showed Brian the latest posts and he says, "Thank you everyone"...through fits of giggles.  That's what he does when he's kind of embarrassed. 

At least he didn't give out to me like Sinéad does when I post about her.  She's going to be proper pissed off in a few days time when it's her 15th birthday.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on August 26, 2010, 10:34:41 PM
Post some unflattering pics for maximum effect.

Fabulous diarying btw.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 26, 2010, 10:39:18 PM
Cassie and Lily are getting on great.  I put them out the back when dinner is served.  Had no choice in the end because Cassie easily reaches the top of the table.  And the kids can't resist spoiling her when she throws the sad puppy dog eyes look.

Her leg seems to be proper back to normal too.  I know this because when they're out the back during dinner, Cassie's head pops up in front of the kitchen window.  She's so funny.  Like a kangaroo, she jumps up and down in front of the window non-stop until we let them back in.  Ears flopping all over the shop, tail wagging mad and tongue hanging out with that cheeky grin she has.  We never get through the meal without ending up in fits of laughter because of her.  Once we're finished, we toss the leftovers into their food bowls and let the pair in for their after dinner treats.  Then we have a bit of play time around the place before the pair settle down in the sitting room.   

Lily still gets her trip to the field each day.  Sometimes she has a wee run for herself but mostly she just potters about with the kids and enjoys the walk.  We keep Cassie on the lead and probably always will do from now on.  She gets enough of a run around the yard and the house without risking another injury in the field.  She has more energy around the house too which is good.  Before she'd tear round the field and then sleep the rest of the day.  Now she spends a good bit more time playing with everyone at home.  And everyone's having fun.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 26, 2010, 10:43:54 PM
Post some unflattering pics for maximum effect.

Fabulous diarying btw.

You've obviously never met Sinéad.  Ger the Duke will confirm as he's seen her on the football pitch.  That would NOT be a wise move on my part.  Her wrath is fierce!   rotflmfao 

(Might sneak one or two cheeky ones in though.  We just won't tell her.)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 26, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
So tomorrow I hit the airport for APAT Worlds.  Over/under on my success with airport security?  Will be checking a bag this time as I'm not due home until Wednesday.  Nothing to carry only myself, money, ticket and passport.  What could they possibly stop me for this time?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 27, 2010, 09:11:29 AM
And she's off.  See ya on the flip side folks! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on August 27, 2010, 05:44:17 PM
Just caught up with the diary so WELL DONE BRIAN. It's such a difficult time for everyone.

Best of luck at Nottingham, won't get to see you as we are off to Blackpool for the monthly deepstack. Be lucky.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on August 27, 2010, 06:42:57 PM
Just caught up, Well done Brian indeed...and good to see this diary going strong.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 28, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
Cheers Kev, Boldie, Red and Nellie and good luck in Blackpool Kev!  

Well folks...the eagle has landed.  Ger the Duke collected me at the airport.  Early days yet, but I reckon it could get a bit messy.  

On the plus side, I survived airport security without the usual frisk search.  Granted, it probably had something to do with the HUGE crowd of Italian students in the line behind me.  They were due to take off 10 minutes ago.  But as they made up most of the flight - it was delayed...waiting for them.  

Through security without hassle, I made my way to the airport bar.  As ya do.  Ordered me pint and sat down with the lappy to catch up on the latest around the forums.  That's when I knocked across this wee gem

http://www.apat.com/forum/index.php?topic=6461.15

I forgot where I was for a brief moment.  And left out a louder than usual fit of laughing.  Sat by meself in an airport bar in hysterics.  Might have survived airport security, but the men in the white coats were on their way.  Cheers Tighty.  

We're off to give this whole poker racket a go at a local place they call the fish tank.  They're nudging me to get a move.  Be back later to report how we got on.  Unusually, I'm not optimistic.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on August 28, 2010, 12:18:36 AM
Turns out the fishtank isn't that bad after all.  I won.  Beat Ger Jr. heads up.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on August 29, 2010, 10:50:54 AM
At DTD

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KJLieIUxMJY/THkklRb9oRI/AAAAAAAAky8/iA_IPdkHDWg/s512/IMG_5727.JPG)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on August 31, 2010, 08:20:34 AM
At DTD

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KJLieIUxMJY/THkklRb9oRI/AAAAAAAAky8/iA_IPdkHDWg/s512/IMG_5727.JPG)

Eyes like a deer caught in the headlights of a 16 tonner.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 01, 2010, 09:12:00 PM
The Duke strikes again.

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/laxie.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 02, 2010, 07:50:31 AM
lol....but he's not wrong.,


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 04, 2010, 04:45:19 PM
Back home safe and sound after yet another lovely week-end at DTD last week-end.  Will spare ye the details as most were there anyway.  It was a long one.  Most of it surprisingly enjoyable too.  The Omaha didn't go so well.  Lasted a goodly bit, but not long enough to cash.  Sigh. 

Landed back home on Wednesday.  Good thing there were no flights  available Tuesday or I would have been struggling.  Spent the earlier part of Tuesday curled up under a blanket on the Duke's sofa.  Shogun then took myself and wee man (Duke Jr.) to lunch followed by a driving tour of New Brighton and Liverpool.  I was pretty quiet during the trip.  Shogun's ears thanked me. 

Wednesday the Duke carried me to the airport where I faced the usual re-rah of airport security.  Wasn't too bad.  She only did a quick frisk this time followed by an extra scan of me flip flops.  Don't usually have trouble on the UK side.  Cork must have warned them.   

Aer Lingus is great.  They leave on time and they're nice to their customers from check in to landing.  Speaking of landings.  Unlike RyanAir, you don't feel like you're on a kamikaze mission with Aer Lingus.  Nice and easy without the fear of crashing.  And no applause from the passengers because it's not needed.  You just know you're going to be ok.  Those same passengers screech as loud as the plane's tyres with RyanAir during landing.  Followed by a round of applause...for not being killed.  WTF?! 

They've got really comfy seats as far as discount travel goes too.  Just as well.  I was getting a two-fer of delays for my travelling day.  Having survived security, The Emirates double decker made it's first landing in Manchester earlier that day.  How could that possibly cause trouble for me when it's already safely landed?  Well ground staff we're now trying to work out how they'd get it turned round for it's departure.  Obviously it was parked in the way of our own departure path. 

Got a better than I cared for view of the Emirate from my wee comfy Aer Lingus seat.  To be fair...it was HUGE!!  No wonder they weren't sure what to do with it.  I'm not usually bothered by planes as such.  Once they get me safely from A to B, my interest generally ends there.  Found myself wondering what the inside set up of that plane looks like though.  Suppose I would.  I'd been staring at the outside of it for long enough.

Huge thanks to everyone!!!  Without a certain three or four the trip wasn't even possible.  So many to list, I don't want to offend by leaving anyone out.  But ye all know who ya are.  I owe ye one.  xx
 

 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 04, 2010, 05:04:00 PM
Soooooo much more to post, but I've already been delayed enough elsewhere and really need to get moving.  It's amazing how time flies by when the mind is distracted. 

Notes to self -

DTD Side notes  Taxis & the Tequila debate
Sinéad the lil darlin'
Dog grooming
College
Birth Cert




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 04, 2010, 05:21:09 PM
One last thing before I go.  Mind got distracted again, see?  lol  This was borrowed/posted ages ago.  But I just stumbled on it again and decided to amend to suit this thread and latest carry on in the house. 

Dear Lily and Cassie,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a queen sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, or try to turn the knob to get the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

That is all. 

Have a good day everyone!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on September 05, 2010, 01:29:20 PM
lol loved this version of living with our furry friends.

I have two cats, Michelle bought them as kittens, brother and sister and when she moved from a house to a flat she could not take them so they have lived with me since.

The girl cat is named Panzer after the German tank as she uses her head to butt her way to open doors, it can be quite scary sometimes if you are sitting in a quiet room playing poker and the door suddenly bursts open.

The boy cat is named Tyson after the boxer, unfortunately he does not live up to his name, he is the scaredest cat I have ever known. You know he is in trouble from another cat as he comes through the cat flap like a torpedo and disappears somewhere in the house in one of his hideyholes. He is scared of everything, we only need to take the lid off a fly spray or room spray and he is off like a rocket!

Both cats follow me everywhere and I am always tripping over them. If I am away overnight my husband says they seem to pine for me and they even know the sound of my car engine as he says they rush to the front door as if they know when I am coming in.

Even when I go to bed at night Panzer has to sleep on her special pillow behind my head and purrs like crazy and Tyson has to curl up by my feet. I cannot read in bed for long as I have Panzer purring and pushing her head against any magazine or book I am trying to read and I cannot move my feat as Tyson thinks there is something interesting to play with, so I have to keep my feet perfectly still. When I get up both cats race down the stairs before me and if I don't come down immediately, they are both back upstairs to see what I am doing.

It is fun living with furry animals but I do wish I could have some time to myself, so I quite understand your living arrangements Laxie.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 05, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
You sure you've cats and not dogs Nellie?  lol  Cats can be tricky little darlins.  They either love their owner completely or are just spite calling for the food.  Rocky only ever let Sarah and I show him proper affection.  And Lily too before Cassie turned up.  On rare occasions Sinéad would be 'permitted' to give a quick rub, but that was it.  Nobody else got near him. 

I was always told growing up, despite what people think - cats choose you.  You don't choose them.  And it takes a very special person to be completely loved by a cat.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on September 05, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
he proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!


lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 05, 2010, 11:03:39 PM
Saturday at DTD was a 'take it handy day' drinks wise as I was playing the Omaha and wanted to keep the head.  When Chantelle or one of the other valets would call to me the order was always the same.  Bloody Mary, cappuccino and a pint glass of water.  And I wouldn't allow myself order anything more until all 3 were gone from the previous round.  Odd combo, I know...but there ya have it.  Round and round it went.  Head kept clear and the bladder tested to the limits.

Kept mostly quiet for the day too.  Hard to believe, I know.  But I've proof.  Met Rob Yong out the smoking area that night and he had to do a double take. 

"You just get here?"

"No man...I'm here since half one."

"Not possible.  I would've heard you."

"I promised you in Killarney I'd be good the next trip over."

"I'm shocked!"

"Sigh."


The Tequila Debate brought to you by none other than The Duke kind of put a twist on things later though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 06, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
The Duke doesn't like fruit in his drinks.  When it's your round and he asks for a Corona, don't EVER bring one back to him with lime or lemon in it.  You'll hear all sorts, but 'thank you' won't be part of the tirade. 

He and Wee man had been at a wedding all day Saturday.  It was a 'dry' wedding for Duke because he had to make the 2 hour drive to Nottingham in the evening.  Bad beat.  They landed at DTD all suited up in their wedding gear complete with a lovely flower on the lapel.  What a sight!  Photos were taken by some few so I can track one down if ye need proof. 

After an entire day spent off the drink, obviously is was a race to the bar when they arrived.  I was still playing the Omaha.  My liver is thanking me to this day for lasting so long in that comp.  When I finally landed over to the Lads, they were in the middle of a Tequila debate. 

Salt, Tequila, lemon.  That's the way it's done.  End of.  But not if you're in the company of the Duke.  Hater of all things fruity when mixed with drink...and possibly otherwise too.  We tried it the traditional way.

"That's just so wrong.  Let's try it the other way round.  Might kill the taste of the lemon."

Lemon, Tequila and salt.  'Yuck' in my opinion.  His too.  But that's because the lemon was still involved.

The next one was minus the extras.  Something missing.  Sigh. 

Pretty sure the one after was done just for anti-fruit argument's sake.  Salt, Tequila no lemon.  Except I cheated on that one and got the lemon in at the end.  He caught me.  And with that, I was cut off for not playing the game properly.  Thank god for that!

Not entirely sure which combo won out in the end.  All I will say is this - do NOT produce a lemon with shots of Tequila when in his company.  You've been warned.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 06, 2010, 12:59:29 PM
So I take it Apple cider is considered to be evil as well then?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 06, 2010, 01:05:56 PM
So I take it Apple cider is considered to be evil as well then?

That of the fruit juice variety is definitely off the menu.  Will enquire regarding the alcoholic variety.  Can't be too careful when dealing with the Duke's taste buds. 

Personally, I was always a big fan of the latter.  However, I've gone off the stuff with a wee bit.  Shocking - I know.  Don't ask why.  I wish I knew.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on September 06, 2010, 01:21:30 PM
So I take it Apple cider is considered to be evil as well then?
the devils spawn and as for mixed fruit cider don't get me started


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 06, 2010, 01:32:50 PM
So I take it Apple cider is considered to be evil as well then?
the devils spawn and as for mixed fruit cider don't get me started

Good man. Fruit and alcohol, like fruit and chocolate, should never be mixed.

Appletini.......grrrr


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 06, 2010, 01:34:35 PM
So I take it Apple cider is considered to be evil as well then?
the devils spawn and as for mixed fruit cider don't get me started

You've no idea how lucky you are he's at work and answering from his mobile right now.  Given a proper keyboard all hell might break loose.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 08, 2010, 09:27:14 AM
So I take it Apple cider is considered to be evil as well then?
the devils spawn and as for mixed fruit cider don't get me started

PS  Mixed berry cider is abso gorgeous!!!  (in small doses)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 08, 2010, 09:49:37 AM
What a crazy few days it's been! 

Brian got Tralee in the first round of uni offers.  He was happy enough just getting a spot, but you could tell he was gutted to miss out on his first request for Cork.  I was quietly delighted because it meant he was closer to home.  But then the second round offers came out last Friday.  And he got his first choice of uni and subject.  Yep...Brian is off to Cork. 

It's an odd one.  I really am so very happy for him.  The kid worked his socks off to get this far.  It's brilliant that all the hard work has paid off so well for him.  Never realised how hard it would be to cut the cord and let go though. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 08, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
With Tralee we had everything in place or thereabouts.  Granted, it helps having relations in politics living in Tralee who know all the right people in the area.  All the right connections to make sure he was well sorted.  Not so much for Cork though.  

We got the news of Cork on Friday evening.  Just in time for all official offices to be closed...until Monday.  Registration in Cork on Tuesday.  Marvellous.  No accommodation sorted, no clue where his birth cert has gone off to (and they want a copy) and no clue if they'll even take him without that copy.  No pressure then.

I spent the week-end researching mad.  Narrowed down accommodation by Sunday afternoon, but there was still the problem of the missing birth cert.  Wouldn't be a problem if he was born in Ireland as we could sort it Monday morning.  However, being born in New York City makes it a jumbo size issue.  Good luck getting that sorted in 24 hours.  That's when a wee light clicked on.

Monday morning I phoned his old school.  "Any chance ye saved a copy of Brian's birth cert?"  "Oh no, we'd have no reason to save those."  So I went on to explain our predicament.  She said she'd have a look in his file, but I shouldn't count on it being there.  I wasn't.  Especially as she didn't seem too interested in helping.  I was already planning the plea in my head for the uni crowd when she phoned back.  "You are one very lucky woman.  I've no idea why, apart from maybe because it was of a different country, but we saved his.  I'll make extra copies for you and post them this morning."  "The extra copies would be brilliant, but save the stamp...I'm on my way."

All documents were put in order and placed 'just so' in a large brown envelope.  Passport, birth cert copies, reg forms...all to be fiercely guarded for fear of losing them.   Brian and I headed to Cork yesterday with the envelope.  First stop was uni registration.  We walked in to be greeted with, "Hi.  We'll take it from here."  "Sorry?"  "There's a parent's room upstairs with complimentary tea, coffee and biscuits.  You can wait there until he's finished."  "But I have the............"  That's when I looked at Brian.  He was borderline terrified of having to do something so official on his own, but at the same time was mortified at the thought of being the only kid there with a Mom by his side.  He held out his hand...and I handed over the envelope.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: rex008 on September 08, 2010, 11:01:59 AM
I can still remember my first day at Uni (just, it was 19 years ago, ouch). The feeling of actually having to look after yourself without your parents looking over your shoulder for the first time is both invigorating and terrifying. I'm impressed with the Uni for the system - it gives a good start to independent uni life, but a back up of the parents being somewhere reasonably close for that first time. Good luck to the lad!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 08, 2010, 04:58:29 PM
Well done to the man...and to you for letting go.

your little boy off to uni.....you must be


















soo old.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 08, 2010, 05:53:22 PM
I'll be fecking ancient by the time Sarah gets to uni.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 09, 2010, 09:01:28 PM
Hey you,

€20 credit has just been sent to yer mobile so you should be good to go.  Now that ya have my email address, you can avoid daily calls from yer mother : ) by sending me the odd note letting me know how yer getting on.

Love you

Hugs,

me


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 09, 2010, 09:02:24 PM
It's official.  My baby has flown the coop.  I'm just home from a day of moving him into his new flat.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 09, 2010, 09:12:55 PM
 rotflmfao

"Hi Mom,  Yeah I got the credit there and I will send you an e-mail every now and then.  Will talk to you later.. And yeah stop ringing me every 5 minutes"

"Dear Brian,  To be fair...it was over an hour since my last call.  xx"



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 09, 2010, 09:48:02 PM
Had planned to do a grand long update, but I'm moody atm.  Can't believe how moody in fact.  Never in a million years did I think this whole 'growing up' thing would hurt so much.  I miss him already. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 10, 2010, 07:28:20 AM
New series for the Beeb; Grumpy old Yanks?

Snap out of it and post dammit!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 10:29:37 AM
*SNAP*

Actually, I woke around 2am and was much better.  By 3am I very nearly considered posting, but the eyes were playing tricks on me as I typed, so gave it a swerve.  Can't be speeling things wrong all over the shop now can I?  Anyway, good few hours sleep and eyes back to normal...off we go.

Registration behind us on Tuesday, the plan was to sort the financing Wednesday.  Then we'd head up to the flat Thursday to deliver some of his stuff and pay the year's rent.  Home again until Saturday or Sunday when we'd gather the rest of his stuff for the final move and take him up.  Well, that was my plan anyway.  Brian had other plans.  On our way home from registration Tuesday, he made those plans known.

"Mom...why all the driving back and forth?  All that time and petrol wasted on extra trips when we could have the lot done on Thursday."

"What do you mean?"  I knew full well what he meant, but was desperately hoping I was wrong. 

"Sure, can't I just move up on Thursday?  One of my flat mates is already there and it'll give me a few days to get use to the place before school on Monday.  Besides, all this running back and forth is silly...and you know it."

The kid had a point.  Sigh. 











Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 10:39:49 AM
Wednesday we set up his student bank account.  I've it sorted in such a way that if he's ever stuck, I can ship money into that account and he can collect using his bank link card.  It's over an hour's drive to get to him and this just made most sense. 

From the bank we headed to the Garda station.  He'd need a national age card.  Saves him risking the loss of his passport when asked for ID.  As we're filling out the forms, the Guard on duty asks with a giggle and a smile, "So, have you set up his 'drink link' yet?" 

"Sorry?" 

"Drink link.  You know.  The account you'll deposit into in cases of emergency while he's away."

"Well, yeah.  But why do you call it a drink link?"

"You don't honestly think they call asking for more money for food do you?"

"Well, I'd hoped that's what it was for!"

Cue fits of laughter from the Guard and a wry smile from Brian.  Marv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 10:55:01 AM
We loaded the car to the top yesterday with all of his gear and headed off.  Once we'd delivered the lot to the flat, I carried him to a couple of shops for food and other bits.  I asked him if he'd like the few tins thrown into the cart as well, but he gave out to me. 

"Mom!  I don't want to look like an alcho landing back with drink!"

"You may as well take it now while you can.  I'll be damned if I'm going to send you 'drink link' money in a few days time so you can pay twice as much for the stuff in some other shop."

He put up a wee struggle, but I won out in the end.  At least I know he has food for the first week...to go with the drink.

Back to the flat to unload the shopping while we had the old chat - it was pretty clear I was to go home.  I asked him if he'd walk me to the car and he agreed.  As I walked out of his room, he called me back in. 

With a cheeky smile on his face, "Can we do the hugs and kisses thing here instead of in the car park?  Please?"  Go on then.  As he gave me that last hug he said, "Don't worry Mom.  I'll be ok.  Promise."

I don't usually pray...but I did on the way home.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 11:26:11 AM
Now then.  Enough of the soppy stuff.  I've dogs to groom. 

Yep.  It's that time of the year.  Lily's semi-annual shave down.  She's gone a bit shocking, despite all the brushing.  Plus she smells plain horrible.  Even Cassie's eyes are tearing over from the smell of her.  Sarah is well pissed off as we don't allow Lily sleep with her when she gets to this point.  She feels bad for leaving Lily out, but I hold tough on that rule.  Meanwhile Cassie's been loving the extra space.  She's been taking full advantage of it too.  Well not for much longer.   

I use to cut Lily's hair myself before the back started acting up.  But it takes me four hours and a house of mess to get the job done.  Not to mention the state of my back once I'm finished.  So with the past couple of years I've booked her in to have it done properly.  Drop her off, go shopping and land back later to a lovely Lily.  Bald...but at least she doesn't smell.

Takes her a week or so to get use to the new do each time.  Especially if they shave her too close.  The razor burn is a bitch when she tries to sit down.  To be fair, they haven't done the 'close shave' in a goodly while.  After the second round of watching her try to sleep standing up, I've copped on and request they not cut it so tight when I make the appointment.  Lily is grateful. 

It's amazing how her mood changes too.  She'll have spent the last couple of weeks pouting around the place.  But from the minute I collect her at the groomer's she'll  go absolutely nuts!  Happens every time.  She knows those couple of hours mean free reign around the place again.  What caught me for a hop was Cassie's mood though.  She's been looking at Lily with a wee sad face with the past couple of days too.  Need to get the appointment made ASAP.  One moping dog is bad enough...but two?! 

As for Cassie?  Well, no need to send her to them as her hair is manageable.  So Sarah and I will be looking after Cassie's wash once we get home with the cleaner version of Lily.  Bedding tossed into a super hot water wash, the usual flea and worm dose doggy stuff done and they'll be right for the winter thrown down by the fire.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 10, 2010, 12:00:28 PM
Bald...but at least he doesn't smell.


Funny, that's why MrsB married me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 12:06:13 PM
Bald...but at least he doesn't smell.


Funny, that's why MrsB married me.

And here I thought it was yer sock fetish that won her over.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 02:35:27 PM
On the road again.  Just spoke to Brian and he wants me to collect him.  Turns out everyone else is sick of it already and they've all gone home for their week-end.  Must hop in the shower and then I'm off for the hour plus drive each way.  He didn't even last 24 hours on his own.  It's going to be a long year.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 10, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
On the road again.  Just spoke to Brian and he wants me to collect him.  Turns out everyone else is sick of it already and they've all gone home for their week-end.  Must hop in the shower and then I'm off for the hour plus drive each way.  He didn't even last 24 hours on his own.  It's going to be a long year.   rotflmfao

But secretly, just how happy are you?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2010, 02:46:22 PM
On the road again.  Just spoke to Brian and he wants me to collect him.  Turns out everyone else is sick of it already and they've all gone home for their week-end.  Must hop in the shower and then I'm off for the hour plus drive each way.  He didn't even last 24 hours on his own.  It's going to be a long year.   rotflmfao

But secretly, just how happy are you?

Doing a fecking jig and not at all hiding it!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: KarmaDope on September 10, 2010, 11:11:31 PM
On the road again.  Just spoke to Brian and he wants me to collect him.  Turns out everyone else is sick of it already and they've all gone home for their week-end.  Must hop in the shower and then I'm off for the hour plus drive each way.  He didn't even last 24 hours on his own.  It's going to be a long year.   rotflmfao

But secretly, just how happy are you?

Doing a fecking jig and not at all hiding it!

LOL - expect this every weekend pretty much for the first term.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on September 11, 2010, 11:48:47 AM
FFS I buy Marie a set of suitcases every Christmas and she still hasn't taken the hint.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 11, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Cheap flights me eye.  They want me first born for next Friday's trip.  But it's all been 'splained.....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 13, 2010, 02:37:24 PM
On the road again at the end of the week, so I've only the few days to get this place in order before packing and off.  Today's cleaning music was an odd mix.  I went for the likes of Cyndi Lauper and The Cure.  Anything and everything I ever danced to in me teens was played today.  Dunno why, but there ya go.  An 80's fest gone mad. 

For the rest of the day, I'm mostly planning other days.  lol  Must book Lily in for her shave down.  I've done more hoovering than should be allowed by law.  She's not really shedding more than usual as such.  Her hair's just that bit longer now so it's more noticeable around the place...and it's doing me head in. 

Also have to sort schedules for the kids.  When I first started making these trips I just assumed this lot could handle things while I was away.  Turns out that isn't the case.  For the first few trips I was getting calls at all hours to sort meals (which I'd already cooked), drives to footy matches, discos and you name it.  After one particularly late Friday night, I got the panic call early on the Saturday morning.  Sure was pleased about that.  Turns out they were expected to play for two different teams later that day...at the same time.  Phoned the coach of the girl's team to discover it was a championship match.  Then phoned the guy's coach to be told they were wanted for what was just a challenge match.  UL Lads.  My girls are playing for the girls.  Can I go back to sleep now?  To be fair, they've gotten better at managing these things without me.  But I've a feeling with Brian going to and from college while I'm away and Cork playing in the All Ireland Final on Sunday, I might be in for more phone calls this trip.

Speaking of calls.  Still don't have the replacement phone for the HTC lost in England.  Meteor haven't them in stock and don't know when they'll get 'em.  Marv.  On the plus side, I was able to get out of my 18 month contract and still get the free HTC replacement - when they ever get them back in stock.  Until then, I've a phone older than Tikay.  If I hang on to it much longer, museums might be interested in buying it off me for one of their exhibits. 

Oh yeah.  Thought we had Sarah's camera fixed.  Well, we do...kind of.  But I'm horrible at remembering which setting needs to be on for it to work.  Took loads of photos at the week-end with intention of posting them.  Went to upload 'em to the computer only to discover they don't exist because I didn't set the camera properly.  Will be getting more lessons from Sarah later today.  I sooooo miss my phone!  Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on September 13, 2010, 09:28:02 PM
My Desire arrived today.  ;yippee;

That was with T-mobile who had the same problem with stock, so maybe yours will arrive soon?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 13, 2010, 09:29:47 PM
My Desire arrived today.  ;yippee;

That was with T-mobile who had the same problem with stock, so maybe yours will arrive soon?

[ ] cheers

sigh


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on September 13, 2010, 09:31:53 PM
My Desire arrived today.  ;yippee;

I left mine in Leeds


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on September 13, 2010, 09:34:02 PM
My Desire arrived today.  ;yippee;

I left mine in Leeds

:D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on September 13, 2010, 09:36:06 PM
My Desire arrived today.  ;yippee;


Sound like someone taking their first viagra


Edit: Duke in before me sigh!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 13, 2010, 10:10:03 PM
My Desire arrived today.  ;yippee;

I left mine in Leeds

On the plus side...at least ye still text each other.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 14, 2010, 01:23:40 PM
A day of phone calls and all is sorted...or very nearly.  Lily gets shaved down at 11 o'clock tomorrow.  I heard about this new place in Tralee that's supposed to be very good.  So that's where I've booked her in.  Best part is we can collect her at 1:00!

Reason for 1:00 pick up being so good?  Well, tomorrow is Sinéad's junior cert results day.  They get the day off to collect their results in the morning.  Then they head off to a disco to celebrate tomorrow night.  Somewhere in the middle, she wants me to take her shopping for black high heels.  And we all know how much I love shopping.  Sinéad likes to take her time about these things.  When it comes to shopping, I don't.  But Lily saves the day as we've only the two hours until we're due back to collect her.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Next call was to the Carphonewarehouse.  The new stock of HTC Desires lands on Saturday.  I won't be home until Monday afternoon, so they're holding one for me.  I will mostly spend the rest of next Monday and all of Tuesday re-adding all the stuff I had on the lost phone.  A few of you would really want to consider hiding during that time as ye were the ones talked me through it first day.  You've been warned. 

And last but certainly not least - Sarah FINALLY gets her appointment with the orthodontic crowd in Cork!!!  She will be soooooo delighted when she hears the news.  That poor kid has more teeth than mouth on the bottom row and it can be painful sometimes.  When it's not painful, they're still a mess of miles too many teeth all crooked and crammed every which way but the right way.  She's been on the list for nearly two years now FFS.  They said it was because she was too young to go at them earlier.  I reckon they forgot about her.  Either way, at least she's on the way to getting sorted. 

A day of lots of things going right.  What more could a girl ask for?

Hope the rest of ye are having a good day too.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 14, 2010, 02:27:47 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates.  Well, I just ate the last piece...so now what?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on September 14, 2010, 02:43:50 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates.  Well, I just ate the last piece...so now what?!

nip out and buy some more.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 15, 2010, 09:24:48 AM
Sinéad's Junior Cert exam results have landed.  The Junior Cert is supposed to be more difficult than the Leaving Cert.  It's got a tougher grading scale to it too by all accounts. 

She did ok.  3 A's, 6 B's and 2 C's.  Those grades were got with barely any studying at all.  Imagine what she would have pulled off if she actually looked at a book or two.  We'll be having a wee chat about the C's when I collect her at 10.  And possibly some of the B's too. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 15, 2010, 04:41:30 PM
The mind boggles.  Sinéad was born in New York, moved to Ireland at 10 months of age and has lived here since.  You would think English and Irish would be a piece of cake for someone like her.  Oh heck no.  Not my kid.  She'd have to be different about it.  Those 2 C's I was on about earlier?  Turns out they were in English and Irish.  Yet she got an A in German.  Go figure.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 15, 2010, 05:20:01 PM
Apart from Sinéad's results and shopping, today was mainly spent prepping the dogs for winter indoors.  Cassie's bed was put in a hot water wash before we left this morning and tossed in the dryer as soon as we got home.  She threw down on it the minute it came out of the dryer.  Cassie LOVES her heat!  lol 

Lily's shave down went well.  Found a few new lumps around the place, so we've a call put in to our local vet Mike for a check-up.  He didn't answer his phone, but that's nothing new.  Sent a text after.  Just in case voice mail scares him too.  It's gone a bit late to hear back from him today.  He's surely well on his way in a pub by now.  No worries.  Tomorrow will do. 

Cassie got her bath and brushing when Sarah landed home.  Then I gave Lily and Cassie their pre-winter worm and flea doses.  The pair are bopping around the place now, proud as punch with themselves.  And that's their MOT sorted until Christmas. 

Don't know why I bothered to wash the bedding though.  The pair of them will mostly hit Sarah up for bed space now that they're able again.

Can't wait to get the new phone.  This rambling just isn't the same without pics!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: KarmaDope on September 15, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
The mind boggles.  Sinéad was born in New York, moved to Ireland at 10 months of age and has lived here since.  You would think English and Irish would be a piece of cake for someone like her.  Oh heck no.  Not my kid.  She'd have to be different about it.  Those 2 C's I was on about earlier?  Turns out they were in English and Irish.  Yet she got an A in German.  Go figure.

If anything like the UK, the exams for English/Irish (predominant languages) were a lot more intense than foreign languages, as naturally you'd be expected to know the language more in-depth. Plus the foreign languages have a speaking test involved, the predominant ones don't. Speaking tests - well, they're piss easy.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 16, 2010, 07:58:17 AM
The mind boggles.  Sinéad was born in New York, moved to Ireland at 10 months of age and has lived here since.  You would think English and Irish would be a piece of cake for someone like her.  Oh heck no.  Not my kid.  She'd have to be different about it.  Those 2 C's I was on about earlier?  Turns out they were in English and Irish.  Yet she got an A in German.  Go figure.

If anything like the UK, the exams for English/Irish (predominant languages) were a lot more intense than foreign languages, as naturally you'd be expected to know the language more in-depth. Plus the foreign languages have a speaking test involved, the predominant ones don't. Speaking tests - well, they're piss easy.

But you speak and write your native language EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!....blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No excuse for a C in English, ground her for 3 months and make her watch and read everything that Stephen Fry has ever done.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 09:07:48 AM
The mind boggles.  Sinéad was born in New York, moved to Ireland at 10 months of age and has lived here since.  You would think English and Irish would be a piece of cake for someone like her.  Oh heck no.  Not my kid.  She'd have to be different about it.  Those 2 C's I was on about earlier?  Turns out they were in English and Irish.  Yet she got an A in German.  Go figure.

If anything like the UK, the exams for English/Irish (predominant languages) were a lot more intense than foreign languages, as naturally you'd be expected to know the language more in-depth. Plus the foreign languages have a speaking test involved, the predominant ones don't. Speaking tests - well, they're piss easy.

But you speak and write your native language EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!....blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No excuse for a C in English, ground her for 3 months and make her watch and read everything that Stephen Fry has ever done.

I'm on it


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on September 16, 2010, 09:18:35 AM
meh I only got a C and my english is well proper good innit


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on September 16, 2010, 09:35:09 AM
German/French pretty easy tbh. As long as you put abit of effort in - in class-time then you can rehearse a script etc.

English isn't just speaking English or anything really simple, it's about your writing style, how you undestand poetry, reading full novels etc. You said she didn't put much effort in so perhaps she's just skimming the literature? Personally I probably underachieved at school, I got mostly B's but now I look back I'm pretty sure if I put any effort in at all I would of got all A/A*s.

GCSE's are pretty unimportant anyway, almost any college will let you in. As soon as you start a new set of qualifications your previous ones are worth basically nothing. For example whe she gets to 22 she will probably never have to talk about her GCSE's/A Levels in any depth at alll. In interviews I neverrrrr get asked about them.


EDIT: If she wants to be an English teacher she'll need B minimum, but meh I don't really think she sounds like she'll want to be an English teacher from what you've said.

EDIT 2: What has she declared she's interested in doing "next"


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 09:47:45 AM
They had a career guidance counsellor at the school the other day.  All of the students were given a sheet of paper with some questions on it.  The main question being 'What is your career goal?' 

"I'm only 15 Mom!  I've two more years of school before I even get to university.  How am I supposed to know what I want to do in six years time?!  Ah well, we all put down 'teacher' anyway...to keep her off our backs."

Sinéad's no fool.  She has ideas.  The same kid has been researching every possibility based on her strengths and weaknesses with two years now.  She just wants to see how the next couple of years play out before she makes her thoughts known.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on September 16, 2010, 09:59:04 AM
Vet?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 10:25:40 AM
Vet?

Sarah will most likely be the one to head that route.  She's the bubbly one of the three and she's doing well with her school work too.  In fact, she's the only one of them to carry on with honours maths.  She'll work her tail off, won't be afraid to ask for help and her grades prove it. 

Sinéad's going to be a tough one to figure out.  She's a bit like I was growing up.  Tomboy with brains to burn.  Huge into sports and loves to travel.  She's a quiet but determined one.  And yes...I was quiet too growing up!  lol  Only difference being, Sinéad has listened to me (shock horror) and hopefully won't go down the same path I took.  They know how stupid I feel for blowing off that scholarship back in the day.  This is their shot.  Take it while they can.

Thing is, all three are smiling.  They have dual citizenship so their options are wide open for them.  All they have to do is buckle down for a few more years and they can do whatever they like in just about any country they'd like to go. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 10:29:48 AM
I've never been in one of these planes before.  But I will be on Friday.  Hope they give out parachutes as well as drinks and snacks.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/parachuterequired.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 12:11:28 PM
I find myself at a crossroads.  Been hunting for a job, but running into walls all around me.  For anything decent which I'm qualified to do, I'm either too old now (marv) or have been out of the work force too long to be considered (double marv).  I don't want to be stuck in something I'll hate, just for the sake of having a job.  So I've something new in mind.

Going to take lots of time, but not so much to finish the qualification as such.  The roadblock is my eyes.  I wear contacts.  Been blind as a bat since I was very young.  Can't even see a foot in front of me without them.  But the gig I'd like to go back to requires getting laser surgery on my eyes.  It was the reason I held back from it all those years ago.  Well, older and a bit wiser...plus unable to get a job doing something I enjoy, means I've started to save for the laser works. 

What's the gig I'm on about?  Well, back in the day I worked at a resident summer camp as an assistant swimming instructor for 'special needs' children.  I absolutely LOVED that job!  I was never able to get the full lifeguard cert though because of my eyesight.  Hence the 'assistant' title.  I'm only one fecking 12 week class away from that full lifeguard cert and have no excuses now...apart from the damn laser surgery. 

Ireland is great for it's special needs programmes.  They really come out in force to back things like that up.  I've done the research.  Soooooooooo, I'm saving up for the laser surgery.  I already know where I can get the lifeguard course.  It's only 20 minutes down the road from me.  While I'm saving, I will mostly get back into the pool and get in shape so I'm well ready for the course once I have the eyes done.  I want that cert by May.  This gives me 8 months to get in shape, save and take the course.  All going well, I'll be back to doing something I love and can be proud of by start of summer.  And fingers crossed it'll show my kids anything is possible if you put your mind to it.  Because right now they think I've gone mad.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 16, 2010, 12:40:18 PM
Good stuff! :)

You do know they put clamps on your eyeball for laser eye surgery, no?...Proper No-no, IMO.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 12:49:02 PM
Good stuff! :)

You do know they put clamps on your eyeball for laser eye surgery, no?...Proper No-no, IMO.

Have no clue how they do it tbh.  I only ever got as far as the price and that was the end of my research.   rotflmfao

Will have to look into it further, but I can't see backing down now.  I'm a stubborn old bat once me mind's made up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on September 16, 2010, 12:57:09 PM
I saw one getting done once...a fair while ago....put me right off it :) Then again, I also didn't really like contacts.


And I'm just soo darn adorable with me glasses on


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 01:18:13 PM
Oh gawd.  Me and glasses don't get on.  I have one pair.  I get them checked (& changed if needed) every two years because they send that friendly reminder thingy in the post.  When a new pair is required, they ask for all but my first born in fees to cover the 'thinning of the lenses'.  Otherwise I'd have lenses the size of the Hubble telescope.  Bottle bases are thin compared to my glasses.  It's shocking really. 

I'll never forget the first time I got glasses.  I was always very bright in school, but my grades started to drop suddenly one year when I was about 11.  My step-mom took me to get the eyes examined because they couldn't figure out what else might be causing the problem.  Sure enough.  Blind as a bat.  Glasses were ordered and we collected them a couple of weeks later.  When I first put them on, I was asked to read the chart.  Perfect.  Didn't miss a line.  Then I looked out the window and said, "Wow, I can even see the dirt on your windows now!"  While I was amazed, they were both stumped with embarrassment...each for their own reasons.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2010, 12:57:15 PM
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 ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;



And breeeeeeeeathe...................


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2010, 01:04:20 PM
Seriously.  How bad can one person run when it comes to travel?!`  Flight delayed with at least an hour due to a suspicious package at Manchester airport.  Why am I not surprised? 

I've not even gone through airport security on this side yet.  An hour sat in the airport lounge sipping pints before I get to face them.  Should be fun.

Oh yeah...have I mentioned the plane yet?  It's one of those wee jobbies with the propellers to keep ya in the air.  The kind that feels every tiny ounce of turbulence.  I just about tolerate flying as it is.  Hate heights and hate not being in control of the mode of transport I'm sat in.  Back seat driver supreme.  Need another pint or I'm liable to have issues with the pilot.  It's going to be a long day.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on September 17, 2010, 01:04:26 PM
;aruhgt;rsakgihdafkgjbfr;SKUGHTRkhfdjgbafdjkgfaslgjkardsgkjfdjskrgjhs;kfghda;fgk

 ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;



And breeeeeeeeathe...................

whassup?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on September 17, 2010, 01:07:28 PM
;aruhgt;rsakgihdafkgjbfr;SKUGHTRkhfdjgbafdjkgfaslgjkardsgkjfdjskrgjhs;kfghda;fgk

 ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;



And breeeeeeeeathe...................

whassup?


Not Laxie. She's not up at all.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on September 17, 2010, 01:08:48 PM
;aruhgt;rsakgihdafkgjbfr;SKUGHTRkhfdjgbafdjkgfaslgjkardsgkjfdjskrgjhs;kfghda;fgk

 ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;



And breeeeeeeeathe...................

whassup?


Not Laxie. She's not up at all.

just seen on facebook. 

airport bar not the worst place to be stuck Dawn :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2010, 01:11:42 PM
;aruhgt;rsakgihdafkgjbfr;SKUGHTRkhfdjgbafdjkgfaslgjkardsgkjfdjskrgjhs;kfghda;fgk

 ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;



And breeeeeeeeathe...................

whassup?


Not Laxie. She's not up at all.

just seen on facebook. 

airport bar not the worst place to be stuck Dawn :)

Yer not wrong there.  Onto me second pint.  Should prolly consider food too at some stage.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on September 17, 2010, 01:15:44 PM
;aruhgt;rsakgihdafkgjbfr;SKUGHTRkhfdjgbafdjkgfaslgjkardsgkjfdjskrgjhs;kfghda;fgk

 ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns; ;frustrated; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;



And breeeeeeeeathe...................

whassup?


Not Laxie. She's not up at all.

just seen on facebook. 

airport bar not the worst place to be stuck Dawn :)

Yer not wrong there.  Onto me second pint.  Should prolly consider food too at some stage.

all day brekkie ftw


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on September 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
Last time I was there they did a meal deal that came with a pint, didn't even have to leave the bar.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2010, 01:29:37 PM
I'm flying from Kerry Airport.  It's tiny.  I mean REALLY small.  Check in desk, customer service and security door are all right next to each other.  That covers half the airport.  The other half is taken over by a big airport lounge.  Walked in to the lounge and everyone was sat daintily eating their scones and tea.  The odd sandwich and soda rebel scattered around the place.  Not me.  Oh hell no.  I've to get on a plane that shouldn't be used for commercial travel.  Straight to the bar for a pint.  

I plonked meself down in the corner and ordered my tipple.  Was the only one sat at the bar.  Feck 'em.  Got out the lappy and went about me rants around the place over the delay.  Must have started a trend, because within 10 minutes all innocent tea drinking scone eating bodies around the place were racing for the bar themselves.  Couldn't find the bar man when I first ordered and now the poor man is ran off his feet.  I've apologised for the disruption to his peace and quiet.  Hoping he'll pass the word on to the security crew that "She's not bad really."


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on September 17, 2010, 05:46:25 PM
My mate (A Yorkshireman) councils a nervous flier.

"Theyres nowt to it ya balm pot. Si thi, tha guz oop, tha guz straight fer a bit, then tha guz dahn. Piece o piss it is."


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 20, 2010, 03:45:04 PM
What a BRILLIANT week-end!!!  Landed in Manchester on Friday and back home again just over an hour ago, but wow.  So many comedy moments.  My cheeks were actually getting sore by the end of yesterday from laughing and grinning so much all week-end. 

Carl collected me at the airport Friday and we landed at Ger's just as he was getting home from work.  Off we went to the local fish tank to donk away the night playing a friendly £13 (?) tourney.  Joobs and Adam met us there and it was all downhill when Joobs and I were drawn on the same table.  The other poor misfortunes at the table didn't know what to make of us, but at one point some random bloke says, "I want some of what they're having."

Didn't have the same luck I'd had last time we went and was out by the first break.  But not to worry.  Ger's daughter had a back up plan to kill off the rest of our night...involving a club with a Drag Queen DJ!!!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 20, 2010, 04:32:09 PM
Saturday it was down to the business of poker.  Ger has a couple of these home games in the year and it's always a great laugh.  But first we needed to buy a few things in.  Joobs, Adam, Jon and I headed off to the local Asda and stocked up on food stuff for the night's gathering.  While there, we met a couple of tattoo queens.  No word of a lie.  A theme was emerging for the week-end.  

While the rest of the crew chatted up the lads with the tattoos I just stood there in awe of the pair of them.  Dressed in biker gear, covered in tatts and very deffo a couple imo.  I couldn't help meself.  Tried, but the words came out before my brain could stop me.  Whilst jumping up and down clapping me hands like a kid at Christmas, this wee gem popped out...

"What a great week-end I'm having!!!  Last night I met a drag queen and now I can say I've met tattoo queens as well!!!"

"Excuuuuuuse me?" says one of them.

"Oh sorry...kings, KINGS.  That's what I should have said.  My apologies."

At which point his mate turns to Joobs and Co. and says under his breath, "She was right the first time."



 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 20, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
Got back to Ger's in time to chill for a bit before the guests started to arrive.  Good thing as it was going to be a late night of it.  I did a few updates as and when I could.  Between that, cooking for everyone and playing the odd hand of poker...updates were dodgy to say the least.    

http://www.apat.com/forum/index.php?topic=6500.90

Various peeps took photos, so I'll grab those off the net and post them at the end of that thread in a few.

There was a reason for my outfit on the night.  Cork Vs. Down All Ireland Football final was on Sunday.  I was wearing the gear in honour of me team...but in hindsight it looks like all the drag queens got hold of me for a dress up session.  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 20, 2010, 08:00:35 PM
Sunday was very nearly the cause of me cancelling this trip.  Cork v Down in the All Ireland Football Final.  I just couldn't miss that match.  No worries though.  Ger made a few calls and found a pub in Liverpool showing it.  HUGE pub and Down supporters outnumbered Cork supporters by a country mile.  

Cork played a dreadful first half but managed to keep within 3 points of Down.  Cork has always been a 'second half team'.  They love to make us sweat it out.   They were going to win this match.  I just knew they'd win this.  And sure enough they did...by 1 point.  

I'm not sure how many times we've come 2nd in the last 20 years, but it was 1990 last time they managed to win the cup.  I watched that match in a pub in Queens, New York.  This time I was in Liverpool to see them win.  I've been told I'm to leave the country every year from now on when they make the final.  If it means they'll win, I'm more than happy to.

GO OOOOOOOOOOOOON THE REBELS!!!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 23, 2010, 03:43:42 PM
Delay of game on the update front for a couple of days while I got this house in order a wee bit.  I swear...doesn't matter how orderly it is before I go.  It's always trashed by the time I return.  The only ones delighted to see me were Lily and Cassie.  They didn't have to worry about my wrath when I saw the state of the place.  lol  Ah well, it's sorted now.  Just in time for another week-end of mess. 

Having an abso brilliant day today.  Suppose Lucky's post on Luck (go figure) was just the icing on the cake I needed to proper boost this nutter back into shape.  I've always been a happy go lucky sort.  That's not been the case with a bit and I wasn't liking who I'd become.  Feel like a ton weight has been lifted off me shoulders now though. 

I can 'splain...kind of.  A wee spark of light hit me brain last night.  It was a very welcome addition to what had been a pretty gloomy place with a while.  That wee light gave me time to clear the clutter in me brain.  I know I'm not even properly explaining it, but trust me...it's good. 

I'm either going to play some online poker now or blast the music and dance around the house with the dogs for a bit.  It might be pissing down rain outside, but I've lemons and sugar in the kitchen.  Will mix them with the rain and make me a nice tall glass of lemonade.

Oh yeah!!!  Almost forgot!  Will have pictures in the very near future too!  HTC Desire is in stock again, just to collect it.  Good thing.  Even I was getting bored with me picture-less ramblings.  lol
 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on September 23, 2010, 04:55:28 PM
good to hear Dawn x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 24, 2010, 09:40:29 AM
Brian is coming home for the week-end!!!  Will be the first time I've seen him in nearly two weeks, so really looking forward to it.  And better still?  I don't have to make the 3 hour round trip journey to bring him home.  We've a few older neighbours who attend uni and have cars.  They've told me they'll take him back and forth in future to save me the trip.  RESULT! 

We live in a small village which can be a pain for the likes of shopping and take-aways.  If either of those things are important to you, you'd never survive here.  I don't like shopping and love to cook, so it's not a problem.  On the flip side of the coin, there's a great community spirit.  Yeah, they love their gossip same as the next small town, but they've got yer back if you need a hand with anything. 

While I was away last week-end, Bridget's fuse box blew up.  She wasn't home at the time, but someone across the road noticed the sparks.  He took off to hers without thinking and so did a few other neighbours.  They had it sorted in no time.  The same man and Bridget don't normally see eye to eye...but when it comes down to it we're all there for each other.  He saved her house from burning down that night. 

When Cassie was injured, there was no way I was getting her down from the field on my own.  The man who helped me?  It was my first time ever asking him for help.  Wouldn't ever occur to me to phone him normally, but Sarah minds his kids and he knows Greyhounds.  He landed and got the job done without blinking an eye.  He's even called to check on her a number of times since. 

I might bitch about the quiet of this place sometimes, but ya know what?  It's really not so bad in the grand scheme of things.  Just need to take the time to have a proper look around now and then.  Remind yourself of the good things surrounding you.

Poor Brian is getting a proper grilling this afternoon.  Want to know all about his life at uni and it's the only chance I'll get for the grilling.  I promise not to be too hard on him.  Want him to enjoy his trips home.  Hope everyone else has a good week-end.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on September 24, 2010, 10:38:39 AM
While I was away last week-end, Bridget's fuse box blew up. 

I have no idea why but my lemsip is all over the table


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 24, 2010, 10:43:39 AM
While I was away last week-end, Bridget's fuse box blew up. 

I have no idea why but my lemsip is all over the table

 rotflmfao

I've a fair idea why  ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on September 24, 2010, 12:04:11 PM
Life lesson # 531 - Never bitch about the quiet.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 24, 2010, 12:13:32 PM
What eejit came up with the saying, 'Yer eyes are bigger than yer belly'?!  They clearly haven't met my belly after the number of tasks my eyes have set for it.

I'm hungry.  I've a choice of Chicken Parmigiana or medallions of pork steak.  Both were abso loverly when I made them.  

Eyes say, "Ahhh go on.  A wee nibble of each won't kill ya.  Yer starving"

Mouth says, "Oi belly...the eyes have thrown another dare at us.  You up for it?"

And Belly shouts up, "When will those eyes ever learn?  They can't take us on.  Bring it!"

No wonder I need to lose weight.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 24, 2010, 12:14:39 PM
Life lesson # 531 - Never bitch about the quiet.

I'm not a very religious girl, but AMEN to that ^^^!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 27, 2010, 08:04:45 PM
Don't know what it's like in your part of the world, but Ireland has a nip in the air with the past few days.  So much so, that I finally caved and fired up the sitting room stove on Saturday.  It gives a whole different feel to the room at night watching the glow of a fire.  I love it!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 27, 2010, 08:05:39 PM
Through the summer months Lily and Cassie worked out an agreement.  Cassie tucked in alongside the stove for her kip and Lily would give her space by throwing down next to me.  She had no choice really.  Since Cassie was injured, she doesn't trust Lily to be careful when she's sleeping.  And she's not totally wrong there.

Lily means well, but she's a bit clumsy.  Between age and arthritis, she does all sorts of flip flopping around just trying to walk sometimes.  If Lily gets anywhere near Cassie during her slumber, Cassie lets out a wee growl at Lilly.  Then she gives me this look as if to say, "I'm sorry man, but you know what she's like."

On Saturday I was a bit worried as I know both love to tuck in next to the fire.  But Cassie surprised me.  Without blinking, she's changed her sleeping position so that her legs are facing away from the fire (and away from Lily) so they can share the space.  They spent the rest of the day with their heads touching, but all danger bits (legs) facing opposite directions.  And Lily wouldn't budge until Cassie decided to get up.  Almost like she knew she had to be careful.  

They've started another new thing lately too.  Every now and then (usually after a round of play time) they sit down next to me and the pair tip their noses off each other.  This is  followed by a wee lick of the other's face before they settle in next to the fire again. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 27, 2010, 08:11:09 PM
With all the extra sleeping by the fire, they seem to have even more energy during play time too.  Cassie's turned our entire house into a racetrack...and Sarah is the overgrown rabbit for the chase.  Only she doesn't have to worry about being killed when she's caught.  lol 

Winter in Ireland is great.  We're all forced to stay indoors as the weather is so rubbish...which means we spend more time with each other.  Remind me of this post in January when I've lost me mind from being stuck indoors for so long, please and thank you. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on September 28, 2010, 09:00:00 PM
I'd great intentions of heading to Dublin this week-end.  Was really looking forward to meeting up with the APAT crew.  All was in place.  I'd been given a free rail pass so I could hit the train as and when I liked without paying a cent.  I'd sussed out what sounded to be a good wee self catering place right across the road that didn't break the bank.  Just had to wait and see what the crew here wanted to do for their week-end. 

By Friday, I'd made up my mind I'd skip the tourney and head up either Saturday evening or Sunday morning so I could spend time with Brian.  If I sensed Brian had no notion of being around, Saturday evening was looking the more likely option.  Except that he made no plans Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or even Sunday for that matter.  He waited til 6:00pm on Sunday to head back up.  By then there was no point in hitting the train to Dublin as everyone was already either 'well on' and heading in the morning...or gone home already. 

While I missed meeting up with everyone in Dublin, I had such a great time just hanging with the kids.  They were in mighty form.  We tossed jokes and digs around all week-end and had a great laugh.  Catching all three teens in that kind of form at the same time doesn't happen often.  There's usually one in a pissy mood.  So I took advantage of the good form and we enjoyed every minute of it. 

There's always going to be another poker tourney.  But week-ends like this past one can't be replaced and should very definitely be treasured.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on October 06, 2010, 07:46:20 AM
Funny, that lick of the face thing....that's what MrsB and I do after play-time as well.



Seriously though, great updates


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 06, 2010, 11:27:42 AM
What a week-end!!!  Apologies for the radio silence, but I've not been home much since last Thursday.  The Ladbrokes Irish Poker Festival was in Killarney and I was asked to work it.  Not unusual as I've worked all of them with a couple of years now.  No big deal, just covering the reg desk for the tourneys when they land in town.  Won't get rich doing it, but good fun all the same.  As an added bonus, they book out apartments for all the staff so I didn't have to drive home each night after the long shifts.  The downside being I could head to the hotel bar with everyone else when I clocked out and just throw down in the apartments for the couple of hours kip after.  Up at 9:00, tear road home for shower, change and to check on the troops before heading back to work again by 11am.

This year was a wee bit different.  I was asked to look after main event reg for Ladbrokes VIP's and online qualifiers.  Just over 200 of them.  I already knew more than half on the list, so it went pretty smooth and was great to catch up with so many.  That was Thursday and Friday covered.  Saturday I was back to the main registration desk for side events.  Ended up working a silly long shift on Saturday so they gave me Sunday off. 

Sunday I played the turbo side event along with 237 other people.  Was feeling pretty good about it and gathered a nice chunk of chips early days.  Managed treble average stack at one stage.  But lost every race later on (despite going in ahead) and went absolutely card dead towards the end when it mattered.  Didn't even managed a mini cash in the end.  Oh well.  Was still fun and got to meet a few more I'd not had time to say hello to all week-end.

Monday was staff night out.  Two local Lads had made final table of the main event so we had plenty to celebrate.  Only I was abso shattered!  lol  I'd had a total of 9 hours sleep since Thursday and the body wasn't keen on another late night.  Struggled through it anyway and finally saw sleep around 4:30am. 

Landed home yesterday around noon and basically slept the day away.  Tried to catch up on the forum stuff, but me eyes just weren't having it.  To add to the mix, I've come down with a case of man flu.  Knew it was threatening as this whole house had it over the past couple of weeks.  I'd swerved it up til now, but the body has officially packed in the fight after the abuse it got at the week-end.  Will mostly spend the rest of this week curled up on the sofa with the dogs and I enjoying the lovely glow of a fire...and loads of lemsip for me!

PS  Scandies are fecking INSANE!!!  Lovely people.  But trust me when I say...if there's a bar anywhere near them - run for the hills!  Your body will thank you for it later. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 06, 2010, 12:27:47 PM
Paul Marrow rode his tri over from Liverpool for the week-end.  That's Mick McCloskey sat on it.  

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 06, 2010, 12:30:36 PM
Normally I'd say, "How cool is that?"  But it was pissing down with rain a goodly bit of the week-end.  We got lucky to catch that couple of hours of sunshine on Sunday.  Otherwise it was cold and wet.  Making for a long damn journey from Liverpool imo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on October 06, 2010, 02:30:24 PM
All the disadvantages of a car, none of the advantages of a bike, and vice versa.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on October 06, 2010, 02:33:30 PM
All the disadvantages of a car, none of the advantages of a bike, and vice versa.

To anybody outside of the biking fraternity definitely.

If you're in to bikes, and I mean cruising bikes, not hyper sports bikes then this would be about as cool as it gets.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on October 06, 2010, 02:44:49 PM
All the disadvantages of a car, none of the advantages of a bike, and vice versa.

To anybody outside of the biking fraternity definitely.

If you're in to bikes, and I mean cruising bikes, not hyper sports bikes then this would be about as cool as it gets.

'specially in the winter.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 06, 2010, 02:55:07 PM
Paul is a proper character and wears some of the most unusual outfits I've ever seen on a poker player.  Yet to see him wearing the same thing twice, so I asked where he gets all the gear.  Turns out he and his friends are picking things up for him all the time in their travels. 

Not many could pull off wearing some of the gear he's been seen in, so just as well he doesn't mention the name of one particular shop.  Takes a special kind of person to wear those jeans and tops and still look 'cool'.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 08, 2010, 03:31:31 PM
I don't care what anybody says.  Child labour is a good thing.  The house is nearly back in order thanks to the teens who held a large part in trashing it in the first place.

Had intended to help out, but still trying to catch up on lost sleep from last week-end.  Should have it sorted by now you'd think.  But I've also managed to grab hold of a dose of man flu that's had me coughing me brains out...and kept me awake when I should be sleeping. 

Making a curry for the crew this evening and chicken noodle soup for me.  Tomorrow's menu is roast leg of lamb.  And chicken noodle soup for me.  Will get better if it kills me.  On the plus side, I tend to lose weight when I go on the chicken noodle soup diet.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 08, 2010, 03:34:46 PM
Think we've dealt with this before, but work with me here. 

Cooked lamb scraps - good or bad for dogs? 

I know the bone is a no-no.  Referring to the meat.

Lily can't as it doesn't agree with her, but having a brain freeze wondering if that's a general doggy thing or just a Lily thing.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: EvilPie on October 08, 2010, 03:43:14 PM
Think we've dealt with this before, but work with me here. 

Cooked lamb scraps - good or bad for dogs? 

I know the bone is a no-no.  Referring to the meat.

Lily can't as it doesn't agree with her, but having a brain freeze wondering if that's a general doggy thing or just a Lily thing.

No problem at all. Chop it up in to small pieces and scatter feed it in the garden.

They love sniffing round finding food and lamb will smell lovely.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 08, 2010, 03:50:57 PM
Ooooooh, excellent stuff!  Snacks with a game tossed in for good measure.  Usually just divvy up the leftovers between their two food bowls, but this sounds more fun.  With the added bonus that Cassie nearly always beats Lily when it comes to sniffing something out. 

In fact, Lily only gets the treats tossed out in the yard if she luckboxes her way into one, so we won't have to worry about messing up her belly with this one.  She loves lamb, but she loved it too much one day and hasn't been right since.  Ate a whole fecking roast leg of lamb dinner one day.  GG Sunday dinner...and gg her belly when she goes near it now.     


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 18, 2010, 01:05:27 PM
Nearly on the mend.  Reckon another day or two and I'll be right as rain again.  Just in time to trash the system with a week-end in Luton for the APAT. 

Swerved the IPO in Dublin this week-end.  Figured if I'd any hope of being right for Luton, a crazy week-end in Dublin was NOT the way to go about it.  Granted the kids had me shuffling them all over the place so I wasn't exactly relaxing at home.  Still, could have been worse but instead I'll be better.  Result.

Haven't been to the cinema in yonks so went to see Life As We Know It on Saturday.  Was looking for a comedy, got...meh.  Funny-ish in spots, but not one I'd recommend or go back to again.  I get to the cinema maybe two or three times a year - tops.  Pity it's never at a time when there's some brilliant block buster out.  By the time I get round to going, the great film has long gone and is heading it's way to sky movies.  And therein lies another problem.

I've got sky movies, but I've also got a house full of people who will have already seen it in the cinema.  When I take the time out to watch a movie, I like to get proper stuck in.  Not possible in Laxie's version of Grand Central Station.  They'll either chat away through the whole fecking thing so I can't pay attention, or they'll tell me the 'good bits' as they're coming up.  And if it's a 'weepy' film?  They invite all their mates round to watch me blubber like a baby for the laugh.  Marv. 

Had to stop watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition ages ago because I'd bawl during the reveal at the end of the show - every time.  Was delighted for the families and couldn't help meself.  Sarah would have the tissues at the ready for the last 10 or 15 minutes of the show saying to all the kids in the room, "Wait for it Lads...she's about to lose it."  Cue fits of giggles.  Followed by Laxie losing it.  And fits of rolling laughter.  Rinse repeat until I stopped watching the damn thing.  Just as well.  That one guy never stopped shouting down the bullhorn anyway.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 26, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
So it's nearly that time.  Halloween.  My kids have grown out of the wee disco so we won't be running ragged sorting costumes this week.  They'll be dragging decorations down later today though.  Mom landed in a bit of a state yesterday, so they've taken it upon themselves to push 'cheery times' forward a day or two.  And Mom has now copped on.  I will mostly be helping get the place totally spooked out with the girls. 

Tomorrow we go shopping for popcorn ball ingredients and we'll make them when we get home.  All going well, we won't have them demolished before Halloween night when kids call for trick or treating, but we're also buying loads of sweets as back up...just in case.  Will be carving a pumpkin too, but that's mostly so we can roast the pumpkin seeds after.  Nummy!

Just need to think of a costume for the night and we're good to go.  Kids have grown out of wearing them, but Mom hasn't.  And I'm never the same thing twice.  Refuse to spend silly money on the gear though.  Bit of creative planning and a few accessories and you'd be surprised what ya can come up with.  Lily wears a hair band every year.  We'll see how Cassie handles it.  If she's cool about the idea, then both dogs will have something going on the night too. 

Here's the popcorn ball recipe in case anyone wants to give it a go:

12 c popcorn
1 c peanuts
1 cup m&m's
1 bag marshmallows
6 Tbs butter

Put butter & marshmallows in bowl and microwave on high for 2 minutes. Mix

Add to popcorn/peanuts/M&M mix, stir & let cool slightly.

Once yer sure 3rd degree burns won't occur from heat of it, grease hands & make balls.

Wrap each ball in cling film and tie with autumn colours ribbon.


Almost starting to look forward to it now.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 27, 2010, 10:14:54 PM
Here we go with another dog food question.  Earlier this evening I was gifted some Venison steaks by one of the neighbours.  We've loads of hunters around here, so from now on fridge and freezer will be packed with all sorts of wild stuff. 

Cassie went abso MENTAL sniffing when the bag landed on the counter!  Tail wagging mad and she looking up at me with those big pleading eyes.  Even the wee mouth was gone all jittery.  Only I wasn't sure if she's ok to have it.  And if it's ok - raw or cooked? 

I cooked up the steaks and gave the dogs the drippings from the frying pan mixed in with their dry food, but Cassie was looking for the real deal.  I've some saved on a plate as a treat in case you lot say it's ok. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on October 27, 2010, 10:20:35 PM
course they can have it. they'll love it


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on October 28, 2010, 07:26:47 PM
course they can have it. they'll love it

You weren't kidding there!  Who needs an electric hoover when I've two four-legged ones?!  rotflmfao

Paid a few bills today.  Sounds crazy, but paying bills always cheers me up.  Not particularly thrilled when I have to leave the house to pay them.  But once the job's done I'm glad I got round to it. 

Better again, they can be crossed off that list scrambling round in me brain.  Not near as organised as Tighty with coloured charts and everything written down.  Everything gets tossed into the skull mush and shifts itself around automatically in order of importance.  Now and then I'll wonder if 'proper' lists might make life a little more organised and less stressful.  But spend a few minutes with Tighty and I'm happy enough with my way again.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 03:20:09 PM
I'm really superstitious when it comes to spiders.  Absolutely refuse to allow them be killed in my presence.  They're left roam free in my house as long as they stay in the dark places where visitors aren't likely to meet them.  So you can understand why this wee darlin' and myself are prolly gonna have a falling out if he doesn't cop on.....

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:11:54 PM
Halloween was pretty quiet this year.  Made about 70 gift bags for the local kids and usually that isn't enough, but this year we had leftovers. 

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Myself and Sarah sorted the front of the house complete with a few talking skull dudes who shouted all sorts of stuff as kids walked up to the door

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Girgy85 on November 03, 2010, 04:13:20 PM
Wheres the dog?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:17:08 PM
Then the girls went about the business of dressing up the dogs.  Lily's used to it.  She humours us every year.  Apologies for the blurry shots.  We were under pressure as the girls wanted to hit the town.

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Girgy85 on November 03, 2010, 04:19:49 PM
Isnt that Cruelty to animals?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
Cassie wasn't too keen on the idea, so we only got to put a wee vampire scarf around her.  Worked out well as she's got dark hair anyway.  Bridget's cats got scared at one point and ran to my house.  They were sat outside on the window sill.  Cassie was hoping I'd let them in to 'play'

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But mostly she wasn't bothered with proceedings and stayed thrown down in her favourite spot by the fire....

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:33:39 PM
Eventually the girls decided it was too cold to be out and about so they landed home...with friends.  Cassie and Lily were lapping up the rubs and cuddles for the next hour or two.  Sarah's the one in blue.  Actually, Sinéad was still at the neighbour's house at this point.  The rest of them are friends of Sarah's.

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:38:32 PM
Meanwhile across the water in Ohio my Mom dressed Carmen up as a witch this year.......

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:43:58 PM
So that was Halloween.  Not the same as years previous.  Even the kids who called to the door said as much.  There were requests for me to return to the old ways of running the Halloween disco for them too.  Very nearly considered dressing up and making an appearance this year.  In the end I just didn't feel like it.  But after all the comments from the kids who called, I might have to seriously reconsider next year.  Halloween is supposed to be fun.  And I used to be good at making sure they had fun.  Need to get the old laugh back...lively.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
Isnt that Cruelty to animals?

You think they look abused?  I don't.  And I would NEVER harm them.  But you know that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 03, 2010, 05:22:30 PM
great pics dawn


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Snatiramas on November 03, 2010, 05:26:18 PM
Being in the US for Halloween helped me understand much better  trick or treating......stilll an American festivity and too close to bonfire night in this country with all the religious baggage that entails


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Girgy85 on November 03, 2010, 07:03:36 PM
Isnt that Cruelty to animals?

You think they look abused?  I don't.  And I would NEVER harm them.  But you know that.

If i was a dog i sure as hell wouldnt want dressing up like that!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 07:23:48 PM
Being in the US for Halloween helped me understand much better  trick or treating......stilll an American festivity and too close to bonfire night in this country with all the religious baggage that entails

I never knew there were religious holidays in and around Halloween until I moved to Ireland.  Luckily the local priest at the time was 'cool'.  

Fr. Martin had been to America a number of times and really enjoyed some of our customs.  Despite my refusal to attend mass he had a soft spot for me as the local Yank.  We often covered the topic of my absence from church but it was always light hearted and not at all condemning.  This is a rare trait in an Irish priest.  Trust me on that one.

When the first Halloween in Knocknagree approached I was already stuck in volunteering at the local Community Centre.  I'd set up a Friday night youth club for the national school kids and was there every Friday night with another woman.  Mary would take the younger ones into the kitchen area to do arts and crafts and I looked after indoor games and sports with the older ones in the main hall.  We live in a small village, so it was a big deal in the area that we had at least 40 (usually more) kids there each week.  They were travelling from other small nearby villages as well.  Yet the hall was still struggling to remain open as the Friday night was the only thing paying the bills.

An emergency meeting was held with the hall committee.  They were looking for ways to inject some cash into the hall quick.  I suggested a Halloween disco.  They'd never heard of such a thing and weren't sure it would work.  

"Regular discos work.  This one will too.  Don't worry...leave it with me.  I'll take care of everything."  

Famous last words.  There was WAR when they realised the date of the disco!  Apparently it's a religious holiday and everyone's expected to attend 8pm mass.  Not one to keep track of the church's schedule, I'd scheduled the disco to be held from 5 - 8pm.  Fr. Martin came to the rescue double time.  He announced the usual mass time was being pushed back to 8:30pm to accommodate and support the 'fund raising efforts' of the hall committee.  He then requested all children attend mass in their costumes!  The villagers expected nothing less from me, but they were caught for a hop by Fr. Martin.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 07:48:02 PM
I must fix something before I go further.  I've never before referred to Martin using the 'Fr.' title and it doesn't feel right doing it here for the sake of random public.  He and I had an understanding from day one.  I never much cared for my own father and felt it was an insult to use that title in relation to Martin.  I know the title holds different meaning for each of them, but still couldn't get me head round it.  So from day one he was always just Martin to me.  And he was cool with that.  From here on out in this diary he'll be just Martin as well.  I know he'd prefer it at this stage.  In fact he'd have heart failure if he found out it was any other way. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 07:59:03 PM
So Halloween arrived.  I'd booked a D.J. and decorated the hall mostly with things I'd brought over from America as the shops here didn't sell much back then.  Mary had the Friday night youth club kids make a bunch of decorations as well. 

The local shop donated most of the things I wanted for the gift bags and I made up bags for 100 kids.  Each bag had a drink, sweets and a packet of crisps and all of it was coeliac compliant for the kids who suffered from that condition. 

I bought a really good theatre set of face paints too.  A huge tray of them with all sorts of colours that were easy to apply and safe for sensitive skin.  Figured we'd need them as most kids wouldn't know what to do and might want help once they got to the hall.  Had my own kids kitted out in their costumes.  All that was left to do was dress myself up.  Martin had an idea.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 08:13:34 PM
He'd already given me a dressmaker's mannequin for the disco.  We dressed it up as a witch and put it on the stage next to a coffin/mummy combo I'd made earlier in the week.  So that was my witch costume out the window as it was on the mannequin. 

Got a call from Martin.  "I have something I think you might like.  Get over here."  When I arrived, Martin was holding out a robe of sorts.  "I'm sure you can come up with something using this, but don't tell the locals where you got it."  Turns out it was his Ordination gown.  It was PERFECT!  By the time I was done adding accessories and face paint, I was the Disco Wizard.  Even had a matching wand with a star on the end of it.  OK, no big deal these days, but at the time it was very deffo perfect.  lol

For the first hour or so of the disco, myself and Mary dealt with a huge crowd of kids lining up to get their faces painted.  Some few had arrived with black rubbish bags tied round their necks as capes, but that was about the limit to them the first year.  And the second year.  And the third year too for that matter.  Which is a whole other story altogether! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 03, 2010, 08:55:39 PM
Those first couple of years were hard going because Sarah was just a wee one.  She was only a year old the time of the first disco.  Luckily there were lots of parents hanging about those first few years as they wanted to keep an eye on proceedings.  A couple of moms helped keep an eye on Sarah while I painted faces.  Brian and Sinéad were too busy having fun with their mates.  They loved being able to say their mom was in charge.  The little things in life, huh?  lol

By the third year word had got out.  We'd gone from a small local disco to 150+ kids.  Families travelled from Killarney and as far as Cork City to bring their kids each year.  By the third year they'd copped on about costumes and started to get creative.  Mary and I thought we'd get a break from face painting that year.  But then I got a call from a local refugee organisation.

Kosovan refugees had flooded Ireland.  There was a refugee group in Killarney who'd heard about our disco and asked if it would be ok to bring the kids staying at their centre.  "Sure!  No problem.  How many extra gift bags do I need to maker?" says I.  50 more.  Blimey.  Ok so.  Bring em on.

That year I dressed as 'Big Mamma'.  Had the cheesy dress, painted every inch of visible skin brown, wore the wig and had the walk down pat.  Didn't half freak out the poor refugee kids as they waited in line to get their faces painted.  Sigh.  But once the painting was done and I was able to get up and dance with everyone they didn't take long to figure out the local kids weren't afraid...and they didn't need to be either. 

Still have the 'thank you' letter they sent afterwards.  Whenever I'm feeling like, 'what's the point?' that letter is one of the things I bring out to remind me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on November 08, 2010, 04:16:49 PM
Beautiful posts Laxie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 08, 2010, 09:00:57 PM
Today was cricket shopping day.  Well, it was supposed to be anyway.  You'd think I'd learn.  It's a 40 minute drive each way and there's no guarantee the shop will have crickets in stock when we get there.  But I never think of that until we're already half way there.  Some day I'll remember to phone ahead. 

Sinéad informed me she needed new trainers so I reckoned we'd kill two birds with one stone.  She's a bit like me when it comes to shopping.  Get in, get the gear and get out.  Not sure if it's because I'm there or if that's how she is when she's with her mates too but I'm not complaining. 

We were on the road as soon as she got home from school.  By the time we dealt with traffic and made a stop for petrol we'd killed off a goodly bit of time and only had 50 minutes to get things sorted.  Crickets first.  Then shoes.  Military stylee with our time. 

Only the pet shop's cricket supplies were pretty dire.  Very few containers left and at least half of the crickets in each one were already dead.  Sigh.  I asked a shop clerk if it was possible to sell them at half price.  She couldn't do that.  Well, I'm not paying full price for half the goods.  Can we combine the stock of two containers into one to make a proper lot?  No.  But, they'll do us the favour of two containers and only paying for one.  Took 20 minutes to come to that agreement.  Isn't that what I requested first day?!  lsgfkhf;jgfdgnfd;gjkfd;n 

Shoes next.  Or so we thought.  We ended up calling to two shops in the end but neither one had anything Sinéad was keen on.  I'll give her credit.  Other kids buy just for the sake of it.  But she refuses to do that.  We're heading to Killarney tomorrow.  More shopping.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on November 08, 2010, 09:06:14 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 08, 2010, 09:07:45 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

::) fair-weather reader obv. anyone would think you were busy or something :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on November 08, 2010, 09:09:25 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

::) fair-weather reader obv. anyone would think you were busy or something :)

Whoops, owned. Guilty as charged.

Still curious, though!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 08, 2010, 09:10:25 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

::) fair-weather reader obv. anyone would think you were busy or something :)

Whoops, owned. Guilty as charged.

Still curious, though!

Dawn's big into creative cooking.  She uses them in stir fries and stuff - eastern recipes I think.  Don't fancy it myself.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 08, 2010, 09:14:16 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

Yep.  They're food for Sinéad's gecko lizard.  We must feed the crickets to keep them alive long enough to feed them to the lizard.  They're noisy wee darlings too if you don't get the 'silent' type.  We didn't have the luxury of choice this time.  Good job we're used to noise!  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 08, 2010, 09:17:05 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

Yep.  They're food for Sinéad's gecko lizard.  We must feed the crickets to keep them alive long enough to feed them to the lizard.  They're noisy wee darlings too if you don't get the 'silent' type.  We didn't have the luxury of choice this time.  Good job we're used to noise!   

boooooo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 08, 2010, 09:19:47 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

Yep.  They're food for Sinéad's gecko lizard.  We must feed the crickets to keep them alive long enough to feed them to the lizard.  They're noisy wee darlings too if you don't get the 'silent' type.  We didn't have the luxury of choice this time.  Good job we're used to noise!  

 boooooo

rotflmfao  Soz.  Multi tasking and didn't see your post until it was too late.  He'd never have bought it anyway.  I'm might be a bit mad, but not THAT loopy.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on November 08, 2010, 09:20:13 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

::) fair-weather reader obv. anyone would think you were busy or something :)

Whoops, owned. Guilty as charged.

Still curious, though!

Dawn's big into creative cooking.  She uses them in stir fries and stuff - eastern recipes I think.  Don't fancy it myself.

Behave. Even I don't buy that. Mind you, it is Dawn.......


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 08, 2010, 09:20:53 PM

Crickets? Like, insect crickets?

For what purpose?

::) fair-weather reader obv. anyone would think you were busy or something :)

Whoops, owned. Guilty as charged.

Still curious, though!

Dawn's big into creative cooking.  She uses them in stir fries and stuff - eastern recipes I think.  Don't fancy it myself.

Behave. Even I don't buy that. Mind you, it is Dawn.......

she's foreign, you know.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: fatcatstu on November 09, 2010, 01:02:31 AM
Just found this, aboslutely cracking stuff, am only on page 9 though. Sigh, this will have to wait for tomorrow evening i feel!

Keep up the good work though!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 09, 2010, 09:37:25 AM
Just found this, aboslutely cracking stuff, am only on page 9 though. Sigh, this will have to wait for tomorrow evening i feel!

Keep up the good work though!

Thanks!  You've yer work cut out for ya getting through the rest.  The brain tends to wander off now and then by me.  lol  Any questions, feel free to ask.   :) 

It's the questions and comments people throw out there that keep it going sometimes.  Otherwise it'd get a bit 'rinse, repeat' for everyone as the pages fill. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: fatcatstu on November 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Hey, its awesome, loving the dog stuff.

We got a dog when i was 4 and we had him for 17 years before he was put down, so reading about it all is brilliant! I intend to read it all.


I am doing a blog on APAT and it sruggles due to lack of a - me having an interesting life outside of work and poker and b - general wanderings of the mind :D

keep it up, i am about ot have another delve into the world of laxie, wish me luck!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 12:53:33 PM
I've been running so bad in poker it's unreal.  Just about scraping away.  Not costing as such but not in profit either.  Been that way since January and I'm just about feeling like it'll turn around soon. 

That's the thing.  I'm a firm believer in a positive attitude.  If you expect failure, that's just what you'll get.  It's taken me a while to change the mindset and I'm still not totally there, but deffo on the right track.  Anyway, I figure there's enough bad beat/moaning out there regarding poker so no point me adding to it. 

As for the 'interesting life'?  I sometimes worry I'm boring ye to tears as most of what I post is really 'rinse, repeat' kind of stuff.  I don't travel often and when I do they're certainly not exotic locations.  Most of my life revolves around kids, pets and neighbours.  Granted I suppose it makes a change from poker, poker and more poker. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
'Per Sitters R Us'

The in-laws bought a puppy.  Well, we bought it for them as I was running out of birthday pressie ideas and knew they wanted one - big time.  Took a while though as I'm  not a big fan of Jack Russell terriers and that's what they wanted.  In the end I just gave them the money and let them hunt for that perfect puppy. 

Enter Milly.  Sarah travelled with them to pick her out a few weeks ago and she picked her name too.  She also went with them yesterday to collect Milly while Sinéad and I ran into town for puppy gear.  I don't like shopping...unless it's for pets.  We got her a collar, retractable lead, cool ball toy and (close yer eyes Girgy) a really cute blue hoody.  They had pink too but figured it wasn't suitable considering the Irish weather.  Would have been trashed after just one walk.  Hence the blue.   

So Milly the puppy spent her first night with the in-laws last night and they had a great time.  Until it was bedtime that is.  She whined for Ireland by all accounts.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 01:23:00 PM
This morning I got a call.  

"We're off to town for our weekly shop, but don't know what to do with Milly."

"What do you mean?"

"She doesn't like being alone.  She cried all night in the kitchen on her own."

"Suppose you can drop her to mine on yer way into town if ya like."

"Well if you don't mind, we'll be there in an half hour."


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 01:37:14 PM
30 minutes until their arrival and house looked like a bomb had hit it.  Myself and the girls tore through tidying the place and hiding shoes so Milly wouldn't eat them.  Speaking of eating - I'd not met Milly yet, but it didn't take rocket science to know Cassie would consider Milly to be her next meal.  So we fed the pair of them extra big bowls of food this morning in hopes Cassie wouldn't be hungry when Milly arrived.  Then we put the pair out the back for their morning stretch just as the in-laws landed. 

We gave Milly time to explore her surroundings before she decided to throw down for a nap.  I don't like Jack Russell's as a rule...but she's not too bad.  Just have to get her used to the idea of staying off me keyboard!

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 01:41:27 PM
We'd taken Milly out for a quick walk before her nap and Bridget's cat Belle followed us home.  Cassie's gonna go MENTAL when we let her in soon!   rotflmfao

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
PS  For such a wee puppy Milly snores...A LOT!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 03:15:11 PM
Job done.  They've just landed to collect Milly and she's her hoody on for the trip home...

The following are NSFG (Not Suitable for Girgy)   rotflmfao

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 03:49:55 PM
Tinned tuna fish - I heard earlier today it was good for adding to dog food as an aid in keeping their coats shiny.  Makes sense, but not sure is it true or just another old Irish wives tale.  Anyone know?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 13, 2010, 04:07:11 PM

 I don't travel often and when I do they're certainly not exotic locations. 

you came to Ruislip though - that's proper exotic!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 04:12:14 PM

 I don't travel often and when I do they're certainly not exotic locations. 

you came to Ruislip though - that's proper exotic!!

Yer not wrong.  International cuisine options on every block. 

We've only one wee chipper in Knocknagree.  I had to teach him how to make pizza dough when he decided to expand the menu.  God help the locals.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on November 13, 2010, 04:26:37 PM
What a great example of a JR puppy. Good head and some proper legs under her.

I could almost swear she's from the D Brian Plummer strain. she's gorgeous.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on November 13, 2010, 05:09:18 PM
That is sooo mad - I was in hobbycraft today looking through some books and came across a knitting book for animals - not for them to knit things you understand but for others to knit things for them...........anyway - they had lovely hoodies for dogs, ruffle collars for dogs, a hamster pouch, it even showed you how to knit plastic bags into water lillies to put on a pond so your fish didn't feel left out.

The best of all was a balaclava for dogs for fireworks night as it covered up their ears so they would be less fieghtened - and it was modelled by a dog that was the spit of Cassie! I almost bought it and sent it over to you laxie and then I thought that would be stupid............and then I read this thread!! I will be going back - if you can knit - and I'll send it over to you - it was the best book ever - completely mad but you would love it! ;-)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 05:22:53 PM
Sounds EXCELLENT!!!  I can't knit for beans, but the mother-in-law can.  She was one of the Blarney Woollen Mills official knitters/inspectors for years.  Until they got Milly she thought outfits for dogs were daft.  But they adore her so much and got such a kick out of the hoody, I'm sure she'd love to do some knitting for all three of them to pass the winter away.

Cassie wasn't too keen on Halloween costumes, but I've a feeling she'd appreciate a coat when the winter proper kicks in as it gets pretty cold where we are.  Lily has so much hair she'll do with just accessories bar the semi-annual shave down time where a coat wouldn't go astray. 

I know we sound mad.  But keep in mind this is the same family who buy XL nappies and cut a hole for the tail during their 'in season' weeks so they won't mess up the house. 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 05:24:07 PM
What a great example of a JR puppy. Good head and some proper legs under her.

I could almost swear she's from the D Brian Plummer strain. she's gorgeous.

Cheers Tom!  They'll be delighted to hear that.  Seriously.  Fecking thing cost €100!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 05:26:53 PM
Just gave Lily a bath.  She smelled sooooo bad it was unreal!  No idea what caused her to stink so much, but she's washed now...and so am I.  Cheers Lily. 

Cassie hung out in the hall keeping an eye on things.  She didn't join us in the bathroom until it was condition and comb time.  Then she wanted in on the fun too.  So once I was done with Lily I gave Cassie a good rub down with that rubber grooming thingy the kids brought back from the States.  And the pair are shining again.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 13, 2010, 07:22:27 PM
Sarah posted this photo on her wall last week and I've just now seen it for the first time.  Don't know when they organised it but made me giggle.........

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 16, 2010, 07:22:20 PM
TWO MORE SLEEPS!!! 

 ;cheerleader;  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   ;cheerleader;

 ;mexicanwave;  ;mexicanwave;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 17, 2010, 10:58:58 AM
So tomorrow Ger the Duke lands.  Can ya tell I'm looking forward to the visit?   rotflmfao

Ger tends to blame me for the excesses of the week-end but I next to never go out these days unless he's here.  I know.  Shock horror but it's true.  With the past year I rarely go out.  Sooooooo, when he gets here we go out.  A goodly bit.

When we're not gone out, he's busy getting his backside kicked by Sarah at poker and poker dice.  He shouldn't have taught her how to play.  She has no fear and crushes him most times.  Sinéad joins us in the odd game of hold 'em with great success too.  So much so that with the past two years his visits have brought on shouts of "Ship it!" and "Bring him on!" from Sarah and quiet confident smirks from Sinéad.

Anyone in Knocknagree who's ever met Ger looks forward to his visits now.  Bridget was responsible for this particular week-end's booking.  She kept hassling him to narrow down dates so she could get time off work.  Margaret will be wearing a top with shoulder pads in it for the Friday night poker...just in case he falls asleep on her shoulder again.  Martin has brought in extra stock for the bar.  Even the 96 year old woman across the road has been asking for him.  Baby always mentions 'the big man' who helped fix her telly and stayed chatting with her for a bit.  Every time I call over she asks when he'll be back.  Well Baby, he's on his way.

Brian lands home Friday.  I'm usually responsible for getting his laundry done and ready to go back to uni for Sunday.  Sinéad knows how to use the machines and Sarah can iron.  They can teach him.  Because for this one week-end...I'm on strike. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 09:51:42 AM
Got some great news yesterday.  Well the good news started on Tuesday and just got better yesterday. 

The girls have their mother's teeth.  Sarah more so than Sinéad.  Loads of teeth and not enough space for them.  Took Sarah to the orthodontist clinic in Cork City on Tuesday to find out if she'd qualify for free treatment.  When Sinéad went they told us the guidelines had changed but as she'd been on the waiting list so long they'd slip her into the programme.  Their guidelines are based on the state of your mouth/teeth. 

With Sarah there was no question.  She more than qualifies, poor kid.  That was the good news.  Saves us at least 3k in fees.  The only downside being the waiting list is three years long!  Good thing we had her seen early. 

So yesterday I'm going about the business of sorting things around the house for Ger's visit.  Here's a free tip for ya.  Think twice before buying a large white leather sofa if you've lots of kids running round the place and two large dogs.  Managed to wash it down in just under two hours.  Was a new record for me.  Anyway, the phone rings.  It's the orthodontist crowd in Cork.

"We'd like to see Sarah next week." 

"But you already saw her yesterday."

"Yes, I know.  But we'd like to see her again."

"For fun or for like real live treatment?  I thought there was a three year waiting list."

"Consider this an early Christmas present.  She's been bumped to the top of the list."

Turns out the specialist saw her x rays and said she's not to wait as there's too much work to do.  I could have told them that.  In fact I did.  Kind of.  Didn't want to upset the apple cart by being too forceful at the time.  Waiting lists have a habit of extending themselves if you piss certain people off.

Sent Sarah a text with the great news right after I got off the phone and she's over the moon! 


 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 09:54:42 AM
Ger lands in a few hours.  Can't wait!  Look forward to introducing him to Cassie although I reckon Cassie will be a bit shy at first.  She usually is...for a minute or two.  Will take loads of photos and maybe some video during the visit and post them up as and when there's time. 

Have a great week-end everyone!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on November 18, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
For noobs like me who is Ger and whats his reltionship to you? Brother?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on November 18, 2010, 10:06:03 AM
Got some great news yesterday.  Well the good news started on Tuesday and just got better yesterday. 

The girls have their mother's teeth.  Sarah more so than Sinéad.  Loads of teeth and not enough space for them.  Took Sarah to the orthodontist clinic in Cork City on Tuesday to find out if she'd qualify for free treatment.  When Sinéad went they told us the guidelines had changed but as she'd been on the waiting list so long they'd slip her into the programme.  Their guidelines are based on the state of your mouth/teeth. 

With Sarah there was no question.  She more than qualifies, poor kid.  That was the good news.  Saves us at least 3k in fees.  The only downside being the waiting list is three years long!  Good thing we had her seen early. 

So yesterday I'm going about the business of sorting things around the house for Ger's visit.  Here's a free tip for ya.  Think twice before buying a large white leather sofa if you've lots of kids running round the place and two large dogs.  Managed to wash it down in just under two hours.  Was a new record for me.  Anyway, the phone rings.  It's the orthodontist crowd in Cork.

"We'd like to see Sarah next week." 

"But you already saw her yesterday."

"Yes, I know.  But we'd like to see her again."

"For fun or for like real live treatment?  I thought there was a three year waiting list."

"Consider this an early Christmas present.  She's been bumped to the top of the list."

Turns out the specialist saw her x rays and said she's not to wait as there's too much work to do.  I could have told them that.  In fact I did.  Kind of.  Didn't want to upset the apple cart by being too forceful at the time.  Waiting lists have a habit of extending themselves if you piss certain people off.

Sent Sarah a text with the great news right after I got off the phone and she's over the moon! 


 


We have some experience of hospital waiting lists so we know what a result that is.




We also have some experience of white leather sofas...

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 10:08:54 AM
For noobs like me who is Ger and whats his reltionship to you? Brother?

Ger is The_duke on blonde.  He's one of my closest friends and like a brother to me, but we're not related.  Granted people who don't know us always assume we're related in some way or other due to the close friendship.  He's larger than life and has a heart of gold.


We have some experience of hospital waiting lists so we know what a result that is.




We also have some experience of white leather sofas...

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How do ye keep them so clean?  I've tried everything and so far the best was Napisan and hot water but they don't sell it here any more.  Went mad with a bottle of cif and hot water yesterday. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on November 18, 2010, 10:15:05 AM


How do ye keep them so clean?  I've tried everything and so far the best was Napisan and hot water but they don't sell it here any more.  Went mad with a bottle of cif and hot water yesterday. 

Mrs Red or one of the girls used to clean it constantly.

So, I bought them a black one instead.......








........ and now they clean that constantly  ::) :dontask:


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 10:20:21 AM


How do ye keep them so clean?  I've tried everything and so far the best was Napisan and hot water but they don't sell it here any more.  Went mad with a bottle of cif and hot water yesterday. 

Mrs Red or one of the girls used to clean it constantly.

So, I bought them a black one instead.......








........ and now they clean that constantly  ::) :dontask:

Took long enough to get the damn thing delivered.  Don't think I'd have the will to wait so long for a black one.

Do us a favour and ask them what they used on the white one. 

I give it a wee wipe down all the time.  But it gets an overall scrubbing about every two weeks.  Sometimes worry that I'm washing it too much with the wrong things.  It's a pain in the backside for sure, but do kinda like it and would like to keep it nice as long as possible.   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on November 18, 2010, 10:24:11 AM


How do ye keep them so clean?  I've tried everything and so far the best was Napisan and hot water but they don't sell it here any more.  Went mad with a bottle of cif and hot water yesterday. 

Mrs Red or one of the girls used to clean it constantly.

So, I bought them a black one instead.......








........ and now they clean that constantly  ::) :dontask:

Took long enough to get the damn thing delivered.  Don't think I'd have the will to wait so long for a black one.

Do us a favour and ask them what they used on the white one. 

I give it a wee wipe down all the time.  But it gets an overall scrubbing about every two weeks.  Sometimes worry that I'm washing it too much with the wrong things.  It's a pain in the backside for sure, but do kinda like it and would like to keep it nice as long as possible.   


I can give you one tip. If you dye your hair, wait until it dries before sitting on the sofa....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 10:26:43 AM


How do ye keep them so clean?  I've tried everything and so far the best was Napisan and hot water but they don't sell it here any more.  Went mad with a bottle of cif and hot water yesterday. 

Mrs Red or one of the girls used to clean it constantly.

So, I bought them a black one instead.......








........ and now they clean that constantly  ::) :dontask:

Took long enough to get the damn thing delivered.  Don't think I'd have the will to wait so long for a black one.

Do us a favour and ask them what they used on the white one. 

I give it a wee wipe down all the time.  But it gets an overall scrubbing about every two weeks.  Sometimes worry that I'm washing it too much with the wrong things.  It's a pain in the backside for sure, but do kinda like it and would like to keep it nice as long as possible.   


I can give you one tip. If you dye your hair, wait until it dries before sitting on the sofa....

 ;gobsmacked;  Oh man...GG white sofa!  No wonder ya bought black next.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 06:51:27 PM
The eagle has landed safe and sound.  We took a wee detour or two before arriving at mine and none of the stops involved a pub.  By 3pm it was clear he was suffering so off we went to the local degen pub for his pint of the black stuff.  Plan was to be home for 5:30 so I could finish sorting dinner and we managed it bang on time.  Go figure.

Dinner is shite according to Sinéad.  We've not tested it yet, but we're after drink so reckon complaints will be limited...if at all.

Next stop Martin's pub by 8pm to get ready for the pub poker.  €20 FO where ya can throw out the rule book, the 'how to' book and just about any other book ya ever read on Hold Em.  It's tilting at the best of times.  But we're in merry mode and can hang at the bar if we get knocked out.  Win win either way.  Thank god the girls get themselves up in the morning for school.  I've a feeling it's going to be a late night!

PS  Sarah is currently kicking his arse at poker dice.  But that's to be expected.  Some day he'll learn not to take on the kid.  lololololol

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 18, 2010, 06:54:12 PM
Oh yeah!  Cassie did her usual of heading for her comfort spot in the sitting room when Ger first landed but it didn't take him long to win her over.  She's already strolling round the place wagging her tail with him.  Well, he's not wagging a tail but ya know what I mean.

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Except for when I started cooking dinner.  She has a favourite spot...right in front of the cooker!

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 19, 2010, 02:15:36 AM
Off we went to the pub poker.  I've not been there in nearly a year.  The two lads walked in all confident with their game and I just sat down quietly hoping not to be first out.  Should have done a last longer with the lads as not only did I outlast them...this wee chicka won the lot.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   Takes skill to jam with 56 soooooted and bink.  Can't be taught.  lololol


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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 23, 2010, 10:23:14 AM
Blurry photos added to the posts above.  More blurry photos to be added in a bit.  Have decided blurry photos are the sign of a great week-end.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 23, 2010, 10:46:35 AM
So the crew had a surprise 40th birthday party for me...and Ger was in on it.  I'm not actually 40 for another week and a bit, but it deffo wouldn't have been the same without Ger there.  Delighted they worked it around his visit.  

Saturday started out tame enough.  We went out to watch the rugby in one of the locals.  Then we headed home for a bite to eat and a quick freshen up before the night out.  Except the lads insisted we hit every pub in the village before ending up at Martin's.  I kept up with them just about, but it prolly wasn't the best plan of attack considering what faced me in Martin's.  

Turns out the kids and a couple of neighbours were running ragged putting up decorations, delivering food and cake and had all sorts going on in Martin's.  Only they had to make sure the coast was clear of me while they were at it.  By the time we got there, I was already in 'merry mode' and every time I turned around there was another 'birthday drink' shoved into me hand.  Thank god we only hit 40 once because I'm getting too old for that carry on!  lol

I was thrown into bed from the minute I got home while various friends had a bit of a house party going on in the kitchen for the night.  Woke around 8:30am to find them still drinking and having a great laugh for themselves as the first of two huge fry ups were cooked.  Once the first lot were fed, one of them made his way up to Ger's room and tucked in alongside Ger!  Didn't take poor Ger long to high tail it out of bed and make his way down for round two of the fry ups.  

Once we had some bit of order in the kitchen again, it was time for a quick shower and another tour of the village for 'the cure'.  A neighbour carried Ger to the airport for his flight home.  Don't think he'll ever complain about my driving after that crazy Sunday morning.  

All in all a great week-end and I would've been abso gutted if he hadn't been here for it.  So thank you Ger and thanks to all the crew on this side for organising it.  xx

More blurry photos to follow.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 23, 2010, 10:52:05 AM
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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 26, 2010, 01:52:50 AM
You know Ireland is in trouble when you see a queue of Leprechauns stood outside Money4Gold


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: fatcatstu on November 26, 2010, 11:27:50 PM
STILL playing catch up with this.

Got the APAT europeans tomorrow, which i am ridic excited about, so i will hopefully got a good chunk of it boxed off tonight!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 26, 2010, 11:31:09 PM
STILL playing catch up with this.

Got the APAT europeans tomorrow, which i am ridic excited about, so i will hopefully got a good chunk of it boxed off tonight!!

Soooooooo wish I was going over for that, but my temporary passport ran out and I didn't send off for the full one in time.  Can't budge until it lands.  Sigh.  Another week or two and I should be good to go again.

You'll have a blast with that crew and very best of luck with the poker while you're there!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: fatcatstu on November 26, 2010, 11:33:32 PM
 Ah thats a shame that :(

Cheers, looking forward to seeing Ger again, hope you didnt wear him out too much on his visit!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 26, 2010, 11:48:56 PM
Wear Ger out?!  I'm not entirely sure that's even possible!   rotflmfao  The guy is a machine on week-ends away. 

And be warned...I think he's gone to bed early tonight.  He'll be well ready for ye from the minute he lands tomorrow.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 12:29:19 AM
Love it or hate it, I play this 'song' at least once or twice a year when I've all three kids hanging about the house.  Don't know why the sudden urge, but they'll be getting their next instalment tomorrow.  I've the lyrics posted below the video.


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99.
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...
You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.
The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;
Sometimes you're ahead,
Sometimes You're behind.
The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;
If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your
Life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't Congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body, Use it every way you can... Don't be afraid of it, or what other people Think of it,
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own...

Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there
For you.
And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings;
They are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will Philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund, Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there
For you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)

by Baz Luhrmann


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on November 27, 2010, 03:57:09 AM
STILL playing catch up with this.

Got the APAT europeans tomorrow, which i am ridic excited about, so i will hopefully got a good chunk of it boxed off tonight!!

Soooooooo wish I was going over for that, but my temporary passport ran out and I didn't send off for the full one in time.  Can't budge until it lands.  Sigh.  Another week or two and I should be good to go again.

You'll have a blast with that crew and very best of luck with the poker while you're there!!!

Do you need a passport to fly from the republic? I always thought you could fly with just photo ID?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: fatcatstu on November 27, 2010, 07:21:29 AM
Wear Ger out?!  I'm not entirely sure that's even possible!   rotflmfao  The guy is a machine on week-ends away. 

And be warned...I think he's gone to bed early tonight.  He'll be well ready for ye from the minute he lands tomorrow.

Oh bloody hell, he was bad enough in estonia after no sleep at all!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: rex008 on November 27, 2010, 09:06:41 AM
It's a superb piece of writing, but the lyrics are not by Baz Luhrmann. Or Kurt Vonnegut either.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_Sunscreen

/pedant. Sorry.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 10:35:01 AM
It's a superb piece of writing, but the lyrics are not by Baz Luhrmann. Or Kurt Vonnegut either.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_Sunscreen

/pedant. Sorry.

Cool.  I never bothered to look it up tbh.  Just knew he threw a bit of music behind it and put out a video. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 10:37:45 AM
STILL playing catch up with this.

Got the APAT europeans tomorrow, which i am ridic excited about, so i will hopefully got a good chunk of it boxed off tonight!!

Soooooooo wish I was going over for that, but my temporary passport ran out and I didn't send off for the full one in time.  Can't budge until it lands.  Sigh.  Another week or two and I should be good to go again.

You'll have a blast with that crew and very best of luck with the poker while you're there!!!

Do you need a passport to fly from the republic? I always thought you could fly with just photo ID?

Afraid ya do when flying.  Rumour has it a driver's license is still accepted for the ferry, but as I'm a US citizen I have to use a passport regardless of how I travel. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on November 27, 2010, 12:18:52 PM
Do you need a passport to fly from the republic? I always thought you could fly with just photo ID?

Afraid ya do when flying.  Rumour has it a driver's license is still accepted for the ferry, but as I'm a US citizen I have to use a passport regardless of how I travel. 

from bmi's website

Quote
A passport is not required for travel between Great Britain and Ireland, Northern Ireland and the Channel Islands. However, passengers travelling with bmi are required to bring either a passport or some form of acceptable photographic identification when travelling between the UK and the Republic of Ireland.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 27, 2010, 12:22:29 PM
yeah pretty sure it's up to the airlines, and being a US citizen shouldn't really make a difference.  I remember an american friend of mine and I travelled to Ireland from London when the airlines were a bit less picky about ID and he got over and back no problem just on his driving licence as he forgot to bring his passport.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 12:28:34 PM
Do you need a passport to fly from the republic? I always thought you could fly with just photo ID?

Afraid ya do when flying.  Rumour has it a driver's license is still accepted for the ferry, but as I'm a US citizen I have to use a passport regardless of how I travel. 

from bmi's website

Quote
A passport is not required for travel between Great Britain and Ireland, Northern Ireland and the Channel Islands. However, passengers travelling with bmi are required to bring either a passport or some form of acceptable photographic identification when travelling between the UK and the Republic of Ireland.

Except that I fly with Aer Lingus, Ryanair and Aer Arann for a start.  Regardless of that a driver's license won't work in my case as it states my nationality on the license.  Trust me.  I'm not considered an EU citizen.  With all the security run ins I've had, you can be sure I've asked them and I'm not permitted to travel on anything other than a passport.  

Many airlines won't allow the rest of you to travel without one either, so be sure before you book!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 12:48:47 PM
Actually I'm not really sure what I'm considered to be over here come to think of it.   rotflmfao

I've an Irish tax ID, an EU health card for travelling, I'm permitted children's allowance each month for the kids and have worked legally (on the books) as well.  But don't dare try to fly anywhere or they're after me in a flash...even WITH the passport. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 05:25:05 PM
Blimey!  Has it been only a couple of years?!  Just stumbled on the_Duke's trip report from his very first visit to our house and got a good giggle.  Remember it like it was yesterday.  Great times. 

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=31288.0

3 months later he called again.  Pretty sure we'll laugh about that particular week-end until we're old and grey.  Absolute madness...even by our standards.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=33897.0


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Jon MW on November 27, 2010, 05:53:43 PM
yeah pretty sure it's up to the airlines, and being a US citizen shouldn't really make a difference.  I remember an american friend of mine and I travelled to Ireland from London when the airlines were a bit less picky about ID and he got over and back no problem just on his driving licence as he forgot to bring his passport.

I'm pretty sure that free movement within the EU applies to EU citizens and not EU inhabitants, (and the UK has some different rules to most of the EU as well).

I think the most accurate summation is that UK and Irish citizens can travel between the two countries with only an ID, but the ID that it's most sensible to use is a passport anyway.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 27, 2010, 05:56:33 PM
yeah pretty sure it's up to the airlines, and being a US citizen shouldn't really make a difference.  I remember an american friend of mine and I travelled to Ireland from London when the airlines were a bit less picky about ID and he got over and back no problem just on his driving licence as he forgot to bring his passport.

I'm pretty sure that free movement within the EU applies to EU citizens and not EU inhabitants, (and the UK has some different rules to most of the EU as well).

I think the most accurate summation is that UK and Irish citizens can travel between the two countries with only an ID, but the ID that it's most sensible to use is a passport anyway.

he wasn't an EU inhabitant, he was visiting from the US for a few weeks.  this was a fair while ago.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 27, 2010, 06:04:21 PM
yeah pretty sure it's up to the airlines, and being a US citizen shouldn't really make a difference.  I remember an american friend of mine and I travelled to Ireland from London when the airlines were a bit less picky about ID and he got over and back no problem just on his driving licence as he forgot to bring his passport.

I'm pretty sure that free movement within the EU applies to EU citizens and not EU inhabitants, (and the UK has some different rules to most of the EU as well).

I think the most accurate summation is that UK and Irish citizens can travel between the two countries with only an ID, but the ID that it's most sensible to use is a passport anyway.

he wasn't an EU inhabitant, he was visiting from the US for a few weeks.  this was a fair while ago.

Was it pre or post 9/11?  A lot of things changed after that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on November 27, 2010, 07:35:47 PM
yeah pretty sure it's up to the airlines, and being a US citizen shouldn't really make a difference.  I remember an american friend of mine and I travelled to Ireland from London when the airlines were a bit less picky about ID and he got over and back no problem just on his driving licence as he forgot to bring his passport.

I'm pretty sure that free movement within the EU applies to EU citizens and not EU inhabitants, (and the UK has some different rules to most of the EU as well).

I think the most accurate summation is that UK and Irish citizens can travel between the two countries with only an ID, but the ID that it's most sensible to use is a passport anyway.

he wasn't an EU inhabitant, he was visiting from the US for a few weeks.  this was a fair while ago.

Was it pre or post 9/11?  A lot of things changed after that.

couple of months before - that's probably the big difference


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on November 28, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
Rant alert. 

Was watching X-Factor last night with the kids when Matt came on and sang Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock and Roll'.  WTF were they thinking having a Lad sing that song?!  Geeez Louise!!!  It was just sooooooooo wrong to watch. 

Was still bugging me this afternoon and the kids were getting a giggle at my constant rant over it.  Then it transpired they'd never heard the original.  What?  WHAT?!  OMG!  No child of mine is going through life having never heard that song.  With that I ran to the computer and abso BLASTED this..............


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8

There were other kids from the neighbourhood over too and between the lot of us there was dancing and rocking all over the downstairs.  And now they understand.  Phew.  That was a close call, that...so it was.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on December 06, 2010, 09:55:48 PM
incred overrated version of that song, the original.

this is the best version, by a country mile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmXV1vmiOE


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 07, 2010, 02:54:22 AM
incred overrated version of that song, the original.

this is the best version, by a country mile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmXV1vmiOE

 ;gobsmacked;  Please wear a hat next time yer digging yer car out of the snow.  Think all that cold has done a bit of damage and Mrs. Boldie has enough to be dealing with.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 07, 2010, 06:04:20 PM
Ice and the Ransom Note -

While you lot have been blasted with snow we only seem to be getting ice.  Not lots of it.  Just enough to leave a layer on the roads making it difficult (sometimes impossible) to drive anywhere.  Granted, living high up doesn't help the situation. 

There's a wee window around 2pm some days where it's thawed just enough to make the mad dash down the hill with reasonable safety.  Once you get to the main roads in the next village over it's not bad at all.  The trick is to hurry and get all of your shopping or whatever out of the way and be parked up at home again no later than 6pm.  Fail this and yer likely to fail getting up the hill as the freeze has set in again.

As a result the school bus hasn't run since last Thursday.  Friday and Monday I left the girls stay home.  Sinéad got a mad fit of baking the last couple of days and made two batches of brownies.  I spent the few days making sure our neighbour's paths were salted.  And Sarah was in charge of dog walks.  Apart from that we spent the few days just chilling by the fire and basically did a lot of not much.

This morning the bus driver was really taking the piss as the roads weren't bad.  In the end their dad carried them to school and took a couple of the neighbours as well.  They got there safe and sound without a hassle.

Meanwhile I decided the house needed a tidying after the few days hiatus.  Went about hoovering the downstairs when I spotted them.  Three brownies.  They were staring up teasing me.  That's when I was hit with a dilemma. 

I really shouldn't touch them as I'd more than enough over the past few days.  Diet well and truly out the window.  But we couldn't have three brownies sat there when the girls landed home from school either.  There'd be war over who got the spare.  What to do?

I ignored the brownies' stare and carried on with my cleaning.  I'd come back to them later.  About the time I'd finished mopping downstairs the ol' back was starting to act up again.  Had a look at the stairs and they really needed a going over too.  So did the upstairs hallway.  But there was no way I'd manage it without crippling meself for the next few days.  Never mind...I'll get the dinner done instead.

Back to the kitchen where the dreaded brownies sat.  Damn things.  Why did they have to taste so good?  No.  Must resist.  Still have the problem of a spare though.  Sigh.  That's when the light bulb clicked on.  I gathered them from their baking tray and hid them on a wee plate in a location I can't disclose (for fear Sarah might read this).  I then left a ransom note in the baking tray where the brownies once sat which read,

"Hoover the stairs and the upstairs hallway or the brownies get it!!! 

PS  Please and thank you.  xx"

And what about the spare?  Well, if they don't kick up a fuss about the ransom note, I'll split the spare evenly between them.  And me rear end will thank me for it. 

If they get cranky it could go either way...depending on how much hassle they throw at me.  If they reluctantly hoover they'll each get one and I'll have no choice but to clear the other.  If they REALLY kick up I'll more than likely eat the lot when they're not looking.  That'll learn 'em. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on December 07, 2010, 06:16:35 PM
In the end their dad carried them to school and took a couple of the neighbours as well.

wtf? has he been exposed to radiation?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 07, 2010, 06:42:27 PM
In the end their dad carried them to school and took a couple of the neighbours as well.

wtf? has he been exposed to radiation?

How do ya mean?  The roads were grand.  The bus driver just got used to not driving and decided to have another lie in for himself.  Reckon he got a call from the school though, because he was there in the afternoon to collect everyone.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: rex008 on December 07, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
I think he wondered how a man can carry 4 kids to school. Deliberate misinterpretation of the Irish-Americanism "carry" for amusing effect :).


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on December 07, 2010, 06:50:52 PM
Deliberate misinterpretation of the Irish-Americanism "carry" for amusing effect :).

not really, I have no idea what it means so pretty tricky to deliberately misinterpret


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on December 07, 2010, 06:51:44 PM
oh, and I didn't think he's carried 4. though it was 2 shifts of 2


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 07, 2010, 06:57:51 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh, no he didn't physically carry them as such.  Carried = drove


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on December 07, 2010, 07:01:03 PM
have to say I'm quite disappointed. I've always thought this thread was lacking a superhero


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 07, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
have to say I'm quite disappointed. I've always thought this thread was lacking a superhero

Shhhhhhhh - thought we weren't suppose to mention me invisible cape ffs!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on December 07, 2010, 07:10:39 PM
have to say I'm quite disappointed. I've always thought this thread was lacking a superhero


(http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/irish_superman.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on December 07, 2010, 07:15:26 PM
that's one weird fancy dress party. dude in the background's come as david dickinson


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on December 07, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
that's one weird fancy dress party. dude in the background's come as david dickinson

I think it's one of the spy mods doing a bit of field work.  Bit rubbish.  that's why I left.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 08, 2010, 09:23:04 AM
It is with great sadness I must report - the brownies did not survive the night.  They put up a brave fight, but the milk dunking was too much for them.  And who was the culprit of this horrible attack?  It was a three-way split in the end. 


PS  The stairs and upstairs hallway are presentable again.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Robert HM on December 08, 2010, 09:30:23 AM
Forced child labour/blackmail. Send 'em up the chimneys next I say.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 08, 2010, 10:02:16 AM
Forced child labour/blackmail. Send 'em up the chimneys next I say.

Would do if I thought they'd fit.  As it is we have to hire some guy who robs us blind for the gig.  Claims it's a difficult one because I've the stove put in.  Some rubbish about having to climb up on the roof and work from there.  Safety hazards and the like.  Scandalous. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 08, 2010, 10:08:40 AM
The girls have another day off from school.  Can't blame snow, ice or the bus driver this time.  Some religious holiday getting in the way today.  Asked them which one and all I got was, "I dunno.  We were meant to have one after Halloween and didn't, so this is to make up for it."  "What was the religious holiday after Halloween?"  "Dunno...and since when are you worried about religious holidays?"  Marv. 

Yet their religion teacher had nothing but praise for them.  Did she even know who she was talking about at the time? 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 08, 2010, 08:36:02 PM
This video always makes me giggle.  It's the little things in life, huh?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqyay1Bj10c


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 22, 2010, 07:21:29 PM
Blimey!  Two weeks since I posted last.  Wish I'd loads to report but there's been a whole lot of not much going on here.  We're snowed in - well and truly.  Managed to get out out of the house on the 13th to buy a badly needed new fridge/freezer.  Luck boxed delivery the following day into the bargain.  Even managed to pick up some crickets while I was at it.  Result!  Weather held out for those 24 hours and it's been brutal ever since.

I'm in a happy spot with the kids the ages they are.  No pressure as such to get those 'must have' presents as they're older and not really bothered.  The girls want to see the X-Factor concert in Dublin so I ordered the tickets (sigh) a few weeks back.  Brian just wants a decent speaker dock for his ipod.  Sorted.  Will also give them each some cash to spend in the sales as they like - job done.  No need to brave the elements.   

Today I had no choice though.  Had to get the Christmas dinner stuff in.  Serious business that, so it is.  With a deep sigh I crawled me way into town, fought the crowds, got the shopping done and made it home in one piece.  If I'd left it another day or two I risked manic crowds altogether as well as short/dodgy stock in the veg department. With the in-laws calling, that'd never do.  They take the Christmas dinner obscenely serious.  Only for the weather we've been having, they'd have dropped at least half a dozen recipes to me by now.  In years gone by they'd phone me up if a chef was doing something good on the telly.  Reckon there's been a brain freeze by them with all the cold because I didn't get a single "Turn on channel... QUICK!" call this month. 

They forget I'm a Yank.  We've turkey every year at Thanksgiving.  I know how to cook the damn things with me eyes closed.  Yet ever since I moved to Ireland I find meself questioning my ability with all their panic.  Well...not this year Josephine.  I'm gonna do it my way and it's gonna be fab.  So hush and let me at it. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 22, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Cassie and Lily are doing great!  They love their spot by the fire but also seem more animated with the weather.  Cassie more so than Lily.  Granted, we've half the cats in the neighbourhood calling which keeps Cassie entertained. 

On the downside - the PAIR of them are in season...FFS!  Was caught for a hop because Lily always had her schedule which we knew about and planned around.  Turns out when one goes, the other follows though and Lily's 'schedule' is out the window.  Marv.  They're not allowed upstairs until it passes and in the meantime we're worn from following the pair of them around with the fecking mop.  Just glad they mostly stay thrown down by the fire or we'd have issues. 

With that, we've had to put a stop to neighbourhood walks as half the country was calling to see them.  Pity, because Sarah and I were really enjoying the winter wander together with the dogs.  Ah well.  We can get back to it in a week or two when nature gives us a break.  In the mean time Cassie enjoys going mental out the backyard at whatever wildlife she's spotting through the trees.  And Lily stands there looking confused as ever god love her.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on December 22, 2010, 08:03:05 PM
In case ya don't hear from me in the next couple of days...Happy Holidays everyone!!!  xx

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 09, 2011, 12:07:58 PM
Bumps!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 09, 2011, 12:12:47 PM
Bumps!

this!  Tell us about your trip to the PCA. How did you get on? :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on January 09, 2011, 11:45:01 PM
It's quiet....  too quiet.....    ;booder;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 10, 2011, 12:04:01 AM
I'm in a bit of a conundrum at the minute.  Have LOTS on me mind, but not sure how much of it should be posted.  It's been a difficult month to say the least and it's not over yet.  Need to clear the brain, but can't completely clear it until 'the powers that be' are finished doing their thing.  No clue when that will be.  I'm feeling totally powerless in so many areas of my life right now, it's unreal.  And it's not a fun feeling.

That said...I'm sure I can muster up a few fun bits for ye if I put me mind to it.  Will get cracking tomorrow when I have the house to meself for a change.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 10, 2011, 12:32:55 AM
xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on January 10, 2011, 04:14:15 AM
Cassie and Lily are doing great!  They love their spot by the fire but also seem more animated with the weather.  Cassie more so than Lily.  Granted, we've half the cats in the neighbourhood calling which keeps Cassie entertained. 

On the downside - the PAIR of them are in season...FFS!  Was caught for a hop because Lily always had her schedule which we knew about and planned around.  Turns out when one goes, the other follows though and Lily's 'schedule' is out the window.  Marv.  They're not allowed upstairs until it passes and in the meantime we're worn from following the pair of them around with the fecking mop.  Just glad they mostly stay thrown down by the fire or we'd have issues. 

With that, we've had to put a stop to neighbourhood walks as half the country was calling to see them.  Pity, because Sarah and I were really enjoying the winter wander together with the dogs.  Ah well.  We can get back to it in a week or two when nature gives us a break.  In the mean time Cassie enjoys going mental out the backyard at whatever wildlife she's spotting through the trees.  And Lily stands there looking confused as ever god love her.

This is without doubt one of the funniest diaries posted this year...you have a lexicaianl talent Lexie...keep going kidda...I'll pop my head up above the parfiet to say heeeeloooooo every now and yearly but carry on going....funny as ****

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 11:06:47 AM
I'm the type that tends to go into hiding when emotions are running high.  Anger, sadness or worry shuts me right up for a bit.  Granted the quiet never lasts long.  Just need time to get me head 'round things is all.  Then I'm back on track. 

People tend to notice when the 'vocal' one shuts up shop.  Usually within a couple of days there's some one or two on to me asking wtf is going on.  I don't like to bring others down with my moods so I generally turn around quick and get over it...or at least pretend to - for their sake. 

With the holidays everyone was busy and I was able to get away with a longer than usual sabbatical.  Bridget made me go out  twice, but apart from that I've stayed home by the fire for the last month and a half trying to get me head sorted.  As bad as it was, in a way it was good.  I needed that time to proper feel things besides putting up a front for everyone else's benefit. 

In the last day or two a couple of people I adore have gathered me a bit.  It's time to cop on.  Some things are out of my control and I just need to trust it'll go well.  Despite the other shite, a lot of positives have come my way too so brace yerselves for some good stuff.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 11:19:04 AM
As some of you know, I'm going to Paris.  Can't stand the place so this is an odd one for me to be cheery about really.  But then I'm an odd sort to be fair. 

Got a text last week from a good friend asking for my land line number.  Seemed a bit odd to me really.  Why ask for the land line number when ya have me mobile ya eejit?  So that's what I asked in reply.  Granted, did include the land line while I was at it.  Would seem rude not to.

Turns out this friend is also one of the judges for the European Poker Awards.  Hence the cheery attitude.  I won't have to see any of Paris apart from the taxi to and from the airport and get to hang with people I don't see too often but who's company I enjoy.  Going to the dinner ceremony and the lot as an invited guest and really looking forward to it now!  Should be good fun.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 11:31:16 AM
Sarah and I found Cassie's favourite song completely by accident a couple of weeks ago.  She could be in a coma by the fire with no intention of moving regardless of what's happening around her.  Play this and she pops up with her ears perked ready to get a move on every time.  Song is only ok at best, but it's really funny to see how keen she is on it.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8lq5Urj-kc


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 11, 2011, 11:33:40 AM
lol..MrsB told me you were going and weren't really looking forward to going to Paris. I strongly agree. It's a horrible, horrible place.

If you have to go out for some grub go here though

http://www.lespapillesparis.fr/


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 11:44:46 AM
So before I head to Paris, must visit the budding metropolis that is Bolton for the APAT team event end of this month.  Tickets booked.  Hotel booked.  And I've even got the full passport sorted...mostly.  Must visit to the local police station so they can give me a residence stamp on it and I'm good to go.  

Residence stamps for the passport only came in (were enforced) in the last 5 years or so.  Up to that point I could always come and go as I pleased and there was no mention of this stamp requirement.  It was during one of my poker trips I was stopped on the way home.  They took me into an interview room, fingerprints and photos were taken and I was questioned for a bit.  Eventually I was handed the passport and told I'd 30 days to get it sorted or I was being deported!  WTF?!  I'd been living here 9 years at the time with no hassle, then WHAM!

Turns out it wasn't a big deal really.  Another woman in her 70's has been living here for over 30 years and the same thing happened to her around that time.  The rule was always there, but they never bothered with it before 9/11.  Initially you only get a one year stamp.  Rinse repeat for the first few years.  But I've been told I'm being upgraded to the 4 or 5 year (can't remember which) jobbie.  Saves having to remember it all the time, but also means I'll more than likely forget when the time runs out on it as they don't send you a reminder.  Coin flip, but for now I'm taking it as good news.  Get back to ya in a few years time when I'm due the next one.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 11:51:36 AM
lol..MrsB told me you were going and weren't really looking forward to going to Paris. I strongly agree. It's a horrible, horrible place.

If you have to go out for some grub go here though

http://www.lespapillesparis.fr/

Cheers Boldie!  Will make a note of it and pack it in the case. 

Speaking of.  I'm as tight as they come when it comes to booking flights.  I do whatever I can to avoid checking a bag.  The Paris trip is a day or two longer than I can get away with for a carry on, but turns out a checked bag was included in the ticket I was sent!!!  I've been told there's some sort of awards party with an open bar for us, but as I've gone off the drink a bit the checked bag is winning so far.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 12:06:04 PM
I don't dislike all of France.  I had THE most amazing trip a goodly few years back with 4 very close female friends.  We went on a small luxury cruise up and down the River Seine for a week.  Now and then the boat would dock and a luxury bus carried us here and there along the way to visit some popular tourist spot or another during the day and it would bring us back to the boat in the evening.  Will post more about that trip another time but the one and only complaint I had the entire week was Paris!  Thank god we only spent the last day there and that was more than enough time to know I wouldn't be back.  Or so I thought.  Ah well.  Just have to keep reminding myself - it's people I'm going to see, not the city.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 11, 2011, 12:22:58 PM
I don't dislike all of France.  I had THE most amazing trip a goodly few years back with 4 very close female friends.  We went on a small luxury cruise up and down the River Seine for a week.  Now and then the boat would dock and a luxury bus carried us here and there along the way to visit some popular tourist spot or another during the day and it would bring us back to the boat in the evening.  Will post more about that trip another time but the one and only complaint I had the entire week was Paris!  Thank god we only spent the last day there and that was more than enough time to know I wouldn't be back.  Or so I thought.  Ah well.  Just have to keep reminding myself - it's people I'm going to see, not the city.

France is lovely...it's amazing. Paris is a shit hole though...gets even worse when you go off the tourist track.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 12:52:05 PM
Ger has threatened me with a trip around the 'good spots' in Paris.  He claims I've missed out so far.  Pretty sure he's the only one will get me to see it in a different light, so until then...  I'm just glad we don't see the outside world much on poker trips. 

Speaking of Ger...I'm playing on his team (Chezger) for the Bolton APAT event.  It's a motley crew of degens who I adore, so can't wait!!!  The Friday night will more than likely get messy, but then it's down to the business of poker on Saturday.  I intend to do the coffee/pints of water trick like I did last year during the team event.  Got me to day 2 but didn't manage to seal the deal.  Here's hoping for an improvement this time around.  Pretty sure I'll be the only sober one on the team by dinner time.   rotflmfao  Actually...take that back.  Think there might (just maybe) be two or three of us sober.  Maybe.  Either way it's going to be great fun and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with so many I haven't seen in ages.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 12:59:26 PM
Right.  That's me done and dusted for now.  Must hop in the shower before getting some stuff done round the place.  Banking, groceries...the usual. 

Just want to say a quick thanks to you lot who pushed me back in here.  It's odd.  I wasn't feeling so hot but already I can feel a pep to me step from just messing around here for the hour or so.  Suppose it really is better to get things off yer chest besides hiding out and holding it in. 

Hope ye all have a great day!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on January 11, 2011, 01:40:30 PM
Good to see you posting again fella. Hope the things worrying you sort themselves out for the better. Glad to here you are at Bolton for the APAT team game, me too. Look forward to a beer or two with ya.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 05:24:54 PM
Good to see you posting again fella. Hope the things worrying you sort themselves out for the better. Glad to here you are at Bolton for the APAT team game, me too. Look forward to a beer or two with ya.

Yer on.  With the likes of yerself, The Nun and Iron going (to name just a few) it's going to be such a great week-end!!!  REALLY looking forward to it. 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 05:28:51 PM
Ugh.  The thought just occurred to me.  What does one wear to the Poker Awards do?  Clothes, obv...but does anyone know what the dress code is?  Is it just the usual poker dress code or do they go a bit more formal on the night? 

Can't ask the person who invited me because it would be the same as asking Tikay.  Need to rely on you lot to give me some idea. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 11, 2011, 05:33:08 PM
Never mind.  Just googled it and the images popping up say 'smart casual' will do fine.  Black it is then.  Hides a multitude. 

Must go shopping.  [ ] Can't wait.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: KarmaDope on January 11, 2011, 06:43:30 PM
Good to see you posting again fella. Hope the things worrying you sort themselves out for the better. Glad to here you are at Bolton for the APAT team game, me too. Look forward to a beer or two with ya.

Yer on.  With the likes of yerself, The Nun and Iron going (to name just a few) it's going to be such a great week-end!!!  REALLY looking forward to it. 



Joobs will be there as well, it's gonna be awesome.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on January 11, 2011, 07:22:01 PM
I am curious, is the friend the one you introduced me to at Luton?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 11, 2011, 07:26:41 PM
if in doubt, black is always a good choice :)  Proper gutted I ain't going to Bolton - hope you have a blast!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: amcgrath1uk on January 11, 2011, 08:45:24 PM
Ger has threatened me with a trip around the 'good spots' in Paris.  He claims I've missed out so far.  Pretty sure he's the only one will get me to see it in a different light, so until then...  I'm just glad we don't see the outside world much on poker trips. 

Speaking of Ger...I'm playing on his team (Chezger) for the Bolton APAT event.  It's a motley crew of degens who I adore, so can't wait!!!  The Friday night will more than likely get messy, but then it's down to the business of poker on Saturday.  I intend to do the coffee/pints of water trick like I did last year during the team event.  Got me to day 2 but didn't manage to seal the deal.  Here's hoping for an improvement this time around.  Pretty sure I'll be the only sober one on the team by dinner time.   rotflmfao  Actually...take that back.  Think there might (just maybe) be two or three of us sober.  Maybe.  Either way it's going to be great fun and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with so many I haven't seen in ages.

Once it comes to the business side of things I'll be sober.. Friday however??? ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 12, 2011, 01:06:45 AM
Good to see you posting again fella. Hope the things worrying you sort themselves out for the better. Glad to here you are at Bolton for the APAT team game, me too. Look forward to a beer or two with ya.

Yer on.  With the likes of yerself, The Nun and Iron going (to name just a few) it's going to be such a great week-end!!!  REALLY looking forward to it. 



Joobs will be there as well, it's gonna be awesome.

Excellent!!!  All going well I'll be on her table and we can giggle mad for a few hours.

I am curious, is the friend the one you introduced me to at Luton?

Oh god no!!!   rotflmfao  Will fill you in when we meet in Bolton, but you'll probably be disappointed to a certain extent as there's not much to tell really.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 12, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
The lead on Brian's lappy went busto over the Christmas.  When we discovered this - it was still in one piece.  Obv a loose connection somewhere in the casing, but no visible exterior damage.  So today Brian reminded me to ring the crowd we'd bought from as it's still under the 2 year warranty. 

Found the receipt easy enough.  Pretty strict about saving that kind of thing actually.  Almost as bad as Tighty when it comes to them.  Business related items are kept in files organised by year purchased.  General household items are kept in files based on who/what room it was purchased for.  Every little item you would ever hope to save a receipt for is here and I know exactly where to find it. 

Anyway, get my receipt and make the first call to the shop.  As I'm on the phone stressing there is no visible damage to the lead Brian's face drops a wee bit but he says nothing.  Then they go on to tell me we must bring in the laptop as well as the lead. 

"Huh?  Why?!" 

"Must make sure it fits the laptop properly and they need the laptop to test it."

"Sigh...ok then.  How long until he gets it back?"

"Two to three weeks."

""WHAT?!  He needs the laptop for college at end of the month.  We don't have three weeks to wait."

"Ring this number and explain.  If possible they'll give you a reference number to expedite which you bring into us with the laptop and faulty lead.  Your other option is to buy one of our universal leads for €100."

"Not an option.  Will give them a call.  Cheers."

At this point Brian is trying to say something as I dial the other number.  But I dial fast and he gets the signal not to interrupt because they've already answered.  Rinse repeat our tale.  "No visible damage, laptop in perfect working order but need for college end of month...blah blah blah."  I'm given a reference number which 'should' get it back to us in time but she can't promise anything.  Marv.  We'll just have to take our chances.

Hang up the phone and Brian lands downstairs with the lead.  Which is now officially broken right at the wee bit ya plug into the back of the lappy.  He doesn't know how it happened.  Yeah right.  I bet I do.  The little darlin's were messing with it trying to make it work and snapped the damn thing right off in the end.  Big fat sighhhhhhhhhhhhh.  GG warranty on the lead. 

The place I'd have to travel for this is over 40 minutes each way.  Near where we get the crickets actually.  I just know they won't accept this officially broken lead under warranty now.  Between petrol for the trip and the €100 for the new lead I'm not a happy bunny. 

But all is not lost.  Just found exactly what we need on the internet.  Right down to correct model number and all.  Delivered by courier to my door within 48 hours for €39!!!  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

The kids have narrowly escaped an hour long earful on proper care for their things.  Instead they'll get the abridged version.  Should see them free and clear in maybe half the time if they're lucky...and they don't argue.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 12, 2011, 03:23:37 PM
Sitting here thinking about it.  How do companies get away with such a high mark-up on things like that?!  Feck sake.  That's insane!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 12, 2011, 03:28:34 PM
Sitting here thinking about it.  How do companies get away with such a high mark-up on things like that?!  Feck sake.  That's insane!

Because people keep breaking shit and voiding the warranty :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 12, 2011, 03:47:10 PM
Sitting here thinking about it.  How do companies get away with such a high mark-up on things like that?!  Feck sake.  That's insane!

Because people keep breaking shit and voiding the warranty :)

 rotflmfao  Cheers.  Sigh.

I was more referring to the shop wanting €100 while a crowd on the internet crowd sell the same thing for €39.  Yeah I know the shop has bigger overlays ie rent, staff, etc. but geez louise!  They're also a huge chain and buy in bulk with massive wholesale discounts.  Surely the mark-up shouldn't be THAT much? 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 12, 2011, 04:24:24 PM
Sitting here thinking about it.  How do companies get away with such a high mark-up on things like that?!  Feck sake.  That's insane!

Because people keep breaking shit and voiding the warranty :)

 rotflmfao  Cheers.  Sigh.

I was more referring to the shop wanting €100 while a crowd on the internet crowd sell the same thing for €39.  Yeah I know the shop has bigger overlays ie rent, staff, etc. but geez louise!  They're also a huge chain and buy in bulk with massive wholesale discounts.  Surely the mark-up shouldn't be THAT much? 

Because quite a few people will still buy in the shop so they can get away with it. There is no excuse (other then "we'd go under if we didn't charge it as we don't sell that much". an Argument which can only be countered with "Yeah, but you don't sell that much because you are too expensive". then they'd say "Yeah but we already can't compete with the internet based shops so screw it") really...but they get away with it in quite a few cases.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on January 12, 2011, 04:26:48 PM
I love t'interweb shopping. The other day I wanted oralB toothbrush head replacements. Boots nearly £10 for 4. T'interweb same branded product £5 including postage. Have found then cheaper than this but needed em quick before tomorrow.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 12, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
I'm kind of stuffed to a certain extent when it comes to internet shopping.  I don't have or use a credit card for anything.  When business was booming we had one which I didn't use much anyway.  But when business got tricky (customers crying out for work to be done fast, but weren't inclined to pay as fast) I got rid of it for fear it would be relied on to the point of no return... and we'd end up with a big debt. 

Everything done online is paid for using a laser card now.  The money comes straight out of the checking account with no overdraft.  If no money there, can't use the card.  Simples and no debt.  The catch being (due to Irish banking rules at the minute) it can only be used on Irish based sites.  Outside of Ireland it's only a glorified cash machine card.  Makes booking hotels, holidays and the like tricky as I'm limited to Ireland.  All that said - as was shown today - it still saves me a wee bit of money over the local shops.  And saves a heck of a lot in petrol costs too. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 13, 2011, 02:38:53 AM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on January 13, 2011, 11:43:58 AM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: vegaslover on January 15, 2011, 08:09:31 AM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 16, 2011, 12:12:45 PM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved

That must have been hysterical! 

Don't think I was a member back then, but do remember a good few PRO's since joining.  Reckon we can bring it back to it's old glory days.  If the other night is anything to go by...we're already well on our way.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 16, 2011, 12:18:29 PM
APAT Spain this week-end and I was really hoping to go, but flights were abso ridic from my part of the world.  Good swerve as it turns out.  The casino informed Tighty 24 before kick off that start time was being pushed forward from the usual 2:30pm to 6pm!  I tend to cut back on the drink big style when I'm playing APAT's, but just know we'd be propping up a bar killing those few hours.  GG buy in if that was the case. 

All in all, whilst it would have been nice to get there my bank balance and liver are delighted with the swerve.

Good luck to all the blondes still in for day 2!!!  Bigfella is one and a heart of gold he has.  Would be great to see him bink the win tonight.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 16, 2011, 12:19:51 PM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved

That must have been hysterical! 

Don't think I was a member back then, but do remember a good few PRO's since joining.  Reckon we can bring it back to it's old glory days.  If the other night is anything to go by...we're already well on our way.

Nah, the only players left on blonde are tez (other than monda and yourself) so we won't get to the latter stages of tourneys often enough for a rail anymore ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 16, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved

That must have been hysterical! 

Don't think I was a member back then, but do remember a good few PRO's since joining.  Reckon we can bring it back to it's old glory days.  If the other night is anything to go by...we're already well on our way.

Nah, the only players left on blonde are tez (other than monda and yourself) so we won't get to the latter stages of tourneys often enough for a rail anymore ;)

Well shit.  I rarely play these days and mond mostly playing cash tables.  Will hafta step it up a notch in that case.   rotflmfao

In actual fact we've loads of good players floating around.  They're just too shy to let on when they're doing well.  Apparently there's this GIQ thing is the new vogue.  All fine and well, but makes it difficult to rail peeps if they're doing it all on the quiet.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on January 16, 2011, 12:41:48 PM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved

That must have been hysterical! 

Don't think I was a member back then, but do remember a good few PRO's since joining.  Reckon we can bring it back to it's old glory days.  If the other night is anything to go by...we're already well on our way.

Nah, the only players left on blonde are tez (other than monda and yourself) so we won't get to the latter stages of tourneys often enough for a rail anymore ;)

Well shit.  I rarely play these days and mond mostly playing cash tables.  Will hafta step it up a notch in that case.   rotflmfao

In actual fact we've loads of good players floating around.  They're just too shy to let on when they're doing well.  Apparently there's this GIQ thing is the new vogue.  All fine and well, but makes it difficult to rail peeps if they're doing it all on the quiet.

I havent made a final table in a coon's age....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Graham C on January 16, 2011, 12:44:41 PM
Nice result on the Sky tables Dawn :)

Sov had some PRO the other day.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 16, 2011, 12:49:51 PM
Nice result on the Sky tables Dawn :)

Sov had some PRO the other day.

Think I posted well done after the fact on that one, but just in case - WELL DONE SOV!!! 

I love a good rail but sleep patterns have been all over the shop so I tend to miss them these days.  That said if you see me online at OMG a.m. feel free to give a shout as I'm likely just after waking from my 4 hour daily rest and will happily rail to the end for ya.  I've been pretty good luck for a few on here in the past, so hopefully we can continue the trend. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 16, 2011, 04:20:12 PM
Sinéad has been on my case lately.  I'm trying to lose a bit of the belly.  The pint count's been cut right down to basically none (bar a visit from Ger) and rubbish food's been cut out too.  I've a brekkie of some sort which usually includes fruit and cereal.  Then I've a decent lunch around 1 or 2pm while the crew are at school. 

When I throw dinner on the table for them at 4 or 5 I'm still not hungry yet so just hang around for the chat - but don't eat.  By the time I get hungry it's heading for 7pm so I just have some fruit and a glass of milk or summat and that's me happy.  Except that Sinéad has noticed my 'skipping dinner'. 

Tried to explain to her that I'm eating but have the main meal while they're at school.  Yesterday I tried switching things around so she'd see that I do in fact eat a meal of sorts.  Had fruit in the middle of the day and had a small portion of the beef casserole at 5pm.  Only it was after the crew had theirs and were back out with their mates.  So she missed it.  Cue lecture by her at 9pm when they were tucking into a pizza and I turned down a slice.  Sigh.

Fine for her.  She's a twig just like her mother was at that age.  Will be a goodly few years before I get to say, "Told ya so."


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 16, 2011, 06:31:18 PM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved

That must have been hysterical! 

Don't think I was a member back then, but do remember a good few PRO's since joining.  Reckon we can bring it back to it's old glory days.  If the other night is anything to go by...we're already well on our way.

Nah, the only players left on blonde are tez (other than monda and yourself) so we won't get to the latter stages of tourneys often enough for a rail anymore ;)

perhaps we could relax the rules on calling for the PRO, and make it acceptable if you, say, make the last 5 of 10 seater sng?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 16, 2011, 06:32:07 PM
Boldie posted the other day how he felt there's been a much happier vibe around the forum lately.  I was quietly in agreement then, but now I'm going to say it out loud. 

The blonde crew really do come up trumps when it matters.  Not only have I copped on and pulled out of the low I was in thanks to a few around here...managed to fold Tikay me way to 2nd with the help of a massive rail on Sky tonight.  Not a life saving figure, but that wasn't what mattered. 

You lot really were great on the rail.  Was the old blonde back again and lots of fun!!!  Knew we had it in us.  Thanks again.  xx

 All +1, Dawn. And well done for handling the disco so well, too.

It's like finding an old comfy overcoat, & you have forgotten how nice & warm it was.

I've not enjoyed an evening Online so much in aeons.
Such a rare thing, the online PRO nowadays. The last one I remember was Red being on a final on laddies and everyone winding up tikay to the point a mod on laddies  tried to get involved

That must have been hysterical! 

Don't think I was a member back then, but do remember a good few PRO's since joining.  Reckon we can bring it back to it's old glory days.  If the other night is anything to go by...we're already well on our way.

Nah, the only players left on blonde are tez (other than monda and yourself) so we won't get to the latter stages of tourneys often enough for a rail anymore ;)

perhaps we could relax the rules on calling for the PRO, and make it acceptable if you, say, make the last 5 of 10 seater sng?

Ah, I remember the days when I could make that...happy times they were.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 17, 2011, 03:01:17 AM
Right so.  Just to be sure.  We'll have to get a blonde raiding party on the sky sit n go's for a laugh.  At least then we're sure some one of us is going to make the money.  Watch this space.  Well...not this space as such.  Will post it where people might actually see it.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on January 17, 2011, 01:41:17 PM

SPAM ALERT - sorry Dawn!

If you want some Railing fun, the "Sky's The Limit" blonde League takes place tonight at 8.10pm, in a fiver Omaha jobbie, on SkyPoker.com.

Should be interesting......


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 17, 2011, 02:22:36 PM

SPAM ALERT - sorry Dawn!

If you want some Railing fun, the "Sky's The Limit" blonde League takes place tonight at 8.10pm, in a fiver Omaha jobbie, on SkyPoker.com.

Should be interesting......

 rotflmfao  Never miss a trick, so ya don't. 

Was asked to play pub poker tonight but turned it down in favour of the blonde league.  I'll be here for sure and sticking it out to the end railing the last blonde standing.  Should be good fun for a Monday night so make sure ye all get reg'd!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on January 17, 2011, 02:55:26 PM

SPAM ALERT - sorry Dawn!

If you want some Railing fun, the "Sky's The Limit" blonde League takes place tonight at 8.10pm, in a fiver Omaha jobbie, on SkyPoker.com.

Should be interesting......

 rotflmfao  Never miss a trick, so ya don't. 

Was asked to play pub poker tonight but turned it down in favour of the blonde league.  I'll be here for sure and sticking it out to the end railing the last blonde standing.  Should be good fun for a Monday night so make sure ye all get reg'd!

Looks like a huge field in the offing......

cdw2222 2000   
Laxie 2000   
tikay1 2000



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 17, 2011, 03:03:06 PM

SPAM ALERT - sorry Dawn!

If you want some Railing fun, the "Sky's The Limit" blonde League takes place tonight at 8.10pm, in a fiver Omaha jobbie, on SkyPoker.com.

Should be interesting......

 rotflmfao  Never miss a trick, so ya don't. 

Was asked to play pub poker tonight but turned it down in favour of the blonde league.  I'll be here for sure and sticking it out to the end railing the last blonde standing.  Should be good fun for a Monday night so make sure ye all get reg'd!

Looks like a huge field in the offing......

cdw2222 2000   
Laxie 2000   
tikay1 2000



No worries.  Goodly few of them have this whole work thing to get through first.  Expect numbers to start rising after 5pm.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 18, 2011, 01:40:30 PM
Day nearly down and I've yet to do what I was meant to do today.  Was actually meant to do it yesterday but managed a swerve.  Going well then.  Proper pro at postponing shopping, so I am.  Where's Boldie when ya need him?  Actually...scratch that.  I'd end up with 101 pairs of socks. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 18, 2011, 02:00:46 PM
Day nearly down and I've yet to do what I was meant to do today.  Was actually meant to do it yesterday but managed a swerve.  Going well then.  Proper pro at postponing shopping, so I am.  Where's Boldie when ya need him?  Actually...scratch that.  I'd end up with 101 pairs of socks. 

Do you need socks? I know some great places for sock shopping, I could come with you :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 18, 2011, 02:07:39 PM
Day nearly down and I've yet to do what I was meant to do today.  Was actually meant to do it yesterday but managed a swerve.  Going well then.  Proper pro at postponing shopping, so I am.  Where's Boldie when ya need him?  Actually...scratch that.  I'd end up with 101 pairs of socks. 

Do you need socks? I know some great places for sock shopping, I could come with you :)

Nope.  No socks required.  Have loads of them in fact.  Easiest thing on the planet to buy.  No brainer and stress free. 

Food and clothes.  No choice on the food shopping - must be done today so I'm heading off in a few. 

Clothes shopping will be put off for another few days.  Hoping to kick the idea to the curb altogether but Bridget isn't in agreement with me so will require swerving Bridget too.  Don't suppose yer any good at clothes shopping?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 18, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Day nearly down and I've yet to do what I was meant to do today.  Was actually meant to do it yesterday but managed a swerve.  Going well then.  Proper pro at postponing shopping, so I am.  Where's Boldie when ya need him?  Actually...scratch that.  I'd end up with 101 pairs of socks. 

Do you need socks? I know some great places for sock shopping, I could come with you :)

Nope.  No socks required.  Have loads of them in fact.  Easiest thing on the planet to buy.  No brainer and stress free. 

Food and clothes.  No choice on the food shopping - must be done today so I'm heading off in a few. 

Clothes shopping will be put off for another few days.  Hoping to kick the idea to the curb altogether but Bridget isn't in agreement with me so will require swerving Bridget too.  Don't suppose yer any good at clothes shopping?

I only do two types of clothes shopping;

1 Buy new suits and shirts; Piece of piss this. Suit should be black or grey and shirt should be white (occasionally I go wild and buy a black one)

2; Normal, or holiday, clothes shopping; Walk in to Next (or similar shop, last time ...before me and the Mrs went to Havana so approx 2 years ago..maybe 3?, it was Next as the kind people at the men's shop where they sell clothes for adults, so suits, said that that's where I should go for holiday clothes).
   Flick through catalogue. Spot outfit you quite like.
  Walk up to the first person you see who works in that shop. Point at the picture and say "I want that, where can I find it?"
  Explain to said person that you are not just talking about the shorts or shirt or whatever but that you want the entire outfit as that is the only way you'll know stuff goes together.

Job done.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 18, 2011, 07:09:24 PM
Easier said than done.  Sigh.  You don't have extra bits that need to fit into the clothes.  And they don't make too many nice clothes that fit me bits.   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 18, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
Easier said than done.  Sigh.  You don't have extra bits that need to fit into the clothes.  And they don't make too many nice clothes that fit me bits.   

not to mention not having a clue what size you'll need as they vary even between different things in the same shop. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 19, 2011, 07:32:07 AM
Easier said than done.  Sigh.  You don't have extra bits that need to fit into the clothes.  And they don't make too many nice clothes that fit me bits.    

not to mention not having a clue what size you'll need as they vary even between different things in the same shop.  

Yeah, I find a good way around that is to not try something on and just hide the new stuff in the back of the wardrobe when it doesn't fit...that also allows you to go and wear your old comfy stuff that you actually wanted to wear :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 02:14:04 PM
Easier said than done.  Sigh.  You don't have extra bits that need to fit into the clothes.  And they don't make too many nice clothes that fit me bits.    

not to mention not having a clue what size you'll need as they vary even between different things in the same shop.  

Yeah, I find a good way around that is to not try something on and just hide the new stuff in the back of the wardrobe when it doesn't fit...that also allows you to go and wear your old comfy stuff that you actually wanted to wear :)

And defeats the purpose of shopping in the first place so won't be doing that.  Yer such a Lad ffs!  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 19, 2011, 02:44:31 PM
Easier said than done.  Sigh.  You don't have extra bits that need to fit into the clothes.  And they don't make too many nice clothes that fit me bits.    

not to mention not having a clue what size you'll need as they vary even between different things in the same shop.  

Yeah, I find a good way around that is to not try something on and just hide the new stuff in the back of the wardrobe when it doesn't fit...that also allows you to go and wear your old comfy stuff that you actually wanted to wear :)

And defeats the purpose of shopping in the first place so won't be doing that.  Yer such a Lad ffs!  lol

I consider it punishment for MrsB making me go shopping :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 03:08:10 PM
Was up at 6:30am this morning.  Well, that's not entirely true.  Actually woke at 1:30am after the usual crash and burn around 10pm last night.  Four hours tops in sleep mode and tired but awake the other 20 hours in the day.  That's the ongoing party piece by me with months at this stage.  Sarah had an ortho appointment in Cork at 9am.  No need to set an alarm because I'm always up at that time .  

Plan was shower at 6:30am, wake her at 7 and on the road for 7:30.  Except that my eyes decided to close for themselves around 4am.  Why is it when I need to wake for something it always seems I do me best sleeping?  Yet if nothing were planned for this morning I'd have been up and about without interruption.  Was a complete fluke but we still managed everything on time.
 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 04:04:52 PM
So during our last visit right before Christmas they told me Sarah has lots of baby teeth to lose yet before they can really get going with fixing her.  They said she's a year or more behind with losing them too.  But they also said a few were already pretty loose so they'd rather the teeth fall out of their own accord besides being pulled by them.  Fair enough.  Sounds reasonable. 

Next thing he turned to Sarah and told her to start tugging on them during the following six weeks to see could she get them to come out in time.  WTF?!  Ya'd rather they fall out of their own accord and then instruct a 13 year old to start tugging during her free time?!  Marv. 

We were sent on our way and told to come back in 6 weeks.  Needless to say, she had one out before the day was out.  And the other was yanked out some time in the last week or so.  But the last one proved more difficult than she was hoping and was still firmly in place when we arrived this morning.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on January 19, 2011, 04:27:01 PM
I still have some of my baby teeth.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on January 19, 2011, 04:28:30 PM
In my mouth I mean, not in a jar or box or summit.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on January 19, 2011, 04:45:49 PM
I'm guessing pulling them out with pliers and anaesthetic is a bit different to tugging on them with your bare hands and no pain relief though!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 05:18:13 PM
Delay of game on Sarah's ortho tales while I vent for a minute.


kjfag;fdajkgs;fjkhgf;sjkhfda;jknfkjbnfda;kgjbfd;gjcf;kjgdkcjg;adfjn


And breeeeeeeeeathe. 

I swear I'm dealing with total fecking muppets around here sometimes.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
So we land today for her latest ortho appointment and Sarah is sure they'll pull that last baby tooth they were keen to see out of their way.  I did try to warm her it wasn't likely.  I could sense the bluff by yer man during our last visit when he reluctantly agreed to pull any teeth that hadn't 'fallen' out.  Sure enough.  Not today.  There's a shocker.

Turns out the reason they didn't bother today is because they're scheduling her for ortho surgery.  They've said they'll take out not just the one, but two teeth while they have hold of her on op day.  Her 'eye' teeth aren't coming down where they should.  Instead they're coming down through the roof of her mouth a goodly bit back from the front line. 

One is further back than the other so they're going to cut around it to expose the tooth and will put a plate on the back of it with a wee hook.  Then they'll give her some sort of wee wire along the front of her teeth with another wee hook and she'll have a rubber band of sorts attached to each of those wee hooks.  Hope being it'll pull the eye tooth forward in time.

With the other they're hoping it'll sort itself once they remove the baby tooth in it's way.  If not, it'll be rinse repeat on that side with the whole cut and rubber band jobbie.

And that's just the top half of her mouth.  Wait til they get to the mess down below.  That's when the real fun starts.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Delay of game on Sarah's ortho tales while I vent for a minute.


kjfag;fdajkgs;fjkhgf;sjkhfda;jknfkjbnfda;kgjbfd;gjcf;kjgdkcjg;adfjn


And breeeeeeeeeathe. 

I swear I'm dealing with total fecking muppets around here sometimes.

And now I can 'splain the rant above.  But first...one more for the road...........

xfkgjhrfd;kgujhREFD;GTUYHRl;ghfdagjhda;knhda;khafdkjnfdsjkndfgjsdgjkh



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
I still have some of my baby teeth.

WTF?!  How is that possible?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
When we got back from Cork and the ortho dude I noticed a few Eircom vans in the area.  Eircom is the national telephone company.  Didn't take much notice as we've an exchange station in the village or summat like that and reckoned they were just checking on things there.

Got a knock on the door within 30 minutes of landing home.  The guy wanted permission to go into my back yard as it was much easier to access one of their telephone poles. 

"No problem but please make sure you close and tie the gate like you found it and put the bins back in front of it the same too."

With that I get this annoyed look by the guy so I explain, "It's just that we have two dogs and they know how to open the gate if it's not exactly as you found it when you leave."

Now he's looking even more annoyed as he realises I'm serious but he agrees to follow my request.  Good thing.  If not the fecker can go half mile down the road and find his way into the field.  Then he can trudge the half mile back through said field followed by having to climb a steep ditch.  No odds to me.  Agree to close the fecking gate properly or get lost.  But I didn't say it like that obv.

So in he goes, does his thing and when I see him in the front yard I ask if he's sorted the gate.  He grunts "I have" before carrying off on his way.  A few minutes later he lands back and points through the window to the back yard again.  Figure I'll save him a repeat of the lecture and just nod through the window.  Once he's finished I spare him the second round of questioning as I normally reserve that for children.  He nods, I nod and all is right.  Or so I thought. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 05:52:41 PM
When the weather isn't bad I tend to send the dogs out the back while I'm getting dinner sorted.  If I don't, Cassie makes it her business to throw down right in front of the oven and isn't inclined to move until I'm finished cooking. 

Not an easy task trying to manoeuvre around a massive Greyhound stretched out to the max across the floor of a small kitchen when yer trying to cook a dinner.  When she's in full stretch and positioned just the right way, she takes up the front of the cooker as well as most of the space in front of the sink. 

I mostly just giggle and get on with it, but when I'm under pressure to get the dinner done quick, it's just easier to clear her for fear of tripping over her.  So today the pair were cleared to the back yard while I was cooking.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on January 19, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
I still have some of my baby teeth.

WTF?!  How is that possible?!

Dunno, when I was a lad they weren't coming out of their own accord. The dentist wanted to pull them out but my dad wouldn't let them as it involved giving me gas etc. Don;t really know the full story. The dentist did also say that it wasn't important as the other teeth would make room for themselves. I can feel one sort of behind or above one of my top chewing teeth on the right hand side. Will find out the right story when i see my mum next. But it's def true.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
Normally when Lily goes about her escape you get a bit of warning.  The gate bangs around a bit first.  Then you can hear the bins starting to shift from their spot.  I always go out and check when I hear her banging the gate because it usually means she reckons she has a shot at it.  Today there was none of that.  Well no fecking wonder.  That's because the bastard who was in me yard didn't even bother to close the gate in the end.  Never mind tie it or put the bins back.  

All the sudden the house phone and me mobile were ringing off the hook.  The pair had gone on a run about around the village and wouldn't come to anyone who called them.  Well of course not.  This was Cassie's first proper free for all run since her accident.  No way in hell she was coming back to any of them.  She was going to have some fun.  As for Lily?  "Well if Cassie's not listening why should I?"

Long and short of it, the pair did come back when I got there and shouted out to them.  Heads down and moping their way towards me I thanked all the people who were stood round the place that had been trying to get hold of them and shuffled the pair back into the car.  I tried giving out to them but they were so funny I couldn't do it properly.  Cassie was there with this big cheesy grin on her face and Lily was just sat there wrecked from trying to keep up with Cassie.  In the end I just laughed because I knew they were safe, called them two eejits and brought them home.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 06:05:49 PM
Phoned Eircom after.  They got an earful and a half by the time I was done.  Got loads of apologies from the poor soul who had the misfortune of dealing with my call.  And from now on they can be trudging through the damn field as I've given them strict orders to stay out of my yard.  I'll supposedly be getting a call from the area manager in the next few days to further apologise.  They're still not going to be allowed in the yard.  He can take a flying leap now for all I care.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 19, 2011, 06:50:01 PM
I still have some of my baby teeth.

weirdo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 06:53:49 PM
I still have some of my baby teeth.

weirdo

He is, isn't he?  Always knew it but now we have more proof.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 07:15:19 PM
Am currently abso exhausted and about to go for a nap.  The girls are on strict orders to wake me at 8:30 so I've time to wake properly before the Omaha.  Send a search party if I'm sat out at yer table.  K thx. 

Omaha at 8:40 on Sky £11 buy in.  Be there or be square...or possibly sleeping.  But get reg'd!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 07:18:15 PM
Also.  Would someone please remind me on Friday to go to the local police station at 6pm?  I've an appointment to get the passport stamped but having a hard time remembering what day it is again. 

So this is what it's like to get old, huh?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 08:29:54 PM
Sure did have that nap.

I'm a freak.  The minute I decide a nap's required...I stop being tired.  Go figure.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on January 19, 2011, 08:59:34 PM
Sure did have that nap.

I'm a freak.  The minute I decide a nap's required...I stop being tired.  Go figure.

Go to bed, lie there, tell yourself you have to get up in 10 minutes, gtd sleep for 8 hours. Simple.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 11:18:33 PM
Sure did have that nap.

I'm a freak.  The minute I decide a nap's required...I stop being tired.  Go figure.

Go to bed, lie there, tell yourself you have to get up in 10 minutes, gtd sleep for 8 hours. Simple.

Meh.  Sleep is for wimps.  Currently wired for sound.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 19, 2011, 11:19:19 PM
Dear God,

My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

Amen


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 10:56:20 AM
Today I'm making a cheesecake.   

Brian loves when I make cheesecake and had been asking for months.  It'd been years since the last one was made.  After living in New York for a goodly bit, cheesecake had become serious business.  We're not talking yer standard light hearted affair.  Oh no.  This is proper stick to yer ribs (and book an appointment with a cardio doc) cheesecake.

When we first moved to Ireland things like Philly cream cheese were hard to find.  Creme fraiche was next to impossible to get and I had to special order it.  I refused to make it 'wrong' using alternative ingredients so basically got out of the habit altogether. 

Early days I got away with it by telling him we just couldn't get the ingredients.  Which was true.  But as he got older his yearning for cheesecake never faltered...and Ireland managed to get the ingredients in. 

Finally got round to making one last week and he was over the moon.  Except that now he's a bit older he's a fecking food critic!  He's all sorts of new ideas to tweak it and wants me to give them a go.  I shall mostly be breaking all my rules by breaking away from the recipe I've carried for years and will be adding a twist to the old faithful. 

This has caused a small bit of concern.  If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  I'll do it because he's asked, but still....

Even had a dream during me few hours kip last night.  Mrs. Red was in it!  I'd to make the old recipe first.  The next day I went about making the 'new' version and she wasn't at all impressed. 

Really do need to get out more.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 10:58:26 AM
Ah, proper cheesecake is lovely....what they try to pass off as cheesecake over here is just not right.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 02:30:32 PM
Ah, proper cheesecake is lovely....what they try to pass off as cheesecake over here is just not right.

'What they try to pass off' here isn't even cheesecake imo.  Not sure what ya'd call it...other than rubbish.

Right.  I've posted in Red's diary asking for Mrs. Red's regarding this new breed of cheesecake and Red's gone missing. 

Imma hafta wing it.  Not going to be easy.  Can't get Mrs. Red's disappointed look outta me head.  Plan is to blame Tom if it goes tits up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
Ah, proper cheesecake is lovely....what they try to pass off as cheesecake over here is just not right.

'What they try to pass off' here isn't even cheesecake imo.  Not sure what ya'd call it...other than rubbish.

Right.  I've posted in Red's diary asking for Mrs. Red's regarding this new breed of cheesecake and Red's gone missing. 

Imma hafta wing it.  Not going to be easy.  Can't get Mrs. Red's disappointed look outta me head.  Plan is to blame Tom if it goes tits up.

you have my address...send me some when you've made it..or just make 2 or 3 ;) I would gladly throw away the good eating habits to scoff a proper Yankie cheesecake :) (why does that sound soo dodgy?)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on January 20, 2011, 03:04:51 PM
Recipe for original cheesecake please?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 03:16:56 PM
Recipe for original cheesecake please? Send me some as well because, like Boldie, I also can't be bothered making it

FYP, it's the easy way mate. If she chooses to include the recipe with the cheesecake that'd be grand. If not, then she can just make us another one :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 03:52:03 PM
This is the recipe handed down to me by relations years ago:

BASE CRUST

1 1/2 cup digestive biscuit crumbs
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons sugar
6 tablespoons melted butter

Combine all ingredients, dump into 11" spring-form pan.  Spread around loosely until evenly distributed then pack it down with your flat bare hand.  Spray sides of pan with no stick junk.


FILLING

4 pkgs Philadelphia cream cheese
3/4 cup sugar
4 jumbo eggs
500ml sour cream or creme fraiche  *see note below
1 tablespoon vanilla
2 tablespoons melted butter

Let all ingredients sit out and come to room temperature.  If you have a mixer or processor use it.  If not it's ok just use a rubber spatula and a big bowl.

Mash up the cream cheese to get it pliable-squishie then add the sugar and mix some more.

Add the eggs one at a time but crack them into a bowl first.  Remind yourself how you just spent silly money on cream cheese and how your in-laws would like to mention it's to be expected you would have egg shells in the food.

Next add sour cream, vanilla and finally melted butter.

If you're using a mixer make sure you mix it a wee bit by hand to make sure the major coating of cream cheese on the bowl has been incorporated.

Pour this whole thing into the spring-form pan on top of your crust.  Bake in the lower half of a 160 degree fan oven (170 regular) for 50 minutes.

Let it sit out until it cools off then refrigerate overnight.  While it's still in the pan make topping of your choice and add to the cake.


TOPPING  **more notes below
3/4 cup sour cream
3 tablespoons sugar

Mix up with spoon and dump into the middle of the cheesecake.  With a big serving spoon work from the middle and go round with the spoon squishing the topping out to the lip of the cake.  If the cake cracks while it's baking this should cover it up.

The cake will travel well like this.  When you are ready to serve open the spring-form and cut with a wet knife.  Cut in half, then the half into quarters and those quarters into four.  This sounds kind of chintzy but it's not.  Rinse the knife every few cuts to get very pretty pieces.



DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SERVE THIS ON THE SAME DAY YOU MAKE IT!

* Today I did a bit of a 'half and half'.  Half creme fraiche and half mixed forest berries that I smoothied in a blender first.  Will get back to you on success or failure.

** This is part of the original recipe but I prefer fruit of some sort as a topping - doesn't feel as guilty to eat it then.  lol  My topping is berries of your choice with a couple of tablespoons of sugar (to your taste) - simmered.  Sieve out the seeds if required then add a teaspoon or two of corn flour while on low heat to thicken.  Top cheesecake with this mixture while it's still in the spring form pan and before it's put in the fridge to chill.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on January 20, 2011, 03:58:43 PM
That looks too complicated Dawn.

This is a lot easier = better.

Jell-o No Bake Cheesecake Mix allows you to make a velvety smooth cheesecake with a golden Honey Maid graham crust.

The mix takes about 15 minutes to prepare, then refrigerate for an hour before it's ready to eat!

To complete the recipe, as well as a pack of Jell-o No Bake Cheesecake Mix, you'll also need:

2 tablespoons of sugar
5 tablespoons of butter
1 1/2 cups of cold milk




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 04:01:45 PM

Add the eggs one at a time but crack them into a bowl first.  Remind yourself how you just spent silly money on cream cheese and how your in-laws would like to mention it's to be expected you would have egg shells in the food.


That bit always makes me giggle   rotflmfao

My older sister Laura (she's technically 'step-sister' but we've always considered each other sisters) sent me the recipe as you see it above not long after I was married.  Before that time I used to just call to Laura's where it had already been made for me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 04:04:19 PM
Don't listen to Tikay people!!!  He might (just maybe) have some clue about poker, but he knows sweet feck all about cheesecake. 

Firstly his 'cheesecake' is abso RUBBISH!!! 

And secondly, mine isn't difficult at all.  Can be knocked out and in the oven in no time.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 04:08:48 PM
Don't listen to Tikay people!!!  He might (just maybe) have some clue about poker, but he knows sweet feck all about cheesecake. 

Firstly his 'cheesecake' is abso RUBBISH!!! 

And secondly, mine isn't difficult at all.  Can be knocked out and in the oven in no time.

How long does it take to put in a box and send to bongo and myself?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on January 20, 2011, 04:11:10 PM
Don't listen to Tikay people!!!  He might (just maybe) have some clue about poker, but he knows sweet feck all about cheesecake. 

Firstly his 'cheesecake' is abso RUBBISH!!! 

And secondly, mine isn't difficult at all.  Can be knocked out and in the oven in no time.

How long does it take to put in a box and send to bongo and myself?

Exactly. I rest my case.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 04:14:00 PM
Don't listen to Tikay people!!!  He might (just maybe) have some clue about poker, but he knows sweet feck all about cheesecake. 

Firstly his 'cheesecake' is abso RUBBISH!!! 

And secondly, mine isn't difficult at all.  Can be knocked out and in the oven in no time.

How long does it take to put in a box and send to bongo and myself?

Exactly. I rest my case.

Stick to what ya know Bugs Bunny and get back to yer salads.

As for the Lads.  If ye ever get over here I'll happily make one for ya.  Alternatively, I can make on over there if ye have the stuff and an oven handy. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 04:15:02 PM
Don't listen to Tikay people!!!  He might (just maybe) have some clue about poker, but he knows sweet feck all about cheesecake. 

Firstly his 'cheesecake' is abso RUBBISH!!! 

And secondly, mine isn't difficult at all.  Can be knocked out and in the oven in no time.

How long does it take to put in a box and send to bongo and myself?

Exactly. I rest my case.

Stick to what ya know Bugs Bunny and get back to yer salads.

As for the Lads.  If ye ever get over here I'll happily make one for ya.  Alternatively, I can make on over there if ye have the stuff and an oven handy. 

this sounds like much less effort. Anytime you want to come over for a few hours to make me a cheese cake you're more than welcome. :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 20, 2011, 04:21:06 PM
 rotflmfao  No worries.  Will look into flights.  However I'm not quite the 'few hours' type girl.  More likely will be 'few days'.  Just warning ya.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 04:27:38 PM
rotflmfao  No worries.  Will look into flights.  However I'm not quite the 'few hours' type girl.  More likely will be 'few days'.  Just warning ya.

Yeah, that's fine. MrsB would be delighted. You can exchange cake recipes...(She makes a mean lemon drizzle, well she has...once...promised me many a times since but I have yet to see another one...she's a tease, she is)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on January 20, 2011, 05:02:39 PM
A soldier sat in the army jail,
and his mother brought him a pudden.
The Sargent said it wasn't allowed,
although it was a good un.
Then the Sargent looked at the mother's face,
he could see she was feeling hurt.
So he did something he thought he would never do,
Help a soldier to dessert.


"Hold out your pudden for jam" he cried,
when the the mother left that day.
So the soldier held out his pudden,
and the Sargent took it away.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on January 21, 2011, 01:51:55 AM
Ignore the boys, I'm definitely pillaging your new york baked cheesecake recipe

THANKYOU VERY MUCH!!!

Will let you know how it turns out

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 21, 2011, 07:15:49 AM
Ignore the boys,

OI! I'm trying to get a cheesecake here woman!...Don't come between a man and a proper NY cheesecake, it's not safe.  :tikay:


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 08:03:04 AM
OMFG!!! 

Last night I threw down on the sofa around 7pm after placing cheesecake in fridge for it's over night chill time.  Didn't wake until 7 this morning!!!  So THAT'S what sleep is like?!  Blimey.  Must have needed it badly.  Not had a 12 hour stretch like that in forever.

So I go to the fridge this morning to remove the spring form sides from the base of the pan with intentions of 'dressing' said cake with a few fresh strawberries.  Was then going to take more photos of the finished product for ye.  Except the lil darlin's raided the fridge last night while I slept...and ate HALF the fecking cheesecake!!! 

My phone is currently uploading 108 photos to the computer.  108?  108?!  Has it really been that long since I posted a photo?  Blimey.  Well, don't worry...I'll spare ye most of them.  But looks like today is picture day.  And last one will be the half demolished cake.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 21, 2011, 10:48:20 AM
rotflmfao, your kids probably drugged you so they could eat the cake.

Can't blame them really.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 10:51:32 AM
I posted a bit ago when Cork won the All Ireland Football Final and brought the Sam McGuire cup back home to Cork.

I've also posted a goodly bit about 'Baby'.  She's the 97 year old across the road. 

Well, last Sunday Baby got to meet Sam.  Every year the cup makes its way around various villages of the county who won it.  Last Sunday was Knocknagree's turn. 

The usual routine for our village when a cup lands is to have a bit of a 'do' in the local community centre first.  That's so the kids and non-drinkers can enjoy a bit of time with it.  Then the cup makes its way through each of the pubs for the night. 

Baby's the oldest person in the village and she wasn't able for the weather on the day.  Would have been a shame for her to miss the celebrations...so we brought the celebrations to her.  A bunch of neighbours landed, drinks were flowing and laughs aplenty.  Baby kind of lost her senses for a bit and wanted to know where Sam was.  She thought a person was calling to see her...not a cup.  Took a while for her to warm to the idea of this huge piece of metal thrown down in front of her that the rest of us were calling Sam. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0184.jpg)


A few neighbourhood kids called in as well.........

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0171.jpg)


Here's two of my own three.  Sinéad and Sarah.  (Brian refused a photo op.  Go figure.)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0165.jpg)


Some of Baby's family.  She only had one child in all her years.  Everyone calls him Junior.  Left to right...Sinéad, Margaret, Baby, Mairead and Junior.  Margaret is his wife and the girls are two of their kids. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0164.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 10:53:49 AM
rotflmfao, your kids probably drugged you so they could eat the cake.

Can't blame them really.

When they woke this morning the conversation went a bit like this:

"What the hell happened to the cheesecake?!  Ye were supposed to let it chill over night."

"You didn't honestly think it was going to survive the night, did you?"

"Sigh.  A girl can always hope can't she?"

"Yeah...good luck with that."


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 21, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
rotflmfao, your kids probably drugged you so they could eat the cake.

Can't blame them really.

When they woke this morning the conversation went a bit like this:

"What the hell happened to the cheesecake?!  Ye were supposed to let it chill over night."

"You didn't honestly think it was going to survive the night, did you?"

"Sigh.  A girl can always hope can't she?"

"Yeah...good luck with that."


lol, no respect that's the problem. They just don't respect the cheesecake.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 11:22:58 AM
While Sam was in the community centre I ran home for a quick change then met Junior and Margaret in one of the local pubs.  We'd been told it was the first stop on Sam's pub crawl and we also knew it would be one of the quieter spots. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0217.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0215.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0207.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Sam%20Comes%20Home/IMAG0235.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 11:37:12 AM
So here's the cheesecake before they got hold of it.  And before I could proper 'pretty it up' with slices of fresh fruit on top.  Sigh.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cooking%20Stuff/IMAG0247.jpg)



Poor Cassie was abso shattered after all that cooking yesterday

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cooking%20Stuff/IMAG0244.jpg)



And here's what I faced this morning when I woke up.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Cooking%20Stuff/IMAG0253.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 11:38:51 AM
They obv failed to use a wet knife when cutting too.  Sighhhhhhhhhhh

Noticed some over-ripe bananas on the counter so it looks like I'm making banana bread next.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 21, 2011, 11:39:38 AM
OK, I'll let you off the hook. Just send me that piece of cheesecake.



Looks bloody gorgeous.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 11:50:16 AM
OK, I'll let you off the hook. Just send me that piece of cheesecake.



Looks bloody gorgeous.

Last week Bridget landed and had a slice of the original recipe one and loved it.  Until I told her what was in it.  She HATES creme fraiche apparently.  Had no idea it was in the recipe until I told her, but absolutely refused to eat the last two bites once she heard.  She was convinced she could taste it. 

This time I only used one container of it and swapped the second one for same amount of puréed winter berries.  But I told her I left creme fraiche out totally.  Found out she'd been in on the raid last night while I slept so I sent her a text this morning asking how she liked it.  The reply.........

"It was fecking fantastic out of dis world n will b callin 4 tea n more l8tr"

So now I've a bit of a dilemma.  Do I serve her up another slice and say nothing or fess up knowing she'll not touch it?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 21, 2011, 11:55:19 AM
Don't give her another slice and don't speak to her ever again.

I hate people who say "Oh, this is bloody lovely" and then when you tell them what's in it they don't want to eat it anymore. (assuming you haven't put some really dodgy stuff in there)


At least don't give her a slice, keep it for yourself :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 12:24:59 PM
No fear of keeping it for meself.  For the kids, maybe.  But then it looks like they've already had plenty ffs! 

That's the odd thing.  I love to cook.  But by the time it's on the table I can't be bothered to eat it.  Good thing too.  Trying to lose the bit of weight and with all the stuff appears in my kitchen I'd be as big as a house if I ate it all.   rotflmfao



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 21, 2011, 12:29:25 PM
No fear of keeping it for meself.  For the kids, maybe.  But then it looks like they've already had plenty ffs! 

That's the odd thing.  I love to cook.  But by the time it's on the table I can't be bothered to eat it. 



Yeah that's because the smell already fills you up. I hate it when that happens :(


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 02:29:53 PM
Bridget just gone.  I caved.  Didn't have the heart to tell her about the creme fraiche.  Just gave her another slice with her tea and smiled.  

Her boyfriend is calling over this evening and I'm to save another slice for him too.  Apparently he's gone shopping for spring form pans...in hopes I'll make one he can take away.

I should really start charging for this shit tbh.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 04:39:43 PM
Ever have one of those days where ya find yerself running around in circles like a headless chicken?  No matter how much ground you cover, yer still gonna be stuffed in the end.

I'd a 'to do' list for today.  Just as I was in full flow ticking things off the list, the house turned into Grand Central Station with people calling from all corners.  And each of them was calling with a request of one sort or another which required my help. 

Now everybody else is sorted and I've still got half a list sitting in front of me.  Not enough time to get the lot done, so I'm throwing in the towel until Monday.  Oh crap...Monday's my hair appointment day.  Hmmmmm....re-think in progress.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on January 21, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
You are a cruel and spiteful woman.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 21, 2011, 07:21:26 PM
i hate carrots but i love carrot cake.  anything can taste good once you stick it in a cake imo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on January 21, 2011, 07:26:04 PM
I prefer kebabs to cheesecake tbh


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on January 21, 2011, 07:30:16 PM
I prefer kebabs to cheesecake tbh

And me, but cheesecake is nice too and gets far more brownie points than making a kebab.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 21, 2011, 08:18:36 PM
I prefer kebabs to cheesecake tbh

And me, but cheesecake is nice too and gets far more brownie points than making a kebab.

Ooooooooh brownies!!!  That's something I haven't made in AGES.  Been at least a month anyway.  Added to the 'to do' list.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 09:51:40 AM
Back to the usual ree rah of not sleeping much.  Was awake at 4:30 but decided I'd stay put for an hour in the dark.  Hoped the eyes would shut again.  Didn't happen.  Soooooooooo, got up and put on the kettle. 

Ironside kept me busy for about an hour with one of his many female friends.  Ger doesn't know it yet, but there's talks of the pair of us raiding Iron's part of the world.  Expect a visit at some point soon! 

Around 7am I'd done all there was to do on the net so went about getting a few bits done here.  Laundry sorted, kitchen clean and banana muffins in the oven as I type.  Cassie's going mental sniffing round the place.  She loves when I cook nearly as much as the people in the house.

gatso (that's with a small 'g' obv) has requested i ship some to him as well.  seeing as it's his birthday i'll be adding a candle to one in his honour.  pics up soon.  happy birthday honey.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on January 22, 2011, 09:55:09 AM
that's a lovely thought but still gets a big sigh as I don't actually get to eat it. thanks though


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 10:11:47 AM
note to self for future reference.  candles are made of wax.  wax melts.  especially when placed inside a hot mini muffin. 

the brown things in the muffins are chocolate chips btw.


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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 10:13:33 AM
that's a lovely thought but still gets a big sigh as I don't actually get to eat it. thanks though

sick of telling ya to get yer arse over here.  would make 'em proper big and all if the gatters ever landed.  so no pity for ya imo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 10:33:17 AM
You are a cruel and spiteful woman.

 :kiss:


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 10:39:50 AM
Also.  Would someone please remind me on Friday to go to the local police station at 6pm?  I've an appointment to get the passport stamped but having a hard time remembering what day it is again. 

BTW...ye all suck at reminders.

Good job I've kids who managed it for ye.  Only when I rang the station I was told to leave it til today as the roads were gone a bit dodgy with ice.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2011, 10:42:44 AM
Also.  Would someone please remind me on Friday to go to the local police station at 6pm?  I've an appointment to get the passport stamped but having a hard time remembering what day it is again. 

BTW...ye all suck at reminders.

Good job I've kids who managed it for ye.  Only when I rang the station I was told to leave it til today as the roads were gone a bit dodgy with ice.

That's what I thought so thought it best not to remind you ....honest


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 10:50:31 AM
Also.  Would someone please remind me on Friday to go to the local police station at 6pm?  I've an appointment to get the passport stamped but having a hard time remembering what day it is again. 

BTW...ye all suck at reminders.

Good job I've kids who managed it for ye.  Only when I rang the station I was told to leave it til today as the roads were gone a bit dodgy with ice.

That's what I thought so thought it best not to remind you ....honest

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know your trick.  Yer hoping I forget so they'll deport me.  Well yer stuck with me another while.  At least another four years anyway.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2011, 10:59:08 AM
Also.  Would someone please remind me on Friday to go to the local police station at 6pm?  I've an appointment to get the passport stamped but having a hard time remembering what day it is again. 

BTW...ye all suck at reminders.

Good job I've kids who managed it for ye.  Only when I rang the station I was told to leave it til today as the roads were gone a bit dodgy with ice.

That's what I thought so thought it best not to remind you ....honest

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know your trick.  Yer hoping I forget so they'll deport me.  Well yer stuck with me another while.  At least another four years anyway.

I run soo bad.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 12:10:59 PM
Oh FFS!!!

Sarah, "Mmmmm...these are lovely Mom.  Can you make Banoffee pie next?"

"What?!"

"I'm just sayin'....Banoffee pie would be nice."

Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 22, 2011, 12:16:38 PM
i like banoffee pie too.  when we have our mini blonde bash can we forget the pokerz and just eat all your baking?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 12:24:01 PM
i like banoffee pie too.  when we have our mini blonde bash can we forget the pokerz and just eat all your baking?

That's right folks...you heard it here first.  There's an unofficial mini blonde bash in the works.  Killarney in May.  Direct flights from Manchester/Luton to Kerry airport so no excuses. 

Will just bring the baking to the pokerz obv.  Hoping the weather's nice enough to squeeze a barbeque into the mix at some point too. 

Speaking of...we really need to get cracking on that.  Will pick a date in the next week or two and start gathering info. for everyone.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 22, 2011, 12:25:27 PM
oops sorry - thought you'd already mentioned it on here!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 12:26:58 PM
oops sorry - thought you'd already mentioned it on here!

You know me.  Brain like a sieve ffs.  May have, meant to, but dunno did I or didn't I.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 22, 2011, 12:29:54 PM
oops sorry - thought you'd already mentioned it on here!

You know me.  Brain like a sieve ffs.  May have, meant to, but dunno did I or didn't I.   rotflmfao

i know the sieve for brain thing.  ex's birthday today.  sure remembered. oops.  luckily hannah told me on the phone she's made him a present and card, she just forgot to remind me.

gatso is not my child's father btw, just in case anyone was wondering.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on January 22, 2011, 12:39:25 PM
For Bolton please.

Pack it well, look after it in hand luggage.


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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 12:40:44 PM
Let me just get right on it.  Security sure will let me through with that.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on January 22, 2011, 12:41:50 PM
Let me just get right on it.  Security sure will let me through with that.   rotflmfao

they let you through. After that, they let anything through


Alternatively

http://occasioncakesonline.co.uk/showcase/


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 12:46:14 PM
Right.  It's official.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

Unofficial blonde bash in Killarney May 20th-22nd!!!

Direct flights from Manchester/Luton to Kerry airport so no excuses for a goodly few of ya.  Will start a separate thread once I gather a few details.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on January 22, 2011, 12:57:44 PM
Perfect


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 01:01:39 PM
Perfect

Ahhhh but yer easy.  Always knew you'd be there.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
Right.  It's official.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

Unofficial blonde bash in Killarney May 20th-22nd!!!

Direct flights from Manchester/Luton to Kerry airport so no excuses for a goodly few of ya.  Will start a separate thread once I gather a few details.

PS  They don't have lap dancing clubs in Killarney.  Soz.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2011, 01:18:51 PM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on January 22, 2011, 01:19:55 PM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)

Now there goes the neighbourhood


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2011, 01:20:45 PM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)

Now there goes the neighbourhood

True but she insisted on coming along


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 01:44:21 PM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)

Now there goes the neighbourhood

True but she insisted on coming along

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  promise to make lots of goodies for ya!

Just a quick side note.  Also flights to Cork from lots of places but will mean a train or bus on this side to Killarney once ya land.  Either that or rent a car for the week-end. 

Anyone landing at Kerry airport can count on me to collect and take back to airport so no need to worry there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on January 22, 2011, 02:37:45 PM
Flight Booked.... FML


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 02:39:12 PM
Just off the phone with my poker contact in Killarney.  Between us we're planning what should be a fun week-end for ye.  

Friday night - the die hards who insist on a game Friday night can play their monthly 'biggie'.  It's €90 + €10 (dealer dealt) 12k chips, 25 min clock and starts at 8:15pm.  The rest of us will be out on the town obv.

Saturday - he's getting in touch with friends who have boats so we can take a trip around the Lakes of Killarney during the day.  I'm looking into us getting row boats to do it ourselves.  Will see which one wins in the end, if any.  Poker - He's offered to do a game he reckons we'd have fun with in the club.  Turbo f/o 40k chips, 10 min blinds, starting at 25/50.  He says it should only take about 4 hours.  BTW - only poker room I know of that also sells drink!!!  Wiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sunday - I'm thinking a barbque might be fun.  Can do the quiz while we chow down the food.  Followed by another tear around the town obv.

Some are staying til Monday, but up to yerselves how ye book.

Town centre hotel deals for us are in the works.  Should have all the info by Monday.

PS  Can also suss out golf for anyone who's interested.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on January 22, 2011, 03:02:39 PM
Flights booked - Friday to Monday - Manchester - Kerry

May also be busy Thursday night.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 03:07:07 PM
Flights booked - Friday to Monday - Manchester - Kerry

May also be busy Thursday night.

Paulie D from over on APAT is booking now too.  Gonna be a mad week-end me tinks.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on January 22, 2011, 04:03:18 PM
Where's killarney? Is there a beach?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2011, 04:21:27 PM
Booked, should arrive 13.10 on Friday at Kerry airport...going back monday morning.


mmm cheese cake


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on January 22, 2011, 04:35:33 PM
Where's killarney? Is there a beach?

Some lovely beaches nearby - I will give you directions  :)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 22, 2011, 05:04:17 PM
no way i'm missing this.  will book flights as soon as I get paid.

and row boats ftw!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on January 22, 2011, 05:20:45 PM
So going to miss out on this one. Boo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on January 22, 2011, 05:26:16 PM
So going to miss out on this one. Boo.

 ;grr;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 22, 2011, 05:28:55 PM
So going to miss out on this one. Boo.

whatever the problem is, sort it!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on January 22, 2011, 06:08:14 PM
We hope to tak Reece away in June. Think it will be a little too close to that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 22, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
We hope to tak Reece away in June. Think it will be a little too close to that.

will be a nice little pre-holiday :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on January 22, 2011, 06:16:14 PM
Flights were 90ish each including tax when I looked this avvy. That's 180 towards him kissing his dolphin lol.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 22, 2011, 06:43:26 PM
Ugh.  Will use my yearly 'one time' so ye win the lotto, can afford to kiss loads of dolphins...and still make it to Killarney.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on January 22, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
take them to Dingle!

Dolphins, poker, drink....jobs done all round

Kiss out of the boat might be a stretch


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mickyp on January 23, 2011, 09:24:20 AM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)
Did you get flights out of Edinburgh boldie ?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 23, 2011, 09:31:26 AM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)
Did you get flights out of Edinburgh boldie ?

No Manchester mate. If you're coming as well I can obv give you a lift. Go on, just bloody book it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 23, 2011, 10:51:20 AM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)
Did you get flights out of Edinburgh boldie ?

No Manchester mate. If you're coming as well I can obv give you a lift. Go on, just bloody book it.

Hitch with Boldie to Manc, fly to Kerry and be collected by me.  Simples.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 23, 2011, 10:56:28 AM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)
Did you get flights out of Edinburgh boldie ?

No Manchester mate. If you're coming as well I can obv give you a lift. Go on, just bloody book it.

Hitch with Boldie to Manc, fly to Kerry and be collected by me.  Simples.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Do you drive a 40 seater bus these days or something?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 23, 2011, 11:03:39 AM
MrsB and myself confirmed now that the cheesecake situation has been resolved :)
Did you get flights out of Edinburgh boldie ?

No Manchester mate. If you're coming as well I can obv give you a lift. Go on, just bloody book it.

Hitch with Boldie to Manc, fly to Kerry and be collected by me.  Simples.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Do you drive a 40 seater bus these days or something?

Nope.  Going to be a busy day.   rotflmfao

That said, if there's a silly number of ye genuinely coming over around the same time I'll arrange a mini van or two to join me.  Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 23, 2011, 11:12:29 AM
Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.

is there any public transport?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 23, 2011, 11:46:10 AM
Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.

is there any public transport?

Never had to use it, so dunno.  Can find out if people really want me to. 

The mini vans I'm on about are run by genuine licensed taxi guys.  When I say 'tapped' I mean it in the nicest sense of the word. 

Seriously though.  Killarney is only 10 minutes from the airport so don't worry about it.  Will make sure none of ye are stuck


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 23, 2011, 11:47:15 AM
Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.

is there any public transport?

Never had to use it, so dunno.  Can find out if people really want me to. 

The mini vans I'm on about are run by genuine licensed taxi guys.  When I say 'tapped' I mean it in the nicest sense of the word. 

Seriously though.  Killarney is only 10 minutes from the airport so don't worry about it.  Will make sure none of ye are stuck

s'ok, i was kidding :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 23, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.

is there any public transport?

Never had to use it, so dunno.  Can find out if people really want me to. 

The mini vans I'm on about are run by genuine licensed taxi guys.  When I say 'tapped' I mean it in the nicest sense of the word. 

Seriously though.  Killarney is only 10 minutes from the airport so don't worry about it.  Will make sure none of ye are stuck

s'ok, i was kidding :)

On a Sunday?!  Go sit in the corner Missy!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on January 23, 2011, 12:57:00 PM
That said, if there's a silly number of ye genuinely coming over around the same time I'll arrange a mini van or two to join me.  Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.

Tex - The only driver to be able to hold three conversations whilst driving - A mobile phone in each hand and looking round to talk to someone in the back.

Priceless


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 23, 2011, 12:58:24 PM
That said, if there's a silly number of ye genuinely coming over around the same time I'll arrange a mini van or two to join me.  Ger knows who some of them are.  They're tapped, but they'll get ya where ya need to be.

Tex - The only driver to be able to hold three conversations whilst driving - A mobile phone in each hand and looking round to talk to someone in the back.

Priceless

Never before saw anyone multi task like it.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 24, 2011, 09:23:39 AM
Today is Monday.  Big step for me - knowing what day it is.  Bolton on Friday.  Sooooooooo looking forward to it!  Got the passport stamped on Saturday but only a one year stamp.  Marv.  Something to do with the temp passport throwing off their system.  Good luck me trying to remember again next January.  Can't ask you lot to remind me.  Yer fecking useless.

Anyway, off to the hairdresser and all going well I'll have hotel info. for the Killarney gig before the day is out.  Will start a brand new pretty thread about it once I've that info.

I'm on strict orders to try on a few outfits while I'm in town today and I'm to ask the shops to hold them for my return visit tomorrow.  Bridget and I have a couple of hours at a spa planned for tomorrow and she's insisted on clothes shopping after.  She's painfully stubborn.  Makes me look relaxed.  I'm basically screwed this time.  No way out.  Shopping beckons.  Sighhhhhhhhh.

As for tomorrow's spa day?  I was given a voucher by the kids in January of LAST year for this.  Just not felt up to actually using it.  Enter Bridget.  She's put the foot down on that one too and booked herself in as well so I won't have to go alone.  It's in some really posh place in town and pretentious people do me head in.  Should be interesting. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 25, 2011, 02:38:00 AM
Oh man...I ran good today.  I mean proper good.  Well...as good as I could ever hope to in the shopping stakes anyway. 

Had a decent brekkie first so I wouldn't be tempted by Killarney fast food.  Hair appointment at 11 and two hours later I was off to do the dreaded clothes shopping. 

Managed to make my way through 4 large shops, trying on every single thing I would even consider wearing.  No joy bar a pair of really great shoes shoes in one of the first two shops.  Shoes weren't even on the 'to buy' list.  Bridget would not be impressed.  Sigh.

Very nearly gave up - only one thing kept me going.  The changing room nazis were giving me no hassle in those first two shops.  The '4 items' rule seemed to have gone out the window as I walked up with anywhere from 8 - 10 items at a time.  Dunno were they in a particularly good mood or if the recession has their bosses telling them to STFU, but it was nice.  Maybe today was the day I'd get lucky and actually buy some clothes. 

So despite every inch of my being telling me to pack it in and go home, I carried on to the next shop.  And that's where it happened.  I found a pair of jeans AND a top!  All in one place!  Blimey.  That NEVER happens for me. 

Granted, I'd also tried on 3 other pairs of jeans.  Keeping in mind all had the same size on their label.  First pair didn't make it past me knees.  Second pair got up there but I'm kinda partial to breathing and that was never happening if I closed this particular pair.  Third pair?  Perfect fit around the waist...just needed to shrink me height by about 4 inches if I'd any hope of wearing them in public.  Although they'd be perfect if I lived in a flood zone.  But I don't. 

Ah well.  Never mind.  I found clothes that fit.  May as well ride the wave of luck and head to one more store before calling it a day.

Jackpot central on soooooooo many levels!!!  Found a pair of pants that I abso LOVE as well as three tops that I like and can be seen wearing in public.  Go figure. 

On a never before felt 'shopping high' I decided to proper push the boat out and carried on bra shopping to finish off the day.  That bit took 90 minutes.  And I only found two that worked.  Sigh.  Good job I didn't start with the bras or I'd have no new clothes right now.

So tomorrow Bridget can GTFO when it comes to shopping.  I'm done now until the next time she moans at me about my clothes.  Giving it 6 months at a stretch.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 25, 2011, 08:09:19 AM
You're such a girl.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 25, 2011, 12:43:29 PM
You're such a girl.

Feck off!  Am not.  I'm mostly a bloke in disguise obv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 25, 2011, 12:46:02 PM
You're such a girl.

Feck off!  Am not.  I'm mostly a bloke in disguise obv.

Sure you are.*girlie voice* "I just bought trousers and a top, it's great! Now off to bake some cakes!"

Face it, you're a girl.



p.s. Please don't say you'll not make me a cheesecake now ...I would cry and my little German heart would break.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 25, 2011, 01:10:51 PM
You're such a girl.

Feck off!  Am not.  I'm mostly a bloke in disguise obv.

Sure you are.*girlie voice* "I just bought trousers and a top, it's great! Now off to bake some cakes!"

Face it, you're a girl.



p.s. Please don't say you'll not make me a cheesecake now ...I would cry and my little German heart would break.
  pansy


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 25, 2011, 03:32:44 PM
When presented with the question, "What three things would you like to have if you were stuck on an island?"  - why doesn't anyone ever pick a boat?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on January 25, 2011, 03:41:37 PM
I'd like a super yacht, someone who knows how to drive it and 17 billion dollars. Would be awesome.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 25, 2011, 04:26:23 PM
When presented with the question, "What three things would you like to have if you were stuck on an island?"  - why doesn't anyone ever pick a boat?

Nah, screw the boat..just make sure you get stuck on a nice tropical Island...the Bahamas will do for me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on January 25, 2011, 04:33:28 PM
When presented with the question, "What three things would you like to have if you were stuck on an island?"  - why doesn't anyone ever pick a boat?

Nah, screw the boat..just make sure you get stuck on a nice tropical Island...the Bahamas will do for me.


Actually, we are on an island.

I quite like it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 25, 2011, 04:36:57 PM
When presented with the question, "What three things would you like to have if you were stuck on an island?"  - why doesn't anyone ever pick a boat?

Nah, screw the boat..just make sure you get stuck on a nice tropical Island...the Bahamas will do for me.


Actually, we are on an island.

I quite like it.

lol, WP


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 09:30:30 AM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  2 more sleeps til Bolton!!!   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;






Not at all looking forward to it obv


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 09:45:22 AM
Yesterday was supposed to be 'spa day' with Bridget.  Except the weather has turned yucky in Ireland again.  Rain, cold, clouds...just plain yucky. 

We sat here by the fire with cups of coffee looking out the window and came to the conclusion it would be a pure waste to go to a spa.  What's the point?  Get all sorts of nice calming treatments done only to head out into that rubbish weather?  No thank you.  We're going to wait until it's a bit more bearable before tackling the spa day. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 10:02:16 AM
Today I've a few tasks to get through.

Must order monopoly money for Bolton before I forget.  Hate paying over the odds commission at the airport so the local credit union is a great alternative.  Would ask ye to remind me later, but we know how well that works out. 

Taking Sinéad and Brian to the doctor this morning too.  Sinéad's proper injured her right leg messing about at school.  Well, that was the start of it.  Then she played a footy final yesterday which made it miles worse because she refused to come off when the pain first kicked in.  She had tears streaming down but wanted to keep playing.  Marv.  She's a bit stubborn, so she is.  No idea where she got it from though.  Eventually she was forced off by her coach.  We've had it wrapped in ice since and it's still swollen, so off we go.  She's been complaining of a pain in her right hip anyway, so we'll kill two birds with one stone.

Brian's issue shouldn't be as complicated.  He has typical teen trouble skin.  But we've noticed one 'spot' seems to be growing inwards on his face and hasn't gone away despite all the stuff he uses to keep clean and clear this stuff up.  Been there with a while, so just to be safe...he's going with us to the doc.

On the plus side...when they see more than one in the family during the same visit we get a bit of a discount.  Don't expect there to be anything major wrong with either of them, so not really in a panic.  On the downside, we'll be sat in a waiting room for the bones of two hours.  GG Wednesday.  Will have just enough time to get a dinner on before the day is considered done and dusted.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 10:04:15 AM
Just in case you missed it...

A gang of us are raiding Killarney in May.  A new thread's been created in the Rail.  Here's the link    http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=51651.0 

Should be good fun!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 26, 2011, 11:51:18 AM
monopoly money

you're welcome


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 03:15:29 PM
Cheers Boldie.  Yer too good to me really.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on January 26, 2011, 03:21:34 PM
Cheers Boldie.  Yer too good to me really.

No worries, I tell MrsB I'm too good to her as well...she ussually slaps me in return :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 03:26:07 PM
Cheers Boldie.  Yer too good to me really.

No worries, I tell MrsB I'm too good to her as well...she ussually slaps me in return :)

Well of course.  She needs to keep ya on yer toes don't ya know.  With you being a midget it's the only hope she has of ya reaching the top shelves in the cupboard.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: KarmaDope on January 26, 2011, 06:33:24 PM
Why do you go to the sodding credit union. You know Ger/me/others will exchange at spot for ya...especially Ger, who's gonna need the Euro for May!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 06:44:00 PM
Because I want £700 - £750 and don't like to assume peeps have it spare floating about.  That said...if anyone would prefer the swap, by all means let me know as the credit union was closed 'for training' from 1pm today.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on January 26, 2011, 06:48:59 PM
you are aware that bolton is south of the border? monopoly money not needed


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 08:46:56 PM
you are aware that bolton is south of the border? monopoly money not needed

You might not need it, but I deffo do.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 08:54:37 PM
The wait wasn't as bad as we'd expected.  Only had to sit 'round for an hour before seeing the doc. 

Brian went first.  Turns out the lumpy thing is an abscess and he'll be grand after a course of meds. 

Sinéad is on anti inflammatory stuff for her leg and must go for an orthopaedic x-ray in a couple of weeks time just to be sure there's nothing big going on with her hip.

I've been put on a month's supply of some pretty strong sleeping tablets...which will be left alone til after this week-end.

Got the 'group discount' too.  Result!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 09:06:33 PM
Once we were done handing over a small fortune at the chemist it was home time.  Spent the next hour ringing the credit union and getting no answer.  In the end I decided to make the trip thinking they must be super busy.  Nope.  Training Day according to the sign flapping in the wind on the front door.  Marv. 

Get home to find out there's a mix up with our rate for the Celtic Chaos week-end.  Turns out Connie needed a price for a week-end in March as well.  When he phoned me with our price, he accidentally gave me the March deal.  Connie being Connie though...he phoned the hotel, asked them to please honour the deal we thought we had and they've either agreed or the March crowd are eating the difference.  Don't know for sure.  He was pretty evasive about it tbh.  But he was hell bent we weren't being jerked around and apologised for the mix up.  Our original quote stands.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 09:10:09 PM
So tomorrow I'm getting my very first manicure.  Like ever.  Nails are another thing have never bothered me much, but I've been getting fierce stick to have them sorted.  All this girly shite is for the birds imo, but I'll humour them and get the damn things done.  Then it's home time and packing. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on January 26, 2011, 09:25:31 PM
you are aware that bolton is south of the border? monopoly money not needed

You might not need it, but I deffo do.

nope. pretty sure you and I would both need the same money in bolton


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on January 26, 2011, 09:27:13 PM
connie's a man?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 09:32:34 PM
connie's a man?

Yeppers


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on January 26, 2011, 09:43:49 PM

lol I was thinking same thing


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 26, 2011, 10:02:29 PM

A pretty popular male name over here.  Know a few.  Took a while to get use to the idea though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 28, 2011, 06:47:29 AM
I've come to the conclusion that manicures are over-rated.  The woman who was doing my nails couldn't hold a conversation if her life depended on it.  I tried to keep us going for the first 15 or 20 minutes, but admitted defeat in the end and just sat there staring at the walls.  90 minutes later I was allowed to leave.  Once I paid the price of six pints to her for the nail job.  FFS!  They call it the '3 week manicure'.  Well at that price it damn well better last longer than three weeks. 

Will I go back again?  It's a coin toss.  If it genuinely helps them grow properly, I might give her another go.  But I'll also be searching the web and shops for the kit to do it meself.  How hard can it be?



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on January 28, 2011, 06:52:51 AM
Must do a quick few things around the house, then I'm off to Bolton!!!  The APAT UK Team Championships are on this week-end and I'm playing for Chezger.  Should be great fun with lots of really nice people and I've been looking forward to it for weeks.

Over/under on my success with airport security today?  Wonder who's working their desk.  We're surely on a first name basis by now. 

Must get those last minute things done round the house and will report back once I'm settled in at the airport. 

For everyone heading to Bolton...see you sooooooooooon!  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  To the rest...hope you have a great week-end whatever yer at.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 01, 2011, 09:12:56 AM
What a mental week-end!  Was abso brilliant fun and great to catch up with everyone. 

Had serious intentions of taking pics while in Bolton.  Managed a whopping 5.  Must try harder in future. 

Got through security in Ireland no hassle for a change.  Not so lucky on the way back, but there ya go.  Was stopped in Manchester AND Ireland on the way back.  Granted, think I've discovered the problem.  On the way home I'm generally looking like the walking dead to be fair.  Must attempt that thing called sleep on the next trip.  Might help.  Not likely, but maybe.

See ya again in a few days Ireland...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0263.jpg)


Had just landed at the Holiday Inn when I spotted this...marv.  Turns out I was the least of their problems.  Isn't that right Jack?   rotflmfao

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0264.jpg)


WTF do people get up to in Bolton?!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0266.jpg)


BAM - I'll let ye decide what was going on here.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0268.jpg)


The Emperor Strikes Back - Delboy in his new Star Wars meets Brooklyn gangster look

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0267.jpg)



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on February 01, 2011, 10:03:39 AM
I've come to the conclusion that manicures are over-rated.  The woman who was doing my nails couldn't hold a conversation if her life depended on it.  I tried to keep us going for the first 15 or 20 minutes, but admitted defeat in the end and just sat there staring at the walls.  90 minutes later I was allowed to leave.  Once I paid the price of six pints to her for the nail job.  FFS!  They call it the '3 week manicure'.  Well at that price it damn well better last longer than three weeks. 

Will I go back again?  It's a coin toss.  If it genuinely helps them grow properly, I might give her another go.  But I'll also be searching the web and shops for the kit to do it meself.  How hard can it be?



I don't get mine done no more but when I did I used to think will you just shut up and let me relax lol, same at the hairdressers, I cant stand having to talk. She sounds my type of person.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 01, 2011, 10:08:00 AM
So as it was mostly a 'what happens on tour stays on tour' kind of week-end will just say a few words and be done with it.

Huge thanks to Ger for getting me to and from the airport and general child minding at the week-end.  Yer an abso star and don't know what I'd do without you.  

Friday night was great fun and everyone managed to keep their feet off the walls.  Still don't get WTF that sign was about!

Hotel swimming pools have lessons on Saturday mornings.  Please don't ever think you'll have a relaxing hour in the pool on a Saturday morning.  And unless you're prepared to shove a bunch of kids out of yer way, yer prolly not going to get much swimming in either.  Wee man and I looked at each other at one point and just burst out laughing.  Good swerve on the Duke's part although I still maintain he's a wimp for bailing on the swim.

Rich and Leigh did a cracking job as ever to keep the show going on Saturday.  We won't hold them responsible for the mystery meat buffet.  Based on reports I'm abso delighted to have swerved it.  

Poker was grand albeit not profitable, but I never seem to cash in APAT events.  Get close.  Then crash and burn in fabulous fashion when we're down to the wire.  Ah well.  Never mind.

Don't know how Niall managed to win the APAT event.  He was on very little sleep.  Thank god for sat nav is all I say because Bolton wheelchair taxis were non-existent..  Niall and another Northern Ireland Lad were kind enough to help me get Iron back to the hotel at omg a.m. on Sunday morning.  Iron didn't trust me to push (go figure).  Niall seemed to be doing most of the work as he was shorter than his mate and at a better level for pushing the chair.  Eventually he handed over the reigns on the way up a hill though as we were starting to lose our way again...
"Where are we now?"  
"We're on the corner of it's your fucking turn to push street."  Well...the way it came out of his mouth.  I deffo woke a few with the fits of laughing.

Jack.  Oh my.  Don't feel bad though.  There were lots of funny incidents at the week-end.  Yer just easiest to pick on.  

Head massages.  Only hope I have of cashing in an APAT event and one of these days I WILL start charging for them!   Would have made a fecking fortune this week-end.  rotflmfao

Absolutely fab week-end with great company.  Thanks everyone for making it such a good one!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 01, 2011, 10:11:00 AM
I've come to the conclusion that manicures are over-rated.  The woman who was doing my nails couldn't hold a conversation if her life depended on it.  I tried to keep us going for the first 15 or 20 minutes, but admitted defeat in the end and just sat there staring at the walls. 90 minutes later I was allowed to leave.  Once I paid the price of six pints to her for the nail job.  FFS!  They call it the '3 week manicure'.  Well at that price it damn well better last longer than three weeks.  

Will I go back again?  It's a coin toss.  If it genuinely helps them grow properly, I might give her another go.  But I'll also be searching the web and shops for the kit to do it meself.  How hard can it be?



I don't get mine done no more but when I did I used to think will you just shut up and let me relax lol, same at the hairdressers, I cant stand having to talk. She sounds my type of person.

Where the heck did you disappear to this week-end?!  Glad we got that other business sorted but was looking forward to a catch up with ya ffs.  Next time give me warning and I'll stop playing the poker for a bit.  Not like I'll miss anything at the table and probably mean I last longer in the tourney too.   xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on February 01, 2011, 10:14:42 AM
We left to go and pop into see Tikay at Manchester, you guys were all in full swing. Great to see you, will update Reece's book again this week and put your very kind donation in. Thank you once again Dawn. XX


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 01, 2011, 10:20:22 AM
In full swing.  You can sing that!  Should be back to normal maybe tomorrow...or the next day.  Must tackle the idea of a vertical move at some point soon though.  Not budged from the sofa since landing yesterday at 3:30.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on February 01, 2011, 11:27:12 PM

Jack.  Oh my.  Don't feel bad though.  There were lots of funny incidents at the week-end.  Yer just easiest to pick on.  


;D

I don't feel bad at all. Well, I do, but not for that reason. As someone once said, there's only one thing worse than being talked about...

Quite happy providing a few comedy moments for the delectation of APATers various.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on February 01, 2011, 11:29:30 PM
If they are talking about you they are leaving someone else alone


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 08:31:42 AM
If they are talking about you they are leaving someone else alone

And usually I'm the one getting the post trip roasting so I owe him a pint or three in Killarney.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 12:01:06 PM
I need a kick start.  Can't get motivated and it happens after every trip.  That's the downside to those trips.  They're so much fun - it's a total crash and burn when I get home.  Physically and mentally draining if truth be told.  I get to forget some things for a while and others are brought right to the front. 

That said, I wouldn't miss them for the world.  So time to cop on and get some jobs around the place.  I'm off again in just over a week and like to have this place in complete order before I go.  To be fair, the crew didn't trash it too much this last round.  In fact, they've been abso brilliant since I landed!  Sinéad did the dinner and Sarah put down the fires yesterday.  But it's not really their job to get those things done.  I'm the Mom and whatever about anything else, can't forget that. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 12:30:34 PM
Today is Groundhog Day in America.  Do you lot have it here too? 

I remember growing up we'd all be glued to our tellys when he popped out.  If he stayed out, summer was well and truly on the way.  But if he saw his shadow and ran back in, we were stuffed with another six weeks of winter.  I often wondered if his racing back to his burrow had more to do with the throngs of news reporters and onlookers and not so much to do with the sunshine.  But years of tradition meant I kept the theory to meself.

It's abso pouring out of the heavens here atm but I don't think Ireland is too bothered with Groundhog Day.  Pity, because there's no way he was seeing his shadow today.  And tomorrow might have been sunny. 

Actually...scratch that.  I've just checked the forecast and it'll be pissing for the next four or five days so I don't suppose a Ground hog could've done much to change that. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 02, 2011, 12:32:53 PM
lol Groundhog day, I only know of one person that celebrates it and that's Boshi. He believes a rodent has magical winter predicting powers.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 12:37:11 PM
lol Groundhog day, I only know of one person that celebrates it and that's Boshi. He believes a rodent has magical winter predicting powers.

Only because the Groundhog can run faster than him so it must be true. 

Kin also believes  in God.  But he's afraid to come out.  Must be the Sun reporters he's worried about.  Come to think of it, he's much like the Groundhog. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 12:43:33 PM
Groundhog Day. Another of my top 10 films.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on February 02, 2011, 03:09:00 PM
Today is Groundhog Day in America.  Do you lot have it here too?

I remember growing up we'd all be glued to our tellys when he popped out.  If he stayed out, summer was well and truly on the way.  But if he saw his shadow and ran back in, we were stuffed with another six weeks of winter.  I often wondered if his racing back to his burrow had more to do with the throngs of news reporters and onlookers and not so much to do with the sunshine.  But years of tradition meant I kept the theory to meself.

It's abso pouring out of the heavens here atm but I don't think Ireland is too bothered with Groundhog Day.  Pity, because there's no way he was seeing his shadow today.  And tomorrow might have been sunny.

Actually...scratch that.  I've just checked the forecast and it'll be pissing for the next four or five days so I don't suppose a Ground hog could've done much to change that. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 04:15:41 PM
Groundhog Day. Another of my top 10 films.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on February 02, 2011, 04:25:50 PM
Today is Groundhog Day in America.  Do you lot have it here too?

I remember growing up we'd all be glued to our tellys when he popped out.  If he stayed out, summer was well and truly on the way.  But if he saw his shadow and ran back in, we were stuffed with another six weeks of winter.  I often wondered if his racing back to his burrow had more to do with the throngs of news reporters and onlookers and not so much to do with the sunshine.  But years of tradition meant I kept the theory to meself.

It's abso pouring out of the heavens here atm but I don't think Ireland is too bothered with Groundhog Day.  Pity, because there's no way he was seeing his shadow today.  And tomorrow might have been sunny.

Actually...scratch that.  I've just checked the forecast and it'll be pissing for the next four or five days so I don't suppose a Ground hog could've done much to change that. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 04:33:11 PM
Groundhog Day. Another of my top 10 films.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 04:51:59 PM
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 05:05:48 PM
They glued me to a yak.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 05:07:39 PM
The more sensible option to be fair.  I mean, you're doing good on the diet and all but pretty sure you'd still crush a ground hog.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 05:24:56 PM
Many years ago, I had a crush on a ground hog. Madeline her name was. She had scratchy whiskers and big orange teeth like sliced carrots. She broke my heart.

I still keep her picture in my wallet.


(http://z.about.com/d/paganwiccan/1/0/y/7/-/-/Groundhog2.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 05:29:41 PM
Might be time you let her go.  Don't want people thinking yer the obsessive stalker type.  Besides, there's plenty more ground hogs in the erm....grass.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The Camel on February 02, 2011, 06:06:30 PM
Keeping a greyhound as a pet.

Pros and Cons?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 06:18:35 PM
Keeping a greyhound as a pet.

Pros and Cons?

In general or as opposed to other breeds?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The Camel on February 02, 2011, 06:20:56 PM
Keeping a greyhound as a pet.

Pros and Cons?

In general or as opposed to other breeds?

Well, I want to buy one to race and Mrs Camel will only let me if we keep it as a pet after its racing days are over.

And she believes greyhounds don't make good pets + it will spend at least some its time on a farm, and she is worried it will bother the other animals.

She has alot of experience looking after dogs, but never a greyhound.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 06:22:41 PM
Greyhounds (Or any sight hounds) make great pets.

Only real con- very strong chase instinct.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The Camel on February 02, 2011, 06:25:17 PM
Greyhounds (Or any sight hounds) make great pets.

Only real con- very strong chase instinct.

This is the problem, there are chickens and peacocks on the farm. Will the hound make their life a misery or even kill them?

Can they be trained to ignore other animals?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 06:33:10 PM
Greyhounds (Or any sight hounds) make great pets.

Only real con- very strong chase instinct.

This is the problem, there are chickens and peacocks on the farm. Will the hound make their life a misery or even kill them?

Can they be trained to ignore other animals?


Yes it will kill them if you don't teach it not to.

The good news is, anyone with a modicum of dog-sense and a bit of determination can do it.
(I assume you're getting a puppy)

When (if) the time comes, I'll be happy to talk you through it.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The Camel on February 02, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
Greyhounds (Or any sight hounds) make great pets.

Only real con- very strong chase instinct.

This is the problem, there are chickens and peacocks on the farm. Will the hound make their life a misery or even kill them?

Can they be trained to ignore other animals?


Yes it will kill them if you don't teach it not to.

The good news is, anyone with a modicum of dog-sense and a bit of determination can do it.
(I assume you're getting a puppy)

When (if) the time comes, I'll be happy to talk you through it.



The problem is of course, if its an ex racer, it will be trained to chase and then we need to untrain it when it retires.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 06:44:32 PM
Keeping a greyhound as a pet.

Pros and Cons?

In general or as opposed to other breeds?

LOL!!!  I was typing out the bits below out while the pair of ya were having a grand chat.  Still going to post it for people who don't live on a farm as such (which is the case with us) but are still curious about Cassie and/or the idea of Greyhounds as family pets based on what we've gone through.

I can only speak from my own experience with Cassie and Lily...and obviously I'm biased.  I adore the pair of them! 

Cassie was a leap of faith for us at the start.  I just knew it would work out and the rest of the people in the house had to trust me.  To be honest though, I've only ever known them as racing dogs and never considered them as pets.  If Cassie hadn't been stuck for a home it never would have occurred to me to adopt a Greyhound. 

Now that we've had so much time with her, I can honestly say the ONLY thing would ever put me off is how fragile their legs are.  And only because we tend to get very attached to our pets and hate to see them hurt.  When Cassie broke her leg in the field that time, you've no idea how distraught myself and the girls were.  There were tears flowing all over the shop.  When were were told there was a chance she couldn't be saved, I swore in my own mind for a split second we'd never again take on a Greyhound.  But we held tough and so did Cassie and it all worked out grand in the end. 

As for her behaviour around other animals?  Well, she gets on great with Lily and other large dogs, but I was warned to keep her away from smaller animals as she'll chase.  She'll never be a lover of cats...that's for sure.  She barks at cows in the back field, but she's never shown signs of wanting to chase them round the place.

With the kids?  She's absolutely fabulous!  With mine and any others that come to visit.  She's really great with all our visitors to be fair...not just kids.  That said, this house is like Grand Central Station a goodly bit of the time.  We've pretty much an open door policy and while she was slightly timid at first, she takes no notice of callers now.  In fact, she even tends to call over to them for a rub from the get go now, whereas initially she'd hide out in her corner until she was sure.

As for space?  We don't exactly have a mansion of a house.  It's a tidy terrace home with a wee front and back yard.  That said...there's no need for a mansion of a house.  She still manages to run round the place during play time just fine with us and realistically spends most of her time sleeping by the fire.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 06:47:44 PM
Greyhounds (Or any sight hounds) make great pets.

Only real con- very strong chase instinct.

This is the problem, there are chickens and peacocks on the farm. Will the hound make their life a misery or even kill them?

Can they be trained to ignore other animals?


Yes it will kill them if you don't teach it not to.

The good news is, anyone with a modicum of dog-sense and a bit of determination can do it.
(I assume you're getting a puppy)

When (if) the time comes, I'll be happy to talk you through it.



The problem is of course, if its an ex racer, it will be trained to chase and then we need to untrain it when it retires.

Not at all Keith. I've had dozens of lurchers, all bred and trained to hunt, kill and carry. They would grab a pheasant or a duck if they got a chance, but they knew to leave cats and chickens alone.

I had permission to walk the land on a few farms too, that wouldn't have lasted very long if my dogs chased the sheep.

Dogs have no trouble identifying "Off limit" animals, but it's far far easier to teach a young dog than "Unteach" a seasoned chicken killer.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 06:50:14 PM
BTW- Greyhounds don't have "Fragile legs" They just push them above and beyond the call of duty.

PS- Sorry Dawn. Jumped all over a question that was obv aimed at you.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 06:54:16 PM
BTW- Greyhounds don't have "Fragile legs" They just push them above and beyond the call of duty.

PS- Sorry Dawn. Jumped all over a question that was obv aimed at you.

I'm abso delighted ya did to be honest.  I'm usually looking to you for the advice with this lot anyway.   rotflmfao

And if they don't have fragile legs - how do you get them used to not pushing above and beyond?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The Camel on February 02, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
There's also 5 cats at the farm (at last count). So there's another worry.

No sheep at least, but plenty of cows.

I dunno, I'm sure Jake will love a greyhound, but still in two minds if it is for the best.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2011, 07:00:47 PM
BTW- Greyhounds don't have "Fragile legs" They just push them above and beyond the call of duty.

PS- Sorry Dawn. Jumped all over a question that was obv aimed at you.

I'm abso delighted ya did to be honest.  I'm usually looking to you for the advice with this lot anyway.   rotflmfao

And if they don't have fragile legs - how do you get them used to not pushing above and beyond?

You can't. it's what they're bred for. That being said, Cassie's accident was a freak occurrence. Usually it's just a sprain, a toe knocked up, a torn ligament or a stopper ripped off.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 07:05:53 PM
BTW- Greyhounds don't have "Fragile legs" They just push them above and beyond the call of duty.

PS- Sorry Dawn. Jumped all over a question that was obv aimed at you.

I'm abso delighted ya did to be honest.  I'm usually looking to you for the advice with this lot anyway.   rotflmfao

And if they don't have fragile legs - how do you get them used to not pushing above and beyond?

You can't. it's what they're bred for. That being said, Cassie's accident was a freak occurrence. Usually it's just a sprain, a toe knocked up, a torn ligament or a stopper ripped off.

I seem to be good at stumbling onto the freak occurrences in life. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 07:32:05 PM
It's often amazed me how people are all 'ooooooh, ahhhhhhh' over big houses and mansions.  Can't tell ya the number of times I've heard a person say, "If I ever win the lotto I'm going to build a mansion of a house." 

When I look at those types of houses the only thing going through my mind is, "I pity the fool who has to clean that."

Got my own house in order for the most part today and found myself thinking back to the summers spent in a caravan on the beach with the kids and Lily.  We got on just grand there.  In fact we had a great time there and I didn't have near as much cleaning to do in a day.  I promise if I ever win the lotto, I'll NEVER buy a mansion of a house.  Just sayin'...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 02, 2011, 07:35:44 PM
It's often amazed me how people are all 'ooooooh, ahhhhhhh' over big houses and mansions.  Can't tell ya the number of times I've heard a person say, "If I ever win the lotto I'm going to build a mansion of a house." 

When I look at those types of houses the only thing going through my mind is, "I pity the fool who has to clean that."

Got my own house in order for the most part today and found myself thinking back to the summers spent in a caravan on the beach with the kids and Lily.  We got on just grand there.  In fact we had a great time there and I didn't have near as much cleaning to do in a day.  I promise if I ever win the lotto, I'll NEVER buy a mansion of a house.  Just sayin'...

lol snap.  if i win the lotto I'd buy a nice 4 bedroomed place with enough room for me, hannah and visitors, and that's about it.  no point rattling around in a big old place where all the rooms will just be gathering dust.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 02, 2011, 07:39:50 PM
Poor schmucks probably believe it too........

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-naw-groundhog-day-20100202,0,3061924.story


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on February 03, 2011, 02:35:31 AM
Err, if you won the lottery you could hire cleaners innit.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 03, 2011, 09:27:27 AM
Err, if you won the lottery you could hire cleaners innit.

Could do.  But I'd rather spend the money on a treat like a big hot tub in me back yard.  The cool kind that has an enclosure for when the weather is scandalous bad and can be opened out during decent/dry weather.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 03, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
Was hoping to find ye a picture of the hot tub I'd like some day.  Been searching round the net for my ideal enclosed hot tub (me dream tub) and not found one I liked.  They don't even come close to the idea floating about in me head.  Good job I haven't won the lotto yet or this might have really bothered me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 03, 2011, 04:29:21 PM
Some of the things that get people worked up around the place...geeez louise!  There should be prizes for the people who don't give a toss and stay out of the random rubbish imo.  But Celtic can't be in charge of the prize giveaway.  He's fixes draws. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 03, 2011, 07:29:39 PM
Turns out the sleeping tablets have a pretty unpleasant side effect.  I'd noticed a yucky taste in me mouth all day yesterday and wasn't sure what the heck was going on.  Initially thought maybe our water had 'gone off' or something, but it didn't matter what I ate or drank...the yucky taste was still there.  By evening it had kind of gone away.  Kind of. 

Took my next tablet last night per doc's instructions and first thing this morning the yucky taste was back.  And it stayed there all day.  No food or drink on the planet will make it go away.  Some even make it worse.  Not a bad thing when yer trying to lose the bit of weight, but it was even upsetting my routine pints of water.  What the heck is going on here?

Well, I finally got round to reading the leaflet that came with the meds.  Don't normally bother with those bits of paper to be honest.  Anyway, very first thing on the list of side effects - and supposedly a well known one too...'mild bitter or metallic taste in the mouth'.  The only time it's fecking mild is when I'm not eating or drinking anything.  Take a sip of water or a nibble of food and it kicks off a whole new level of assault on the mouth.  And if it's so well known, why didn't I know about it before now?! 

I'm meant to take these for the month.  I'll be a dehydrated twig...but at least I'll have slept a bit.  Marv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 03, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
i had a similar side effect from some tablets once dawn (they were beta blockers, rather than sleeping pills though).  As far as I remember the nasty taste thing did settle down after a few days.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 03, 2011, 08:15:14 PM
i had a similar side effect from some tablets once dawn (they were beta blockers, rather than sleeping pills though).  As far as I remember the nasty taste thing did settle down after a few days.

Phew!!!  Pleeeeeeeease let this be the case here too!  I've even lost the will to cook and the girls are not impressed.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 03, 2011, 08:18:51 PM
i had a similar side effect from some tablets once dawn (they were beta blockers, rather than sleeping pills though).  As far as I remember the nasty taste thing did settle down after a few days.

Phew!!!  Pleeeeeeeease let this be the case here too!  I've even lost the will to cook and the girls are not impressed.

well it either settled down or I got used to it :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 04:18:21 PM
Fer feck sake!!!  Need to take a number for a turn at the shower in this house.  I got the short straw.  I'm 3rd in the que.  On the upside, it'll be time to get the dinner in the oven while I'm in the shower.  Unlucky girls...run better next time.   rotflmfao

So while I wait, suppose I'll ramble a bit.  Discovered another side effect of those sleeping tablets.  If your sleep's interrupted mid meds (oh hi der 7am and cheers Sinéad and Cassie) - when ya do go back to it, you can pretty much say good bye to the rest of the day.  Didn't wake again until nearly 2pm!  Suppose it was needed so won't complain.  Chalk this up as a 'good' side effect.  Yucky taste still there though.

I've decided I'll give these tablets a couple more days to sort my sleep patterns, then I'm done with 'em.  Can't be doing with a month of yucky.  No thank you.  Plus I really need to crack on with getting some things done round here before I head off again.  Being out for the count during business hours is never a good plan if I seriously intend to tackle stuff.

And on to me next gripe of the day.  Everyone hates getting those envelopes with the wee windows through their letter box.  Ya just know ya owe when they land.  Sometimes opening said envelopes is even a toss up.  If I've got the money, I'll open 'em.  If things are tight, said envelopes go into a pile til the money comes in.

So my petty issue for today - doesn't it cost MORE to add that wee window to an envelope in production costs?  Which in turn means it costs the businesses more to buy them before filling them with our bills.  Surely if they knock those off and stick to regular envelopes, we could get a wee break on our bill.  Might only be pennies, but they add up - and they're my fecking pennies!  Plus I might be more inclined to open the envelope in the first place.  Just sayin'.... 





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 04, 2011, 04:30:03 PM
if they didn't have the windows in the envelopes then there would be extra expense/manpower in getting the addresses printed on the front of the envelope as well as the letter/bill, innit.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on February 04, 2011, 04:30:11 PM
What's your view on personalised numberplates, travelling first class, Camels and Sofas?

thanks


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 04:33:16 PM
if they didn't have the windows in the envelopes then there would be extra expense/manpower in getting the addresses printed on the front of the envelope as well as the letter/bill, innit.

Meh - made sense in me own head.  Now ya've gone and thrown a monkey wrench into the works.  I'll get back to ya.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 04, 2011, 04:34:22 PM
if they didn't have the windows in the envelopes then there would be extra expense/manpower in getting the addresses printed on the front of the envelope as well as the letter/bill, innit.

Meh - made sense in me own head.  Now ya've gone and thrown a monkey wrench into the works.  I'll get back to ya.

one other thing to add in the mix.  how many letters/bills do you reckon would end up in the wrong envelopes?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
What's your view on personalised numberplates, travelling first class, Camels and Sofas?

thanks

Spending the extra money to travel first class has always tilted me for two reasons. 

1)  We're all going to the same place.  You're not getting there any faster by being an eejit who spends four times (or more?) the money, so why bother spending it?

2)  First class won't escape a crash into a corn field or the ocean any better than me. 

Plus I've this other wee theory.  First class type people are used to having everything done for them.  Need a job done...pay some other person to do it.  Flat tyre...their driver will sort it.  Want to eat...a chef will make it. 

There ain't nobody gonna be worrying about yer sorry arse if the plane goes down.  Every man for themselves.  I'm pretty sure it'll be less hassle getting through the throngs of economy class people because we know how to get dirty and get a job done.  Not so confident it'll go as well in first class to be honest.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 04:48:41 PM
if they didn't have the windows in the envelopes then there would be extra expense/manpower in getting the addresses printed on the front of the envelope as well as the letter/bill, innit.

Meh - made sense in me own head.  Now ya've gone and thrown a monkey wrench into the works.  I'll get back to ya.

one other thing to add in the mix.  how many letters/bills do you reckon would end up in the wrong envelopes?

Yer really trying to get on my bad side today, aren't ya?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 04, 2011, 05:11:32 PM
if they didn't have the windows in the envelopes then there would be extra expense/manpower in getting the addresses printed on the front of the envelope as well as the letter/bill, innit.

Meh - made sense in me own head.  Now ya've gone and thrown a monkey wrench into the works.  I'll get back to ya.

one other thing to add in the mix.  how many letters/bills do you reckon would end up in the wrong envelopes?

Yer really trying to get on my bad side today, aren't ya?

oops.  no.  i agree, complete waste of time and money those little windows ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 05:18:47 PM
What's your view on personalised numberplates, travelling first class, Camels and Sofas?

thanks

As for personalised number plates - you've seen the car I drive.  Do you honestly think I'd ever be bothered with a personalised plate?!  lol  In fact, even if I won the lotto I wouldn't bother with a fancy new car.  I'd upgrade...sure.  But only because my car is 9 years old.  Certainly wouldn't be some flashed up luxury car though.  So either way, I won't be needing a special plate for it.

That said, no skin off my back if other people like them and want to spend their money on them.  In fact, I'd be more in favour of people spending their extra dosh on the plate than I am about first class travel.  At least you have something to show for the money spent when all is said and done.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 04, 2011, 05:20:43 PM
i have a personalised number plate - came free with my car.  £700 job lot.  bish, bash, bosh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
Camels seem cool.  Hopefully some day I'll get to meet one.  Do they spit though?  Or is it some other animal does that?  Might be confusing them with Llamas I think.  Still...they can go without drink for AGES!  Gotta respect that imo.

Sofas are a tricky subject.  Everyone has their own opinion of the ideal sofa.  Well, dunno about 'everyone'... but as most people are forced to look at their sofa for a goodly few years, they tend to care about it upon initial purchase. 

I spent (no word of a lie) five YEARS looking for the current sofa.  There were plenty along the way that were grand, but I had an idea in me head that I couldn't shake and none of the other sofas matched up.  Mine is nearly two years old now and I love it as much as I did the day I bought it. 

Some would say mine is the same as all the others, but it's not.  It has well cool unique qualities that maybe only a few can spot.  Feck the doubters imo.  That's the thing about sofas.  Not everyone has the same taste...but when ya find one ya like - there's nothing better.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 04, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
i have a personalised number plate - came free with my car.  £700 job lot.  bish, bash, bosh.

Result!

I'm actually quite picky with my money.  God help me if I ever did win the lotto.  I'd be old and grey before I ever found the ideal hot tub.  Ah well.....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on February 04, 2011, 07:39:27 PM
camels supposedly spit though I've never actually seen one do it. one of ours did run away while we were camped in the middle of the sahara though, thank god the nomad dude managed to find it

maybe they could just have holes instead of windows in envelopes. that'd be cheaper and I'm sure they don't need to be waterproof really


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 04, 2011, 08:59:13 PM
camels supposedly spit though I've never actually seen one do it. one of ours did run away while we were camped in the middle of the sahara though, thank god the nomad dude managed to find it

maybe they could just have holes instead of windows in envelopes. that'd be cheaper and I'm sure they don't need to be waterproof really
I thought it was only Llamas that spat so did a quick google

this is about Camels
Copied from http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-camel.html

They aren’t actually spitting—it’s more like throwing up! They bring up the contents of their stomachs, along with saliva, and project it out. This is meant to surprise, distract, or bother whatever the camel feels is threatening i


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 05:26:15 AM
The way things have gone around here lately...this new information doesn't surprise me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 06:44:35 AM
So tonight it was brought to my attention the diary wasn't just being read by people who gave a shit.  Sure...I expect a few merchants in England to be keeping an eye, but never thought Ireland would have issues and be looking for trouble.  Turns out they are.  That's grand...no hassle.  Brace yerself Bridget because all hell is about to break loose.  And I don't imagine I'll be coming out on the losing end.  Just sayin'...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 05, 2011, 07:21:36 AM
them's fightin words, what up homeslice?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 07:25:23 AM
them's fightin words, what up homeslice?

Get back to ya in an hour or three.  On me way to the in-laws.  Done being the good quiet girl.  Should be interesting if nothing else.     ;)

On the plus side...my hair looks cute.   rotflmfao  Sigh.  The little things in life that keep me happy.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 05, 2011, 07:30:39 AM
Wooohoo, interesting diary updates coming up.

Excellent..just make sure you don't get arrested.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 07:35:04 AM
Wooohoo, interesting diary updates coming up.

Excellent..just make sure you don't get arrested.

Never gonna happen.  Overalls don't suit me...no matter what colour they are.   ;)

And for the record...they can be pretty fecking ugly from what I've seen on the telly.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 05, 2011, 07:42:23 AM
You're right..definitely not a good look


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 01:19:14 PM
And all is right with the world.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 05, 2011, 01:41:05 PM
And all is right with the world.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Full skinny plz. (With pics)

Failing that, cliffs.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 05:44:35 PM
And all is right with the world.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Full skinny plz. (With pics)

Failing that, cliffs.

 rotflmfao  Ya perv. 

I was beyond emotional this morning (obv) and hadn't slept a wink since yesterday.  Had a couple of hours nap since and I'm currently trying to get me head 'round the best way to skin this one for ye.  Long and short of it ......

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQtw55f2d2A


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 09:12:34 AM
This isn't something I'd ever intended to bring out on here to be honest but circumstances and that kinda force me hand.  Blimey.  Where to begin?  Suppose the start is as good a place as any....

As I've said earlier in this diary I'd been with Timothy since '89.  That's a lot of years put down for a relatively young one (oi! - I'm not an old bat...yet!).  We've three lovely kids who we both absolutely adore and I reckon we've done a pretty good job so far bringing them up.  We've never been 'rich' as such, but always got by comfortably on the one income and at the very least gave the illusion of being a very happy couple.

I say 'illusion' because that's the truth of it as it turns out.  18 months ago I received a call that well and truly shook my world.  All of ours if truth be told.  I was absolutely devastated and totally heart broken.  Won't get into the gory details of the phone call here but not because I'm hiding it from the kids (who read this) but because the wounds are still there for all of us.  No point digging into them further - for their sake.  They know the score and as of today all the people closest do too.  For now, that's all that matters.  I will say this.  Timothy has always been and still is a brilliant father.  He's a great provider allowing me to stay home raising the kids and they've always appreciated it.  Yes...he did fuck up.  In fabulous fashion too.  But he's also done a lot of things right which he deserves credit for. 

With that said...I've spent the past 18 months sleeping on the sofa.  I was a complete vegetable for the first few months.  Could barely function and didn't want to speak to anyone.  Initially the kids didn't know what was going on but in the end we had to tell them as it was painful for them to see their Mom inexplicably shut down.  I've always tried to teach my kids that honesty is the best policy.  No matter what needs telling or how bad it may seem, just be honest and we'll get through it together.  I've never lied to my kids and wasn't about to start now, but I needed time to get my head round it first so I could be (in some way) there for them.  That was an unreal difficult chat.  They were obviously in shock and I'm not entirely sure telling them was the way forward but they're old enough to face real world at this stage so no point messing about.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 09:27:52 AM
Not many people in our neck of the woods knew what was going on at first.  I did my best to keep the 'routine' of the house going but wasn't going about things with the usual 'zest'.  We tried a marriage counsellor who didn't stand a chance breaking through me as I had well and truly shut down.  And because there wasn't enough going on in Laxieland...one other unrelated event transpired to really throw a monkey wrench into the works.  Nothing to do with Timothy or the family and still trying to be resolved, but it sure as shit didn't help matters on the home front.   

In the end I stopped going to the counsellor and went to see my doctor instead.  Turns out my blood pressure which had always been very low - had gone through the roof.  She reckoned I was making meself ill trying to hold it together.  So I was put on some sort of mild med to calm me down a bit.  Marv.  Now I'm on moody meds when the mood strikes.  Have to say though...they've helped a bit.  I'm not even close to 100%, but I've started baking again which is always a good sign.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 09:45:25 AM
Didn't take long for word to trickle out locally what was going on in our house.  People were shocked at first.  Couldn't be true.  We're one of THE couples in this village in their eyes.  Have a lovely family and always seem so happy.  Open door policy for everyone in the neighbourhood and always had a laugh.  Plus Dawn isn't the quiet type.  If it was true, she'd have fecking killed him. 

Over time only the closest ones have known just how true it is.  The others started to think it had only been horrible rumours.  I don't blame the others for doubting.  He was still here, I was still here and it 'appears' from the outside looking in - nothing has changed.  Except for one thing.  Dawn has been going missing a goodly bit.  She's always off to this place or that as far as they're concerned...poor Timothy.  Well, yeah folks.  The trips away keep me sane ya fecking eejits.  Doing everything I can to hold it together yet I was starting to look like the bad guy!

Meanwhile, I'd heard whispers that the in-laws thought I was cross with them and they didn't know what they'd done wrong.  To be fair, I can kind of understand why they'd think that.  I was always calling to their house and ringing them.  Then suddenly - nothing more than basic 'as and when needed' contact.  For 18 months.  But I wasn't doing that to be nasty to them.  I'd been asked not to tell them what had gone down here and as I'm not the quiet type, the only way of being sure I'd manage it was to keep my distance from them.  They really were upset and it broke my heart to hear how it was affecting them when they'd done absolutely nothing wrong.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 09:57:08 AM
So....Dawn being Dawn and telling it like it is...off I went to the in-laws yesterday morning.  They had to be told.  Everything.  Yes they'd be upset at first, but at least they'd know it's not their fault I've shut down.

It was an odd one.  I kept my cool, there was no drama and if truth be told...felt like a million ton weight had been lifted off my shoulders.  The three of us sat and chatted for a few hours.  It was nice to finally be 'me' again with them.  And as much as the news was a shock and not pleasant...I'm pretty sure they kind of feel better now too.  Turns out they'd been wondering and worrying for months and were going to send Timothy's brother over here to dig it out when he visits at Easter.  No need now...it's out there.

As for this house and the future?  Well, I've no clue when or how it'll all be sorted.  Lots of things to take into account and none to be taken lightly.  God knows it's not been easy for any of us but we'll get there in the end.  Wherever that may be.  And one way or the other...we'll be ok.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 10:00:31 AM
That's pretty much 'it' in a nutshell. 

Now I can hold my head high when I make my trips and the trouble makers can get stuffed.  And I can visit the in-laws again without fear of saying the wrong thing.  Pity it had to go down that way...but that's life.  And life goes on no matter what's happening around you.  Just gotta just move on and live it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 06, 2011, 10:45:49 AM
tl;dr


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 06, 2011, 10:46:43 AM
 ;) x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 11:16:29 AM
tl;dr

Cheeky pup!

;) x

forgiven.   rotflmfao  good luck at DTD today.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on February 06, 2011, 11:28:51 AM
xxx

That's for you Dawn, not Tom.

But gl Tom :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 06, 2011, 11:38:48 AM
Now that we've that stuff out of the way, suppose it's time to say thanks to a few as I'm at it.  Obviously my kids first of all.  They're so strong and they've been absolutely brilliant!  Couldn't ask for more and frankly they've gone above and beyond the call of duty a few times imo.  They're amazing and I love them to bits.  xx

Ger.  That man has been unbelievable.  He's been my rock when I didn't know where to turn.  He's been and stayed at our house since and handled the situation perfect from everyone's point of view.  There's never been any uncomfortable feeling on our part when Ger's around and I hope he's felt the same.  He's been an absolute star.  No drama, just a rock.

Bridget.  She's a pain in the arse sometimes but I still adore her.

A few others.  Ye know who ye are as I've chewed yer ear to bits on the phone/msn throughout the months.  Don't want to name anyone specifically because there really have been a surprisingly good few and don't want to leave anyone out. You've all been brilliant and I thank you for that.

Also want to apologise to the lot of ya.  Can't be fun dealing with an emotional wreck of a class clown at the drop of a hat.  All going well...it's only up from here.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 06, 2011, 12:17:51 PM
Bless ya Laxie, it'll all be grand I'm sure :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on February 06, 2011, 12:29:03 PM
Best of luck to you all Dawn. xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 06, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
big hugs to you dawn.  I'm glad, in a way, to see you writing about this stuff now, as it suggests that you've got to a point where you can reflect and compartmentalise it all properly. I know how difficult you found dealing with stuff sometimes in the thick of it, and few people would have realised what you were going through behind the happy-go-lucky exterior.  You keep enjoying your trips away, god knows you deserve a bit of a fun xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on February 06, 2011, 01:00:08 PM
What Claw said really.  So glad you are finaly moving forward. Now go get more ...me time...Xxxxxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
I'm off to Paris this week-end.  Should be interesting.  I honestly don't know what to think about this trip.  How odd is that?  My belly has been flip flopping all over the place since yesterday too.  I've friends who would be delighted to take my place, so why am I flip flopping about it?  Geez louise. 

Ah well.  I was given links to the hotel and venues we'll be heading for so I've a fair idea how the packing is going to go.  Mark it in yer calendars kids...Imma dress like a girl for a change.  Even bringing a dress!  And yes...I will in fact wear it once I'm over there. 

A dress.  Not put one of those on in YEARS!  Blimey.  I'm normally a jeans, hoody, baseball cap and trainers kinda girl.  Maybe that's why the belly is flip flopping all over the shop.  Maybe.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 11:34:10 AM
Apparently I'm going to have a fair bit of 'me' time for the first couple of days.  There's one of those awards thingys happening that ye all love so much and Mick is on the judging panel.  They've got a meeting or two to get through and he suggested I go shopping during that time.  Shopping?   rotflmfao  Sure will.  I've obviously not had the 'shopping' chat with him yet.  Hope for his sake he brings his ear plugs.  No doubt I'll find something to do, but shopping won't be it.

Sunday night is the awards 'do'.  Never been to one of those.  Not to do with poker anyway.    I've seen the list of nominees.  Will be interesting to see how many of them turn up.  Can't imagine the place will be too packed.  That said, they're holding it in some nite club of sorts I think.  So either way, should be fun.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 11:41:16 AM
I've known Mick for a few years now.  Can't even tell you for sure how we first met.  I've no clue.  So with that, I reckon it must have been when I was working reg. desk at one of the Irish festivals.  I just know we could talk for Ireland!  We've sat for hours just chatting about this and that with no effort at all.  That said, we've also been know to just sit and watch the world go by without saying a word...and it's never uncomfortable. 

Suppose that's why I said yes when he phoned.  I've turned down a few Paris trips in the past.  Been once and that was enough.  But if you're with the right person/people - it doesn't matter where in the world you are.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 11:51:52 AM
I'm currently flipping a coin as to which tourney I'll play while I'm there.  Monday is the 10k High Roller's Event.  No fear of playing that one obv, but they've a Ladies Event scheduled along side it.  To keep the lil women busy while their partners gamble it up big time, don't ya know.  To be honest, just the idea of it tilts me.  There's talks of a Thai meal on Monday night anyway, so I'll more than likely play the Omaha on Tuesday instead.  

Wednesday Mick is playing the Senior's event and I'm flying home.  Taking the lappy with me, so if there's time I'll make the odd post while I'm there.  At the very least I'll keep a running list of notes offline.  My brain is like a sieve when there's so much to soak in at once.  A proper after the fact trip report would never happen without the notes.  Man, I'm getting old.  But at least I'm not old enough to play the Senior's event...yet.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on February 09, 2011, 12:22:44 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 12:24:09 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

Hush you and book Killarney.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 09, 2011, 12:40:33 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

so the ladies event then.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 12:44:23 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

so the ladies event then.

I'd rather poker me eyes out, play a £2 tourney on Sky then find a bridge...in that order.  Might stop at the dentist for a root canal on me way to the bridge.  Just for good measure.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 09, 2011, 01:05:18 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

so the ladies event then.

I'd rather poker me eyes out, play a £2 tourney on Sky then find a bridge...in that order.  Might stop at the dentist for a root canal on me way to the bridge.  Just for good measure.
Go on, put on the dress, slap on the make up and play with the other girlies


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 01:21:32 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

so the ladies event then.

I'd rather poker me eyes out, play a £2 tourney on Sky then find a bridge...in that order.  Might stop at the dentist for a root canal on me way to the bridge.  Just for good measure.
Go on, put on the dress, slap on the make up and play with the other girlies

A dress.  Can you friggin believe it?!  Sigh.  A dress. 

Meh...it'll be grand.  Proberly.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 09, 2011, 01:51:33 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

so the ladies event then.

I'd rather poker me eyes out, play a £2 tourney on Sky then find a bridge...in that order.  Might stop at the dentist for a root canal on me way to the bridge.  Just for good measure.
Go on, put on the dress, slap on the make up and play with the other girlies

A dress.  Can you friggin believe it?!  Sigh.  A dress. 

Meh...it'll be grand.  Proberly.

Pics or it didn't happen :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 01:57:04 PM
You should play the one that requires the least skill and the most luck.

;)

so the ladies event then.

I'd rather poker me eyes out, play a £2 tourney on Sky then find a bridge...in that order.  Might stop at the dentist for a root canal on me way to the bridge.  Just for good measure.
Go on, put on the dress, slap on the make up and play with the other girlies

A dress.  Can you friggin believe it?!  Sigh.  A dress. 

Meh...it'll be grand.  Proberly.

Pics or it didn't happen :)

obv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 02:01:22 PM
Totally unrelated, but has anyone ever heard of a band called One eskimO?  Got a hop when I saw them on the telly just now.  Lead singer looks a bit like our Greek fish here on blonde.  Except the lead singer guy doesn't wear glasses...and sings a bit.  Prolly just the nose made me think of it.  Ah well...you lot decide.  Has Greeky been holding out on us?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2w3MM8htP8


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 02:12:51 PM
And with that, I must blast the tunes and get the floors 'round here hoovered and mopped.  I've just been informed - the in-laws will be here in an hour.  That's obv going to speed things up a bit.   rotflmfao  Time to crank up the speakers and get moving.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on February 09, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
And with that, I must blast the tunes and get the floors 'round here hoovered and mopped.  I've just been informed - the in-laws will be here in an hour.  That's obv going to speed things up a bit.   rotflmfao  Time to crank up the speakers and get moving.

For your domestic issues (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Dawn)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

as for cleaning up b4 the visit just read them your poem hanging up in yr kitchen  ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Blimey!  Didn't realise (forgot?) I'd even posted the words of that poem.  Not sure if it was in this thread or some other place, but no way you'd know what was hanging in the kitchen without paying attention.  Very deffo A+ for yer memory!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on February 09, 2011, 04:53:14 PM
Blimey!  Didn't realise (forgot?) I'd even posted the words of that poem.  Not sure if it was in this thread or some other place, but no way you'd know what was hanging in the kitchen without paying attention.  Very deffo A+ for yer memory!



dunno why but it's just 1 of those things that stick in yr head..


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 05:15:08 PM
Blimey!  Didn't realise (forgot?) I'd even posted the words of that poem.  Not sure if it was in this thread or some other place, but no way you'd know what was hanging in the kitchen without paying attention.  Very deffo A+ for yer memory!



dunno why but it's just 1 of those things that stick in yr head..

Found the post in one of your threads.  That was two years ago and after re-reading the thread I can understand why it stuck.  How are Thomas and Charlie getting on these days?

For the rest of you...here's the poem hanging on the kitchen wall -

Excuse This House

Some houses try to hide the fact that children shelter there.
Ours boasts of it quite openly, the signs are everywhere.
For Smears are on the windows, little smudges on the doors;
I should apologise, I guess, for toys strewn on the floor.

But I sat down with the children and we played and laughed and read;
And if the doorbell doesn't shine, their eyes will shine instead.
For when at times I'm forced to choose the one job or the other
I want to have a tidy house, but first I am a mother.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 06:19:42 PM
Lily heads off for a shave down tomorrow.  She wasn't too thrilled with my trip to Bolton a couple of weeks ago.  Was told she kept running through the house looking for me.  She'd start at the sofa, off to the kitchen, then upstairs and through each room before coming back down to the sofa again...rinse repeat for well over an hour from what they said.  Then she'd take a break for a bit before going back at it again.  Apparently she didn't give up and accept the fact that I was gone until Sunday. 

Cassie was grand by all accounts.  She really has settled in well here with everyone, but she's also had more of everyone's time.  From the day Lily arrived, she was basically my pet.  The kids were too young to take her for walks on their own or feed her, so she's really stuck to me.  She loves everyone...but there's just that wee bit of something extra special between us.  She'll be well pissed off when she realises I'm gone away again.  Hence the grooming session.  She loves the shave down and is always that extra bit perky after it.  Hoping she won't be as cross when she's that going for her. 

The rubber 'brush' the kids brought back from America does a great job on Cassie and she loves having it done.  As soon as she sees it in one of our hands, she's stood at attention waiting for the grooming and stays there as long as you're willing to carry on.  She's not too keen on the bath tub though.  Much prefers a warm water sponge down in the back yard so I'll wait til the weather is a bit better before we go at that.

Sarah's already making plans for the Celtic Chaos trip in May.  She's said she's going to bring the pair of them up to Martin's pub so everyone can meet them.  Looking forward to it meself if truth be told.  All fine and well to ramble away here in posts.  And the odd picture now and then is good too.  But some things are just too hard for me to describe and unless you've met them, you'll never get what I'm on about.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on February 09, 2011, 07:33:52 PM
Theyr good thx,Charlie now 15 /2 and nearly as tall as me and thomas nearly 14 and  isnt far behind in the height stakes.Thomas played his 1st ever footy tournament 2 weeks ago
so Daddy is well proud of both :)

charlie is all over the bullying doing really well at school,A*'s projected

 and he has played his 1st gig (although the snow buggered it up a bit) so they put singers on instead of Charlie doing vocals!!!

Charlie is wearing the green jacket  behind the singer

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 07:35:46 PM
Fixed yer link and having a look now but delighted to hear things have picked up for them.  Was a tough time back then for all of you.  x

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awwZZTZFgnE


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 10, 2011, 07:40:52 AM
Theyr good thx,Charlie now 15 /2 and nearly as tall as me and thomas nearly 14 and  isnt far behind in the height stakes.Thomas played his 1st ever footy tournament 2 weeks ago
so Daddy is well proud of both :)

charlie is all over the bullying doing really well at school,A*'s projected

 and he has played his 1st gig (although the snow buggered it up a bit) so they put singers on instead of Charlie doing vocals!!!

Charlie is wearing the green jacket  behind the singer

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Good to hear that mate


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
So last night I was reg'd for the Sky 'Take on Tikay' tourney.  I'd reg'd for it earlier in the day, got the house in order and was just chilling from about 6pm on.  Except that come 7:30 I was having a hard time keeping the eyes open.  And by 8:15 I was in a coma.

Sinéad knew I had a tourney to play at 8:30 and tried her best to wake me by all accounts.  I still had the lappy open with the Sky lobby showing on screen.  So with 2 minutes to spare, she unreg'd me from the tourney and shut down the lappy. 

I didn't wake until 7:15 this morning.  Smart kid, her...so she is.  You lot would've had a field day with me blinds!  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 09:52:51 AM
I sleep best when the house is in order and the mind is clear.  I've already mentioned the flip flopping belly regarding my upcoming trip.  Was really annoying because I couldn't figure out what the problem was.  I take those belly flips serious.  They're a bit of a 6th sense warning by me.  And I don't settle until the 'issue' comes to light.

Well, yesterday it hit me.  Was dancing and singing away to the music while I cleaned the house and - WHAM!  There it was.  I'm only nervous because I don't speak French and obv that's what mostly everyone in Paris will be speaking!  We all know how much I like to chatter away when given half a chance.  Apart from Mick and a few other friends I know will be there, I'm pretty much at a loss for anyone to speak to.  When those few are busy, I'm stuffed.

But once I knew the problem, was easy enough to get my head around it and find the positive.  I can just chill and enjoy the sights around me for the week-end.  No effort required.  And me belly stopped flip flopping.  RESULT!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on February 10, 2011, 10:00:37 AM
I sleep best when the house is in order and the mind is clear.  I've already mentioned the flip flopping belly regarding my upcoming trip.  Was really annoying because I couldn't figure out what the problem was.  I take those belly flips serious.  They're a bit of a 6th sense warning by me.  And I don't settle until the 'issue' comes to light.

Well, yesterday it hit me.  Was dancing and singing away to the music while I cleaned the house and - WHAM!  There it was.  I'm only nervous because I don't speak French and obv that's what mostly everyone in Paris will be speaking!  We all know how much I like to chatter away when given half a chance.  Apart from Mick and a few other friends I know will be there, I'm pretty much at a loss for anyone to speak to.  When those few are busy, I'm stuffed.

But once I knew the problem, was easy enough to get my head around it and find the positive.  I can just chill and enjoy the sights around me for the week-end.  No effort required.  And me belly stopped flip flopping.  RESULT!

I've always found that if you try to speak even a bit of french, the French (who to my experience all have a fair bit of english) will help you out, but only if you are polite enough to at least start with bonjour, use s'il vous plait & merci etc. A "Je suis desolee mais je ne parle pas bien le francais" early doors is helpful as well (I'm sorry but I don't speak french well).

Must admit I've loved going to France the times I've been, always found the French really friendly too, never been to Paris though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 10, 2011, 10:03:16 AM
Like Rodders McHunhun said, just apologise for not speaking French (using the line he used) and then speak English. You'll be grand, most people there speak English.

RoddieroddieRodrod, you coming to Killarney mate?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 10:10:33 AM
Phew!  In that case, today was planned perfectly.

I'm taking Sinéad out of school early.  Collect her at 2:00, run her home to change, gather Lily and then we're off to Tralee for Lily's 3:30 appointment.

She needs crickets for the lizard and I need help speaking French.  Sinéad's very good with French and German so she's said she'll help me learn a few things to get by on during the long drive to and from Tralee. 

She also reckons I need help shopping for a couple more outfits.  Turns out that's the main reason she wanted collecting early from school.  FML.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 10:12:39 AM
Like Rodders McHunhun said, just apologise for not speaking French (using the line he used) and then speak English. You'll be grand, most people there speak English.

RoddieroddieRodrod, you coming to Killarney mate?

Get a room FFS!   rotflmfao 

Would be great to see you though Rod.  Been AGES!  Just stay out of Bolide's room.  Mrs. Boldie might have issues..maybe.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 10, 2011, 11:22:55 AM
Like Rodders McHunhun said, just apologise for not speaking French (using the line he used) and then speak English. You'll be grand, most people there speak English.

RoddieroddieRodrod, you coming to Killarney mate?

Get a room FFS!   rotflmfao 

Would be great to see you though Rod.  Been AGES!  Just stay out of Bolide's room.  Mrs. Boldie might have issues..maybe.

Nah, Rodders and MrsB get on like a house on fire..even though he's a smellybellytimtim.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on February 10, 2011, 11:38:09 AM
I've always found that if you try to speak even a bit of french, the French (who to my experience all have a fair bit of english) will help you out, but only if you are polite enough to at least start with bonjour, use s'il vous plait & merci etc. A "Je suis desolee mais je ne parle pas bien le francais" early doors is helpful as well (I'm sorry but I don't speak french well).

Must admit I've loved going to France the times I've been, always found the French really friendly too, never been to Paris though.

had to lol. read the first paragraph thinking to myself 'wtf is he on about, she's going to paris. he can't have been', then got to the last line to see you've not been to paris

french people are generally very nice, parisians however are the rudest people on earth


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on February 10, 2011, 11:42:55 AM
Like Rodders McHunhun said, just apologise for not speaking French (using the line he used) and then speak English. You'll be grand, most people there speak English.

RoddieroddieRodrod, you coming to Killarney mate?

Get a room FFS!   rotflmfao 

Would be great to see you though Rod.  Been AGES!  Just stay out of Bolide's room.  Mrs. Boldie might have issues..maybe.

Thinking of it, but on the wagon at the moment - had a wee spell in hospital so giving the system a break.

Would be a last minute thing if I was to head to Killarney - years since I was there as well.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 11:43:45 AM
Ugh.  There's been an air plane crash at Cork airport this morning.  10 passengers and 2 crew on board.  Latest report is 6 are confirmed dead and 6 are injured.  Promise I'll never again complain about airport security stopping me...as long as the plane lands in one piece.

RIP to the six and I hope everyone else makes it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 10, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
Like Rodders McHunhun said, just apologise for not speaking French (using the line he used) and then speak English. You'll be grand, most people there speak English.

RoddieroddieRodrod, you coming to Killarney mate?

Get a room FFS!   rotflmfao 

Would be great to see you though Rod.  Been AGES!  Just stay out of Bolide's room.  Mrs. Boldie might have issues..maybe.

Thinking of it, but on the wagon at the moment - had a wee spell in hospital so giving the system a break.

Would be a last minute thing if I was to head to Killarney - years since I was there as well.

Let me know if you're wanting to go mate. Obv can travel down to Manch Airport back with us..maybe even back up to Glasgow.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 11:50:25 AM
I really do have a brain like a sieve.  Knew you'd been to hossy and all.  How you feeling these days?  Promise we'll be gentle with ya if you manage to get here, but either way I hope you're on the mend and feeling better quick.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 11:51:52 AM
I've always found that if you try to speak even a bit of french, the French (who to my experience all have a fair bit of english) will help you out, but only if you are polite enough to at least start with bonjour, use s'il vous plait & merci etc. A "Je suis desolee mais je ne parle pas bien le francais" early doors is helpful as well (I'm sorry but I don't speak french well).

Must admit I've loved going to France the times I've been, always found the French really friendly too, never been to Paris though.

had to lol. read the first paragraph thinking to myself 'wtf is he on about, she's going to paris. he can't have been', then got to the last line to see you've not been to paris

french people are generally very nice, parisians however are the rudest people on earth

Marv.  I'll make sure Sinéad teaches me a few 'choice' phrases too while she's at it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 10, 2011, 12:09:35 PM
I've always found that if you try to speak even a bit of french, the French (who to my experience all have a fair bit of english) will help you out, but only if you are polite enough to at least start with bonjour, use s'il vous plait & merci etc. A "Je suis desolee mais je ne parle pas bien le francais" early doors is helpful as well (I'm sorry but I don't speak french well).

Must admit I've loved going to France the times I've been, always found the French really friendly too, never been to Paris though.

had to lol. read the first paragraph thinking to myself 'wtf is he on about, she's going to paris. he can't have been', then got to the last line to see you've not been to paris

french people are generally very nice, parisians however are the rudest people on earth

Marv.  I'll make sure Sinéad teaches me a few 'choice' phrases too while she's at it.

Parisians are wonderful people...they are ridic rude but in a way that's just very funny.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on February 10, 2011, 02:14:50 PM
I really do have a brain like a sieve.  Knew you'd been to hossy and all.  How you feeling these days?  Promise we'll be gentle with ya if you manage to get here, but either way I hope you're on the mend and feeling better quick.  xx

I'm fine now- just need to give the system a break - no bevvy for 3 months or so, then taking it easier after that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 10:51:56 PM
Lily is tidy again and I have new jeans.  Sinéad's brutal when it comes to shop assistance.  I thought I treated it like a military operation, but I've nothing on her.  At least now she doesn't doubt me when I say dresses just don't fit me usually.  The one I'm taking on the trip was a fluke. 

And she's got a special way of knowing what fits me when I'm not even near her.  She calls it the fist test.

Said (at volume) from across one shop, "Hey Mom!  Found a good one here and it passed the fist test with flying colours."

So as I'm wandering in her direction with a puzzled look on me face I mumble to her, "What are you on about with fist test?"

She replied with a rogue smile "Well...if the top can't handle my fist, there's no way it's gonna handle them babies."

Marv.  My kid's a smart arse.  But she was right about the top.  It did fit.  We just didn't like the sleeves once it was on.  Hence the sum total of one pair of jeans.  Ah well.  We gave it an ol' go.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 11, 2011, 08:30:43 AM
Today's going to be busy.  One last run around the house this morning and I'm officially off-duty as housekeeper until next Thursday.  I do enjoy the breaks, but man oh man can they make a mess while I'm away.  They're getting better to be fair...but still a long way to go in their training.

Must give a run into Killarney as well.  I've had a bit of paper on the kitchen counter for all the week.  It's 'the list'.  Everyone adds to it as and when they think of something they need sorted or picked up from the shops before I head off.  Brian even sends a text from uni with his requests if he thinks of it.  I've been ticking things off all week.  And they've been adding more to it just as fast.  They're already out the door this morning so you'd think I'm safe.  But official cut off time for additions is when I leave Killarney... so I expect a text or two.

Also need to ring Mike the vet.  Well, leave a voice mail because he never answers the first call.  Especially not on a Friday.  Have to time it just right.  Too early and he won't be up yet after last night's session.  Too late and you might interrupt his 'lunch'...in the pub.  But has to be done because Lily's lump has doubled in size and is very definitely beyond 'tablets' treatment.  I've said it before and I'll say it again...the grooming money is money well spent!  We're much better able to keep an eye on her and catch things before they've gone too far.  So I'll ring and leave a voice mail and send a text tomorrow morning from the airport if I haven't heard back from him.  Want to schedule it for next Thursday if possible.  That'll give him time to get his head 'round the idea...and finish his pint.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 11, 2011, 09:43:00 PM
Good god I'm tired!  Ran around like a headless chicken all day and only just now sitting down.  Managed to swerve any further requests from the crew and sorted everything on the list too.  Girls are home every Friday early so Sinéad decided she was going to help me pack.  But she wanted me to try on every outfit first.  FFS!  We got there in the end, but it was no easy task.  

Mick phoned to make sure I wasn't nervous about flying from Cork.  "Not at all man.  I'll be going up...not trying to get down.  No worries."  He reminded me of his attempt to book me out of Dublin.  Not sure if that was his way of saying, "If ya do crash, it's not my fault!"  

He and Sarah have met before, but he's never met Sinéad.  Told him she'd sorted my outfits and he wasn't too impressed with a 15 year old being in charge.  

"You'll be all young looking so and you're going to make me look older than I already am!"    

"Well, you ARE playing the seniors event to be fair."

Love the banter between us and it's going to be a great trip... I just know it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 11, 2011, 09:58:31 PM
i've only been to paris once but found the peeps fine tbh.  then again, my attempts at speaking french would probably make the most miserable person in the world twitch a tiny smile.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 12, 2011, 10:27:48 AM
So far so good.  Made it to Cork airport.  There's no fog.  Flight's on time.  And I wasn't stopped by security! 

Once I get to Paris, must make my way to a different terminal in the airport (shuttle required) and wait 20 minutes for Mick to land.  Then we're off for what should be an interesting week-end. 

Hope all of you enjoy whatever yer at.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 12, 2011, 04:45:20 PM
Landed safe and sound.  Had lots of giggles just getting here, but no time to post about them now.  Keeping notes and will do the lot when I get back.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on February 12, 2011, 04:48:18 PM
S'amuser, a un grand temps et embrasse la culture.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on February 13, 2011, 03:06:38 AM
Have a great time Laxie x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on February 13, 2011, 02:18:10 PM
Oh dear god - it was just a matter of time...........

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110210/tod-french-penis-leash-couple-arrested-a-7f81b96.html


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 13, 2011, 03:02:46 PM
Oh dear god - it was just a matter of time...........

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110210/tod-french-penis-leash-couple-arrested-a-7f81b96.html

 rotflmfao  Wasn't me occifer. 

Having an absolutely fabulous time!!!  Might be forced to change my mind about Paris too. 

Last night I met Michelle Orpe (among many others) and we had such a laugh.  She asked me to post a special message for Tikay.  Don't remember the entire message, but do know I was to say "How are you sexy?"  In the end we decided a video message would be more effective.  This is what she had to say...just for you

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jqGmK4YGbQ

Now we'll see does he ever read the drivel on this diary.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 15, 2011, 02:20:59 PM
I take back any nasty thoughts I ever had about Paris.  Absolute blast of a time!!!  Doing me best to keep mental notes for a trip report, but first I've to put down one last day here.  Flying home tomorrow.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on February 15, 2011, 04:36:28 PM
I take back any nasty thoughts I ever had about Paris.  Absolute blast of a time!!!  Doing me best to keep mental notes for a trip report, but first I've to put down one last day here.  Flying home tomorrow.


Cannot wait for a detailed report.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 16, 2011, 08:15:24 PM
I take back any nasty thoughts I ever had about Paris.  Absolute blast of a time!!!  Doing me best to keep mental notes for a trip report, but first I've to put down one last day here.  Flying home tomorrow.


Cannot wait for a detailed report.

Landed home safe and sound. 

Will start the trip report either later tonight after the Sky poker stuff or first thing in the morning.  Until then, I leave you with this video link...

http://uk.pokernews.com/video/european-poker-awards-winner-s-reactions-790022413001.htm


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 16, 2011, 08:22:34 PM
I take back any nasty thoughts I ever had about Paris.  Absolute blast of a time!!!  Doing me best to keep mental notes for a trip report, but first I've to put down one last day here.  Flying home tomorrow.



Cannot wait for a detailed report.

Landed home safe and sound. 

Will start the trip report either later tonight after the Sky poker stuff or first thing in the morning.  Until then, I leave you with this video link...

http://uk.pokernews.com/video/european-poker-awards-winner-s-reactions-790022413001.htm

lol good work. reminds me of the pictures of nirvana hanging around in the background when flushy was being interviewed in vegas :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 16, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
 rotflmfao  To be fair, I was stood there first.  They didn't set up in front til a goodly bit after.  That said, was only hope I had of getting a shot of the dress!  There were lots of pics taken on the night but not sure what site they're posted on. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 09:24:16 AM
Paris 2011 - Getting there

As we all know, my record with airport security is pretty poor at the best of times.  This time there was a slightly bigger concern.  Landing...in one piece preferably.  Managed to get through Cork security no hassle so I was off to a good start. 

I flew with Aer Lingus and can't say enough good things about them.  Comfortable enough designated seating compared to some of the budget airlines and the staff are lovely.  It's not their fault about the passengers.  One thing that always gets me when flying...the boarding procedure.  Nice airline person announces it's time to board and people rush from every corner fighting for the top spot in line.  I'll never understand it.  We've all got designated seats.  Aer Lingus is good that way to be fair.  So what's the point in rushing the plane like a pack of American football tacklers?!  I sat with my pint and lappy surfing the net til the coast was clear then made my way to the now much calmer airport staff. 

Went about taking my seat on the plane only to find this couple tucked into the same row.  Not normally a problem, but this pair were well stuck in with their newspapers and magazines.  The man with the newspaper had it open to the max and was so absorbed in it, with elbows stretched out just for good measure...I was going to be cramped sitting there.  No doubt about it. 

One look to the other side I noticed an empty row and figured I was safe enough there.  Being one of the last to board does have it perks.  Not this time as it happens.  In fairness to them, the nice couple who arrived said I could stay in the spare seat if I liked, but I reckoned it'd be my luck there was one last straggler meant for that one, so took the proper seat next to newspaper man.  He sure was thrilled to see me.  "Wait til we start playing elbow tennis with the arm rest in a bit" I thought to myself.

Once in the air, the woman needed to run to the loo.  Turns out she's preggars with their first child and lots of loo breaks are the norm for her.  They were also a bit nervous being on a plane after the recent crash at Cork airport...hence trying to fill their minds with all the reading at take off.  Fair enough.  They apologised profusely in advance for what they reckoned would be a number of disturbances to my relaxing flight.  No problem.  I've knocked out three meself so know what it's like.  With that, he left me elbow space alone.  And to top it off...she only needed to go that one time during the trip.  Result!  Granted, there was a reason for it...

So we're in the air, I've had my drink and snack and I'm tucked into the music stored on my phone.  I'd let Sinéad and Sarah loose with it last week and they threw all sorts on.  Was time to find out what they'd picked.  Not all of it was to my taste, but wasn't horrible at the same time.  Just as I was about to dose off for a wee nap the plane hit some turbulence.  Well, really it hit lots of it.  Flight attendants announced everyone to their seats with seatbelts on.  The couple next to me were white knuckled from hanging on to the arm rests with fear.  And that's when this song came on and had me in fits of giggles on sooooo many levels...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRDaeDzAaI

Reckon the couple next to me thought I was borderline nuts.  They wouldn't be far wrong.  But at least I wasn't afraid of crashing.  Not today anyway.  I smiled quietly (figured they'd enough of the giggling) and thought, "This is going to be such a great trip".  And we made a perfect landing.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 12:43:00 PM
Day One - Getting to Know You

But first I had to find Mick.  Never realised just how big CDG airport was.  It's fecking HUGE imo.  Went to one of those 'You are Here' maps and had a look.  I was in terminal 1 and needed to get to terminal 2.  According to the map, it seemed pretty straight forward and not too far away.  I could just walk it from the outside whilst smoking my first post-flight ciggy.  Turns out their map was all lies and I couldn't walk it.  Only took 2 ciggys to figure that much out so not too bad.

Made my way to the nearest information desk where I proceeded to speak my best Spanish, complete with accent...in Paris.  [ ] As ya do.   rotflmfao  Managed to gather my bearings when she replied in French first - followed by English when she heard me giving out to meself for speaking Spanish.  Good thing I'd stopped walking outdoors and asked.  We got there in the end once the language barrier was sorted and off I went with directions which included a tram for terminal 2.  And a reeeeeeally long walk to arrivals within that terminal.  Was making me way to arrivals and running out of time.  I'd an hour between our flights and needed every minute of it in the end.  As I was marching with great speed through terminal 2, another song popped into me head - much to my amusement...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

Had planned to be sitting in the nearest bar to arrivals when Mick landed, but as it turns out I landed same time as himself.  With the greetings out of the way, we headed for the taxi rank and made our way to the hotel. 

I'd asked him for the contact details earlier in the week as I always leave the information here for the crew when I travel.  His email reply was, "We'll be living it up at the...  http://www.hotel-california-paris.com/ "  That's where all of the judges and organisers for the awards do seemed to be staying and it was lovely.  Staff were excellent too.  Once we unloaded the cases and changed into night gear it was time to head to the Aviation Club. 

Now I've never been there and had no interest out of principal.  They charge €100 membership fee just to walk through the fecking door!  Mick had said not to worry about that as I was his guest and there'd be no charge, but I brought the money with intentions of handing it over if there was a problem.  Didn't want to be the cause of any upset just walking in the door.  Turned out there was no need to worry.  I was given the nod after a quick call from front desk to Bruno.  I think that was his name anyway.  Met soooo many new people it's all a bit jumbled here and there.  Very tall man and a nice guy too.  He also happened to be in charge of the place. 

Once membership was sorted, we made our way to the bar.  That's where we met Michelle Orpe, Nic Szeremeta and Tony Holden.  What a line up in my first five minutes!  This was a whole different league to my poker in the pub crowd.  Blimey.  I'd never met any of them before but they gave me such a warm welcome and I was at ease from the get go.  Didn't take long for Michelle's special message to Tikay to happen and from then we chatted away like we'd known each other for years.

The plan was to have dinner with the judging panel at the Aviation Club.  Except the club had some special gig on for Chinese New Year and they were fully booked.  The whole place was decked out in Chinese décor and looked lovely.  While they arranged a table at an Italian restaurant around the corner for us, I watched the show taking place in the lobby area of the club.  Tried taking pictures, but they were moving so fast!  Every shot came out more blurry than if I'd given Tikay a camera for the day.  So I went with a bit of video instead.  Granted, might have helped if I'd been holding it the right way around at the time...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeRyP7Mxb-w

Dinner was lovely.  The chat flowed freely and so did the red wine.  Good god we drank a fair bit.  During the dinner myself, Nic and Tony would head out now and then for a smoke break together.  We met Barry Carter and his Mrs. during one of our trips out and were chatting to them when who should walk by only Mad Marty Wilson.  He's a nutter and an absolute sweetheart of a man.  I've met him before, but never really got chatting with him until this week-end.  He's known for his long winded tales and he didn't disappoint us as we stood outside smoking our ciggys. 

After he finished his tale, he gave me a quizzical look. Then he proceeded to ask the question I'd be asked a number of times throughout the week-end..."I know I've seen you before, but can't place where.  Who are you and what brings you here?"  Gave him my name followed by..."I'm a mate of Mick's and he asked if I'd like to make the trip so here I am."  In true Marty style, I got a lovely smile and "Well, that's good enough for me."  From then on, we chatted away like we'd always know each other too.  This turned out to be the trend for the rest of my visit with just about everyone I met.

After dinner things are a bit foggy...ish.  lol  We'd intentions of going to a pub to hang out, but when we got there they'd disco music playing and no way were we going to be able to chat with all the noise.  Pretty sure (but wouldn't swear on it) we spent some more time in the Aviation club too before calling it a night and heading our separate ways. 

Here's Mick and Michelle at the Italian restaurant...

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 02:39:59 PM
Day Two - Awards Night

The day was pretty much spent pottering around as Mick and the other judges had to meet to do the voting.  Took me time about getting ready whilst watching the rugby match in the afternoon.  Sighhhhh over Ireland losing the match, but never mind.  Once judging and pottering was done, we met Marty and a few more in the hotel lobby and made our way to Queenie for the awards gig.  

http://www.lequeenie.fr/main.html  

The Aviation had booked the place out for us so it was a private party and we had to wear a wee arm band for the night to say we were 'on the list'.

Another lovely spot.  However my dress was short and the stairs getting in and out of the place were long.  lol  Made for some interesting manoeuvring through the course of the night when a smoke break was needed and meant I probably only smoked half of what I normally would.  Granted, when I say short - this is coming from a girl who doesn't usually wear a dress to begin with...never mind high heels!  Was probably fine if I'd been used to it.

Had a fantastic night being introduced to all sorts from the poker world who were all lovely.  It's an odd one.  I've watched all of these people on the telly at some point and seen them around when I work the Killarney events and there they were in the flesh.  Chatting away with the girl from Cork like she belonged.  I was gob smacked at how nice everyone was.  First up was Jesse May.  I'd actually met him before but we'd never really chatted.  He was another one who did a double take and said, "I know I know you from somewhere but can't place where."  Normally when I'm working the Killarney events and these lot land, I give them their space.  It's business.  But tonight everyone was much more relaxed.  Including me.

Simon Trumper landed with his son Ben and he did a double take too.  Notice a trend?  lol  Only difference this time was he knows me from the visits to DTD, so the question wasn't "Who are you?" but "What are you doing here?!"  I could say the same about him fer feck sake!  Record number at the UKIPT in Notts and here he was in Paris.  That's when he reminded me of the excellent team he has at DTD.  They could handle his being away for one night.  He had a point and it was nice to catch up with him again in a neutral setting.  

Was a bit of a rubdown being up for Poker Staff Person of the Year and missing out, only to carry back 3 awards for others who he knew were at his club.  Liv and Jake were at DTD and they'd both won in their categories.  That said, one of the guys Simon was up against (Gerard Serra) was on his 4th year running for this award.  He'd missed out every other year and you could tell it was paining him.  He got it this time though and was truly over the moon about it so that made the disappointment for Simon lessen a bit.

Michelle did a great job presenting the awards under difficult circumstances too.  She'd to wait for a French translation between lines which would cause upset in the flow for most people, but she managed without a hitch.  Was a bit like the poker world's version of Eurovision and had me giggling a bit at the start.  

We'd a lovely night with drinks, laughs and chat all flowing.  If anyone landed who I didn't know, Mick was quick to introduce us - and so the flow continued.  I didn't bother taking any pictures on the night because every time we turned around there was a camera of some sort in our faces.  Sometimes it was video and other times it was camera shots.  Figure some of the pictures/videos will pop up eventually and if not...the pictures in me brain will do and you lot are out of luck.  For now you'll just have to make do with that link I posted above from Pokernews and take my word for it.  The Chicka did in fact wear a dress.  And she really enjoyed the night.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 03:26:33 PM
Day Three - Valentine's Day in Paris. 

By now it was pretty much established that Mick didn't have to worry about minding me as such because I'd a bad habit of running off now and then anyway.  This is a good thing because it means I'm comfortable with my surroundings.  However I was starting to feel a wee bit guilty about it and hadn't actually brought up the topic with Mick.  He's a sweetheart of a man and good as gold.  Like I've said before, we could chat for Ireland or sit there saying nothing just watching the world go by and I never feel odd.  However we're just good mates and this was Valentine's Day.  Didn't know what to do with meself.  There were a few options on the table for the day and night.  In the end, this is how it went...

During the day Mick took me on a walking tour of Paris.  Man oh man did we walk.  But it was the really nice kind of walk.  No real schedule or direction as such - bar the Eiffel Tower.  We decided we'd get as far as there and take a different route on the way back.  So off we went.  Rambling along the streets of Paris for hours at our ease, stopping now and then if something interesting caught either of us.  The weather wasn't particularly great, but at least the rain held out and it wasn't too cold.  Some of the architecture in Paris though - WOW!  Absolutely stunning! 

Once we arrived at the Eiffel Tower there were talks of making our way to the top.  Well, he half mentioned it and I explained my jumbo size fear of heights.  I did say he could head up on his own and I'd wait down below for him, but turns out he wasn't too keen on the walk up those stairs anyway as it's a long hike.  God love him, he was being polite giving me the option...and had a lucky swerve when I declined.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0271.jpg)

On the way back we passed the place where Princess Diana died.  The walls behind the gold flame have all sorts of tributes written by visitors.  It's covered with writing in all sorts of languages but we all know how good I am at translation...so will let ye at it. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0273.jpg)


Apparently there's always loads of flower tributes around the gold flame too, but there were only a few wee ones during our visit.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0275.jpg)


Once we got back to the hotel, was quick shower and change time before heading off to dinner.  I'd it in me head I was treating for the dinner as he'd been so kind to bring me along on the trip and at least I could say thanks in some small way.  Only we hadn't a clue where to go.  So we stumbled into this Italian place neither of us had been to and went about ordering.  It wasn't horrible, but deffo wasn't the 'wow' factor I'd been hoping for when I wanted to treat him as a thank you.  Ah well...never mind.  At least we had a good chat and during the meal it was set in stone that I'd be playing the Aviation Club's €200 Ladies Event that night with a start time of 9pm.




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: cia260895 on February 17, 2011, 03:39:26 PM
What a tops read keep it coming  :)up

sounds like you had a ball


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 03:45:03 PM
Hehehehe,,, so you did go to play the ladies event, see what wearing a dress does to ya?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Acidmouse on February 17, 2011, 03:45:59 PM
who is Mick?  where did you meet him. k ta.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 07:10:52 PM
Night Three - The lol Pokerz

By now I was well comfortable with all the English speaking poker crowd.  Surinder Sunar was there as well and we're already friendly so he introduced me to Freddie Deeb and a few more who I hadn't met yet.  Everyone was giving me pointers on the game I was about to play and basically just telling me to win it.  lol  But I had a feeling playing a game of poker with the ladies, I'd be well outnumbered in the language stakes if nothing else.  

Sure enough...TD announces to the group the number of runners, payouts, and all sorts of other stuff in French.  Then he proceeds to say in English, "Is there anyone in the room who doesn't speak French?"  I sigh raise me hand.  Obviously the only one.  Over he lands to repeat the lot to me in English while the rest sit on and watch.  Marv.  May as well hang a neon sign over me head fer feck sake.  

On the plus side - at least now the women at my table understood why, when they said things to me, I smiled but didn't reply.  I would have done, only after the Spanish oops in the airport I'd trained meself not to utter another word of Spanish while in Paris.  With all the Italian restaurants we'd been to up to that point, I'd started talking in Italian instead...as ya do.  With all the confusion in me head over which fecking language to speak, I totally forgot the wee bit of French I'd been taught.  

As for the poker?  Well, I saw some of THE MOST shocking play...EVER!  It made the local pub poker look good.  I mean really good!  lol  I pretty much stayed out of everyone's way at the start and stuck to a very basic ABC game until I felt like I'd sussed most of them out.  There was one woman who was just plain LOL bad.  I mean REALLY.  But she was also playing with any two and hitting all around her.  At one point though, she lost the plot...and any respect she had (if it was even possible) by everyone at the table was gone.  

Player A went all in, she (B) flat called and another (C) did too.  We see a rainbow flop of Q 10 x.  There's no side pot at this stage but she proceeds to bet out on the flop.  C makes the call.  On the raggy wee turn, she bets out strong again and C makes the call.  On the raggy river B gives up the betting and checks.  Well, C is like WTF?! and checks behind as she really has no idea where she is in the hand with that nutter.  On their backs.  All in (A) had JJ...fair enough.  B the clueless betting queen had KJ os.  And C turned over AQ os to take the pot.  B was betting big into a dry side pot with only a straight draw.  She just didn't have the nerve to carry it through to the river despite having so much put in on flop and turn.  We all just looked at her in shocked confusion.  WTF was she thinking?  Well, one thing's for sure...I didn't need to know French to understand the basics of the chat over the next few minutes.  And they didn't need to hear from me either because the look on my face said all I needed to say.

As the night progressed, I managed to pick up a good few pots at showdown.  Eventually I was getting away with a few moves now and then on more marginal hands.  But I didn't try that too often as I'd seen how light they'll call.  Was feeling pretty good about my game on the night and was fairly confident I could cash well in this thing.  

I'd the added bonus of the Lads calling to my table now and then checking in on me.  Mick called to the table a few times.  Then there was Jesse, Freddie, Marty and Surinder.  As each one would walk away I could hear the mutterings among the women as they filled each other in on who each of the Lads were who'd just called to see me.  These women didn't know me from adam, but it was becoming clear I knew a few people around the place...and they could play a bit.  

Some of the women were starting to lighten up with me and spoke the bit of English now and then.  But when a hand went funky that I was involved in, all French hell broke loose!  There were three of us involved and I've still no fecking clue what went down to cause all the upset.  I only know I wasn't the cause of it.  By the time the dust settled, it transpired that I'd won the pot - but I still couldn't tell you what the problem was or who had what because it was just mayhem from start to finish in that hand.  When one of them tried to translate for me it just kicked off again between the other two, so we left it alone and said no more.

Eventually I'm moved to a new table.  And this lot know how to play a bit.  We're getting down to the wire now and nearing final table stages so I rock up a bit to suss them out.  I folded me way around the place for a while and just about the time I had them sussed got three big hands in a row.  First one I had QQ and raised 2.5x blinds pre.  Folds round to me and I take the blinds.  Next hand I get KK.  Rinse, repeat the action.  Third hand on the trot and this time I'm dealt AA!  Raise pre this time and get a caller.  Flop comes A85, but 85 were suited.  They love their draws so I put in a bet of just over 1/2 the pot...and she folded.  Phew.  I'd kinda pissed them off after the 3rd hand and they were mumbling amongst themselves whilst looking at me.  

Next hand I get 44 in mid and there's already one limper and the blinds to get through so I decide to limp too.  Flop comes Q 10 4...rainbow.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  BB bets out, player B calls, I re-raise, BB pushes all in over the top and player B gets out of the way.  Up to me now.  Sighhhhhhhhh.  I'm thinking with ages and figure at best she has two pair but having just the Q is a possiblity too as they're sick of me pushing the table around.  If I make the call and get it wrong I'm not out, but as good as with maybe 1.5 BB's left.  

In the end I make the call and she turns over Q 10 os.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.  Turn, another puketastic Q - boooooooo.  No 4 on the river to save me, saw me on the rail the next hand when I shipped the lot in with me sooted rubbish.  Win that 44 hand and I'm deffo in the money with a good shot at winning the lot as we were both pretty healthy stacks.  Ah well.  There's always next time.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Hehehehe,,, so you did go to play the ladies event, see what wearing a dress does to ya?

I know, right?!  WTF man.  Sigh. 

To be honest though, I really did enjoy it.  More so because I'd not felt good about my game with the bones of a year and wasn't enjoying playing.  Around November it was starting to come back to me a bit.  I really felt on top of things during that Ladies event.  Only for that one hand...and there's nearly always one in poker to send ya to the rail.

But regardless of that hand...the joy for the game is back me tinks.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 07:27:14 PM
who is Mick?  where did you meet him. k ta.

Mick McCloskey is a poker player and journalist in the poker world who lives in Northern Ireland.  Honestly not even sure if we first met at an event in Dublin or if it was down here in Killarney while I was working reg desk for Laddies.  Just know from the minute we met a few years ago, we've been able to carry on a chat about anything and everything.

When I finish my shift in Killarney I always hunt him down for a chat before heading home each night.  Sometimes it just a quick one and other times we end up sat for hours chatting about everything under the sun. 

Hugh (h on blonde) has met him.  Introduced the pair of them at the last Pokerstars Killarney event.  DTD were here and there too and pretty sure Hugh won his seat with them for that one.  But I could be wrong so don't quote me on the actual event.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 09:07:34 PM
Day Four - Another walk around the place and a bit of Omahahahahaa

I finished up the night before with Mick and the Lads at a reasonable enough hour.  Think it was around 3:30am or summat.  Thing about this trip was while we all had the few drinks, there wasn't really a heavy duty session as such.  Actually, no.  I take that back.  The first two nights were mental enough, but mental without being stupid.  Meant the head and body weren't dying the next day despite the late hours and we could get out and about by noon or 1pm.

So on this day I did another bit of a walk about in the early afternoon.  This time Surinder was the tour guide.  He showed me around the financial district because there was a really cool building there he wanted me to see.  Don't know the name of it.  He did tell me but the brain being what it is, it's gone now.  All I know is it was well cool.  Not exactly 'pretty French' and I'd love to know what the architect was on when he was drawing up the plans.  It's a huge building with a hole right through the middle of it.

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It was built to line up perfectly with the Arc de Triumph which could be seen off in the distance.  Only you can't really see it very well in this photo.  It's there at the very end though...trust me. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0279.jpg)


After the walk, I did the sensible thing and took the train back to Mick as the feet were threatening to go on strike.  It was our last night and we were off to find a proper restaurant for our farewell dinner.  And man oh man...purely by accident we found it!!! 

http://www.lacasitaparis.fr/

Initially we were a bit reluctant after the 'meh' restaurant of the night before.  But we soldiered on and said it must be good because they aren't shy with their pricing.  Well the food was out of this world and the wine Mick picked to go with it was absolutely gorgeous.  Our moods lifted simultaneously with the first sip of the wine and everything just went up from there.  We'd hit the jackpot!  Everything from start to finish was just mouth watering and I couldn't recommend the place strongly enough.  Just know yer French because they're not too keen on English.  And why should they be?  They've got the cooking down pat and I wasn't there to chat with them.  I'd a most entertaining chat with Mick to keep me busy.

During dinner the topic of that night's Omaha Hi/Lo came up.  Mick was definitely playing it and I was busy dithering over what to do.  I love Omaha, but not too keen on hi/lo at the best of times.  I'm blaming the feel good factor from our dinner because in the end I said sod it, I'll play too. 

It went well enough considering I don't play the game often.  I messed up horribly half way through the night in two hands which were monster pots.  Both times I had a fairly decent high, but wasn't 100% sure it was the winner so I folded...totally forgetting that I also had a fairly good lo as well!  Turns out on both occasions I would have taken the hi AND the fecking lo.  Sighhhhhhhh.  I went out in 22nd or 21st I think at around 2am.  Top 9 got paid.  Damn.  Ah well...it was fun. 

After that it was back to the bar to meet up with the few left around the place for a drink or two.  Jesse was leaving the next day and Mick didn't leave until Thursday so I had a couple of drinks with them before heading off.  I'd to be up at 10am to pack and get moving for my flight home.  We know how well airports and I get along.  Couldn't be late...whatever about anything else.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 17, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
great stuff dawn. i demand pics of the dress though. find some!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 09:15:01 PM
great stuff dawn. i demand pics of the dress though. find some!

 rotflmfao  Ya saw a glimpse of it in the video FFS!  Give a girl a break. 

I'll have a search round the French poker sites and see if I can find photos from the night.  Will do it tomorrow though as it'll keep me away from tidying the house.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 17, 2011, 09:17:11 PM
Will do it tomorrow though as it'll keep me away from tidying the house.

wheee -  happy to help!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 09:20:03 PM
Will do it tomorrow though as it'll keep me away from tidying the house.

wheee -  happy to help!

That is most excellent news!  Yer hired! 

MSN meeting after we wake up and fire up.  Must discuss our battle plan for the search because I haven't a clue.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 17, 2011, 09:23:06 PM
Will do it tomorrow though as it'll keep me away from tidying the house.

wheee -  happy to help!

That is most excellent news!  Yer hired! 

MSN meeting after we wake up and fire up.  Must discuss our battle plan for the search because I haven't a clue.

just in case of any potential misunderstanding, i meant i'm happy to help you with avoiding doing your housework, not helping you doing your housework :D

i'm off to bed in a min but will be around for a bit tomorrow afternoon - if you've not found pics by then, I WILL!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 09:38:59 PM
Will do it tomorrow though as it'll keep me away from tidying the house.

wheee -  happy to help!

That is most excellent news!  Yer hired! 

MSN meeting after we wake up and fire up.  Must discuss our battle plan for the search because I haven't a clue.

just in case of any potential misunderstanding, i meant i'm happy to help you with avoiding doing your housework, not helping you doing your housework :D

i'm off to bed in a min but will be around for a bit tomorrow afternoon - if you've not found pics by then, I WILL!



Damn!  That's right.  I forgot you do that whole 'work' thing these days.  OK, I'll do me best to find 'em and let you actually manage it when you get here.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 10:22:05 PM
I've the last day/return home to do yet, as well as general bits from the week-end I'd missed (or forgot about) until now.  But ye can bloody well wait until tomorrow.

Reminders to self -
Tony G v the rest
Jesse tales
Driving
colour
Aviation
Awards
"Crazy"
Thank you



In the meantime I've an idea regarding the dress.  I won't post about that either until a genuine effort is made to find the damn pics.  The idea sucks really if truth be told.  Well...from my point of view anyway.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: h on February 17, 2011, 11:20:36 PM
who is Mick?  where did you meet him. k ta.

Mick McCloskey is a poker player and journalist in the poker world who lives in Northern Ireland.  Honestly not even sure if we first met at an event in Dublin or if it was down here in Killarney while I was working reg desk for Laddies.  Just know from the minute we met a few years ago, we've been able to carry on a chat about anything and everything.

When I finish my shift in Killarney I always hunt him down for a chat before heading home each night.  Sometimes it just a quick one and other times we end up sat for hours chatting about everything under the sun. 

Hugh (h on blonde) has met him.  Introduced the pair of them at the last Pokerstars Killarney event.  DTD were here and there too and pretty sure Hugh won his seat with them for that one.  But I could be wrong so don't quote me on the actual event.  lol


your not wrong did win seat through DTD
went didn't cash enjoyed the weekend

won seat for this years  Nottingham leg through DTD
went didn't cash

Breaking the pattern
won seat for Manchester next month through poker stars 


sounds like you had a great time in Paris
next instalment please


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 08:23:18 AM
who is Mick?  where did you meet him. k ta.

Mick McCloskey is a poker player and journalist in the poker world who lives in Northern Ireland.  Honestly not even sure if we first met at an event in Dublin or if it was down here in Killarney while I was working reg desk for Laddies.  Just know from the minute we met a few years ago, we've been able to carry on a chat about anything and everything.

When I finish my shift in Killarney I always hunt him down for a chat before heading home each night.  Sometimes it just a quick one and other times we end up sat for hours chatting about everything under the sun. 

Hugh (h on blonde) has met him.  Introduced the pair of them at the last Pokerstars Killarney event.  DTD were here and there too and pretty sure Hugh won his seat with them for that one.  But I could be wrong so don't quote me on the actual event.  lol


your not wrong did win seat through DTD
went didn't cash enjoyed the weekend

won seat for this years  Nottingham leg through DTD
went didn't cash

Breaking the pattern
won seat for Manchester next month through poker stars 


sounds like you had a great time in Paris
next instalment please


Good luck in Manchester!!!  Hopefully it's 3rd time lucky for ya because you always seem to crush the sattys without hassle. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 09:08:24 AM
Day Five - Au revoir Paris (sure...NOW she gets it right)

So I got up at 10am on the dot.  Actual fact, I barely slept a wink.  Was tossing and turning all night.  Seems to happen at the end of most trips.  I blame the fact I missed a flight home from Newcastle once. 

To be fair, I did manage to get to the airport that time - on time (early even).  Checked in, went through security and was sat at me gate with 2 hours to spare.  Decided to take a nap and asked the gate staff to give me a nudge when it was time to board.  They said they would, but when the flight's gate changed to the one next door, they headed over and forgot about me.  I didn't wake from the nap until they'd managed to find and offload me luggage and the plane was pulling away from the new gate...which I could see from the window where I was sat...looking on in horror.  Have you ever tried to get a new flight from Newcastle to Cork in the same day?  I have.  It's bloody hard work and requires more than one flight as it turns out.  They've only one direct flight in the day...and those don't even run every day.  I even had to phone Ironside asking for help!  Just don't fall asleep in Newcastle.  Trust me.

Anyway, woke on time, packed and was ready to roll with a taxi booked for 11:30.  Mick and I chatted away about our poker schedules over the next couple of months to determine when our paths will cross again.  Looks like it'll be a while as I pretty much take a time out until May.  Just as well.  The poor man needs time to get over a week-end with me around.  To be fair, at least I let him swerve a climb up the side of the Eiffel Tower.

As I went to give him a hug goodbye he said with a cheeky grin, "I have to say....you are one craaaaaazy bitch!"  I got a fit of laughing and told him that line was sooooo going on me diary and he made me promise to tell ye all...

"They're going to think I was being rude!  Make sure you tell them I meant it in a nice way." 

"I will of course...no worries."


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 18, 2011, 09:10:47 AM
Top trip report Laxie...very good read and good to hear you had a great time.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: booder on February 18, 2011, 09:13:01 AM
Top trip report Laxie...very good read and good to hear you had a great time.

+1


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 09:26:49 AM
The taxi ride and airport check in went without a hitch.  Well, if you ignore one wee fact.  At security you're to take off yer shoes and put on these blue plastic foot cover thingys.  No problem.  I can manage that.  The trick is to remember to take them off again before putting yer shoes back on.  I wasn't so good with that part.  Feckin' eejit.

Eventually sorted the blue foot thingys (sigh) and made my way to the gate.  Again the herd of passengers rushed gate staff to be first in line.  To board a plane with designated seats.  WTF is that about?!  The elderly were as bad as some of the young ones.  In fact, they were even tougher.  I chalk it up to years of practice on their part.  It was every man, woman and child for themselves and all we were doing was boarding the plane.  We were screwed if it ever crashed.  I sat with me pint and lappy open and this time made damn sure I was the last to board.  Wasn't going to get caught again.

I slept for most of the flight.  Wasn't until the woman behind me started chanting various prayers that I woke and looked out the window.  We were over land again and it was either cloudy or foggy, not sure which but damn sure couldn't see much.  Every now and then the woman behind me would stop mid prayer and say to her mate in a worried voice, "We'll have to divert to Shannon.  Should take maybe an extra 20 minutes.  They can't possibly land here.  I wonder if we have enough fuel to divert.  Oh God."  And back to the prayers she'd go.  Take a chill pill fer feck sake.  I'm on this plane too and my planes don't crash.  She must not have been the only one worrying.  There was a burst of rapturous applause once we landed.  They obviously don't read me diary. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 09:29:34 AM

Reminders to self -
Tony G v the rest
Jesse tales
Driving
colour
Aviation
Awards
Thank you


Now then...on to this stuff.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 09:45:18 AM
Tony G won Poker Personality of the Year beating out Jesse May and Tony Holden?!  Sigh.  Just sigh. 

I guess they don't take into consideration what type of personality you have for that one.  The other two are streaks ahead in the 'class' ranks in my opinion.  Granted, you could easily say I was bias after spending time with them this week-end.  But I assure you...Tony G was never top of my personality list anyway, regardless of who he's up against.  Considering his competition for this one, I was certain it was a two man race.  How wrong I was. 

Have I said "Sigh" yet?  Just in case...sighhhhhhhhhhh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 09:52:19 AM
Some would say I was 'lucky' to only catch one of Marty's long tales.  I'm not sure as I only heard the one, but I quite enjoyed it.  However I was blown away by how much Jesse May remembers from the poker world. 

My god, the man was rambling off tales from years gone by as if it was only yesterday.  I could (and did) sit and listen to him for hours.  And the cool thing about it was he had no problem with ya butting in to ask questions as it went on.  Without missing a beat, he'd incorporate a reply to your question into the tale.  Amazing.

In the past we've only seen each other in passing.  As I said before, I was usually working for whatever poker festival so didn't have time to pick his brain.  And during my off time, didn't want to seem like a poker leach so left him alone.  What a mistake!  He is one of the most approachable people you could ever meet.

So if you ever wanted to say hi when crossing paths with him, don't be shy about it.  He'll probably give you a tale or two while you're there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 10:12:50 AM
Driving

I've driven in a few big cities in my time.  Had no trouble at all driving through NYC and it's boroughs.  Even managed Boston.  Although up to now I always thought they topped my list of most manic for driving.  Well move over Boston...you've been cut down a notch.

If yer ever going to Paris and considering renting a car...DON'T DO IT!!!  They're nuts on the road!  Got to the point where I'd just close me eyes in the taxi as we made our way 'round the Arc de Triumph.  Yeah I know...I was missing one of the great landmarks of Paris, but I had to.  When I kept them open I was sure we were either getting hit or going to hit someone else.  Didn't have time to comfortably look at the Arc with all the worry about the drivers.  Abso madness!

Colour

Don't know why, but I had it in me head Paris was a dark place full of dark buildings.  I'd been once before and all I can remember was everything being dark.  Well it's not true.  They've so many bright beautiful buildings, it's unreal.  Every street is lined with them.  Some have gorgeous paintings on the face of them too.  All in bright pretty colours.  Said it to Mick as we were walking down the road.  Just couldn't understand how I'd messed that one up.  He made a good point without even realising...maybe I was in a dark time in my life back then.  He was right.  So it was a great relief, all things considered, to see so much brightness this trip.

Aviation Club

Well, now that I've a year's membership to the place can't say I'd give a miss to another visit.  Would deffo need to learn a bit more French and try to keep it in the brain next time because it's obvious they prefer it.  That said, once they got to know me and I made whatever lame attempt I could at replies in French - we got on grand.

Beautiful club and the tourneys I played were very well run.  The staff were mostly excellent too.  It's a big place and takes some time to get the bearings, but once ya have yer footing sorted, it's a breeze.  We never got a meal there this trip.  Chinese New Year put a stop to that but the food did look lovely.  So just be sure you book well in advance of that holiday or yer stuffed, but not on their food.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on February 18, 2011, 10:20:34 AM
Great report - loved it! Well done for getting into the Aviation Club. I was refused entry as "the club is only for poker players". FML.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 10:21:49 AM
And last, but certainly not least - a jumbo size THANK YOU to Mick for inviting me along!!!  He was such a sweetheart throughout and only for him I never in a month of Sundays would have entertained the idea of making the trip.  I was a bit wary before heading off because I know I'm not the easiest person to deal with at times.  I tend to run around from pillar to post and it's hard to keep track of me.  Didn't want to be an annoyance (burden?) to him and I hope I wasn't.  But ya wouldn't know it if I was...because he handled everything like a trooper.  Yer an abso STAR Mick!!!  Thanks again for everything.  I owe ya a pint or ten next time we meet.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 10:27:10 AM
Great report - loved it! Well done for getting into the Aviation Club. I was refused entry as "the club is only for poker players". FML.

Oh don't worry...they had their doubts about me too.   rotflmfao 

The Aviation Club hosts the awards every year and Mick was on the judging panel.  Only for that and a phone call to the top dog there, I reckon they'd have given me the road as well.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 10:35:47 AM
Oh yeah!  One more thing I almost forgot...

Poker Awards

There's been some debate around here in the past regarding poker awards.  Many think they're a load of rubbish and reckon a person/group can't possibly take winning one serious.  Well, after spending a goodly bit of time with Gerard and his wife prior to and then after the awards, I can say with hand on heart it meant the world to him. 

He was sooooo nervous prior.  He almost looked defeated before we even got there on Sunday night.  This was his 4th run at the same award and he was up against stiff competition.  He was wishful but not hopeful.  I was gutted for Simon missing out, but to be honest - I was dead chuffed for Gerard at the same time. 

Poker awards might not mean much to many of you, but to at least one man it meant a lot... even if for just a few hours.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 10:39:29 AM
Now then, I've got some jobs to do around here before I go picture hunting.  Not housework.  Promise!  More like errands.  Need to renew the driver's license and pay the car tax for a start.  In fact, if I get those two jobs done I'm a happy bunny and can chill the rest of the day.  Hope the rest of you have a good one, whatever yer at!  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: bhoywonder on February 18, 2011, 03:06:34 PM
Nice report laxie..arc de triomph,it is mental...I hear your car insurance is void in that spot..

I'm curious what have you done in the past pokerwise,jobwise?...mbn


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
Nice report laxie..arc de triomph,it is mental...I hear your car insurance is void in that spot..

I'm curious what have you done in the past pokerwise,jobwise?...mbn

Cheers!  I don't blame the insurance crowds for refusing to cover it.  Never in me life seen anything like it.  Was just shy of being on a bumper car ride.  Only differences being we were going faster and my taxis seemed to narrowly miss their opponent each time.

Blimey.  The 'what have I done' list is surprisingly long considering I've spent the most part of the last 15 years being classed as a stay at home mom.

Pokerwise -

2006 - 2007  European reporter on Hold 'Em Radio for Women's Poker info. as well as general Euro poker news.

May 2006 - Tournament Coordinator for one of the (if not the) first big Ladies only Tourney in the UK (Walsall Grosvenor).  That's where I met Lucy Rokach and Malcolm Harwood.  Malcolm got a hop because I'd managed to organise a tourney with added value of flights, hotel and entry to the WSOP Ladies Event for the winner...all for only a £50 buy in.  He'd never heard of me and couldn't figure out how I'd pulled off the added value for the tourney so he wanted to meet me.  

2007 - Organised and basically played role of TD for the first pub Hold Em league in the area.  That was abso comedy.  They were only use to five card stud and were convinced I was making up the rules as I went along.  Burn cards tilted them to the max!  They really were sure I was full of it when they were told they had to burn cards.  

Jan. 2007 - Admin for a site owned by Malcolm.  Got paid and all for it.  Go figure.  lol   but at the time I was a bit annoyed as I reckoned some crowd were trying to take advantage of him.  It caused many a row between us back then and in the end I said, "Malc, yer too old to go to jail and I'm too young but at the rate we're going one of us is going to kill the other.  Time to call it a day before we stop speaking to each other altogether."  We survived it and are still good friends to this day.

Feb. 2007 - Contributing Author for a book called Women's Poker Night.  Was literally a last minute request by the coordinator because one of the pros had failed to submit her chapter.  She'd just informed them she wouldn't be doing it now as she hadn't time and at 11:30pm the call came in.  Any chance I could pump out a chapter by morning?  Ah well, sure...suppose I'll give it a go.  They had it back, proof read and all at 2:30am.  And it was accepted by the editor/publisher for print in the book.  Another 'go figure' moment tbh.  lol

2007 to now - Registration desk, VIP support or whatever I'm needed for during any big local poker festivals.




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 05:18:52 PM
Otherwise -

1989 to 1996  LOTS of nights bar tending for a few different bars. 

1989 - 1995  During the day I worked for a Jewish company as manager of one of their commercial properties.  I'd work there from 9am - 5pm and be working in the bar from 7pm - 4am.  Or the Four Seasons Restaurant as was the case for my last few years in NYC.

1994 - 1996  Four Seasons Restaurant Hostess.  That was an odd one.  The customers were mainly all obscenely rich, but I treated them like I would anyone else despite being taught to do the whole stuffy routine with them.  It was reported to management by one customer..."I like her.  She's pleasant without being stuffy."  I made the most money in tips as a result and all the other hosts preferred working with me as we had to split our tips.  Was a bit annoying actually.  I'd work me arse off to give the customers a slightly different approach while the rest just sat back and collected off the back of it.  On the plus side, I worked there when I was pregnant with Sinéad.  First time they ever 'allowed' a pregnant woman to be seen in the front of house working.  We normally got some random staff slop thrown out to us for our dinner break, but while I was pregnant the chef let me order right off the menu being handed to the rich folk out front.  Even got dessert!  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

1998 - 2004 Organised and ran a Youth Club at the local Community Centre on a voluntary basis.

2002 - 2005  Acted in the local Panto show.  They raise money every year for the elderly and handicap groups in the area. 

2005 - the back started to go so I basically quit everything I was at and had the first of two operations to remove dodgy discs.

Also help out in the local pubs as and when they need someone to tend bar or manage them while the owners are on holidays.

That's the lot from once I hit 18.  Before that I'd been a waitress, golf caddy, newspaper delivery girl, cabin counsellor and beginner swimming instructor for a summer camp and babysitter for the town Mayor's grandchildren.

So there ya have it.  Might seem like I'm doing a whole lot of not much now.  But to be fair, I've done a goodly bit throughout the years.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Paullie_D on February 18, 2011, 05:23:54 PM
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Colour

Don't know why, but I had it in me head Paris was a dark place full of dark buildings.  I'd been once before and all I can remember was everything being dark.  Well it's not true.  They've so many bright beautiful buildings, it's unreal.  Every street is lined with them.  Some have gorgeous paintings on the face of them too.  All in bright pretty colours.  Said it to Mick as we were walking down the road.  Just couldn't understand how I'd messed that one up.  He made a good point without even realising...maybe I was in a dark time in my life back then.  He was right.  So it was a great relief, all things considered, to see so much brightness this trip.


You do know Paris is also known as the City of Light....oh, perhaps not!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 18, 2011, 05:26:09 PM
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Colour

Don't know why, but I had it in me head Paris was a dark place full of dark buildings.  I'd been once before and all I can remember was everything being dark.  Well it's not true.  They've so many bright beautiful buildings, it's unreal.  Every street is lined with them.  Some have gorgeous paintings on the face of them too.  All in bright pretty colours.  Said it to Mick as we were walking down the road.  Just couldn't understand how I'd messed that one up.  He made a good point without even realising...maybe I was in a dark time in my life back then.  He was right.  So it was a great relief, all things considered, to see so much brightness this trip.


You do know Paris is also known as the City of Light....oh, perhaps not!

Nope.  I'll admit I had no idea.  Ya never would have convinced me of it prior to this trip though...no matter how many reference links you'd produce.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: bhoywonder on February 18, 2011, 07:08:03 PM
That's a load of stuff laxie...wow...



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 19, 2011, 01:12:03 AM
That's a load of stuff laxie...wow...



Aye.  Worked me arse off for lots of years since I was a kid.  The New York schedule was hard going on four hours sleep a night.  But I was younger then and didn't take much notice.  Plus I enjoyed the jobs I had.  Think that makes a world of difference.  Any thing's doable...especially if you enjoy doing it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 19, 2011, 07:51:15 PM
Turns out next week is mid-term break.  I was first informed yesterday when they landed home from school.  When it came time to figure out what we'd do with our time during the break, Sinéad had an idea.  She and I had casually discussed my need to tone up when we were shopping last week.  Sooooo... 

Starting Monday morning and carrying on every day next week, she's going with me to the gym down the road.  Well, it's not a proper 'gym' as such.  It's a room attached to their school with all the workout equipment in it and a telly.  There's nobody there to sort out an exercise plan for ya or to monitor your workout.  About the only thing they might do (if you can track someone down) is show ya how to turn on the machines.  She reckons once I get into the routine with her to help motivate me, it'll be a breeze to do on me own after that.  We've arranged someone to help get us going on the machines, so I just need to figure out what works best for me to accomplish my goal.

The goal?  To fit into a dress and actually feel comfortable wearing it in time for Celtic Chaos in May.

What needs to be done?  Oh man...there's a list and a half tbh.  But the main things I'd like to sort are these:  Tone arms, belly and rear end.  Bring the southern girls back up north so I won't need as much scaffolding to hold 'em in place.  Anything else is really a bonus and I reckon will happen without my realising it.

Ger has sorted a spread sheet to keep track of my progress.  He's got it set to track my food intake and calories each day as well as a daily weight chart.  It's being set up in google docs and once I've established a genuine routine/results I'll make it public.  For now - not happening.  Weighed meself the other day and it was OMG shocking imo.  Ger knows now and the rest of ya will find out in a week or two.  Anyway, it all kicks off on Monday and will be a daily thing for the next three months.  Let's gogogogogogogooooo!!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 20, 2011, 04:50:28 PM
I'm not a big eater at the best of times but today I seem to be chowing down everything in sight!  First weigh in tomorrow.  Should be interesting.  Can safely say it'll be nothing like the number I mentioned to Ger yesterday.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 20, 2011, 08:39:11 PM
good luck Dawn!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 12:13:59 PM
good luck Dawn!

Cheers!  Just off the phone with the crowd running it.  Apparently they do have a physical fitness instructor on hand to show you the ropes.  He doesn't get stuck in with a workout plan for anyone until they've come back regular enough for the first couple of weeks.  Says lots sign up, turn up a couple of times and then never carry on with it.  Saves him wasting his time on those ones.  Fair enough. 

Not getting stuck into the rut of involving anyone else from the area because that never works out.  There's always one who can't go at whatever time for whatever reason which means nobody goes.  Just stick to getting it done on me own this time.  Even gave the girls the option of bailing on today's visit.  Sinéad said she'll take the 'bail' card but will push it if she ever sees me slacking off.  Sarah still wants to go obv.  She's a fecking energizer bunny and will leave me for dust on the machines.  Granted, she's friendly with the person in charge from all her volunteer work down there so can't do any harm to bring her on.

So with all that said, I'm off to row me brains out for the next hour.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on February 21, 2011, 01:11:14 PM

Cheers!  Just off the phone with the crowd running it.  Apparently they do have a physical fitness instructor on hand to show you the ropes.  He doesn't get stuck in with a workout plan for anyone until they've come back regular enough for the first couple of weeks.  Says lots sign up, turn up a couple of times and then never carry on with it.  Saves him wasting his time on those ones.  Fair enough. 


irish logic is incred. has it not occurred to them that people don't come back because they don't have a plan so just spend a couple of aimless sessions getting bored?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 21, 2011, 03:11:17 PM
Don't overdo the first sesh Dawn. Softly softly...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 03:48:00 PM

Cheers!  Just off the phone with the crowd running it.  Apparently they do have a physical fitness instructor on hand to show you the ropes.  He doesn't get stuck in with a workout plan for anyone until they've come back regular enough for the first couple of weeks.  Says lots sign up, turn up a couple of times and then never carry on with it.  Saves him wasting his time on those ones.  Fair enough. 


irish logic is incred. has it not occurred to them that people don't come back because they don't have a plan so just spend a couple of aimless sessions getting bored?

I must have hit them on a rare good day as it happens.  Either that or poor Derrick knows when he's beat.   rotflmfao

Don't overdo the first sesh Dawn. Softly softly...

That's what Derrick the fitness instructor said too. 

Got there and hunted him down in his office.  He gave me the form with instructions to fill it out at my ease and bring it back (with the money) next time I come in.  He was ready to just send me on my way down to the gym area, but I kept asking him questions.  Persistence pays, because he led the way down to the gym in the end.  Either that or he was just sick of the questions.  lol

I told him I'd intentions of rowing away for an hour and he gave me that 'yeah...righto' look.  So I asked what he'd recommend.  In the end he set me up on the row machine with instructions on how to use it properly.  I was told to do no more than 10 minutes at a time for a start.  I'm to push hard from the 4th to 5th minute and again from the 9th to 10th minute.  Then it was off to the light weights for 10 minutes.  Rinse, repeat for one more round giving me 40 minutes of working out for a start. 

He's told me I'm not to use the row machine again until next week.  Apparently I'm to alternate to a different one each day and it's not about the amount of time as such, but the resistance I set the machines for.  He seemed to think short and hard workouts are every bit (if not more) effective than a couple of hours of clueless messing about. 

Now he's shown me the proper way to use each machine and given me the basics, he is going to sit back and see how serious I am over the next week or so.  Then he'll give me a proper schedule of workouts he reckons would suit me best.  He'll be getting another knock on his door next Monday imo.  I'm serious about this for sure, but I want to be sure it's being done right too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 03:51:18 PM
PS  The official first weigh in?  Was OMFG shocking!  Not quite the number I'd given Ger the other day...blimey. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 21, 2011, 04:07:02 PM
PS  The official first weigh in?  Was OMFG shocking!  Not quite the number I'd given Ger the other day...blimey. 

Come on, confession is good for a laugh the soul.

Post your weight every day and I swear the fear of public failure will keep you on the straight and narrow.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 04:12:15 PM
PS  The official first weigh in?  Was OMFG shocking!  Not quite the number I'd given Ger the other day...blimey. 

Come on, confession is good for a laugh the soul.

Post your weight every day and I swear the fear of public failure will keep you on the straight and narrow.

Ok then.  Only because it's you who asked. 

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Starting weight is........


12s 12lbs.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 21, 2011, 04:18:25 PM
PS  The official first weigh in?  Was OMFG shocking!  Not quite the number I'd given Ger the other day...blimey. 

Come on, confession is good for a laugh the soul.

Post your weight every day and I swear the fear of public failure will keep you on the straight and narrow.

Ok then.  Only because it's you who asked. 

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Starting weight is........


12s 12lbs.




You carry it well sweetheart.

Now, target weight please..... 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 21, 2011, 04:22:17 PM
Quote
He seemed to think short and hard workouts are every bit (if not more) effective than a couple of hours of clueless messing about. 

He's quite right.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 04:25:39 PM
PS  The official first weigh in?  Was OMFG shocking!  Not quite the number I'd given Ger the other day...blimey. 

Come on, confession is good for a laugh the soul.

Post your weight every day and I swear the fear of public failure will keep you on the straight and narrow.

Ok then.  Only because it's you who asked. 

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Starting weight is........


12s 12lbs.




You carry it well sweetheart.

Now, target weight please..... 
Awwww, cheers.


Ideally I suppose in around the 10st mark should do.  So I've me work cut out for me.  No pressure.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 21, 2011, 04:28:20 PM
You can do it..proper dieting and excersise FTW. Cut out the carbs and all that crap will really help :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 21, 2011, 04:32:19 PM
You can do it..proper dieting and excersise FTW. Cut out the carbs and all that crap will really help :)

Correctamundo. Carbs are a killer.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 04:45:36 PM
You can do it..proper dieting and excersise FTW. Cut out the carbs and all that crap will really help :)

Correctamundo. Carbs are a killer.

Marv.  So far today I've had a bowl of crunchy nut cereal for brekkie and a serving of spinach stuffed pasta with a side of lettuce and tomato for lunch.  Carb city from the sounds of it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on February 21, 2011, 04:45:42 PM
Loving the trip report, reading it bit by bit not yet finished it.

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 21, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
You can do it..proper dieting and excersise FTW. Cut out the carbs and all that crap will really help :)

Correctamundo. Carbs are a killer.

Marv.  So far today I've had a bowl of crunchy nut cereal for brekkie and a serving of spinach stuffed pasta with a side of lettuce and tomato for lunch.  Carb city from the sounds of it.

A typical day for me

Breakfast: Two eggs, poached or fried in spray-fat on two dry slices of toasted Warburtons wholemeal goodness bread

Lunch: Big bowl of cubed mixed fruit including banana, grapes, blueberry, apple, pear, plum, persimmon, or whatever we have, mixed with a bit of yoghurt & honey.

Dinner: Fish or chicken with vegetables or salad. (No potatoes).

Tom's top tip: If you're going out, prepare something and take it with you.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 05:02:22 PM
Consider your menu 'borrowed'.   Cheers  :)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 21, 2011, 05:15:54 PM
not caught up properly, but warning signs when i saw you said you were going to row the afternoon away.  I'm pretty sure with your history of back problems you shouldn't be using a rowing machine at all - I know i was advised last time I went to a gym (many moons ago) to steer clear due to my back troubles.  i'm sure someone more knowledgeable can advise properly one way or the other.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 21, 2011, 05:21:51 PM
not caught up properly, but warning signs when i saw you said you were going to row the afternoon away.  I'm pretty sure with your history of back problems you shouldn't be using a rowing machine at all - I know i was advised last time I went to a gym (many moons ago) to steer clear due to my back troubles.  i'm sure someone more knowledgeable can advise properly one way or the other.

If used properly a rowing machine will help you build up your back muscles. Stronger back muscles should prevent quite a few back issues...but it is something you should mention to your trainer.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 05:38:48 PM
Was the first thing I mentioned.  Might possibly be another reason he chose to spend time showing me proper posture and use of the machine now that you mention it.  Damn...and here I thought it was just because I'd been persistent.  FFS.  Way to burst a girl's bubble.

My 'back' troubles are mostly related to the top 1/3 of me spine.  Already have two plastic bits taking the place of discs that went busto.  The last scan showed another threatening, but not worthy of surgery yet.  It's mostly behaved with nearly a year now, but I know the warning signs when I go into 'active' mode.  Fingers crossed I won't cross the disc...or it'll let me know all about it. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 21, 2011, 05:44:26 PM
Was the first thing I mentioned.  Might possibly be another reason he chose to spend time showing me proper posture and use of the machine now that you mention it.  Damn...and here I thought it was just because I'd been persistent.  FFS.  Way to burst a girl's bubble.

My 'back' troubles are mostly related to the top 1/3 of me spine.  Already have two plastic bits taking the place of discs that went busto.  The last scan showed another threatening, but not worthy of surgery yet.  It's mostly behaved with nearly a year now, but I know the warning signs when I go into 'active' mode.  Fingers crossed I won't cross the disc...or it'll let me know all about it. 

goodo - my dodgy disk is in my lower back, so maybe that makes a difference - just be careful innit :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on February 21, 2011, 07:27:23 PM
PS  The official first weigh in?  Was OMFG shocking!  Not quite the number I'd given Ger the other day...blimey. 

Come on, confession is good for a laugh the soul.

Post your weight every day and I swear the fear of public failure will keep you on the straight and narrow.

Ok then.  Only because it's you who asked. 

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Starting weight is........


12s 12lbs.



12st 12lb of loveliness imo  :kiss:

I blame the cheesecake.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on February 21, 2011, 09:50:18 PM
fmblurrypicturesl

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/martynprime/002.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/martynprime/001.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on February 21, 2011, 09:55:26 PM
Use the "Macro" setting. (The little flower symbol)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 09:58:12 PM
Use the "Macro" setting. (The little flower symbol)

He would if he hadn't eaten it already.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on February 21, 2011, 10:07:10 PM
Oh noes! I'm gonna have to make another one!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 21, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
Oh noes! I'm gonna have to make another one!

considering the day I've put down trying to eat healthy...that's just plain rude!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 09:26:38 AM
Day Two of the Get Fit Grind - I'm a wee bit stiff in spots, but nothing bad enough to warrant complaint.  Went to the shop yesterday for wholemeal bread.  Four shops later, I found it.  Amazing how few carry the stuff...so I bought their last two.  Good thing because they're small loaves and everyone in the house is chowing on it. 

Must learn how to make wholemeal bread so I'm going recipe hunting later today for that...and more.  If anyone has a good one, feel free to post it.  Need some healthy pics up here fast before technolog goes on another cheesecake attack!   rotflmfao

That's the thing.  I LOVE to cook and make as much as I can from scratch.  I'm a horrible guest in restaurants because it's rare I find a place doing something that proper 'wow's' me.  Initially when I decided to go about this get fit thing I was mentally putting a line through all the things I love cooking most.  Obviously they're all calorie ridden.  Bad move. 

Last night I decided to turn that around.  After the the workout today I will mostly spend the rest of the afternoon searching through my cookbooks and the net for a bunch of healthy eating recipes that peak my interest.  No reason why this has to be difficult...and I'm determined to make it fun.
 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 09:27:42 AM
So first things first.  Brekkie as suggested by Tom followed by a good walk with the dogs.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 22, 2011, 10:40:25 AM
Day Two of the Get Fit Grind - I'm a wee bit stiff in spots, but nothing bad enough to warrant complaint.  Went to the shop yesterday for wholemeal bread.  Four shops later, I found it.  Amazing how few carry the stuff...so I bought their last two.  Good thing because they're small loaves and everyone in the house is chowing on it. 


lol WTF? Every decent shop has it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 10:41:37 AM
Day Two of the Get Fit Grind - I'm a wee bit stiff in spots, but nothing bad enough to warrant complaint.  Went to the shop yesterday for wholemeal bread.  Four shops later, I found it.  Amazing how few carry the stuff...so I bought their last two.  Good thing because they're small loaves and everyone in the house is chowing on it. 


lol WTF? Every decent shop has it.

Welcome to my world...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 22, 2011, 10:43:45 AM
Day Two of the Get Fit Grind - I'm a wee bit stiff in spots, but nothing bad enough to warrant complaint.  Went to the shop yesterday for wholemeal bread.  Four shops later, I found it.  Amazing how few carry the stuff...so I bought their last two.  Good thing because they're small loaves and everyone in the house is chowing on it. 


lol WTF? Every decent shop has it.

Welcome to my world...

Sigh...can't you shop at Tesco online or something?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 10:49:51 AM
Day Two of the Get Fit Grind - I'm a wee bit stiff in spots, but nothing bad enough to warrant complaint.  Went to the shop yesterday for wholemeal bread.  Four shops later, I found it.  Amazing how few carry the stuff...so I bought their last two.  Good thing because they're small loaves and everyone in the house is chowing on it. 


lol WTF? Every decent shop has it.

Welcome to my world...

Sigh...can't you shop at Tesco online or something?

They consider me too far away for delivery.  It's a 20-25 minute drive (depending on traffic - ie tractors) from my house to Killarney and I usually head to town maybe once a week for a big shop, but not had the need yet.

On the plus side, the Irish Pride bread van was sat outside me local shop just now when I went to pick up eggs.  One wee chat later between the shop owner, bread man and meself and I've a regular order put in which they'll put aside for me.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on February 22, 2011, 10:50:33 AM
Day Two of the Get Fit Grind - I'm a wee bit stiff in spots, but nothing bad enough to warrant complaint.  Went to the shop yesterday for wholemeal bread.  Four shops later, I found it.  Amazing how few carry the stuff...so I bought their last two.  Good thing because they're small loaves and everyone in the house is chowing on it. 


lol WTF? Every decent shop has it.

Welcome to my world...

Sigh...can't you shop at Tesco online or something?

They consider me too far away for delivery.  It's a 20-25 minute drive (depending on traffic - ie tractors) from my house to Killarney and I usually head to town maybe once a week for a big shop, but not had the need yet.

On the plus side, the Irish Pride bread van was sat outside me local shop just now when I went to pick up eggs.  One wee chat later between the shop owner, bread man and meself and I've a regular order put in which they'll put aside for me.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


eggcelent


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 01:43:06 PM
12st 12lbs.
12st 12lbs.

Consistent if nothing else.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 02:19:50 PM
Today's feature house cleaning song......

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX7_xeoB_fE


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 22, 2011, 02:35:02 PM
12st 12lbs.
12st 12lbs.

Consistent if nothing else.   rotflmfao

muscle weighs more than fat, innit :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 02:51:53 PM
[ ] That went well. 

I was totally motivated to go to the gym this morning.  So much so, I failed to follow the rule of waiting an hour or two after brekkie to do it.  Now I understand why the wait.  Ugh.

Felt like I was going to be sick about 10 minutes into the 'hill climbing' thingy I was on.  Granted, I've never been a big fan of climbing anyway, but add a big brekkie into the mix and it was never gonna end well.  Had to do it in sets of 5 minutes alternating with light weights for 5 minutes to give the belly time to settle down again.  Rinse repeat for the 30 minutes despite wanting to call it a day half way through. 

Figured there'd be hard days now and then.  Just didn't think I'd be saying it on day 2!  Ah well, tomorrow I won't make the same mistake with the brekkie.   


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 22, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
Tomorrow is 'rest day' on the workout front.  Not because I'm giving up already.  Oh heck no.  I'd much rather be at the gym then what I've to face into tomorrow.

The girls asked for tickets to the live X-Factor show in Dublin as one of their Christmas presents.  Sounded like a good idea at the time.  Mainly because it was so easy to order them.  I'd kind of put it out of me head since then, but Sarah's reminded me.  The show is tomorrow.  Marv.  We're taking the train up and back because I can't be arsed to drive nearly 5 hours each way.

X-Factor.  Sigh.  What was I thinking?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on February 22, 2011, 03:31:44 PM
have you forgotten all the fun of sovietsong's super fun x factor eviction game?  it'll be immense!  enjoy it!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 23, 2011, 01:36:12 AM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Step up, step up!!!  For one week only in 2011 (because we barely got it past Tighty in the first place) this Chicka is in charge of the Reverse Sheep Quiz!!!


 ;yippee; ;applause; ;yippee; ;applause; ;yippee; ;applause; ;yippee;

Prepare for a farce of EPIC proportions!!! 

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=52070.0



I really need to get out more.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 23, 2011, 10:56:20 PM
I'm tired.  Long day and just in the door.  Will do the X Factor in Dublin trip report tomorrow morning when I can see straight again.  Night night all.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 24, 2011, 03:21:53 PM
Well, that was an experience...of sorts.  Obv I had another one of those sleepless nights the night before.  Couldn't take the meds for it as there was no chance of waking on time after.  Working on maybe a 2 hour nap, up we got at 6:30am for our day trip to Dublin.  Off to see the X Factor concert.  Good thing I love my girls...or this trip was never happening.  lol

I'm a horrible 'back seat driver' at the best of times.  Very few people I trust behind the wheel when I'm in the car and Timothy would insist on driving.  That'd never do because it was likely we'd chance killing each other during a four hour car journey.  To avoid that, we took the train.

Arrived in Dublin around 11am and caught the Luas tram.  Plan was to stop in town centre for a bite to eat before making our way to the O2 arena.  I'd grand notions of filling up on healthy stuff so I wouldn't be hungry at the concert.  Worked out well.  Not!  lol  Ran into people from home on the Luas (as ya do) and with all the chatting we missed our stop.  Straight to the O2 instead.  Surely we can grab a bite there.

If you're a person with a passion for junk food it was heaven.  Pizzas from a vending machine (WTF?!), popcorn, hotdogs, cotton candy and every other sort of rubbish you'd expect to find at a venue like that.  Hot dog it is then.  GG diet.  

Doors open at noon, concert starts at 1:30.  Tell Sarah that and yer gonna be there at noon.  I told her.  Ooops.  Found our seats and sat there for the bones of an hour waiting for the concert to begin.  Didn't mind so much because Timothy was doing everything he could to embarrass the girls with 'uncool' antics.  Sarah giggled now and then.  Sinéad was just plain mortified.  Reckon it'll be a while before she asks us to take her to another concert.  That'll learn 'em for dragging me to this.

Sinéad was smiling here because she'd trained him to do the 'X' with his fingers.  Was a big improvement over the show he was making of himself by waving his arms 'round like an eejit before crossing them in front of his chest.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/XFactor%202011/IMAG0286.jpg)


Here's the 'pre-training' shot just as he'd finished waving the arms 'round....hence the smiles above.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/XFactor%202011/IMAG0284.jpg)

  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 24, 2011, 03:38:45 PM
To be fair, the show wasn't 'horrible' as such.  I just wouldn't normally bother going out of my way for it.  But the girls loved it and had a great time and that's all that mattered. 

The place went absolutely MENTAL when this lot appeared on stage!  The music didn't bother me ears too much, but the screams from the crowd blew them away.  One Direction....

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/XFactor%202011/IMAG0315.jpg)

Mary got loads of screaming and standing ovations when she'd land on stage too.  Being from Dublin helped I suppose.  Dunno, but I never really warmed to her on the telly.  Sure as hell wasn't going to try and gather meself for a standing O every time she turned up.

Sher seemed to have the most exposure on the day and was pretty entertaining.  Rebecca, Katie and Aidan only did a couple of songs each.  None of the three really move around much and the songs weren't exactly knee boppers, but they were grand. 

Wagner was there.  He's just rubbish.  Not much more I can say about him.  Did catch some video for you lot that adore the guy, but refuse to post it in me diary.  It's on Soviet's Super X Factor thread.  [ ] Enjoy.

Matt didn't appear until the end...again to mega screaming from the crowd.  By now my eardrums were already gone thanks to One Direction, so didn't take much notice here.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/XFactor%202011/IMAG0388.jpg)


And last but not necessarily least, they all sang their Christmas song for the encore - Hero

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/XFactor%202011/IMAG0418.jpg)




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 24, 2011, 04:00:56 PM
With the concert over and our eardrums blown to bits, we made our way back into town centre.  The girls wanted to do a bit of shopping.  FFS.  

"Now girls, you've everything you could ever need.  What shopping are you on about?"  

"We brought our own money Mom and we'd like to see what's here."  FML.  Can't say no to that.  

Obviously what they saw cost a considerable amount more than what they'd brought, but never mind.  Even gave Sarah back her babysitting money when the dust settled on the shopping.  They'd the few bob they got from their Irish grandparents which I let them spend, but wasn't letting her blow the money she'd worked for.  It was their day out...and our treat.

With the shopping sorted it was time to grab a bite before catching our train home.  Burger King won the debate.  Red was right.  I should have packed my own food for the day.  Been eating salad and fruit all day today to make up for it.

Got the 7pm train home and were very lucky to get seats.  Timothy wanted to kill the last half hour in the bar, but myself and the girls decided we were better off heading for the train as it was already in the station.  Was a good move.  Only two carriages were put aside for those without designated seats.  They never took into account the crowd for the concert and as a result, the train was packed to the rafters!  Lots of people had to stand for the few hours home.  I'd have thrown down on the floor if need be.  It was a loooooooooong day and standing for over 3 hours was never gonna happen.  

All in all, not a bad day.  The girls enjoyed it so I was glad of that.  However, they're already planning for next year's X Factor concert.  There was no need to threaten me like that on the way home.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 24, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
Cassie and Lily were over the moon to see us when we got home.  We'd the neighbours looking after them, but they're used to me being home all day so they aren't impressed when the constant company goes missing.  They got lots of extra cuddles and rubs once I was sure the fireplace hadn't been ripped apart in the kitchen.  Then it was back to their spots by the fire.  And the rest of us in a coma after our day.  No need for a sleeping tablet last night...that's for sure.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 24, 2011, 04:15:14 PM
Now then...anyone know if I've ever posted a Riverdance video in this thread?   rotflmfao  Don't remember doing it, but someone seems to think I have. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 24, 2011, 04:33:48 PM
In the meantime, I'm posting this video to help me get over the torture of hearing Wagner's version.  Not great either way, I know...
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfhT1OW7cUQ



If I were forced to pick one of his songs though, this would be it.....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAzd673kDds


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 25, 2011, 10:57:13 AM
Watched a show on this last night and thought it was well cool...

http://rootbridges.blogspot.com/


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 25, 2011, 11:31:38 AM
On my way home from the airport last week, I stopped at a friend's place.  I've mentioned Mary before because she's living right near Brian's campus digs.  I've always been more relaxed knowing he had her to go to if he was really stuck.  Anyway, she invited me to come up to Cork for a girly week-end some time soon and today I'm taking her up on the offer.

Had another sleepless night last night.  I always try to stay put for an hour hoping to nod off again.  But once the hour's over I get up, fill my pint of water and turn on the telly and lappy.  Sometimes that works and more times it doesn't.  When the clock hits the 3 to 4am hour, if I'm still wired for sound but need to sleep...it's time to bring out the heavy artillery.  I finally caved and brought out the meds in the end. 

Just woke from it and could have slept another while if I didn't have things to sort around here before I head off.  Want to get the house in order and a dinner cooked for the crew.  Also clearing the laundry basket and must decide what to pack for the week-end.  Not sure what we'll be getting up to while I'm there so I'll be winging it on the packing front.

Once I've all that done, off I go and won't be back until some time on Sunday.  Taking the lappy with me as I know we'll have some 'down time' while I'm there.  Hope whatever yer at, ye all have a good week-end!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 25, 2011, 01:25:52 PM
Sigh.  Change of plans.  Just off the phone with the doc.  Gave her the tale and she wanted me in first thing tomorrow morning as they're closed for the rest of today.  Told her I was planning to head to Cork today and could the visit wait til Monday.  She reluctantly agreed.  Ger forcefully disagreed.  I'm off to the doc in the morning.  GG Cork.  Was a nice idea while it lasted.  Sigh.

Feel horrible for Mary.  Have tried ringing her and not got through to her yet.  Just know she's running round the place getting all sorts ready for my arrival.  That's the kind she is and I don't like to let her down.  Depending on what doc says in the morning, I might be able to at least salvage a visit for tomorrow and spend just the one night.  We'll see.  Fingers crossed.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 26, 2011, 01:47:36 PM
Stuck at home for a bit and more appointments in the near future...as expected.  On orders to chill until I hear from the surgeon in the next week or so.  Not back related this time, but not much fun either.  Healthy eating still in place but no gym allowed until further notice.  Sighhhhh.  Ah well.  This too shall pass.  On the plus side, the kids are in charge for the foreseeable future.  Child labour FTW.  [ ] They were thrilled with the news.

To be honest, I hate when I get knocked down with something.  Don't like relying on others for help.  Especially not the kids.  Granted, does 'em no harm to pull some extra weight now and then.  But if it could be avoided, you can be sure I'd avoid it! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on February 27, 2011, 01:13:25 PM
Blimey.  They tidied the house.  Proper and all.  And now they've gone to the cinema so I've a few hours of total remote control access.  Not used to that. 

What will I watch on a Sunday?  Rugby not on for another bit so I suppose Come Dine With Me will do for now - unless ye have other suggestions. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 10:40:14 AM
RSQ on tonight.  Bracing meself for a proper roasting by that lot.  Ever since Londonderry.  Some few just never got over it.  Pretty sure Tighty's even developed a nervous twitch when there's mention of the 'L' word.  You've about 90 minutes left to enter the quiz if you'd like to join in tonight's reveal.  Should be good fun abso mayhem and carnage. 

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=52070.0


For now though, I leave you with this......

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ec_acXb88E


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 10:43:14 AM
wheee - she admitted it's called Londonderry!!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 10:45:47 AM
wheee - she admitted it's called Londonderry!!!!

 ;gobsmacked;  Oh no no no no noooooooooooooooooooo I haven't!   


But nice try.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
you called it 'londonderry' and said 'the L word'.  clearly acknowledging it's correctness.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 10:58:40 AM
Don't you have some scrabble moves to make or summat?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 11:13:01 AM
Don't you have some scrabble moves to make or summat?

this is much more fun!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 11:17:40 AM
Don't you have some scrabble moves to make or summat?

this is much more fun!

Piss off!  You'll be havin' more than enough fun tonight. 

Speaking of, I really should start googling some of the answers to check for accuracy.  Somehow dental hygiene and illumination got mixed up with 'toys' by a few.  Dunno...maybe it's just something I've not heard of so must have a look see round the net.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 11:23:14 AM
Don't you have some scrabble moves to make or summat?

this is much more fun!

Piss off!  You'll be havin' more than enough fun tonight. 

Speaking of, I really should start googling some of the answers to check for accuracy.  Somehow dental hygiene and illumination got mixed up with 'toys' by a few.  Dunno...maybe it's just something I've not heard of so must have a look see round the net.

battery powered toothbrush deffo correct if that's what someone said


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 11:24:30 AM
Don't you have some scrabble moves to make or summat?

this is much more fun!

Piss off!  You'll be havin' more than enough fun tonight. 

Speaking of, I really should start googling some of the answers to check for accuracy.  Somehow dental hygiene and illumination got mixed up with 'toys' by a few.  Dunno...maybe it's just something I've not heard of so must have a look see round the net.

battery powered toothbrush deffo correct if that's what someone said

I'll be the judge of that....mostly.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 11:30:18 AM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 11:40:19 AM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.

he didn't come to mine after i asked him.  i'll sulk if he comes to yours.  but only a bit coz i want him back too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 11:59:08 AM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.

he didn't come to mine after i asked him.  i'll sulk if he comes to yours.  but only a bit coz i want him back too.

Think we're playing it all wrong actually.  If we tell him we don't want him near the place he'll be banging the door down to join in.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 12:00:21 PM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.

he didn't come to mine after i asked him.  i'll sulk if he comes to yours.  but only a bit coz i want him back too.

Think we're playing it all wrong actually.  If we tell him we don't want him near the place he'll be banging the door down to join in.

that'd work with most people, but not gatso.  he's too kool 4 skool


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on March 01, 2011, 12:06:47 PM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.

soz, I'm out all night. will be back about 1-1.30 ish if you can drag it out that long


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 12:20:38 PM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.

he didn't come to mine after i asked him.  i'll sulk if he comes to yours.  but only a bit coz i want him back too.

Think we're playing it all wrong actually.  If we tell him we don't want him near the place he'll be banging the door down to join in.

that'd work with most people, but not gatso.  he's too kool 4 skool

Sigh.  Yer right.  The minute I clicked 'submit' I knew it was a dumb idea.  

We must seek out and target his weakness.  Has he fallen into the man bag trap yet?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 12:31:12 PM
Message for gatso - I know ya won't enter the quiz.  However I respectfully request your presence at the reveal.  Mainly because yer good at stirring it and might even help win an objection or two.

he didn't come to mine after i asked him.  i'll sulk if he comes to yours.  but only a bit coz i want him back too.

Think we're playing it all wrong actually.  If we tell him we don't want him near the place he'll be banging the door down to join in.

that'd work with most people, but not gatso.  he's too kool 4 skool

Sigh.  Yer right.  The minute I clicked 'submit' I knew it was a dumb idea. 

We must seek out and target his weakness.  Has he fallen into the man bag trap yet?

i can't imagine gatso ever owning a man bag.  i'd say he's deffo a 'keep stuff in my pockets' kind of dude.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on March 01, 2011, 12:45:56 PM
I've got a thing I strap to my arm if I go for a run to hold my keys/music


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 01, 2011, 12:47:53 PM
I've got a thing I strap to my arm if I go for a run to hold my keys/music

Do you run often?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 01, 2011, 12:48:34 PM
running.  wtf? 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on March 01, 2011, 12:48:43 PM
I've got a thing I strap to my arm if I go for a run to hold my ponytail


FYP


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on March 01, 2011, 12:51:16 PM
I've got a thing I strap to my arm if I go for a run to hold my keys/music

Do you run often?

got my first race since school next month, aiming for a 50 minute 10k if people don't get in my way. that's dead on kin's marathon pace, just nowhere near as far


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on March 01, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
oh shit. turns out when I say next month I in fact mean this month


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 03, 2011, 08:34:56 AM
oh shit. turns out when I say next month I in fact mean this month

Better get yer arm bag on and run Forest...ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 03, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
Through the Looking Glass - Life is but a dream. 

Man I wish that was true...and I thought dreams were meant to be good too.  Was feeling a bit sluggish with the last couple of days and blamed the meds.  Tried sleeping without last night as I don't like relying on them to be honest.  Managed a whopping 3 hours.  Marv.  A nasty 'dream' woke me at omg a.m. and the mind just couldn't settle afterwards.  Been up ever since.  Sooner or later, some thing's got to give.





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 04, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
After 24 hours of no sleep and no sign of it coming, I finally caved and took the meds around 3am this morning.  Slept sound until 2:30 this afternoon.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  In fact, I only woke because the girls landed home from school.  They've ordered me to stay put, brought out the lappy to keep me entertained and have been busy 'round the house getting things in order.  They've asked for dinner from the new Indian place in the village.  I don't even have to cook?!  Think I can manage that.  Reckon I'll keep 'em another while.

Big week ahead on a few fronts.  I'm to get all sorts of news by Wednesday - medical and otherwise.  Still not heard from the surgeon and they've til Wednesday to get back to me.  If not, the GP will step in to get the ball rolling.  The 'otherwise' stuff stays quiet for another bit.  Fingers crossed for the lot though. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 04, 2011, 04:56:32 PM
Free tip for today - Check yer fuse box

If something goes boom and suddenly you spend the next three days thinking everything else in that section of the house is broke too...you may be right.  It all may very well have gone bust at the same time.  But there's also a very good chance all that stuff is working, only there's no electric running to it.  Check yer fuse box.  You'll be amazed at how many things suddenly work again.  Only took me two days to figure it out.  You're welcome.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 05, 2011, 04:57:35 AM
Just in case there's any confusion...............


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on March 05, 2011, 07:51:12 AM
Get yer sheep entry in Laxie, I am expecting full pay back of the hassle caused during your quiz reveal !!



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on March 05, 2011, 09:33:55 AM
Free tip for today - Check yer fuse box

If something goes boom and suddenly you spend the next three days thinking everything else in that section of the house is broke too...you may be right.  It all may very well have gone bust at the same time.  But there's also a very good chance all that stuff is working, only there's no electric running to it.  Check yer fuse box.  You'll be amazed at how many things suddenly work again.  Only took me two days to figure it out.  You're welcome.

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 05, 2011, 11:10:17 AM
Free tip for today - Check yer fuse box

If something goes boom and suddenly you spend the next three days thinking everything else in that section of the house is broke too...you may be right.  It all may very well have gone bust at the same time.  But there's also a very good chance all that stuff is working, only there's no electric running to it.  Check yer fuse box.  You'll be amazed at how many things suddenly work again.  Only took me two days to figure it out.  You're welcome.

rotflmfao - priceless


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 11:25:27 AM
Laundry day Sunday.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  Ever week-end I start the Friday with good intentions of spreading laundry duties out over the 3 days.  Come Sunday, I've done sweet feck all and have no choice but to get the lot done...before Brian's uni bus arrives at 6pm. 

Don't mind the mad dash so much though.  By 6:30 there won't be a single item of dirty laundry in the house.  Ironing will be done, the lot put away and I can chill knowing a good day's work was done. 

There's also the added bonus in that everyone was home and saw me doing stuff.  Gives the impression I must do stuff all the rest of the week when they're not around.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 11:38:54 AM
Today's free tip - A steam iron generally requires water for the steam to happen.  Plugging the iron in helps too. 

I'm not really a blonde...honest.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 06, 2011, 11:44:35 AM
Today's free tip - A steam iron generally requires water for the steam to happen.  Plugging the iron in helps too. 

I'm not really a blonde...honest.

if it still doesn't work, check the fuse box :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 11:47:40 AM
Today's free tip - A steam iron generally requires water for the steam to happen.  Plugging the iron in helps too. 

I'm not really a blonde...honest.

if it still doesn't work, check the fuse box :)

 rotflmfao  Damn fuse box.  Who thinks to check that?!  I mean seriously?  Well, obv some must...but in all fairness.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 12:21:31 PM
Sigh.  Another free tip for today because I'm feeling generous.  Pay attention when someone posts their answers to the RSQ right on the thread.  It can only help you.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 12:56:57 PM
Three loads down and three to go.  I'm a machine.  Might actually be sat well before 6pm this time for an all new record.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 03:44:41 PM
Today's free tip - A steam iron generally requires water for the steam to happen.  Plugging the iron in helps too. 

I'm not really a blonde...honest.

if it still doesn't work, check the fuse box :)

Check the plug too.  Especially if you've lent the iron to yer neighbour and their moody teenage son is asked to return it to ya.  Plugs have a habit of coming apart when ripped furiously from walls as it happens.  And teenage Lads don't know how to fix 'em properly on the quiet.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: George2Loose on March 06, 2011, 07:18:13 PM
the battery life is poor- are there any portable devices you can get to charge the phone? Have tried searching


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 07:24:43 PM
the battery life is poor- are there any portable devices you can get to charge the phone? Have tried searching

Rumour has it there's a thing called a powermonkey.  Read about it today on Tikay's thread. 

Out of curiosity though...what's it got to do with laundry, fuses or irons?   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 08:27:04 PM
Lent on the way.  At least half the Irish population will genuinely give something up.  And most of the other half will at least pretend they did.  Not me.  No Sir.  I'm not a quitter and won't pretend to be.  Figure if I'm going to hell, may as well be a first class ticket.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 06, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
Would mention the Liverpool v Man U match, but don't want to get controversial. 














Ah feck it....wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  WELL DONE LIVERPOOL!!!!   ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 07, 2011, 10:06:49 AM
Long walk with Bridget and the dogs on the cards for this morning.  Very long.  She doesn't do walks in half measures.  She's calling to mine at 10:30.  If I'm not back by 1:00pm, send out a search party...because I'm definitely out against my will at that stage.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 09, 2011, 12:36:25 AM
Blimey, tomorrow's a big day.  Never heard from the surgeon so looks like I'll be turning the GP loose on him.  To be fair, our family has never had to wait half as long as the national average for anything medically because she doesn't do 'wait'.  She's ruthless and I adore her for that. 

Another gig going down as well.  Can't get into it just yet, but can say it will either close a book or open another chapter.  Not sure which way it'll go til after lunch.  Either way, it's just one more step along life's road. 

Definitely taking the sleeping meds tonight.  That much I know for sure.

Night night all  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on March 09, 2011, 12:43:03 AM
Have a good nights sleep Dawn  xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 10, 2011, 09:41:30 AM
It's Two fer Thursday.  Would have sounded better if it were Two fer Tuesday, but as today's not Tuesday you'll just have to work with me here.

That's right folks, I've got TWO free tips for ya today.  How lucky are ya?  You've no idea.  And if you follow these tips, you just might save on headaches and burn cream.

Red's always suggesting we turn things off and back on again to fix them.  I giggle every time he says it because it seems so silly, yet I still find meself trying it with things round this house all the time...and have pretty good results as it happens.

Earlier this week our village had a quick 30 second power outage.  No, it wasn't me fuse box (I checked)...it really was village wide.  So the power kicked in again, except the internet box was acting up.  Some of the lights were on, but one of them was blinking orange instead of solid green.  Checked all the connections to make sure they were secure and they were. Tried turning it off and back on again.  No joy...damn blinky orange light. 

Phoned the internet crowd who told me they'd post out the part they reckoned I needed, but it would be a couple of days.  Marv.  Been living off Bridget's dodgy dongle ever since.  Not been easy but gets there...albeit slowly.

Soooooooooo, the part was due to arrive this morning.  In anticipation I got a mad fit and unplugged all the connections.  Then I got another mad fit and tried plugging them all back in again.  It WORKED!!!  No more blinky orange light.  Every thing's solid green and we have internet.  Just as I'm typing this out, the part's landed in the post too.  lol  Sigh. 

We've already learned to turn things off and back on again.  We've learned to check the fuse box too.  But when all else fails, ya now know to unplug the lot before plugging it back in again.  Simples.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 10, 2011, 09:42:28 AM
Free tip number two isn't as complicated.  When testing pasta noodles which have been swirling 'round in boiling hot water, it's probably a good idea to cool them off first.  Otherwise you're in for a not so nice surprise when ya slurp that noodle in and it bitch slaps ya on the chin.  Trust me on this one.  Yer chin will thank you for it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 10, 2011, 10:57:11 AM
I've the best GP on the planet.  FACT!  Phoned yesterday as instructed and they weren't well pleased to hear I'd not received an appointment with the surgeon yet.  "Leave it with me.  We'll ring you back."  I'd other things on my mind for the day, so it never occurred to me they hadn't phoned back until it was too late in the evening.

No need to worry because the GP just phoned.  They'd been on to the surgeon's office and relayed the conversation to me,

"Oh yes, we have her down for April 7th."  To me, this was pretty good.  But not good enough for my GP...

"Oh no, no, no...that's just not good enough.  She needs to be seen now.  Please fit her in some time sooner than that." 

"How's next Wednesday?  Will have to clear it with the surgeon, but could fit her in then"

"Would have preferred sooner, but we'll take that.  Thank you very much."

Just waiting on the surgeon's office to ring with confirmation and if I don't hear from them by the end of the day, I'm to get back on to the GP first thing tomorrow morning.  She's ruthless I tells ya!  Just glad I moved my family to her when we moved to Ireland.  Was a good pick for sure.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on March 10, 2011, 10:58:13 AM
Shame your brain surgeon isn't as good.... ;whistle;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 10, 2011, 11:00:35 AM
Shame your brain surgeon isn't as good.... ;whistle;

Bite me.

That said, if ya knew which surgeon I was on about, you might consider them to be one in the same.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 10, 2011, 11:26:03 AM
Knew I'd forgotten something!!! 

When I rang the internet crowd's tech department, the very first thing he asked me, "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" 

He was serious...and I was laughing for a good twenty minutes afterwards.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 10, 2011, 11:47:01 AM
And in further news on the 'run good' front...

When we blew the fuse last week, we also managed to blow the monitor for the dinosaur desktop.  Tis well and truly blown.  No need to do all the checks mentioned earlier.  First the screen went all wonky.  Then it kinda melted away into a nothing blankness.  But the biggest tip off was the smell of burnt stuff coming from the back of it. 

Turned to Sinéad and said, "Oh crap.  If I were a betting girl, I'd say turning it off and back on again isn't going to help this time."

I've priced around for a new monitor to match our ancient tower (ie cheap), but kind of lost interest when I realised it was 1/3 the cost of a whole new system.  Seriously.  Did I really want to go through the torture of deciding between laptop and desktop for a start?  Heck no.  Then you've the added pressure of kids arguing over who gets to use it if I go the lappy direction.  Oh hell no.  We've enough gadgets in this house to get by on, plus I'd need to save up a few bob for it first.  It can wait.

Last night I called to Laura's house after dropping herself and Sarah to their art class.  Was telling her parents about all the blow ups and bust ups seemed to be happening around our house and how we'd most of them sorted or close enough. 

An hour after I returned home, there was a loud thumping at the front door.  The thumping made sense when we opened the door.  It was Benny carrying a spare monitor that had been gathering dust in their attic.  He was using his foot to knock.  lol  Anyway, we hooked it up and it works perfect!  Purchase dilemmas sorted...and our dinosaur lives on.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 10:00:35 AM
I've a friend in England who's having eye trouble lately.  He's to put drops in every night at 10:30pm but was having difficulty remembering to put them in.  As he's 'old school' and doesn't know how to work his phone (ie set reminders, etc.), I offered to send him a reminder text each night. 

That was last Monday.  And every night since, I've sent that text.  Was tough staying awake for the first few nights as I tend to crash right around that time.  Previous routine was to wake a few hours later and stay up for the rest of the night (and next day).  Rinse repeat.  Hence the sleeping meds. 

Well it looks like I've beat the routine thanks to those texts.  Took the meds Monday and Tuesday, but by Wednesday I was sleeping without them.  In turn, Malc has come to look forward to the texts so he's keeping a better eye on the clock and remembers the drops anyway. 

Funny how things work out.  We've helped each other without realising it...and no real effort involved.  It's the little things in life that mean so much sometimes.  Cheers Malc!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 10:13:44 AM
There's some proper rubbish on the telly these days, but myself and the girls have been glued to three shows lately.  Top Chef, Come Dine With Me and Cake Boss.  Yep.  We like our cooking shows.

Top Chef is cool because they've to come up with recipes on the hop sometimes.

The girls reckon I should apply to be on Come Dine With Me.  No thanks.  Know yer limits and all that.  

And Buddy sure isn't half annoying with all his rants, but to be fair...he makes some pretty cool cakes.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 11:09:26 AM
Oh good lord...Mere on thread.  My use of the English language is shocking at the best of times.  Must be proper torture for you.  Apologies.  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on March 14, 2011, 11:18:25 AM
I used to like merenovice, he used to hang around tikays thread, then went highbrow and posted on mine, but was lead astray and was at it with tom. He gets banned if he lowers himself to posting on claws diary.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 11:22:12 AM
He's not actually posted on mine.  Pretty sure reading it makes him so unwell, he's unable to post anywhere the rest of the day.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: MereNovice on March 14, 2011, 11:37:30 AM
I used to like merenovice, he used to hang around tikays thread, then went highbrow and posted on mine, but was lead astray and was at it with tom. He gets banned if he lowers himself to posting on claws diary.

I'm trying to spread the love because you're all so "deserving".


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 11:47:03 AM
I used to like merenovice, he used to hang around tikays thread, then went highbrow and posted on mine, but was lead astray and was at it with tom. He gets banned if he lowers himself to posting on claws diary.

I'm trying to spread the love because you're all so "deserving".

You're just a glutton for punishment.  Although I'm quite enjoying the slow roll Vinny's getting here.  You just need to post on Claw's to complete the task.  Don't worry.  Tikay won't really let him ban you.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 12:46:23 PM
Brian didn't come home this week-end.  Said he had some 'work' to do.  'Labs' was the word he used when questioned further.  I'd just about got used to his not being here during the week, but missing a week-end was difficult for this ol' Mom.  That said, he's growing up and I need to let him at it.

Got through it in the end because the house seemed to be buzzing a goodly bit.  Bridget and her boyfriend Sean landed unexpectedly on Friday night.  She comes out with some proper doozies on a regular basis.  Pretty sure she hit an all time high this time 'round.

The girls and I tore into the house work well and truly on Saturday.  They weren't too impressed initially, but I kept reminding them that team work gets things done in half the time.  Not entirely sure they bought it, but they kept going and we got a lot done.

Then on Sunday they headed to their grandparent's house for the day while I stayed home doing laundry and chilling with the dogs.  That's when I got a text from Brian.  "Phone me please."  Oh god.  What's wrong?  Typical Mom, so I am. 

Phoned him to find out nothing was wrong.  He needs me to put spending money into his account since he wasn't home to collect it.

"Phew!  I thought something was wrong.  No hassle.  How much do you need?"

"Well, it's St. Paddy's Day this week and we'll be going out for that - so I suppose a bit more than usual."

"Right so, tell me what you want."

"I suppose 100 should cover it if that's ok?"

"You sure that's all you need?  Will I put a bit more in just in case?"

"Nah, that should do it.  Thanks Mom." 

It's at this point I'm thinking I'm so lucky he's such a good Lad.  Not a typical teen at all.  Never asks for much and always says please and thanks while he's at it.  That's when he burst my bubble...

"Besides, if I run out before the week's out I can always ring you again."

I'm such a pushover!  Sighhhhhhhhhhh   rotflmfao



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 14, 2011, 01:44:29 PM
I've a random fact for Vinny's diary, but gonna hold off posting it for a bit.  It's a proper useless one and all too. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on March 14, 2011, 02:08:41 PM
Brian didn't come home this week-end.  Said he had some 'work' to do.  'Labs' was the word he used when questioned further.  I'd just about got used to his not being here during the week, but missing a week-end was difficult for this ol' Mom.  That said, he's growing up and I need to let him at it.

Got through it in the end because the house seemed to be buzzing a goodly bit.  Bridget and her boyfriend Sean landed unexpectedly on Friday night.  She comes out with some proper doozies on a regular basis.  Pretty sure she hit an all time high this time 'round.

The girls and I tore into the house work well and truly on Saturday.  They weren't too impressed initially, but I kept reminding them that team work gets things done in half the time.  Not entirely sure they bought it, but they kept going and we got a lot done.

Then on Sunday they headed to their grandparent's house for the day while I stayed home doing laundry and chilling with the dogs.  That's when I got a text from Brian.  "Phone me please."  Oh god.  What's wrong?  Typical Mom, so I am. 

Phoned him to find out nothing was wrong.  He needs me to put spending money into his account since he wasn't home to collect it.

"Phew!  I thought something was wrong.  No hassle.  How much do you need?"

"Well, it's St. Paddy's Day Cheltenham this week and we'll be going out for I'll be doing my nuts in on that - so I suppose a bit more than usual."

"Right so, tell me what you want."

"I suppose 100 should cover it if that's ok?"

"You sure that's all you need?  Will I put a bit more in just in case?"

"Nah, that should do it.  Thanks Mom." 

It's at this point I'm thinking I'm so lucky he's such a good Lad.  Not a typical teen at all.  Never asks for much and always says please and thanks while he's at it.  That's when he burst my bubble...

"Besides, if I run out before the week's out I can always ring you again."

I'm such a pushover!  Sighhhhhhhhhhh   rotflmfao



FYP ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2011, 11:32:24 AM
Luckily the kids aren't too bothered with horse racing as such.  They sometimes join in on Gold Cup day, but they're at school for most of the week so I'm saved a few bob. 

Me on the other hand?  I abso LOVE Cheltenham week!  Only schedule in the year I follow from start to finish.  Sure, there's plenty of other good ones out there.  But for some reason this is the one I've always stuck to. 

This week you will mostly have to put up with my random selections for Cheltenham.  I've no real system to this - as will become glaringly apparent.  Some will be because I genuinely like their chances of winning.  Others are down to the jockey.  A few will be picked just because I like the name of the horse.   

I rarely bet on an outright win and if I do, then you know I really like it.  For the most part, have found each way bets get me through the week best.  At the end of the day, it's all just a bit of fun.


Festival Day 1 Bets

13:30    
Marsh Warbler  e/w  (just liked the name)
Sprinter Sacre  e/w
   
14:05
Captain Chris  e/w

14:40
Blazing Bailey  e/w
Reve De Sivola  e/w  (because I couldn't make up me mind - lol)   

15:20
Hurricane Fly  win   
Oscar Whisky  e/w
   
16:00
L'Ami  e/w       
Poker De Sivola  e/w  (again - couldn't make up me mind)

16:40 - liked the name on both of these, although I'm wobbling a bit on Ocean Transit now.
Banjaxed Girl  e/w 
Ocean Transit  e/w

17:15
Definity  win

There's the lot for today.  Sooooooooo, let's gogogogogogo!!! 





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2011, 05:24:30 PM

Festival Day 1 Bets

13:30    
Marsh Warbler  e/w  (just liked the name)  don't like the name any more.   rotflmfao
Sprinter Sacre  e/w   ;yippee;
   
14:05
Captain Chris  e/w   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

14:40
Blazing Bailey  e/w  useless ffs
Reve De Sivola  e/w  (because I couldn't make up me mind - lol)    ;yippee;

15:20
Hurricane Fly  win   - yeah baby!!!!!!!!   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;
Oscar Whisky  e/w   ;yippee;
   
16:00 - first total bomb of the day   :(
L'Ami  e/w       
Poker De Sivola  e/w  (again - couldn't make up me mind)
 
16:40 - liked the name on both of these, although I'm wobbling a bit on Ocean Transit now.
Banjaxed Girl  e/w  was deffo banjaxed   rotflmfao
Ocean Transit  e/w   3rd at silly big odds  ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; 

17:15
Definity  win  ffs Ruby!!!   ;grr;

There's the lot for today.  Sooooooooo, let's gogogogogogo!!! 


All in all, not a bad day at the office and great fun to watch.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on March 15, 2011, 05:26:41 PM
VWD Laxie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2011, 05:48:26 PM
Cheers bald one. 

Tomorrow will be another relaxing day watching the races with picks made in the morning. 

St. Paddy's Day will be tricky because it's also my 97 year old neighbour's birthday.  Everyone raids Baby's house on the day for a wee party with food, drinks and cake before heading to the pub that evening.  Not sure if I'll get to watch many of the races, but will deffo have the picks done before I head out.   

Then it's on to Friday.  I think Bridget's calling over that day.  Last year I let her pick a few and it was abso comedy.  Her logic with horses makes mine seem sound.  Should be an entertaining Friday for sure. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 16, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
"Relaxing day" she said.  Relaxing me eye!  Been looking through the horses all morning and can't make up my mind.  To top it off, the girls have a half day from school and will be home around 2:00.  No doubt fleece me for a bet or two when they land. 

With all that said, this is what I've come up with so far.  No money put down on anything yet, but it'll come from this lot.

Festival Day 2

1:30  Some Target  e/w if odds go out 

*2:05  Tornado Bob  e/w

*2:40  Bostons Angel  e/w
*2:40  Wayward Prince  e/w

3:20  Master Minded - would love to see this one win, but not convinced yet.
3:20  Golden Silver - fab hourse but doesn't like Cheltenham.  will flip a coin closer to race time.

*4:00  Orzare e/w  - an odd pick, I know...but there's something about it keeps pulling me in.

4:40  Tenor Nivernais - not decided
4:40  Titan De Sarti - not decided

*5:15  Raise The Beat e/w
5:15  Cinders and Ashes  e/w

*bet deffo going on these ones.


That's today's lot.  Some yes and some not.  Will get back to ya.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 16, 2011, 05:47:22 PM

Festival Day 2

1:30  Some Target  e/w if odds go out went for win...it didn't.   rotflmfao
1:30  Be There in Five e/w - last minute decision and a good one as it turns out.   ;yippee;

*2:05  Tornado Bob  e/w - reckon it's still running

*2:40  Bostons Angel  e/w -  ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; 
*2:40  Wayward Prince  e/w - didn't bother with this one in the end, but picked Giant Boltster e/w which was a giant flop.


3:20  Master Minded. stayed away from it in the end...luckily.
3:20  Golden Silver - fab hourse but doesn't like Cheltenham.  should have followed me gut and just stayed away from this one too, but had small e/w in the end.

*4:00  Orzare e/w no bet as was removed from card.  sooooo, I picked these instead...
4:00  Bothy e/w   ;yippee;
4:00  Orsippus e/w   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

4:40  Tenor Nivernais - not decided  decided not to
4:40  Titan De Sarti - not decided  decided not to

*5:15  Raise The Beat e/w  decided not to in the end.
5:15  Cinders and Ashes  e/w  went with this one and it was rubbish.   rotflmfao

*bet deffo proberly going on these ones.


After the double in the 4:00, I went about cooking dinner.  The girls didn't ask to put any bets on, so I got away with a decent wee payout for the day. 

Tomorrow's Baby's birthday party and I'm looking forward to it.  We're to be there no later than 3pm, so will get all bets on before I head off.  Hope it's not as tricky as today was!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on March 17, 2011, 01:40:03 AM
How much do you bet each day, and how much have you won so far?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 17, 2011, 03:05:14 AM
I'm just a small ball punter.  Only do it for a bit of interest in the races.  A win bet is €5 and e/w bets are €2 e/w.  Have fun without risking going broke.  That's the way to go.  Because if losing the race means that much, you shouldn't be putting on the bet. 

As for how much I've made this week?  I've plans for that money if I stay on top by end of Friday and don't want Sarah coming up with new plans.  So not telling ya as she reads this thread sometimes.     rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 17, 2011, 07:21:59 AM
Hit the hay at 10:30pm and up at 2:00am.  Been wide awake since.  Marv.  I'm freerolling today and tomorrow so any cash is an added bonus.  Might as well go through the day 3 races and post them up now.  No dithering this time.  All bets have been placed.

Festival Day 3 Bets

1:30  Blazing Tempo  e/w

2:05  Viking Blond e/w 

2:40  Gauvain  e/w

3:20  Restless Harry  e/w  (silly bet, but as I'm up at omg a.m. thought it was appropriate)
3:20  Cross Kennon  e/w  (liked the name - blaming lack of sleep  lol)

4:00  Quartz De Thaix  win

4:40  Fredo  e/w  (come on the Irish!!!  win would be mighty, but a place will do too)
4:40  Galant Nuit  win


That's today's lot.  Happy St. Paddy's Day all and let's gogogogogogo!!!




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on March 17, 2011, 12:32:33 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

 ;letsparty;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 18, 2011, 09:29:42 AM
Good lord, that was a brutal day's racing.  Only for a drunken saver in the last on a horse called Junior (same name as Baby's son) the day would have been a total washout.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: brolove on March 18, 2011, 09:30:26 AM
Was a washout, IS a washout , Your a mug !


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 18, 2011, 09:31:27 AM
Was a washout, IS a washout , Your a mug !

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know.  Will post an explanation for the rest of ya later.   rotflmfao  Sighhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 18, 2011, 01:26:54 PM
Before I go on about the mug thing, here's my picks for today. 

13:30 Cheltenham        Grandouet
13:30 Cheltenham    Smad Place
   
14:05 Cheltenham    Alarazi    
14:05 Cheltenham    Secret Dancer
    
14:40 Cheltenham    Kilcrea Kim
   
15:20 Cheltenham    Long Run    
15:20 Cheltenham    Tidal Bay
   
16:00 Cheltenham    Just Amazing    
16:00 Cheltenham    On The Fringe
   
16:40 Cheltenham    Siberian Tiger
    
17:15 Cheltenham    Anquetta


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 23, 2011, 05:19:52 PM
I might be a mug, but turns out I'm one lucky mug.  Last week there was a Ladbrokes competition on St. Paddy's Day for Cheltenham.  Only for Sinéad seeing the ad on the telly, I'd have taken no notice.  Anyway, she reckoned I should enter it after having such a good run the first two days of the festival.  It was free to enter and all you had to do was pick the horse to win each race.  "Nothing to lose, so may as well."  And that was that.

Thought no more of it until I spotted a post by Camel enquiring if the winner was me.  Had a look - and sure enough!  Well, actually joint first with some other guy.  Still £2,500 was a nice wee chunk of change, so that'll do.  Except that I found out it doesn't work that way.  If more than one winner, they do a random electronic draw to determine the overall winner.  And that person wasn't being notified until Tuesday.  £5k to one of us and the mother of all rub downs...a £50 free bet for the other person.  Better than a kick in the teeth I suppose, but still.  Surely I can't be lucky enough to 'win' twice in the same comp? 

Checked emails yesterday before heading out and nothing.  Sigh.  Ah well.  Was good to dream.  Only when I got home...there it was!!!  An email from some Ladbrokes executive saying congratulations for winning and you will find the money in your account. 

Oh, no way.  Feck off.  Someone's having a laugh?  Checked my account and sure enough.  Where once there'd been a big fat 0 staring back at me, now it said £5k!!!! 

 ;yippee; ;cupcake; ;yippee; ;cupcake; ;yippee;

Collected it today.  Sinéad wants a laptop out of the deal.  Plan was to get each kid a laptop for start of their Leaving Cert year.  That would mean this August for her.  As a thank you for spotting the ad and getting me to enter in the first place...we're not waiting until August.   :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 23, 2011, 05:22:58 PM
Was a washout, IS a washout , Your a mug !

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know.  Will post an explanation for the rest of ya later.   rotflmfao  Sighhhhhhhhhhhh

As for the reason I was being called a mug?  I picked the horses for the competition, but I refused to back most of them with my own money because their odds were so short. Apparently I'd have made a nice wee chunk of change by doing something called an accumulator?  Dunno.  Don't ask me.  I'm not a betting girl.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on March 23, 2011, 05:25:38 PM
Congrats!!

My laptop is a bit old by the way. Just saying...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 23, 2011, 06:16:13 PM
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 23, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
sounds fair enough to me dawn - if you're just having a fun punt with your own money e/w back the longer odds horses innit - don't think it makes you a mug.

and

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on March 23, 2011, 06:59:26 PM
Well done Dawn, delighted!

Buy a lot of cheesecake ingredients with £5k.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on March 23, 2011, 07:00:46 PM
Now just don't go wasting it on lottery tickets.....


well done


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: KarmaDope on March 23, 2011, 08:01:07 PM
I say well done :)

Joobs says get yer arse on the Vegas roster for APAT 2011.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on March 24, 2011, 08:01:10 AM
VWD Laxie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on March 24, 2011, 08:30:15 AM

Oh my - how fantastic!

£5k!

Well done you. I'm surer it's all earmarked, but I know you'll enjoy it.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Acidmouse on March 24, 2011, 08:49:06 AM
wow 5k great! congratz.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 24, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
Cheers all! 

Tikay knows me too well.  I'm not the type to rush out and randomly spend a win.  I tend to think it through first, coming up with a plan for every penny.  Apart from stopping for lunch and buying a lotto ticket, I didn't spend a penny.  Wouldn't have even bothered with the lotto ticket as I don't normally buy them, but my neighbour kind of pushed the idea.  Bridget was disgusted with me.  "Can't believe you didn't do ANY shopping while you were in town!"  I keep telling her I don't like shopping.  She refuses to believe it. 

The kids have surprised me.  They've not asked for anything.  That said, we always make sure they have what they need.  Actually, Sarah did have two requests.  She just wanted to see the money for a start.  Once she had it in her hands, she said with a wee grin, "I've always wanted to throw a pile like this up in the air.  Can I?"  "Go on then, but you can be picking it up after!"  lol

Sinéad's laptop will definitely be bought this week-end.  As it was always the plan to get her one in August, may as well do it now.  I'll use the money I'd been putting away for it towards one of my trips instead. 

Brian got a fit of giggles when he heard I hadn't actually backed most of the horses with my own money.  "Well done ya eejit."  That's my boy.  lol  He's staying at Uni again this week-end to finish off a project.  He'd no special requests, so I'll just surprise him by tossing a wee bit extra into his bank account.  He's home again next week-end.  I'll wait til then to take them out for Sunday dinner to a place we all love but don't get to very often because it's a bit pricey.

And last, but certainly not least...Cassie and Lily are getting the mother load of doggy treats bought for them.  We're hitting the pet superstore when we go lappy shopping.  There aren't any good shops near us for things like that, so as we're making the trip to Tralee, we'll be stocking up big style for them.

Very little in the line of 'bills' to pay, but I'll clear them anyway.  And the rest goes towards my trips...Vegas especially.  Never been there before.  No excuse now.  REALLY looking forward to November!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on March 24, 2011, 02:03:48 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Well Done you. xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: trafficjam on March 24, 2011, 06:59:00 PM
 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; Well done


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 24, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Got a new stock of crickets on Tuesday for the lizard.  They're NOT the silent type.   ;frustrated;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on March 24, 2011, 11:19:32 PM
;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; Well done


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on March 25, 2011, 07:54:22 AM
Got a new stock of crickets on Tuesday for the lizard.  They're NOT the silent type.   ;frustrated;

Sure hope one doesn't escape again. :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 25, 2011, 08:41:32 PM
Tired.com.  Yep.  That's me.  Crickets kicked off the fun, but they don't get all the credit.  Sleep patterns are all over the shop again.  Granted, probably doesn't help that I've the girls trained to send Malc's text if I fall asleep.  So when I woke at 11pm last night thanks to the crickets, I decided to give in and take the meds.  Topped the fire and that was that.  Night night world...or so I thought.

Woke to my own shivering at 3:30am.  The room was freezing!  Fire had died out, but why hadn't Timothy stocked it when he landed home from the pub?  Lights were still on too.  Hmmm.  Checked my phone to find an unread text.  Turns out the pub owner (Martin) had badly injured his knee and Timothy was still with him.  I was needed to get Martin home because he couldn't drive.  Marv...on me way.

Martin's leg wouldn't bend without roars of pain accompanying it.  Home wasn't an option.  He had to go to hospital.  No way was I getting him into the car with his leg all messed up.  Dropped Timothy home and went back to sit with Martin while we waited the hour for an ambulance.  By the time I got home again, it was 7am.  But my day wasn't over yet.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 25, 2011, 09:23:06 PM
"Grand Central Station...how can I help you?"  No word of a lie.  By 10am that's how I was answering the phone.  I was desperate to get sleep, but the whole fecking townland was desperate to find out what happened to Martin.  "How the heck should I know?!  I wasn't there fer feck sake.  Just made sure he got where he needed to be and now I'm trying to get some sleep."  Rinse, repeat...repeatedly.  Eventually I stopped answering the phone.  That'll learn 'em. 

Not so much as it happens.  Only one who learned anything was me. 

Free tip for today - When yer hoping to get sleep and refusing to answer yer phone...it's a pretty good idea to lock yer front door.  I finally copped it...four visitors later.  Sighhhhhh.  By then, the girls were due in from school any minute.  I'd promised Sinéad we'd go lappy shopping when they got home and a promise is a promise. 

Oh damn!  Speaking of promises, I told Martin I'd do the banking for the pub today too.  Luckily I thought of it before we were on the road to Tralee or he'd have been proper stuffed for the week-end.  On the plus side, he phoned to say it's just a bad sprain so he'll live.

Banking done, lappy & dog treats bought and girls dropped to their nights out.  Phew.  I'm currently sat by the fire in a quiet house with the dogs by my side.  They're sound asleep.  Must be nice.  All going well, I'll follow suit soon.

Here's to a relaxing week-end for everyone.  x



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 01:41:24 PM
Spoke too soon.  Bridget and Sean landed right after I posted and were here till late.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 01:51:39 PM
Today I've got the house to myself again.  Won't get up to too much as I'm still on doctor's orders to 'chill'.  But it's too nice a day to be sat inside, so I'll mostly be doing some gardening.  Lily and Cassie like hanging out on gardening days because it generally ends in a full on grooming session for the pair of them.  All going well, I'll get a bit of a tan out there too.  Win win all around. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 10:58:17 PM
Not sure if it was Murphy's Law, Confucius or Mother Nature having the laugh, but clouds were hiding the sun the minute I stepped foot outside.  Tanning mission failed miserably.  Bit of gardening and dog grooming successful though.  I live in Ireland ffs.  Don't know why I thought a tan was gonna happen today.  Think it's time to renew my tanning sessions in the salon. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 26, 2011, 11:00:38 PM
Not sure if it was Murphy's Law, Confucius or Mother Nature having the laugh, but clouds were hiding the sun the minute I stepped foot outside.  Tanning mission failed miserably.  Bit of gardening and dog grooming successful though.  I live in Ireland ffs.  Don't know why I thought a tan was gonna happen today.  Think it's time to renew my tanning sessions in the salon. 

give it a chance - it's only a week or so since you had snow!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on March 26, 2011, 11:05:13 PM
weather in london was amazing today


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 11:12:40 PM
Not sure if it was Murphy's Law, Confucius or Mother Nature having the laugh, but clouds were hiding the sun the minute I stepped foot outside.  Tanning mission failed miserably.  Bit of gardening and dog grooming successful though.  I live in Ireland ffs.  Don't know why I thought a tan was gonna happen today.  Think it's time to renew my tanning sessions in the salon. 

give it a chance - it's only a week or so since you had snow!

 rotflmfao  You have a point.  There's something about where we live.  20 minutes over the road and the sun could be splitting the stones.  That said, 20 minutes the other way is usually pissing out of the heavens.  Meanwhile it's just cloudy here.  'Glass half full' and all that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
weather in london was amazing today

For an ok Lad, you can be pretty evil sometimes.  Just sayin'....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 26, 2011, 11:16:02 PM
weather in london was amazing today

how was your solider thing?

(apologies for thread hijack but the hot choc diary seems to have died)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 11:17:12 PM
weather in london was amazing today

how was your solider thing?

(apologies for thread hijack but the hot choc diary seems to have died)

He did a soldier thing?  Hijack permitted because I'm slightly intrigued now.  Just kind of, mind.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 11:38:36 PM
One of the things I'd contemplated with the recent win was playing a couple of side events at the Irish Open in a few weeks time.  Always wanted to play the main event, but being realistic and all.  Plan was to play the Ladies event and possibly the Omaha as I knew the main's buy in was well out of reach.  Refuse to go into debt over poker.  Well I nearly fecking choked!  Ladies event is €330 and Omaha is €750!!!  lololololol 

I play local €20 pubs games maybe once every 6 or 8 weeks.  The occasional live £75 APAT event is HUGE for me.  Much prefer the APAT's which is why I don't play local pub tourneys very often now.  Save the few bob by staying away from the pub games and spend it on travel and expenses for those instead.  Thought I was being proper balla (by my standards) spending maybe €300 between the two buy ins in Dublin.  Didn't know that amount wouldn't even cover one of them.  Blimey. 

Ah well.  As it happens, APAT has an event on the same week-end in Newcastle.  No offence to people living there, but I genuinely can't stand the place.  That said, the buy in and the company make up for the town.  Newcastle it is then.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 26, 2011, 11:42:46 PM
Lizard not holding it's weight.  Far too many noisy crickets still alive.  Would a shotgun be considered a bit harsh?  For the crickets obv...not the lizard.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on March 27, 2011, 12:14:19 AM
weather in london was amazing today

how was your solider thing?

(apologies for thread hijack but the hot choc diary seems to have died)

it was awesome. I got a medal, gonna get another one tomorrow if I get up for me run. I'll throw some pics up on fb tomorrow but basic summary of what we did

-ran around old eurostar terminal at waterloo, pretty cool as it's basically now just a huge abandoned train station, half of it in darkness which was a bit spooky. went on the old track on the roof, weren't supposed to but we got a bit lost
-treasure hunt thingy on hms belfast, can't believe how lost it's possible to get on a boat
-inflatable assault course in moat at tower of london
-climbed big slippery wall outside st paul's
-climbed cargo nets slung over the giant artillery guns outside imperial war museum
-went in trenches exhibit in imp. war museum, not really sure why though
-boris biking in an abandoned car park
-paintball in waterloo station
-indoor climbing wall
-abseiling down the oval

think that just about covers it. lots of running in between means I'm very achy and not at all prepared for the 10k run I've gotta do in 7 hours


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 27, 2011, 12:21:31 AM
weather in london was amazing today

how was your solider thing?

(apologies for thread hijack but the hot choc diary seems to have died)

it was awesome. I got a medal, gonna get another one tomorrow if I get up for me run. I'll throw some pics up on fb tomorrow but basic summary of what we did

-ran around old eurostar terminal at waterloo, pretty cool as it's basically now just a huge abandoned train station, half of it in darkness which was a bit spooky. went on the old track on the roof, weren't supposed to but we got a bit lost
-treasure hunt thingy on hms belfast, can't believe how lost it's possible to get on a boat
-inflatable assault course in moat at tower of london
-climbed big slippery wall outside st paul's
-climbed cargo nets slung over the giant artillery guns outside imperial war museum
-went in trenches exhibit in imp. war museum, not really sure why though
-boris biking in an abandoned car park
-paintball in waterloo station
-indoor climbing wall
-abseiling down the oval

think that just about covers it. lots of running in between means I'm very achy and not at all prepared for the 10k run I've gotta do in 7 hours

Treasure hunt sounds well cool.  Biking - yeah...I'd do that.  Slippery wall - maybe.  Net climbing - possibly.  The rest sounds too painful.   Feck that says I.  But kudos to the organisers for the treasure hunt bit.

Good luck with the 10k run.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 27, 2011, 02:15:42 AM
weather in london was amazing today

how was your solider thing?

(apologies for thread hijack but the hot choc diary seems to have died)

it was awesome. I got a medal, gonna get another one tomorrow if I get up for me run. I'll throw some pics up on fb tomorrow but basic summary of what we did

-ran around old eurostar terminal at waterloo, pretty cool as it's basically now just a huge abandoned train station, half of it in darkness which was a bit spooky. went on the old track on the roof, weren't supposed to but we got a bit lost
-treasure hunt thingy on hms belfast, can't believe how lost it's possible to get on a boat
-inflatable assault course in moat at tower of london
-climbed big slippery wall outside st paul's
-climbed cargo nets slung over the giant artillery guns outside imperial war museum
-went in trenches exhibit in imp. war museum, not really sure why though
-boris biking in an abandoned car park
-paintball in waterloo station
-indoor climbing wall
-abseiling down the oval

think that just about covers it. lots of running in between means I'm very achy and not at all prepared for the 10k run I've gotta do in 7 hours

Treasure hunt sounds well cool.  Biking - yeah...I'd do that.  Slippery wall - maybe.  Net climbing - possibly.  The rest sounds too painful.   Feck that says I.  But kudos to the organisers for the treasure hunt bit.

Good luck with the 10k run.  lol

it all sounds good apart from the running in between bits


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 27, 2011, 02:56:14 AM
I've said it to anyone who ever brings up the topic, but going to post it here for good measure.  Can't stand funerals.  Just can't.  Rule is, 'If I don't know, I don't go'.  Granted, if it's relation of someone close to me, I'll go. 

So with that said, this is what I want if I kick it.  Just need to ring Bulmers to confirm. 

I'm to be cremated and shoved in a jumbo cider bottle (hence the Bulmers confirmation).  They can do what they like for the ceremony, but it damn well better involve one hell of a disco followed by an all night mega house party.  At any time after 6am, I expect the gang of pissheads to carry me to the local river and send me floating.  Would have said the ocean (an hour away) but can't think of anyone who would be minus drink to get us there.  Being realistic and all, the river will do.  They can walk there to get the job done. 

And I swear I'll haunt the feckers of they don't follow those instructions.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 27, 2011, 05:53:41 AM
Hmmmmm....how to start?  Suppose there's no feck arsing around really.  I'm nervous.  Thought the only thing ever got to me was heights (and they well and truly get me), but turns out they aren't the only thing.

Cancer.  It's a big bad six letter word.  I've already been down that road twice and beat it, but how many times do you hit it before mother nature tells ya to feck off?  I'm being tested again on Wednesday for a third round of it.  Marv.  The tests they're going to put me through basically suck and I'm totally not looking forward to it. 

But then I sit back and think of Reece.  And how dare I complain.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on March 27, 2011, 10:30:59 AM
Hmmmmm....how to start?  Suppose there's no feck arsing around really.  I'm nervous.  Thought the only thing ever got to me was heights (and they well and truly get me), but turns out they aren't the only thing.

Cancer.  It's a big bad six letter word.  I've already been down that road twice and beat it, but how many times do you hit it before mother nature tells ya to feck off?  I'm being tested again on Wednesday for a third round of it.  Marv.  The tests they're going to put me through basically suck and I'm totally not looking forward to it. 

But then I sit back and think of Reece.  And how dare I complain.

Good luck on Wednesday. I will be funking for you, and if I've accrued any good karma, I will be sending it your way.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 27, 2011, 10:40:07 AM
Hmmmmm....how to start?  Suppose there's no feck arsing around really.  I'm nervous.  Thought the only thing ever got to me was heights (and they well and truly get me), but turns out they aren't the only thing.

Cancer.  It's a big bad six letter word.  I've already been down that road twice and beat it, but how many times do you hit it before mother nature tells ya to feck off?  I'm being tested again on Wednesday for a third round of it.  Marv.  The tests they're going to put me through basically suck and I'm totally not looking forward to it. 

But then I sit back and think of Reece.  And how dare I complain.

Good luck on Wednesday. I will be funking for you, and if I've accrued any good karma, I will be sending it your way.

+1

xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on March 27, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
Think positive Dawn.  As you know I too have recently been through all this The tests , although a little uncomfortable aren't too bad. Apparently women cope with them better than men they told Mr.  Heaven knows why lol. So chin up or maybe bottoms up Xxxxxx.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on March 27, 2011, 10:41:00 PM
Hmmmmm....how to start?  Suppose there's no feck arsing around really.  I'm nervous.  Thought the only thing ever got to me was heights (and they well and truly get me), but turns out they aren't the only thing.

Cancer.  It's a big bad six letter word.  I've already been down that road twice and beat it, but how many times do you hit it before mother nature tells ya to feck off?  I'm being tested again on Wednesday for a third round of it.  Marv.  The tests they're going to put me through basically suck and I'm totally not looking forward to it. 

But then I sit back and think of Reece.  And how dare I complain.

Good luck on Wednesday. I will be funking for you, and if I've accrued any good karma, I will be sending it your way.

+1

xxx

Rooting for you x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on March 28, 2011, 11:09:33 AM
Hmmmmm....how to start?  Suppose there's no feck arsing around really.  I'm nervous.  Thought the only thing ever got to me was heights (and they well and truly get me), but turns out they aren't the only thing.

Cancer.  It's a big bad six letter word.  I've already been down that road twice and beat it, but how many times do you hit it before mother nature tells ya to feck off?  I'm being tested again on Wednesday for a third round of it.  Marv.  The tests they're going to put me through basically suck and I'm totally not looking forward to it. 

But then I sit back and think of Reece.  And how dare I complain.

Good luck on Wednesday. I will be funking for you, and if I've accrued any good karma, I will be sending it your way.

+1

xxx

Rooting for you x

Very much this. GL Laxie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 28, 2011, 12:53:06 PM
Cheers all.  xx

Was a bit of a hop getting a 3 page letter in the post from the doc.  I'd no idea that's what I was being screened for because the GP kept that bit quiet when I was with her.  After a couple of days getting used to the idea, I'm not actually afraid of the results to be honest.  Managed to beat it before and it's not the end of the world if I have to do it again.  I've just been a wimp about the tests.  Such a bloke sometimes.  lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 28, 2011, 01:02:07 PM
Probably better off posting this in Tikay's diary as more people would see it, but gonna do it here anyway.  Woodsey posted a well cool video.  He's always at it posting random cool links to stuff.  Not sure how he finds them all, but anyway.  Check this out when ya have a spare five minutes...

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=52585.msg1342420#msg1342420

Reckon he should start a thread of his own with all the things he finds on the net.  Would be a good 'un.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on March 28, 2011, 03:40:12 PM
No one would read it though... ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 30, 2011, 10:29:57 PM
WARNING - Possibly not for the squeamish!!! 

Well, that was interesting.  Got to see some of me insides right up on the telly.  Went where they could without knocking me out and all was crystal clear.  This is most excellent news in that at least half of me is grand. 

Unfortunately their wee camera could only go so far.  Not long enough to do a full scope apparently.  Pity.  Kinda figured as I was handling it so well, they'd just carry on and do the lot.  She may have been joking, but when I said that to the tech Chick, she laughed and replied "You've been so calm, I wouldn't hesitate to carry on if I had the right equipment."  Marv.

Ah well.  They want me back again for a full jobbie as they couldn't find any problems in the 'half' version.  Must drink some thing or other the day before.  Least that's what I think she said.  They're sending me an instructions letter for the drink along with the next appointment date in the post.

When's the next appointment?  Initially I was told in the next two to three weeks.  Quick run of dates in me head, "I was hoping to go to Newcastle from the 21st of April for a few days.  Don't suppose that's still possible?" 

"We'll make it possible.  Book your trip and I'll sort your appointment for right after you get back."

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - APAT Newcastle...here I come!!!  No point sitting round stewing about things when I can get out and have a laugh with friends. 

At least now I'm not worried about the next round of tests as I know what to expect.  Mo was bang on.  It's uncomfortable, but doesn't hurt as such.  Results are a thing of nothing now.  I've it in me head everything's going to be ok...and that's half the battle won right there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on March 30, 2011, 10:33:36 PM
Barium?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 30, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Barium?

That's the one.  Rumour has it, it's yucky.  But I've the constitution of an ox so yucky shouldn't be too much trouble.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on March 30, 2011, 10:40:34 PM
Brilliant news Dawn!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on March 30, 2011, 10:42:03 PM
Brilliant news Dawn!

what jacky said

xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 30, 2011, 10:45:24 PM
Barium?

That's the one.  Rumour has it, it's yucky.  But I've the constitution of an ox so yucky shouldn't be too much trouble.

Actually...I lied.   rotflmfao  Just checked the prescription for the drink thingy and it's picolax.  I'm to drink it the day before according to the website I just stumbled on to.  Not having a CT scan.  That would be MILES too easy.  lol  Nope...having a full on camera jobbie done. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on March 30, 2011, 11:40:46 PM
Barium?

That's the one.  Rumour has it, it's yucky.  But I've the constitution of an ox so yucky shouldn't be too much trouble.

Actually...I lied.   rotflmfao  Just checked the prescription for the drink thingy and it's picolax.  I'm to drink it the day before according to the website I just stumbled on to.  Not having a CT scan.  That would be MILES too easy.  lol  Nope...having a full on camera jobbie done. 

So, essentially they are clearing the path then.....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2011, 12:13:30 AM
Barium?

That's the one.  Rumour has it, it's yucky.  But I've the constitution of an ox so yucky shouldn't be too much trouble.

Actually...I lied.   rotflmfao  Just checked the prescription for the drink thingy and it's picolax.  I'm to drink it the day before according to the website I just stumbled on to.  Not having a CT scan.  That would be MILES too easy.  lol  Nope...having a full on camera jobbie done. 

So, essentially they are clearing the path then.....

Well and truly from what I've read.  Good job I don't work.  It's suggested you take the afternoon off if ya have a job.  Also good that I have tearing road up the stairs for the loo between poker hands down to a fine art.  Means I've half a chance of getting there in time. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on March 31, 2011, 12:18:14 AM
WARNING - Possibly not for the squeamish!!! 

Well, that was interesting.  Got to see some of me insides right up on the telly.  Went where they could without knocking me out and all was crystal clear.  This is most excellent news in that at least half of me is grand. 

Unfortunately their wee camera could only go so far.  Not long enough to do a full scope apparently.  Pity.  Kinda figured as I was handling it so well, they'd just carry on and do the lot.  She may have been joking, but when I said that to the tech Chick, she laughed and replied "You've been so calm, I wouldn't hesitate to carry on if I had the right equipment."  Marv.

Ah well.  They want me back again for a full jobbie as they couldn't find any problems in the 'half' version.  Must drink some thing or other the day before.  Least that's what I think she said.  They're sending me an instructions letter for the drink along with the next appointment date in the post.

When's the next appointment?  Initially I was told in the next two to three weeks.  Quick run of dates in me head, "I was hoping to go to Newcastle from the 21st of April for a few days.  Don't suppose that's still possible?" 

"We'll make it possible.  Book your trip and I'll sort your appointment for right after you get back."

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - APAT Newcastle...here I come!!!  No point sitting round stewing about things when I can get out and have a laugh with friends. 

At least now I'm not worried about the next round of tests as I know what to expect.  Mo was bang on.  It's uncomfortable, but doesn't hurt as such.  Results are a thing of nothing now.  I've it in me head everything's going to be ok...and that's half the battle won right there.

Nice one Dawn. The next one when you drink the posted liquids, you also get a little needle to relax the bowel so to speak half way through. plus they tilt you around on a motion bed lol...Tea n Biscuits after but I didn't hang round for them. Great news, pleased for you. xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2011, 12:25:39 AM
Motion bed and wee needle?!  WTF?!  FFS!  Was just getting me head round the idea of an extra long camera wire.  Ah well.  Last bit wasn't as bad as I'd expected, so - thing of nothing.  Will just keep telling meself that.  Thing of nothing.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on March 31, 2011, 12:31:10 AM
Now that I've been given the nod to book it, I'm off!!!  Catch being - Jet2 only fly to/from Cork/Newcastle on Fridays and Sundays. 

"Oooooooooh Gerrrrrrrrr.  When ya going to Newcastle?" 

"Leaning to Thursday.  Why?" 

Gave him my reasons for asking and got back...."I will be going Thursday then - Jeez woman."

I really do adore that man.  He's surely due a medal of some sort for putting up with me all this time.  But to put up with me during a 3 hour drive...each way?  Sainthood imo.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 03:38:47 AM
Motion bed and wee needle?!  WTF?!  FFS!  Was just getting me head round the idea of an extra long camera wire.  Ah well.  Last bit wasn't as bad as I'd expected, so - thing of nothing.  Will just keep telling meself that.  Thing of nothing.  xx

Worry not. The proceedure is not that bad though you do get a tad windy bloaty poopbum afterwards which is a bit embarrassing..on the plus side you do get to see into the uppertopside of yer gut which is erm...interesting ;)

Enjoy Newcastle and feck the rest, it shall be dealt with upon your return from the castle of New of which you shall be wielding with a mighty fecking glass effigy and a few tortoise in your handbag!!

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Show NFP what it's all about

xxxxxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2011, 09:16:46 AM
Going to dig out the lotto ticket I bought last week for a check.  Reckon today's the perfect day to discover a win because nobody would believe ya when ya tell them.  And in return, they can't give out to ya for not telling them a couple of months down the line when yer off on a holiday.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: leethefish on April 01, 2011, 09:34:10 AM
i honest hope its a winner  gl


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 06, 2011, 03:35:16 PM
Well, didn't win the lotto (obv rigged)  so I suppose will have a go at the golf and the Grand National instead to pass the time away.

Masters dark horse picks for a wee each way are:

R Allenby
I Poulter
P Harrington
Y-E Yang (added late purely for fun to join the forum sweat)

And for the Grand National we've got this lot on wee each ways:

Bigfella Thanks
Oscar Time
Backstage
The Midnight Club

I feel a week-end thrown in front of the telly coming on.  Nothing new there then.  rotflmfao



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2011, 05:48:31 PM
Willie Twiston-Davies and Baby Run - what a great run they had!!!  After the fall he had in Cheltenham it was awesome to see the pair come back and crush their race today.  I was on Boxer George e/w but found meself willing Baby Run FTW.  Just sooooo delighted they got there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 07, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
As for Denman?  Would have been great to see Ruby get the hat trick today, but it takes two to cross the line.  I'm not sure how anyone could see their way to a bookie with 50k in backing!  That was someone with more money than sense.  Pure madness imo.  Denman's a Cheltenham horse but doesn't like Aintree.  Sure, I'm just a chick who hasn't a clue...but I do believe horses can be a bit like people sometimes.  If they don't like a track, they ain't winning on that track.  Doesn't matter how good they are everywhere else.   

You can say it's all hindsight talk here, but I put three locals off placing bets on Denman earlier today.  Almost left the last one place the bet because I was worn from repeating meself, but luckily she gave it up in the end.  As it happens, I'd Nacarat (LOVE greys!!!) & Carole's Legacy on wee e/w's for that one.  Hope the rest of you had a good day at the races.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 08, 2011, 11:51:04 AM
Barium?

Another two page letter just landed in the post.  You were right after all.  Nothing like what I thought was happening, but nvm.  Not til August so no need to worry about it for now.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2011, 12:07:27 PM
It'll be a walk in the park for you Dawn, so to speak. Although walking in a park doesn't usually involve barium meals and things being shoved in places they usually aren't.  Unless you go to certain parks that is.  Not really sure what my point was now...I remember Snoopy writing a post ages ago about a fox in a park. I don't know if that was one of those parks or not...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2011, 12:15:22 PM
Found it.

Snoopy escapes mauling (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=28808.0)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Well, it's nearly that time.  The Grand National kicks off in 5 minutes.  I've stayed with my picks from the other day having the usual wee e/w bets. 

Bigfella Thanks
Oscar Time
Backstage
The Midnight Club

Not putting anything on the blonde sweeps horse (Santa's Son) as odds are just silly and so is the horse. 

Decided to have a wee e/w on my APAT sweeps horse (Hello Bud) because Bridget's cat Bud calls to the window all the time and that's what I say when he calls.

Sarah's picked a total outsider because she likes the jockey and who am I to argue?   rotflmfao  So a wee e/w on Or Noir De Somoza for her.

Good luck everyone!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 06:04:18 PM
[ ] That went well.  Got a few back for 2nd, but the rest couldn't manage to get into it.  Just glad they got across the line.  Some weren't so lucky.

Didn't actually enjoy watching that race at all.  Not because my picks weren't so hot, but because I hate to see them fall.  A good few hit the dirt hard.  Falls are bad enough, but to find out two of the horses died really bites.  Takes all the enjoyment out of it regardless of who wins.

Ah well.  Galway races to come and then it's over in this house until next year's Cheltenham. 

Bring on the GAA season.  I won't put bets on it, but has to be Cork FTW!!! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 06:45:45 PM
It'll be a walk in the park for you Dawn, so to speak. Although walking in a park doesn't usually involve barium meals and things being shoved in places they usually aren't.  Unless you go to certain parks that is.  Not really sure what my point was now...I remember Snoopy writing a post ages ago about a fox in a park. I don't know if that was one of those parks or not...

Even a few days later - this post still has me giggling every time I read it.   rotflmfao 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on April 09, 2011, 09:14:45 PM
My kids discovered a Coventry City Duck in my bedroom

I have been disowned

Cheers Dawn


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 09:17:31 PM
My kids discovered a Coventry City Duck in my bedroom

I have been disowned

Cheers Dawn

 rotflmfao  Did ya not 'splain what it was doing there?  Tell them it's all about the duck and the colour of it's shirt...nothing at all to do with a team as such. 

PS  I owe ya one.   ;) :-*


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 09:41:12 PM
Bridget has been on a proper roll lately.  Today she was cheering on a horse that was running well...minus it's jockey.  So I turned to her and asked what she was at. 

"I think it would be great if the horse still went on to win the race.  What happens in a case like that?"

"Eh?  Nothing happens.  Need the pair to cross the line together or it doesn't count."

"Well that just BS!  Why should the horse be penalised just because the jockey couldn't hang on?  It IS a horse race after all.  Jockey doesn't get them over the line...the horse does." 

She was raging over this newly discovered fact for the next 10 minutes and in the end decided she wouldn't watch any more races as it wasn't fair.

Yep....welcome to my world.     


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 09:58:27 PM
Last night we went to a charity pub quiz.  Well, technically Bridget and I weren't meant to go.  Her boyfriend was on a team with Timothy and two other Lads, but one of the Lads had to pull out last minute and the other Lad was pretty well tanked from drinking all afternoon. 

All the week Bridget was annoyed that they'd never asked us to be on the team.  Truth be told, I knew they weren't too keen on having Bridget on the team.  She's lovely and heart of gold, but not the brightest bulb in the pack.  Needed to take her mind off it so I suggested we hang out watching movies with a bottle of wine at mine while they were gone. 

Next thing the Lads got the news of the team drop out and pisshead.  Texts were gong to and fro trying to sort at least one other person for the team to no avail.  They were screwed.  Sean (Bridget's boyfriend) sent a text to Timothy asking him to see if I would fill in.  Timothy joked saying Bridget would want in too and maybe they'd be given a handicap by the judges for allowing her.  Timothy thought it was hysterical.  Sean did too.

Bridget wasn't at all pleased.  "Well that bollocks!  I'll give him what for...."  She starts furiously typing out a text to him, stops mid rant, turns to Sean and says..."How do you spell handicap?"


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 09, 2011, 10:10:15 PM
In the end, we made it to next week's final - despite her best attempts to scupper us.  One of the questions was 'How many times had Liz Taylor been married?'  Luckily we covered the topic on blonde a few weeks ago, but I needed to think back.  The Lads hadn't a clue and were looking to me for the answer. 

"Give me a sec.  Was either 7 or 8 but I need to think a minute.  Yeah...it was 8." 

So they wrote that down about the time Bridget landed on the scene.  She was hell bent on being involved and said I was wrong.  The answer was very definitely 7 because she'd read it in a magazine the other day.  Since I'd dithered first day, the Lads crossed out my correct answer and went with hers.  Well done Bridget.  Next week should be interesting. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 12, 2011, 04:23:47 PM
Gutted.  Well and truly.  The vet has said Lily's tumour in the belly wasn't anything major to worry about, but the lump in her mouth was cancer protruding from her jaw bone.  Once it's in the bones at all, it's good game doggy.  Sigh. 

We got a bit of a hop with the news.  Mainly because Lily hasn't seemed at all 'sickly'.  Loads of energy and her usual cheeky self around the place.  To be fair, she's been beating the odds for a few years now.  Her mom didn't make it past the age of 8 and the last of her siblings didn't make it past 9.  Lily will be 12 next month.   

We're to mash up her food from now on as it's difficult for her to chew with the lump in her mouth and basically just keep an eye on her.  Mashing the food up has been pretty comical because she always ends up with this bit of mush stuck to the tip of her nose that she can't reach to lick off.  If Cassie doesn't get to it first, one of us has to give her a wipe with a bit of tissue or she looks like a right eejit. 

When she starts to go downhill any bit, we'll have to make the tough call to have her put down so she doesn't go through unnecessary pain.  And obviously we'll be spoiling her rotten for whatever time we have left with her.

Cassie's been glued to her at the hip.  Almost like she knows her friend is on the way out.  She's even been sharing her blanket by the fire with Lily - which was never the case before.  The next few weeks are going to be odd.  We've decided we'll do whatever we can to just enjoy our time with her besides pouting all the time about losing our friend.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Eck on April 12, 2011, 04:29:37 PM
Really sorry that is so sad, but think you are right about the dogs knowing something isn't right had a similar thing with my boxers.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on April 12, 2011, 04:33:34 PM
Sorry to hear that Laxie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on April 12, 2011, 04:34:27 PM
Sad times. 12 is a really good age though when you look at that family history


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on April 12, 2011, 04:54:59 PM
Bugger. I'm sorry to hear this.

I know it doesn't really need saying, but I'll say it anyway. Don't leave it too long.....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 12, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
Bugger. I'm sorry to hear this.

I know it doesn't really need saying, but I'll say it anyway. Don't leave it too long.....

I know.  We all know.  We've been struggling with how to decide when it's been long enough.  I'm not keen on waiting until she's 'poorly' because that can't feel great for her and would be selfish by us.   

They've the next couple of weeks off for Easter and I'm pretty much decided they should enjoy that time with her - if time permits. 

Might seem strange, but I count us as lucky really.  We've had more years with her than expected and we've got a bit of advance warning that the end is near.  'Tough talk' for now...I'll be a blubbering idiot when that day comes.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on April 12, 2011, 10:04:49 PM
It's so hard saying goodbye to a loved pet. A cliché, but like losing a member of the family.

Was hoping to meet her in May, that looks unlikely now I spose but you never know. Give her a rub from me though x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on April 12, 2011, 10:12:37 PM
:( sorry to hear about Lily x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on April 12, 2011, 10:33:06 PM
:( sorry to hear about Lily x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on April 14, 2011, 04:30:56 PM

So sorry Dawn xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on April 14, 2011, 04:42:55 PM

Dawn,

Ugly news about Lily, I'm so sorry to hear that. I know you'll do the right thing, though.

Bear up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 15, 2011, 12:49:05 AM
{{{HUGS}}} to the lot of ya.  and xx too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 15, 2011, 01:28:30 AM
Today was a busy one.  Mainly because the next week's going to be proper manic altogether.  The Brooklyn in-laws land on Sunday.  Dunno how it is in the rest of the world, but standard routine in Ireland when you've visitors on the way, is to run around like a headless chicken.  You clean things ya haven't looked at or used in at least 6 months, paint walls that don't necessarily need painting and buy in shite ya don't half need.  All because the visitors are on the way.  As a result, I've lost all me nails I'd worked so hard to grow.  But there's not much left I could possibly clean so I suppose that's the upside of it. 

I'm off to Newcastle next week and due to land at Ger's on Wednesday.  Hitching a ride with him to Newcastle on Thursday where we'll meet up with the rest of the APAT crew for the team event.  We're playing for the Irish team and really looking forward to it.  Won't be home again until the following Monday. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 15, 2011, 01:43:23 AM
So today was my one and only chance to get to 'town' (aka Killarney) for some shopping and errands.  The crew had their usual mile long list for me to get through and I'd a hair appointment at 4:30.  Plan was to head off at noon giving me plenty of time for all.  Great plan in theory and only for Cassie, it wouldn't have come even close to happening.  Although I was giving Bridget the credit for waking me initially.

The girls put Cassie and Lily out the back each morning before heading to school.  Normally I lounge around until the house is empty then get up, make breakfast and let the dogs back in.  Only this morning I went into a coma the minute they walked out the door.  I was in one of those proper deep sleeps where ya think real life is part of yer dream at first.  Cassie went mental over some cows in the back field and in my dosed state I somehow confused her barking with Bridget shouting from downstairs for me to get up. 

"Oh crap!  Thanks for waking me!  On me way down now." says I...

to nobody in particular.   rotflmfao

It was 11am at that stage and I was well behind schedule.  Cheers Cassie...I owe ya one!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2011, 03:53:44 AM
I sorted all the family errands.  The first was never going to be easy.  Sarah was looking for an upgrade of her mobile as a birthday gift.  Not a huge thing in itself, but I'd also to sort out the replacement phone for the one Brian lost in a drunken night out at uni.  He lost his wallet that night too, but I only found out two weeks ago with the art of cagey questioning.  Mothers can always smell a rat.  

Anyway, because the phone was one of mine and still insured, they gave a free replacement the other day.  Apparently the replacement's a €500 phone.  I paid €50 for his standby phone.  He can be keeping that because there's sweet feck all chance he's getting a €500 phone to lose on another drunken night out.  Unlucky man...run better next time.  Will hold on to the new phone til I lose me own.  Makes perfect sense imo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2011, 04:08:27 AM
The shopping side of things I blame on Kinboshi.  He posted about his race day temperature issues saying it would be 20 in London while he runs the marathon.  I went into a panic saying I needed a few summery tops for that sort of weather.  Reluctantly I hit the shops looking for summery tops.  As it turns out, I found a few.  They're not great, but they'll do.

Then I walked past a shop called 'B Young'.  They'd lovely stuff in the window and lots more lovely hanging on the racks.  Except that they reckon once you've had a few kids you no longer qualify as young.  Don't dare show up in that place with any sort of hips or chest acreage.  I've finally figured out once you've that going for ya, yer expected to dress like a 60 year old with a cane.  Because those are the only clothes fit ya.  'Be Anorexic' is what they should be calling it.  But then who am I to say?  I'm an old hag with 3 kids, no body and no clue.  At least I eat well.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2011, 04:13:58 AM
So why was the shopping trip a mistake?  Because Kin was reporting on London temps and I'll be in fecking Newcastle.  Next stop Alaska imo.  Sure am glad I bought summery tops.  Still going to wear them because I'm stubborn.  But now I need to go find some sort of jacket or hoody to wear with the lot for when it's bloody freezing.  That means more shopping.  Marv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2011, 04:27:06 AM
Lily and I had a chat tonight.  Ok, that's prolly not how it went, but the idea is there.  I mostly chatted to her a goodly bit.  Told her I know she's not well and to please let me know when it's got to be too much for her.  Normally when we have our random chats, she gives me a dopey look and walks away.  Tonight she stayed put staring me in the eyes and I knew we were nearing the end.  She knows she's screwed and she doesn't want to hurt but she didn't want to upset us either.

Was talking to the guy we got her from all those years back and he said we'd know.  He had the mother and the oldest of the siblings so he knew how they'd gone downhill.  He told me once she loses energy and can't be arsed to do much, it's time to let her go.  I'm of two minds.  We know it's got to happen at some point.  So does it make sense to wait until she has no interest in fighting any more?  Surely she has to be in pain to say she's got to that stage.  And that's what I'm hoping to avoid.  I've told him we'd be happy to have her during the Easter holidays and anything beyond that is a bonus, but I'm not waiting it out to see her in pain.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2011, 05:18:54 AM
11 years ago I was new to Knocknagree.  A wee terrier was stranded around the village and nobody seemed to give a toss.  Poor thing was miles since his last feed and badly in need of care as far as I was concerned.  So we took him in. 

Everyone thought we were crazy.  I took Max (that's what I called him) down to the vet for his shots and fed him like a king.  Walked him every day regardless of the weather.  He was lovely with the kids so I saw no reason not to call him our own.   Except the little fecker took off running the first time the front door was left open and we never saw him again.

Fast forward a few weeks later.  This totally mental guy called Mike (abso genius, but deffo mental) approached me.  He'd a litter of pedigree Old English Sheep Dog pups.  They were six months old and he'd sold off all but Lily.  Nobody wanted her as she'd one blue eye and one brown eye.  That's considered very bad in pedigree lines apparently.  Anyway, he reckoned if I was that caring with a totally random stray, I'd surely give Lily a good home and he offered her to us for free.  No strings.  Just love her.

I'd an Old English growing up and she was me best and only friend at the time.  When Mike offered Lily to us, I didn't hesitate.  Timothy wasn't well pleased.  We've a small house with 3 kids and here I was bringing a fairly large dog into the mix.  There was no debate because I didn't even bother to ask.  Lily was coming home to us. 

When she first landed, she was abso terrified.  No wonder.  She'd spent the first six months of her life in the comfort of her mother and sister.  Now she had no idea who she was with or where she stood.  For the first week I slept downstairs with her.  The second week I dragged her up and showed her where my side of the bed was.  And that's where she slept for the next 10 years.





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 16, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
We live in the 'busy' part of the village.  There were 20 kids growing up here at the same time.  And Lily minded the lot.  She's a 'herding' breed and that's just what she did.  When I'd take the kids and their friends up to the field with Lily, she'd make sure they never got too far away.  I knew what she was at, but the kids thought she was playing a game of 'tag'.  When she'd round up one of them, the rest would shout to the poor misfortune, "You're it!" 

They loved her for getting involved and she just loved them for being loved. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 19, 2011, 03:44:06 PM
All house laundry nearly done and they've been given strict instructions not to leave a full lot of it for me when I get back.  No reason why they can't do one wee load a day to help keep on top of it.  Not holding out huge hope, but I've put the memo out there...fingers crossed.

Packing nearly done too.  As I'm checking a bag this trip I can pack way more than I'll actually need.  It's the old 'just in case' syndrome.  Gets me every time.

Next I must print off flights tickets which will be of abso no use when I get to the airport because their scanner is never able to read my printer copies.  Yes, I'll mention this at check in during my first visit of the day.  And they'll duly ignore me.  I'll check my bag, head up for security and be refused entry because their scanner can't read my ticket.  No shit.  Then they'll send me back down to the check in desk to be issued a hand written ticket.  Cheers.

When I head back to check in to collect what I told them I'd need in the first place, they'll greet me with a smile and write out said ticket without hassle.  Truth be told, deep down they're probably laughing hysterically and trying to muzzle their amusement.  They know I've still to get through security - and we all know how well I do with that!

While I was typing all of this out, it occurred to me I've no idea where my passport's stashed at the minute.  With all the cleaning done around here in the last week, I would have thought I'd stumble across it at one point or another.  Damn.  That's just hit top of the 'to do' list.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 19, 2011, 04:31:05 PM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - passport found!!!  [ ] never in doubt.   rotflmfao

Was tearing round the place looking for it when Sinéad walked in. 

"Mom, what are ya doing?  Yer like something possessed." 

"I'm trying to find me fecking passport!"

A minute or two later, she arrives with the passport.  "This one?" 

Last week when I was tidying the house, I grabbed hold of the passport and put it in a safe place.  But I made a point of telling Sinéad where that place was in case I forgot.  Good job someone around here was paying attention at the time, because I sure as heck wasn't.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 19, 2011, 06:01:19 PM
Tomorrow night's dinner in the oven now.  Stocked up on groceries for the crew and dog food for Lily and Cassie.  That'll hold the lot over while I'm gone.  Just need to do a bit of ironing and I'm good to go tomorrow.  Really looking forward to what should be a most excellent trip!  Brace yerselves....she's nearly there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on April 20, 2011, 07:03:11 AM
Immense updates Laxie, a joy to read this diary (even though some of it is remarkably sad news)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 20, 2011, 07:54:27 AM
Immense updates Laxie, a joy to read this diary (even though some of it is remarkably sad news)

Glad you're enjoying it me ol' hairy midget. 

At first I'd intended to keep it all light and fun as that's how ye mainly see me...laughing and messing about.  But figured no harm showing both sides of the coin now and then as it's real life.  That said, despite the bumps along the way...I reckon I've it pretty good. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 20, 2011, 08:54:35 AM
One area I don't run very good with (apart from airport security) is household laundry.  Got through the lot and was tackling the ironing.  Quite pleased with meself for getting through it.  As I was nearing the end, I noticed a distinct lack of clothes belonging to Brian.  So when he landed home I asked him, "Brian...please tell me you didn't leave all your uni clothes in your suitcase when ya saw me doing the laundry?" 

I had it all divided into piles (darks, lights, colours, etc.) along the upstairs hall floor.  It was like an obstacle course to get from one end to the other.   There was NO WAY anyone could miss it.  With that in mind, his reply..."Ummmm, I forgot."

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I'm not done doing laundry yet.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on April 21, 2011, 01:23:28 PM
1pm Newcastle

Ducks, fags, Jacks and Lax...............


The festivities start early before the 5 a side football

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/TbAg88lTmgI/AAAAAAAARM0/ndMLUzmAgWg/IMG_6524.JPG)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 12:11:41 PM
What a fab week-end!!!  A lovely bunch of people and we had such a laugh.  Will gather meself for proper updates and a few photos later today, but was deffo another one for the memory bank.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on April 26, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
What a fab week-end!!!  A lovely bunch of people and we had such a laugh.  Will gather meself for proper updates and a few photos later today, but was deffo another one for the memory bank.

I was pleased to hear you got a medal (wtf) but devastated you were not at the paddy Poker gig. Would have loved to see you railing in the background of the live feed!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 05:35:46 PM
What a fab week-end!!!  A lovely bunch of people and we had such a laugh.  Will gather meself for proper updates and a few photos later today, but was deffo another one for the memory bank.

I was pleased to hear you got a medal (wtf) but devastated you were not at the paddy Poker gig. Would have loved to see you railing in the background of the live feed!

Was a coin flip tbh once I binked that Laddys tipping comp.  But being the tight git that I am...decided it made more sense to play lots of poker tourneys in Newcastle with lots of friends, then to play just one side event (for the same price) with only a few friends.  How was I to know those few would tear up the main event at the Open!  lol  

Yeah, the rail would have been unreal in Dublin, but have to say - Newcastle was surprisingly unreal too.  And no clue how, but I haz an APAT medal now.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 07:09:39 PM
Newcastle isn't a place I'm generally keen to head for.  It's a proper pain in the backside to get to for a start.  Add fruit loop locals into the mix who like having full on brawls in the streets after their few drinks and it's a big no thanks from me.  That said, this was an APAT event and I'd lots of dear friends going so would be a shame to miss it. 

Getting there turned out to be grand.  Enter my guardian angel, Ger, and all was sorted.  Flew over on the Wednesday night and hitched a drive with he and the wee man to Newcastle Thursday morning.  We arrived at the football pitch around 1pm and were met by some of the early arrivals, including Tighty who framed me in the picture above.  That's the tale I'm going with anyway. 

The football was a random thing someone threw into the mix.  Yeah, I know - wtf was I thinking playing football?  No worries.  'Play' would be a very loose term to be fair.  Can confirm...I'm deffo rubbish in goals.  Least after a fair bit of JD anyway.  Never mind.  Was good fun.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATfooty.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATfooty3.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
With the footy done and dusted, it was time to dust ourselves off at the hotel with showers and a change before heading to the casino for the first of the team events. 

A few lead ups to the event - Glenn (Bigfella) started it with this...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11827701/getting-ready-for-newcastle

Then Ger came out with this one...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0bj_glZYo



I was playing for the Ireland A team which had Ger Smyth Jr., myself, John Murray (Captain) and Brian Frew

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam.jpg)



Ireland's B team had Ger Smyth Sr. (Captain), Maxine McKinlay, David Pilkington and Des of the Duffy's 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam2.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 08:00:10 PM
After going through the rest of the Day 1 pics, yer getting no more from that.  I was grinning like an eejit all night ffs.  Good thing it was an entertaining night, because I played pure rubbish throughout.  No question.

Anyway, bring on Day 2 and a quieter Laxie.  Did genuinely try me best on Friday and was just getting fierce unlucky, but managed to scrape through enough points to finally help the team a bit. 

By the time all was said and done, Ireland A team had managed the bronze.  We haz medals.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam3.jpg)


England's B team got the silver

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam4.jpg)


And last but also first - Wales A team took down the gold

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam5.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 08:03:01 PM
PS Credit and thanks to APAT updates for the pics because we'd have none if ye counted on me.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 08:25:51 PM
Saturday kicked off Day one of the UK Amateur Championship.  Was playing well for a really long time.  Mostly by not being at the table often.  I'd gather a few chips in a hand or two, walk away for a bit (sometimes up to 30 minutes), then sit back down long enough to gather more. 

The APAT people on my table knew not to get involved when I was in a hand because I either had it or was hitting well when I put chips in.  The Newcastle locals weren't so convinced and paid me off for ages. 

Granted, I did manage one binktastic moment that nearly saw me getting thumped by a Newcastle woman who resembled a poodle.  Least that's what all the Lads were saying.  I had a feeling she was at it and the flop scared her, so a goodly lot of chips got in there on the flop.  On the turn the rest went in. 

She was 'kind of' at it on the flop.  All diamonds and an over to her pair of 9's.  She'd no diamond and while I'd only a pair of 8's pre...one of them was a diamond.  I'd a gut feeling I'd get there in the end and there were just too many chips in the middle when she shoved the 9 turn for me to fold.  I'd have been down to dust and I just knew I'd get there.  River a diamond, obv.  She went abso mental at me for busting her set of 9's and threw her last couple of chips round the place before storming off in a huff.

All the while, myself and Ger stayed off the drink.  We really were trying to take it serious and we were up there with the chip leaders.  That's when Rich walked over to my table and handed me this...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APAT2.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 08:38:29 PM
And about 90 minutes or so later we were both out.  Sighhhhhh.  Not sure what happened to Ger, but I raised pre with a pair of Jacks and got one caller.  Flop came 8 high rainbow.  I bet, he raised all in.  Knew he thought I was at it again because I'd just sat down after another 20 minute walk about.  Figured him for maybe A8 or summat because from what I'd seen, he really liked his rag Aces.

Wasn't far off...he'd called with  Kh 8h (as ya do apparently).  Turn and river were running hearts to give him the flush.  He had me covered and that was that.  Least I didn't go loopers on the guy like his poodle friend had done with me earlier.  Just smiled, shook his hand and said "Ah well...good luck everyone.  I'm off to the bar."

Yeah it was frustrating for a few minutes because I really thought I had this one in the bag.  Was playing well, stayed off the drink and my reads had been pretty damn good up to that point for the little bit of time I'd been there.  Just wasn't meant to be. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 08:47:04 PM
So that was that on the poker front.  The rest of the week-end was a mixture of chilling and madness and I had an absolutely brilliant time with most excellent company.  We headed back for Liverpool airport around 8am Monday morning where I caught my flight home and was thrown down on me sofa by 4:30 that afternoon. 

And that's the lot when it comes to the Newcastle report.  Mostly because 'you had to be there' for the rest.  As Ger would say...priceless. 

Hope you all had a great week-end too.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on April 26, 2011, 09:06:56 PM
Not sure what happened to Ger

QQ V AK did for half the stack

and

JJ v KQ did for the other half

both all in pre


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 09:15:31 PM
Not sure what happened to Ger

QQ V AK did for half the stack

and

JJ v KQ did for the other half

both all in pre

Yuck.  We were both playing really well too.  You looked so focused and everything.  Sigh.  We'll get 'em next time. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod on April 26, 2011, 11:03:13 PM
With the footy done and dusted, it was time to dust ourselves off at the hotel with showers and a change before heading to the casino for the first of the team events.  

A few lead ups to the event - Glenn (Bigfella) started it with this...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11827701/getting-ready-for-newcastle

Then Ger came out with this one...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0bj_glZYo



I was playing for the Ireland A team which had Ger Smyth Jr., myself, John Murray (Captain) and Brian Frew

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam.jpg)



Ireland's B team had Ger Smyth Sr. (Captain), Maxine McKinlay, David Pilkington and Des of the Duffy's  

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/APATTeam2.jpg)


How the feck does Ger have that picture, I did a double take.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on April 26, 2011, 11:08:11 PM
Not sure what happened to Ger

QQ V AK did for half the stack

and

JJ v KQ did for the other half

both all in pre

Think you used all your run good up on the Friday.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 26, 2011, 11:19:22 PM
Not sure where he grabbed the pics from.  Did a double take when I spotted me own in the video too.   

Not sure what happened to Ger

QQ V AK did for half the stack

and

JJ v KQ did for the other half

both all in pre

Think you used all your run good up on the Friday.

Was lovely to see ya again btw...even if only for a short blurry few.  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on April 26, 2011, 11:59:18 PM
With the footy done and dusted, it was time to dust ourselves off at the hotel with showers and a change before heading to the casino for the first of the team events. 

A few lead ups to the event - Glenn (Bigfella) started it with this...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11827701/getting-ready-for-newcastle

Then Ger came out with this one...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0bj_glZYo


Both of these are inspired - but can someone out Mr Prime and the lifts please????


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2011, 12:07:42 AM
 rotflmfao  He has a habit of getting into, ummmm...'situations' of sorts.  

At an APAT not too long ago he pulled off a few party pieces in the same week-end.  First was to lock himself out of his room in the middle of the night.  He thought he was heading for his loo.  Was the hotel corridor instead.  

Unfortunately this now left him with two problems.  A)  He had no key to get back in and B)  He happened to be starkers at the time.  With no choice, off he went down to reception to ask for a new room key.  Pretty sure the rumour of them asking for ID from him was just a hysterical rumour, but the rest of the tale is definitely true.

Later on in the same week-end he decided he'd avoid the misfortune of the previous night by hitting the sack earlier.  Said his good nights and made his way for the lift.  Sweet dreams Jack.

Two hours later, the rest of the crew decided to hit the sack as well.  When the lift doors opened, there was Jack sound asleep on the floor.  But at least he was dressed this time...

(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm297/PaulieDavis/APAT%20Blog/285.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on April 27, 2011, 12:30:28 AM
Not sure where he grabbed the pics from.  Did a double take when I spotted me own in the video too.   

Not sure what happened to Ger

QQ V AK did for half the stack

and

JJ v KQ did for the other half

both all in pre

Think you used all your run good up on the Friday.

Was lovely to see ya again btw...even if only for a short blurry few.  rotflmfao

Haha, you too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on April 27, 2011, 01:16:13 AM
rotflmfao  He has a habit of getting into, ummmm...'situations' of sorts.  

At an APAT not too long ago he pulled off a few party pieces in the same week-end.  First was to lock himself out of his room in the middle of the night.  He thought he was heading for his loo.  Was the hotel corridor instead.  

Unfortunately this now left him with two problems.  A)  He had no key to get back in and B)  He happened to be starkers at the time.  With no choice, off he went down to reception to ask for a new room key.  Pretty sure the rumour of them asking for ID from him was just a hysterical rumour, but the rest of the tale is definitely true.

Later on in the same week-end he decided he'd avoid the misfortune of the previous night by hitting the sack earlier.  Said his good nights and made his way for the lift.  Sweet dreams Jack.

Two hours later, the rest of the crew decided to hit the sack as well.  When the lift doors opened, there was Jack sound asleep on the floor.  But at least he was dressed this time...

(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm297/PaulieDavis/APAT%20Blog/285.jpg)

At least you didn't steal any last vestiges of respect by recounting the Coventry lift incident.

I had a lesser lift problem in Newcastle. I was on the 4th floor but the lift refused to go beyond the 3rd - FMLL


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2011, 01:19:08 AM
*Cough...yer secrets are safe with me.  Obv not going to spill the lot on ya because what happens on tour stays on tour.  Mostly.   rotflmfao 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on April 27, 2011, 10:06:34 AM
I think there is a theme here - I remember that hotel in Nottingham where the door opened behind me when you got to my floor. I was in that lift for a long time going up and down pressing the button 'door open' and it was silently opening behind me.  I only realised when someone got on the lift behind me. Scared the
S**t out of me when someone seemed to apparate into the lift behind me. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 27, 2011, 10:23:22 AM
LMAOOOO!!!  Yeah, I remember that. 

Lifts with a front and a back door should be banned imo.  They make us all look like eejits at some point or another.  Just happened to be your turn that night. 

Jack's managed other lift tales, but I've abused him enough for now so we'll let him off with the rest.  Never fear.  He's lots of trips throughout the year so I'm sure a new instalment will be unavoidable at some stage.  He's consistent that way.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: MrDickie on April 27, 2011, 11:11:54 AM
Love ya diary Lax


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 28, 2011, 03:18:26 AM
Love ya diary Lax

Cheers MrDickie!  

Currently stuck in another bout of insomnia.  Sigh.  Nothing new there then.  Always happens after a trip.  Have such a great time, then BOOM!  Ah well...will settle in after another few days I'm sure.

In the meantime, tuuuuuuuuuuuune

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAcP-HT_wM0


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on April 28, 2011, 08:05:54 PM
Sarah was bored one day and decided to get up to a bit of mischief on her sister's new laptop.  What she hadn't counted on was sister and mother seeing, giggling and posting it. 

Dunno where she was got.   rotflmfao

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHvGNUx0ypw


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 01, 2011, 12:05:20 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 01, 2011, 01:00:17 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.


 :)up but  :dontask:


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 01, 2011, 01:06:00 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.


 :)up but  :dontask:

;whistle;  ;karabiner;  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on May 01, 2011, 01:23:36 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.

What is all this cryptic stuff please?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 01, 2011, 01:24:37 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.

What is all this cryptic stuff please?

1 down, 3 across.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 01, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.

What is all this cryptic stuff please?

1 down, 3 across.

Close.  How many letters?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 01, 2011, 01:48:53 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.

What is all this cryptic stuff please?

1 down, 3 across.

Close.  But I'm plum out of cigars.


That's OK, I'm making my own jokes up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 01, 2011, 01:53:41 PM
This week has been such an amazing roller coaster!  Twists and turns I never saw coming that would normally scare the kajeebees outta me.  Well, I was scared if truth be told.  But for some reason I wanted to stick this one out.  And I'm glad I have.  Life sure is strange sometimes.

What is all this cryptic stuff please?

1 down, 3 across.

Close.  But I'm plum out of cigars.


That's OK, I'm making my own jokes up.

And ninja quoting too while yer at it!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 01, 2011, 11:47:31 PM
An oldie.  Granted, not as old as Tikay, but I like it....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 02, 2011, 12:17:25 PM
Had a few 'blank faces' on MSN after posting that last one.  Can't believe none of ya have ever heard that song!!!  Fer feck sake.  Where have ye been?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 04, 2011, 12:38:20 AM
Blimey.  With all the goings on of the past week and a bit I'd forgotten about something serious coming up.  At the end of the day, it's out of my hands.  Just have to trust in powers that be, hope for the best and carry on.  Only...a couple of weeks ago I wouldn't have managed that.  I'd have been a ball of nerves curled up on the sofa worrying meself to death. 

Then an unexpected angel came along, broke through my shell and has somehow taken my mind off of things I have no control over.  Whether tomorrow is the final page in one of life's chapters or just another paragraph in that chapter...I know I'll be ok.  And I owe someone big style for that.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 04, 2011, 01:00:46 AM
As it happens, said angel has just reminded me of many more in the camp.  Each seems to have taken on their own role in helping me through things.  No roles are the same yet they compliment each other perfectly.  Some without even knowing who else is involved or what part they play.  Life really is strange sometimes.  Even in the darkest corners, there's always a bit of light if you let yer eyes adjust and take a proper look 'round you.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 04, 2011, 07:49:28 AM
(http://api.ning.com/files/muYVIq517gVZyCj1jWfV40Lrz71Y-Ydfp0wHJBV1Feu0ScIwNk*zuvlWEXhME6RIxRDBoerRe*u7KuPOTKkoVcyE*fHwwWDG/94469xcitefun101692.gif)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Tonji on May 04, 2011, 08:45:35 AM
Good Luck Laxie.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 04, 2011, 08:24:34 PM
Happy 100th!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 05, 2011, 07:49:11 AM
Happy 100th!

and Goodluck.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Cheers Lads, but stand down.  Apparently it's standard to have a meeting just to determine when the next meeting will be.   ;frustrated; 

Ah well, no worries.  Just means the chapter goes on hold for another while.  Wouldn't mind, but it's not like I've writers block.   rotflmfao  Sigh. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2011, 11:18:27 AM
Now then, enough of that.  I'm on page 100!!! 

 ;mexicanwave;

Was thinking about it and that's a lot of rambling.  Flip side of the coin though - there are other threads and diaries with a heck of a lot more pages than this one.  Which leads me to the conclusion that I really am a quiet sort compared to many others... 

(Don't suppose I got that through?)

 rotflmfao

Anyway, thanks for reading folks and here's to the next 100.  xx
 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2011, 01:58:53 PM
It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 06, 2011, 04:49:48 PM
Great tuuuuuune! :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on May 06, 2011, 04:53:56 PM
Great tuuuuuune! :)

beats the crap out of terence trent d'arby for sure!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2011, 05:16:12 PM
Great tuuuuuune! :)

beats the crap out of terence trent d'arby for sure!

 rotflmfao  Glad ye approve! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2011, 06:47:32 PM
Sorry, can't help it.  In Cure mode here....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3nPiBai66M


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 06, 2011, 07:06:51 PM
Vinny is disgusted with my music selections.  Soz   :kiss:


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 08, 2011, 10:00:18 PM
Brief comedy interlude...... maybe NSFW or young kids.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rMqVU7zthA


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on May 09, 2011, 01:56:43 AM
Sorry, can't help it.  In Cure mode here....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3nPiBai66M

Purleeeease...my ears are bleeding here ;)

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on May 09, 2011, 02:27:03 AM
Vinny is disgusted with my music selections.  Soz   :kiss:

sod him.  nothing wrong with a bit of the cure


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 09, 2011, 08:52:47 AM
Aegrescit medendo.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:01:09 AM
Aegrescit medendo.

FFS  It's Monday.  And it's early.  I'll get back to ya after I've put the kettle on.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 09, 2011, 09:02:31 AM
Let me know if you need a clue...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:05:37 AM
Based on the second translation, think I might have it already -

"Aegrescit medendo" - Which basically means "The disease worsens with the treatment" or "He becomes ill by being cured."

But throw me a scrap while the kettle's boiling.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:10:35 AM
Not a fan then?  It couldn't possibly be that easy...could it?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 09, 2011, 09:14:50 AM
Not a fan then?  It couldn't possibly be that easy...could it?

Virgil's translation:  'The cure is worse than the disease.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:19:37 AM
Not a fan then?  It couldn't possibly be that easy...could it?

Virgil's translation:  'The cure is worse than the disease.

Are we on about music now or life stuff?  God I just love Mondays....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 09, 2011, 09:24:17 AM
Vinny is disgusted with my music selections.  Soz   :kiss:

sod him.  nothing wrong with a bit of the cure

Oh sorry. My bad. Should have quoted something.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:27:43 AM
Vinny is disgusted with my music selections.  Soz   :kiss:

sod him.  nothing wrong with a bit of the cure

Oh sorry. My bad. Should have quoted something.

You love messing with me, don't ya?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on May 09, 2011, 09:28:20 AM
I would rather have a disease than listen to the cure ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:31:35 AM
I would rather have a disease than listen to the cure ;)

Yeah, I know.  But then you came right out with it besides going all proverbial on me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:36:29 AM
And while I have your attention...here's me Monday tune -  abso wicked song for cleaning the house to if ya just ignore the singing and blast the heck out of it.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBi-LNM0Og


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 09, 2011, 09:58:34 AM
Can't believe I forgot about this one FFS!!!  Ye might think it's rubbish, but tough luck...get yer own diary. 

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NrLBlw9WZE


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 09, 2011, 08:03:32 PM
I don't care what crap you listen to, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is never more than a whim away.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on May 10, 2011, 06:42:03 AM

Congrats on playing so well in the Chezger League Game last night, Dawn.

A very competitive League, that - any idea who won last night?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 01:34:59 PM
I don't care what crap you listen to, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is never more than a whim away.

Just for you   ;)

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8milJNj_W0


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 01:40:37 PM

Congrats on playing so well in the Chezger League Game last night, Dawn.

A very competitive League, that - any idea who won last night?

Playing poker well hasn't been a strong point lately.  The mind's been a bit sidetracked with other good things these days.  But thank you for the fantabulous bink ya fish.  lol  Left me to tend to other matters.

Please tell me you didn't actually win?  Was sure it was just a rumour.  Sigh.  

How is that possible?!  Must be a perma lever put in place for ya.  Only possible explanation.

I need coffee...fast!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
A few years on and a crushed heart mended. Who woulda thunk it possible? Lucky.com much?

As you may have gathered, there have been some new developments in Laxieland.  Totally unexpected but very much of the 'excellent' variety. 

Never in a month of Sundays saw this coming and did all in my power to make sure I wouldn't fall for anyone again.  But turns out, not all falls are bad ones.  And sometimes it takes a bad fall to find that special someone who picks you up, dusts you off and says, "It's going to be ok."

I swore I'd never let anyone break the wall to my heart again.  But things change with time...and so have I.  And the wall has been well and truly broken.  Go figure. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 03:45:29 PM
Obviously the family knows or it wouldn't be posted here.  As happy as I am personally, it wasn't easy.  We'd 22 years of life put down together and that's no small shake.  A tough few chats were had.  First was with Timothy last week....and then the kids at the week-end.  We all knew it was coming eventually but Sarah said it best, "I'm just glad I don't have to wonder 'when' any more." 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 05:31:29 PM
Not going to get too deep into the family side of it right now.  Who said what and how we all reacted is between us.  Maybe some day, looking back I'll decide it needs saying.  But for now...enough's been said. 

Timothy and I lost that special bond between us, as a couple, a long while ago.  But we've something more precious than that in our three kids.  And regardless of anything else, those three will be protected and nurtured by both of us, as a team, for as long as we're both alive.  Won't always be under the same roof, but we'll never be too far away.  Regardless of what the future holds, that much we agree on completely. 

My wish is that we'll all be able to look back with pride on how we handled things when our directions in life changed.  Nothing in life is certain.  God knows I've learned that lesson - big style.  But I'm fairly certain we'll manage that wish.  Despite everything, we're a good lot really.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 10, 2011, 05:54:29 PM
A few years on and a crushed heart mended. Who woulda thunk it possible? Lucky.com much?

As you may have gathered, there have been some new developments in Laxieland.  Totally unexpected but very much of the 'excellent' variety. 

Never in a month of Sundays saw this coming and did all in my power to make sure I wouldn't fall for anyone again.  But turns out, not all falls are bad ones.  And sometimes it takes a bad fall to find that special someone who picks you up, dusts you off and says, "It's going to be ok."

I swore I'd never let anyone break the wall to my heart again.  But things change with time...and so have I.  And the wall has been well and truly broken.  Go figure. 

Admit it, you've fallen for me haven't you?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 05:59:15 PM
Now then.  A brief musical interlude while I go hoover and mop the floors. 

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRLgC3ikfi8


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 10, 2011, 06:00:32 PM
A few years on and a crushed heart mended. Who woulda thunk it possible? Lucky.com much?

As you may have gathered, there have been some new developments in Laxieland.  Totally unexpected but very much of the 'excellent' variety. 

Never in a month of Sundays saw this coming and did all in my power to make sure I wouldn't fall for anyone again.  But turns out, not all falls are bad ones.  And sometimes it takes a bad fall to find that special someone who picks you up, dusts you off and says, "It's going to be ok."

I swore I'd never let anyone break the wall to my heart again.  But things change with time...and so have I.  And the wall has been well and truly broken.  Go figure. 

Admit it, you've fallen for me haven't you?

Shhhhhh!!!!  I'm getting to that bit.  Need to do the floors first and I'll be back within the hour.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on May 10, 2011, 06:50:23 PM
Marvellous girl, best of luck to the lot o ya. X


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: tikay on May 11, 2011, 07:42:38 AM

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on May 11, 2011, 07:43:25 AM
A few years on and a crushed heart mended. Who woulda thunk it possible? Lucky.com much?

As you may have gathered, there have been some new developments in Laxieland.  Totally unexpected but very much of the 'excellent' variety. 

Never in a month of Sundays saw this coming and did all in my power to make sure I wouldn't fall for anyone again.  But turns out, not all falls are bad ones.  And sometimes it takes a bad fall to find that special someone who picks you up, dusts you off and says, "It's going to be ok."

I swore I'd never let anyone break the wall to my heart again.  But things change with time...and so have I.  And the wall has been well and truly broken.  Go figure. 

Admit it, you've fallen for me haven't you?

Shhhhhh!!!!  I'm getting to that bit.  Need to do the floors first and I'll be back within the hour.

within which hour exactly........;D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 11, 2011, 08:04:09 AM
It is me, isn't it?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 08:47:38 AM
Do you people ever sleep?! 

Right so, I'll get on it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 09:03:42 AM
So who is this insane man who's decided it might be ok to put up with me and more importantly, managed to get me to 'feel' again?

I'll give ya some clues....

Has a heart of pure gold - mine was broke, but he'd LOTS of super glue.

He's a member of blonde and APAT - so am I!  Go figure.

He's a bit quiet - yeah...I know.  We won't go there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on May 11, 2011, 09:12:09 AM
Is it the mole?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mouth on May 11, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Is it the mole?

Can't be. He's already married to Brain Martin.

Nice one Laxie xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TightEnd on May 11, 2011, 09:42:21 AM
Is no thread safe from this?

Let me know when it is safe to return please!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:10:48 AM
Is no thread safe from this?

Let me know when it is safe to return please!

Oooooh!  The Great Tight One ITT.  Nearly there.  Don't worry.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:16:38 AM
Yer all rubbish at this guessing thing BTW.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on May 11, 2011, 10:17:38 AM
Is it chompy?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:22:24 AM
With the last couple of years I've been pretty much going through the motions of day to day life smiling and laughing away as much as I could.  And everyone bought it.  At least I think they did. 

It's been a roller coaster.  That's for sure.  But just like a roller coaster there were twists and turns of different varieties.  Sometimes life was fun, other times scary.  And a time or two where I just didn't want to be there.  All the while there was one 'constant'.  No man was ever going to have hold of my heart again. 

Chatting away on MSN to various people helped A LOT.  Sure, they'd try to bring me around a bit but I'd change the subject.  Made it my mission to try and help fix them because I didn't need fixing...my mind was already made up. 

I was often busy trying to hook up this person with that one, while thinking to myself..."Fools!  Do they not know it'll only end up in ruin?!  Ah well...if that's what they want, I'll do what I can to help."  If there wasn't a match to try and sort or reassurance to be dished out, I'd go on a rant about silly random stuff.  Anything at all to change the subject. 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:23:40 AM
Is it chompy?

Would YOU go out with him?  Seriously.  The guy needs help.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on May 11, 2011, 10:26:00 AM
Is it chompy?

Would YOU go out with him?  Seriously.  The guy needs help.

Not again, no. He had his chance with me.

Is it China mug?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on May 11, 2011, 10:28:47 AM
;indestructable;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:34:18 AM
Is it chompy?

Would YOU go out with him?  Seriously.  The guy needs help.

Not again, no. He had his chance with me.

Is it China mug?

OMG - it's worse yer improving ffs!


;indestructable;

Shut up you.  Isn't there some sort of forum insider trading law or summat?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:42:03 AM
So in among all of these people there was this one guy.  A lovely Lad.  We've known each other for a few years now, but we'd never really gone down the road of any sort of truly personal chats.  He's a bit shy and I don't do personal so much.  "Says she as she spills the lot on a diary."  Yes this diary gets a bit too 'personal' for some readers.  But to be fair, it only holds a tiny fraction of what spins around in my head. 



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on May 11, 2011, 10:43:47 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to hijack your thread.  As you were.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Paullie_D on May 11, 2011, 10:53:08 AM

He's a bit quiet - yeah...I know.  We won't go there.


I will...he can't get a word in edgewise.  ;ifm;

Glad he was able to give your heart...erm... a lift.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 11:12:15 AM
Fast forward to Newcastle APAT.  Normally I wouldn't even entertain that event because it's such a pain in the backside to get there.  But it was Easter week-end and the Irish take their religious holidays serious.  They were short a player or two and needed me to fill a spot on the team.  Normally they'd have a fierce strong player base to chose from so this was probably going to be my only shot at a spot on the team.  And I'm not very religious so that wasn't an issue.  Sigh.  Go on then.  I'm in.

Well, ye got the bones of a trip report - but I left some detail out.  The most important part if truth be told.  Mainly because I was in shock.  This couldn't be happening.  Out of nowhere and when I least expected it, this quiet gentle man managed to sneak his way past the wall I'd built and got around all the broken bits while he was at it.  It took me nearly a week to accept the fact that the ice queen had melted and Jack (technolog) was responsible for it.

Still can't figure out how he managed it.  Keep running events back in my head and there was nothing to suggest he and I would ever be a couple.  We're like night and day.  He's sensible and I'm a nutter.  He's a bit quiet and I'm not. 

Well, that's not entirely true.  You lot generally see the 'class clown' version of Laxie.  But as he's discovered, there is a quiet side to me too...just took some digging to find it and he did.  How good does he run?!  lol    Truth be told...I don't care now how he managed it.  Just delighted he did.  Couldn't be happier and feel so very lucky right now it's unreal.

Call it fate or call the doctor for the poor man...either way - we're hooked.  xx



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 11:13:19 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to hijack your thread.  As you were.

It's ok now.  Cat's out of the bag.  Hijack away.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: celtic on May 11, 2011, 11:21:21 AM
gg Jack, you had a good run.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 11:25:49 AM
So there ya have it folks.  Somebody tell Tighty it's safe to come out and play again.  Poor man has been sat next to a bucket with the bones of a week now while news trickled out around FB land.   

And Ger?  He's upgraded from a bucket to a skip at this stage with all the loved up messages around the place.  rotflmfao



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 11:39:30 AM
Oh yeah...Lily is still here.  She's as lively as ever but we're keeping a close eye on her.  And Cassie has started the mother of all shedding fests!  WTF?!  I didn't think they had that much hair to begin with.  But she's shedding mad and not gone bald, so go figure.  They're getting a bath this week-end to wash away the spring and bring on the summer.

And in other news - 9 MORE SLEEPS TIL CELTIC CHAOS!!!  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  There's a thread about it on the rail if anyone is keen on a last minute trip to Killarney for a mad week-end of fun with a bit of poker thrown in.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on May 11, 2011, 11:39:45 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to HI JACK your thread.  As you were.

It's ok now.  Cat's out of the bag.  Hijack away.

Sigh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on May 11, 2011, 12:57:27 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 01:20:53 PM
It is me, isn't it?

Sorry Honey.  As wonderful and all as you are...I fear Mrs. Red would kick me backside!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: bhoywonder on May 11, 2011, 01:34:52 PM
 Nice one laxie...

Do we get another public holiday for the wedding...

Congrats.x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Paullie_D on May 11, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X

Ohhhh...you missed seeing the 'other' side of him then!  ;bumwiggle;  ;sleep;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 11, 2011, 03:54:44 PM
It is me, isn't it?

Sorry Honey.  As wonderful and all as you are...I fear Mrs. Red would kick me backside!   rotflmfao

Well at least you managed to snag yerself second best so I'm pleased.  Heartbroken, but pleased.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 05:22:04 PM
Nice one laxie...

Do we get another public holiday for the wedding...

Congrats.x

Wedding?  You want to scare the poor man off?!  Baby steps and all that ffs!   

Cheers x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 05:33:21 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X

Ohhhh...you missed seeing the 'other' side of him then!  ;bumwiggle;  ;sleep;

Don't worry.  I've come up with a solution for his midnight walk abouts.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 11, 2011, 06:19:24 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X

Ohhhh...you missed seeing the 'other' side of him then!  ;bumwiggle;  ;sleep;

Don't worry.  I've come up with a solution for his midnight walk abouts.   ;)

So you've held onto those handcuffs then.

Congrats and best wishes to you both. A smashing couple.

BTW don't keep him from his other walking duties.

Geo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 06:34:37 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X

Ohhhh...you missed seeing the 'other' side of him then!  ;bumwiggle;  ;sleep;

Don't worry.  I've come up with a solution for his midnight walk abouts.   ;)

So you've held onto those handcuffs then.

Congrats and best wishes to you both. A smashing couple.

BTW don't keep him from his other walking duties.

Geo

Obv   ;)

Cheers   :-*

Not a hope would I interfere with that.  We've a deal.  He can walk all he likes.  I'll take the car and meet ye at the next stop.   :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 11, 2011, 07:14:27 PM
WD Laxie and JackTechno (Calling people by their name is just wrong)....

Just a bit concerned though, though that mean he gets the largest slice of cheesecake at Celtic Chaos?

Not saying I would begrudge him it, obviously, as you have to take care of your new man.

Just saying that for health reasons, you might want to give him the smaller bit.












As I'd have to kill him if you didn't.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 07:20:33 PM
For health and safety reasons, I'll make sure ye get equal shares. 

BTW - is Mrs. B allergic to the ingredients in cheesecake?  If she is, pretty sure you get her slice too.  Comes with the marriage license. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 11, 2011, 07:23:34 PM
For health and safety reasons, I'll make sure ye get equal shares. 

BTW - is Mrs. B allergic to the ingredients in cheesecake?  If she is, pretty sure you get her slice too.  Comes with the marriage license. 

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yes, she is!!!

YAY for lactose intolerant people!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 07:25:35 PM
For health and safety reasons, I'll make sure ye get equal shares. 

BTW - is Mrs. B allergic to the ingredients in cheesecake?  If she is, pretty sure you get her slice too.  Comes with the marriage license. 

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yes, she is!!!

YAY for lactose intolerant people!

BTW - you must tell me what sweet stuff she likes/can eat.  Means another something for you and gives her something to enjoy too.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 11, 2011, 07:27:14 PM
For health and safety reasons, I'll make sure ye get equal shares. 

BTW - is Mrs. B allergic to the ingredients in cheesecake?  If she is, pretty sure you get her slice too.  Comes with the marriage license. 

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yes, she is!!!

YAY for lactose intolerant people!

BTW - you must tell me what sweet stuff she likes/can eat.  Means another something for you and gives her something to enjoy too.

You won't go wrong with chocolate brownies...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 07:28:31 PM
For health and safety reasons, I'll make sure ye get equal shares. 

BTW - is Mrs. B allergic to the ingredients in cheesecake?  If she is, pretty sure you get her slice too.  Comes with the marriage license. 

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yes, she is!!!

YAY for lactose intolerant people!

BTW - you must tell me what sweet stuff she likes/can eat.  Means another something for you and gives her something to enjoy too.

You won't go wrong with chocolate brownies...

Sorted   :)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on May 11, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
Nice one laxie...

Do we get another public holiday for the wedding...

Congrats.x

Wedding?  You want to scare the poor man off?!  Baby steps and all that ffs!   

Cheers x

;gobsmacked;

Shotgun wedding?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 11, 2011, 10:02:20 PM
Nice one laxie...

Do we get another public holiday for the wedding...

Congrats.x

Wedding?  You want to scare the poor man off?!  Baby steps and all that ffs!   

Cheers x

;gobsmacked;

Shotgun wedding?

I posted it. 

Was going to edit. 

Then said "Nah...nobody's gonna pick up and run with that."

Trust you!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 11, 2011, 11:40:38 PM
Nice one laxie...

Do we get another public holiday for the wedding...

Congrats.x

Wedding?  You want to scare the poor man off?!  Baby steps and all that ffs!   

Cheers x

;gobsmacked;

Shotgun wedding?

ffs I thought you said Shogun wedding! Was devastated for a second.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 11, 2011, 11:44:22 PM
gg Jack, you had a good run.

ty Vinster!. Into every life a little rain must fall :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 11, 2011, 11:46:44 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X

Ohhhh...you missed seeing the 'other' side of him then!  ;bumwiggle;  ;sleep;

tbf I have had an interesting start to 2011 :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 11, 2011, 11:50:34 PM
Met Jack for the fist time at Bolton APAT team event. What a grand fella he is. X

Ohhhh...you missed seeing the 'other' side of him then!  ;bumwiggle;  ;sleep;

Don't worry.  I've come up with a solution for his midnight walk abouts.   ;)

So you've held onto those handcuffs then.

Congrats and best wishes to you both. A smashing couple.

BTW don't keep him from his other walking duties.

Geo

There's no way I'm missing the Coast to Coast adventure Geo. And thank you for your part in implementing my seduction masterplan at Newcastle :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 11, 2011, 11:52:29 PM
WD Laxie and JackTechno (Calling people by their name is just wrong)....

Just a bit concerned though, though that mean he gets the largest slice of cheesecake at Celtic Chaos?

Not saying I would begrudge him it, obviously, as you have to take care of your new man.

Just saying that for health reasons, you might want to give him the smaller bit.












As I'd have to kill him if you didn't.

Don't worry boldie, I'm sure Dawn will have me on a diet for Killarney :(


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 12, 2011, 01:05:02 AM
Fast forward to Newcastle APAT.  Normally I wouldn't even entertain that event because it's such a pain in the backside to get there.  But it was Easter week-end and the Irish take their religious holidays serious.  They were short a player or two and needed me to fill a spot on the team.  Normally they'd have a fierce strong player base to chose from so this was probably going to be my only shot at a spot on the team.  And I'm not very religious so that wasn't an issue.  Sigh.  Go on then.  I'm in.

Well, ye got the bones of a trip report - but I left some detail out.  The most important part if truth be told.  Mainly because I was in shock.  This couldn't be happening.  Out of nowhere and when I least expected it, this quiet gentle man managed to sneak his way past the wall I'd built and got around all the broken bits while he was at it.  It took me nearly a week to accept the fact that the ice queen had melted and Jack (technolog) was responsible for it.

Still can't figure out how he managed it.  Keep running events back in my head and there was nothing to suggest he and I would ever be a couple.  We're like night and day.  He's sensible and I'm a nutter.  He's a bit quiet and I'm not. 

Well, that's not entirely true.  You lot generally see the 'class clown' version of Laxie.  But as he's discovered, there is a quiet side to me too...just took some digging to find it and he did.  How good does he run?!  lol    Truth be told...I don't care now how he managed it.  Just delighted he did.  Couldn't be happier and feel so very lucky right now it's unreal.

Call it fate or call the doctor for the poor man...either way - we're hooked.  xx



Hello you!

The secret's out then? :)

As Dawn might say - sorry Claire - whoda thunk it? I've known Dawn, I would guess, for around three or four years. Well, not so much 'known' as 'known of'. We finally started to get to know each other a little chatting on MSN around a year or so ago, probably by dint of the fact we're both good mates with the legend that is Ger, Theduke. We've had some long and, contrary to what Dawn said, I thought quite personal chats. But they were always perfectly above-board so to speak, just friends chatting, never even the merest hint of flirting. I'd be lying if I said Dawn had never entered my thoughts in a more than platonic way - I'm a man ffs and she's a very attractive girl. But it's fair to say that 'we' was something that had never been on either agenda.

Then Newcastle comes.

God knows what happened (can you ask him please kin?). As Dawn says, I'm a quiet type, until I get to know you. I'm also quite painfully shy with women. I think the Friday night at Newcastle, when our relationship 'progressed' must have been a bit of a 'perfect storm'. I'd had a fair amount to drink :) , just enough to reduce my inhibitions whilst maintaining a workable level of coherence. Dawn insists that I made the first move. Coherent or not, I can't remember :(. It certainly doesn't sound like me. But if I did, I quite like the line I used :)

Anyway whatever the whys and wherefores, the line worked, despite my best attempts to scupper things (thanks Geo ;D) and the rest, as they say, is history.

We spent the next three days together, pretty much inseperable. It was during these 72 hours I discovered there was more to Dawn than she normally allows you to see and, my God, it was stunning. Nothing physical, purely emotional. I was bought and sold. Obviously, we played it cool outwardly, but it seems we were both thinking along similar lines. We'd met someone special.

We chatted increasingly often during the next few days, culminating in an amusing negotiation on the Thursday following Newcastle, nailing down the dos and don'ts of our relationship.

Now here we are, not even three weeks after 'meeting', and it's clear we want to spend the rest of our lives together. Wow. There, I said it!

Whirlwind romance much?



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on May 12, 2011, 01:23:28 AM
Raise a glass to you both. ..xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 12, 2011, 01:39:42 AM
Raise a glass to you both. ..xx

And I'm buying next time we meet Mo! Thanks a lot. I got me a special lady :) xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2011, 07:58:24 AM
Fast forward to Newcastle APAT.  Normally I wouldn't even entertain that event because it's such a pain in the backside to get there.  But it was Easter week-end and the Irish take their religious holidays serious.  They were short a player or two and needed me to fill a spot on the team.  Normally they'd have a fierce strong player base to chose from so this was probably going to be my only shot at a spot on the team.  And I'm not very religious so that wasn't an issue.  Sigh.  Go on then.  I'm in.

Well, ye got the bones of a trip report - but I left some detail out.  The most important part if truth be told.  Mainly because I was in shock.  This couldn't be happening.  Out of nowhere and when I least expected it, this quiet gentle man managed to sneak his way past the wall I'd built and got around all the broken bits while he was at it.  It took me nearly a week to accept the fact that the ice queen had melted and Jack (technolog) was responsible for it.

Still can't figure out how he managed it.  Keep running events back in my head and there was nothing to suggest he and I would ever be a couple.  We're like night and day.  He's sensible and I'm a nutter.  He's a bit quiet and I'm not. 

Well, that's not entirely true.  You lot generally see the 'class clown' version of Laxie.  But as he's discovered, there is a quiet side to me too...just took some digging to find it and he did.  How good does he run?!  lol    Truth be told...I don't care now how he managed it.  Just delighted he did.  Couldn't be happier and feel so very lucky right now it's unreal.

Call it fate or call the doctor for the poor man...either way - we're hooked.  xx



Hello you!

The secret's out then? :)

As Dawn might say - sorry Claire - whoda thunk it? I've known Dawn, I would guess, for around three or four years. Well, not so much 'known' as 'known of'. We finally started to get to know each other a little chatting on MSN around a year or so ago, probably by dint of the fact we're both good mates with the legend that is Ger, Theduke. We've had some long and, contrary to what Dawn said, I thought quite personal chats. But they were always perfectly above-board so to speak, just friends chatting, never even the merest hint of flirting. I'd be lying if I said Dawn had never entered my thoughts in a more than platonic way - I'm a man ffs and she's a very attractive girl. But it's fair to say that 'we' was something that had never been on either agenda.

Then Newcastle comes.

God knows what happened (can you ask him please kin?). As Dawn says, I'm a quiet type, until I get to know you. I'm also quite painfully shy with women. I think the Friday night at Newcastle, when our relationship 'progressed' must have been a bit of a 'perfect storm'. I'd had a fair amount to drink :) , just enough to reduce my inhibitions whilst maintaining a workable level of coherence. Dawn insists that I made the first move. Coherent or not, I can't remember :(. It certainly doesn't sound like me. But if I did, I quite like the line I used :)

Anyway whatever the whys and wherefores, the line worked, despite my best attempts to scupper things (thanks Geo ;D) and the rest, as they say, is history.

We spent the next three days together, pretty much inseperable. It was during these 72 hours I discovered there was more to Dawn than she normally allows you to see and, my God, it was stunning. Nothing physical, purely emotional. I was bought and sold. Obviously, we played it cool outwardly, but it seems we were both thinking along similar lines. We'd met someone special.

We chatted increasingly often during the next few days, culminating in an amusing negotiation on the Thursday following Newcastle, nailing down the dos and don'ts of our relationship.

Now here we are, not even three weeks after 'meeting', and it's clear we want to spend the rest of our lives together. Wow. There, I said it!

Whirlwind romance much?




Blimey. You quiet types are very eloquent once you get going.


Congratulations. You make a lovely couple.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2011, 08:47:06 AM
Spoke to my mom last night for the first time in 7 months.  May not seem like long, but for two people who usually speak twice a week for an hour or more - it was killer.  Granted I'd a little gentle persuasion from someone - we won't mention any names ^^^^. 

Was good to catch up and while we didn't touch on what caused radio silence in the first place, at least the silence is broken.  Told the girls this morning.  And it was the first morning in a week where I got "I love you" as they walked out the door...from both of them.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: neeko on May 12, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
God knows what happened (can you ask him please kin?).

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: MrDickie on May 12, 2011, 01:06:51 PM
I have not had a chance to read you diary this week Laxie. I am so pleased for both of you. This has made my day!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod on May 12, 2011, 08:10:23 PM
Great to know your both so happy, you are both great people and deserve it, and you will make a great couple - long may it last.

Actually looking back on that weekend and Jacks posts on his blog and Facebook after the weekend it's all so obvious :-)

The one thing that is really funny though is during the final table of the main event, that we were watching, you decided to go for a meal together (perfectly good idea) but instead of just going you tell Paulie and me that's what you are doing and we both snap decide that a great idea we will come too *lol*. Still didn't notice anything.

Knew I should have come to Killarney, I won't be seeing you both now until the WCOAP at DTD. Although I will get all the info from Jack in Cardiff :-)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
Don't forget...you sat next to Jack and I sat with Paulie just to really throw ye off.  lolololol

Yeah...we didn't make it obvious because, truth be told, it was all scaring the hell out of me.  Don't let anybody into your brain.  Don't get attached.  Don't give anybody reason to think you could be serious.  All my own rules were flying out the window before my eyes and there was sweet feck all I could do to stop it. 

But he gave me the time and space to work it out in my head and from once 'negotiations night' was complete (really did happen and was abso comedy)...it was pretty much impossible to keep a secret. 

Just want to say a huge thanks to everyone.  Between the messages here, comic abuse on msn and PM's of support behind the scenes, you lot have been amaaaaaaaaazing! 

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 12, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
Great to know your both so happy, you are both great people and deserve it, and you will make a great couple - long may it last.

Actually looking back on that weekend and Jacks posts on his blog and Facebook after the weekend it's all so obvious :-)

The one thing that is really funny though is during the final table of the main event, that we were watching, you decided to go for a meal together (perfectly good idea) but instead of just going you tell Paulie and me that's what you are doing and we both snap decide that a great idea we will come too *lol*. Still didn't notice anything.

Knew I should have come to Killarney, I won't be seeing you both now until the WCOAP at DTD. Although I will get all the info from Jack in Cardiff :-)

Rodders me darling, you're always welcome to share a table. Either poker or dining. Thanks for the good wishes mate.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: h on May 12, 2011, 11:13:00 PM

brilliant news    
congrats to you both

i am sure you will  both be very happy together

 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

Jack and Dawn nice ring to it

was the bottle of JD  before the football a clue


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 12, 2011, 11:16:02 PM

Blimey. You quiet types are very eloquent once you get going.

Congratulations. You make a lovely couple.

Thanks Tom. It's remarkable how the words flow when they're coming from the heart.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 12, 2011, 11:22:02 PM

was the bottle of JD  before the football a clue

Who had a bottle of JD?!  Where?!  How do I miss these things?!   ;whistle;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on May 12, 2011, 11:39:12 PM
Hope you two might find time to visit us up north sometime soon. Chill out n all that jaz .


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 13, 2011, 12:06:59 AM
Hope you two might find time to visit us up north sometime soon. Chill out n all that jaz .

That would be most excellent Maureen!  Definitely love to visit and chill with ye.  I'm over there for a bit next month so will see what's what and try to sort something out for the lot of us. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on May 13, 2011, 12:35:45 PM
Hope you two might find time to visit us up north sometime soon. Chill out n all that jaz .

That would be most excellent Maureen!  Definitely love to visit and chill with ye.  I'm over there for a bit next month so will see what's what and try to sort something out for the lot of us. 

We need more warning that that to batten down the hatches and leave the country!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 13, 2011, 12:59:27 PM
Hope you two might find time to visit us up north sometime soon. Chill out n all that jaz .

That would be most excellent Maureen!  Definitely love to visit and chill with ye.  I'm over there for a bit next month so will see what's what and try to sort something out for the lot of us. 

We need more warning that that to batten down the hatches and leave the country!

 rotflmfao  Didn't know the dates meself til last night and afraid the days of 'notice' have been shot right out the window.  Don't worry...I promise to keep the noise level down. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 13, 2011, 07:40:04 PM
Hope you two might find time to visit us up north sometime soon. Chill out n all that jaz .

That would be most excellent Maureen!  Definitely love to visit and chill with ye.  I'm over there for a bit next month so will see what's what and try to sort something out for the lot of us. 

We need more warning that that to batten down the hatches and leave the country!

 rotflmfao  Didn't know the dates meself til last night and afraid the days of 'notice' have been shot right out the window.  Don't worry...I promise to keep the noise level down. 


QFT


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on May 15, 2011, 12:03:07 AM

Blimey. You quiet types are very eloquent once you get going.

Congratulations. You make a lovely couple.

Thanks Tom. It's remarkable how the words flow when they're coming from the heart.

Bless xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2011, 05:11:10 AM
Hope you two might find time to visit us up north sometime soon. Chill out n all that jaz .

That would be most excellent Maureen!  Definitely love to visit and chill with ye.  I'm over there for a bit next month so will see what's what and try to sort something out for the lot of us. 

We need more warning that that to batten down the hatches and leave the country!

 rotflmfao  Didn't know the dates meself til last night and afraid the days of 'notice' have been shot right out the window.  Don't worry...I promise to keep the noise level down. 


QFT

Yer such an optimist, god love ya.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2011, 05:37:10 AM
With all the madness of the past few weeks, I'd Killarney kinda pushed to the side of my mind.  But it's nearly here and I'm counting the days.  A few plans have changed for the week-end.  The biggest being we obviously won't be calling here on the Sunday now.  

I could have kept things quiet until after the week-end, but that didn't feel right and it's not my style.  Much rather be up front and go with the new flow of things than live a lie.  Never mind.  We're still going to have a great time.  With the added bonus that we're not tied to a wake up time Sunday morning.  

Instead, we'll stay put in Killarney and Sarah is coming to meet us in town.  I'd an honest chat with her and gave her the option to bail.  But she's met Glenn (Bigfella) once before and enjoyed his company.  And it's no secret - she absolutely adores Ger.  Will be her first time meeting Jack and I really do feel for both of them.  Going to be handled with care obviously, but she insisted and who am I to argue?  They both have hearts of gold so I reckon they'll get on grand.

So me wee one is going to run the Reverse Sheep Quiz...and abuse the heck out of us.  Don't know where she gets it from.  She follows this diary and she also spends nights reading along during RSQ reveals.  Be warned Boldie.  As a reader/poster in this diary...she's after you for fun.  Get yer answers in FFS!  Cheesecakes and brownies still happening..so no excuses!



 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2011, 05:42:14 AM
I've been giggling all week about Saturday.  We're meant to go on a boat ride round the lakes of Killarney.  At some point during this week, I got a mad notion in me head and have thrown a new twist into the mix.  They don't know about it yet.  And I'm not telling either.  But I'm definitely going to have the camera at the ready on the day. 

To keep me spilling the twist..............

 ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao ;whistle; rotflmfao


Ye should have never left me in charge.  Just sayin....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Acidmouse on May 15, 2011, 11:19:55 AM
Not had a chance to read your diary for a few weeks, but really enjoyed catching up. Hope you have a fab weekend coming up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 15, 2011, 11:28:16 AM


So me wee one is going to run the Reverse Sheep Quiz...and abuse the heck out of us.  Don't know where she gets it from.  She follows this diary and she also spends nights reading along during RSQ reveals.  Be warned Boldie.  As a reader/poster in this diary...she's after you for fun.  Get yer answers in FFS!  Cheesecakes and brownies still happening..so no excuses!



 

What? what did I do? I have always said that she was a great girl and that you're very lucky to have a daughter like that.

Now, glad to know i'm off the hook :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2011, 12:06:59 PM


So me wee one is going to run the Reverse Sheep Quiz...and abuse the heck out of us.  Don't know where she gets it from.  She follows this diary and she also spends nights reading along during RSQ reveals.  Be warned Boldie.  As a reader/poster in this diary...she's after you for fun.  Get yer answers in FFS!  Cheesecakes and brownies still happening..so no excuses!



 

What? what did I do? I have always said that she was a great girl and that you're very lucky to have a daughter like that.

Now, glad to know i'm off the hook :)

She just reckons you're an easy target for abuse is all.  Not even told her about yesterday's horse results yet.  Silence will cost ya obv. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on May 15, 2011, 12:54:33 PM
Looking forward to it , but the new boat twist scares me


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2011, 12:56:30 PM
Looking forward to it , but the new boat twist scares me

Don't be scared.  When have I ever led ya astray in Ireland?   ;whistle;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on May 16, 2011, 09:52:27 AM
God knows what happened (can you ask him please kin?).

 rotflmfao

He hasn't replied.  I prayed and prayed and prayed, but I must have the wrong number - or the wrong god.  Maybe the number I have for him is a mistranslation from the original Hebrew, Greek, Latin, Chinese?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 16, 2011, 09:55:20 AM
God knows what happened (can you ask him please kin?).

 rotflmfao

He hasn't replied.  I prayed and prayed and prayed, but I must have the wrong number - or the wrong god.  Maybe the number I have for him is a mistranslation from the original Hebrew, Greek, Latin, Chinese?

Nah.  He's just busy trying to figure it out himself first.  Don't worry...he'll get back to ya.  Least that's what they say.  Who's 'they' btw? 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 16, 2011, 12:13:49 PM
God knows what happened (can you ask him please kin?).

 rotflmfao

He hasn't replied.  I prayed and prayed and prayed, but I must have the wrong number - or the wrong god.  Maybe the number I have for him is a mistranslation from the original Hebrew, Greek, Latin, Chinese?

He phoned me, he has to check with his people as well..obviously he can't know everything. Not like he's omnipotent or all knowing or anything like that. But He said he didn't believe you were real at first..Don't worry, I convinced him you are and you should be hearing from him soon.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 17, 2011, 01:58:25 PM
Amazing how fast the wheels turn once ya give 'em a wee push.  Lots going on and lots more to do, but she's getting there. 

 :)up


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 17, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
 :-*


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 02:16:33 PM
:-*

Awwww, right back at ya   :-*



(Sorry Tighty...lol)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 18, 2011, 02:32:57 PM
:-*

Awwww, right back at ya   :-*



(Sorry Tighty...lol)

Awww, isn't they adorable?


P.S. Did I mention David Walliams felt MrsB up today?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 02:38:36 PM
Only two more sleeps til the crew land in Killarney.  Soooooo looking forward to it!!! 

Friday I've cheesecake and frosted brownies to greet them.  It'll mostly be a 'get to know Killarney' day.  We'll likely stop in a pub or two along the way and Ger's in charge of mapping out the pub crawl.  God help us...and our livers.  lol

We've had another change of plans in that Sarah is landing to us Saturday instead.  She has a footy match on Sunday and her coach tried to push it to later in the evening for us, but the other team weren't having it.  No worries.  Means she can join us for the boat trip - and the travel to and from the boat.  The banter will be good fun that day and I'll be taking lots of pictures for ye along the way.

As Sunday is pretty much free now, I'm kicking around a trip to Torc Waterfall for whoever wants to go.  Nothing written in stone though.  Reckon Saturday is going to be a killer so we'll see how we feel come Sunday morning.  One thing's for sure.  I don't really care what we do.  I'm just very much looking forward to spending time with the crew who made the trip.  All very special people and it will be a brilliant week-end, no matter what we get up to.





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 02:41:32 PM
:-*

Awwww, right back at ya   :-*



(Sorry Tighty...lol)

Awww, isn't they adorable?


P.S. Did I mention David Walliams felt MrsB up today?

Hope his wife doesn't find out.  Did Mrs B leave a mark when she walloped him?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 02:56:03 PM
Been doing a bit of house clearing around here.  Amazing how much useless rubbish gathers over the years.  Even more surprising was discovering that things you once thought were so important at some point, really aren't as big as they seemed.  Not sure how to put this into words, but it's been such a 'release' for me.  If that makes any sense?  Letting go of the past doesn't have to be difficult.  It can be an amazing and uplifting experience as it turns out.  Just when I thought I couldn't be any happier.  Life is good.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 03:13:35 PM
:-*

Awwww, right back at ya   :-*



(Sorry Tighty...lol)

Awww, isn't they adorable?


P.S. Did I mention David Walliams felt MrsB up today?

Hope his wife doesn't find out.  Did Mrs B leave a mark when she walloped him?

Disregard. 

FFS Boldie - if yer gonna tell a tale, get it right!   rotflmfao

Mrs. B has just clued me in via fb. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 03:27:11 PM
Now yer in for it ya bald midget...MrsB on thread.   ;scarymoment;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
I've avoided watching the news with well over a week.  Turned it on just now and the very first report I get?  The Queen and that dude that travels about with her were at the Guinness Factory today.  And the pair of them turned down a perfectly pulled free pint during their visit!  WTF?!  Sigh.  Someone have a word with them please.  That's just so wrong.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: DMorgan on May 18, 2011, 07:14:13 PM
Are you coming down to ukipt cork laxie?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 18, 2011, 07:22:47 PM
Are you coming down to ukipt cork laxie?

Afraid not.  All on the same week-end innit?  Good luck to ya if you're going though.  If ya get a horrible bad beat and yer bored, feel free to hop a train to Killarney and hook up with us.  More than welcome.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 19, 2011, 10:06:22 AM
Gotta be more careful near street curbs...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/222976_10150589817765092_539720091_18669980_6307059_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 19, 2011, 11:09:46 AM
ROTFLMFAO Yes, those "curbs" are dangerous. I'm sure the marines didn't have anything to do with it


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 19, 2011, 11:14:38 AM
ROTFLMFAO Yes, those "curbs" are dangerous. I'm sure the marines didn't have anything to do with it

Well, whatever do you mean?  Curbs can be very tricky sometimes.   :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 20, 2011, 08:51:46 AM
It's going to be a VERY good week-end   :D  Bringing the lappy with me, but can't promise much more than 'trip' report on Monday.  Hope you lot have a good one too. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 20, 2011, 09:40:16 PM
I'm drunk, a very rare occurence I can assure you, Killlarney is great.

/trip report


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 21, 2011, 03:34:51 AM
And sobered up again after a few hours sleep. Obv wide awake now as drink always makes me sleep less so..wondering what to do now. Just downloading the RP so I've got a couple of hours to read that but breakfast won't be served till 8....only 4.5 hours to go then...sigh


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 22, 2011, 08:45:26 AM
 rotflmfao  Yer slightly tapped Boldie.  Just a bit mind, but ya are.  Oh - and he's rubbish at the poker everyone.  Free chips!  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 22, 2011, 09:01:39 AM
Sigh...lucky fish


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 22, 2011, 12:22:54 PM
Soul read obv.8 10 os indeed. Wtf were you thinking trying to out bink me?! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Dingdell on May 23, 2011, 03:02:19 PM
I've avoided watching the news with well over a week.  Turned it on just now and the very first report I get?  The Queen and that dude that travels about with her were at the Guinness Factory today.  And the pair of them turned down a perfectly pulled free pint during their visit!  WTF?!  Sigh.  Someone have a word with them please.  That's just so wrong.

I hope you had a guilt free weekend Laxie, all those calories and alcohol. Looking forward to the trip reports!YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijJVIs8rxPE


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 23, 2011, 03:09:35 PM
Trip report will be done before the day is out...promise. 

Currently trying to get my head around some VERY good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;letsparty; ;mexicanwave; ;letsparty;



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Ironside on May 23, 2011, 05:35:35 PM


Currently trying to get my head around some VERY good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;letsparty; ;mexicanwave; ;letsparty;


are you expecting?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 23, 2011, 05:36:54 PM
Seriously...someone pinch me or summat.  Proper tears going on here.  How can one person run this good in such a short time?  Blimey.  Don't even know what to say.  Mark it in yer calendars folks - Laxie is speechless.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 23, 2011, 05:39:22 PM
I Knew it!!!!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on May 23, 2011, 05:39:32 PM
is it the 3d tv makin' yer all excited?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 23, 2011, 06:20:24 PM
No - I'm not expecting!!!  That would be a pretty neat trick considering I'd a job done years ago to prevent further expectations.   

The owner of said telly very definitely has a major role in recent run good events. 

But there's more.  Only I'm not telling...yet.  If at all.  Let's just say I get to close one really horrible chapter sooner than I expected. 

Life is sooooo very good.  Going to take Ger's advice - don't question it, just embrace it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod on May 23, 2011, 08:23:49 PM
Seriously...someone pinch me or summat.  Proper tears going on here.  How can one person run this good in such a short time?  Blimey.  Don't even know what to say.  Mark it in yer calendars folks - Laxie is speechless.
Are guesses allow? I wanna play the guessing game :-)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 23, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Seriously...someone pinch me or summat.  Proper tears going on here.  How can one person run this good in such a short time?  Blimey.  Don't even know what to say.  Mark it in yer calendars folks - Laxie is speechless.
Are guesses allow? I wanna play the guessing game :-)

You can guess away via PM if ya like.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Ironside on May 23, 2011, 11:14:12 PM
I got it, your other half is expecting?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2011, 12:40:18 AM
I got it, your other half is expecting?

Now THAT would be some news, huh?   rotflmfao  As it happens, you're not far off but that doesn't relate to this.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod on May 24, 2011, 07:06:34 AM
Seriously...someone pinch me or summat.  Proper tears going on here.  How can one person run this good in such a short time?  Blimey.  Don't even know what to say.  Mark it in yer calendars folks - Laxie is speechless.
Are guesses allow? I wanna play the guessing game :-)

You can guess away via PM if ya like.   ;)
OK, PM Sent then


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2011, 08:37:01 AM
Seriously...someone pinch me or summat.  Proper tears going on here.  How can one person run this good in such a short time?  Blimey.  Don't even know what to say.  Mark it in yer calendars folks - Laxie is speechless.
Are guesses allow? I wanna play the guessing game :-)

You can guess away via PM if ya like.   ;)
OK, PM Sent then

And replied.  How cool is that?!  Modern technology at it's finest. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2011, 10:13:01 AM
I've a Killarney trip report to get to, complete with pics.  But I've also got to take Sarah to see the orthodontist surgeon in Cork City today.  That means trip report will have to wait til this evening. 

We're heading to a new place today.  Other side of the city, never been and no clue how to get there.  No sat nav either.  What I do have is a friend named Mary who lives in a part of the city I do know.  So we're heading to Mary's house and she'll carry us to the hospital appointment.

Seriously, how long can a run good last?  Don't even mind having to go dress shopping with Sarah today.  Someone call a nurse. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on May 24, 2011, 11:14:46 AM
You never heard of maps?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
You never heard of maps?

Don't need maps when ya haz a Mary.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mgd on May 24, 2011, 07:48:09 PM
I am now connected,, but how do I get to see you play, I have forgotten.. my oh my.. what to do,, hope you got home safe, and I am no SAT NAV, I  just bluff it...  LMAO


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 24, 2011, 08:05:34 PM
FOL's there's 2 of them

Geo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 24, 2011, 08:06:12 PM
Does Mary has medal?

Geo


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2011, 08:46:51 PM
I am now connected,, but how do I get to see you play, I have forgotten.. my oh my.. what to do,, hope you got home safe, and I am no SAT NAV, I  just bluff it...  LMAO

Log on to yer skypoker account goose!  Then find Blonde Club 4 and click on it.  Make sure wee box at the bottom that says Reg Only is tick free if ya can't find it listed.  Don't worry about fleas though...we're clear that way. 

In the tourney lobby you'll see a tab that says tables and players.  Click on it.  Then find me name and click on observe table.  Bob's yer uncle and Mary's yer...walking talking SAT NAV. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 24, 2011, 09:03:26 PM
FOL's there's 2 of them

Geo

Translation for Mary - FOL = feck our lives

And yeah Geo...yer not far off there.   rotflmfao

Does Mary has medal?

Geo

Mary has no medals yet.  She's new to this poker carry on.  I's teachin' her.  God help us all.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on May 25, 2011, 08:36:52 AM
Hello Mary, Welcome. x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 10:44:24 AM
Now then...I owe you lot a trip report.  Celtic Chaos.  Well, it may have been chaotic if more of the people on the 'interested' list had actually made the trip.  But as it happens, we got our backside kicked when so many other things hit the schedule on those same dates.  Might seem odd, but I was genuinely glad of that.  There was a lot going on behind the scenes and those close friends who made the trip, handled everything to perfection.  Couldn't have asked for a better bunch.

Friday I hitched a ride with Bridget to Kerry airport.  I'd baked a cheese cake the night before, but got distracted when I should have been concentrating on the fruit glaze for the top of it.  Blaming it on a skype chat with Ger and Jack til the wee hours.  Anyway, woke at 6:30am Friday to tear into it, but do ya think it would set in time for the ride to the airport?  Obv not.  Add to that, cling film that didn't even cling to itself and a lunatic driver in Bridget.  I was wearing some of the glaze by the time we got to the airport.  Marv. 

Arrived to find Paulie had too.  He was sat outside when I walked up.  Huh?!
 
"Why aren't you at the bar having a pint?"
 
"I didn't know there was one."
 
I've no idea how Kerry Airport got the 'International' title thrown into it's name because it's a tiny spot, but yer in Ireland...of course there's a bar!!! 

Introduced Paulie and Bridget, ordered our pints and waited for the arrival of the Manchester four.  Somehow Paulie and I got confused looking at the 'arrivals' screen.  We got it in our heads they were landing at 13:35 so I rang the taxi to inform him of the delay.  Only it was the departures screen we'd been looking at.  Just as well because Boldie had checked a bag.  He's such a girl.  By the time he collected his girly bag, I'd my time with Jack and we sank a couple of drinks, our taxi driver was giving gentle nudges to please get our backsides out to his minivan.  It's a good job Charlie was a patient man.  This wouldn't be his first time trying to gather us...but he'd have his revenge later.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 10:53:53 AM
Friday was spent mostly catching up and chilling out.  We checked in to the hotel and I have to say, I was a bit worried about that.  I'd never been there and wasn't sure of the state of the place, but it was nice enough.  They held the brownies and cheesecake in their fridge for us and were generally a really nice lot. 

Tossed our bags into rooms and made our way to the bar.  Jack and I were trying to behave, but not sure if the rest would agree.  lol  After a few rounds it was off to Murphy's Bar where we had a bite to eat.  Much needed soakage in preparation for the rest of the day.  By now the drinks were hitting us a bit.  Ger had already made a new friend too....

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0440.jpg) 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:09:36 AM
The pints were starting to take their toll on us, so I suggested we head to a place called The Kube where they serve cocktails.  That's where it all went a bit silly.  This couple decided they'd like us to join them...so we did.  Coats were flying, so were the laughs and so were a few of the people if memory serves me right...but we won't go there.  Copious Long Island Ice Teas and Mojitos later, we finished up and said our goodbyes to the couple. 

Paulie is the type that if you say, "We're off"...he's off.  Only, the rest of us got sidetracked on the way back to the hotel.  Well, I got sidetracked and the rest either followed or stayed glued to the front door of the shop I'd gone in to.  Needed a sheep.  Made perfect sense to get it then, at near enough midnight, after lots of ice teas.  Found one too.  And a cool sheep it was.  But we lost Paulie in the process.  Luckily Ger found him when we got back to the hotel and had our last round or two before calling it a night.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:19:20 AM
Saturday.  Sigh.  I'd such grand plans for us on the Saturday.  I'd a horse and carriage booked to collect us at the hotel at 1:30.  We were to be carried to the lake where a boat was waiting to take us on an hour's trip around the place.  Then the horse and carriage were carrying us back to the pub of our choice for the Reverse Sheep Quiz.  But Mother Nature stuck her nose in and threw a proper spanner into the works.  It rained.  Lots.  Non-stop.  FFS!

Ah well.  The boat has cover, so we can still do that.  I'll just get Charlie to collect us instead of the carriage.  Famous last words.  Sarah arrived.  Followed shortly by a horse and carriage who never got the message from the office, and leading the rear was taxi Charlie...who had to wait for us yet again as we fixed up for our meal and finished drinks.  Meanwhile, Ger had to break the news to the horsey guy that he'd been cancelled over an hour ago.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:24:21 AM
The boat ride would have been great if you could see anything.   rotflmfao  Between the fogged up windows on the inside and the pelting mist outside.............

Boldie and MrsB making the best of it.  Side note - she's not used to a session.  We'd a proper session of it Friday.  She wasn't well.  And she went on a boat.  The woman is a ROCK!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0444.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:29:26 AM
Paulie, Ger and Sarah pretending we're in the Bahamas

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0441.jpg)



Or San Diego even....
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0443.jpg)


But Paulie copped on in the end

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0442.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:31:55 AM
Awwwwwww, don't ya just want to cuddle him?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0445.jpg)

Ps  That's Jack in case ya weren't sure.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:38:32 AM
Charlie's instructions were to ring him when we were heading back to shore.  I did and was told he'd be there in 5 - 6 minutes.  He lied.  This was his time for revenge.  We kept ourselves amused by debating the colour of Charlie's van because some one of us would say, "Is that him?" with every vehicle that pulled up.  Sarah was sure she knew the colour.  Ger didn't agree.  They had a bet on it.  Ger lost.  Nothing new there then. 

Poor Wendy.  She really was a trooper, god love her

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0447.jpg)


And the rest of the motley crew as we stood getting drenched waiting for Charlie...I'm the one behind the camera

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0446.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Charlie got there in the end.  Think we only had to wait like 20 minutes.  Back to the hotel for Reverse Sheep Quiz and cake. 

Sarah did a great job putting up with everyone's objections.  Ger was pretty much overruled every time.  Boldie too.  The pair of them were chancing their arm at every corner.  Paulie did well considering he only answered the questions 5 minutes beforehand.  Deffo no googling by him.  Jack was sure he'd be failed for fun and rack up most points.  He was pleasantly surprised to be so close to the win in the end, but Wendy crushed the lot of them.

Well done Chicka!!!  She named her prize Kerry...as ya do when yer in Kerry.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0448.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
After the quiz, Wendy threw down for a nap and the rest of us watched the rugby.  Sarah went off to a shop and returned with this cheesy pound shop Texas Hold Em kit.  A few chips and a deck of cards and it was shuffle up and deal time.  By now, Ger had lost his second flip of the day to Sarah and he was out for blood.  What was the second flip?  Literally a flip of a coin.  How good does she run?

She didn't run as good at the poker this time, but was delighted it wasn't Ger who took her out.  Ger won the wee sit n go and had bragging rights for a bit.  Then it was time to walk Sarah back to the train and send her home.  She'd a lovely time with everyone and it was really nice to see. 

After dropping Sarah, Wendy and I decided we'd go on a recon mission to find a place for dinner before the main poker at the Cue Club.  We found one.  We read the menu, read the terms of service (pay what ya think the meal is worth), got a giggle and phoned the Lads to meet us.  It was a proper hippy artsy style place.  Bring your own wine too.  We would have if we'd known in advance, but not enough time now.  The food was 'interesting'.  It was kinda a mix of health kick meets I dunno what, but the Lads got through it and never once complained about lack of drink.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0451.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0452.jpg)


Well, I'm pretty sure one of us may have been silently suffering without his pint...as he waited for his potato pizza.  Yep.  You read right.  Ger had a potato pizza.  Only in Ireland folks.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0450.jpg)





Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 12:19:18 PM
Then it was off to poker at the Cue Club.  It's owned by Connie O'Sullivan and run mostly by he and his family.  Started off as a snooker club and still has a room devoted to that.  But when the poker boom hit the local pubs and clubs, he changed things around and joined the rush. 

The club can seat up to 90 (maybe more?) for a bigger event, but usually they have no more than 5 or 6 tables on a typical night of it.  On this particular Saturday night...they'd 12 locals and the 6 of us.  Everyone else was up in Cork at the PokerStars UKIPT.  Sigh.  Paulie is in charge of planning in future.  That's all there is to it. 

On the plus side, they serve drink.  Being a snooker club, they get past the rules on it.  Once the first round was ordered, Ger announced a bounty on my head.  Obviously I returned the favour and put one on him too.  Then it was time to play. 

I've seen some shocking hands played out in my time, but it took all my will not to burst out laughing on several occasions that night.  One local asked could he buy back in after I'd knocked him out.  He was sooooo bad, we were only delighted to let him have another go.  And he obliged by donking the second lot off in no time too. 

But he wasn't first out.  Oh no.  First out award goes to Boldie who was knocked out by yours truly.  Mrs B rarely plays poker.  She lasted way longer than he did.  UL Sir, GG, WP.

Here he is reading a magazine in the loser's corner...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0455.jpg)



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 12:53:38 PM
The locals had no worries when it came to soft play.  Obviously the six of us were gunning for each other a goodly bit.  But we also knew (most of us) when we were beat.  

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0453.jpg)


Wendy, random local and Connie at the back...Jack and Ger up close.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0456.jpg)


And then there were 4.  On the bubble with Paulie, Jack, random local and dealer.  I was the 4th person, hiding behind the camera...but I didn't come 4th in the tourney.  Bubble burst and Paulie, Jack and I got the lot.  I was busted by Paulie in 3rd for €80, Paulie took 2nd for €150 (plus Ger's €20 bounty on me) and Jack won it for €250.  UL random local and UL to the other 3 in our group.  

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0459.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0464.jpg)









Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 01:25:13 PM
Sunday was a pretty laid back affair.  I'd plans to hit Torc Waterfall with them, but when the morning started out with more rain, the idea just kinda went from the brain.  Mother Nature had won.  No point fighting it.  Off to the pub. 

First stop was the 98 Bar.  That's about the time the rain stopped as well.  But it was too late.  We were in full flow chatting and having a laugh on the wee roof terrace where we spent a goodly bit of time.  From there it was off to Scott's Garden where we had lunch and got chatting to a couple and their lively young son. 

The Boldie duo went shopping and walking for themselves.  They took a wrong turn or two which meant more of a scenic route than I think they'd planned.  But they luckboxed the route and found themselves walking alongside a river or summat. 

We met up with them a bit later back at the hotel to decide on a last supper spot.  Chinese was the request.  I knew of a really good Thai place, but couldn't think of any decent Chinese spots.  Turns out there was one right across from the hotel, but not one of us spotted it!  So off we went to the Thai and had a really nice dinner, followed by a few more drinks in a pub on the way back to the hotel before calling it a night.

This was the sign in the Ladies room at the 98 Bar.  Dunno what they think we get up to in there, but anyway....

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0465.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 01:33:18 PM
Monday.  Sigh.  Wasn't looking forward to Monday AT ALL. 

/ Monday report.

All in all, a lovely week-end with some very special people and I was delighted they made the trip.  Pity about the weather but I've said it before and I'll say it again...great country if only we could roof it.  At least we managed to motor on through it and had a nice week-end. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on May 25, 2011, 01:36:57 PM
Super report, glad it all went well.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 01:39:40 PM
Sarah's ortho appointment went without a hitch yesterday.  Mary was a life saver taking us there and back from her place.  I can honestly say I would never have found the place in the 10 minutes it took her.  We'd probably still be driving around trying to find it!  She also made a lovely dinner for us at her place after, while I carried Sarah shopping for a dress.  

Always does me head in making these consult visits.  Takes 90 minutes to get there for a 5 minute appointment to confirm what we were already told before we ever got there.  WTF?!  Why do they insist on those trips?

Ah well.  Gave Sarah and I a chance to talk.  And talk we did.  Wasn't easy, that's for sure.  Tears flowed, but laughter followed so I'm glad we did it.  We're going to be ok.  Most important...she's going to be ok.  Did give her a gentle warning though.  She's a good kid.  Genuinely.  So she'd better not use latest developments as an excuse to run wreck around the place or I'll hunt her down meself.  lol  

Said with a wee rogue look on her face, "Not even a little bit?"  

"NO!"  

Loves ya Sarah!  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 01:50:30 PM
There's another bit of big news to report, but I've a few things to get done around here before I tackle that post.  Will get back to ya later. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 25, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
For the record:   No. I don't want to cuddle him.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 03:32:50 PM
For the record:   No. I don't want to cuddle him.

Yer just saying that.  I know ya want to really.  Granted, it'd be pretty crowded with me already there.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 25, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
Awwwwwww, don't ya just want to cuddle him?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0445.jpg)

Ps  That's Jack in case ya weren't sure.

Could you please post the original pic befor you photoshopped the hair out.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 25, 2011, 08:29:05 PM
 rotflmfao  Not yer fault the rain had squashed it all down.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on May 26, 2011, 03:44:08 AM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Glad you all had a lovely time!!!!!

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 07:06:33 AM
Can't believe I posted about having more big news and not one of ye bit.  Sigh.  Spoil sports.

Can only gather that either -

A) you know me well enough to know where this is going without a post
or
B) you're on my facebook list and got the news there already.

If it's not one of those two, then we're going with -

C) you're about to get a wee shock for yerself.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 09:17:45 AM
Laxie's moving to Leicester!!!  And it only took me the bones of two weeks to work out how to spell it.

Yes, the kids know and have actually taken to the news better than expected.  In fact, they've been lovely about it.  And no, I've not lost me senses.  After living in limbo for so long, I was always moving on at some point anyway.  Just so happens, I've reached that point sooner than anticipated.

Despite our best efforts to run a smooth ship under difficult circumstances, I never realised the tension in the house until it was announced I was moving.  Suddenly it's like a weight's been lifted off the shoulders of everyone here.  I'll miss the kids.  No doubt about it.  And they'll miss me.  But they know I'm only an hour's flight away and they're also welcome to Leicester any time they like. 

They're going to stay put finishing school in the place they've always known, with the friends they've always known.  And now they won't have to walk around on the egg shells I never realised were here.  Whatever about anything else, Timothy is a good dad too.  Between us, we'll manage it.  Just not under the same roof.  I've great kids.  Always known it, but they've shone through with flying colours on this one.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 27, 2011, 09:27:47 AM
Do you realise that the value of my property will go down?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 09:29:52 AM
Do you realise that the value of my property will go down?

I'll do me best to keep the noise level down and plant some flowers or summat.  Promise.  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 09:33:36 AM
PS  You do realise that I didn't realise you lived nearby?  And with that realisation, you do realise a visit to ChezRed is basically mandatory, yeah?  See ya soon. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on May 27, 2011, 09:37:58 AM
PS  You do realise that I didn't realise you lived nearby?  And with that realisation, you do realise a visit to ChezRed is basically mandatory, yeah?  See ya soon. 

I'm not in.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 09:39:50 AM
PS  You do realise that I didn't realise you lived nearby?  And with that realisation, you do realise a visit to ChezRed is basically mandatory, yeah?  See ya soon. 

I'm not in.

I'm not there yet. 

But I'll bring nice treats when I do turn up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: the sicilian on May 27, 2011, 09:43:25 AM
Hi Laxie

best of luck to you.... You will have to forgive me as i'm not up to speed on your domestics..how old are your children and i assume there going to live with their Dad ?



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 09:46:06 AM
Hi Laxie

best of luck to you.... You will have to forgive me as i'm not up to speed on your domestics..how old are your children and i assume there going to live with their Dad ?



No worries.  Sarah is the youngest and she's 14.  Sinéad is nearly 16 and Brian is 19.  They're staying in the home they've grown up in - with their Dad.

On a few occasions with the last couple of years, he'd been asked to move back to his home place but he refused.  You don't do that in rural Ireland apparently.  I've no family in Ireland and had been a stay at home mom for most of their lives.  Finding work in this area was impossible as the locals felt they were taking sides if they hired me.  So we stuck it out under the same roof for the last couple of years and I'd intended to stick it out for the next three as well.  But things change.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: the sicilian on May 27, 2011, 09:53:48 AM
Hi Laxie

best of luck to you.... You will have to forgive me as i'm not up to speed on your domestics..how old are your children and i assume there going to live with their Dad ?



Sarah is the youngest and she's 14.  Sinéad is nearly 16 and Brian is 19.  They're staying in the home they've grown up in with their Dad...yes.


Ah thanks Laxie..Apologies if it sounded like an odd question...hope u find happiness


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 09:57:40 AM
Seriously, no worries.  I've edited my reply above too as it seemed a bit snippy to me, so apologies if it came across that way initially. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: the sicilian on May 27, 2011, 10:18:09 AM
Hi Laxie

best of luck to you.... You will have to forgive me as i'm not up to speed on your domestics..how old are your children and i assume there going to live with their Dad ?



No worries.  Sarah is the youngest and she's 14.  Sinéad is nearly 16 and Brian is 19.  They're staying in the home they've grown up in - with their Dad.

On a few occasions with the last couple of years, he'd been asked to move back to his home place but he refused.  You don't do that in rural Ireland apparently.  I've no family in Ireland and had been a stay at home mom for most of their lives.  Finding work in this area was impossible as the locals felt they were taking sides if they hired me.  So we stuck it out under the same roof for the last couple of years and I'd intended to stick it out for the next three as well.  But things change.

I can sympathise with your situation... My ex wife and I remained under the same roof for 2 years after we were properly divorced as the financial side of our relationship was so complex  .....  it is truly a surreal situation


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 10:25:53 AM
Hi Laxie

best of luck to you.... You will have to forgive me as i'm not up to speed on your domestics..how old are your children and i assume there going to live with their Dad ?



No worries.  Sarah is the youngest and she's 14.  Sinéad is nearly 16 and Brian is 19.  They're staying in the home they've grown up in - with their Dad.

On a few occasions with the last couple of years, he'd been asked to move back to his home place but he refused.  You don't do that in rural Ireland apparently.  I've no family in Ireland and had been a stay at home mom for most of their lives.  Finding work in this area was impossible as the locals felt they were taking sides if they hired me.  So we stuck it out under the same roof for the last couple of years and I'd intended to stick it out for the next three as well.  But things change.

I can sympathise with your situation... My ex wife and I remained under the same roof for 2 years after we were properly divorced as the financial side of our relationship was so complex  .....  it is truly a surreal situation

Blimey.  Didn't realise there were more out there like us. 

Around here the locals had it in their heads we must be grand to say we were living under the same roof.  A few very close friends knew snippets.  Only we knew the truth.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 10:30:59 AM
As for finding happiness?  Well you can sing that!!!  I'm over the moon and I've never been more sure about anything in my life.  If you haven't kept up to speed, might want to go back to about page 102 of this thread.  Right about here to be exact...

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47002.msg1367347#msg1367347



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: the sicilian on May 27, 2011, 10:36:36 AM
As for finding happiness?  Well you can sing that!!!  I'm over the moon and I've never been more sure about anything in my life.  If you haven't kept up to speed, might want to go back to about page 102 of this thread.  Right about here to be exact...

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47002.msg1367347#msg1367347



ah...no worries im up to speed with recent developments...hope it all goes well....  yup.. as far relationships and divorces go..i got you beat... eastenders had nothing on me..intrigue, phone tapping and hitman requests are but the highlights...lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Supernova on May 27, 2011, 10:43:36 AM
Hi Laxie

best of luck to you.... You will have to forgive me as i'm not up to speed on your domestics..how old are your children and i assume there going to live with their Dad ?



No worries.  Sarah is the youngest and she's 14.  Sinéad is nearly 16 and Brian is 19.  They're staying in the home they've grown up in - with their Dad.

On a few occasions with the last couple of years, he'd been asked to move back to his home place but he refused.  You don't do that in rural Ireland apparently.  I've no family in Ireland and had been a stay at home mom for most of their lives.  Finding work in this area was impossible as the locals felt they were taking sides if they hired me.  So we stuck it out under the same roof for the last couple of years and I'd intended to stick it out for the next three as well.  But things change.

I can sympathise with your situation... My ex wife and I remained under the same roof for 2 years after we were properly divorced as the financial side of our relationship was so complex  .....  it is truly a surreal situation

Blimey.  Didn't realise there were more out there like us. 

Around here the locals had it in their heads we must be grand to say we were living under the same roof.  A few very close friends knew snippets.  Only we knew the truth.

I'm thrilled to bits for you hunni  ;applause; and yes there are more like you out there/in here like that - trust me!

I wish you both every happiness in the world  :) xxx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 10:47:49 AM
As for finding happiness?  Well you can sing that!!!  I'm over the moon and I've never been more sure about anything in my life.  If you haven't kept up to speed, might want to go back to about page 102 of this thread.  Right about here to be exact...

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47002.msg1367347#msg1367347



ah...no worries im up to speed with recent developments...hope it all goes well....  yup.. as far relationships and divorces go..i got you beat... eastenders had nothing on me..intrigue, phone tapping and hitman requests are but the highlights...lol

 ;surrender;  Yeah...you definitely win!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 11:03:43 AM
After a couple of tough years, I'd grown numb to the thought of true happiness.  Then Jack came along and the feelings I have for him scared the hell out of me.  There was genuine panic on my part.  This isn't supposed to happen to me.  But a wise man named Ger said..."Don't question it.  Just embrace it!"

So from June 16th, Jack and I are taking the plunge and starting a new life together.  I know it may seem crazy from the outside looking in to be moving so fast.  But we're not getting any younger and I don't see the point in hanging about when we're both so sure. 

Time to embrace life again.  And that's just what we're going to do...together.  I get butterflies just thinking about it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 27, 2011, 11:22:24 AM
I liked this diary better when there was just talk about dogs in it rather than all this lovey-dovey stuff. ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 11:28:41 AM
I liked this diary better when there was just talk about dogs in it rather than all this lovey-dovey stuff. ;)

Wondered where me German dwarf had run off to.  Thought you might still be a bit sour over the soul read at the week-end.   ;D

Speaking of dogs, they're doing great.  Lily is STILL going strong.  I don't get it.  We honestly thought we'd be lucky to see her through Easter, but she's not shown signs of pain or trouble yet.  And Cassie is still her cheesy self around the place, but add MEGA shedding by her into the mix as well.  Might have to go back to the idea of strapping cloths onto their four legs to help me brush the floors.  There's hair every fecking where! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: the sicilian on May 27, 2011, 11:28:51 AM
I liked this diary better when there was just talk about dogs in it rather than all this lovey-dovey stuff. ;)

obv married :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 27, 2011, 11:32:13 AM
I liked this diary better when there was just talk about dogs in it rather than all this lovey-dovey stuff. ;)

Wondered where me German dwarf had run off to.  Thought you might still be a bit sour over the soul read at the week-end.   ;D

Speaking of dogs, they're doing great.  Lily is STILL going strong.  I don't get it.  We honestly thought we'd be lucky to see her through Easter, but she's not shown signs of pain or trouble yet.  And Cassie is still her cheesy self around the place, but add MEGA shedding by her into the mix as well.  Might have to go back to the idea of strapping cloths onto their four legs to help me brush the floors.  There's hair every fecking where! 

don't worry, that phase doesn't last long.

I know :(


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 11:52:20 AM
Beginning to wonder is it because of the combo of odd weather (it's supposed to be summer but ya wouldn't know it to look outside) and the fact I still have a fire put down in the sitting room most nights.  It's like her coat want to thin for the summer, but then grows back just as fast.  Rinse repeat with over a month now.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: hector62 on May 27, 2011, 12:47:23 PM
Are the dogs moving to Leicester too?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 12:59:47 PM
Are the dogs moving to Leicester too?

There were discussions about what would happen there, but the kids have asked if they can stay with them.  I've said yes obviously.  

Lily was a no brainer.  She's always and ever been here.  

Cassie was a question mark in my mind due to how she came to be here.

Sarah especially adores them both and the other two enjoy them as well - so I won't be taking Cassie away from them.  Especially not when Lily is so close to her last legs here.  

I'll have Sarah send me email reports on Cassie to be posted here for everyone who's been following her journey.  Plus I'll be returning now and then for various things to do with the kids and will take photos during my visits.  

As I said from the start...Cassie is part of the family and will always be treated as such.  There's only one part of this family moving on, and that's me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on May 27, 2011, 01:47:37 PM
have you ever been to leicester?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: rex008 on May 27, 2011, 02:52:17 PM
have you ever been to leicester?

LOL :).

It does mean you're <30 mins from DTD. I'll warn them, next time I'm in. They may need to prepare.

Welcome to the East Midlands ;boltpp;. When's the move?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on May 27, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
I think I might need to invest in some noise cancelling headphones.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 06:08:15 PM
I'm over on June 16th so warm up those alarms.  Think you'll be surprised though.  He really has quietened me a bit. 

Been to Nottingham and DTD before obv, but don't think I've ever been to Leicester.  Always a first time and the 'where' of this was never going to be an issue anyway. 

I didn't pick the town.  It's all about the man who happens to live there.  I've put all my trust and love in Jack and it wouldn't matter where he lives to be honest. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on May 27, 2011, 06:23:17 PM
Lax, once you're settled why don't you and Jack come to dinner at our house? we're only an hour away.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 27, 2011, 06:32:01 PM
Lax, once you're settled why don't you and Jack come to dinner at our house? we're only an hour away.

Awwwww, that's really sweet of you and I'll risk it speaking for both of us by saying we'd love to.  Be great to see you and the Mrs. again!  Also be most excellent to meet the next generation you two have been busy with.  Cheers!  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Delboy on May 27, 2011, 07:20:54 PM
Pleasure. Nic will sort out details with you on FB, after the 16th. I'll cook


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on May 28, 2011, 12:41:40 AM
Lax, once you're settled why don't you and Jack come to dinner at our house? we're only an hour away.

Awwwww, that's really sweet of you and I'll risk it speaking for both of us by saying we'd love to.  Be great to see you and the Mrs. again!  Also be most excellent to meet the next generation you two have been busy with.  Cheers!  x

That's a lovely thought Del, thank you very much. We're kicking around the idea of a 'welcome to England' get together too one weekend for our mates. We'd love you to come if it happens.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on May 28, 2011, 10:58:03 AM
I'm over on June 16th so warm up those alarms.  Think you'll be surprised though.  He really has quietened me a bit.  

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on May 28, 2011, 11:08:03 AM
 ;gobsmacked;  It's TRUE dammit!  Well...mostly.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 06, 2011, 08:58:09 AM
The run good continues.  How lucky am I these days?! 

After years of begging Timothy to get an accountant because I hated trying to make sense of the yearly stuff, he's finally getting one!!!   ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

I was torn between helping out one last time or saying, "Not my problem now.  Sort it yerself."  Luckily we had a very good chat yesterday sorting other things and that came up.  Spoke honestly with no nastiness on either of our parts...and now I'm free of it!!!  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ok, maybe not a big deal in the grand scheme of things...but it's the little things in life.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 06, 2011, 10:47:16 AM
Been torn between wanting to do as much as I can around the place before I go and stepping back a bit.  Figure they need to have a trial run at life without constant back up from me.  It's been a real juggle to find the right blend, but between us we seem to be working it out.  Now and then I'll be at something and think, "Really must teach them how to do this."  Other times one of them will ask me to show them how something is done.  All sorts of things we took for granted as being my gigs around the place. 

I've kind of felt guilty throughout the years for being a stay at home mom and not contributing a wage.  Turns out I actually did contribute quite a lot around here...and it's only now we're starting to realise it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 06, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
Spent some time at Mary's this week-end.  She's an unreal host when you call to hers.  Was a relaxing Saturday and Sunday just chilling and catching up.  Funny thing though.  We'd always got along really well, but we were well aware of the way rural Ireland works...so very careful of just how much we'd divulge in the past.  Turns out we didn't know half as much as we thought about the other.  Was lovely to finally be ourselves. 

Heading back there on Thursday for another visit.  Only this time we'll be three instead of two.  Jack's joining us after he and Mary got a mad notion for him to fly over.  Well, I thought it was a mad notion at the time.  Especially as I'll be flying to him only four days after he leaves here.  What happened to my sensible Jack?!  Truth be told...I'm delighted.  4 more sleeps!!! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 11:08:42 AM
Was going to do a long post but I can't think straight because I'm too giddy.  Sorry.  Will get back to ya later.

Have a great day everyone!!!  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 01:36:54 PM
Pffffffffft  I'd grand intentions of getting other things done.  But then I received a formal complaint from a blonde who some say resembles a walrus.  He seems to think I was taking the easy way out with a quick post, when the long rambling ones are preferred.  So here it goes.  If you're not in the mood for long ramblings, ya know who to thank. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 01:51:36 PM
I was given the link to a map of the UK today and I'm to study it.  Ger is giving me a geography quiz later.  Surely he's bluffing?  Dunno, but I've managed to remember a few bits...just in case. 

Spelling is still a bit dodgy though.  Why do ye add letters in places they aren't needed ffs?!  Then to make matters worse, ye criss cross letters that aren't meant to be jumbled that way.  A prime example.  Leicester.  WTF?!  When I was growing up the rule was 'I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbour and weigh.'  I know the rule is basically rubbish.  Little words like 'their' prove that.  But still.  I'm not on about random words.  I'm on about names of places.  Could ye not at least have humoured me on this one?

I'll be ages learning how to spell everything, never mind learning where it all is!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: StuartHopkin on June 08, 2011, 01:56:47 PM
I was given the link to a map of the UK today and I'm to study it.  Ger is giving me a geography quiz later.  Surely he's bluffing?  Dunno, but I've managed to remember a few bits...just in case. 

Spelling is still a bit dodgy though.  Why do ye add letters in places they aren't needed ffs?!  Then to make matters worse, ye criss cross letters that aren't meant to be jumbled that way.  A prime example.  Leicester.  WTF?!  When I was growing up the rule was 'I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbour and weigh.'  I know the rule is basically rubbish.  Little words like 'their' prove that.  But still.  I'm not on about random words.  I'm on about names of places.  Could ye not at least have humoured me on this one?

I'll be ages learning how to spell everything, never mind learning where it all is!

There is a place nearby called Looga Barooga!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 08, 2011, 02:02:07 PM
it's so that one of my fave things in the world can exist, the joy of listening to yanks on the tube trying to pronounce place names

lie-chester square is obv the best but totten-ham court road and hol-born are good too


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:04:56 PM
The rest of today will mostly be spent getting through some paperwork and the likes around here.  Amazing how much there is to sort.  Probably won't get to all of it, but the most important will be organised for sure.  I'm pretty touchy about the filing system.  Every whole thing is sorted by topic, year and who it belongs to.  Shouldn't take too long to get through it, but I can't help doing it right...even if it is for the last time.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on June 08, 2011, 02:05:31 PM
When I was growing up the rule was 'I before E, except after C

Actually, it's 'I before E except when it's not'.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:06:22 PM
I was given the link to a map of the UK today and I'm to study it.  Ger is giving me a geography quiz later.  Surely he's bluffing?  Dunno, but I've managed to remember a few bits...just in case. 

Spelling is still a bit dodgy though.  Why do ye add letters in places they aren't needed ffs?!  Then to make matters worse, ye criss cross letters that aren't meant to be jumbled that way.  A prime example.  Leicester.  WTF?!  When I was growing up the rule was 'I before E, except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbour and weigh.'  I know the rule is basically rubbish.  Little words like 'their' prove that.  But still.  I'm not on about random words.  I'm on about names of places.  Could ye not at least have humoured me on this one?

I'll be ages learning how to spell everything, never mind learning where it all is!

There is a place nearby called Looga Barooga!

How do ye go from names all ending in 'shire' to something like that?!  Ah well...at least I can spell it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:07:03 PM
it's so that one of my fave things in the world can exist, the joy of listening to yanks on the tube trying to pronounce place names

lie-chester square is obv the best but totten-ham court road and hol-born are good too

Bite me.  Cheers.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:08:20 PM
When I was growing up the rule was 'I before E, except after C

Actually, it's 'I before E except when it's not'.

Huge help.  Sigh.  I'm screwed aren't I?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 08, 2011, 02:14:52 PM
according to QI there are more exceptions to the i before e rule than there are errrrrr, whatever the opposite of exceptions is

and it's not even close. there's about 12 words that follow the rule and 3 million that don't


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:27:02 PM
Tomorrow the mad running and racing begins.  Well, turns out it's tomorrow.  I didn't know that until an hour ago because I'd spent all the morning thinking today was Tuesday.  It's not.  It's Wednesday.  Fecking bank holidays always do that to me and we had one this past Monday.  Confused yet?  Welcome to my world.

Anyway, tomorrow (Thursday) I'm out of the house by around 1pm and heading for Killarney.  Originally I was just going for a hair appointment, but Sarah reminded me of the nail job they owe me.  I'm booked for that now as well and hoping it lasts more than 24 hours this time.  Not holding my breath though.  Girly things and I just don't mix.

That lot should take me to about 5pm.  From there, I'm off to Cork City for another visit to Mary's.  Jack lands at OMG a.m. on Friday.  It made more sense to go at my ease and spend the night at hers besides tearing road early the next morning.  Easy peasy for me.  Jack's not been as lucky with the times.  Poor Lad will be working on very little sleep by the time he lands.  Hope he takes a nap on the plane.  We've the week-end at Mary's then home again Sunday night/ Monday morning.

Then the real fun begins..........


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:29:10 PM
according to QI there are more exceptions to the i before e rule than there are errrrrr, whatever the opposite of exceptions is

and it's not even close. there's about 12 words that follow the rule and 3 million that don't

List the 12 words please and thank you.

I'll cut ya some slack on the 3 million obv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 08, 2011, 02:33:18 PM
nah, made up numbers obv

apparently these are the numbers using allowable scrabble words

923 words which have <cie>, 2,606 words which have <ei> after something other than <c>, and just 167 words which really do have <cei>. (Of which only six are really in everyday use.)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 08, 2011, 02:36:32 PM
e before i except in pie would be more accurate then?

Also Worcestershire Sauce is another great one on the listening to yanks attempt to say it front.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
nah, made up numbers obv

apparently these are the numbers using allowable scrabble words

923 words which have <cie>, 2,606 words which have <ei> after something other than <c>, and just 167 words which really do have <cei>. (Of which only six are really in everyday use.)

Knew I had dodgy teachers growing up.  

That said, imagine the carnage if UK towns and cities were allowed on a scrabble board?!  God knows I'd be throwing out a load of objections...and probably lose every damn one.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Longines on June 08, 2011, 02:40:59 PM
Spelling is still a bit dodgy though.  Why do ye add letters in places they aren't needed ffs?!  Then to make matters worse, ye criss cross letters that aren't meant to be jumbled that way.  A prime example.  Leicester.  WTF?! 

Wait till you get here - then you find out the locals decided to really take the piss when they got to pronunciation. When we moved up here I went into an Estate Agent and asked if they had any houses for sale in Kibworth Beauchamp, taking a guess that a French-sounding 'bow shomp' seemed reasonable.

"You're not from round here are you?" she smiled. Apparently it's Beecham.

Thankfully we didn't look at the Vale of Belvoir - wait till you hear that one....


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:42:02 PM
e before i except in pie would be more accurate then?

Also Worcestershire Sauce is another great one on the listening to yanks attempt to say it front.

Hands up.  I still can't pronounce that one properly.  Least I don't think so anyway.  You've enough to laugh at me about besides throwing that into the mix.  Cricket springs to mind.  Will be sure to practice before we meet again.  The Worcestershire one obv...not the cricket.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 08, 2011, 02:42:51 PM
they can't even pronounce iran/iraq properly so there's really no hope

salisbury, towcester, edinburgh all good fun

looga barooga is amazing. never heard it called that but I've never heard a yank try to say it, I'm off to find one now


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 08, 2011, 02:46:52 PM
I used to live near trottiscliffe

have a guess at how to pronounce that one dawn. I'm gonna guess you're not even close

answer here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trottiscliffe


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:48:08 PM
Spelling is still a bit dodgy though.  Why do ye add letters in places they aren't needed ffs?!  Then to make matters worse, ye criss cross letters that aren't meant to be jumbled that way.  A prime example.  Leicester.  WTF?! 

 Kibworth Beauchamp, taking a guess that a French-sounding 'bow shomp' seemed reasonable.

"You're not from round here are you?" she smiled. Apparently it's Beecham.

Thankfully we didn't look at the Vale of Belvoir - wait till you hear that one....


How the hell do they get Beecham out of Beauchamp?!  Good lord, I'll be ages learning this stuff.  gatso's personal entertainer while I'm at it.  Marv. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
I used to live near trottiscliffe

have a guess at how to pronounce that one dawn. I'm gonna guess you're not even close

answer here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trottiscliffe

Without looking at the link, I'll take a guess that it's like this - 'trots cliff'.  Another one of those ones where they threw a letter in (I) for a laugh.  Going to see how close I was now.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:51:52 PM
I used to live near trottiscliffe

have a guess at how to pronounce that one dawn. I'm gonna guess you're not even close

answer here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trottiscliffe

Without looking at the link, I'll take a guess that it's like this - 'trots cliff'.  Another one of those ones where they threw a letter in (I) for a laugh.  Going to see how close I was now.

Trozli?  TROZLI?!  Where the heck did they come up with that from?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 08, 2011, 02:54:52 PM
it's brilliant isn't it? can't believe you didn't get it though


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 02:57:26 PM
it's brilliant isn't it? can't believe you didn't get it though

Sure was gonna come near getting it correct.  Must make that one of the first places visited so I can shock the locals with my translation skillz. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on June 08, 2011, 03:00:24 PM
So Americans say "Beddy" when they mean "Betty" but when they say "Doody" do  they mean "Duty" or "Crap"?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 03:01:43 PM
Will be picking yer brains for any last minute tips before heading over there, so be thinking of what ya reckon I should know.  Yeah, I've been for lots of visits around the place through blonde and APAT.  But this is the real deal.  Don't want to look and sound like a complete eejit just off the boat.  Granted, that's never stopped me before.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 03:05:25 PM
So Americans say "Beddy" when they mean "Betty" but when they say "Doody" do  they mean "Duty" or "Crap"?

Depends on what part of America you're in and the context of the conversation, but I can assure you it won't be half as difficult to decipher as all this carry on.  God forgive me for saying it, but I'm a Yank so can just about get it through - they aren't half as creative with their vocabulary as you lot are.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on June 08, 2011, 03:10:46 PM
Thou impertinent flap-mouthed malt-worm!

Shakespeare.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 03:19:20 PM
Thou impertinent flap-mouthed malt-worm!

Shakespeare.

Agreed. 

At least me mouth can handle the pint glass.   

Laxie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 03:34:22 PM
Imma epic fail the map studies for today.  Just know it.  Apologies in advance Ger.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Longines on June 08, 2011, 03:39:55 PM
Will be picking yer brains for any last minute tips before heading over there, so be thinking of what ya reckon I should know.

Be ready for one of the local bus companies - I just about died laughing first time I saw one.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/3796529746_8b9e8e193d.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 03:42:10 PM
Loughborough = Looga Barooga?  FFS, I wouldn't have messed it up THAT bad.  Nearly had me though.  Was genuinely trying to google info on the town.  Sigh.  Well done.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 03:53:30 PM
Will be picking yer brains for any last minute tips before heading over there, so be thinking of what ya reckon I should know.

Be ready for one of the local bus companies - I just about died laughing first time I saw one.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/3796529746_8b9e8e193d.jpg)

 ;gobsmacked; rotflmfao  Hate to be the Einstein who came up with that one!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 04:14:43 PM
Now then...on to the serious stuff.

The kids are handling everything remarkably well these days.  I wasn't sure if it was the right thing to do - telling them about my intentions to move before their holiday.  But it looks like it was bang on as it's given them time to get their heads around the idea. 

Brian and Sarah have been reasonably ok from the get go.  Sinéad is a bit like her mother.  She needed space as well as time to mull it over.  If I attempted to approach her before she was ready, I'd know all about it.  She's only properly come around this past week.  Not sure if she's finally accepted things or if other rumours around the village (nothing to do with us - but thanks for taking the heat off) have lightened her mood with regards to this house.  Don't know and don't care if truth be told.  Just glad she's smiling and talking to me again.  I was prepared to wait months for it to happen.  Glad I didn't have to.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 08, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
So they're off to Salou next week for a wee holiday.  They leave the day before I do.  We've the neighbours lined up to look after the dogs/house and just about everything else is in order.  I'm hoping the holiday with their Dad will be a nice break for them.  Because when they get home, it's back to reality. 

I'll always be only a phone call away and a flight if need be.  Already there's a return trip planned for Sarah's ortho op.  It's not a 'serious' op as such and I'm pretty sure she's just testing the theory that I'm as close as I say.  Just waiting on the appointment date and I'll book it.  Will only be a few days, but at least it shows them I'm there when I'm needed.  Life goes on and I'm getting on with it, but I'll never stop loving my kids.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 08, 2011, 06:39:56 PM
my dad used to work with an american woman who arranged all their appointments for them.  She once asked where the 'izzle of wig-it' was, and the correct pronunciation was explained to her.  Obv took it all on board coz next day she had a job for someone in 'eye-all-worth'.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 09, 2011, 11:38:19 AM
It's girly day Thursday.

Cover me...I'm going in. 

Please send for back up if I don't report before the day is out.

Cheers. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on June 09, 2011, 03:37:54 PM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on June 10, 2011, 11:29:30 AM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx

I thought it was pronounced Keith-lee  :dontask:

Used to work in  in Liverpool planning telephone exchange installations - I just KNOW the boss gave old Tommy the Scouser the Scottish jobs to piss me off..... Milngavie, Stathaven, Sanquhar, Bridgeton  ;frustrated;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: AndrewT on June 10, 2011, 11:35:08 AM
Two more for you.

The town Mousehole in Cornwall.

The surname Fetherstonhaugh.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on June 10, 2011, 11:36:46 AM
Bolsover.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 10, 2011, 12:39:47 PM
Two more for you.

The town Mousehole in Cornwall.

The surname Fetherstonhaugh.

Haha - i was going to post the exact same two but forgot. Remember the second one used to be a trivial pursuit question and i got caught out on the first one when i mounted michael some years back


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on June 10, 2011, 01:08:30 PM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx

I thought it was pronounced Keith-lee  :dontask:

Correctamundo!

Some more Yorkshire ones for you....

Dodworth
Cudworth
Penistone
Slaithwaite


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: gatso on June 10, 2011, 01:12:24 PM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx

I thought it was pronounced Keith-lee  :dontask:

Correctamundo!


in which case I'm missing the point somewhat. it's pronounced exactly as it looks it should be. what's difficult about that one?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on June 10, 2011, 01:27:18 PM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx

I thought it was pronounced Keith-lee  :dontask:

Correctamundo!


in which case I'm missing the point somewhat. it's pronounced exactly as it looks it should be. what's difficult about that one?

Most people pronounce it 'Keeley'..as in the name!!!!

it's the 'eigh' that confuses people..

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on June 10, 2011, 04:57:30 PM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx

I thought it was pronounced Keith-lee  :dontask:

Correctamundo!

Some more Yorkshire ones for you....

Dodworth
Cudworth
Penistone
Slaithwaite

lol, I say these EVERY day. fml.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on June 10, 2011, 10:52:28 PM
When you get back from your girly-girl day try 'Keighley'...even the Scottish can't pronounce that one properly ;)

xx

I thought it was pronounced Keith-lee  :dontask:

Correctamundo!


in which case I'm missing the point somewhat. it's pronounced exactly as it looks it should be. what's difficult about that one?

Most people pronounce it 'Keeley'..as in the name!!!!

it's the 'eigh' that confuses people..

xx

I was cheating a bit - spent a year in Gawthorpe working for Torch & Kingston Telecoms.

When we got the telephone exchange  job for Penistone it was instantly christened Cockrock & stayed that. Thought it was really pronounced Pen-is-tone.

No attempts at the Scottish ones from you lot dahn sarf?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 13, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Just catching up and good to see even you lot don't know how to pronounce the names in yer own country.  Won't feel so bad tripping over them as I go now. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 13, 2011, 08:31:09 PM
What a lovely week-end!!!  Survived girly day Thursday without any painful glitches and made my way to Cork that afternoon.  Jack landed early Friday morning and stayed until his late flight home last night.

Mary had everything set up perfect and she spoiled us rotten the whole time.  Will do a mini trip report later, but I've a few other things to get to first.

The Chezger league game starts at 9:00pm tonight on Sky Poker.  Anyone wants to join us, it's just a bit of fun for a fiver and the password is 'cardsspeak'.  DS bounty hunter and rumour has it I've an added bounty on me head for good measure in the form of a Sky card guard.  I seem to be the bounty a goodly bit these days.  People obviously think my mind is elsewhere - so an easy target.  They'd be right.  ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 13, 2011, 08:33:28 PM
Oh yeah, the Santa lovin' pensioner (aka Tikay) will be joining us as well.  Easy chips if ever there were.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on June 13, 2011, 09:01:15 PM
My Internet connection is such a joke would have played buttttt takes that bleeding long to update. Oh well..


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 14, 2011, 02:21:31 PM
My Internet connection is such a joke would have played buttttt takes that bleeding long to update. Oh well..

No worries Mo.  As it was, I didn't last very long.  Anyone need lessons on how to donk a deep stack before the first break?  I'm yer man.  Even Tikay lasted longer.  How bad is that?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on June 14, 2011, 03:21:48 PM
My Internet connection is such a joke would have played buttttt takes that bleeding long to update. Oh well..

No worries Mo.  As it was, I didn't last very long.  Anyone need lessons on how to donk a deep stack before the first break?  I'm yer man.  Even Tikay lasted longer.  How bad is that?!

QQ v AK will do that to you


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 14, 2011, 03:25:34 PM
Was going to do a proper full trip report from the week-end, but I've decided not to for the minute.  A couple of reasons for holding back, but main one being I'm currently running around like a headless chicken.   

So here's the short version - Jack arrived Friday morning and after settling him in at Mary's, he and I headed off for a lovely day rambling around Cork City.   I saw so many things I didn't even know were in Cork that day.  All the years I've been going there to shop and missed so much in my rush to 'just get it done'.  Amazing what ya notice when you take yer time about it.  After the stroll, we'd a stop at the English Market to buy some picnic stuff for Saturday.  If it's good enough for the Queen, it's good enough for us.  From there, it was back to Mary's for dinner and a night of relaxing. 

She spent the week-end taking photos and half the time we'd no clue she was at it....

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Jaxie/JackDawn006.jpg)


Saturday was spent beach crawling.  Mary wasn't sure which one to go to, so we tried a few.  In the end we settled on Youghal and tucked in to the things we'd bought in the market the day before.  Then I got to play in the water.  Yay!  If there was any point where he may have cause to change his mind about the move, that was the time imo.  I'm a bit like a kid when ya get me near the beach. 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Jaxie/JackDawn013.jpg)

Sunday was basically spent chilling.  Mary cooked a big roast leg of lamb dinner and the three of us hung out chatting and being stuffed with more food.  My god, Mary likes to fill a plate.  I'd have no hope of fitting in the front door after a while if I lived there.  She even sent Jack home with a packed lunch for work the next day. 

We carried him back to the airport Sunday evening and from then on, the next count down began.  Only a short time left and you'll all be free of the dreaded count downs.  But trust me, if ye thought it was a struggle to read...you can imagine how we've felt waiting.


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Jaxie/JackDawn001.jpg)



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 14, 2011, 03:27:50 PM
My Internet connection is such a joke would have played buttttt takes that bleeding long to update. Oh well..

No worries Mo.  As it was, I didn't last very long.  Anyone need lessons on how to donk a deep stack before the first break?  I'm yer man.  Even Tikay lasted longer.  How bad is that?!

QQ v AK will do that to you

Fair point...at least I went in ahead.  Makes a nice change to be honest.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on June 14, 2011, 06:14:45 PM
Beautiful pictures.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on June 14, 2011, 07:11:10 PM
Beautiful pictures.

Replacement bucket ordered  ;hide;


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on June 14, 2011, 07:12:36 PM
Thursday

[X] No more countdowns on every social network known to man



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 14, 2011, 09:44:32 PM
Thursday

[X] No more countdowns on every social network known to man



 rotflmfao  You have my word  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 15, 2011, 02:15:37 AM
God, today was tough.  Possibly one of the most difficult days of me life.  And I've had plenty of tough ones.  But reality sank in when I least expected it and for the first time ever, I've experienced extreme happiness mixed with extreme sadness...all in one go. 

Was going great guns all along keeping a brave face and making sure I did my best to hold a light 'air' about the place.  Didn't want to upset the kids.  But then something truly silly happened to set me off bawling... 

I've a wee glass oil bottle that the kids brought back for me from one of their trips to America.  It's kept on the counter all the time and a couple of weeks ago I'd decided that was coming with me.  Bridget called over asking to borrow cooking oil tonight and Brian went to hand her that.  Now I get on great with Bridget, but she's also great for holding on to borrowed items with ages.  Normally I'd loan her anything she asks for, but no way was she taking that glass bottle tonight. 

When I piped up with my objection everyone looked at me as if I'd lost the plot.  They weren't wrong but I didn't care.  As I looked at a room full of confused faces I did in fact lose it.  In the end I had to tell them I was hoping to take the wee bottle with me because it reminds me of them.  And I'd prefer if it stayed close by until I've packed it. 

Even now I've tears in me eyes over that stupid wee glass oil bottle.  But truth is, the tears aren't over the bottle...I'm going to miss my kids.  Love them with all my heart and I think they know that.  I'm leaving here because it's right, but I'm not leaving them.  Still hurts though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2011, 03:00:26 AM
They're off.  The crew made it to Cork airport safe and sound and they've since landed safely in Spain. 

We got through the morning relatively tear free.  Sarah and I spent most of the morning cuddled on the sofa together.  Then I gave Brian the best hair cut I've ever done, much to his amusement.  Thought he was going to give out to me for doing it wrong yet again.  Instead he said, "Figures.  Last hair cut and you do a proper perfect job of it.  Didn't take you half long enough to get it right though."  With that, the pair of us burst out laughing.  Yeah, I know.  We're slightly tapped.  It's the little things in life set this house going.

Sinéad kept her distance though.  She's a bit like her mom.  Needs time to get her head around things.  Thought she was grand with the last couple of weeks, but turns out she was pulling my own bluff.  God knows I taught her well.  If something bothers you, say nothing and it might work itself out.  If it doesn't, god help the person on the wrong end of things.  Just hope she works it out at some stage.  Because being the wrong end of the likes of her wouldn't be fun.  She'll get there eventually.  She's like me, so I have to believe that.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2011, 03:05:27 AM
I owe a thanks and an apology all in one.  The number of texts and PM's after last night's post was overwhelming.  Thank you for caring...and sorry for scaring.  But don't worry...she's ok.  Was bound to break down at some stage.  Tried really hard not to.  But I'm glad I did as it happens.  At least the kids know I care now.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2011, 05:12:37 AM
Soooooooooo...soon I'll be well on me way up some M road or other to Leicester.  I've no doubts or worries in the world when it comes to my decision to move over to Jack's.  The man is a true gem and I've proper luckboxed it as far as I'm concerned.  It's been stressful and emotional around here that's had me on edge.  But one thing's certain...I'm looking forward to being there with him.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 16, 2011, 06:53:43 AM
Thanks for putting up with our various countdowns around the place. You can't blame us for being a bit excited - it's not everyday you fall in love for the first time :)

Chez technolog has been primped & preened but, ffs there's still a fair bit of work to do - typical bachelor here I'm afraid - but it's going to be fun bringing it up to scratch with this lovely lady. What a lucky lad I am!

So no more countdowns. Promise. After 2.20pm.

0d 7h 22m


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 16, 2011, 09:08:51 AM
NO MORE SLEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!! 

See ya soon.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on June 16, 2011, 10:39:21 AM
Good luck to you both.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: amcgrath1uk on June 16, 2011, 07:54:42 PM
Good luck to you both.

Very much this. :)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: paulpitchford on June 16, 2011, 10:19:50 PM
Good luck to you both.

Very much this. :)

Yes good luck to you both. Just twigged onto the whole Jaxie thing. I'm so slow sometimes!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: TRIP5 on June 17, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
I'm not tearing up...I've got dust in my eye innit ;)

Best of Anglo-American to you both!!!!!!

xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: ScottMGee on June 17, 2011, 10:11:44 PM
Congrats Jack and Laxie.

You'll have to host a home game soon.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2011, 08:40:19 AM
The eagle has landed.  Granted, she landed two days ago - but been in the clouds since.  Not entirely sure where to start or what to post just yet, but I can tell ye...all is very much well.

Jack has asked me to be gentle.  Poor Lad.  lolololololol




Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2011, 08:50:13 AM
Wednesday night a few neighbours landed to the house.  What was meant to be a quiet last night of packing turned into a mental session.  Sure did get packing done.  Good thing I'd not much drink in the house or we might not have finished by 3am.

Thursday morning.  Up bright and early...thanks to the neighbour who knocked to make sure.  Managed to get the packing done and threw the lot in Bridget's car.  A group of Sarah and Sinéad's friends lined up on the wall across the road from my house and did the Mexican wave as we drove off while Bridget and a few more jammed their car horns.  I'd come in loud...and was going out loud enough too.  

Farewell, Ireland.  I'll be back now and then, but it's safe to come out again.

  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: kinboshi on June 18, 2011, 09:14:50 AM
Win


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2011, 09:21:23 AM
Helloooooooooooooo Engerland.  

Now Jack has asked me to be gentle here.  Not sure what has him most worried.  Could be the adorable bear he had waiting for me on the seat of the car with the 'Welcome to England' note.  Pretty much lost his man card there by you lot.  But don't worry...he got it back by the time the day was done.   rotflmfao

I was given a grand tour of the area.  First stop, the local shopping centre.  Jack had been busy here with the last week or so.  Apparently bachelor life isn't quite the same as having some foreign chick living with ya.  He'd been tidying all around the place and managed to blow up the hoover in the process.  This is actually a good thing imo.  The hoover was the kind ya need bags for.  I don't run good on the shopping front at the best of times.  Hoover bags are not one of my stong points even when I'm running good.  So we got a hoover.  

Then I mentioned needing to iron a few things.  And with that we got an iron and an ironing board.  Man card re-instated.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2011, 09:22:44 AM
Win

Oh feck right off!!!  Where are ya this morning?!  Was all set and ready for ya too.  No matter.  I won the week anyway.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 18, 2011, 09:31:45 AM
To be fair, he had a few more surprises of the less domestic kind waiting when we got home. 

Home.  Never expected to call any place other than Knocknagree my home.  And didn't expect it to be so easy to settle in here.  Not sure why.  I'm guessing Jack has a part to play in it, but I'm already calling this home.  And I'm not at all struggling with the idea.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: the rage on June 18, 2011, 02:50:10 PM
Good Luck in your new home Laxie. xxx Rage.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on June 18, 2011, 07:41:06 PM
Good Luck in your new home Laxie. xxx Rage.

This this this.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod on June 20, 2011, 06:30:31 PM
Helloooooooooooooo Engerland.  

Now Jack has asked me to be gentle here.  Not sure what has him most worried.  Could be the adorable bear he had waiting for me on the seat of the car with the 'Welcome to England' note.  Pretty much lost his man card there by you lot.  But don't worry...he got it back by the time the day was done.   rotflmfao
Never mind Dawn, you sometimes have to make sacrifices for the ones you love, it I am sure it will be worth it in the end.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 20, 2011, 11:05:57 PM
Helloooooooooooooo Engerland.  

Now Jack has asked me to be gentle here.  Not sure what has him most worried.  Could be the adorable bear he had waiting for me on the seat of the car with the 'Welcome to England' note.  Pretty much lost his man card there by you lot.  But don't worry...he got it back by the time the day was done.   rotflmfao
Never mind Dawn, you sometimes have to make sacrifices for the ones you love, it I am sure it will be worth it in the end.

As Dawn might say, bite me!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Claw75 on June 20, 2011, 11:36:43 PM

As Dawn might say, bite me!

tmi


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 21, 2011, 12:27:21 PM
Full report coming later this evening.  For now, I've day two of a garden to tackle.  Just thought I'd let ye know - Laxie is very much alive and well.  And blissfully happy into the bargain.  Who woulda thunk it?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: MrDickie on June 21, 2011, 01:24:21 PM
Fantastic last few pages of your diary again Laxie. Wishing you both much happiness and joy.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 22, 2011, 09:25:30 PM
Full report coming later this evening.  For now, I've day two of a garden to tackle.  Just thought I'd let ye know - Laxie is very much alive and well.  And blissfully happy into the bargain.  Who woulda thunk it?

I lied.  Well, didn't lie exactly...just didn't get to it.  Won't be done tonight either.  Taking tomorrow off from garden stuff to give us a much deserved break and will catch up on here at some point during the day.  Proberly.  Really need to soon before me brain loses what I wanted to say.  Sooooo much gone on and want to get the lot down while I'm still thinking of it.  Life is good!  Hope all is well with you lot too.  x


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 09:27:28 AM
Can't believe how much time has flown by since the big move and barely a post here.  Sorry for the delay folks, but she's been a busy girl.  Not even sure where to start.  Will attempt to remember from the beginning...and more than likely miss a snippet or two.

The first night was a laugh.  After coming home with a hoover, iron and ironing board (you'll notice a trend forming soon...lol) we headed off to this wee Greek restaurant for dinner.  Not much to look at from the outside, but once you're in the door it's a whole other world.  Proper family run place with great food and a real character of an owner.  I'd so much on me mind that I froze when asked what I'd like to drink.  No worries...the owner was given free reign to surprise me and I can't remember what he made, but can tell you I was pleasantly surprised.

I'm a slow eater.  And ya wouldn't know it to look at me, but I can't get through a huge meal in one go.  Tend to pick at small bits all day besides tucking into three big meals.  This night was no exception.  Only, every time we turned around, the owner had another wee plate of tapas, fruit or whatever put in front of us.  We were going to be there all night if they waited on me to get through it all.  

Sure enough, by 11pm Jack and I were the only two left in the place.  It was a Thursday night, so the kitchen was closed and staff were already heading home.  I tend to run good in the 'lock in' stakes and tonight was no exception.  The owner locked the front door, brought out an ashtray for me and started pouring out shots of this special drink he'd received from Cyprus.  The three of us sat chatting for ages about all sorts.  At one point I looked over at Jack and got a fit of giggles.  He'd usually be home surfing the net at that stage of the night.  Through the giggles I thought to meself, "Lock in and free drinks hanging with the owner...it's plain Laxie has arrived.  Poor Jack.  GG his quiet life"


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 09:47:56 AM
Friday was spent basically showing me around the place.  We're not actually in Leicester as it happens.  I'm pretty glad of that too.  We're close enough for the shopping of a Saturday, but far enough away to enjoy the countryside.  Perfect combination if you ask me.

Jack likes shopping.  [ ] YAY!!!   rotflmfao  Saturday we headed off to Leicester.  

The kettle had stopped working the day before and as I was the last one to go at it, we're saying I broke it.  So off we went to buy a new kettle for Jack...and a coffee maker for me.  Been years since I had a coffee maker!  The water in Ireland is packed with lime so nothing electric ever lasts long and I gave up replacing them.  No lime here = Laxie wired for sound on a pot of coffee a day.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Leicester is craaaaazy!!!  People everywhere and shops abso packed.  Recession my eye.  You'd swear it was the Christmas rush of shoppers from what I saw.  Granted, I'm comparing it to much smaller cities and towns, but still...



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
Friday and Saturday night I was carried to the local.  Yes, you read correct.  'The'.  Not 'one of the'...just 'the'.  I've come from a tiny village with a population of maybe 500 and SEVEN pubs, to living in a village with a population of over 3k...and just ONE pub.   ;gobsmacked;

Met a goodly few while we were there and luckily it's a nice pub.  Truth be told, I'd got out of the habit of going out anyway with the past couple of years.  Reckon one pub is as good as seven for the odd time we'll be calling in.  But still...ONE pub?!  Blimey.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 10:06:55 AM
Sunday - oven shopping.  We were heading to a place called Bunny for an oven.  For the record, I didn't break his previous oven!  Anyway, it's a fair drive to get to Bunny and it's Sunday.  "Have you phoned to make sure they're open?"  "No need.  It's an appliance store.  Of course they'll be open."  Off we went for a nice leisurely 40 minute drive to Bunny.  [ ] They were open. 

Jack doesn't smoke so I don't smoke in the car.  When we pulled up to the locked gates of Bunny I got out and lit a ciggy.  "Yeah.  Well done man.  Good call."  Then burst out laughing. 

He was trying so hard to redeem himself..."I don't understand how they could be closed.  It's an appliance store.  Don't they know people shop at the weekends?  You're going to post about this in your diary, aren't you?"

Tears of laughter now flowing..."Of course I am ya eejit!" 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 10:16:30 AM
All the first weekend I was itching to tackle the yard, but Jack insisted there was plenty of time for that and I was to just relax.  To be fair, he spolied me rotten and we'd a really lovely weekend.  Roll on Monday.  Back to work for Jack and time for me to get cracking on the yard.

He'd not taken much notice of it...for years as it happens.  His neighbour Whelly sprayed the lot with weed killer a couple of weeks ago, so hopefully it wouldn't be too difficult to gut the place and start over.  I started with the front because it seemed the easier task... 

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0468.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0469.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0467.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0466.jpg)



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 10:25:30 AM
That was then, this is now...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0483.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0487.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0486.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0485.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Shogun112 on June 27, 2011, 10:37:45 AM
Seriously, get a 170 bar pressure washer on them paving stones, and they will come up like new..!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 10:39:19 AM
Neighbours were looking over all day and saying thanks for sorting it.  I'd run out of bins to put the weeds into about half way through and was having to make various piles - to be gathered later.  A couple of them brought their own brown bins over for me to borrow when they spotted the mounds forming around the yard.  Jack never had a brown bin before.  No need, obv.  The council have since delivered a bin to us.   ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 10:40:49 AM
Seriously, get a 170 bar pressure washer on them paving stones, and they will come up like new..!!

Don't worry...already been added to the 'to do' list.  Hoping to get to it early next week as this week is already booked up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 10:51:03 AM
So that was last Monday.  I'd the lot done before Jack landed home from work and was calling it a day.  The back yard is a whole other beast and was going to take some serious muscle to tackle.  Roll on Tuesday and the start of the back.  God help us...it wasn't going to be easy.  Good thing I like working outdoors...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0473.jpg)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0475.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Shogun112 on June 27, 2011, 10:55:45 AM
its a garden, not a yard lol


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:02:45 AM
its a garden, not a yard lol

Will be...when we've sorted it.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 27, 2011, 11:06:20 AM
rotflmfao Jesus...Would have thought Jack would have called Kim and Aggie in by now.

How the hell have you been living for all these years, Jack? No ironing board, not a decent kettle, no hoover. FFS man!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:16:41 AM
Almost forgot.  Monday evening Whelly called over to see how I'd got on with the front.  The three of us surveyed the work and discussed what should happen Tuesday. 

That's when they came up with the bright idea of burning the back lawn.  Picture the scene.  Dried lawn lit.  Goes mad.  Heading for the neighbour's timber fence.  No hose.  FFS.  Cue Laxie tearing back and forth with pails of water from kitchen whilst the Lads look on admiring the burning lawn.  At least I saved the neighbour's timber fence.  And even managed a photo before realising I'd a fence to worry about.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0476.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:28:21 AM
rotflmfao Jesus...Would have thought Jack would have called Kim and Aggie in by now.

How the hell have you been living for all these years, Jack? No ironing board, not a decent kettle, no hoover. FFS man!

Reminds me of another wee tale from the Sunday actually.  lol  So we're heading back from the failed oven mission and need to stop for coffee.  Bought coffee maker the day before but obv forgot to buy the coffee.  Into the local co-op shop we go.  I've absolutely no idea how it started.  Do know it was my own doing, but not sure how it happened. 

We've the coffee found and we're wandering the aisles having a look around.  Next thing we happen on to the 'household' aisle.  I spot the mops and brooms. 

"How are we fixed for a mop Jack?"

"Ummmm."

"Probably need one then, yeah?"

"I've always used a scrub brush, but yeah...if you'd prefer a mop, then we'll need one."

"And what about a floor brush?"

"Ummmmm...."

"Yeah, ok.  Say no more.  We'll get one of them too."

By the time we were heading to the check out with the coffee and brown sugar - we'd a mop, pail, broom, dust pan and brush as well.

As the clerk is clocking out our stuff, Jack looks at her with a cheeky grin and in a quiet voice as he's pointing my direction says, "It's her birthday."  Couldn't help it.  I broke out in a fit of laughing.  Good job I love this man...just sayin'


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:35:38 AM
So Tuesday and Wednesday we tore into the back lawn.  I'd do what I could during the day and Jack would get tucked in straight after coming home from work.  A guy loaned us his trailer and is planning to carry away anything we dig up.  When he landed with it, I asked what was allowed to go into the trailer.  "Anything at all.  It's about time this yard was done."  Hope he remembers saying that when he comes to collect it in the next day or two.

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 27, 2011, 11:38:52 AM
Did he even have any cleaning stuff in the house? Flashwipes, Mr Muscle etc? did he at least try to give the impression he has done some cleaning in the past by buying some of that stuff before you moved in?

and rotflmfao @ the happy look on Jacks face in that picture...he looks delighted to be doing some gardening.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:39:20 AM
I dunno.  Could be wrong, but pretty sure the tyres shouldn't bend that way.  Think I may have to take some stuff out of the trailer and split it into two smaller loads.

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Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 27, 2011, 11:40:56 AM
lol, ya think?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:46:41 AM
Did he even have any cleaning stuff in the house? Flashwipes, Mr Muscle etc? did he at least try to give the impression he has done some cleaning in the past by buying some of that stuff before you moved in?

and rotflmfao @ the happy look on Jacks face in that picture...he looks delighted to be doing some gardening.

He's loads of cleaning things around the place to be fair.  Even did a bit of cleaning in the house before I got here.  Also has 2 or 3 broken hoovers stored in a spare bedroom.  Ya never know what parts ya might need 'em for.  Hope he gets the spare parts soon, because the hoovers are heading out the door.

After what I put him through, pretty sure he now loves gardening as much as I love shopping.  Least the grunt work is nearly done.  Then we get to make one of the few shopping trips I abso love...garden centres!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 11:48:27 AM
lol, ya think?

'Spose it depends on how adventurous the owner of the trailer is.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Longines on June 27, 2011, 12:16:04 PM
Then we get to make one of the few shopping trips I abso love...garden centres!!!
Jack appears to have about the same level of gardening skills as I do - however my green-fingered wife regularly drags me to one or all of these local centres:

www.woodlandsnurseries.co.uk - just huge
www.palmersgardencentre.co.uk - close to Fosse Park
www.gatesnurseries.co.uk - out in the sticks but has won UK garden centre of the year

HTH.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 12:18:27 PM
By Thursday, the pair of us were walking and moaning around the place...like two old farts.  Wrecked from the 'gardening', we decided to take the day off.  Granted, the full trailer made it a no brainer of a decision really.  Still waiting on the trailer to be emptied, so garden has been on hold since.  Our new brown bin landed this morning.  Think I've got until Thursday to fill it up before the council collects.  Won't take more than 20 minutes to fill it.  Loads of time for that.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 12:19:56 PM
On to Friday.  I spent the day playing hide n seek in the kitchen.  I'd all the upper cabinets emptied, tidied and re-loaded.  But I changed around where some things were stored.  I'd hidden half of Jack's kitchen and it was his mission to seek things out in their new locations.  Didn't take him long to figure out though.  Must try harder when I tackle the lower cabinets.



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 12:24:31 PM
Then we get to make one of the few shopping trips I abso love...garden centres!!!
Jack appears to have about the same level of gardening skills as I do - however my green-fingered wife regularly drags me to one or all of these local centres:

www.woodlandsnurseries.co.uk - just huge
www.palmersgardencentre.co.uk - close to Fosse Park
www.gatesnurseries.co.uk - out in the sticks but has won UK garden centre of the year

HTH.


Excellent!!!  They've the added bonus of tea shops selling cakes and stuff to keep Jack happy.  Win win all around.  Cheers.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 27, 2011, 12:37:12 PM
Why do all women love garden centres?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: mondatoo on June 27, 2011, 12:39:09 PM
Why do all women love moving things around in the kitchen every 6 months ?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 12:56:05 PM
So on we go to this past weekend.  We'd a lovely dinner in an Indian place on Friday night after the kitchen cabinet attack.  From there it was off to the pub for a few before heading home. 

Saturday we attempted the oven run again.  This time Bunny was open and we managed an oven.  Even managed to get it into the car and home for ourselves.  Granted, I was hoping we wouldn't.  Not because I was avoiding using it.  Just thought it would be abso comedy to discover it wouldn't fit after all his 'careful planning'.  Ah well.  He got lucky and fluked the win on this one.

We landed home with the oven and Whelly called over to help Jack carry it in.  The pair stood there discussing correct installation techniques while I headed for the sofa and ended up having a nap.  Woke to find the old out, new in and all the mess tidied.  I've been told it's a miracle.  Seems to be the way of things since I landed so I dunno what they're on about.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 12:59:26 PM
Why do all women love garden centres?

Because it's one place we can shop where trying things on isn't part of the experience. 

Why do all women love moving things around in the kitchen every 6 months ?

I don't.  I'll clean them out a couple of times a year, but where I land things first time - is usually where they'll stay.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 01:17:38 PM
Yesterday we had a family birthday party to go to.  Jack's sister had turned 50 and it was my first time meeting a few of the relations.  Some had already made themselves known either earlier in the week or over Skype when I was living in Ireland.  Others were facing this odd Yank with the mixed up accent for the first time.  I have to say, everyone was LOVELY!!!  One of Jack's nieces gave me a pretty bunch of flowers and a hug while saying "Welcome to the family." 

Weather was gorgeous, BBQ good enough to feed a king and excellent company.  The whole day was just perfect.  And Jack only had to translate a couple of things I said during the day.  Result!

PS  How do ye not know what 'ya poor crater' means, ffs?!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 01:38:44 PM
Other misc. tidbits from the last couple of weeks.  We'd done the weekly food shop online and I went about helping to put it away once the order arrived.  All groceries stashed and Jack walks into the sittingroom (lounge - who knows?  we're still debating that one).  He stares at his fruit baskets confused and afraid.  Full to the brim with the newly delivered as well as the few bits left from last order.  He'd a look on his face like a politician about to break really crap news that he knows is gonna get him into deep manure with some mob or other, but trying to figure out the best way to go about it.

"The fruit."

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Where's the fruit from today's delivery?  Thought I'd put it on the table."

"You did.  I removed the few bits from the basket, put the new stuff on the bottom and the old at the top."

Well, the look of absolute relief and delight on his face.  Over fruit stock rotation.  Thought it was common sense to be honest.  But then, I thought the same about weeding so what do I know?   rotflmfao

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I hang toilet paper the correct way, without even being taught.  Yay!  Actually it's something I've always done but never took much notice of. 

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He has this thing called squeezebox.  It's a whole music and sound system set up that requires the desktop computer and 2 remotes.  There's at least 5 remotes in the sittingroom.  Good luck figuring out which two remotes.  Then experience the joys of figuring out which buttons to press on said remotes.  Only took me a few days to work it out.  I'm a pro now.  Just don't ask me what the rest of the remotes do.  Not even attempted the telly yet.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 01:49:25 PM
Considering he swore to family and friends he'd forever be a bachelor after 13 years of the free and single life and I swore never again too...we really have settled in surprisingly well.  I keep hearing from various corners "Can't believe it.  He's a changed man."  Nobody to verify for me yet, but I can tell ya - I've mellowed enormously since moving here.  Not going to clear all my silly quirks obviously and don't expect to clear his either.  But one thing's for sure.  We've both changed a bit.  And I'd like to think in good ways.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 27, 2011, 01:56:17 PM
Surely the only acceptable form of shopping one that involves ice cream? Anything else is just a borefest. Also why is it that every time I'm dragged to a garden centre that seem to be filled with items that are too boring for other shops that have nothing to do with gardens?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 02:01:55 PM
The kids are still in Spain until this evening.  I've heard from them a couple of times since they headed off and they seem to be having a great time.  There's talks of a quick chat on Skype later tonight after they've settled in.  If it's gone a bit too late, we'll chat in the morning.  Either way, all seems to be grand for the minute.  Just hope it stays that way once they're back home.  The next couple of weeks won't be easy, but they're a good lot.  Fingers crossed.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 02:05:07 PM
Surely the only acceptable form of shopping one that involves ice cream? Anything else is just a borefest. Also why is it that every time I'm dragged to a garden centre that seem to be filled with items that are too boring for other shops that have nothing to do with gardens?

Can't do icecream.  We're on a diet.  [ ] Going well too.  Should really consider adding icecream to the list just for the hell of it this week.

Dunno what kind of garden shopping you do, but I mostly do the kind that has something to do with gardens.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 02:11:34 PM
Ger's landing this weekend!  He arrives Saturday and he's staying the night.  I will mostly be tearing into one of the spare bedrooms over the next few days getting it ready for his arrival.  This means it'll be pretty much in order for my kids or anyone else who wants to call for a visit too.  I love having visitors.  Motivates me to get things done with a bit more pace than I would if I'd too much time on me hands.  Can't promise the garden will be finished though.  That's going to take some doing yet. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 27, 2011, 02:17:24 PM
Dunno what kind of garden shopping you do, but I mostly do the kind that has something to do with gardens.

None! A trip to a garden centre is usually preceded by "can we go to the garden centre please? I would like to buy [item unrelated to gardens]". It's followed by my looking at all sorts of boring tosh that also has nothing to do with gardens.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 02:21:19 PM
And one last bit of news before I head for the wall paper stripper.  The ciggy's are being kicked to the curb on July 11th!!!  I've something important to deal with in Luton on the 8th and I know I'll want a smoke or ten that day, so being realistic I've gone for the Monday after.  

Nobody around here smokes.  I've gone from being one of the many, to one of the few.  In Ireland I'd have been sat on me own if I were a nonsmoker while everyone else was out the back having a laugh.  Now it's the opposite.  I'm sat on me own outside, while everyone else is having the laugh inside.  Just going to stock up on celery sticks.  Always worked in the past, but being sat alone in the pub seemed to see me going back to the smokes.  Won't be a problem from now on and I'm looking forward to it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 02:22:35 PM
Dunno what kind of garden shopping you do, but I mostly do the kind that has something to do with gardens.

None! A trip to a garden centre is usually preceded by "can we go to the garden centre please? I would like to buy [item unrelated to gardens]". It's followed by my looking at all sorts of boring tosh that also has nothing to do with gardens.

Yer getting done imo.  Sucker!!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 27, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
I don't know, if there were garden things as well it would just add to the misery.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 02:28:23 PM
You should really consider the cake shop.  They have them in most garden centres.  You eat rubbish while they buy non-garden stuff.  Win.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Kev B on June 27, 2011, 03:28:16 PM
Loving the write up Dawn. Looks to me like you arrived in the nick of time. He has been a slacker around the garden hasn't he. Good to see you're slapping him into shape though.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: pleno1 on June 27, 2011, 05:42:20 PM
who's jack!?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 05:46:56 PM
who's jack!?

Technolog here on blonde.  Go back to somewhere around page 106 or 107 if ya want to catch up.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on June 27, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
Ger's landing this weekend!  He arrives Saturday and he's staying the night. 

[  ] Gardening
[  ] Shopping
[  ] Cleaning

I would love to but it's my back you see......



Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 05:59:59 PM
Ger's landing this weekend!  He arrives Saturday and he's staying the night. 

[  ] Gardening
[  ] Shopping
[  ] Cleaning

I would love to but it's my back you see......



Don't you worry...we've got ya covered.

[ x ]  drinking


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Bongo on June 27, 2011, 07:03:23 PM
Think you both left out [ ] Limes


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 27, 2011, 07:09:54 PM
Think you both left out [ ] Limes

You obv know Ger.  In which case you know that goes without saying.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: technolog on June 27, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Having read the above posts, I'm basically screwed aren't I?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Rod Paradise on June 27, 2011, 11:57:21 PM
Almost forgot.  Monday evening Whelly called over to see how I'd got on with the front.  The three of us surveyed the work and discussed what should happen Tuesday. 

That's when they came up with the bright idea of burning the back lawn.  Picture the scene.  Dried lawn lit.  Goes mad.  Heading for the neighbour's timber fence.  No hose.  FFS.  Cue Laxie tearing back and forth with pails of water from kitchen whilst the Lads look on admiring the burning lawn.  At least I saved the neighbour's timber fence.  And even managed a photo before realising I'd a fence to worry about.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0476.jpg)

At least you didn't try this one from an old email I got, wasn't me - honest!!!

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How NOT to clear a back garden....

You will need;

    An unkempt back garden
    Eight concrete paving slabs
    An old, abandoned wooden table
    A nearby lilac bush
    Matches, (but no propellants)



Arrange to be wearing a pair of light, comfortable training-shoes.

Tidy your back garden, concluding the operation by sweeping the assorted dry twigs and dead branches into a large pile.

Survey the pile, and calculate that approximately eight bin-bags would be required to dispose of everything.

Decide against this, and resolve instead to burn the rubbish, drawing on your previously determined skills in handling wood-fired central heating to construct an efficient fireplace for its disposal.

Stand four of the concrete paving slabs on their edges to surround an area of ground about two feet square, tight to the back of the garden. Lean the slabs inwards slightly to support each other's weight without the need for fastening or sinking into the earth.

Pile the twigs and branches into your impromptu stove.

Light the twigs and branches.

Throw on more twigs and branches until flames are leaping out of the top of the stove and teasing the overhanging branches of your nearby lilac bush.

Wait for the fire to die down a little.

Throw on more twigs and branches.

Observe the flames once again teasing the lilac bush, and decide to enclose the stove. Manhandling a fifth concrete paving slab on top of the flames would obviously be foolhardily dangerous, so instead cover the stove with rotten planking from an old, abandoned wooden table. The rotten planking is damp, and will therefore not burn.

The air in your enclosed stove is now superheating, rising exceptionally rapidly into the sky and sucking in its wake the cold, ground level air through the cracks between the paving slabs. This phenomenon tightly concentrates the fire within, sending jets of flame several feet through the primitive wood roof. This phenomenon was known to the bombers of Dresden as "firestorm."

Stand back a little.

The rotten planking should by now have been roasted dry and is beginning itself to burn in earnest. Wait for the glue between two planks to melt, which should drop one half into the stove and spill the other over the edge to land on the roots of the lilac bush, setting a line of flame racing across to a pile of dry twigs half-hidden awkwardly behind the stove and firing them prematurely.

Kick the burning plank off the roots of the lilac bush and stamp on it with your light, comfortable training-shoes until extinguished. Cautiously reach your leg around the white heat of the stove and kick apart the external pile of burning twigs.



Observe the roaring, flaming, jetting stove thoughtfully until the paving slab forming the back of the stove explodes with enough force to frighten the pigeons in their loft two doors down and set dogs barking in another street, this explosion blasting out pieces of concrete in sizes ranging from those of a pea to those of a satsuma and hurling the largest part, about a quarter of the slab, through the trunk of the lilac bush as if it had been struck a good solid blow with an axe. The stove will collapse in on itself, flinging burning debris in all directions.

Congratulations! Your garden is now on fire.

Stand back a little.



Obtain a bucket of water from your kitchen. Run to the main mass of the collapsed fire and throw the water over it. As the water leaves the bucket, consider the effect of a sharp, instantaneous change of temperature on white-hot burning concrete slabs. Affect relief as the water is vapourised a few inches before reaching its target.

Return to the kitchen for another bucket of water, this time concentrating on the non-concrete-based fires.

Repeat.

Wait for the concrete slabs, now safely isolated, to die out and cool down. This should take no longer than 48 hours.

Clean up the garden over the next ten days, shovelling the swampy embers into bin-bags. Approximately eight ought to do it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 07:24:08 AM
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I hang toilet paper the correct way, without even being taught.  Yay!  Actually it's something I've always done but never took much notice of. 

Please tell me that this is with the TP facing you?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on June 28, 2011, 07:32:53 AM
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I hang toilet paper the correct way, without even being taught.  Yay!  Actually it's something I've always done but never took much notice of. 

Please tell me that this is with the TP facing you?

Stupid stupid stupid.

TP has to hang wall side. That way, roll is lifted away from wall as you pull. Any thing else will result in premature tearing.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 07:58:16 AM
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I hang toilet paper the correct way, without even being taught.  Yay!  Actually it's something I've always done but never took much notice of. 

Please tell me that this is with the TP facing you?

Stupid stupid stupid.

TP has to hang wall side. That way, roll is lifted away from wall as you pull. Any thing else will result in premature tearing.

All I know is whatever wall it's on, it should hang like this...

(http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Sheet-of-Toilet-Paper.jpg)


This is very wrong and should be avoided at all costs

(http://xlerator-handdryer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/toilet-paper.jpg)

/loo roll lesson.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 08:02:40 AM
Having read the above posts, I'm basically screwed aren't I?

At least the house and garden will be really pretty eventually.   :D


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 08:13:36 AM
Ants?  Ok. 

Flies?  Dirty little creatures, but fine. 

What warped corner of mother nature decided to combine the pair?!  Flying ants?  WTF?!  And they don't die!  Trust me...I've tried everything.  Sure, one or two wee guys kick it.  But they've an army of backup waiting in the wings. 

Sure do love flying ants.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:05:24 AM
Random Orbit Sanders...  where to get and best one to get for general household DIY?  Cheers!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:06:10 AM
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I hang toilet paper the correct way, without even being taught.  Yay!  Actually it's something I've always done but never took much notice of. 

Please tell me that this is with the TP facing you?

Stupid stupid stupid.

TP has to hang wall side. That way, roll is lifted away from wall as you pull. Any thing else will result in premature tearing.

All I know is whatever wall it's on, it should hang like this...

(http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Sheet-of-Toilet-Paper.jpg)


This is very wrong and should be avoided at all costs

(http://xlerator-handdryer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/toilet-paper.jpg)

/loo roll lesson.

WTF??? this is very, VERY wrong indeed. If you have it with the end of the roll away from you, your feaces and germ ridden hands have to go past the loo roll, quite possibly touching it, to get to the end bit.

This is just nasty and wrong.

BTW, we have the loo roll on a stand type thing, not on the wall...but even when on the wall it should always be in the second position.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:14:09 AM
Don't be ridic!  If it's out and about, it's left to all the wilds of the loo.  When there's only a wee bit hanging at the bottom, ya know it's safely landing to ya clean and tidy.

Anyway, nevermind that...I have sander issues ffs!  Much more important - so get cracking with useful info on that.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:17:54 AM
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it's left to all the wilds of the loo

How small is your loo FFS? unless your loo roll is hanging directly in the loo there really isn't an issue there.

And there are no "more important issues"..this needs sorted first damnit!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:20:55 AM
Seriously.  Jack is in google mode looking to buy one as we speak.  First link he gave me was for a Bosch.  From what I've ever known, the household DIY line from Bosch is generally shite.  True or false?  HELP!!! 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:24:03 AM
There;

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

http://mediocremum.com/2011/02/10/is-there-a-correct-way-to-hang-a-loo-roll/

Now I understand there might be some obscure websites out there that might disagree but these two are top when it comes to the google search and therefore must be correct.

End off!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:24:40 AM
Seriously.  Jack is in google mode looking to buy one as we speak.  First link he gave me was for a Bosch.  From what I've ever known, the household DIY line from Bosch is generally shite.  True or false?  HELP!!! 

you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Longines on June 28, 2011, 09:27:38 AM
you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.

Blue Bosch is the nuts. Green isn't.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:28:18 AM
Seriously.  Jack is in google mode looking to buy one as we speak.  First link he gave me was for a Bosch.  From what I've ever known, the household DIY line from Bosch is generally shite.  True or false?  HELP!!! 

you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.

And let's say you were going about buying one...which would you choose?

*A tooth extraction would be easier than getting info. from Boldie


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:32:04 AM
Seriously.  Jack is in google mode looking to buy one as we speak.  First link he gave me was for a Bosch.  From what I've ever known, the household DIY line from Bosch is generally shite.  True or false?  HELP!!! 

you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.

And let's say you were going about buying one...which would you choose?

*A tooth extraction would be easier than getting info. from Boldie

what are you sanding? You can't just "buy a sander"..you have to think about what you'll use it for first FFS.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:33:21 AM
you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.

Blue Bosch is the nuts. Green isn't.

Agreed.  We're getting there - no thanks to the bald midget.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:34:47 AM
you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.

Blue Bosch is the nuts. Green isn't.

Agreed.  We're getting there - no thanks to the bald midget.

sigh..


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:35:20 AM
Seriously.  Jack is in google mode looking to buy one as we speak.  First link he gave me was for a Bosch.  From what I've ever known, the household DIY line from Bosch is generally shite.  True or false?  HELP!!! 

you're right. Bosch is not that great and definitely not value for money.

And let's say you were going about buying one...which would you choose?

*A tooth extraction would be easier than getting info. from Boldie

what are you sanding? You can't just "buy a sander"..you have to think about what you'll use it for first FFS.

Stripping walls of wallpaper.  Will then need to sand the few straggling bits off so as not to damage the wall by grinding too much with scraper.  Lots of walls to do.  Lots of dust.  Need one with the wee dust bag at the back of it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:45:10 AM
Why not use a steam scraper?

you could use a power sander or multi sander but you'll still get LOADS of dust.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Decker-Autoselect-Sander-Accessories/dp/B002X797P2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309250478&sr=8-1

Or..a bit pricey but REALLY nice

http://www.screwfix.com/p/makita-bo6030-1-random-orbit-sander/92673?cm_mmc=Google-_-Makita%2520|%2520Power%2520Tools%2520|%2520Brands-_-Makita%2520|%2520Orbital%2520Sanders%2520|%2520B06030%2520|%2520Phrase-_-BO6030


Or you could use a pole sander.

MUCH more effort but much less dust

http://reviews.wickes.co.uk/9987-en_gb/154981/reviews.htm


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 09:57:07 AM
BTW, get someone with a trade account to buy it for you...can save you up to 25% with B&Q and screwfix


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 09:57:35 AM
Cough.  You don't pay attention do ya?  I did mention Random Orbital Sander in me first post regarding this topic.  Anything else is either hard work or messy.  So need clues as to best for household DIY jobs...like the one I'm tackling today.  Always ever dealt with heavy duty power tools.  Never went about purchasing something for the home before, hence the brain freeze by me.

Have a steamer thingy I'm about to try and use.  Score walls a bit, steam, then scrape.  How hard could it be?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: RED-DOG on June 28, 2011, 10:01:07 AM
Why not hire one instead of buying?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on June 28, 2011, 10:01:49 AM
Why not hire one instead of buying?

Good point. HSS is your friend


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on June 28, 2011, 10:14:18 AM
Why not hire one instead of buying?

Good point. HSS is your friend

This is what I suggested first day.  Jack's thinking was, we've lots of rooms to get through.  Hire was coming in at £30 per week-end.  A few week-ends later, we've nearly the price of a new one spent anyway.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Shogun112 on June 28, 2011, 11:40:39 AM
If you hire one, to make things as cheap as possible, you need to do all the scraping, filling  etc etc etc, in all rooms, ready for sanding, and then rent sander and do it all in no time..!! :)...  If you gonna spend weeks doing bit by bit, room by room etc, yeah, buy one..!!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 08:53:41 AM
Lost in translation... rotflmfao 

I was enquiring about this with you lot last week
(http://s7g3.scene7.com/is/image/ae235/92673_P?$p$)



But this is what landed home
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/IMAG0490.jpg)



Yep...sheets of sandpaper and a cork sanding block. 

Is it my accent? 

I kind of got a hop (translation - I was a bit surprised) when he landed home with that lot above.  But he walked in so proud with all his purchases.  Tins of paint, all sorts of brushes and rollers, paint tray, white spirits.  You know...the usual gear for painting a room.  His smile was too cute to burst so I didn't mention my hop about the sandpaper and block, while me mind was thinking, "We've got a feck load of walls to sand."

Never mind.  Wasn't difficult as it happens and we got the room done in time for Ger's visit.  Jack was brilliant too.  He did all those fandangly bits I've no patience for and even painted the ceiling. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 09:02:21 AM
A few free tips for your next painting endeavour

- 'Non drip' gloss is all lies.  It DOES drip.  Lots as it happens.  Apply very thin coats to have any chance at all. 

- If it says 'dry to touch within x hours', double that.  Treble it even.  I have proof that this is also lies.  Got my elbow as proof...and me hand.  Sigh.

- Undercoat for woodwork should NOT be extended to the walls just above it in hopes of undercoating two things at once.  Makes getting the wall paint on pretty damn difficult after.  Just sayin'.

- Wear shoes if you want to keep paint off yer feet...including the undersides of them.  Or don't if you like the shoes a lot.   

- Wear a hat.  Trust me on this one.  Otherwise it'll take up to 4 days (and lots of showers) to get the paint out of yer hair.

I'm sure there's more, but those are the ones I can think of right now.  No need to thank me.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 09:09:30 AM
Quote
This is what I suggested first day.  Jack's thinking was, we've lots of rooms to get through.  Hire was coming in at £30 per week-end.  A few week-ends later, we've nearly the price of a new one spent anyway.

did he think you were going to get charged £30 a week-end for some sand paper?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 09:12:46 AM
Jack was hanging the last of the curtains and shelves just as Ger walked in.  It was close, but we managed it between us. 

We'd brought in a nice amount of lager for Ger's visit and he was only here an hour and a bit when it occurred to us we mightn't have enough.  So Jack took off for the shop to gather in more supplies.  Only, we'd a bite to eat which slowed the drinking down to snails pace for a bit after that.  The last of the original stock was only finished last night and Ger left on Sunday!  We've all chilled with age I guess.  Should have the second lot finished by end of the month if we work hard at it. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 09:19:02 AM
Quote
This is what I suggested first day.  Jack's thinking was, we've lots of rooms to get through.  Hire was coming in at £30 per week-end.  A few week-ends later, we've nearly the price of a new one spent anyway.

did he think you were going to get charged £30 a week-end for some sand paper?

Not at all ya goose.  We'd looked into hiring and buying.  Only so much I can do on my own while he's at work and no way it was all getting prepped in one week.  Buying made more sense with the number of week-ends it would be needed.

BUT - as it happens, we didn't really need it at all.  I'm kinda taking the piss a bit about the sandpaper and block because it really did work grand.  I may have got a hop initially, but was pleasantly surprised in the end.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
Ger's visit was lovely as ever.  Always brings a smile to my face when he pops up on MSN asking, "What are your plans for this date?"  I know it generally means he's on the way and this time was no exception.  With the room in order and beer in the fridge, we were ready for him.

He landed with a big bunch of flowers and we gave him a tour of our DIY projects.  Later we headed for the pub and sat outside enjoying the sun and each other's company.  The 'big fight' was on telly that night and we'd been invited to someone's house to watch it, so eventually we made our way there.  I'd no real interest in the fight and found myself out in the garden with other like minded people...jumping on a trampoline like a bunch of kids.  As ya do. 

Next day, Jack made a huge brekkie for the three of us and Ger headed home.  Until next time...


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
Between flying ants and 'thunderflies', I've gone a bit vicious.  The little barstewards are everywhere!  And every time I see either, I squash the kajeebees outta them.  You'd think they'd have some sort of message system set up.  A warning to future generations to stay away from that lunatic in Leicestershire.  But no.  With every kill, more land to take their place. 

I'm starting to look a bit deranged.  Swatting randomly at me arms and legs when I'm not entirely sure anything is even there.  The little feckers are taunting me.  I know they're just waiting for the men in white coats to carry me off so they can line up and laugh their arses off. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 09:46:47 AM
So this week was a bit less mental.  If you don't count the flying things.  We've the back garden nearly done and prep for planting is the next phase.  Have to decide what we want and where.  Will have a google search later to see if there's any good sites on the net for helping you plan a new garden.  Want to get it right first time so we can proper chill and enjoy it.

Indoors will re-commence next week.  I'd grand intentions of ticking a few items off the indoors list this week, but my body and the rest of my brain just weren't inclined to join the wee portion of me brain that had the idea.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 09:54:22 AM
  If you don't count the flying things. 

did ger not help you out?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:02:39 AM
July 4th came and went.  Yep, it does that every year, I know.  But it's the one time of the year where I get homesick for my family in America.  Christmas, Thanksgiving and all the rest can GTFO as far as I'm concerned.  No bother at all with them, but July 4th...sigh.  That's when we'd always done a huge family reunion.  Might not see some of the people the rest of the year, but always on the 4th.  It was always lovely to catch up with everyone, see how the kids were growing and find out who's doing what these days.  There's always a huge BBQ and maybe some swimming, followed by fireworks that night. 

We're not big into emails and letters.  Barely do greeting cards at the Hallmark designated times.  But we always did July 4th.  And I miss it.  A lot.

That said, I'm getting better as the years go by.  When I first moved away, you were best advised to steer clear of me for two weeks prior to the date.  Eventually it dwindled down to just the few days from once July hit.  And with the past couple of years, it's really only been 'the day of' that had me a bit moody and lonesome. 

This year I was pretty good.  Yeah, the day still gets to me.  But I don't get moody like I use to.  Just quiet.  Jack says he didn't notice anything wrong on the day.  Guess I hid it well.  Probably best that he was at work for most of it.  Gave me time to clear the head before he got home.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 10:06:51 AM
  Jack says he didn't notice anything wrong on the day. 

Amazing how quickly people can become comfortable with eachother. Only took him a couple of weeks to stop paying attention ;)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: AndrewT on July 07, 2011, 10:09:06 AM
Seeing as Boldie has turned this into a 'photos of The Duke sitting in chairs' thread, I thought I'd share this photo of Ger relaxing with a beer and a newspaper whilst wearing a fetching hat.

(http://i.imgur.com/OXRrh.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:11:13 AM
  If you don't count the flying things. 

did ger not help you out?

 rotflmfao  He DID as it happens.  He'd some idea in his head that the rind of a lemon ground up into hot water would do some damage when poured onto the spots where ya see them running to hide.  Smelled nice anyway.  


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:14:33 AM
  Jack says he didn't notice anything wrong on the day. 

Amazing how quickly people can become comfortable with eachother. Only took him a couple of weeks to stop paying attention ;)

Oi!  Bite me!  You've obviously not been paying attention either.  I did say I've gone calmer since this new relationship started.  Calmer Laxie = quieter Laxie.  Mostly.  If you don't count trampolines in random back yards obv.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:17:44 AM
Seeing as Boldie has turned this into a 'photos of The Duke sitting in chairs' thread, I thought I'd share this photo of Ger relaxing with a beer and a newspaper whilst wearing a fetching hat.


Poor Ger.  At least you spared him the famous walrus shot.  Or this one...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/ger-1.png)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 10:20:25 AM
Seeing as Boldie has turned this into a 'photos of The Duke sitting in chairs' thread, I thought I'd share this photo of Ger relaxing with a beer and a newspaper whilst wearing a fetching hat.

(http://i.imgur.com/OXRrh.jpg)

that's stunnning!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 10:26:17 AM
I remember Ger telling me about his previous job as a park ranger. Yogi Bear was delighted when he retired.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:28:39 AM
Over a year ago I'd to face something that wasn't at all nice or good.  It's been a long road and plenty of people along the way helped me get to where I am now in one piece.  And believe me, there were days where I didn't think that was possible.  But with an insane amount of help, we've got there.  Just have to face one last hurdle, kick the demons to the curb and move on from it.  Tomorrow is that day.  Off to Luton to put it to rest once and for all.  I doubt much will come from it, but at least I know I did the right thing and stood my ground.  Even if I needed help standing now and then.  Just a quick thanks to everyone for all the messages and support.  Not going to name names because of the sensitive nature of things, but you know who you are.  It's meant the world to me.  xx


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:31:48 AM
Nobody messes with Da...not even Yogi Bear.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on July 07, 2011, 10:38:32 AM
Nobody messes with Da...not even Yogi Bear.   rotflmfao

Ok have your fun, I will rise above it.............


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 10:47:08 AM
Nobody messes with Da...not even Yogi Bear.   rotflmfao

Ok have your fun, I will rise above it.............


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 10:49:13 AM
I blame Andrew.  He started it.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 10:50:28 AM
I blame Andrew.  He started it.

Indeed..but don't worry, he'll get his come-uppance.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 11:06:20 AM
So we got that new oven a couple of weeks back and I'm still learning to cook with it.  It's a gas oven and I've not used one of those in yeeeeeeeears.  I've almost managed to make bread properly.  Almost.  Ger was here and I went to lift my 'just out of the oven' loaf of bread off the baking tray, only it wouldn't budge.  That's because the raw centre was still stuck to the baking tray.  FML.  Jammed the cooked bit back onto the raw bit and threw the lot back into the oven again.  Don't even get me started on the partridge from dinner the other night.  Nearly had it.

Not to be deterred, I made a small batch of chocolate chip cookies Tuesday night.  Took them longer to cook than the recipe claimed, but at least I managed to serve them up cooked and not half raw.  We've since purchased a larger baking tray and a bunch of other fun kitchen utensils.  I'm about to test the cookie dough again with the new gear.  If they work out properly, I applaud the chef and the new gear.  If not, I'm back to blaming the gas oven.  I CAN cook...honest.  Sigh.

 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 11:10:28 AM
And another thing while I'm on it.  How can a person who's been proper active (compared to before) suddenly GAIN weight?!  Is there any chance I've put on muscle from all the yard work and that's causing the gain on the scales?  Please tell me it is.  Would hate to find out it's from the cookies.  Especially as I was eating those well before I moved over here. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 11:12:28 AM
I've seen enough Masterchef episodes to know that a good chef never blames the equipment.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 11:13:20 AM
And another thing while I'm on it.  How can a person who's been proper active (compared to before) suddenly GAIN weight?!  Is there any chance I've put on muscle from all the yard work and that's causing the gain on the scales?  Please tell me it is.  Would hate to find out it's from the cookies.  Especially as I was eating those well before I moved over here. 

Happiness adds a few pounds, they'll be the best pounds you ever gain.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 11:15:42 AM
And another thing while I'm on it.  How can a person who's been proper active (compared to before) suddenly GAIN weight?!  Is there any chance I've put on muscle from all the yard work and that's causing the gain on the scales?  Please tell me it is.  Would hate to find out it's from the cookies.  Especially as I was eating those well before I moved over here. 

Happiness adds a few pounds, they'll be the best pounds you ever gain.

If that's the case, I'm going to be a beached whale soon.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 11:25:27 AM
Also just discovered that the top oven cooks way faster than the bottom oven.  Why is that?

I really should consider reading the manual some time this week.  Probably won't, but have it under consideration atm.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Shogun112 on July 07, 2011, 11:43:35 AM
Also just discovered that the top oven cooks way faster than the bottom oven.  Why is that?

I really should consider reading the manual some time this week.  Probably won't, but have it under consideration atm.

Is the top oven electric and also has it a toasting grill at the top?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 11:45:26 AM
Top oven is gas oven/electric grill.  Maybe because it's that bit smaller and doesn't need as much pre-heat time to actually heat up?  I dunno.  But top is deffo gas too when yer using the oven...which I was just now.  Cookies are nummy btw. 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_nun on July 07, 2011, 12:34:15 PM
At least he has trimmed it back a little since this was taken.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 12:42:15 PM
Even Mo's in on the act now.  Look what you've started Andrew.  Proper trouble maker, so ya are.


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: The_duke on July 07, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
Would you let this man cross your border.

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/passport_crop.jpg)


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 07:47:21 PM
Would you let this man cross your border.

(http://www.gerardsmyth.co.uk/assets/images/passport_crop.jpg)

yikes, looking like that with an Irish background? I'm surprised you weren't on a watchlist somewhere!


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 07, 2011, 07:50:16 PM
He probably was 


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: boldie on July 07, 2011, 08:41:03 PM
He probably was 

And probably still is, but now the watchlist is run by Guinness.

Speaking of which; You still coming up past Hadrian's wall any time soon, Ger?


Title: Re: Laxie through the Looking Glass
Post by: Laxie on July 11, 2011, 11:32:52 AM
Finally managed to close that 'chapter' I'd been on about last Friday.  And with that I've decided to close this book completely. 

A fresh start with a happy heart can be found here  http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=54233.msg1398666#msg1398666